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‎迪薇非常不順利的開啟了
‎自己最後一年的高中生活

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‎此刻，她正面臨著另一波崩潰

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‎告訴我

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‎妳是怎麼在兩天內就毀掉一台車的？

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‎這不是我的錯

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‎我在學校和一位女同學吵架
‎我猜是她狹怨報復

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‎妳總說是其他人狹怨報復

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‎-那妳是嗎？
‎-我是什麼？

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‎-臭婊子
‎-媽！

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‎這是很合理的問題

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‎當然不是，我可是受害者

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‎是她用壞嘴和蠢臉挑起戰爭的

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‎妳聽起來有夠無辜

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‎娜莉妮，別處理
‎就讓她帶著羞恥上路

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‎天啊，奶奶，妳怎麼這樣對我？

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‎妳吃了冰箱裡最後一個鬆餅
‎卻沒有把包裝盒丟掉

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‎媽，我向妳保證，我什麼都沒做

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‎這個女生是瘋子

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‎上車，我們去跟校長談談

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‎如果妳說的是實話
‎那位女同學的父母就該買單

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‎等等，妳打算找那個婊子單挑嗎？

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‎太棒了！

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‎瑪歌，妳聽到了嗎？

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‎妳搞砸了我的速霸陸，就給我等著瞧

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‎《好想做一次》

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‎劇名：……痛快報復

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‎歡迎，拉莫斯先生、威舍庫瑪博士

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‎我聽聞今天有一個嚴重的控訴要討論

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‎我也覺得很嚴重，已經造成犯罪行為

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‎沒錯，瑪歌毀了我的車
‎她應該要被抓去關

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‎我…

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‎格拉伯校長，我深感抱歉

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‎但我女兒絕對不會破壞汽車

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‎她是有教養的女孩子

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‎有教養？
‎她兩天前才用暴力威脅我女兒

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‎那是因為妳女兒對她大喊大叫
‎講關於男性私密處的話題

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‎她做了什麼？

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‎好吧，我替她道歉

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‎不過，她大吼的對象犯罪動機明顯

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‎犯罪動機？妳以為
‎自己在演《法網遊龍》嗎？

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‎我比較喜歡《重返犯罪現場》，謝謝

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‎好吧，我們有點離題了

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‎格拉伯校長，我發誓我沒有動手

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‎何況我的筆跡比這個漂亮

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‎-誰會把T的橫線寫那麼低？
‎-不清楚，也許反基督教徒？

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‎而且這是放學前發生的事？

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‎我當時連上了兩堂努妮老師的課

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‎所以不可能是我
‎儘管我真的非常想那麼做

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‎好，我們會進行深入調查

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‎但偷偷告訴妳，妳大概不會受懲罰

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‎什麼？

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‎校內的監視器是1980年代製造
‎我們的警衛也已經80好幾

