.
[cheers and applause]
[energetic rock music]
* *
- * That's my jam *
* Oh, that's my jam *
* Oh, that's my, that's my *
* That's my jam *
[cheers and applause]
* *
- Yes!
Hello!
Hi, everybody!
I am Jimmy Fallon.
Welcome to "That's My Jam!"
[cheers and applause]
Tonight we have four all-star guests facing off
for charity in a night of music,
games, and unforgettable performances.
Let's meet our first team tonight.
He's an Emmy- and Golden Globe-winning actor,
musician, and Broadway star.
He's teaming up with a very talented actress.
You know her from "Modern Family."
She also hosts "Love Island USA"
and stars in Peacock's original series
"Pitch Perfect: Bumper in Berlin."
Give it up for Darren Criss and Sarah Hyland.
* *
It's happening! It's happening!
Are you ready?
Their opponents are two absolute legends.
He's a groundbreaking Tony, Emmy,
and Grammy-winning artist from "Pose" and "Kinky Boots."
His partner is one of the greatest singers of all time.
She's an actress, entrepreneur, and the godmother of soul.
Please welcome Billy Porter and Patti LaBelle.
* *
Finally, we meet.
- Hello, aw!
[cheers and applause]
Hi, everybody.
- This is gonna be a legendary night.
Let's kick things off with a game called Disco Charades.
* *
- * Disco Charades *
* No need to speak, my man, let's play Disco Charades *
[cheers and applause]
- Do you remember the last time we hung out?
- 15 years ago, maybe.
You were honoring me in the Bahamas.
- That's correct. - And I was two then.
I'm 78 now.
- [laughs] Yeah, you were a baby.
- Back in the day. Right.
- And you were jamming out.
You did all of your hits.
Michael McDonald came out and he sang.
- Mm-hmm.
- Then Michael left and his band stayed out.
- Right.
- And I was like, band, can you give me that music again?
Can you give me "I Keep Forgetting"?
- That was so fun.
[Patti LaBelle's "I Keep Forgetting"]
- * I keep forgetting I'm not in love anymore *
* I keep forgetting things will never be the same again *
* I keep forgetting *
And we had the biggest karaoke party.
That was good. - We did.
We had so much fun. [cheers and applause]
- I loved it.
OK.
Here's how it works.
One teammate will get a clue,
and then they'll dance it out on our disco floor
to get their partner to guess what it is.
You'll have 90 seconds to guess as many as you can.
Each dance move is worth 1,000 points.
Darren and Sarah, you are up first.
Patti, Billy, you can have a seat by the band, if you like.
- All right, fabulous. - All right.
Who's gonna dance and who's gonna guess?
- I think I'm dancing. - You should dance.
- You're dancing? Oh, OK. Walk there.
Right in the middle.
OK.
The category is Schoolhouse Rock. OK?
- Schoolhouse Rock?
- So these are things inspired by elementary school.
Let's put 90 seconds on the clock.
Adam, can you give us something--
a little disco feel, please?
- Let's do it. - [groans]
- Time starts now. Go.
- "Saturday Night Fever." Hopscotch.
[bell chimes] - Yes.
- Uh, oh, sharpening a pencil.
- Yes.
- Dodgeball!
- Yes!
- Erasing a board.
- Yes!
* *
- Jumping rope.
Skipping rope.
Double dutch!
- Oh, nice.
- You are--
Duck, Duck, Goose!
- [laughs] Nice.
- Kickball!
[laughter]
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
* *
What is it? Tug-of-war!
- Wow.
You're killing it.
- The seesaw!
- Wow!
- Tag, you're it!
- Wow!
* *
- Show and tell!
Oh, my gosh, what is it?
Climbing up a ladder.
Monkey bars! Handles.
Monkey handles.
* *
Climbing rope in gym class.
- Oh, my God!
* *
- You're everywhere.
Playing in the mud.
Painting class!
You're eating the paint.
You're finger painting!
- Yes!
- Reading.
Oral essay.
- Honey, they did great.
- Oh, my goodness! You almost got all of them!
You almost got all of them.
Give them a standing ovation.
That was great! - Oh, my gosh!
- Thank you. Thank you.
Nicely done. - Darren, Sarah...
- You were amazing. - You can take your seat.
