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["Design" by TENDER playing]
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[school bell ringing]
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♪ This is my design... ♪
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[Devi] Detention?
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Why am I in detention?
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For being bad.
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♪ Stop me, going around... ♪
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Wha...?
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♪ ...in circles ♪
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♪ Going in, baby, no need to be careful ♪
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My textbooks.
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Bad girls don't need books.
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♪ Whisper in my ear... ♪
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Okay, yeah, maybe I do like being bad.
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Yeah, you do.
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♪ All the time ♪
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♪ And everywhere I go... ♪
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And the baddest part about you
is that you're betraying your friend.
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-Huh?
-Yeah.
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It's so hot how you're
stabbing her in the back. [chuckles]
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Her feelings are gonna be so hurt.
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[gasps]
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[McEnroe] Wow. Started kind of hot,
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but then turned into a scolding.
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Not a great sex dream, Devi.
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{\an8}♪ Driving me crazy ♪
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{\an8}♪ My heart rates won't save me the truth ♪
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Devi, come on.
I cannot be late this morning... Ahh!
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[gasps]
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Okay.
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Looks like the termite stair
finally gave way.
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[sighs] I guess
I should call someone about that.
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{\an8}No need, Nalu.
I have someone coming this morning.
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{\an8}What? Who?
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{\an8}Len recommended
a fantastic contractor to me,
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{\an8}and he knows his stuff.
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{\an8}Len has got Yelp platinum status.
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{\an8}You have to leave
over 50,000 reviews to get that.
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{\an8}-Uh-huh.
-[doorbell rings]
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{\an8}Ah! That must be him.
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[dog barking in distance]
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{\an8}-It's you.
-[Nirmala] Come in, come in.
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{\an8}You know each other?
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{\an8}Yeah, we met
at the principal's office last week
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{\an8}under some very unfortunate circumstances.
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{\an8}Well, circumstances
that your daughter invented.
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{\an8}You know what?
I don't think this is gonna work out.
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{\an8}I'm sorry that my mother-in-law
wasted your time...
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{\an8}Come on, Nalini, he's already here,
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{\an8}and who knows how long it will take
to find someone else.
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{\an8}That's okay, we can wait.
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{\an8}[Devi] Mom, I can't find my math book...
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{\an8}-[yelping]
-[Nirmala screams]
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{\an8}[body thuds on floor]
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{\an8}What the hell?
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{\an8}[Devi exhales]
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{\an8}Fine. When can you start?
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[McEnroe] The rotten stairs
{\an8}at Devi's house had shaken her,
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{\an8}but not as much
as that hot Ethan dream from last night.
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{\an8}She hadn't been able to get him
out of her head ever since...
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{\an8}I was like... [inhales deeply]
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{\an8}"Damn. Devi's kind of sexy."
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[McEnroe] But even though Ethan's
{\an8}tattooed torso was a welcome distraction
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from an absolute shit-bomb
of a senior year,
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she was determined
to remain a good friend to Eleanor.
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I can't wait to crack him open
like a creaky cellar door
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and explore the hidden treasures within.
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[McEnroe] All she had to do
was avoid Ethan at all...
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-[Ethan groans]
-...crotch.
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{\an8}Oh my God, I am so sorry.
I didn't mean to hit you in the...
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{\an8}My dick?
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{\an8}Sure you didn't.
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{\an8}[upbeat music plays]
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[McEnroe] I guess we're gonna dream
{\an8}about that now.
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{\an8}Paxton?
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{\an8}So I did see you. I wasn't sure.
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{\an8}My subconscious
has been hornier than usual.
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{\an8}-What?
-Never mind.
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{\an8}-What're you doing here?
-I'm actually working here now.
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{\an8}It's my first day
as the assistant swim coach.
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{\an8}[laughing] Ah.
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{\an8}Right, yeah. I'm just starting
my internship with the crossing guard.
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{\an8}-But for real, what are you doing here?
-I'm the assistant swim coach.
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{\an8}Wait, really? But what about ASU?
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{\an8}Oh yeah, uh, didn't work out.
Just wasn't the right place for me.
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{\an8}Yeah, but, like, how would you know?
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{\an8}You were there for, like, what, two weeks?