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‎此外，瑪歌有明確的不在場證明

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‎為什麼妳們一直用犯罪術語？

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‎我是《CSI犯罪現場》的忠實觀眾

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‎但她顯然有罪

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‎妳只是嫉妒，因為小班選了我

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‎等等…這跟小班有關？

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‎班葛羅斯？

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‎我跟妳的反應一模一樣

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‎好吧，迪薇，我也於心不忍

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‎但妳得用自己存款去修車

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‎什麼？但我才是受害者

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‎是嗎？真的？

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‎妳到底說了什麼

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‎有關男性私密處的話題？

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‎我沒有

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‎我不知道那是什麼，看都沒看過

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‎總之，成為大人的第一步
‎是對自己的所有物負責

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‎所以妳要用自己的存款修車

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‎但那是我紐約之旅的基金

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‎妳為了班葛羅斯爭風吃醋前
‎就該先想到這點

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‎不可置信

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‎那是名單嗎？我最喜歡處理名單了

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‎對，有太多女生參加足球隊徵選

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‎我們需要篩選一下

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‎說不定我會被這些人踹膝蓋

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‎那是機器人隊完全不會碰上的煩惱

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‎因為沒有人有力氣把腳抬高？

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‎不…

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‎那也是原因之一

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‎不過我是指女生都不想加入我們

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‎看來艾瑞克說得對，是我與眾不同

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‎妳在說什麼？

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‎妳也知道大多數女生
‎對科技不感興趣吧？

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‎妳真的不知道嗎？

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‎那不是沒有女生加入機器人隊的原因

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‎是因為妳的隊員都討厭女生

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‎才沒有，艾瑞克甚至也不是單身

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‎他和羅莎莉亞幾乎
‎在校內每間廁所裡親熱過

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‎每次開會他都要告訴我們這件事

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‎好，那妳認為
‎會有女生願意聽他分享嗎？

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‎阿妮莎，等等，妳的意思是

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‎我主導的團隊裡充滿了怪人？

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‎小法，我不忍心開口

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‎他們像洛杉磯河一樣烏煙瘴氣

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‎威舍庫瑪小姐，妳遲到了十分鐘

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‎華納老師，我很抱歉

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‎我的車最近成了女性歧視的受害者

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‎我聽不懂，但也不在乎

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‎那麼，迪薇

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‎這是我們今年第一場正式的面談

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‎我想我大概知道妳會想申請哪間學校

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‎-普林斯頓大學！
‎-普林斯頓大學！

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‎我猜妳想提早申請吧？

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‎-沒錯
‎-很好

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‎我聽說妳無法取得凱斯博士的推薦信

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‎畢竟妳把她送進了醫院？

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‎對，那不是件很光彩的事

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‎但我有找到其他
‎願意幫我寫推薦信的老師

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‎像是帕洛馬老師或是夏皮羅老師

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‎別選夏皮羅老師

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‎他的推薦信總會被自己的淚水沾濕

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‎好，謝謝提醒

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‎我相信妳會找到很棒的解決方法

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‎接著，妳知道再來要討論什麼吧？

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‎我們的紐約之旅

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‎華納老師每年都會
‎帶一群榮譽班的學生

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‎去參觀紐約和周邊城市最好的大學

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‎我超期待

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‎我買了“我愛紐約”的衣服
‎一定可以立刻融入當地

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‎我也買了一件

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‎參觀校園很適合寫進申請書裡

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‎絕對可以為自己加分

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‎現在妳只需要先付訂金給航空公司

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‎哇，真便宜，連我也覺得

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‎好，關於訂金，我有準備了

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‎只是我得先處理一件很小的事情

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‎1100元

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‎什麼？吸太多機油味讓你昏了嗎？

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‎八成是，但修車費用的確是那樣

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‎可是這樣會用光我所有積蓄

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‎抱歉，這已經是最低價
‎噴漆的範圍太大了

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‎我以為可以用噴劑和抹布擦掉

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‎不…需要調配烤漆的顏色

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‎速霸陸是進口車，所以更不可能便宜

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‎斯基特，還是我們可以從廢車場

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‎拔一個舊車門裝上去了事？

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‎好啊，我可以幫妳換舊車門

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‎但那大概需要3000元

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‎可惡！

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‎好吧，算了

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‎我想我只好把這筆生意
‎交給更經濟實惠的店家

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‎好，祝妳好運

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‎因為我們就是鎮上最便宜的

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‎才會取名為