That was insane. You got all of 'em.
- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my goodness.
- Good luck. Good luck to you guys.
I don't know what to say. - Listen here--
- That was pretty perfect right there.
- That was extraordinary.
- That was excellent, whoo!
- All right.
- And you know--
- Hey, are you dancing?
- I think I'm dancing.
- Are you guessing clues? - I'ma do my best.
- You'll crush it. You're Patti LaBelle!
- I know it's a competition, but that was amazing.
- Thank you.
- Your category is Smells Like Teen Spirit.
All of these clues are inspired by high school.
- OK. - High school?
- Yes, high school.
- [laughs] I was there a long time ago.
- Come on.
We got it.
- 90 seconds on the clock. Can we get another discotheque?
- Here we go.
[upbeat disco music]
- Raise your hand.
- There you go!
- Writing--oh, cheating. - Yes!
Very nice!
* *
- Fixing your hair. I don't know.
- Pass! - Pass.
* *
- Um--cheerleading?
- Yes! [laughter]
- Falling asleep in the class?
- Yes!
- OK.
Dancing?
Dancing with-- - Yeah.
Yeah, that's good. Yeah. [indistinct]
* *
- What? [laughter]
I don't know.
- Pass!
* *
- What was it?
- [laughs]
- Um--pass.
Yes.
* *
Teacher trying to get your answer from the--
- Pass, pass.
[beeping] Playing the flute?
Playing the--
- That's it! That's it. Thank you very much, well done.
- Oh, no. [cheers and applause]
- Get over here. Wow!
Come here, come here.
- I think I may have forgot to dance for some of that.
- Oh, you were great. - Come here, come here.
- Oh, man.
- You every play spin the bottle?
- No.
- We're gonna play after the show.
[laughter] - I never played it.
- We're gonna take a quick break,
but there's more games and performances
coming up on "That's My Jam."
Be back, everybody.
[upbeat music]
- That was so funny, thank you. [overlapping chatter]
* *
- What's in the box? [audience exclaims]
- Oh!
- Oh, [bleep]!
both: * This is my chihuahua, guava *
- * What doesn't kill you makes you stronger *
* *
.
- * I got a new attitude, yeah! *
* Ooh! *
* Like I never knew *
* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
* I got a new attitude * [cheers and applause]
Hey!
- Welcome back to "That's My Jam."
I'm here with Darren Criss, Sarah Hyland, Billy Porter.
Let's hear it for Patti LaBelle!
[cheers and applause] - Patti LaBelle!
- With the pipes!
- Oh, thank you. - Oh, you sound amazing.
We're about to play a brand-new game
called More Than a Feeling.
Here we go.
- * More than a feeling *
- * You're playing More Than a Feeling *
- OK. Here's how this game works.
Each team has a mystery box with some random objects
inside that represent a well-known song or artist.
On your turn, you and your partner
will both reach inside and try to figure out the answer
using only your sense of touch.
You have 45 seconds to feel it out.
Each box is worth 1,000 points.
And there may or may not be live animals in some of these.
Darren and Sarah, you're up first.
Let's reveal what's in your mystery box.
- What's in the box?
* *
- What are your faces?
- I do not trust the faces of the reactions I just saw.
- What are your faces saying? - Yes.
- That guy almost vomited.
- [groans]
- So I should roll up my sleeves?
- Yes.
- Shout out when you think you know it
as a song or an artist.
You can reach inside and start feeling in three, two, one, go.
- Oh, jeez. - What is this?
- I'm terrified. Ah!
Was that your hand?
- So this is--
- [screams] - It's like wax.
It's like wax.
So is it--so it's butter.
- Nice! Correct!
You got it. - So it's butter.
- * Smooth like butter, a criminal undercover *
- We got it.
- * Pop like trouble, breaking into your heart like that *
- Patti, Billy, you're up next.
Let's take a look inside your mystery box.
* *
- Nasty! - Ew.
- Oh, Lord.
- [groaning]
[laughter]
- Are you going in too? - Yeah.
We all have to go in. - Oh, OK.
[laughter]
- Start feeling in three, two, one, go.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, pineapple? - Yes.
- No.
Melon.
- Oh, something nasty. [laughter]
Oh, my God. What is this?
- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, no.
I don't like that. - What is this?
