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- - しばらく狭いオフィスで
- - 我慢して下さい
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- - 経費節約が必要なんです
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- - 給与明細と経費書類が
- - あるはず
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- - 何かあれば僕の所に
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- - 何?
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- - エアコンの音
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- - ぎょっとした
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- - 雷かと思った
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- - トラックがぶつかったかと
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- - 火山の爆発だと思った
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- - 火山の爆発?
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- - サウスフィールドで?
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- - すごい想像力ね
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- - 仕事に戻ろう
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- - ありがとう
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- - すごい
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- - ナイフかと思った
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- - 何?
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- - 小さな短剣かと
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- - あら そうなの
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- - 本当に思った
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- - ポン引きかと
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- - 蛍光ペンが?
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- - ポン引きが歩いてるかと
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- - 何?
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- - こげた?
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- - 止めろ!
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- - 遺体袋かと
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- - 遺体袋がオフィスにか?
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- - トラックはどうなんだ
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- - そう思った
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- - 僕だってそうだ
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- - オフィスを回って
- - 遺体袋を見せてると?
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- - 回ってるとは知らなかった
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- - 僕には世界が違って見える
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- - これを見ると
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- - まるで...
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- - まるで何だ
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- - 不快な言葉だから言えない
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- - もうやめて
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- - 見えるままに言え
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- - 血まみれのペニス
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- - 何?
44
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- - アマンダがランドルを褒めた
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- - 話があるわ
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- - 彼の発言は
- - 絶対に褒めないで
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- - じゃないと彼は
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- - しゃべり続ける
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- - わかったわ
50
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- - 彼に面白いと言わないで
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- - {\an8}“ティム・ロビンソンの
- - コントシリーズ”
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- - いいね モデルみたい
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- - 新婦と一緒に
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- - みんな集まって
55
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- - 新婦と写真に写りたいよね
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- - パパも
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- - 僕はいいから
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- - 入って下さいよ
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- - わかった
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- - カメラを見て
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- - 数を数えます
- - にっこりして
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- - 何なんだ?
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- - 立派に見えますよ
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- - そりゃどうも
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- - にっこりして
- - 3 2 1
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- - 完璧!
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- - プロモデルだ
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- - だね
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- - 次は小道具を持って
- - 笑えることをして
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- - 小道具を
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- - いいですか
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- - にっこりして
- - 3 2 1
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- - 短すぎる!
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- - 3秒で
- - 笑えることをしろなんて
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- - パパ 落ち着いて
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- - 頭が真っ白で
- - 羽が喉につまった
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- - 羽で何ができる?
78
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- - フラッパーとか?
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- - 何だと?
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- - 1920年代の踊り子
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- - 恐竜(バーニー)もあったか
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- - 何?
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- - 紫色の怪獣だ
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- - “紫色のバーニー”
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- - あれは無毛だ
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- - 黙れ バーニーは布
- - 布は毛の集まりだ
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- - 口にだって毛が
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- - 布は毛みたいなもの
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- - 失敗だ
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- - 事業もめちゃくちゃだ
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- - 今度は何の話?
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- - バーニーには毛がある
- - 他ので撮ろう
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- - どこへ?
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- - リラックスしに
- - 写真は撮ったし満足だ
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- - 心配事もないしな
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- - ぺリング・ボールに
- - 15人の投資家が
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- - 何だそれ?
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- - ゲームだ
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- - 面白くなさそう
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- - バート・リーと6回食事を
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- - 誰だ?
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- - 知らんか?
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- - 何も知らないな
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- - ゲームはダサい
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- - 止めろ!
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- - 止めろってば!
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- - 止めろ!
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- - 今すぐ止めろ!
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- - 止めろ!
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- - わかった
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- - 近くにお住まいでいいわね
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- - うれしかったわ
- - ここで会議だなんて
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- - 移動しなくてすむし
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- - パーティができる
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- - 子供のために
- - 6時に起きなくていい
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- - サッカーが上達してきて...
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- - また 子供の話を
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- - 子供の話になったら
- - さえぎって
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- - どうも
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- - オーケー
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- - わかった
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- - 心配ご無用
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- - 君の子供の話はさせない
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- - 西海岸は雪がいい
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- - 年かな
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- - 怪我しそうで怖い
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- - 子供達は雪が好き
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- - 娘はスキーウェアで滑降だ
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- - みんな見て
- - 僕は犬に乗ってるぞ
130
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- - ずっと喋るんだな
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- - 何を?
