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‎（課後留校）

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‎留校？

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‎我為什麼要留校？

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‎因為妳壞壞

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‎什麼？

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‎我的課本

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‎壞女孩不需要課本

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‎好吧，我同意，也許我喜歡當壞女孩

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‎妳當然喜歡

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‎而妳最壞的部分

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‎就是背叛了好朋友

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‎沒錯

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‎妳從背後捅她一刀的樣子好性感

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‎她一定會很難過

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‎哇，炙熱的開頭

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‎結尾卻轉變成責備

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‎這個春夢不太好，迪薇

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‎《好想做一次》

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‎劇名：……愛上壞男孩

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‎迪薇，快點，我今天不能遲到

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‎好

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‎看來白蟻終於毀掉這座樓梯了

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‎我得找人來修理

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‎阿娜，不用費心
‎我已經找人待會過來修了

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‎什麼？誰？

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‎林恩向我推薦了一位很棒的維修工人

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‎他很了解這塊

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‎他是評價網站上的白金會員

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‎只有留下超過五萬條評論的人
‎才能獲得那個頭銜

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‎一定是他來了

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‎-是你
‎-請進…

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‎你們認識？

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‎對，我們上週在校長室見過面

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‎在一個非常不樂見的情況之下

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‎是妳女兒造成的情況

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‎你知道嗎？我覺得這行不通

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‎抱歉，我婆婆浪費了你的時間

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‎娜莉妮，拜託，他人都來了

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‎天知道要花多少時間

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‎才能找到下一位工人

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‎沒關係，我們可以等

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‎媽，我找不到數學課本…

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‎搞什麼？

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‎好吧，你什麼時候可以上工？

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‎雖然迪薇被家裡爛掉的樓梯嚇到

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‎但也比不上昨晚和伊森火熱的夢

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‎她從這時就開始不斷想起他…

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‎我心想

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‎“靠，迪薇有點性感”

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‎儘管她很歡迎伊森帶著有刺青的腹肌

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‎闖入自己糟糕透頂的高中生活

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‎但她十分堅定想維持和艾莉諾的友誼

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‎我等不及要像推開吱吱作響的地窖門

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‎突破他的心房，探索裡面的寶物

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‎她只需要努力避開伊森就能‎…

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‎“胯”出這一步

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‎天啊，我真的很抱歉
‎我不是故意撞到你的胯…

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‎我的老二？

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‎最好是啦

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‎我想她之後會夢見這件事了

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‎派克斯頓？

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‎所以我的確有看到你，還以為看錯了

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‎我的潛意識最近有點欲求不滿

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‎-什麼？
‎-沒事

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‎-你來學校做什麼？
‎-我在這裡工作

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‎我今天開始擔任游泳助理教練

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‎是喔？我也剛當上實習導護媽媽

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‎說真的，你在這裡幹嘛？

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‎我真的是游泳助理教練

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‎等等，真的嗎？那ASU呢？

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‎喔，已經吹了

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‎那裡不適合我

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‎好吧，但你怎麼能確定？

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‎你才在那裡待了大概兩週左右？

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‎你爸媽怎麼說？

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‎迪薇，不是所有人都適合讀大學

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‎妳很清楚吧？

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‎妳難道是菁英主義的擁護者…

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‎不，我不是那個意思

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‎我只是覺得你應該
‎多花一點時間去體驗

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‎再決定要放棄也不遲

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‎謝謝妳的關心

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‎但我是個大人

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‎我知道自己在做什麼

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‎嗨

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‎妳剛剛在跟派克斯頓說話嗎？
‎他來學校做什麼？

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‎顯然他開始在這裡工作

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‎-所以，妳們在幹嘛？
‎-妳肯定也會喜歡

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‎我們在看伊森會不會脫掉帽T

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‎因為裡面的衣服也會被一併拉起來

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‎我只是在吃我的蘋果

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‎好，但我不需要看伊森上空…

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‎迪薇，妳還好嗎？

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‎我可是見過妳翻越餐桌
‎只為了看一眼巴士上的猛男秀廣告