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-Come on, what'd your parents say?
-College isn't for everyone, Devi.
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You know that, right?
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I mean,
it's actually kind of elitist of you...
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Oh no, no, no, I didn't mean it like that.
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It's just... I don't know.
I thought you could've given it more time
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before you, you know, gave up.
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Well, thank you for your concern,
but I'm an adult.
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I know what I'm doing.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey.
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Were you just talking to Paxton?
What's he doing here?
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-I guess he's working here.
-Huh?
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-So, what's up with you guys?
-You're gonna love this.
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We're watching to see
if Ethan takes off his hoodie,
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'cause, you know, it's gonna cling
and pull up his T-shirt.
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I'm actually just eating this apple.
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Cool. I don't really need
to see Ethan shirtless, so...
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Wait, Devi, are you feeling okay?
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I've seen you leap a picnic table
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to see a bus with
the Thunder From Down Under ad on it.
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-Ooh, it's happening.
-Uh...
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["Design" playing]
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♪ And everywhere I go ♪
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♪I just can't get enough of you ♪
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[Fabiola] Wait, I don't get it.
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Did we all forget that he vandalized
Devi's sport utility vehicle?
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He didn't know it was Devi's.
He thought it was a teacher's.
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Oh, you mean the underpaid heroes
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we get the privilege
of learning from every day?
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Fab, I am on the rebound.
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So if I wanna fantasize about being
a degenerate's girlfriend, let me have it.
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[McEnroe] It occurred to Devi
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that maybe this was the answer
to her current problem.
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If Eleanor was Ethan's girlfriend,
he'd be officially off-limits,
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and Devi's dreams could go back
to just your normal teeth falling out,
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naked at school stuff.
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-So you should just ask him out.
-Really?
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-[Devi] Mm-hmm.
-Ah.
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Maybe I'll invite him
to my medieval jestering class tonight.
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Sure. Or there's, like, restaurants
and stuff like that.
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But just go over there and...
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talk to him.
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Yeah, okay. I... I could go...
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-Oh shit, he's coming towards us. Yeah.
-What?
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[Ethan] Yo, 'sup?
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We're having a party
at my place tonight or whatever.
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-Y'all should pull up.
-Cool.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's great news
because Eleanor here loves to party.
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-Really?
-Absolutely.
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I'm like a one-woman disco inferno.
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I don't know what that means,
but all right, I'll see y'all tonight.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Dude, corner office. Nice.
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Oh. Although, it does smell like nards
because of the locker room next door.
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-Yeah. You get used to it.
-Uh-oh.
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Picking up on a titch of melancholy.
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-What's wrong, my number one rock star?
-Nothing.
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[inhales sharply] Do you think
I made a mistake leaving college so soon?
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Are you freaking joking? No way.
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Look at you. You're getting paid
to basically hang out with me.
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-What could be better?
-I know, right?
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And college sucked, man.
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Everyone at ASU was a freaking douche,
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and now that I'm here,
it'll be just like old times,
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except without any homework.
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-Well, that's the dream, baby.
-[Paxton] Exactly.
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Sorry, it's just Devi kind of gave me
a hard time about it,
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and now I'm, like, in my head.
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Don't listen to Devi.
She, like, almost killed an old grandma.
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And she hangs out with people
who break nice boys' hearts.
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-How you doing with that, man?
-Oh, I'm cool.
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Yeah, I definitely don't look up
at the sky every night,
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wondering if Eleanor's looking
at the same moon that I am.
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Or a different moon.
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Ah, I'm... I'm sorry, buddy.
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I'm just glad that I have
mi mejor amigo back.
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And I heard about a huge party tonight.
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Let's roll in together and show them
that the king is back.
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Hell yeah, man.
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-[Trent] Mm!
-[Paxton] Mmm!
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But you gotta drive
because my bicycle exploded.
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How does that keep happening?
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[gentle music playing]
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Good morning, Benjamin.
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You're still giving me
the silent treatment, then?
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[McEnroe] At the insistence
of his girlfriend, Margot,
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Ben hadn't spoken to Devi all week,
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which was really weird
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because even when they'd been
mortal enemies, they'd still talk.