It feels like a-- - You're on your own.
- I don't know.
- What is it? Is it an upside-down pineapple?
- No. I literally have no idea what this is.
- Oh. - [laughs]
- It's something slimy.
- All those Grammys, and look where you're at now.
- Oh, my goodness. - No.
- It's a bowl of-- - What is this?
It's squash!
- Feels like squash or something.
- Don't look at it. - Get your hand back in there!
You can't look at what it is.
- We got two seconds, come on. - By feeling it.
- Is that squash? - It's a type of squash.
- It's a--it's a pumpkin. - Pumpkin.
- Yes, and what--if it's-- - Pumpkin.
[bass note] - Oh, shoot!
[laughter]
- Smashing Pumpkins. - That's correct.
It is Smashing Pumpkins. - Oh, really?
- Sorry. - No!
- There are towels behind you to dry off.
- Do we have to do it again? - No.
You nailed it. You nailed it.
You got zero points.
- [laughs]
- Let's move up here while they clear the boxes.
Come over here. - That was nasty.
- That made me laugh.
You just pulled out pumpkin seeds
like, oh, it's something. - I didn't know what it was.
- Looks like pumpkin. I go, you can't do that.
- I'm not gonna lie.
It feels good to be
somewhat better at something than Patti LaBelle.
Finally!
- It's not a competition. - We'll let you slide.
- Well, it is a competition. - Just give us this one thing.
That's it.
- We're gonna switch things up for round two.
Now both teams are going at the same time.
We have two boxes with the same objects inside.
All right, back to your positions.
[cheers and applause]
Let's see what's inside first.
Here we go.
* *
- I don't trust you. I don't trust your faces.
- I don't trust you. [laughter]
- OK.
Now, this time, buzz in with your other hand
when you think you have the right answer.
- OK.
- If they don't get it, then you could steal it.
All right? - Ah.
- Reach inside in...
* Three, two, one *
Go!
- It's like--what is that?
- Bread. Cake. - Cake.
[laughter]
I don't feel nothing. [laughter]
- You got to reach in further. - There's nothing in there.
- It's like a sponge. It's like, a wet bread.
- Oh, lord, another squash.
- [laughs]
- Meatloaf?
Is that meatloaf? - Yeah. Is that you?
- Meatloaf! - Is that meatloaf?
- Meatloaf is correct! - Yes!
* *
Nice job. - Meatloaf.
- You found it. You carried it in this round.
* *
- I'm not good at games.
I'm not good at games. I was never good at games.
[laughter]
- But that was good right there, meatloaf.
- Ah! - Correct.
Clean that up and come on over here
so we can clean up the boxes behind us,
everybody. - Ew.
- All right, final round. [cheers and applause]
Big feels on this one, 'cause it's worth 5,000 points.
- 5,000 points.
- This time, all four of you will be reaching
into one box at the same time.
Let's see what you'll be feeling.
Maybe take a step back.
- OK.
- All right, ready?
Don't look.
Don't look, don't look.
* *
[groaning and laughter]
Now remember, you have to buzz in when you know it.
It is an artist or a song or an artist...
- Or a song. - Or a song.
But it could be an artist.
[laughter]
Reach inside now.
- Come on.
[clock ticking]
- [bleep] ants! - Bugs.
[laughter]
- Like, spiders, bugs--
- It's a bug. It's a beetle.
- Beetle! A beetle!
- I said beetle first. - Judges, judges--
- What did she say? - I said beetles.
- Actually, who buzzed in?
[chimes]
- Patti and Billy buzzed in first.
You said beetle first, but Patti buzzed in.
Congratulations!
You got 5,000 points for Beatles!
Guys, we're just getting started tonight.
Stick around.
We'll be right back with more "That's My Jam."
Wow!
The Beatles.
- Yeah. it's like a big old roach with a lot of legs.
That's gross.
.
- * Shining star, no matter who you are *
* Shining bright to see what you could truly be *
* Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be *
[cheers and applause] - Oh, yeah!
Welcome back to "That's My Jam!"
[cheers and applause]
Give it up for Billy Porter right behind me.
[cheers and applause]
- * Shining star for you to see *
Right now we're about to play a game that
merges my two true passions--
trivia and electronic dance music--
[dancehall horn blares]
It is Don't Drop the Beat.
