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Can't believe this place
was near the office all that time
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and none of us knew.
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Yeah, my salad is lights out.
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This is so my new spot.
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- Oh my God, you hear about Jenna?
- What happened?
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She took her mom to a play this weekend
and her mom fell coming out the theater.
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- [gasps]
- Oh God, is she okay?
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She's fine. She's just on bedrest
for three weeks in Jenna's living room.
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- Oof.
- Christ, that's awful.
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Yeah. I would not
wanna be Jenna right now.
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- Me either.
- I wouldn't wanna be Jenna either.
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- Now Jenna has to take care of her mom--
- I'd wanna be Mike.
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Just 'cause Mike
has the best friend group.
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Yeah. Totally.
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Jenna's not coming in at all this week.
She has to prep at home without her team.
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- Man, that is rough.
- That's why I wanna be Mike.
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His friend group has a smooth rhythm,
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all orchestrated perfectly by Mike.
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Yeah, it's a good group of guys.
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Yeah, my friend group
is a good group of guys too.
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It's 200 guys.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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So I'm thinking about
going over to Jenna's
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and seeing if her and her mom need food.
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- That's nice.
- I just feel bad.
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I think the main problem
of my friend group
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is I have to pay to be in it.
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- You have to pay to be in your group?
- Like a service. I was second tier.
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But then I was annoying at a party
so now I'm paying the most.
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- What'd you do?
- Thought it'd be funny
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to be a wild man in the pool.
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- What do you mean?
- I was fighting everybody
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and trying to splash water
in their mouths.
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- So now I pay more.
- Stuart.
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- Should not have to pay for being--
- Crap! One of my friends!
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- Did he see what I was eating?
- Are you in trouble?
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Come here right now, Stuart!
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[tense music playing]
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[ominous instrumental flare]
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- Hey.
- How many friend parties
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did you go to this week?
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- Three.
- And how many parties
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are you allowed at your tier?
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- Two.
- Then why, oh, why, Stuart,
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were you at a third party?
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- I rented the house for the party!
- Hey! We don't yell at me.
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You're right. You're right.
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What were you eating over there?
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Nothing. It was something healthy.
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Let's take a little walk.
I wanna talk to your buddies.
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- I'm gonna ask for myself.
- Okay.
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Hi. How are ya?
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I'm Stuart's friend.
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Can you guys tell me what he ate?
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- I really didn't notice.
- Don't know.
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Can you do me a huge favor?
Make sure he doesn't eat too much.
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See, Stuart's a lot more annoying
when he's heavier.
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- Not really our business.
- Just a favor.
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Just a little favor.
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- [ominous instrumental flare]
- Whoa! Who are you?
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You have friends?
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- I do.
- You do?
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No. You don't have friends.
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- I do.
- They good friends?
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How would you like 200 friends?
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Just like this!
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- [dishes clatter]
- [gasps]
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- Oh my God.
- Sorry.
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It's okay. You're okay.
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Everyone farts. It's just
when I slammed my two hands down,
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I squoze and farted.
You're okay. You'll be fine.
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- It's just really bad.
- I know.
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I know it is. It's okay.
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- Want a little drink of water? All right.
- No.
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Thank you, Stuart.
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I want you.
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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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Ever since I was a kid,
I've always loved love.
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- I love celebrating each part.
- Will you marry me?
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That's why I opened Pacific Proposal Park.
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The perfect place to propose.
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Gardens and gardens of flowers,
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bubbling brooks,
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lighted gazebos,
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rose arches,
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as well as a special spongy soft soil...
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perfect for the most perfect kneel
of your life.
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And unfortunately, the perfect place to
slam Jerry "the Jet" Jones to the ground.
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Will you marry me?
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- [grunting]
- Oh my God!
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These fuckin' wrestlers keep coming in
and practicing slams on proposal ground!
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I accidentally built the perfect ring.
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[groaning]
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I built this for love. Now, Toilet Truck
made someone pretend he's a truck!
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You're a truck!
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[gravelly] Vroom!
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[imitates truck horn]
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You can't be here, Toilet Truck!
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[yelling]
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- No!
- Fuckers!
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Please, stop!
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{\an8}I was excited to propose to my girlfriend
of three years
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{\an8}on Proposal Park's soft lawn.
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{\an8}When I kneeled, Baby Duff
came out of a bush and bit me on the leg.
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Worst is Toilet Truck and Baby Duff.
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I hope Toilet Truck dies.
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I honestly hope he dies.
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I hope Toilet Truck dies.
I hope Baby Duff dies.
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I hope somebody finds them and kills them.
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{\an8}[rapid gunfire]
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{\an8}Another thing. King Larry...
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{\an8}is also Scarecrow.
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Saw him change into Scarecrow
in his car.
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I saw his whole penis.
And it was redder than hell.
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That's what I'm looking at.