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‎哇，要來了

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‎等等，我無法理解

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‎妳們難道已經忘記
‎他在迪薇的車上亂噴漆嗎？

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‎他不知道那是迪薇的車
‎他以為是某位老師的

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‎妳是指每天教導我們寶貴知識
‎卻工資過低的英雄們嗎？

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‎小法，我剛分手沒多久

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‎如果我要幻想自己是壞男孩的女朋友

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‎就放任我吧

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‎這讓迪薇想到

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‎這也許就是她目前的最佳解答

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‎只要艾莉諾變成伊森的女朋友

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‎他們就完全不可能了

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‎這麼一來她的夢就可以回到

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‎掉牙或是在學校裸奔之類的普通內容

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‎妳該直接約他出去

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‎真的嗎？

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‎也許我可以邀請他
‎來旁聽今晚的中世紀小丑課

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‎好啊，或是可以約他
‎去餐廳吃飯之類的就好？

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‎妳就直接過去…

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‎跟他說話

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‎對，好吧，我可以過去…

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‎-天啊，他走過來了
‎-什麼？

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‎嗨，妳們好

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‎今晚我家有個派對

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‎-妳們應該來玩
‎-好啊

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‎對，沒錯，這真是個好消息

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‎因為艾莉諾超喜歡派對

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‎-真的？
‎-那當然

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‎我一個人跳迪斯可就足以嗨翻全場

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‎我不確定那是什麼畫面，不過晚上見

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‎兄弟，好棒的角落辦公室

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‎雖然聞起來很陽剛
‎畢竟隔壁就是更衣室

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‎你會習慣的

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‎你看起來有一點憂鬱

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‎-怎麼了，我們的大明星？
‎-沒事

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‎你覺得我這麼快就休學
‎是個錯誤的決定嗎？

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‎你在開玩笑嗎？才不是

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‎你想想，現在可以邊跟我玩邊領薪水

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‎-難道有比這更好的事？
‎-就是說啊

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‎大學超糟糕

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‎ASU的人都是混蛋

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‎現在我回來了，一切都會跟以前一樣

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‎還不用寫作業

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‎這叫做美夢成真，親愛的

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‎沒錯

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‎抱歉，只是迪薇訓了我一頓

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‎害我越想越多

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‎別聽迪薇的話
‎她差點害死一位老奶奶

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‎而且她都跟
‎會讓好男人傷心的人做朋友

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‎-兄弟，你還好嗎？
‎-我看得很開

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‎我才不會每天晚上仰望天空

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‎好奇艾莉諾是否也正好
‎跟我看著同一顆月亮

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‎或是別的月亮

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‎我也替你難過，兄弟

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‎我只是很高興我的老朋友回來了

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‎聽說今晚有個超大的派對

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‎我們得去讓大家知道國王回來了

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‎兄弟，你說的很對

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‎但你得開車，因為我的腳踏車爆胎了

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‎那怎麼好像常常發生？

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‎小班，早安

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‎你還是不願意跟我說話嗎？

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‎在他女友瑪歌的堅持下

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‎小班已經有一個星期沒跟迪薇說話了

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‎這真的很奇怪

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‎畢竟之前就算他們是死敵
‎也還是會跟對方說話

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‎大家好，我是湯普森老師

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‎接下來將會代理文學先修課一陣子

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‎直到凱斯博士的腰臀手術康復

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‎據說她的骨頭因為撞擊
‎像玻璃一樣碎裂

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‎總之，聽說你們正在讀《激情年代》

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‎這是我的愛書之一

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‎你們知道雖然這齣戲的背景是17世紀

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‎其實主軸是對麥卡錫主義的諷喻嗎？

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‎今天我想讓你們分組
‎討論一下兩者的關聯性