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-[school bell rings]
-Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Thompson,
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and I'll be taking over AP Lit
for a little while,
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just until Dr. Keyes recovers
from her hip and spine surgeries.
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Apparently, her bones
shattered like glass on impact.
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Anyways, sounds like
you've been reading The Crucible.
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It's one of my faves.
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Did you know that although this play
takes place in the 1600s,
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it was written as an allegory
about McCarthyism?
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So I'd like for you guys to pair up
and discuss its relevancy today.
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Um, how about you two pair up?
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-Well, I guess you have to talk to me now.
-Fine.
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So, Devi, why don't you tell me
how you can relate to a story
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about falsely accusing someone
and almost ruining their life?
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Oh my God, I said I'm sorry.
It was an honest mistake.
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And in my defense, it really seemed
like she messed up my car.
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That doesn't matter.
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Ben, can't we just put this in the past?
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Margot didn't get in trouble,
and my car is fixed. Let's just move on.
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I'm sorry.
This is just how it has to be for now.
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She doesn't have to be this threatened.
She does know our sex was bad, right?
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Jesus.
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-Excuse me, Miss Thompson?
-Yeah?
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Can we get into bigger groups?
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I... I am just dying
to engage with more of my peers.
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Oh, I love that. Yes, let's all
pull our desks into a fun circle.
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[whimsical music playing]
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[furniture screeching]
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-[door opens]
-Oh, Nalu!
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Let's go to a long, long movie,
or I'm dying to see the Mexican Riviera.
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No need to pack.
We'll shop when we get there.
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What are you talking about?
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[indistinct chatter]
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-[sawing and hammering]
-Oh...
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My God.
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[Nalini] Okay.
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So you're probably wondering
where the stairs are.
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Funny story. The stranger I hired
put them in the trash.
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Andres?
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So, it turns out that one step
was the least of your problems.
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There was a much larger
termite infestation at some point.
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The whole staircase was about to go.
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I'm gonna stop you right there, Mr. Ramos.
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I'm not an idiot. I know when someone
is trying to upsell me.
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I'm really not trying to upsell you.
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This was necessary
for your family's safety.
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Oh, see, I'd be worried
about your own safety if I were you.
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Okay. Before you send
your husband after me...
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Oh no, no. See, there is no husband.
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I'm perfectly capable
of slapping someone on my own.
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Listen...
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I'm happy to put your stairs back up
if you like to keep falling through them.
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Otherwise, my crew will be here
first thing in the morning
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with wood that isn't 90% bug skeletons.
Sound good?
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["Don't Be Mad (Full Version)"
by Ryan Pate & Ollie Gabriel playing]
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♪ You like designer, baby ♪
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♪ Well, I'm gonna show you Prada... ♪
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Oh. Hi.
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Hey.
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00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,044
So how are you?
236
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:47,962
I'm good.
237
00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,964
I'm good. Ah, just chilling, so...
238
00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,050
-Cool. I'm glad to hear that.
-Yeah.
239
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,218
Um...
240
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,262
Well, I should probably go find Paxton.
241
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,055
-Yeah. It... It was nice to talk...
-Yeah.
242
00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:58,973
...to you.
243
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,768
Hey, El. Sorry we're late.
244
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,438
Our Uber driver
was, like, very scared of driving.
245
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,899
-Have you talked to Ethan yet?
-Uh, no, I haven't seen him.
246
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,818
Oh. Then go out there and find him...
247
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,695
Hey. Glad y'all made it.
248
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,323
Mm-hmm. Yep, we are all here.
249
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,992
Hi, Ethan. What a fête.
250
00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:20,786
I bought a bottle of vermouth.
Where should I put it?
251
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:24,790
Probably next to the rest of the alcohol
that's kind of in a pile behind you.
252
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:25,750
Cool.
253
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,418
You know what? I can take it there.
254
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,087
Yeah. Kinda wanna
take a lap anyways, you know?
255
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,673
Holla at my homies.
Maybe take a pee. Who knows?
256
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,425
Okay, you guys get it. See you in a bit.
257
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:36,969
[sighs]
258
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,263
[indistinct chatter]
259
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,098
-Yeah, you are.
-No, it's not, I swear.
