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I'm gonna show a quick scenario
that has right and wrong answers.

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Just shout them out
and we'll discuss them.

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{\an8}<i>Hey. So I had to take Barney
to that lunch meeting.</i>

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<i>I know you're still working
on that project.</i>

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<i>Do you mind giving
half the credit to Barney as well?</i>

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[woman on TV] <i>Hmm...</i>

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Obviously she's been put
in an uncomfortable situation.

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What are things she could say?

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[silence]

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"Back away, banana breath.
What the hell did you just eat? A banana?"

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[polite chuckles]

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- I'm sure that's what she'd <i>like</i> to say.
- Totally.

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What are some ways she can handle it?

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- [woman 1] Go to HR.
- [man 1] Sure. What else?

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[woman 2] Could say,
"I'm not comfortable."

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- Or "I don't want to do that."
- [man 1] A boundary. Good.

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By vocalizing them, you can give others
a chance to reevaluate their actions.

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Boundaries are a wonderful way
to help build trust...

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[hysterical chuffing]

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...uh, and mutually respectful relationships.

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[hysterical hissing giggles]

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Need to go outside?

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I'm okay. I'm... just laughing.

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- [chuckles] Uh, in this next clip...
- You okay?

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Yeah.

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- [inspirational rock song plays]
- [takes deep breath]

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I'm gonna be really great.

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[in slo-mo] "Back away, banana breath."

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"What the hell did you just eat?
A banana?"

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[polite chuckles]

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[voice echoes] <i>I'm gonna be really great.</i>

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So I just have...

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- I have something to say.
- Okay.

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I think we should do shirts
for this class.

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- What's that?
- A fun shirt.

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That we design.
That says, "HR, Class of 2023."

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And underneath, it says,

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"Back away, banana breath."

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I'm glad you've enjoyed it.

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But this is to address something serious
going on in this office.

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Oh yeah. I know.

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It's just been a really good time,
and I'm going to do the shirts.

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All right. But I want to re-emphasize

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the value of proper documentation.

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- The best way to avoid...
- Mary. Want a shirt?

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- I don't wear t-shirts.
- Get it big and use it as a night shirt.

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Just lounging around
in a big shirt and some undies.

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- My drawers are full of shirts.
- Putting you down, bitch.

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[presenter continues indistinctly]

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[whispers]
Rick! Wanna do drawings for the shirts?

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What you talkin' about?

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You're good.
I've seen drawings on your desk.

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It should be a computer
and the screen says, "Learn respect."

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Don't do computers.

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- It's a box with keys.
- [loudly] I can't do it!

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Uh, that's why we also provide anonymous
reporting options...

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Meredith. How big are you? What size?

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- What?
- Asked how big her body is.

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That's inappropriate in the workplace.

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- I need to know because--
- You can't do that.

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- [voice breaks] Okay.
- Let's take a break. I need some air.

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[up-tempo electronic music playing]

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- What the hell is that?
- Told you I can't do it!

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{\an8}[theme music playing]

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Welcome to Photo Wall of Metal,
the Metal Motto Search.

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Where contestants battle it out,

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trying to guess the image
beneath the metal panels.

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Each of those metal panels has
a colored dot in the right-hand corner.

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{\an8}Soon as you pick a panel, Metaloid Maniac

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will zip around
the magnetic metal board he built

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and take down the metal panel,

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revealing a piece of the photo
of the phrase.

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But pick dots quickly

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because the Metaloid Maniac is fast

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and he will speed around the board,
filling in empty spots with metal

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{\an8}on the wall that <i>he built.</i>

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Okay?

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Let's play Metal Motto Search.

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First, let's learn about what's
happening in Metaloid Maniac's world

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- in this cartoon.
- [cheers and applause]

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Ah! I'm finally done with my masterpiece.

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[birds screech]

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Some of the Batter Birds took
some metaloid tiles guarding our phrase!

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Shouldn't be a problem for me.

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[chanting] Metal, metal, metal, metal,
metal, metal, metal...

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Metaloid Maniac, slow down!

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You're moving so fast,
it's gonna crack the planet!

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Metal, metal, metal!

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Got the metal. This is actually my ground.

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[audience applauding]

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- Karina, up first. Gimme a color.
- The pink dot.

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[host]
Pink dot. Go get it, Metaloid Maniac!