‎斯基特的便宜修車場兼助曬沙龍

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‎卡梅拉，我沒想到妳今天會過來

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‎抱歉，我沒事先通知

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‎松林居的每位學生都在準備
‎《少年漢密爾頓》的徵選

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‎我不想再聽到
‎任何一個人唱音樂劇台詞

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‎所以我今天想在這裡工作

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‎沒問題，但妳知道
‎哪裡更適合工作嗎？

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‎車庫

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‎沒有噪音、也沒有氣流會打擾妳

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‎什麼？外婆，妳怎麼怪怪的？

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‎天啊，妳被綁架了嗎？

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‎別擔心，我會救妳
‎我上過自我防衛線上課程

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‎卡梅拉，住手！

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‎我不是人質

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‎林恩，出來吧

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‎妳好，我是林恩

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‎-你哪位啊？
‎-卡梅拉，他是我的白人男友

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‎為何特別說是白人？我看得出來

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‎不如我來幫大家做個三明治吧？

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‎姐妹們，我有個超級壞消息

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‎我不能去紐約之旅，因為要付錢修車

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‎什麼？不會吧

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‎對，修車會花光
‎我暑假在我媽辦公室打工賺的錢

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‎妳們知道我看了多少
‎噁心的皮膚病案例嗎？

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‎我白白目睹一顆鼻腔囊腫被刺破

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‎但妳一定得來

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‎妳不能就留著那個噴漆嗎？

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‎還是這是沒同理心的噁男會說的話？

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‎妳媽不願意借錢給妳嗎？

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‎-不，她覺得這算奢侈消費
‎-太慘了

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‎我對今年的所有幻想

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‎都毀在可惡的瑪歌手上

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‎她甚至不會受到半點懲罰

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‎我很遺憾，我知道妳很…可口

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‎姐妹們，我在此正式宣佈

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‎我和川特已經結束

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‎然後那邊熱騰騰的可口牛排
‎就是我的下一個目標

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‎伊森？真的嗎？

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‎我知道他很性感，但也很廢

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‎對啊，這樣川特怎麼辦？
‎妳不能就這樣放棄他

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‎他不想跟我在一起
‎他已經說得很清楚了

187
00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,432
‎如同杜阿利帕所說

188
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,018
‎忘記一個人最好的方法
‎就是睡在另一個人下面

189
00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,436
‎歌詞好像不是那樣寫的

190
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,189
‎是啦，這就是她做人的原則，迪薇

191
00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:45,399
‎況且，妳們看看伊森

192
00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:48,236
‎他又帥又危險

193
00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:51,155
‎而且總感覺有一陣風吹向他

194
00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,117
‎雖然這在科學上無法解釋
‎但我的確也看到了

195
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,160
‎好吧，小艾

196
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,788
‎既然我的最後一年已經慘兮兮

197
00:08:58,871 --> 00:08:59,789
‎我支持妳

198
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,625
‎一定要追求妳的幸福
‎別被賤人橫刀奪愛

199
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,834
‎謝謝妳

200
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,380
‎好，那麼哪罐汽水聽起來最性感？

201
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,798
‎發射！

202
00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,592
‎天啊，我講話怎麼那麼像男的？

203
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:12,927
‎我是誰？

204
00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,181
‎我馬上回來

205
00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:20,810
‎喂，小班！

206
00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,104
‎我希望你知道你在跟一個瘋子交往

207
00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,522
‎這也不是第一次了

208
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,818
‎那你知道你女朋友毀了我的車吧？

209
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,903
‎-她沒有
‎-肯定是她

210
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,613
‎這間學校還有誰恨我入骨？

211
00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:34,365
‎別舉例

212
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,242
‎她說沒做，我就相信不是她

213
00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:37,159
‎真的？

214
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,996
‎你覺得比起當下討厭死我的女生

215
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,791
‎一個陌生人更有可能亂噴我的車？

216
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,295
‎小班，拜託，你沒這麼笨吧？

217
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,089
‎聽著，迪薇，妳到底想怎樣？

218
00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,216
‎我想知道你怎麼能跟她交往

219
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,719
‎你怎麼能跟想傷害我的人在一起

220
00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,053
‎你難道完全不關心我嗎？

221
00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:01,392
‎好吧，我不是那個意思
‎但我以為我們是朋友

222
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,269
‎我們是朋友

223
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,688
‎但妳要我怎麼做？跟她分手嗎？

224
00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,692
‎我只想說，若是情況對調
‎我絕對不會袖手旁觀

225
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,404
‎我不知道該說什麼

226
00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,283
‎也許你可以趁紐約之旅好好思考

227
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:20,328
‎托瑪歌的福，我已經付不起旅費

228
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:27,627
‎身為專業的陪產師，我有責任陪伴她

229
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,129
‎所以我昨天才請假

230
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,966
‎不好意思，努妮老師

231
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,219
‎我不小心聽到妳動人的故事

232
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:41,766
‎請問昨天妳有請代課老師
‎來幫忙上課嗎？