[record scratching]
- * Do you know? * - * Do you know? *
* Don't drop the beat *
[hip-hop beat] - OK, here's how it works.
One person from each team will step to the podium
and go back and forth answering rapid trivia questions
while the music builds.
If you answer wrong, I'll keep asking you questions
until you get one right, but you gotta to be quick.
If the beat drops and the music stops during your turn,
you lose.
We're going to play three rounds for 5,000 points each.
Sarah and Billy, you two will face off first.
For the first round, the answer to each question
will be either Billie or Willie,
as in Billie Eilish or country legend Willie Nelson.
- Billie or Willie! - Billie or Willie.
- Come on, honey! - Sal--
- I love Billies and Willies. [laughter]
- Sarah, the first question... - Wow.
- The first question is for you.
Here comes the beat. - Oh, gosh.
[upbeat music]
- Who is known for wearing two long braids in their hair?
- Willie! - Yeah.
Who used to wear a little green in their hair?
- Billie. - Yup!
- Yes.
Who got in trouble for a little green on their tour bus?
- Willie. - Yeah.
[laughter] - Yep!
- Who is such a bad guy that
they called one of their tours Outlaw Fest?
- Willie. - Correct.
Who has a dog named Miss Marty?
- Willie? - Nope.
- No! - Ah!
- Who has a guitar named Trigger?
- Willie? - Yes.
Who has sold encyclopedias door-to-door?
- What?
- Who sold encyclopedias door to door?
- Willie. - Yes.
Who sold vacuum cleaners door to door?
- Willie. - Yes!
- Yep. - Who sold Bibles door to door?
- Willie! - Yes.
- Yep! [whoosh]
- What was that? - What does that mean?
- You got--you guys lost on that one.
Sorry, the beat-- - By, like, 0.5 seconds!
- The beat dropped on you at the last second.
- Yup! - It was the Bible.
- Oh! - The Bible, darling.
- The Bible saved them! 5,000 points for them.
- All right.
- And now, we're moving on to round two.
This time the answer to every question
will be either Shania or Mariah.
- Oh! - OK.
- As in pop diva Shania Twain or Mariah Carey, OK?
Patti, the first question is for you.
Let's start the beat.
* *
Who is an officer of the Order of Canada?
- Shania. - Correct.
Who told "Paper Magazine"
that they've never had a diva moment?
- Mariah? - That's correct.
Who told "Paper Magazine,"
"Actually, I have had diva moments."
- Mariah. - That's correct.
Who only wants you for Christmas?
- Mariah. - That's right.
Who is not very impressed by a rocket scientist?
- Shania. - That's correct.
Who's not very impressed by Brad Pitt?
- Shania. - That's right.
Who has a dog named The Good Reverend Pow Jackson?
- Mariah. - That's correct.
Who was in "Glitter"?
- Mariah.
- Who is in the Songwriters Hall of Fame?
- Both of them. - No.
- I don't know. - Mariah.
- Mariah!
- Who performed in the "Super Bowl XXXVII"?
- Shania. - That's correct.
Who was once married to Nick Cannon?
- Mariah.
[whoosh]
- We did it? - I think he said it.
I'm going to give you points for that one.
The beat dropped. That was good.
I'm going to give him credit.
He got it at the right last second.
It's a tie right now, OK?
Let's play one more round,
and now the questions will have three possible answers.
The answer to every question will be Cat, Dogg, or Bunny--
as in Doja Cat, Snoop Dogg, or Bad Bunny.
- I'm not going to be good at this.
- Oh, boy.
- Sarah and Billy, it is your turn,
so step on up.
Sarah, the first question is for you.
Remember, Cat, Dogg, or Bunny.
- [groans] - Let's start the beat.
- OK.
- Who broke the record
for making the world's largest gin and juice?
- Oh, Snoop Dogg! - Yes.
Who was cooking groceries with Martha Stewart in 2016?
- Snoop Dogg. - That's correct.
Who was bagging groceries at a supermarket in 2016?
- Doja Cat? - No, Bad Bunny.
- Oh.
- Whose grocery order was once a single banana on Postmates?
- Bad Bunny? - No, Doja Cat.
Who recorded the first album with the help of a doctor?