260
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,184
[Ben and Margot continue talking]
261
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,523
["Move It" by Tia P playing]
262
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,484
♪ Don't hula hoop it... ♪
263
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,278
Man, this party is exactly what I needed.
264
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,405
Amen. Sherman Oaks for life!
265
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,825
[Shrimp] Whoo! Let's go!
Yeah! Cricket's in town!
266
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:00,993
[laughs]
267
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,789
Yo, is my weed laced,
or is that Paxton Hall-Yoshida?
268
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:05,831
You back, dude?
269
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,625
It's freaking dope, man. You're a legend.
270
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,169
Yeah, it's me, man. I don't know
about that legend stuff though.
271
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,170
Oh, I do.
272
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:15,049
-Let's freaking party, assholes! Yeah!
-[all cheering]
273
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,718
["Floating (Kabul Fire RMX)"
by KUOKO, Farhot, AgaJon playing]
274
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:23,724
[Ethan] Yo.
275
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,852
What are you doing out here?
You think my party sucks?
276
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,980
No, not at all. [chuckles]
Just getting some fresh air.
277
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,816
All right.
278
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,321
Is it cool if I chill with you?
279
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,031
Okay.
280
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,660
So Eleanor is pretty cool, huh?
281
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,954
I guess.
282
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:48,165
["Floating (Kabul Fire RMX)"
continues playing]
283
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,752
♪ You're floating... ♪
284
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:52,753
Wanna make out?
285
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,006
♪ Floating, you're floating ♪
286
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,591
♪ You're floating... ♪
287
00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,511
I don't know if we should.
288
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,346
♪ You're floating, floating ♪
289
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,597
♪ Floating... ♪
290
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,975
[McEnroe] Well, A for effort.
291
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,144
[Eleanor] Devi?
292
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,897
Oh. Hey, Eleanor,
we were actually just talking about you.
293
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,483
[sighs]
294
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,322
El, wait. I'm so sorry.
Just let me explain.
295
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,492
Explain what? The concept of betrayal?
296
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,035
I think Ethan likes me.
297
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,912
He's been sending me vibes all week.
298
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,665
And I tried to stay away from it
out of loyalty to you, but...
299
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,126
[sighs] I think I like him too.
300
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,296
And I guess we couldn't fight it anymore,
so he kissed me.
301
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:38,007
-Cool story. He kissed me too.
-Eh?
302
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,469
Fifteen minutes ago, right by the fridge,
he also kissed me!
303
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,845
What? That asshole!
304
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:46,015
What kind of person leads on
two different people at the same party?
305
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,683
Never mind, I am hearing it.
306
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,727
What's going on? Are you guys fighting?
307
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,271
Am I misunderstanding you,
and you're about to sing a cappella?
308
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,816
Do not invoke my second favorite art form
in this charade.
309
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,234
We're obviously fighting.
310
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,986
I just caught Devi kissing Ethan.
311
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,947
What? But you were just kissing Ethan
by the fridge.
312
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,659
Eleanor, I'm so sorry. I only did it
because I thought there was a connection.
313
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,580
Oh, this sucks. We have never let a guy
come between us before.
314
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,416
And I get that it helps
that I'm not attracted to any guys,
315
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,417
but come on,
316
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,711
we can't let dumb Ethan
ruin your friendship.
317
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,422
Why doesn't everybody promise
to stay away from him?
318
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,841
And once again,
I do realize it's easiest for me.
319
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,469
I... I can do that. He's dead to me.
320
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,096
I've already forgotten
how good of a kisser he is.
321
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,557
Yeah, I guess I can avoid him too.
322
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,558
Great.
323
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:33,020
Besties before testes. Okay, hug it out.
324
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,649
[Devi] All I'm saying is this is
our opportunity to get an elevator.
325
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,318
All right, Pati,
I brought all of your favorite supplies
326
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,904
so you don't have to keep climbing
up that wobbly ladder.
327
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,322
Devi, please spot me.
328
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,617
[Devi] Okay. All right. [sighs]
Engage your core, Pati.
329
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,286
-[ladder squeaking]
-Mami, no! Get off that ladder.
330
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,581
Oh my God, where is this joker?
It's been five days without stairs.
