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["Different World"
by Billy Lemos & Danny Dwyer playing]

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[McEnroe] After an already rocky start
to her senior year,

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Devi was now facing down
a full-blown avalanche.

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Start talking.

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How did you already ruin your car
after just having it for two days?

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It's not my fault.

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I just got in a fight
with this girl at school,

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and… [inhales]
I think it was a hate crime.

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You always with the hate crimes.

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-And were you?
-Was I what?

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-A stupid bitch.
-Mom.

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It's a fair question.

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Of course not. I'm the victim here.

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She's the one that started it with
her dumb mouth and her dumbass face.

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Uh-huh. You sound very innocent.

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Nalini, don't fix it.
Make her ride around in her shame.

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Damn, Pati, why you coming for me?

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You ate the last Eggo
and left the empty box in the freezer.

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I promise, Mom, I didn't do anything.
This girl's just a psycho.

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Okay. Get in the car.
Let's go talk to your principal.

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If you're telling the truth,

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then this girl's parents
should pay for it.

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Wait, are you gonna lay the smackdown
on this B? Noice!

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[McEnroe] Uh-oh. Hear that, Margot?

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You mess with the Subaru,
you get the bumper.

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♪ Well, your plans weren't that great
To begin with ♪

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♪ I've been standing on a mountain top ♪

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♪ Put a scroll and my pen
To the great great ♪

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Welcome, Mr. Ramos, Dr. Vishwakumar.

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I understand we have some
very serious allegations to discuss.

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I'd say they're serious.
They're actually criminal.

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Yeah. Margot should be behind bars
for defacing my whip.

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I--

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Look, look, Mrs. Grubbs,
I'm sorry this happened.

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But my daughter would
never vandalize a car.

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She's a well-behaved young woman.

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Well-behaved? She threatened my daughter
with violence two days ago.

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Only because your kid yelled expletives
at her about male genitalia.

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She did what?

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Well, I apologize for that.

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But still, the person she just yelled at
has the clearest motive to vandalize.

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Motive? What do you think this is, SVU?

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I prefer the naval crimes of NCIS,
thank you very much.

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All right,
I think we've strayed off topic.

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Principal Grubbs, I swear I didn't do it.

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First of all,
my handwriting is much better than this.

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-Who crosses their Ts that low?
-Mmm, I don't know, maybe the Antichrist?

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And this happened at the end of the day?

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I have a double period with Ms. Nuni then,
so I couldn't have done it,

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even if I deeply, deeply wanted to.

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Well, we'll be conducting
our own investigation,

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but between us, Margot,
you're probably off the hook.

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Uh, what?

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Our security cameras are from the '80s,
our security guard is in his 80s.

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Plus, Margot's alibi is good.

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Wh-- Why are we using
so much criminal language?

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I'm a CSI girl myself.

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But she's clearly guilty.

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You're just jealous because Ben chose me.

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-Wait. Whoa. Wait, this is about Ben?
-[scoffs]

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-Ben Gross?
-[groans]

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Girl, that's what I said.

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[whimsical music playing]

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All right, Devi,
Well, I hate to break it to you,

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but it looks like you'll be paying
for your own car repairs.

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What? But I'm a victim here.

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Oh yeah? Really? What exactly
were you yelling about male genitalia?

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Mm-mm. Nothing.

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Just that I don't know what it is,
and I've never seen it before.

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Well, being an adult means taking
responsibility for your belongings,

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so you'll just have to use your savings.

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But that's for my New York trip.

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Well, you should've thought about that
before getting in a fight over Ben Gross.

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Really?

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[upbeat music playing]

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Oh, is that a list? Love lists.

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Yeah, we had too many girls
try out for soccer.

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Gotta make some cuts,

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and I'm probably gonna get kicked
in the kneecap.

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That certainly isn't a problem
for the robotics team.

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Because no one's athletic enough
to raise their foot?

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[chuckles] No, no.

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Well, yes, but I'm talking
about how no girls ever try out.