- Uh, Dogg. - Yes, Snoop Dogg, yeah.
Who has their own cereal called Snoop Loops?
- Snoop Dogg. - Yeah.
Whose first name is Benito?
- Bad Bunny! - That's correct.
Who competed in "WrestleMania"?
- Snoop Dogg? - No, Bad Bunny.
Who is in the WWE Hall of Fame?
- Bad Bunny. - Snoop Dogg.
[laughs] Who released a song called "Mooo!"?
- Doja Cat! - That's correct.
Who released an EP called "Prrr!"?
- Bad Bunny? - No! Doja Cat.
Who released a gospel album called "Bible of Love?"
[whoosh] - Nope!
- [bleep]. - Oh, sorry.
That was Snoop Dogg right there.
The beat dropped on you. That's 5,000 points.
That's it for Don't Drop the Beat!
But coming up, these four take on
the Wheel of Impossible Karaoke.
Don't go anywhere.
- It's the babies against the OGs.
- Oh, God.
[upbeat music]
- Coming up!
- * I'm a genie in a bottle *
* You got to rub me the right way *
- * You are toxic, I'm slipping under *
- * A pet unicorn that I had in my dreams *
- It was nice knowing you dry. - Yeah.
.
- * That's my jam *
* That's my * - * That's my *
- * That's my *
- * Jam *
- Welcome back to "That's My Jam."
I'm here with Darren Criss, Sarah Hyland,
Patti LaBelle, and Billy Porter.
We're about to play Wheel of Impossible Karaoke.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Very epic. - Wow!
- All right! This is fun!
- Right? It's the real deal.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
* *
- Now, you're going to take turns
pulling this mic to activate the wheel,
which will land on
one of the many different singing challenges.
There are 50,000 points on the line,
and the winner will be chosen by the one and only Doom Box.
Doom Box, how you feeling tonight?
- Well, Jimmy, the game so far all got me primed
and I'm ready for all these stars to shine.
Audience, if you're ready, let me hear you!
[cheers and applause]
- All right, Doom Box. Sarah, it is your turn.
Why don't you pull the mic? Let's see what you get.
- Oh! - Don't be nervous.
It's going to be fine. - You got this.
- Jimmy! - It's fine.
It's fine. - It's gonna be great.
[cheers and applause]
[trilling]
- Wheel of Musical Impressions.
- * Wheel of Musical Impressions *
* Wheel of Musical Impressions *
- Sarah, for this one, you're going to get an artist
and then you have to sing a song while doing
an impression of them.
What song will it be?
[trilling] - I can't look!
I can't look.
- "Genie--" - Oh, my God!
- You got this! This is--this is easy.
- They're my two favorites. I love them, but how--
- "Genie in a Bottle," but sung by Avril Lavigne.
OK, good, yeah. - Give her--
- Ben-- - Yes and, yes and.
- Can we get--can we get Sarah, like, an emo--
an emo type of groove?
- Here we go. Emo, drums.
[alternative rock music]
* *
- * I feel like I've been locked up tight *
* For a century of lonely nights *
* Waiting for someone to release me *
* You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way *
* But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away *
* Baby, baby, baby, yeah *
- Sing it! Sing it, Sarah!
- * Oh, oh, oh *
* My body's saying let's go *
* Oh, oh, oh *
* But my heart is saying no *
* If you want to be with me, baby *
* There's a price to pay *
* I'm a genie in a bottle *
* You gotta rub me the right way *
* If you want to be with me *
* I can make your wish come true *
* You gotta make a big impression *
* Gotta like what you do *
* I'm a genie in a bottle, baby *
* Got to rub me the right way, honey *
* I'm a genie in a bottle, baby! *
* Come, come, come on and let me out *
[cheers and applause]
- Whoa!
- Avril!
- You're throwing the mic and then picking it up nicely.
[laughs]
- It's expensive equipment.
- Wow! You got the pipes!
Look at that, standing ovation. - Oh, my God!
- Not too shabby. - Yeah!
- That was fabulous! - Oh, my goodness!
- Oh, my goodness, that was great.
- That was fabulous!
- Billy, Billy, you are-- come pull the mic.
Let's see what game you get, please.
- Let me pull this mic. - Yes.
- Whoo!
- You were awesome.