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- There he goes!
- [rock music plays]

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[rock music fades]

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- [hydraulics whirring]
- [loud thuds]

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He's zipping around, crazily.

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The reason the Metaloid Maniac
is so comfortable up there

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is 'cause he built that wall.

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{\an8}He's naturally magnetized

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{\an8}which allows him to zip around the wall
that he built.

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Practically frictionless.
What you think? Cool?

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- [man shouts]
- Very cool.

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Yeah, you know, I think so.

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First thing I thought of
when I thought of Metaloid Maniac...

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- [crowd gasps]
- What if there was a guy

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who could, like, uh,
zip around with metal,

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and also shoot it and build stuff with it?
So fucking cool.

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{\an8}The Metaloid Maniac
has removed one metal tile.

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Underneath is a white square
with a black line coming from the bottom.

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It could be an elbow of an L.

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Or could be the top of an L.

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- Anyone wanna guess?
- [crowd gasps]

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No guesses. Okay.

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Steven, you're up.

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Okay.

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- Brown dot.
- Brown dot!

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Oh, okay. Metaloid Maniac is going down.

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Let me go have a chat
with the Metaloid Maniac.

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- Make sure I ain't got metal on me.
- [all chuckling]

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- Not doing it.
- What?

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- Metaloid Maniac!
- Hey, hey. Calm down.

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I keep sliding. The suit is way too heavy.

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Right. Okay, so the way I pictured it...

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See, this wall is his ground.

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Any way we can make it look
like this wall is your ground?

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- No. There's no way to do that, Dan.
- [exhales]

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Okay. That's... Let me explain it to you.

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Okay. That's your wall.

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- You built that.
- Have whatever story you want.

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I can't get around at all.

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What's really going on? Hmm?

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[sighs] I had a difficult conversation
with my daughter this morning.

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- Mmm. That's hard.
- [gentle music playing]

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That... That's hard.

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[music continues]

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What can we do to make you look
crazy up there like a bug?

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<i>♪ Pretty please with sugar on top ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, give me that love you got ♪</i>

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[all chuckling]

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Seriously, this has been
a perfect weekend so far.

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- Hey, it's not over yet.
- I can't believe you got us into Corset.

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- A buddy knows the chef.
- Jason fucking rules.

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- [all chuckle]
- Have to take your word for that.

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This is all I wanted for my 40th birthday.

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Just my oldest friends,
doing the stuff we used to do.

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And your newest friends.

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See Jason got that shit from high school?
Four Lokos, Red Dog beers.

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Heard you were doing this throwback theme,

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so I brought something
me and my friends used to do.

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- Should be here any minute.
- Nice.

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When the thing I got gets here,
we're not gonna want to leave.

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My God, you get us coke?

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We might not be going to Corset.

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We really should go to Corset.

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- [doorbell rings]
- And here it is.

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[suspenseful musical sting]

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Ahh!

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[making nonsensical sounds]

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- What is this?
- Don Bondarley! King of the dirty songs.

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[chortles]

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- You and your friends used to get this?
- All the time.

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My uncle showed him to us.
My uncle was awesome.

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He lived with my grandpa his whole life.
So did I.

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- Aah!
- You gotta see this. It's so fucking fun!

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- Gotta get to the restaurant.
- Shut up.

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Come on. Come on, guys. Don Bondarley!

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Now, I just wanna say,

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I was a little worried people
didn't like this kind of stuff anymore.

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I had given up on it completely.

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I truly love dirty songs.

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Now, I haven't done this in a while.

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I hope I remember 'em.

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<i>♪ Oh, old Bart Dogfuck
Had a dong a mile long ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Had a dong a mile long, had he ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He tried to suck it on a tuffet ♪</i>

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[softly] Eh...

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Ahh!

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What the hell did he do?

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Hell.

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Fucking hell. [chuckles]

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I don't remember the words.

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We got the gist.
Can still tell it's dirty.

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I should have prepared,
but I just watched TV.

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Let's try another one.

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<i>♪ Oh, old Arthur James MacLeish ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Walked his wiener dog on a leash ♪</i>

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What the fuck is it? I'm sorry, guys.
I can't remember the words.

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I know it's something about his cock
goes in the dog,

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he fucks the dog,

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and then the dog's dinner is his cum.

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Sorry. [awkward chuckle]

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Okay. Uh, keep going?

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[somber music playing]

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This sucks.

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I don't know why
I thought these were coming back.