331
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,210
I'm not surprised he scammed us.
His whole family's a bunch of con artists.
332
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,420
I've called him repeatedly.
I've heard nothing.
333
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,257
There must be a... a police division
for negligent contractors, right?
334
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,383
I mean, th... there must be.
335
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:06,554
Auntie, I'm looking at his Instagram,
and it looks like he's at another job.
336
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,808
Ooh, I love that herringbone tiling
he's doing. I wonder what color that is.
337
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,476
How dare he leave us stairless
338
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,353
to go gallivanting
with another person's house?
339
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,688
Know what? I'm gonna call him,
340
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,524
and I'm gonna leave his voicemail
another piece of my mind.
341
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,483
-[Devi] Here.
-Wha...?
342
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,362
Got the address.
He's at 4124 Arroyo Avenue in Calabasas.
343
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,197
What? How'd you figure that out?
344
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,533
All you have to do is just check his tags,
who tagged him,
345
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,743
then the geotags,
then cross-reference with Venmos...
346
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,539
-Have you guys never used a phone before?
-Gen Z is scary.
347
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,208
Morning, staff.
I'll try to make this brief.
348
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,626
First order of business.
349
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,461
I'd like to officially welcome back
350
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,840
Mr. Paxton Hall-Yoshida, who'll be joining
the Athletics Department.
351
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:43,757
'Sup?
352
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,511
And I'd like to also introduce
our new sub, Lindsay Thompson.
353
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,930
Yes, I actually just finished college.
354
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,807
And I'm excited to educate
some young minds.
355
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,642
[all laugh]
356
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,769
That's cute. Bless your heart.
357
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,398
All right, and lastly,
the Cricket costume is still missing,
358
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,442
and we obviously cannot buy a new one.
359
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,110
I mean, look at this rat hole.
360
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,904
So any new tips would be appreciated.
361
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,781
Uh, I kind of overheard
some of my swimmers
362
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,034
saying that the cricket
might have been borrowed
363
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,620
for a non-school-related, uh, beer party,
364
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:17,166
and it might be under the bleachers
covered in p-puke.
365
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,084
[smacks lips] Terrific.
366
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,421
Don, get me my rubber gloves.
We're headed to the bleachers.
367
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,256
All right, meeting adjourned.
368
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,674
[indistinct chatter]
369
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,594
Hey, I'm Lindsay.
370
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,179
So you used to go here?
371
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,931
Oh yeah. I just graduated.
372
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,059
Cool. It must be crazy coming back
to your high school as a teacher.
373
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,436
Mmm... Not really. It's basically the same.
374
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,562
Seriously?
375
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,690
I mean, you don't feel like
an old loser yet? No one's roasted you?
376
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,903
Uh, no. But I don't think anyone here
would roast me, so...
377
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,697
Give it time. You think you're
a respected role model one minute,
378
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,783
the next, some twerp tells you
you have weird thumbs,
379
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,743
and now you don't know how to hold chalk.
380
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,536
-That sucks.
-[Miss Thompson] Yeah. [laughs]
381
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,164
But yeah, once again,
I'm not really worried about that.
382
00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:01,043
This is gonna sound braggy and weird,
but I kind of own the school a little bit.
383
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,836
Okay, well, good for you.
384
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,173
[inhales deeply] But if anything changes,
you know where to find me.
385
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,716
[chuckles] Thanks.
386
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,096
[McEnroe] Devi had kept her promise
to Eleanor
387
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,641
and had successfully avoided Ethan
all week at school.
388
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,893
But like most hot guys,
389
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,689
Ethan was blissfully unaware
of the drama surrounding him,
390
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,149
and he had no idea he was being avoided.
391
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,194
Hey. It was, uh, pretty fun
hanging out at my party, huh?
392
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,112
Kind of.
393
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,658
Until I found out that you kissed
my best friend right before you kissed me.
394
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,743
Oh shit. You found out about that?
395
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,078
Listen, I... I didn't plan it.
396
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,289
But I saw you sitting outside,
and I was like,
397
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,583
"Damn, I kinda wanna kiss her right now."
398
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:42,918
So I did.
399
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,713
[McEnroe] Damn, his logic is flawless.
400
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,757
You should come out
to the parking lot during lunch.