[trilling]
- That's what I'm talking about.
Musical Genre Challenge!
- * Musical Genre Challenge *
- Now, here's how this works.
So you're going to get a song title
and a totally different musical genre.
Then you have to sing that song in that style.
Let's see what you get.
[trilling]
"Stronger," Kelly Clarkson.
Ooh! - Oh, my goodness!
- Ooh, I kind of like this. - Not fair!
- I kind of like this combination.
- That's not fair. - Gospel is my wheelhouse.
Oh!
- Billy, you coming over there?
- Y'all ready to go to church? - I am.
- Go at him, go at him. - I'm ready! I'm ready!
- Turn to your neighbor and say,
are you ready to go to church?
- Are you ready to go to church?
- * You know the bed feels warmer sleeping here alone *
- Oh, my God.
- * You know I dream in color *
* And I do the things I want *
* You to think you got the best of me *
* Think you have had the last laugh *
- Oh!
- * Bet you think that everything good *
* Is gone *
* You think you left me broken down *
* Think that I'll come running back *
* But baby, you don't know me *
* 'Cause you're dead wrong *
* What doesn't kill you makes you stronger *
* Stand a little taller *
* Doesn't mean I'm lonely *
* When I'm alone *
* What doesn't kill you makes a fighter *
- * [vocalizing] * - * Footsteps even lighter *
- Hey!
- * Doesn't mean I'm over *
- What is that?
- * Because you're gone *
* Oh, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger *
* Just makes you stronger *
- Whoo! - Hey!
- * I'm still stronger *
* Whatever baby! *
* *
* Ah, yeah! *
- I feel it!
- * Hey, hey, hey *
* Just me, myself *
* And I *
- Whoo! Sing!
- * Oh, yeah! *
- Yeah! - * Ah! *
- Whoo! - Yes!
Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, wow. - Yes!
- You know, you can't take the church out of me.
- Get out of here.
- We've got more performances coming up on "That's My Jam."
Wow, wow, wow.
- Are you kidding me?
How am I supposed to compete with that?
* *
- Jimmy, oh! - That was good!
Oh, that was good. He gave it all right there.
People were jumping.
.
- * That's my jam *
* That's my jam *
[cheers and applause]
- Welcome back to "That's My Jam."
I'm here with Darren Criss, Sarah Hyland,
Patti LaBelle and Billy Porter!
[cheers and applause]
Billy just crushed it.
We are facing off in the Wheel of Impossible Karaoke.
Darren, you are up right now. Come on up, pull the mic.
See what you're going to get.
- Why do I have to go after Billy Porter?
- No, you're fine.
It's all right, you'll crush this.
Come on, buddy.
- Can we go back to Disco Charades?
Can we go back to that? - No.
- I don't want to go after him.
All right.
- Ooh, One Song, Many Genres.
- * Ooh, what's up? *
* Yee-haw! *
* What's up? *
* One song, one song *
* Many Genres *
- All right, now, this is a brand-new game.
I'm going to spin the wheel
and you're going to get the title of the song.
And then you're going to have to sing that song
in several different genres, one after another.
Let's see what song you get. - All right.
I did "Glee."
I feel like I'm prepped for this.
[laughter]
Yeah, I feel it. OK.
- You got one of the best.
It's "Toxic" by Britney Spears, OK?
- Kind of a complicated song.
I would fare much better if I did it with a guitar.
Is that OK if I play guitar on this?
- Really? - Yeah, it would be easier.
- I'd give you a guitar. Can we get him a guitar?
- This is--
I feel more comfortable playing an instrument with this.
- You got it, Darren! - Yeah, yeah.
This is--
- We always have instruments ready to go.
- So if I can't sing it, at least I'll be able to play it.
- He's upping his game!
[guitar strums] That sounds like it's working.
This has never been done.
- That's the key we should do-- should we do it in that key?
- Let's do it in A, right there.
- Let's do that. - Here we go.
[music playing]
- '70s soul, OK.
* Uh! *
* Oh, yeah *
* Baby, can't you see I'm calling *
* A guy like you should wear a warning *
* I'm dangerous *
* I'm falling *
- Whoo! That's my team mate!
- * There's no escape, I can't wait *
* I need a hit, baby give me it *
* You're dangerous, I'm loving it *
* *
[chuckling] All right.