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A guy's penis that's about to pop.
I don't think he washes himself.
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{\an8}So please come and have the most
beautiful proposal of your life.
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- Come on, King Larry. You gotta go.
- All right.
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[soft snapping]
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Did your penis just pop?
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["Got to Give You Up"
by Ronnie Whitehead plays]
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- [gentle acoustic music plays]
- [chatter]
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[exhales softly]
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Self-conscious about your hair loss?
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Yeah.
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I don't know what to do.
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Like as soon as I hit 40,
it started thinning.
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I had the same problem.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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Then I tried Gelutol.
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After three weeks,
I saw significant growth.
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After five weeks, I almost had
my whole full head of hair back.
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After just five weeks?
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Yes. It works. Trust me.
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And it's the only non-topical
hair-replacement product
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that doesn't use IDL benzyl.
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- Hey. You guys talking about Gelutol?
- No.
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- What are you talking about then?
- Don't tell him. Nothing.
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- What was he saying to you?
- Don't tell him.
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- What were you talking about?
- Sex.
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After five weeks,
you'll have a full head of hair.
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- Why didn't you tell him?
- Don't like him.
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I don't want him to have hair.
So take one of these every day.
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In two weeks, you'll start to see results.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}[announcer] Gelutol.
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{\an8}Enjoy a healthy head of hair
that looks like you never lost it.
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{\an8}- You talking shit about me?
- What? No.
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What were you talking about?
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- Were you really talking about sex?
- Yeah.
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- Fingering.
- Really?
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- Not gonna tell you anything.
- Why?
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You're not cool at all. You're a dick.
Leave us alone.
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- Gonna tell him something he can't tell.
- Fuck do I care?
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- What'd he say?
-"Fingering."
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What are you doing?!
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{\an8}[announcer] Results vary,
but in laboratory studies
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{\an8}hair growth began in under two weeks.
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- Shh! Here he comes.
- What were you talking about?
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Get out of here.
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About my wife?
'Cause she's not wearing green?
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She had a green jacket. Took it off.
She got hot.
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Go away from me right now.
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He thinks we're talking about his wife.
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- Gotta put this on.
- Why?
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Right now. St. Patrick's Day.
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I'm so hot.
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Drink water.
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- [jaunty Irish folk music plays]
- [mutters]
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I think I want you to have curly hair.
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- My hair grows in straight.
- You could curl it.
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I gave you the stuff. Don't you think
I should have a little say in how it is?
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Bobby! [growls]
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{\an8}[announcer]
In a controlled study of men ages 40-65,
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{\an8}over 85% of participants experienced
partial to complete hair restoration.
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{\an8}Women who are or may
potentially be pregnant
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{\an8}must not use or handle broken tablets.
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- Who is that?
- Guy who has that car.
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- What are you talking about?!
- Getting killed!
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- I'm gonna go blast the heat.
- Why?
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His wife. Making her wear a coat
so she doesn't get pinched.
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What were you talking about?
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- The hell?
- What were you talking about?
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- Don't remember.
- Goddammit, I asked you.
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Just tell me yes or no.
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- Was it about me?
- A little bit.
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Ha! First clue! I know something.
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Fuck!
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What'd you do?
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- Nothing!
- Said he knows something!
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Don't understand why you can't tell.
Not like you need to give it to him.
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Doesn't know what it's called.
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He's been saying Gelutol.
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Not called Gelutol.
I been saying it wrong.
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- It's not called Gelutol?
- No.
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[gleeful giggle]
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[discordant, unsettling notes play]
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You did exactly what I asked you.
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You actually might end up being
a nice little soldier.
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You come see me in a few weeks
when you got them curls.
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You pay for the seeds,
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you get to look at the trees.
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Doink, doink, doink, doink,
doink, doink, doink, doink...
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
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♪ Oh, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
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♪ Summer love ♪
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[announcer] With Megan saving Alexander,
it was time to say goodbye to Ronnie.
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[tender electric guitar music plays]
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Move!
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Losers! Move!
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[intense and emotional
electric guitar solo continues]
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{\an8}[shrill ending note, guitar slide]
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["Young Girl" by Frank Lynch plays]
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[soft murmur of overlapping chatter]
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Oh, Rachel.
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Hi, Melissa! Look how cute this is!
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I know. Haven't been in the auditorium
since kindergraduation.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, this is Flynn's mom.
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Hey. Nice to finally meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
This is my husband, Richard,
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and my parents, Barb and Shane.
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Hi.
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Hey, look at that.
We got the same shirt on.
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Shirt brothers.
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- Yeah, I guess we do.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
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Hey, hey, shirt brother. Nice to meet you.
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- [all chuckling]
- I like this guy. Shirt brother.
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He's got good taste.
