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[upbeat music playing]

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[McEnroe] Don't worry, folks,
you're not in an alternate dimension.

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Our good girl
is actually dating a bad boy.

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After a truly humiliating start
to senior year,

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Devi was finally hitting her stride.

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She was about to apply early to Princeton,
and she was dating a stone-cold ten.

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And sure, Ethan wasn't good at school
or polite to adults,

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but he had other skills
that Devi deeply respected.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I'm gonna go play the Wordle

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while the next scene
illustrates said skills.

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["Touch" by TENDER playing]

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[breathing heavily]

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Okay, so we're gonna be
home alone for hours,

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and I was thinking maybe we could…

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Yeah.

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♪ …feel that touch ♪

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♪ Feel me course through your veins ♪

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♪ Yeah, you love the idea of us… ♪

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So how should we do this? [sighs]

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Me on top, or you on top?

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Or perhaps, we could be side-to-side
to be more egalitarian?

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-Have you ever done this before?
-Once.

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But it didn't go so great.

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Well, that's because you didn't have sex
with me.

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♪ Do you miss the smell of my skin? ♪

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-["Sideways" by Flasher playing]
-Wow.

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[exhales]

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See you tomorrow.

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[McEnroe] I'm back.

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And today's Wordle
should have been "shero"

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because our girl has pulled
her senior year out of a nosedive,

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and now she's absolutely soaring.

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[screams in excitement]

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["Sideways" continues playing]

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♪ Face in the background ♪

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♪ Speeding sideways… ♪

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[McEnroe] Devi was finally the type
of sexually active senior

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she'd always wanted to be.

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but right now, she needed to shift
her focus away from emissions

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toward admissions

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because today was the college fair, baby.

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She would finally be face-to-face
with the admissions officer

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who would decide
whether she got into Princeton.

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And she was determined
to make an incredible first impression.

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[Ethan] 'Sup?

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I like your outfit.
You look like a little business lady.

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-Hmm.
-It's hot.

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[Devi chuckles, exhales]

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Wanna go to the supply closet
and boss me around later?

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[sighs] No, I can't.
I have the college fair.

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And, hey,
maybe you should pick that trash up.

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Mr. Morales, pick up your litter.

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This isn't the 405.

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Miss Vishwakumar, walk with me.

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Mmm.

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-I'll find you later.
-Okay.

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Ms. Warner, wanna discuss
my plan of attack for the college fair?

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No, no, I don't think you need any advice
on how to attack anything.

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No, I wanna discuss who you're choosing
to spend your time with.

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Ah, you're talking about my brand new,
smoking-hot boyfriend?

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Yeah, you can give me
a high five for that.

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Okay.

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Look, I understand the appeal
for the bad boy.

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Most of my exes have stolen my identity.

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But you're getting ready
to apply to Princeton,

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and I just don't want anything or anyone
to drag you down.

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Trust me, nothing is getting in my way.

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I've been practicing my spiel
for the Princeton rep for months.

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The tone is gonna be
half-Sheryl Sandberg, half-Kool-Aid Man.

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Breaking through the glass ceiling
and the wall.

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-Mm-hmm.
-[Ms. Warner] Love it.

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Just be careful.

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Sometimes, certain people
can cloud our judgment.

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Ms. Warner, I'm a modern woman.

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I can do a bad boy and a good college
at the same time.

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You'll see.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Hello, Miss Torres. Oh!

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Elise, what a surprise.

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Parents don't usually attend
these college check-ins.

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I know! But it's a big decision,

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so I thought we could all
tackle it together as a team.

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Okay.

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Well, Fabiola, what are you thinking?

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Well, I've narrowed my list to 15 schools
that all have amazing robotics programs

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and a high ratio
of single-stall bathrooms.

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Well, these are excellent.

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Michigan, Carnegie Mellon, Howard.

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[Fabiola] They have
a killer mechanical engineering program.

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So are you thinking
about early decision for any of these?

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I don't think so.

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I wanna cast a wide net so that I find
the absolute perfect school for me.

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This is where I'd like to jump in.

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I think Fab should apply early to an Ivy.

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Oh, I don't even know
if I wanna go to an Ivy, Mom.

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Everybody wants to go to an Ivy.
And applying early can help your chances.

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Okay.

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Um, there are Ivies
who do offer early action,

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so you can still apply
to these other schools.

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And which Ivies are those?

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Uh, Harvard, Yale, and Princeton.