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‎你們兩位一組如何？

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‎-你現在得和我說話了吧？
‎-好吧

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‎迪薇，先說妳對這故事有何同感吧

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‎畢竟妳也誣賴無辜的人
‎還差點毀掉對方的人生？

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‎我的天，我真的很抱歉
‎那只是個無心之過

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‎就我的立場來看
‎她的確很有可能對我的車動手

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‎那不重要

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‎我們就不能盡釋前嫌嗎？

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‎瑪歌沒惹上麻煩，我的車也修好了

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‎就讓它過去吧

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‎對不起，但我必須這樣做

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‎她不必覺得受到威脅
‎她知道我們上床的經驗很糟吧？

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‎天啊

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‎湯普森老師？

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‎-是
‎-可以多一點人討論嗎？

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‎我只是想聽更多同學的看法

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‎很棒的想法

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‎好，我們把桌子拉成一個有趣的圓圈

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‎喔，阿娜！

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‎跟我一起去看一部超長的電影
‎不然的話，我超想去墨西哥蔚藍海岸

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‎不用收行李，我們去那裡再買就好

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‎妳在說什麼？

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‎天啊

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‎好

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‎妳大概會好奇樓梯去哪兒了

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‎好笑的是，我雇用的陌生人
‎把樓梯都丟進垃圾桶了

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‎安德烈斯？

197
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,708
‎結果那一層階梯是最不嚴重的部分

198
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,545
‎還有更大面積的白蟻入侵

199
00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,756
‎-所以整個樓梯都得拆掉
‎-你得先暫停

200
00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:09,757
‎我不是笨蛋

201
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,759
‎有人想騙我錢的時候，我看得出來

202
00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,886
‎我真的不是要推銷

203
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,680
‎這是為了妳們的安全著想

204
00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,933
‎聽著，如果我是你
‎我會先擔心自己的安全

205
00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,977
‎在妳叫妳丈夫出面之前…

206
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,311
‎不，沒有丈夫會出面

207
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,730
‎我有足夠能力可以為自己打架

208
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:28,901
‎如果妳們想要繼續滑倒
‎我很樂意把妳的樓梯裝回去

209
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,612
‎不然我的團隊明天一早就會

210
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,739
‎把沒有蛀滿白蟻洞的新木頭帶過來

211
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:34,824
‎可以嗎？

212
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,958
‎嗨

213
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,001
‎嗨

214
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,044
‎你好嗎？

215
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:47,962
‎我很好

216
00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,964
‎我很好，只是到處晃晃…

217
00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,050
‎-酷，太好了
‎-對

218
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,262
‎我該去找派克斯頓了

219
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,014
‎-好，很高興能跟你…
‎-好

220
00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:58,973
‎聊天

221
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,768
‎小艾，抱歉我們遲到了

222
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,396
‎我們的優步司機超級害怕開車

223
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:08,899
‎-妳找伊森講話了嗎？
‎-沒有，我沒看到他

224
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,860
‎那就去找到他

225
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,695
‎嗨，很高興妳們來了

226
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,323
‎對，我們都來了

227
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,034
‎嗨，伊森，謝謝你的招待

228
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,786
‎我帶了一瓶苦艾酒，該放在哪裡？

229
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:24,790
‎也許可以放在妳身後的酒堆旁

230
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:25,750
‎酷

231
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,418
‎讓我來吧，我可以拿過去

232
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,171
‎對，反正我也想去繞一圈

233
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,715
‎跟朋友打個招呼，或是去尿尿之類的

234
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,425
‎你們懂的，待會見

235
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,098
‎-妳就是那樣
‎-不，我發誓我沒有

236
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,278
‎天啊，這個派對正是我需要的

237
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,405
‎阿們，雪曼橡樹最棒了！

238
00:10:56,989 --> 00:11:00,159
‎開始吧！大蟋蟀來了！

239
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,789
‎哇，是我呼了大麻
‎還是我看到派克斯頓霍爾吉田？

