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接下來我會給出一系列情境
你們來判斷對錯

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把你的答案說出來,大家討論

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嘿,我要帶巴尼去參加午餐會

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你不是正在做那個項目嗎

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介不介意把功勞分巴尼一半?

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開始討論...

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她顯然不樂意

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那她要怎麼說呢?

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“滾遠點,你個口臭佬
你吃什麼了,是不是香蕉?”

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-估計她內心是很想這麼說的
-可不是嗎

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還有別的處理方法嗎?

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去找人事經理

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當然了,還有嗎?

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可以說:“這我不太舒服”

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或者“我不想”

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明確拒絕,很好

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劃清界限,別人才能
重新評估自己的行為

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劃清界限是建立信任的良好途徑...

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以及相互尊重的關係

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需要出去一下嗎?

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沒事,我就是笑一下

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-下一個場景...
-你沒事吧?

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沒事

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非常沒事

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“滾遠點,你個口臭佬”

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“你吃什麼了?香蕉是不是?”

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非常沒事

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那麼接下來我只剩...

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-我有話想說
-好的

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我們可以設計個班級T恤

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-什麼東西?
-搞笑T恤啊

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自己設計,上面
寫“2023人事班”

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底下寫

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“滾一邊去,口臭佬”

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看來你很喜歡剛剛那段

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不過這個班要解決的是
一些嚴肅的辦公室問題

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是啊,這我知道

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不過我學得很開心
所以決心要做個T恤出來

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行啊,現在我還想重申一遍

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合理留存記錄的重要性

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-這最便於避免...
-瑪麗,要T恤嗎?

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-我不穿T恤的
-那就做大點,當睡衣

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在家可以只穿T恤和內褲走來走去

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-我有滿抽屜的睡衣了
-算你一個了,賤人

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李克!要幫T恤畫圖案嗎?

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什麼啊?

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你會畫畫,我見過你桌上有畫的

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可以畫個電腦,屏幕上
寫“學會尊重他人”

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不會畫電腦

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-就一個方塊加一個鍵盤嘛
-不會畫!

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因此我們會提供匿名的...

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梅雷迪斯,你多重?穿多大碼?

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-哈?
-就是問問她多重

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這在工作場合合適嗎?

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-我就是問問...
-不可以

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-好吧
-休息一下吧,我需要一點新鮮空氣

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(學會尊重他人)

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-這什麼啊?
-都說了我不會畫!

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{\an8}劇名:太超過囖!
主演:提姆羅賓森

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歡迎收看鋼鐵照片墻
鋼鐵格言猜猜看

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參賽者會在此

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努力猜鐵片下是什麼

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每個鐵片的右下角有個彩色圓點

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{\an8}選好鐵片後,鋼鐵狂人

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就會爬上這座他親手建造的磁力墻

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快速取下鐵片

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從而顯露出底下格言的一角

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注意要快速選准你的圓點

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因為鋼鐵狂人速度超快

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會在墻上迅速移動
重新將空掉的鐵片填上

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{\an8}畢竟這是他親手建造的墻

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好了嗎?

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那我們的鋼鐵格言猜猜看就開始了

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先用卡通片的形式向大家介紹一下

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鋼鐵狂人

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(丹尼格林:鋼鐵狂人傳奇)

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我的傑作終於完成了

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有霸特鳥啄走了我們
用來保護格言的鐵片!

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不是大問題

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鋼鐵狂人,慢點!

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你太快了,小心把星球都震破啊!

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鋼鐵!

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鐵片搶回來了,我的地盤我最大

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鋼鐵格言猜猜看

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-卡琳娜先來,挑個顏色
-粉色圓點

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粉色圓點,去吧,鋼鐵狂人!

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出動!

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(鋼鐵格言猜猜看)

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他正在瘋狂滑動

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之所以鋼鐵狂人在上面行動自如

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因為這面墻是他親手打造的

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{\an8}他天然帶磁力

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{\an8}因此能夠在親手打造的墻上行走

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幾乎是暢通無阻啊
是不是?厲害吧?