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Well, I can't do Princeton.
That's Devi's school.

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So I'm sure she'd love for you
to go to school together.

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Mom, Princeton is insanely selective.

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They're not gonna take
more than one person early

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from a mediocre public school
in the Valley.

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-No offense.
-No, no, no, that's pretty accurate.

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And Devi would kill me
if I mess with her shot,

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especially when she called dibs
on Princeton in, like, the first grade.

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Fabiola, you cannot count out
a world-class institution

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because your friend called dibs.

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I expect you to look at
all of these schools at the fair,

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including Princeton.

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-Mom--
-I said including Princeton.

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Thank you, Jennifer.

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[gentle music playing]

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[door opens]

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Guess who's back from LASIK?

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Oh. Kamala.

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Aiyo. How are you feeling, chellam?

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-The surgery was actually fine.
-[Nalini] Uh-huh.

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I'd say that Pati's driving
was more stressful.

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What was I supposed to do?

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Not reverse on the highway
because we missed our exit?

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Okay.

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Uh, Kamala, why don't you go to the couch,
lie down and rest?

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Andres is just patching the drywall
upstairs. It's a bit of a mess.

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Wait, Andres
is still working on the house?

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Didn't you already have him
fix the stairs and then redo the garage?

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What do you want me to do?

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I mean, the house needs
to be updated, right?

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Would you prefer if I just let it
fall down on our heads or something?

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[school bell ringing]

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All right, gals, it's game time.
Let's get into that college fair.

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[indistinct chatter]

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Okay, but first, how do I look?

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Uh, fit check? Zit check?

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Can you see this concealer blob
is hiding a hickey?

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-Nope, you look extremely profesh.
-[Devi chuckles]

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[gasps] Like a person who signs people up
for credit cards at the airport.

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Thank you.

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Ms. Warner said I couldn't do it all.
I can be both sexy and successful.

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Wait. Why doesn't Ms. Warner think
you're succ-sexy?

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Oh no, she does.
She just thinks that Ethan's bad for me.

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Oh, well, that's true.

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Yeah, he's like an anchor
pulling you down into the depths.

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W-W-W-Wait, you guys agree with her?

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But, Eleanor, you had a crush on him too.

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Yeah. 'Cause he's hot.

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But I wouldn't trust him
with my social security number.

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-Or your email address.
-Or your passwords.

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-Or your credit card number.
-Or your diaries.

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Whoa, you guys are all wrong.
He's just misunderstood.

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Yeah, by you.

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[Eleanor] Devi, we get it.

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You're having your sensual hornissance.
We love that.

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When the sex haze wears off, we will
be here to help you flush that turd.

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Okay, you know what, guys?
Really not enjoying this conversation.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go practice my spiel.

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Hey. I think I'm on snack duty with you?

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Oh, welcome.

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I see that you also got snubbed
from the faculty trip to Margaritaville.

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Wait, what trip?

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Yeah. The rest of the teachers
are out day drinking

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while we chaperone this mayhem.

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So congratulations
on officially being real low status.

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Uh, speak for yourself.
I'm not low status.

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Mmm, you're an assistant swim coach.
I wouldn't call that a top-tier position.

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So what? You're a substitute.

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Yeah. I'm admitting
that I'm at the bottom of the barrel.

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Oh, I… I'm sorry, dude.
I didn't mean to hit a nerve or anything.

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I'm just making conversation, you know,
at the saddest snack table in the world.

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You didn't hit a nerve.
It's totally chill.

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[McEnroe] If you can't tell,
Paxton was feeling a little insecure

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ever since he overheard the new Hot Pocket
calling him pathetic.

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Well, heads up, Pax,

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another kick in the dick is incoming.

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What's up, Paxton?

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Hey, guess what. I, uh… I just talked
to the ASU rep for, like, five seconds.

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So I basically went through
as long as you did.

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[chuckles]

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Hey, that's real funny, bro.

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Thanks, man.

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So, uh, can I get some Fritos?

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Yeah.

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[whispering] Appreciate it.

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[boys laughing]

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[indistinct chatter]

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[McEnroe] Devi was choosing to ignore
what her friends said about Ethan,

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and instead focus on the person
who could decide the fate of her future.

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A person who happened to be…

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[indistinct chatter]

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-I think you should make the trip.
-[laughs] Indian!

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[inhales sharply]
Big ups, gods. Thank you.