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Guess Eric's right,
and I'm just kinda different.

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What are you talking about?

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You know, how most girls
just aren't into, like, tech stuff?

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Are you for real?

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That's not why girls don't join robotics.

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It's because your team is Incel City, USA.

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That's not true. Eric's far from celibate.

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There is no restroom stall in the school
that he and Rosalia haven't hooked up in.

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He tells us about it
at the top of every meeting.

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Yeah. Do you see how women might not jump
at the chance to listen to that?

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[scoffs] Hold up. Aneesa, are you saying

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that the team
that I'm captain of is toxic?

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'Fraid so, Fab. Just like the L.A. River.

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[whimsical music playing]

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-[Devi exhales]
-Ms. Vishwakumar, you're ten minutes late.

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I'm so sorry, Ms. Warner.

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My car was recently a victim
of automotive misogyny.

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I don't know what that means,
and I don't care.

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So, Devi, this is our first official
college meeting of your senior year,

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and I think I have a sneaking suspicion
as to where you might be applying.

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-[inhales deeply] Princeton!
-Princeton!

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[both chuckle]

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And applying early, I assume?

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-Uh, you know it.
-[Ms. Warner] Good.

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Well, now I heard
you won't be getting a Dr. Keyes rec.

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You know,
after you, uh, sent her to the hospital?

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Yeah. That wasn't great,

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but I do have other teachers
I could get a recommendation from.

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Like Mrs. Paloma, or Mr. Shapiro--

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Ooh, no, not Mr. Shapiro.

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His recs are always soaked
in his own tears.

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Yep, good tip.

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You'll figure it out, and it'll be great.
Now, you know what's coming up, don't you?

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Our New York trip.

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[McEnroe] Each year, Ms. Warner
took a group of honors students

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to scope out
the tri-state area's best colleges.

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I can't wait.

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I already got an "I Pretzel New York"
T-shirt to fit in with the locals.

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-That makes two of us.
-[Devi chuckles]

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A campus visit looks great
on an application,

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so this should really help your chances.

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So now, all I need is your deposit
to secure your seat on Kirkland Air.

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Wow, that's cheap, even for us.

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Yeah, uh, about that deposit,
I totally have it.

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I just have to take care of one teeny,
tiny, baby little thing first. [chuckles]

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Eleven hundred dollars.

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What? Are you high on gas fumes?

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Most certainly, but that's also
what it's gonna cost to fix this car.

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But that will completely wipe me out.

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Sorry, it's the best I can do.
I mean, the vandal took up a lot of space.

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I thought you could just clean it off
with a spray and a rag.

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[chuckles] No, no, no, no.

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You have to match the paint,
and Subarus are imported,

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so it's gonna be pricey.

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Look, Skeet, can't we just get a door

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from an old clunker in a junkyard
and just swap it in?

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Sure, I can do a clunk swapper easy,

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but that's gonna run you
about three grand.

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Damn it! Okay, you know what?

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I guess I'm just gonna have to take
my business to a more economical shop.

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All right. Well, good luck with that.
We are the cheapest place in town.

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That's why we're called Cheap Skeet's
Auto Repair and Tanning Salon.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Oh, Kamala, I wasn't expecting you today.

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Sorry for coming unannounced.

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Every kid at the Pinewoods
is auditioning for Teen Hamilton,

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and I just can't hear another child rap
about the Federalist Papers.

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So I thought I could
just come work here today.

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Of course. But do you know
what might be a better room?

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The garage.

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No loud noises,
no abundance of airflow to distract you.

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What? Pati, why are you acting so weird?

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[man clearing throat]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[Kamala gasps]

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Oh my God. Are you being held hostage?

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Don't worry, I'll save you.
I took a self-defense class online.

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[Nirmala] Kamala, stop!

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I'm not a hostage.

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Len, come out.

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[gentle music playing]

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Hi there. I'm Len.

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-Who the hell are you?
-Kamala, please meet my white boyfriend.