240
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:05,831
‎你回來了？

241
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,625
‎太酷了，你是位傳奇人物

242
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,169
‎是我沒錯，不過我不知道
‎我是不是傳奇人物

243
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,170
‎當然是

244
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:15,174
‎混蛋們！我們來狂歡吧，耶！

245
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:23,724
‎嗨

246
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,852
‎妳一個人在外面做什麼？
‎不喜歡我的派對嗎？

247
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,980
‎不，完全沒有，我只是想透透氣

248
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,774
‎好吧

249
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,321
‎那我能跟妳一起待在這嗎？

250
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:38,948
‎好啊

251
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,660
‎那個…艾莉諾很酷吧？

252
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,954
‎應該吧

253
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:52,712
‎妳想跟我親熱嗎？

254
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,511
‎我不確定可不可以

255
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,142
‎好吧，至少她有嘗試拒絕

256
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,144
‎迪薇？

257
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,897
‎艾莉諾，我們才剛聊到妳

258
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,322
‎小艾，等等，對不起，妳聽我解釋

259
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,492
‎解釋什麼？背叛的整體概念？

260
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,035
‎我想伊森喜歡我

261
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,912
‎他整個禮拜都好像對我有意思

262
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,914
‎我想要為了妳避開

263
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:32,168
‎但我好像也喜歡他

264
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:35,296
‎剛剛我們再也忍不住，所以他吻了我

265
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,214
‎很酷的故事，但他也親了我

266
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,176
‎15分鐘前，就在冰箱旁邊

267
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,469
‎他也吻了我！

268
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,845
‎什麼？那個混蛋！

269
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:46,015
‎誰會在同一場派對跟兩個人搞曖昧？

270
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,683
‎算了，我已經知道答案

271
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,727
‎怎麼回事？妳們在吵架嗎？

272
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,271
‎我有誤會妳的姿勢嗎？
‎妳只是準備要唱阿卡貝拉？

273
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,816
‎不准在這種情況下
‎提到我第二喜愛的藝術

274
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,067
‎我們顯然在吵架

275
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,986
‎我剛抓到迪薇親了伊森

276
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,947
‎什麼？但妳剛才在冰箱旁親了伊森

277
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,659
‎艾莉諾，我很抱歉
‎我只是以為我跟他之間有來電

278
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,036
‎太糟糕了

279
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,538
‎從來沒有男生可以介入我們的友情

280
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,416
‎雖然也是因為我不曾被任何男生吸引

281
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,417
‎但姐妹們

282
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,711
‎不能讓笨蛋伊森破壞我們的友情

283
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,047
‎不如我們都答應會跟他保持距離？

284
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,841
‎雖然這也是只有我比較容易做到

285
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,469
‎我可以，他對我來說已經結束了

286
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,096
‎我已經忘記他的吻技有多好

287
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,557
‎對，我應該也可以避開他

288
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,642
‎太好了

289
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,020
‎姐妹永遠擺第一，來抱一下

290
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,649
‎我只想說，這是蓋電梯的大好機會

291
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,235
‎好，外婆，我幫妳準備了必需品

292
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,904
‎這樣妳就不需要一直爬上爬下的了

293
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,489
‎迪薇，請幫我扶穩梯子

294
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:44,824
‎好

295
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,617
‎好，奶奶，繃緊妳的核心肌群吧

296
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,286
‎媽，不可以！快下來

297
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,581
‎天啊，那傢伙到底在哪裡？
‎樓梯已經消失第五天了

298
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,210
‎我不意外他是個騙子
‎他全家人都是騙子

299
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,379
‎我一直打給他，卻都沒有回音

300
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:01,257
‎有沒有專抓不肖廠商的警察機關？

301
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,383
‎一定有吧

302
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:06,262
‎阿姨，我在看他的IG照片
‎他正在另一個工地