* Too high, I can't come down *
* Losing my head, spinning round and round *
* *
* Do you feel me now? *
All right. What have we got?
We got some Ska. Here we go.
* With the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride *
* Ha, ha, You're toxic, I'm slipping under! *
Oh, Brazilian lounge. OK, we got it
OK.
* With a taste of your poison paradise *
* I'm addicted to you *
* Now, you know that you're toxic? *
* And I love what you do *
OK, European. All right.
* Intoxicate me now, intoxicate me now *
* With your loving now *
* I think I'm ready now *
* Intoxicate me now, with your loving now *
* I think I'm ready now *
* I think I'm ready now! *
Yee-haw!
[cheers and applause] - Oh, come on, now!
- Whoo, amazing! - Yes, partner!
- Great job, Darren Criss!
- Thank you. All right! Whoo!
- And that guitar! - You're right.
- You crushed it, buddy! - I'm trying.
- My goodness. Come on over here.
- Try and top it.
Try and top it. - No, you didn't.
Shut up. - And your instrumental.
[laughter]
- Patti LaBelle, you are up next.
Pull the mic and let's see what you'll be playing tonight.
[trilling]
Nonsense Karaoke. OK, here we go.
- * This is Nonsense Karaoke *
* This is Nonsense Karaoke *
- Now, this one is tricky.
You're going to have to sing a well-known song,
but the lyrics have been replaced
with total nonsense, OK?
Let's see what song it will be.
[trilling]
[exclamations and laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- [laughs] "Lady Marmalade."
"Lady Marmalade" by--by LaBelle.
Patti, I--I know this song.
That's your song,
but I don't think you've ever sung it like this.
- Whoo!
- We got some funny words coming out on the screen.
So whenever you're ready. - Crazy lyrics.
- Thank you, Miss Patti.
- OK, you guys are going to sing the first part.
Right, boo?
Background, right?
Where's my background singer? - [laughs]
- OK. - Where my background singers?
[laughter]
Where my background singers? [laughter]
* *
- Oh!
- Right here, right here.
- That's so good!
Yeah!
Oh, I hate this. Come on!
* Ah! *
- Whoo! Ah!
Oh, my God! - That is how you do it!
That is how you do Nonsense Karaoke!
- My soul left my body! - Oh, my goodness!
- Yeah!
- Patti LaBelle, that is how you do it.
- Thank you. - That is how you do it.
All right, now we have to decide who wins this round,
which means we have to go back to our judge...
- Ooh, God. - The Doom Box.
Doom Box, who's it gonna be?
Darren and Sarah, or Patti and Billy?
- I mean--
- Well, Billy and Miss Patti definitely had me,
but Sarah and Darren also had my speakers blaring.
Jam Band, can I get a drum roll, please?
[drum roll]
The winner of this round is...
Miss Patti and Billy. - Yeah, that's exactly right.
You guys have it. [cheers and applause]
- Obviously! Obviously!
- Come on now. Come on, that was good.
- We knew!
We knew it was!
- I want to get in the love, too!
50,000 points for Patti and Billy.
But our next round decides it all.
When we come back, we're going to enter the Doom Box.
- Whoo!
- Doom fills the room! [evil laugh]
- The show's about to get better,
'cause you all are about to get a whole lot wetter!
.
- * That's my jam *
* That's my * - * That's my *
- * That's my *
- * Jam * [cheers and applause]
- Welcome back to "That's My Jam."
We've had an amazing show so far,
but it all comes down to this.
We are in the Doom Box.
And our next three songs will decide tonight's champions.
It's time for Slay It, Don't Spray It.
Here we go!
- * And I know you're gonna get sprayed *
- Here's how this works.
On your turn, you're going to have
to sing a well-known song, karaoke style.
You have the lyrics in front of you.
But when the music drops out,
you have to finish the line from memory.
If you don't get the lyrics exactly right,
those microphones will spray you and your partner
in the face with water.
I apologize. - [shudders]
- But if you can slay it and sing all the words perfectly,
then your opponents get drenched instead.
- Oh, man, we're screwed.
- Each song is worth 50,000 points.
All right, Patti and Billy, your team is up first.
Let's see what song you get.
[trilling]
- Are you gonna sing this one?