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They're not coming back.
They're not funny anymore.

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I've wasted my life.

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[somber melody turns inspirational]

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Or am I just dead wrong

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and you guys are loving them?

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All right!

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Now comes the time of the night
when I face the wall

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- and give you guys a chance to jack off.
- [music ends]

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["Young Girl" by Frank Lynch plays]

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[suspenseful musical flourish]

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All right, everybody,
let's get those lunch orders in.

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Put your order in, right into the app.

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00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:06,857
- Ooh, Trebinetti's.
- David, can I talk to you?

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[David] Of course.

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I love their salads.

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- Draven.
- Don't know if we're gonna have

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enough GOTV buses for this weekend
without Mike Flaherty.

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- Okay.
- This isn't the first time Mike flaked.

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Concerns me come primary day.
I don't know what other options we have.

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I asked Lynn to quietly check
with George Faust if he's willing to help.

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I'd love not to go down that road.

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You could talk to him, but I know him more
than anyone so I don't know what'll help.

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Let me think.
Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

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Oh, thank you.

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All right. Everybody all in?

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Everybody good?

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Let's go. Get motivated.

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Fifteen days. Fifteen days.

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All right!

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[muted shrieking]

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I'm mad at you.

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- What?
- I'm mad at you!

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00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:04,623
- You're not following me on Instagram.
- Oh. Didn't know you were on there.

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[muted shriek]

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I'm on there.

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I'll look. I'll find you.

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00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,507
It's okay.
I followed myself from your phone.

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00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,427
- You followed yourself from my phone?
- [phone clicks on]

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00:11:16,427 --> 00:11:18,887
- What the hell is this?
- Tasty Time Vids. Me.

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00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,973
Check it out. I post funny stuff.

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New videos starting today. Every Friday.

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Every Friday!

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Rain or shine, a new funny video.
Don't worry.

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Cool. Yeah, I'll check it out, Draven.

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00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,693
Yeah, you will 'cause you follow me.
Thanks for the follow, fan.

241
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,319
- All right, cool.
- Yeah.

242
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,989
Gonna move boxes,
but first a word with you.

243
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,074
The hell you doing, you little asshat?

244
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,326
You little stupid fucking piece of shit.

245
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,536
Shut up.

246
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,371
[suspenseful music playing]

247
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,791
Okay. All right.
Gonna be looking for you on the computer.

248
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,377
[suspenseful music continues]

249
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,628
[phone alert chimes]

250
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,466
[Draven]
<i>New vid dropped. Watch it right now.</i>

251
00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:56,758
[David] <i>In the morning.</i>

252
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,094
[Draven shrieks] <i>Watch!</i>

253
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,098
[suspenseful music fades]

254
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,476
[soft music playing on video]

255
00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:08,812
<i>Wow. That was really amazing.
Glad I met you at the bar.</i>

256
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,564
What the fuck is this?

257
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,732
<i>You should go.</i>

258
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:15,527
[gasps]

259
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,237
[suspenseful musical flourish]

260
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:22,993
[gasping, shuddering breaths]

261
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:28,123
<i>I think I just slept
with Frankenstein's chick!</i>

262
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:31,460
<i>Oh no!</i> [echoing]

263
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,920
[screaming]

264
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,464
[Draven] <i>Tasty Time Videos every Friday.</i>

265
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,258
[phone chimes]

266
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,969
- [David] <i>It's great.
- Thank you for encouraging me.</i>

267
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,347
<i>Thank you for believing in me, David.</i>

268
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,973
<i>New video next Friday!</i>

269
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,434
Fuck!

270
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,644
[growling shriek]

271
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,065
[David] Hey, Draven, Draven, Draven!

272
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,818
- What is going on?
- I can't fucking think of anything!

273
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,029
- Anything for what?
- For this video!

274
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:02,199
I can't think of anything funny.
Don't know what I'm gonna do.

275
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:05,452
- Probably be okay.
- They're coming after me in the comments!

276
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,872
The woman that played
Frankenstein's chick is saying I...

277
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,083
paid her in fast food.

278
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,919
Saying I paid her
in a Santa Fe chicken sandwich.

279
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:17,381
Why are they saying you paid in fast food?
Why would they say that?

280
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:20,592
'Cause I did!
I don't know how to do this stuff.

281
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:24,888
I'm... I'm so dead.
I don't know what to do, man.

