- I am the creator of my own destiny.
I plan my work and work my plan.
I am accepting of change.
I am always on the path of success and victory.
[upbeat music playing]
- Yes!
[blender blending]
- What are you doing?
- It's bulletproof coffee.
You know ghee. Just out powdered greens.
It's health squared.
- You must be very good at your job.
- I think I'm starting to embrace change.
- Coffee, black for you.
Put that on.
- How are you not hungover?
- Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.
- Well I think that poster's in the teachers lounge.
- Amazing.
You wanna ride to work?
- No I'm not feeling very good. I'm not going in today.
- Oh we gotta braid those later.
Hang in there.
- Thanks.
[music playing]
[exhales]
[phone ringing]
[rap music playing]
No.
[slow calm music playing]
[heels clicking]
- Is this how we dress for work now?
- No.
Team building zamba, the calendar.
Read it.
- Are we just not gonna talk about you and dad or...?
- Can it wait?
- Oh absolutely. Yeah.
No I would've loved to talk about, you know,
you bringing on your new child groom as a client
at our coffee meeting, but hey!
- I was gonna try and set up a dinner and...
it's all really very complicated right now.
- You don't get to stop showing up
just because it's complicated.
- Elle I don't wanna talk about this at work.
We'll find a time.
Let's go.
- All right, ratty patty.
You want zamba zamba, I'll give you zamba zamba.
[zamba music playing]
[music drowns out speaker]
- Okay thank you so much.
Thank you.
- Okay everyone.
Let's take a trip to Brazil.
- Perfect. I just started learning Portuguese.
[speaks in foreign language]
It means exciting.
- Hey Pat, let's focus.
- Love that drive Elle. Don't call me Pat.
- I fucking love zamba zamba.
[Zamba music continues]
- This.
Arms.
- Jesus.
[exhales]
[zamba music playing]
- Let's try this.
Say ta-ta-ha
ta-ta-ha
and over cross turn.
Okay now let's try it for real. You guys ready?
Here we go.
[counts in foreign language]
That's it.
- Oh.
- Oh Patricia.
- Oh ow ow ow.
- Oh my God Patricia.
- Ops.
I guess these hips do lie.
- You're doing really great for your age.
- I'm just a romantic.
I love to dance.
- Better up that calcium intake then.
- It's just a strain babes.
We just put some ice in this.
- You're so knowledgeable.
- You do that I have a phone call.
[dramatic up beat music]
[low yelling]
- Garry, hi.
Elle Fielding, how are you?
Very well thanks it's been a while.
I was hoping to open a new account.
A business account.
No, it'll be under a different name actually.
Great.
[music playing]
- Ms. Philips?
- No!
Hi.
We've never met.
- My son Garret is in your grade eight French class.
- Oh. Hi.
I'm Molly--
- Yeah and my daughter Jill is in the grade six,
gym class you cover.
- Oh.
- The parents association isn't happy about what happened.
- I understand. I took the suspension--
- We've been making calls about you
and I would appreciate it
if my child doesn't come home telling me a bisexual women--
- Stick to threatening your children sexual education.
okay lady?
I'm of the clock.
[music playing]
[soft dinging]
- Hey.
- Huh. Getting used to that app thing huh?
- Ah I guess.
- Oh no!
- What?
- You lost another one.
- Huh?
- Oh nothing. This girl that I grew up with
she came out before me.
Like lesb for life.
- Mm-hmm.
- Like the most.
She just got hitched to a guy with a man bun and a beard.
- So she's bi.
- And that just means you kissed a girl in high school?
[clears throat]
[phone dings]
- Oh.
[laughs]
- There's no way you're gonna have feelings
for a guy like that.
- That's the point.
- What do you mean?
- Superficial and easy sound real good right about now.
- Oh.
You're there ah?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
- I'm not ashamed.
[clears throat]
- No, no.
Do your thing.
- Bye!
- D-T-F everybody.
- Yeah!
- D yeah.
Be safe.
Have fun.
[mumbles]
[upbeat music playing]
[groans]
[soft music playing]
- Yeah you.
- What? Can you get this up there for me.
- Yes ma'am.
- Thank you.
- Hey do you know that beaver anal glands--
- I don't wanna hear this again.
You told me already.
- Where is she?
- She left.
Went on a date I think.
- By her self?
- Isn't that how it happens with people.
- Yes, yes. Sorry yes.
My brain is too full.
I'm... you know what?
I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna-- I'll work from here.
- You're gonna work?
[upbeat music]
- Go for Elle?
Yes.
- There it is.
- Wow she's actually doing work.
You're being creepy.
- What?
No I'm not. I--
- Hey she.. she's a praying mantis.
I love her but she'll eat you alive.
- That's what I want.
- No.
- I want a man eater.
She's ballsy.
- Balls are weak.
- Spunky.
- Gross.
Where are you going?
- I gotta do something.
- What are you doing?
- I'm doing a thing.
- What kind of thing?
- Just uh... just working. - Can I hae a shot please?
- Certainly. What are you doing here anyways?
I thought you had a...
client shmooze.
- I was but he just sent the signed contract.
So drinks and shmooze was probably drinks and shmacks
and no time for boom boom only conquer.
- No time for shmcks or boom boom?
That's a new Elle.
- New wish, new room.
Hey, uh wha-- ah?
- What are you doing?
What you working on?
Come here a lot?
- Obviously I do.
- Yeah, no I was just joking.
- Aren't you supposed to be on that side of the bar?
- Aren't you supposed to be guarding...
jewels and treasure inside of a map?
- What?
- Are you calling me a dragon?
- Aren't you a dragon?
What?
- That's-- - That's--
- I--
- What?
[mumbles]
- Um I just came over to talk to you.
To say hello.
- Okay.
- Cooley calmly say hello,
and if you hate me I will let you push me off this stool.
- No, no, no.
If you hate me.
- I think I might.
- Oh. I've barely opened my mouth.
Look, no hands, no legs.
I mean I've got legs and hands, but I'm just saying...
I mean you can push me.
- Oh my God. All right fine. - Oh Bluetooth is out.
- I will-- - Bluetooth is out.
- I'll give you 30 minutes.
- 30 minutes?
Oh my God, that's...
I'm on like a five minute break that I didn't even ask for.
- You have exactly seven minutes.
- I'm on it.
[laughs softly]
[clam music playing]
- This is from the guy at the end of the bar.
- I don't see why it matters.
Why do I have to go around explaining who I'm sleeping with
to everyone in my life?
It's weird.
I've never had to do that before.
- Well you don't have to.
Okay?
And listen I know exactly how you feel.
All right?
And um,
I just wanted to make sure that you're okay with this.
- The guys at the bar wanted me to bring you these,
but should I just tell them you're having a girls night?
- Um, well uh well--
- No.
Tell them to go fuck them selves.
Because that's what we're doing tonight.
Not our selves but each--
we fuck each other.
- Oh really?
- Yes.
Really.
- Yeah see that was um..
a little bit too much.
- I can't win.
Oh,
God that's bad.
[soft music playing]
[phone ringing]
- [Elle] Hey you've reached Elle.
I can't get to the phone but leave a message
and I'll call you right back.
[phone ringing]
- [Meredith] Hi you've reached Meredith.
I'm away from my phone
but I'll call you back as soon as I can.
[dinging]
- Here.
Be careful,
those things break hearts.
[soft music continues]