401
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,926
I'll be skating. I'll do a trick for you.
402
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,012
Okay.
403
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,014
[sighs]
404
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,267
[Ben] It's because of Devi.
405
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,105
I'll just sit back here so that Devi
doesn't try to make conversation with me.
406
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,441
Babe, you know I don't care
if you talk to her, right?
407
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,943
This whole silent treatment thing
was your idea.
408
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,195
I know because it's just easier this way.
409
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,364
She just always complicates things.
410
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,616
-If you say so, my high-strung king.
-[school bell rings]
411
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,869
-I'll see you after class.
-[Ben] Okay.
412
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,787
[contemplative music playing]
413
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,249
[McEnroe] Well, that was a gut punch
if I ever felt one.
414
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,792
Someone's self-esteem
415
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,004
might need a little skater-boy pick-me-up
after that.
416
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,757
[indistinct chatter]
417
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,676
[boy] Oh yeah!
418
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,011
["Floating" playing]
419
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,971
♪ Floating, you're floating ♪
420
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,848
♪ You're floating ♪
421
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,893
♪ You're, you're, you're floating ♪
422
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,062
♪ You're floating, floating ♪
423
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,023
Eleanor? What are you doing here?
424
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,525
Uh, nothing. I love alternative athletics.
425
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,152
Oh, cut the shit, El.
426
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,946
You're here to hang out with Ethan
after you promised me you wouldn't.
427
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,490
So? So are you, apparently.
428
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,867
Uh... Nuh-uh.
I'm out here tryin' to get sunshine
429
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,952
because my vitamin D levels
are friggin' low as hell.
430
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,206
Uh-huh, yeah,
the only D you're jonesing for is Ethan's.
431
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:05,417
Okay, fine. Let's just admit
that we both still like him.
432
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,961
-How are we gonna solve this?
-Simple. You give him to me.
433
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,799
I liked him first. I kissed him first,
and I just got dumped, so I need this.
434
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,883
Okay, what?
435
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,927
If anyone needs this, it's me.
436
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,305
You got dumped by a guy who loved you
so much that he proposed to you
437
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,809
after a meaningful relationship
and tons of amazing sex.
438
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,352
The person who took my virginity
439
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,646
ditched me for someone else
and won't even speak to me.
440
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,065
And frankly, these first few weeks
of my senior year
441
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,358
have been one real mother–
442
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,359
-[screams]
-[gasps]
443
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,319
-[students groaning]
-[Shrimp grunts]
444
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,862
You kissed somebody already?
445
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,657
[Devi and boy groaning]
446
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,037
Well, well, well.
447
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,997
Hello, KTLA Live at 5.
448
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,084
We are submitting some hard hitting
footage for your Scambusters segment.
449
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,336
What is going on? What...
What are you doing here?
450
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,879
-Kamala, is he in focus?
-Yes.
451
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,714
And not in slow motion
like when we practiced.
452
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,591
Great. This man behind me has left
453
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,928
a multi-generational household of women
stairless for nearly a week.
454
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,806
Please, there's no reason
to send anything to Scambusters.
455
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,100
-Can... Can we just talk about this?
-Fine.
456
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,768
Camera's gonna be still rolling.
457
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,979
Uh, did you just think
you could take advantage of me
458
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,648
because I'm some lowly widow
who can't stand up for herself?
459
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,400
I didn't know you were a widow.
460
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,485
I assumed you were divorced
because of your...
461
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,112
personality.
462
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,656
That's very rude.
463
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,951
-I was planning on coming back next week.
-Ne... Next week?
464
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,370
We are three women
who are now sharing one bathroom.
465
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,165
Everything is clogged, Andres. Everything.
466
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,458
Listen, I'm not unprofessional, okay?
467
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,002
I just happen to be a little...
468
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,421
spiteful.
469
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,133
I guess I'm still a little mad
about what went down between our girls.
470
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,969
Margot is a sensitive kid,
and I'm raising her on my own.
471
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,596
You're raising her on your own?
472
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,931
My wife ran off in the middle of the night
473
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,642
to open an erotic toy store in Las Vegas
with her new boyfriend.
474
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,311
My story's a little different than yours.