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- - 子供の話だよ
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- - 犬に乗って話をさえぎった
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- - 大丈夫
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- - 僕には
- - いい加減なことをするな
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- - 「金の塔」だよ
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- - 犬にかまうな
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- - ほら どけ
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- - かまうな
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- - マイアミは夜が最高だ
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- - 僕も行った
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- - ひとりで?
143
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- - 子供と
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- - クソ!
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- - みんな!
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- - コラ!
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- - どした?
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- - 話してない
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- - してたさ
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- - やめろ
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- - すると言ったらする
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- - さあ おしまいだ
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- - 誰なんだ
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- - 奥さんのインスタを
- - フォローしてる
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- - 可愛い子供達ね
- - 娘さんの名前は?
156
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- - 言えない
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- - 最初はV?
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- - 止めろ
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- - はい?
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- - ヴェガだ
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- - クソ!
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- - 犬が僕のモツをなめようと
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- - 今度は僕のモツを
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- - 何だ?
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- - 子供の話をさせまいと
- - 頑張ってる
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- - おかげで俺に注目が
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- - 集まってやがる
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- - 僕も
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- - “次はどんな面白い事を?”
- - と聞かれる
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- - 子供以外に話すことは?
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- - 努力する
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- - 努力しろ!
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- - 今や俺が人気者だ
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- - 風呂の話をしたら
- - 石鹸の広告が
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- - ニュースの横に
- - 弁当箱の広告が
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- - 子持ちだね?
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- - 次は何を?
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- - ダンスは嫌だ
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- - 知らん
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- - 何かしろよ
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- - 落ち着け!
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- - 別の話題を
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- - 何を?
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- - 羽目を外した事は?
185
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,563
- - インストラクターの膝に
- - つながれた
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- - E・ヴァン・ヘイレン似だ
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- - “緊張してる”と言うと
- - “当たり前だ”
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- - “早すぎる”
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- - 犬にかまうな
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- - 放っとけ
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- - 犬を押す?
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- - 壁は?
193
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- - 何の話だ
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- - 何すればいい?
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00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,585
- - 逆立ちする?
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- - 考えさせて
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- - 急げ!
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00:11:11,631 --> 00:11:13,174
- - クロサワのマネ
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- - まさか
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- - 君が先
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- - 20秒以内に
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- - ルール?
203
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- - 勝ちたい時だけね
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00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,309
- - 酒を取りに
205
00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:24,644
- - 酒だ
206
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- - 僕は自分で取る
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00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,856
- - 皆 自分で
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- - 君はあっち
- - あんたは向こう
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00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:33,403
- - 傍に来るな
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- - 昔は身構えた
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- - 喧嘩が当たり前の
- - 環境で育った
212
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,284
- - 大変そうだ
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00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:43,287
- - 君は仕事ができる
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00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:44,831
- - どうも
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00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,959
- - 騒ぐのも悪くない
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- - 次は?
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- - さあ
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- - これは?
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00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,216
- - いいだろ?
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- - 考えさせて
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00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:02,140
- - 昨日43歳になった
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00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:03,391
- - おめでとう
223
00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:04,726
- - 弟は41歳
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00:12:04,726 --> 00:12:06,060
- - 僕は10日後
225
00:12:11,691 --> 00:12:14,026
- - 携帯メールで何を?
226
00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:17,155
- - つかむな
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- - 離れろ!
228
00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:20,241
- - 何か考えるから!
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- - 何かしよう
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- - やあ
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- - 楽しかった
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- - 子供の話をせずに
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00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,753
- - 役に立てて何より
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00:12:31,753 --> 00:12:33,796
- - 深い話ができた
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00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,674
- - いつも子供の話をしてた
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00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:39,302
- - 話題が他になかった
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00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:42,180
- - 息子の事だけ
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00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:44,766
- - ある日 息子は動物園で
239
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,685
- - 檻の中に手を入れ
240
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- - ゴリラを射殺した
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00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:52,940
- - 何?
242
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:56,944
- - 帽子を食べる芸を
- - してたゴリラ
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- - なぜ撃った?
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00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:02,241
- - おもしろいと思ったんだろ
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- - だから
- - 犬が可哀そう
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- - 息子のせいで
- - 世界の動物に同情する
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- - ありがとう
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- - 謝るよ
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- - さっきは悪いことをした
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- - これは?
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