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[gentle piano intro
to "Meet Me in St. Louis" plays]
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♪ Meet me in St. Louis, Louis ♪
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♪ Meet me at the fair ♪
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♪ Don't tell me the lights are shining ♪
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♪ Any place but there ♪
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- ♪ We will dance the hoochie coochie ♪
- [crowd chuckles]
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♪ I will be your tootsie wootsie ♪
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♪ ...in my flying machine
Going up she goes ♪
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♪ Up she goes ♪
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♪ Balance yourself like a bird on a beam ♪
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♪ In the air she goes ♪
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♪ Up a little bit higher ♪
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♪ Oh my, the moon is on fire ♪
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Shirt brother, you gotta help me.
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I'm in deep fuckin' trouble here.
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- Come on, shirt brother.
- What're you talking about?
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- Come on, let's go. I need you now.
- Okay. All right.
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- Come on.
- Excuse me.
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- I fucked up, man. I fucked up.
- [suspenseful music plays]
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I fucked up really bad.
I'm glad you're here, shirt brother.
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- The hell's going on, Shane?
- You'll see.
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Okay. Here we go.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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[music fades]
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What the hell did you do?
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I went crazy in here.
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[inhales]
I ripped everything off the walls.
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What happened?
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I stepped out to drain my lizard.
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And I was on my way back,
I started checking doorknobs
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to see if any were open.
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But they were all locked.
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Then this one was open.
So I was just like,
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"What if I just trash this place?"
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You know, just fuckin' go nuts in here.
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I started spinning around,
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going nuts,
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moving my head all around.
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I tried to rip the Wright brothers
off the ceiling, brother.
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Well,
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what should we start with first?
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- What do you mean?
- We gotta clean this up.
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- Don't know who you are.
- Flynn's grandpa.
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What the hell you talking about?
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I didn't do any of this.
I'm not helping you with anything, okay?
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You're the only person I can talk to here.
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All right. Maybe I can try and help you.
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Can you tell me why you really did this?
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[inhales sharply]
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I've been listening to this new song.
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- What?
- I've been listening to this new song.
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By this band I never heard before.
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And they're saying there's no rules.
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You think that's true?
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I... I'm not sure.
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I'm not either.
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This thing has got me all fucked up.
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- Okay. Well, can I just hear the song?
- Here.
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Play that. Press play on there.
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Okay. All right.
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[upbeat song plays]
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There really are no rules!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
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Turn it off then!
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[song stops]
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God, I love that fuckin' song, man.
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I just don't know if any of it's true.
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Look, Shane, I've...
I've felt this way before.
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You go through life
and everything starts to feel really flat.
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Then you read something
or you see something
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and you wake up, you feel inspired.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I think there just might be no rules.
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Yeah.
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Well, I think we should
get back to the concert.
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Hey, hey, hey, shirt brother, promise me
you'll do everything in your power
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to never do anything that's a rule again.
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I don't... I can't promise that.
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Promise me a million times
that you will never do another rule.
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[gentle piano music plays]
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[sighs]
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♪ We travel 'round the world ♪
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♪ Every single town we know
We know, oh-oh-oh, we ♪
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[Shane] You go back.
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Listen to your daughter's solo.
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It's too late for me. I'm awake now.
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- Go on.
- What are you gonna do?
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[tearfully] I don't know.
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[upbeat pop-punk song plays]
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[vocalist]
♪ I've been asleep for too long ♪
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♪ My eyes are opening ♪
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♪ Don't want to be a puppet ♪
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♪ Just hanging on a string ♪
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♪ Not gonna play by the rules ♪
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♪ I'm done with listening ♪
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♪ Everything you know
It's all just for show ♪
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♪ I don't wanna go on listening ♪
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♪ The suits and ties feed me lies ♪
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♪ I don't wanna go on listening ♪
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♪ Okay, all right
Everything's great, everything tonight ♪
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♪ Wanna feel a fright
All right, don't grow tired ♪
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♪ Wanna be great, gotta be good
Do it now in the neighborhood ♪
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[vocalist] ♪ Everything you know
Everything you know ♪
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♪ Everything you know
It's all just for show ♪
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♪ I don't wanna go on listening ♪
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♪ The suits and ties feed me lies ♪
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♪ I don't wanna go on listening ♪
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♪ Everything you know, everything you know
Everything you know ♪
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- [music stops abruptly]
- [silence]
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[screaming]
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♪ Everything you know, everything you know
Everything you know ♪
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♪ It's all just for show ♪
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♪ I don't wanna go on listening ♪
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♪ The suits and ties feed me lies ♪
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♪ I don't wanna go on listening ♪
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♪ Everything you know
Everything you know ♪
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♪ I don't wanna go on listening ♪
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♪ Everything you know
Everything you know ♪
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♪ Everything you know
Everything you know ♪
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[music ends]
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{\an8}[robotic voice] Zanin Corp.
[chuckles]