303
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:10,766
‎我喜歡他做的人字貼磁磚
‎不知道那是什麼顏色？

304
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:14,353
‎他竟敢丟下我們，去修別人的房子？

305
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,688
‎我要打給他

306
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,524
‎好好地再錄一個語音留言給他

307
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,483
‎-來
‎-什麼？

308
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,362
‎我找到地址了
‎他在卡拉巴薩斯的阿羅約大道4124號

309
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,197
‎什麼？妳怎麼知道？

310
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,283
‎只要看他的標記，檢查誰標他

311
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,743
‎就可以連到地圖比對出所在位置

312
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,537
‎妳們都沒用過手機嗎？

313
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,539
‎Z世代真可怕

314
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:36,208
‎各位早安，我會盡量縮短會議時間

315
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,626
‎第一件事

316
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,461
‎我要正式歡迎

317
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,840
‎派克斯頓霍爾吉田先生
‎回來加入體育部

318
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:43,757
‎大家好

319
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,511
‎還要介紹新的代課老師琳賽湯普森

320
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,807
‎是，我剛從大學畢業
‎很期待可以開始教育一些年輕人

321
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,769
‎真可愛，祝福妳的善心

322
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,398
‎好的，最後一件事
‎我們還沒找到那件蟋蟀裝

323
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,442
‎顯然我們買不起新的

324
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,110
‎你們看看這間小地方

325
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,904
‎所以歡迎提出新的建議

326
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,823
‎我聽到一些游泳選手在說

327
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,992
‎那件蟋蟀裝好像被借走

328
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,620
‎使用於非學校相關的啤酒派對上

329
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,748
‎現在可能被放在運動場的看臺下

330
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,166
‎沾滿了嘔吐物

331
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,084
‎太好了

332
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,421
‎丹，幫我準備橡膠手套
‎我們要去檢查看臺了

333
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,256
‎好，會議結束

334
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,677
‎嗨，我是琳賽

335
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,179
‎你以前讀這裡嗎？

336
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,931
‎對，我剛畢業

337
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,059
‎酷，回母校當老師的感覺一定很神奇

338
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,436
‎還好，其實沒差太多

339
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,562
‎真的嗎？

340
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,690
‎你沒有覺得自己又老又沒用？
‎還沒有人嘲笑你嗎？

341
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,903
‎沒有，我也不認為這裡會有人嘲笑我

342
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,781
‎等著看，有時你以為自己是個好榜樣

343
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:52,159
‎下一秒也許就有怪人嘲笑你的大拇指
‎讓你連粉筆都不知道該怎麼拿

344
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,453
‎-太慘了
‎-對

345
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,789
‎但我再說一次，我並不擔心

346
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,999
‎也許聽起來很奇怪，像在說大話

347
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,043
‎但我在這間學校有點地位

348
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,962
‎好吧，那樣很好

349
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,922
‎但如果發生任何改變

350
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,256
‎你可以來找我聊聊

351
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:07,800
‎謝謝

352
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,096
‎迪薇守著和艾莉諾的承諾

353
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,641
‎成功躲避了伊森整整一星期

354
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,893
‎但就跟大多數帥哥一樣

355
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,980
‎伊森完全沒發現自己身旁發生的事

356
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,149
‎也不知道有人正躲著自己

357
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,109
‎嗨

358
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,194
‎我在派對上和妳玩得很開心

359
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,195
‎還可以吧

360
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,658
‎直到我發現你在親我之前
‎還親了我最好的朋友

361
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,743
‎糟糕，妳發現了嗎？

362
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,078
‎聽著，我不是故意的

363
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,331
‎但我看到妳人在外面，我心想

364
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,417
‎“該死，我現在好想親她”