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-Why tell me he's white? I can see him.
-How about I fix everybody a sammich, huh?

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[Devi] Hey, guys, I have devastating news.

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I can't go on the New York trip
because I have to pay to fix my car.

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What? No.

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Yeah. And now it's gonna cost me
all the money I earned this summer

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working at my mom's office.

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Do you know how many
disgusting skin conditions I had to see?

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I saw a nostril cyst get lanced
for nothing.

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But you have to come. Can't you just leave
"stupid bitch" on there?

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Or is that something an enabler
of toxic masculinity would say?

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Won't your mom spot you the money?

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-No, she thinks it's too extravagant.
-Wow, that sucks.

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It's just that every single thing
I'd hoped for for senior year

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has been completely ruined
by frigging Margot.

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And she's totally gonna get away with it.

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I'm sorry. I know this is hard for--
Yummy.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Huh?

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Ladies, I have
an official announcement to make.

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I'm moving on from Trent,

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and that sizzling beefsteak over there
is my next meal.

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[Devi] Ethan? Really?

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I mean, I get that he's hot,
but he's also kind of a degenerate.

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Yeah, and what about Trent?
You can't just give up on him.

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He doesn't wanna be with me.
He's made that very clear.

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And as Dua Lipa said,

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the best way to get over someone
is to get under someone else.

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-I don't think that's the lyric.
-It is, Devi. It's one of her rules.

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Also, look at Ethan.

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He's beautiful, he's dangerous,

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and it feels like there's always
a wind hitting him somehow.

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It seems scientifically impossible,
but I do see it.

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Well, El, as someone whose senior year
has already gone tits up, I support it.

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Follow your bliss before
some jealous slore steals it from you.

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Thanks, I think.

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Now, which soda is the sexiest one to buy?

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[chuckles] Squirt.

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Oh my God. Am I a bro now?

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Who am I?

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Um, I'll be right back.

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Yo, Ben. I hope you know
you're dating a straight-up psychopath.

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-Well, wouldn't be the first time.
-[sighs]

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Well, you know your girlfriend
wrecked my car, right?

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-No, she didn't.
-Of course she did.

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Who else at this school hates my guts?

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Don't answer that.

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-She said she didn't do it. I believe her.
-Really?

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It makes more sense to you
that a total rando out of nowhere

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would deface my car,

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rather than the girl
who is currently furious at me?

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Come on, Ben, you're smarter than that.

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Look, Devi,
what is it that you want exactly?

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Uh, for you to tell me
how you can be with her.

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How you can date someone
who is actively trying to hurt me.

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Don't you care about me at all?

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I mean… [sighs]

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I know not like that,
but I at least thought we were friends.

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We are friends.

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But what do you want me to do,
break up with my girlfriend?

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All I'm saying is that I wouldn't stand by
and let someone do that to you.

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I… I don't know what to say to that.

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[sighs]

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Well, maybe you can think about it
on the New York trip,

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which I can no longer afford.

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Please thank Margot for that.

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[somber music playing]

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00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:27,627
And as a registered doula,
it was my duty to stand by her,

234
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,129
so that's why I was out yesterday.

235
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,423
[dramatic music plays]

236
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,966
Excuse me, Ms. Nuni?

237
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,219
I couldn't help but overhear
your beautiful story.

238
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,389
By any chance did you happen to get
a substitute teacher

239
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,766
for your classes yesterday?

240
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,976
A substitute? [chuckles]

241
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:48,147
You think just any carbon-based organism
with a diploma could take my place?

242
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,484
My darling child, I think not.

243
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:55,446
-Hmm. Thank you, Ms. Nuni.
-You're welcome, strange girl.

244
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,822
[McEnroe] Well, well, well.

245
00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:00,785
Contrary to Margot's alibi,
there was no class yesterday.

246
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,245
So who's the stupid bitch now?

247
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,042
So wait, you have a boyfriend?

248
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:11,754
Yes, Kamala, don't look so shocked.
I'm clearly a GMILF.

249
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,464
Okay, simmer down.