233
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,559
‎代課老師？

234
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:48,147
‎妳難道認為任何擁有
‎大學文憑的生物都能取代我嗎？

235
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,484
‎這位親愛的同學，我想答案是否定的

236
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,446
‎-謝謝妳，努妮老師
‎-不客氣，奇怪的女孩

237
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,739
‎哎呀呀

238
00:10:56,822 --> 00:11:00,785
‎和瑪歌的不在場證明抵觸
‎昨天根本沒有課

239
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,245
‎現在誰才是笨蛋？

240
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,042
‎等等，妳交男朋友了？

241
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,835
‎對，卡梅拉，別這麼驚訝

242
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,754
‎我可是很有行情的

243
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,464
‎好啦，別激動

244
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:16,008
‎我只是想知道妳為什麼要保密

245
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,010
‎因為太可恥了

246
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,305
‎我不該像《慾望城市》的凱莉
‎搞曖昧、交男朋友

247
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,266
‎我應該哀悼我死去的丈夫

248
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,559
‎就像凱莉那樣

249
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,311
‎劇透警告

250
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,855
‎妳丈夫在20年前就死了

251
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,649
‎沒有人會批評妳向前看

252
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,942
‎但他們應該批評

253
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,194
‎一位可敬的寡婦不該向前進

254
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:38,614
‎我母親從22歲到104歲都是寡婦

255
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,242
‎-這才是標準
‎-是嗎？

256
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,412
‎對，寡婦就該把時間投資在孫子身上

257
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,456
‎而不是開法拉利的老帥哥

258
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,083
‎林恩開法拉利？

259
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,459
‎他試駕了一次

260
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,337
‎他錢包裡還有經銷商的名片

261
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,716
‎但既然被妳發現了，我會做個了斷

262
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,135
‎-拜託別告訴娜莉妮
‎-我不會說

263
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,429
‎我也不覺得妳需要跟他分手

264
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,391
‎我和某人不一樣，不會要求妳分手

265
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,184
‎妳指的是誰？

266
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,563
‎像是妳不准馬尼許再來家裡

267
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,189
‎聽起來不像我會做的事

268
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,734
‎我一直很喜歡馬尼許

269
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,818
‎最好是

270
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,989
‎聽著，我只是想告訴妳
‎需要人陪伴並不丟臉

271
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,033
‎如果需要家人的支持，我們也很樂意

272
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,119
‎我們只想要妳幸福

273
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:30,040
‎來，準備要去俱樂部了嗎？

274
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,835
‎俱樂部三明治

275
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,380
‎妮瑪拉最喜歡我的雙關語

276
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,552
‎哈囉

277
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,888
‎妳在做什麼？

278
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,891
‎沒什麼，只是個小勞作

279
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,434
‎酷

280
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,438
‎聽著，妳知道我們能分享任何事吧？

281
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:54,982
‎我再說最後一次

282
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,485
‎我不覺得你的手錶讓手腕看起來太細

283
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,278
‎不，我不是指那個

284
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,071
‎雖然我很開心妳這麼說

285
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,698
‎我是指

286
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,410
‎如果妳在迪薇的車上噴漆
‎妳可以誠實告訴我

287
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,497
‎等等，你覺得是我做的？

288
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,334
‎不是，但妳的確有理由那麼做

289
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,710
‎就算做了我也不意外

290
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,506
‎你怎麼可以認為
‎我會破壞你前女友的車？

291
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:22,218
‎因為妳在生她的氣
‎而且又能輕易取得美術顏料？

292
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,553
‎何況妳剛剛很生氣的在砸東西？

293
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,097
‎什麼？不，我才沒有生氣

294
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,391
‎我在做馬賽克拼貼

295
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,020
‎那看起來很漂亮

296
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,522
‎對，沒錯

297
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,650
‎但讓我們倒轉一下

298
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,985
‎看來你更相信迪薇，而不是我

299
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,070
‎不，我沒有

300
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,029
‎聽起來就是有

301
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,699
‎小班，我才是你的女朋友
‎你應該知道我不是嫌犯