282
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:28,850
You're responsible for me on some level.
You encouraged me.

283
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,602
- I don't know how to help.
- Fuck!

284
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,146
Draven! Draven! Draven!

285
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,314
Fucking shit! David.

286
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:39,570
I am so worried about this video.

287
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,905
- [Draven's voice echoes]
- [phone chimes]

288
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,867
- [David sighs]
- [Draven] <i>Just made it! Phew!</i>

289
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:52,249
[conversations, music sped up]

290
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,336
[rapid]
<i>I slept with Frankenstein's chick! Oh no!</i>

291
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,422
[Draven] Frankenstein's Chick Sped Up.

292
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,635
- [man 1] <i>Pays in Santa Fe sandwich.</i>
- [man 2] <i>Pays in fast food.</i>

293
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,555
<i>- Gonna kill this guy's parents.
- Gonna murder his dad.</i>

294
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:09,308
<i>- Paid her in pencil fries.
- I wanna kill his mom.</i>

295
00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,517
Oh my God.

296
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,686
[office phone ringing]

297
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,355
- See the vid? Did you see it?
- Yeah.

298
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,899
Yeah! <i>Frankenstein's Chick,</i>
sped up twice as fast.

299
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:18,984
It worked! [laughs]

300
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,110
Yes.

301
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,112
See they wanna kill my parents?

302
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,905
Yeah, I saw that. I saw that.

303
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,575
Saying they're gonna
cut my dad's head off.

304
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,492
Jesus.

305
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,454
Frankenstein's chick and her manager
are coming after me.

306
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,247
They want to take my account away.

307
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,625
Telling everybody I paid her in Arby's.

308
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,876
You did.

309
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,170
Goddammit! This is your fault.

310
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,380
- How?
- When you gave me your phone.

311
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,467
Shouldn't give your phone
to people you don't really know.

312
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,679
Plus I'm frozen. Zero ideas.
I can't think of what I'm gonna do next.

313
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,181
[dramatic groan]

314
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:52,559
And I can't think of any ideas! Oh my God!

315
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,644
[voice echoes]

316
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:57,064
<i>This is your fault. You encouraged me.
You're responsible for me.</i>

317
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,441
<i>Cut my dad's head off. I'm fucking dead.</i>

318
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,027
- [phone chimes]
- [dramatic music playing]

319
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,320
[sighs]

320
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,785
[Draven]
<i>It's all over, David. Don't be scared.</i>

321
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,161
<i>Don't be sad.</i>

322
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:12,829
<i>Watch this.</i>

323
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,082
[dramatic music continues, stops]

324
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,043
- [growling]
<i>- You're being crazy, Frankenstein.</i>

325
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,503
<i>I didn't cheat!</i>

326
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,004
<i>What's this then?</i>

327
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,547
<i>Uh-oh.</i>

328
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,758
[upbeat music plays]

329
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,844
<i>Hey, everyone. I'm the new owner
of Tasty Time Vids.</i>

330
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,973
<i>She's Frankenstein's chick
and I'm her manager.</i>

331
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,183
- Jesus Christ. The hell is this?
- [chimes]

332
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:36,186
[Draven] <i>I gave away Tasty Time Vids.
Did it for my dad.</i>

333
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:41,149
<i>No one's ever getting this head.
No one's ever cutting off my daddy's head.</i>

334
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,651
<i>- I love my daddy.</i>
- [chiming]

335
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,988
<i>Me and papa. Does your dad smoke?
We should hang out.</i>

336
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:49,992
<i>♪ I've been waiting for something better ♪</i>

337
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,994
<i>♪ Something good ♪</i>

338
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,996
<i>♪ That takes me higher ♪</i>

339
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:58,500
<i>♪ Back in time
Finding my cloudy nights ♪</i>

340
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:03,005
<i>♪ I don't want to
No, I don't have the heart to ♪</i>

341
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:07,009
<i>♪ No, I don't have the heart to ♪</i>

342
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:12,014
<i>♪ Tennessee's gone ♪</i>

343
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:16,018
<i>♪ Tennessee's gone ♪</i>

344
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,563
<i>♪ Tennessee's gone ♪</i>

345
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,026
<i>♪ Tennessee's gone ♪</i>

346
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,035
[music fades]

347
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,124
{\an8}[robotic voice] <i>Zanin Corp.</i>
[chuckles]