365
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:42,918
‎所以我就親了

366
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,713
‎可惡，他的邏輯無懈可擊

367
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,674
‎妳應該在午休時間到停車場來

368
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,926
‎我會在那溜滑板，我可以表演給妳看

369
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,012
‎好

370
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,225
‎都是迪薇的錯

371
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,105
‎我要換來這個位置
‎迪薇才不會找我說話

372
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,441
‎寶貝，你知道我不在乎
‎你們有沒有跟對方講話

373
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,943
‎是你自己選擇不跟她講話

374
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,195
‎我知道，因為這樣比較簡單

375
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,364
‎她總是能讓事情變得複雜

376
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,616
‎你說了算，緊張大王

377
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,993
‎放學後見

378
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:16,952
‎好

379
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,166
‎這種感覺就像肚子被揍了一拳

380
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,792
‎有人的自尊心

381
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,129
‎需要靠和滑板男孩搞曖昧來修復

382
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,676
‎好耶！

383
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,023
‎艾莉諾，妳在這裡做什麼？

384
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,484
‎沒什麼，我喜歡另類運動

385
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,194
‎少來了，小艾

386
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,946
‎妳答應過不會跟伊森玩在一起的

387
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,490
‎所以呢？妳不也是嗎？

388
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,825
‎才不是，我只是出來曬太陽

389
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,952
‎因為我極度缺乏維他命D

390
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,206
‎對，妳最需要的D就是伊森的小弟弟

391
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:05,417
‎好吧，我們就承認其實自己還喜歡他

392
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,961
‎-那該怎麼處理？
‎-簡單，把他讓給我

393
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,005
‎我先喜歡他，也是我先親他的

394
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,799
‎況且我剛結束一段戀情，我需要他

395
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,883
‎妳說什麼？

396
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,927
‎要說最需要新感情的人，絕對是我

397
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,305
‎拋棄妳的人可是愛妳愛到和妳求婚

398
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,683
‎妳們經歷了一段認真的感情
‎跟無數次美好的性愛

399
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,352
‎奪走我第一次的傢伙

400
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,646
‎為了別的女人拋棄我
‎甚至不願意跟我說話

401
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:29,358
‎老實說，開學這幾週真的糟透…

402
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,862
‎妳已經親過別人了？

403
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,037
‎哎呀呀

404
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,039
‎你好，KTLA五點新聞

405
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,959
‎我們想投稿一支關於詐騙的影片

406
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,336
‎怎麼回事？妳在這裡做什麼？

407
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,879
‎卡梅拉，看得到他的臉嗎？

408
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,340
‎-可以，看得比我們練習時清楚
‎-好

409
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,550
‎我身後的這個男人

410
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,886
‎害一家四代女性居住的房子
‎將近一週沒有樓梯可使用

411
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,764
‎拜託，妳們沒必要投稿什麼詐騙影片

412
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,142
‎-我們可以談談嗎？
‎-好吧

413
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,768
‎但我們會繼續拍

414
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,479
‎難道你以為我是手無縛雞之力的寡婦

415
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,648
‎所以才想欺負我嗎？

416
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,400
‎我不知道妳是寡婦

417
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,360
‎我以為妳只是離過婚

418
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,696
‎因為個性不好

419
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,656
‎他很沒禮貌

420
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,951
‎-我本來打算下週過去
‎-下週？

421
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,370
‎我們三個女人正在共用一間廁所

422
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,247
‎一切都塞住了，安德烈

423
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,165
‎所有的一切

424
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,500
‎聽著，我不是不專業的人，好嗎？

425
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,793
‎我只是有點…

426
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,421
‎記仇

427
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,133
‎我還在氣我們女兒之間發生過的事情

428
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,969
‎瑪歌是個敏感的孩子
‎我獨自撫養她長大

429
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,596
‎你自己撫養她？

430
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,724
‎我老婆半夜跑去拉斯維加斯

431
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,642
‎跟新男友一起開了間情色玩具店

432
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,311
‎我的故事跟妳不一樣

433
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:51,064
‎我要停止錄影了，他講的好像太私人