302
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:52,748
‎瑪歌拉莫斯，請來校長室一趟…

303
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,333
‎寶貝，妳聽到了嗎？

304
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,377
‎這就是復仇的聲音

305
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:57,962
‎妳做了什麼？

306
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,589
‎我只能說瑪歌就要玩完了

307
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,007
‎聽起來很有趣

308
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,009
‎-謝謝，我很努力…
‎-別說話

309
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,392
‎嗨，伊森，你的瘀青很酷

310
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:14,520
‎對，我跌倒了

311
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,273
‎哇，你真狂野

312
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,066
‎大家好

313
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:23,863
‎今天我們要繼續教動物的西班牙文

314
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:28,075
‎伊森，可以把你養的寵物
‎寫在黑板上嗎？

315
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,412
‎-不，我不想
‎-上來把寵物寫出來

316
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,252
‎好性感

317
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,297
‎他的內心好折磨

318
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,550
‎我等不及要像推開吱吱作響的地窖門

319
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,094
‎突破他的心房，探索裡面的寶物

320
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,055
‎我不覺得裡面會有什麼看點

321
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,309
‎妳再想想，那男孩可是深藏不露

322
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,147
‎等一下

323
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:02,359
‎伊森寫T的方式
‎跟瑪歌一樣像個瘋子嗎？

324
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,611
‎（臭婊子）

325
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,948
‎嘿，伊森，我想問你一個問題

326
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,492
‎你應該沒有在我車上寫“臭婊子”吧？

327
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,579
‎靠，那是妳的車嗎？

328
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,790
‎我以為是迪亞茲老師的車
‎她上次的練習卷給了我F

329
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,292
‎臭婊子

330
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,337
‎-伊森，請說西班牙文
‎-抱歉

331
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,422
‎臭婊子

332
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,342
‎迪薇，妳怪錯人了

333
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,677
‎伊森才是罪魁禍首

334
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,763
‎瑪歌竟然是無辜的

335
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,140
‎我的天啊

336
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,267
‎好的，拉莫斯小姐

337
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,853
‎我發現妳對我撒了謊

338
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,480
‎妳昨天放學前根本沒上課

339
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,065
‎妳說了謊？

340
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,192
‎格拉伯校長，我很抱歉

341
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,361
‎我說謊只是因為不想看起來有嫌疑

342
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,780
‎但並不代表我真的有嫌疑

343
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:52,826
‎葛羅斯先生，你又怎麼會在這？
‎你惹的麻煩還不夠多嗎？

344
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,788
‎總之，拉莫斯小姐，妳可能會被退學

345
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,041
‎什麼？不，我…

346
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,043
‎小班，我保證我沒有…

347
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,254
‎她沒有做，不是她，瑪歌是無辜的

348
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:06,966
‎什麼？

349
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,345
‎是我的錯，我誤會了

350
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,931
‎-但我已經找到真兇了，就是…
‎-停止

351
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,849
‎迪薇，我不想聽

352
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,309
‎什麼？但這次是真的

353
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,602
‎迪薇，不！

354
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,105
‎妳已經浪費我太多時間

355
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:25,234
‎妳能不能不要成天以自己為中心
‎到處製造混亂？

356
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,531
‎就像我說的，我一直都相信妳，瑪歌

357
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,032
‎謝謝妳過來一趟

358
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:33,993
‎好

359
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,914
‎瑪歌，我真的很抱歉

360
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,874
‎希望有一天我們能笑看這件事

361
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,923
‎也許今天還做不到

362
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,807
‎嗨，這裡是科學社嗎？

363
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,561
‎我叫法碧歐拉，是機器人隊的隊長

364
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:01,687
‎我只想過來宣傳

365
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,565
‎如果有人感興趣的話
‎我們正在招募新血

366
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,651
‎我的行程很滿
‎但也許可以擠出一點時間

367
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,652
‎杰拉德，不是你

368
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,449
‎我希望能找到一些志同道合
‎熱愛電機數理的女孩們