475
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,021
Hey, I'm going to stop filming now.
476
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,064
I think it's starting to feel
a little invasive.
477
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,817
I'm sorry, uh, that
that happened to you, Andres,
478
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,321
and I am sorry about the way
Devi treated your daughter.
479
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,990
But I really do need those stairs.
480
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:04,036
Yeah. I promise I'll be there
first thing tomorrow.
481
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,996
[gentle music playing]
482
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,379
[sighs]
483
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,174
-You can have him.
-What?
484
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,218
Ethan, he's yours.
485
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,928
I don't even really like him.
486
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,181
I think I just missed Trent
and wanted a distraction.
487
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:28,518
Aw. El, I'm so sorry.
Why don't you tell Trent how you feel?
488
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,938
I can't. You should have seen
the way he looked today
489
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,856
after he heard that I kissed Ethan.
490
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,235
I haven't seen him look that hurt
since he fell off the Hollywood sign.
491
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,737
I bet he misses you
just as much as you miss him.
492
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:42,074
I do think about him a lot,
especially at night.
493
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:47,120
Like, sometimes, I wonder if we're
both looking at the moon at the same time.
494
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,708
Anyway, uh, I'm sorry
things have been tough for you.
495
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,002
That stuff with Ben really sucks.
496
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,588
Yeah, it's not great.
497
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,507
You deserve to have some fun.
498
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,218
And I feel like Ethan knows
how to have some fun.
499
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:04,346
Like, sexually.
I don't think he's a hobby guy.
500
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,014
-Yeah. Yeah.
-[both chuckle]
501
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,727
-Are you sure you're really cool with it?
-[chuckles] You have my official blessing.
502
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:11,770
[smacks lips]
503
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,481
Thanks, El. You're a really good friend.
You know that?
504
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:18,485
Well, one day you can give me
one of your lovers, and we'll be even.
505
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,736
Mmm. [chuckles]
506
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,904
It's a deal.
507
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,364
-All right.
-[chuckles]
508
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,534
How could she move on so fast?
509
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,911
Has she completely forgotten about me?
510
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,456
What about the time
we Lady and the Tramp'ed that Sour Straw?
511
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,916
Did that mean nothing to her?
512
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,626
Dude, I'm so sorry.
513
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:38,505
Looks like I'm not only a super senior,
but also a mega-cuck.
514
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,090
Hey, come on, man.
515
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,509
Look, you're not gonna feel
like this forever.
516
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:43,677
I promise you, bro.
517
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,179
All right, I'm gonna grab my bag.
I'll be right back.
518
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,433
[Shrimp] Did you guys see that Paxton
was here for the weekend?
519
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,477
But it turns out he's actually working
at the school now.
520
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,063
It's, like...
It's, like, freaking pathetic. [chuckles]
521
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,356
[boys laugh]
522
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,442
[indistinct chatter]
523
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,740
[Ethan] Hey.
524
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,700
You good? I saw you got bonked by Shrimp.
525
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,494
Ah. Yeah, no,
it wasn't that big of a deal.
526
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,706
Kids said you flew through the air,
and they thought you were dead.
527
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:14,916
Is there a reason
why you're waiting by my car or...
528
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,878
Oh, yeah, I just, you know,
want to make sure you're okay.
529
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,590
And see if you... [sighs]
530
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,216
...maybe wanted to hang out?
531
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,427
Okay.
532
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,679
Only if you don't kiss my friends though.
533
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,848
And girls who aren't my friends.
534
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,851
I would just prefer
being the only person you're kissing.
535
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:35,187
-Okay, tough, but fair.
-[chuckles]
536
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:38,357
I don't know if you noticed,
I grew like a foot over the summer.
537
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,734
[McEnroe] Yeah, dude, she noticed.
538
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:43,820
And I guess girls are into me now,
or whatever,
539
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,573
so... I got a little greedy.
540
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,242
But I like you.
541
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:50,869
I like you too.
542
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,539
So yeah, I can chill out
on all the kissing stuff.
543
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,875
Except for...
544
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,960
[upbeat song playing]
545
00:22:59,044 --> 00:22:59,920
...you.
546
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,382
[song continues]
547
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,273
[song ends]