434
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,817
‎安德烈斯，對於你的遭遇，我很遺憾

435
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,321
‎我也很抱歉迪薇讓你女兒不開心

436
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,990
‎但我們很需要那些樓梯

437
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:04,036
‎好，我保證明天一早就會過去

438
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,174
‎-妳可以擁有他
‎-什麼？

439
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,218
‎伊森，他是妳的了

440
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,928
‎我根本不是真的喜歡他

441
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,888
‎我想我只是很想念川特

442
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,181
‎需要轉移注意力

443
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,518
‎小艾，我很遺憾
‎妳應該告訴川特妳的感受

444
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,854
‎我不能，妳應該看看

445
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,898
‎他聽到我吻過伊森後的表情

446
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:36,235
‎除了從好萊塢招牌掉下來那次
‎我就沒見過他那麼受傷的眼神

447
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,737
‎我猜他肯定和妳一樣想念彼此

448
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:42,115
‎我的確很常想起他，尤其是在晚上

449
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,992
‎有時候

450
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,120
‎我好奇我們是否正看著同一顆月亮

451
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,750
‎總之，我也很難過妳最近那麼不好受

452
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,002
‎小班的事情真的太糟糕了

453
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,588
‎是啊，的確很不好

454
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,507
‎妳值得放縱一下

455
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,218
‎我覺得伊森知道該怎麼找樂子

456
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:04,346
‎我是指性愛方面
‎畢竟他不像是有嗜好的男生

457
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,597
‎沒錯

458
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,141
‎妳確定自己能夠接受嗎？

459
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,727
‎妳得到了我正式的祝福

460
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,481
‎小艾，謝謝，妳是我的好朋友

461
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:18,485
‎總有一天會換妳把情人讓給我
‎那我們就扯平了

462
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,904
‎一言為定

463
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:21,822
‎好

464
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,534
‎她怎麼能這麼快就放手？

465
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,911
‎她已經完全忘記我了嗎？

466
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,456
‎我們之前還像《小姐與流氓》
‎演的那樣，共享一根糖果

467
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,916
‎那對她都沒有意義嗎？

468
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,626
‎老兄，我很遺憾

469
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:38,505
‎看來我不只大延畢，還是大白痴

470
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,715
‎拜託，兄弟

471
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,509
‎聽著，你不會永遠陷在這個情緒裡

472
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:43,677
‎我向你保證，好嗎？

473
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,179
‎我去拿包包，馬上回來

474
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,433
‎你們有看到派克斯頓回來過週末嗎？

475
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,477
‎他其實已經回到學校工作

476
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,147
‎他真是…非常可悲

477
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,740
‎嗨

478
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,700
‎妳還好嗎？我看到妳被蝦子撞到

479
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,494
‎還好，沒什麼大不了的

480
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,706
‎大家說妳被撞飛，他們以為妳死了

481
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:14,916
‎你為什麼要在我的車邊等？

482
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,544
‎我只是想確定妳沒事

483
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,839
‎也想看看妳

484
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,216
‎想不想跟我出去玩？

485
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,427
‎好啊

486
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,596
‎只要你不親吻我的好朋友

487
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,264
‎還有其他女孩子

488
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,851
‎我希望能當你唯一親吻的對象

489
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,603
‎好，雖然很難，但合理

490
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,357
‎不知道妳有沒有發現
‎但過完暑假我長高很多

491
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,734
‎那當然，她早就發現了

492
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:43,820
‎現在有很多女生喜歡我

493
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,573
‎所以我變得有點貪心

494
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,242
‎但我喜歡妳

495
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:50,869
‎我也喜歡你

496
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,539
‎所以我願意對於親吻收斂一點

497
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,958
‎除了…

498
00:22:59,044 --> 00:22:59,920
‎和妳

499
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,273
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