369
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,912
‎謝謝妳告訴我們，但我們沒有興趣

370
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,957
‎好吧，其實我最近有聽到一些

371
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,293
‎關於我們社團歧視女性的流言

372
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,837
‎但事實並沒有外傳的那麼糟糕

373
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,672
‎更何況，我就是負責人

374
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,800
‎那星期一也是妳負責的嗎？
‎因為那天的狀況很糟糕

375
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,554
‎妳知道主機板是什麼嗎？

376
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,598
‎不知道，但我有興趣學習

377
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,976
‎不知道，我們的進度很快

378
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,437
‎我不確定妳跟不跟得上大狗們的速度

379
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,067
‎不好意思

380
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,444
‎可以不要再吠了嗎？

381
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,448
‎好吧，讓我們把這個玩偶切八段

382
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,329
‎好，那的確很不可理喻

383
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,039
‎儘管機器人技術很酷

384
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:05,334
‎但沒人會想被一群
‎有狐臭的書呆子那樣對待

385
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,293
‎我懂了

386
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,713
‎不過如果妳們真的對機器人感興趣

387
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,008
‎我保證會改善社團文化

388
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,510
‎盡全力嘗試改變

389
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,394
‎哈囉

390
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,231
‎真是瘋狂的一天，對吧？

391
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:35,364
‎聽著，我很抱歉誤會瑪歌

392
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,116
‎我也很難受，但你知道…

393
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,200
‎迪薇，妳聽好

394
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,244
‎瑪歌要我別再跟妳來往

395
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,372
‎-什麼？
‎-這件事讓她很生氣

396
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,498
‎我想尊重她

397
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,709
‎所以你不會再跟我說話了？

398
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,838
‎小班，這只是一場誤會，別這樣

399
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,381
‎迪薇，對不起

400
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,590
‎在一天之內

401
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,385
‎迪薇失去了一張來回機票

402
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,053
‎和一位不再是情人的朋友

403
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,140
‎這都是一個白痴的作為所導致

404
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,728
‎喂，小混混

405
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,231
‎-搞什麼？
‎-在你修好我的車之前

406
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,607
‎這個由我來保管

407
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,068
‎那又怎樣？我家裡還有四個滑板

408
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,320
‎那我就用這個把你打死

409
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,323
‎你不能隨意破壞別人的東西

410
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,117
‎天啊，我很抱歉

411
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,493
‎沒錯，你會更抱歉

412
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,996
‎除非你盡快把我的車恢復原狀

413
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,040
‎最好還要閃閃發光，親愛的

414
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,710
‎妳的語氣聽起來好像黑道

415
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,587
‎這就是為什麼大家都叫我瘋女迪薇

416
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,923
‎你想知道理由嗎？

417
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,801
‎不想

418
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,181
‎把我的車修好，臭小子

419
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,312
‎-嗨，迪薇
‎-嗨，派克斯頓

420
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,606
‎等等，什麼？派克斯頓？

421
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,399
‎現在沒空跟妳聊，我得去面試

422
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,074
‎你們在做什麼？

423
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,744
‎托勒斯，妳看
‎我們做了一個捏乳頭機器人

424
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,870
‎你在開玩笑嗎？

425
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,538
‎我的乳頭

426
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,415
‎你知道大家都怎麼看待機器人隊嗎？

427
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,501
‎我們是一群很酷的天才
‎不曉得自己有多性感？

428
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,045
‎不，從來沒有人那樣說過

429
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:16,215
‎大家都說我們是一群
‎關起門來自嗨的書呆子

430
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,633
‎而且不歡迎女性

431
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,343
‎我們不是不歡迎

432
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,763
‎只是除了妳，沒有其他夠格的女性

433
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,306
‎什麼叫做“夠格”？

434
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,310
‎艾瑞克，既然你覺得自己如此夠格

435
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,438
‎那就告訴我什麼是尺度不變特徵轉換

436
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,948
‎我當然知道那是什麼

437
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:41,990
‎那就回答我

438
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,825
‎如果你是機器人專家

439
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,495
‎已經沒什麼好學的，那就解釋給我聽

440
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,544
‎我不知道，可以了嗎？

441
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,964
‎我是個白痴，這是妳想要的回答嗎？

442
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,049
‎妳為何要讓我感到如此渺小？

443
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,676
‎為了幫你上一課

444
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:05,430
‎這個社團從今天起
‎再也不是一個充滿噁男的污水池