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太厲害了

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說起來,我覺得

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想到鋼鐵狂人,我第一個念頭就是

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要是有人可以在鋼鐵上行走

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同時又能射擊,還能
拿鐵片造東西,那就好酷囖

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{\an8}鋼鐵狂人剛剛取下第一塊鐵片

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露出一個白色方塊,以及一條黑線

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有點像L的折角

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也可能是L的頂部

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-要猜嗎?
-天哪!

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不猜嗎,好吧

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史蒂芬,你來

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好吧

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-棕色圓點
-棕色圓點!

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好了,鋼鐵狂人下來了

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我去跟鋼鐵狂人聊聊

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先確保身上沒帶鋼鐵

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-不幹了
-不幹什麼?

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-鋼鐵狂人啊!
-喂,冷靜

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我老是往下滑,這套盔甲太重了

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好啦,你試試這麼想...

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這樣,這面墻就是他的地面

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能不能試試表現出如履平地的效果?

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不行,不可能的,丹

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好吧,我再跟你解釋一邊

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好吧,這是你的墻

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你再怎麼編故事也好

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我根本動彈不得

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到底怎麼啦?

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我今天早上跟女兒鬧了點不愉快

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同情你

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非常...同情你

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能不能想辦法在上面
像蟲子一樣飛來飛去?

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{\an8}(趣味知識:鋼鐵狂人會飛)

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說真的,這個週末太開心了

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-喂,還沒過完的
-沒想到你能訂到科賽的位子

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-我有朋友認識他們家大廚
-傑森最棒了

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-我信你說的
-我的40歲生日完美了

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全是老朋友,一起做熟悉的事

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還有新朋友喔

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有見到傑森從高中拿到什麼嗎?
四洛克和紅狗的啤酒

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聽說你們在玩懷舊

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於是我也跟朋友準備了一點懷舊節目

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-馬上就來了
-好哎

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等節目到了,你們就沒人想走了

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不會是可卡因吧?

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我們搞不好就不去科賽了

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但是我們要去的啊

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來了

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-這是什麼?
-唐邦達利!黃歌之王

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-你們以前玩這種的?
-最愛玩了

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我叔叔帶我看的,我叔叔超酷

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他跟我爺爺住了一輩子,我也是

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都看看嘛,超好玩的!

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-該去飯店了
-閉嘴

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來啊,來啊,大家,有請唐邦達利!

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容我先說兩句

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本來我有點擔心現在的人
已經不喜歡這些了

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本來我都完全放棄了的

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我是真心喜歡唱黃歌啊

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很久沒唱過了

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希望我還記得歌詞

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噢,老狗鞭巴特雞雞一哩長

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雞雞一哩長

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他坐下就能自己吹

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他幹什麼了?

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靠

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可惡

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我忘詞了

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我們聽懂啦,確實挺黃噠

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本來該做點準備的
可惜看著電視就忘了

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換一首吧

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噢,老亞瑟詹姆斯麥力什

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牽著香腸狗散步

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然後是什麼?
抱歉了各位,我又忘詞了

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就記得他的雞雞插到狗身上

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他操了狗

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然後他的精液就成了狗糧

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抱歉

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好了,繼續?

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算了吧

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我還以為這種東西會復興,想什麼呢

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怎麼會復興,根本都不好笑了

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浪費我半輩子

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還是我誤會了

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你們其實都很喜歡?

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好啦!

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接下來我馬上要轉身看墻

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換你們自慰了

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(競選總部)

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好了,大家一起來訂午餐囖

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都把你們要的在手機上選好

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-崔家飯莊哎
-大衛,過來一下好嗎?

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好啊

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他們的沙拉很好吃

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-德瑞文,給你
-我不確定這週的

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GOTV巴士位置夠不夠了
因為邁克弗里阿迪不來了

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-好吧
-邁克不是第一次這樣臨時變卦了

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所以我擔心到了大選日那天又怎麼辦

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我已經叫林去悄悄問了
喬治福斯,看他能不能幫忙

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不過最好不要到那一步

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你也可以去找他談談
不過我太了解他了,多數沒用

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我想想啊,謝謝你告訴我

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謝了

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好了,都選好了嗎?