- "Ain't No Mountain High Enough."
- It was nice knowing you dry.
- Yeah, hey, it's nice. - Yeah.
- This probably won't last though.
- Yeah.
- You guys should be-- you should be nerve--
you should be very nervous. - We're very nervous.
- You should be very nervous, yeah. OK, good.
- We're very scared.
- Patti, Patti!
- All right, here we go whenever you're ready.
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough."
Sorry, guys. Oh, man.
[Tammi Terrell & Marvin Gaye's
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough"]
- Whoo!
* *
- * To keep me from getting to you, baby *
- That's correct! That is correct!
[water sprays] - Oh! Oh!
- You knew that was going to happen?
- Yes. - I put my hands up!
- You know it had to happen. It's Patti LaBelle!
- OK. All right.
- Let's see that again in slow motion,
just to see what happened to you guys.
Yeah, you know, you see.
We knew that was going to happen.
[laughter]
- Oh, wow.
- Darren and Sarah, let's see what song you get.
- We can just go home and put water on our own face.
- I'm totally fine that. [laughter]
I'm not going to get all of this.
- OK! - It's too hard of a song!
- OK, you got "Juice" by Lizzo.
Which one of you knows "Juice" better?
- I think it's-- I think it's Sarah.
- Oh, don't make me--don't-- don't make me...
- Make me sing! - Sing!
[laughter] - Ah, here comes the music!
Sarah, whenever you're ready.
- Go, girl, go!
[Lizzo's "Juice"]
* *
- Gosh darn it!
* I'm the [bleep]-- *
[water spraying] Lady!
- Ooh! Oh!
[laughter and applause]
- Ah! I'm from New York! I'm sorry I cursed, everyone!
- Girl! [laughter]
- [bleep].
- Whoa! [laughter]
- That was bound to happen, and you knew it!
- You knew it! I told you!
- I didn't know we were gonna have to bleep words out!
- You put us in this box, Jimmy.
- I'm sorry. It just comes out of me.
I can't help it!
- I'm the pudding in the proof. - That was close.
[laughter]
- It is time for the final round.
Watch your heads,
because we've got the big microphones coming in.
- Is that like a larger spray?
- Watch your heads. It's about to get wetter.
- Sorry.
- Whoa. - I'm sorry.
- What is this? - Spooky.
- I apologize in-- - What is this?
- I apologize in advance.
- This is more water? - It's more water. Yes, it is.
- I feel it dripping.
- Y'all didn't do that in season one!
- Oh! [laughter]
- Pay attention to your screen.
- I was ready for a little bit of water.
- You're going to switch off, line by line.
When the music stops, you have to nail the lyrics
or you and your partner will get drenched.
This round is worth 200,000 points.
Whoever wins this wins the whole thing!
Let's see what our final song is.
[trilling]
- Oh!
- "It's Raining Men," hallelujah.
By the Weather Girls.
It felt like it is raining in here.
- It's--it's been raining.
- It's raining a lot more than men.
It's raining men, girls, cats, and dogs.
[laughter] - Here we go.
- Whoo!
[The Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men"]
- Patti, you start off first.
* *
- Sarah, you're up next.
- Billy.
- Darren.
- Patti.
- Sarah.
- Billy.
- Darren.
- Patti.
- * Absolutely soaking wet! *
[cheers and applause]
[water spraying]
- [laughs] She nailed it!
[cheers and applause]
- Oh!
- We made it through with no water!
- Yay!
- Patti, Billy, get out here! You guys have won!
- Come on, baby!
Whoo! Oh, wow!
- No water!
You're dry.
[cheers and applause]
- [indistinct]
- We're in timeout. - You're in timeout.
- I'm in timeout. - That's all right.
Thank you so much. - You don't want to hug us.
We're soaking wet! - Absolutely soaking wet.
- Ah! - Absolutely!
- Thank you all for playing, and thank you all for watching.
We had some fun and we raised a lot of money
for some great charities tonight.
Adam Blackstone and the Jam Band,
please take a bow right now.
See you next time on "That's My Jam."
[upbeat music]
You are the best. Oh, I love you so much.
You looked gorgeous and sounded great.
You look fantastic.
- * That's my jam *
* That's my * - * That's my *
- * Jam *
[cheers and applause]