445
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,141
‎我們會邀請並包容各種人

446
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:12,145
‎並不會再做出奇怪用途的機器人！

447
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,983
‎也許大家也可以開始塗體香劑？

448
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,694
‎沒錯！

449
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,946
‎這裡也會成為一個零狐臭的社團

450
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:21,989
‎大家聽懂了嗎？

451
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,702
‎各位，歡迎蜜雪兒，她將會…

452
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:28,996
‎加入我們？

453
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,415
‎對，我很樂意

454
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,297
‎哈囉！

455
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,465
‎肚子餓了嗎？我買了好吃的回來

456
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,009
‎妳有多買大蒜麵包嗎？

457
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,553
‎那當然，妳以為
‎我想看到家裡發生暴動嗎？

458
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,765
‎妳跑去那麼遠的餐廳買嗎？
‎那在小鎮的另一端耶

459
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,851
‎我以為妳比較喜歡另一家

460
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:54,396
‎的確，但我知道妳比較喜歡
‎這間的焗烤義大利管麵

461
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:57,441
‎沒錯，因為我們都真心在乎妳

462
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,860
‎而且不會批評妳做會讓妳開心的事情

463
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,446
‎卡梅拉也太認真了吧？
‎這不過只是義大利麵

464
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,198
‎我得告訴大家一件事

465
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,037
‎我知道這個家視我為道德的支柱

466
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,705
‎有神仙般的美德

467
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,832
‎但我只是個平凡的女人

468
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,667
‎有需求的女人

469
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,796
‎所以我想告訴大家
‎我現在有交往的對象

470
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,090
‎妳剛說什麼？

471
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,968
‎他是一位叫林恩的白人

472
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,554
‎我再說一次，妳真的
‎不必刻意提起他的膚色

473
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:31,183
‎我們已經在四處無人的情況下
‎偷偷單獨吃了好幾次午餐

474
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,852
‎好了，我已經說出真相

475
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,729
‎妳們可以選擇和我斷絕關係

476
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,522
‎媽，恭喜妳

477
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,857
‎對啊，奶奶太棒了

478
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,400
‎真的嗎？

479
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,611
‎妳們不覺得我是個壞女人嗎？

480
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,697
‎不會，婆婆

481
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,492
‎妳是值得有人陪伴的好女人

482
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,701
‎我告訴過妳了吧？

483
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,370
‎謝謝

484
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,206
‎他曾開過一輛法拉利

485
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:55,791
‎（我是伊森，我在妳家外面）

486
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,551
‎嗨

487
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:07,886
‎妳也嗨

488
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,597
‎好吧

489
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,142
‎我需要把鑰匙給你
‎讓你開車去修車廠嗎？

490
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,227
‎修車廠？

491
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,479
‎不用，我已經買了噴霧

492
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,688
‎有除漆噴霧可以用嗎？

493
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,274
‎-對
‎-這個多少錢？

494
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,902
‎-13塊
‎-可惡的斯基特

495
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,445
‎那個壞心的王八蛋

496
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,824
‎所以妳還滿兇的，對吧？

497
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,909
‎不，我只是相信正義的伸張

498
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,703
‎不管怎樣，我從來沒被那樣被罵過

499
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,789
‎我不太相信

500
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:36,832
‎我覺得蠻性感的

501
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,459
‎臭小子，你說什麼？

502
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,504
‎對，當妳對我大吼的時候，我心想

503
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:46,675
‎“靠，迪薇有點性感”

504
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,095
‎謝謝

505
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,390
‎迪薇，不可以，妳在做什麼？

506
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,725
‎我們不能喜歡上這傢伙

507
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,602
‎他是妳好友的暗戀對象

508
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,604
‎唉，完蛋了

509
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,072
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