250
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:16,008
I'm just wondering
why you kept him a secret.

251
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,010
Because it's so shameful.

252
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,555
I shouldn't be flitting about
with a boyfriend, like Carrie Bradshaw.

253
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,225
I should be mourning my dead husband,

254
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,559
like Carrie Bradshaw.

255
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,311
Spoiler alert.

256
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:31,649
Your husband died 20 years ago.
No one would judge you for moving on.

257
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,942
But they should.

258
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,194
Respectable widows
aren't supposed to move on.

259
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:38,572
My mother was a widow from age 22 to 104.

260
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,242
-That's the way you're supposed to do it.
-Is it?

261
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,745
Yes, widows should devote their time
to their grandchildren,

262
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,456
not get involved
with a silver fox who drives a Ferrari.

263
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,083
Len drives a Ferrari?

264
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,459
He test drove one.

265
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,337
He still has the dealership's
business card in his wallet.

266
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,924
But now that the cat's out of the bag,
I will end things.

267
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,135
-Please don't tell Nalini.
-I won't.

268
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,429
But I don't think
you need to break up with him.

269
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,391
Unlike some people in the family,
I would never ask you to do that.

270
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,184
What are you referring to?

271
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,563
Like how you told Manish
he couldn't come to the house anymore?

272
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,189
That doesn't sound like me.

273
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,734
I've always loved Manish.

274
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,818
Sure.

275
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,989
Look, all I'm saying
is wanting companionship is not shameful.

276
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,159
And if you just let the family
support you, we would.

277
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,119
All we want is for you to be happy.

278
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:30,040
Okay, who is ready to go clubbin'?

279
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,333
[chuckles]

280
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,211
Club sandwiches. [laughs]

281
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,380
Nirmy loves my puns.

282
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,553
-Hey.
-Ah.

283
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,888
What you working on?

284
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,891
[sighs] Nothing.
Just a little side project.

285
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,434
Cool.

286
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,438
So listen, you know
you can tell me anything, right?

287
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,774
Ugh. For the last time,

288
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,485
I don't think your big watch
makes your wrist look dainty.

289
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:01,071
Uh, no, that's not what I was asking.
Although, I appreciate you saying that.

290
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,410
I just mean that if you spray-painted
Devi's car, you could tell me.

291
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,497
Wait, you think I did it?

292
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:14,710
No, but you did have a good reason,
so I… I could understand why you might.

293
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,295
How can you possibly think

294
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,506
I would vandalize
your ex-girlfriend's car?

295
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,382
I don't know.
Maybe 'cause you were mad at her,

296
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,259
and have unlimited access to art supplies,

297
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,553
and currently
are smashing things in a fiery rage.

298
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,056
What? No, I'm not raging out.

299
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,391
These are for a decorative mosaic
I'm making.

300
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,020
Oh. Wow, that's actually quite beautiful.

301
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,522
Yeah, it is.

302
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,650
But just to rewind a second,

303
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,985
it kind of seems like
you trust Devi more than me.

304
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,070
No. No, I don't.

305
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,404
Sure sounds like it.

306
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,699
Ben, I'm your girlfriend.
You should know I'm not a criminal.

307
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:50,079
[Principal Grubbs over PA] Margot Ramos,
please come to the principal's office.

308
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,832
Margot Ramos to the principal's office.

309
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,333
Mmm, you hear that, baby?

310
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,377
That's the sound of sweet revenge.

311
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,962
[gasps] What did you do?

312
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,589
Let's just say
Margot is about to be Mar-gone.

313
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,007
Fun wordplay.

314
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,009
-Thank you. I worked on it--
-Shut up, shut up.

315
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,392
'Sup, Ethan? Cool bruise.

316
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,520
Uh… Yeah, I fell.

317
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,273
[chuckles] Wow, you're crazy.

318
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,066
[in Spanish] Hello, class.

319
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:23,821
Today we continue our lesson on animals.

320
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:28,075
Ethan, would you like to write
the pets you have on the board?