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好了嗎?

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來吧,都打起精神來

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還有15天

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好嘞!

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我很生你的氣

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-哈?
-我很生你的氣!

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-你在電報上都沒有關注我
-我都不知道你有電報號

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我有的啊

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那我去找找你的號

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我已經拿你手機關注囖

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你拿我手機關注自己了?

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-這什麼啊?
-開心時光視頻,我的號

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看看嘛,我會發些搞笑視頻

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今天開始更新,每週五上新

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每週五哦!

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風雨無阻,準時發佈搞笑視頻

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00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,440
不錯啊,好啊,我會看的

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當然會看啊,因為你
已經關注我了,多謝關注

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00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,319
好吧,挺好

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00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,989
該搬磚了,不過還有話要跟你說

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你幹什麼呢,蠢蛋?

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你個操蛋的蠢貨

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閉嘴

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00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:47,791
好啦,沒事,我會上網找你的

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有新視頻,馬上看

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明早再看

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快看!

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哇,真爽,在酒吧碰到你真好

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這什麼啊?

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你該走啦

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(螺絲)

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我好像睡了科學怪人的女朋友!

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慘了!

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每週五,開心時光視頻

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-很不錯
-感謝你的鼓勵

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感謝你的支持,大衛

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下週五又會有新視頻哦!

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(下週五)

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操!

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德瑞文!

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-幹嘛了你?
-我什麼都想不出來!

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-想什麼?
-視頻創意啊!

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想不到搞笑創意了,怎麼辦啊

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-沒事啦
-評論區的人會罵死我的

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那個演科學怪人女朋友的女人說...

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00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,083
說我拿快餐當酬勞付給她

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說我拿個聖達菲家的
雞肉三明治當酬金

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他們幹嘛這樣說你啊?

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因為我確實做過!我又不懂這些

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我...我慘了,怎麼辦啊

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你要對我負責啊,誰叫你鼓勵我了

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-我也不知道怎麼幫你啊
-操!

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德瑞文!

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靠!大衛

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我好煩這個視頻

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(新視頻更新)

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及時更新!還好!

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-好棒噢,碰上你真好
-真不錯

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我不小心睡了
科學怪人的女朋友!慘了!

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科學怪人的女朋友,加速版

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-拿聖達菲三明治當酬金
-拿快餐付薪

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-我要殺了這人的爸媽
-我要殺了他爸

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-拿薯條當薪水發
-我要殺了他媽

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天哪

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(週一早上)

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-看視頻了嗎?
-看了

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《科學怪人的女朋友》兩倍速

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有用哎!

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是啊

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你也看到他們說要殺了我父母吧?

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是啊,看到了

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00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,575
他們說要把我爸的頭砍了

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天哪

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科學怪人的女朋友
還有她經紀都在找我

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想拿走我的賬號

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到處跟人說我拿阿比快餐當酬金

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你確實有啊

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可惡!都是你的錯

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-怎麼可能?
-你就不該把手機給我

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怎麼能把手機交給不認識的人呢

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00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,679
我腦子又空了,什麼創意都沒有
下一個視頻又怎麼辦啊

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我想不到創意了!天啊!

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都怪你,誰叫你鼓勵我了
你要對我負責

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砍掉我爸的頭,我死定了

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完了,大衛,別怕

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別傷心

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看這個

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你瘋了嗎,科學怪人
我沒有劈腿!

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那這是什麼?

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噢

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(科學怪人發現了)

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嗨,大家好,我是
“開心時光視頻”的新播主

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這是科學怪人的女朋友
我是她經紀人

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天哪,這什麼呀?

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我放棄“開心時光視頻”了
為了我爸

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00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:41,149
這下沒人能砍他的頭了
我爸的頭誰也別想動

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我愛我爸

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我和老爸最好了,你爸吸煙嗎?
我們下次一起出來玩吧

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