321
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,412
-[in English] Nah, I'm good.
-Just write your pets on the board.

322
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,038
[Ethan groans]

323
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,541
[whimsical music playing]

324
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,422
Ugh. He's so tortured.

325
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,300
I can't wait to crack him open
like a creaky cellar door

326
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,094
and explore the hidden treasures within.

327
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,055
Yeah, I don't think there's much going on
below the surface.

328
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,309
Uh, think again. The boy's got turtles.

329
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,978
I HAVE THREE TURTLES

330
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,147
[McEnroe] Wait, just one segundo.

331
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:02,359
Did Ethan write his T's
in the same psychotic way as Margot?

332
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,948
Hey, Ethan, quick questch.

333
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,201
You didn't happen to write "stupid bitch"
on my car, did you?

334
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,579
Oh shit, was that your car?

335
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,832
I thought it was Señora Diaz's car.
She gave me an F on a worksheet.

336
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,292
Stupid bitch.

337
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,461
En Español, Ethan.

338
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,754
Sorry.

339
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,422
Perra estúpida.

340
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,342
[McEnroe] Devi, you pegged the wrong guy.

341
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,677
It was Ethan that defaced the Subs.

342
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,679
Margot was innocent after all.

343
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,015
[sighs] Ay, dios mío.

344
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,225
All right, Miss Ramos,

345
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,811
it's come to my attention
that you lied straight to my face

346
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,480
about being in class yesterday.

347
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,065
You lied?

348
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:45,319
Principal Grubbs, I'm sorry. I only lied
because I didn't wanna seem guilty.

349
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,780
But that doesn't mean I am guilty.

350
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,074
Mm-hmm. Mr. Gross, why are you even here?

351
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,826
Haven't you caused enough trouble,
you tiny stud?

352
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,788
Now, Miss Ramos,
you may be looking at a suspension.

353
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,041
What? No, I--

354
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,043
Ben, I promise I did not vandalize--

355
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,254
She didn't do it. It wasn't her.
Margot's innocent.

356
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:06,966
What?

357
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:07,925
[sighs]

358
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,345
Yeah, I did a boof. My B.

359
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,931
-But I did figure out who did it. It was--
-[Principal Grubbs] No.

360
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,309
-Devi, mm-mm, I don't wanna hear it.
-What? But this is for real.

361
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,061
Devi, no!

362
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,105
You have wasted far too much of my time.

363
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,773
I mean, can we just go one day

364
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,234
without you creating mayhem
all around you?

365
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,614
As I was saying,
Margot, I believed you the whole time.

366
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,032
Thank you for stopping by.

367
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,826
[exhales shakily] Sure.

368
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,874
Um, Margot, I'm really sorry.
Hopefully we can laugh about this one day.

369
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,334
[whimsical music playing]

370
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,293
Uh…

371
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,463
Um, but… [exhales]

372
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,923
…maybe not today.

373
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,678
[sighs]

374
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,807
-[indistinct chatter]
-Hi. Uh, is this the science club?

375
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,561
My name is Fabiola.
I am captain of the robotics team.

376
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,313
And I just wanted to stop by to say
that we're looking for new members

377
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,565
if anyone's interested.

378
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,651
I have a pretty tight schedule,
but I might be able to squeeze you in.

379
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,652
Not you, Gerard.

380
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,449
I was sort of hoping for
some like-minded, STEM lovin' ladies.

381
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,992
[students murmuring]

382
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:18,912
Um, thanks for letting us know,
but I think we're gonna pass.

383
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,957
Okay, look,
I've recently heard some rumors

384
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,293
about the anti-feminist vibe of our club.

385
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,837
But it's not as bad as people are saying.

386
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,672
I mean, there's a woman in charge.

387
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,800
Were you in charge on Monday?
Because it was pretty bad then.

388
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,554
Do you even know what a motherboard is?

389
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,598
No, but I'm interested in learning.

390
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,934
[laughs] I don't know,
this pack moves at a breakneck pace.

391
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,437
Not sure you can keep up
with the big dogs!

392
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,522
[all barking, howling]

393
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,817
-Excuse me.
-[barking, howling stops]

394
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,444
Can you guys stop barking?

395
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,448
All right,
let's saw this Beanie Baby in half.

396
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,576
[whirring]

397
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,329
Okay, yeah, that's pretty damning.

398
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,039
As cool as robotics is,

399
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:05,334
no one wants to get talked down to
by a bunch of neckbeards with BO.

400
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,293
I get it,

401
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,713
but if any of you
are really interested in robotics,

402
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,300
I promise I'm going to change
the culture of my club,

403
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,510
or power down trying.

404
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,720
[somber music playing]

405
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,394
Hey.

406
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,231
Wow, kind of a crazy day, huh?

407
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:35,322
So look, I am so sorry
about the mix-up with Margot.

408
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,074
I feel really bad, but, you know--

409
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,244
Listen, Devi, Margot asked me
not to speak to you anymore.

410
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,537
What?

411
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,498
She was pretty upset about what went down,
and I'm gonna respect that.

412
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,709
[scoffs] So you're just not gonna talk
to me ever again?

413
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,838
Ben, it was a misunderstanding. Come on.

414
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,339
Sorry, Devi.

415
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,590
[McEnroe] In a single day,

416
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:58,428
Devi had lost both a roundtrip ticket
and a lover turned friend,

417
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,056
and there was only one dipshit to blame.

418
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,142
[dramatic music playing]

419
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,728
Yo, dickwad.

420
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,272
What the f--

421
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,607
I'm gonna hold on to this
until you get my car fixed.

422
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,068
So? I have, like,
four more of those at home.

423
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,320
Huh. Then I'll beat you to death
with this one.

424
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,323
You can't go around messing with something
that belongs to someone else.

425
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,117
Jeez, I'm so sorry.

426
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,535
Yeah, you will be sorry

427
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,954
if you don't get
my car looking brand new ASAP.

428
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:27,040
And it better freaking sparkle,
sweetheart.

429
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,710
You sound like one of the Sopranos.

430
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,587
They call me Crazy Devi for a reason.

431
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,923
You wanna find out why?

432
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,801
No.

433
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,595
[chuckles, scoffs]

434
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,181
Fix my car, punk.

435
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,266
[aggressive music playing]

436
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,312
-What's up, Devi?
-Hey, Paxton.

437
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,564
Wait. What? Paxton?

438
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,399
Can't talk now, I've got an interview.

439
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,484
[upbeat music playing]

440
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,863
-[whirring]
-[Eric whimpering, yelping]

441
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,948
[laughing, screaming]

442
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,074
What are you guys doing?

443
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,744
Look, Torres,
we made a robot that gives purple nurples.

444
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,870
Are you kidding me?

445
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,538
Ahh! My nurps!

446
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,415
You know what people
are saying about our team?

447
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,501
That we're a bunch of cool geniuses
who don't know how sexy we are?

448
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,045
No, no one has said that ever.

449
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:16,215
People are saying that we are a group
of gatekeeping dork bros

450
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,633
who are unwelcoming to women.

451
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,343
We are not unwelcoming.

452
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,763
We just haven't had any girl candidates
aside from you who are up to par.

453
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,306
What do you mean "up to par"?

454
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,435
You know what, Eric?
Since you consider yourself so above par,

455
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:31,772
why don't you tell me what
a scale-invariant feature transform is?

456
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:38,820
Uh…

457
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,948
Uh, I mean, I definitely know.

458
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:41,990
Then tell me.

459
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,202
If you are such an expert on robotics
and have nothing left to learn,

460
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,495
then tell me what that means.

461
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,580
[whimsical music playing]

462
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,544
I don't know, okay?

463
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,297
I'm an idiot. Is that what you wanna hear?

464
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,676
-Why are you making me feel so small?
-To teach you a lesson.

465
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,970
From this day forward,
this club will cease to be

466
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,430
a cesspool of toxic beta masculinity.

467
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,141
We will be inviting and inclusive,

468
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:12,145
and we will no longer make robots
whose sole purpose is to physically grope!

469
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,272
[gasps]

470
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,983
And maybe people
could also try wearing deodorant?

471
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,694
Yes!

472
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,989
We will be a BO-free zone. Is that clear?

473
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,702
Well, everyone, please welcome Michelle.
She will be…

474
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:28,996
joining us?

475
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,415
Yeah, I'd love that.

476
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,500
[uplifting music playing]

477
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,255
[in singsong] Hello!

478
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,465
Who is hungry? I went to Franco's.

479
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,009
Did you get extra G knots?

480
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:45,137
Of course I did. You think I want
a riot to break out in my own home?

481
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,765
You went to Franco's?
That's all the way across town.

482
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,851
I thought you liked Antonio's better.

483
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:54,396
I do, but I know how much you like
Franco's baked ziti.

484
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,441
That's right.
Because we all care about you deeply

485
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,860
and wouldn't judge you
for something that makes you happy.

486
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,446
You're hitting it pretty hard, Kamala.
It's just pasta.

487
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,782
I need to tell everyone something.

488
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,037
I know this family looks to me
as a pillar of morality,

489
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,705
almost godlike in virtue,

490
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,832
but I'm a mere woman.

491
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,667
A woman with needs.

492
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,796
So I would like it to be known
that I'm dating someone.

493
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,090
I'm sorry, what?

494
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,968
He's a white man named Len.

495
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,554
Once again, you really didn't need
to mention his race.

496
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:31,558
And we've been going on clandestine,
unchaperoned lunches together.

497
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,810
There. The truth is out.

498
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,729
Disown me if you must.

499
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,522
Congratulations, Mami.

500
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,857
Yeah, get it, Pati.

501
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,611
Really?
You don't think I'm a common harlot?

502
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,572
Oh no, Nirmala Mami.

503
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,492
You're a woman who deserves good company.

504
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,701
[Kamala] I told you.

505
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,328
Thank you.

506
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,581
-[phone vibrating]
-[Nirmala] He drove a Ferrari once.

507
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:55,624
[Nalini] Wow.

508
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,215
[dog barking in distance]

509
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,551
Yo.

510
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,345
Yo back. [sighs]

511
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,597
Alrighty.

512
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,099
So do I need to give you my keys

513
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,142
so you can take this to a repair shop
or something?

514
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,268
Repair shop?

515
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,479
No, I just bought a spray.

516
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,688
There's a spray?

517
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,274
-Yeah.
-How much does that cost?

518
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,777
-Thirteen bucks.
-Damn you, Skeeter.

519
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,445
You no-good son of a bitch.

520
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,824
So you're kind of mean, huh?

521
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,909
No, I just believe in justice.

522
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,703
Yeah. Well, whatever it is, I've never
been yelled at like that before.

523
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,789
[snorts] I find that hard
to believe. [chuckles]

524
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:36,873
It's kind of hot.

525
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,459
[McEnroe] Say what, bad boy?

526
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,421
Yeah, when you were yelling at me,
I was like…

527
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:46,675
[inhales deeply]
"Damn. Devi's kind of sexy."

528
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,177
-["Ride With Me" by Harry McNally playing]
-Uh…

529
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,095
Thank you.

530
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,390
[McEnroe] Devi, no. What are you doing?

531
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,725
We can't like this punk.

532
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,602
He's your friend's crush.

533
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,563
Oh shit.

534
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,649
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

535
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,652
♪ Give it to me slowly ♪

536
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,821
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

537
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,949
♪ Baby, won't you ride with me? ♪

538
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,076
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

539
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,163
♪ Give it to me slowly ♪

540
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,415
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

541
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,251
♪ Baby, won't you ride with me? ♪

542
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,192
♪ Did it always have to go through? ♪

543
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,527
♪ Did it always have to be this way? ♪