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[McEnroe] The deities had provided,

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and Devi was now a shoo-in
to wow her Desi sister.

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Just as soon as she could get through
this long-ass line.

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Come on, Devi.

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What would Sheryl Sandberg do here?

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Forget that.
What would the Kool-Aid Man do here?

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I'd love to see. So here's some--

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Hi. [chuckles]

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Hi. Um, there's a--

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I'm Devi Vishwakumar.

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And here's why
Princeton needs a girl like me.

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I'm at the top of all my classes.
I'm president of eight different clubs,

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and I've read every single book
in the school library,

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including the dictionaries.

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So some would say
I was born in the wrong decade--

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-Devi, is it?
-[Devi] Mmm.

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I'm Akshara, and I was actually talking
to somebody else.

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Yeah, but I'm…

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Mmm.

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And you're… Mmm.

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-Indian.
-Oh my gosh, vanakkam to you too.

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You're still gonna need to wait in line.

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Uh…

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Okay, how about the elevator pitch?

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I'm in all AP classes,
including two languages.

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I have a well over 4.0 GPA,

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and I'm actually
first chair harpist in orchestra.

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Well, I'm actually the only harpist,

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but the harp
is a difficult instrument to master--

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That's great, Devi.
Thanks for stopping by.

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Oh. Is that it? You don't wanna ask
any questions about myself?

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Nope, I think I understand you
pretty well already.

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Oh…

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Um…

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You know what?

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O-On second thought,
I am gonna go to the back of the line.

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And maybe we could start over
when I get to you?

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Not necessary. Have a great day.

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So these are the packages
I was talking about earlier…

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[McEnroe] Hold on.
What the hell just happened?

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Did Devi just screw up
her chance at Princeton?

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That's why Columbia
should be all about the Benjamin.

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[McEnroe] Speaking of people
who are shitting the bed at this fair…

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[tense music playing]

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[exhales]

241
00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:58,991
[McEnroe] God, look at him.

242
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,785
He's making me feel stressed,

243
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,245
and I'm sitting in a bath right now.

244
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,163
[sighs]

245
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:05,998
[sighs]

246
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,293
Yo, Devi, what are you doing? Aren't you
supposed to be at your dork conference?

247
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,295
Nope. Because I blew it.

248
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,755
[sighs] The rep hated me.

249
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,423
What? That bitch.

250
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,092
Listen,

251
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,680
do you want me to slash her tires
or, you know, key her car?

252
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,431
No, please don't.

253
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,142
Agh! I think I just came in too hot.

254
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,353
Yeah, you did.

255
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,855
Okay, I appreciate
how you made that sound sexy,

256
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,191
but I really need to figure out
how I'm gonna fix this.

257
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,861
Okay. Here's what you have to do.
So you follow her to her car.

258
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,864
And then when she starts to back up,
you let her run you over just a bit.

259
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,741
She'll feel bad
and give you whatever you want.

260
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,910
What? Does that actually work?

261
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,371
Yeah. How do you think
I haven't been expelled yet?

262
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,289
-I get run over, like, once a week.
-Huh.

263
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,251
Okay, so do I need to put, like,
fake blood on myself, or…?

264
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,837
-Oh damn.
-Uh-- No, no, I'm not gonna do that.

265
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,257
And honestly, Ethan,
you gotta stop messing with people's cars.

266
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,343
[exhales]

267
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,011
So, what are you gonna do?

268
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:04,724
[inhales deeply] I don't need a scheme.
I'm just gonna show her who I really am.

269
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:08,185
A mature young woman
filled with grace and dignity.

270
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,813
Please, please, please
let me have another chance.

271
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,275
Actually, we have a lunch break now,
so I'm gonna head to the lunchroom.

272
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:17,111
Oh, yeah, please, I just-- I feel like
I really misrepresented myself,

273
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:20,197
and I… I just thought I needed to say
everything that I'm good at,

274
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,450
which I realize now is very unlikable.

275
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,786
I'm glad you realize that.

276
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,788
[sighs] I just--

277
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,167
I've really wanted to go to Princeton
ever since I was a little girl,

278
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,170
and I guess the pressure got to me.

279
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,673
All right, I'll give you 15 minutes,

280
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,760
but I want one of those
California grain bowls you guys do here.

281
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,678
Yeah, yeah, coming right up.

282
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,764
[pleasant music playing]

283
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,225
It's kind of cool living with
three generations of women in my house.

284
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,645
Yeah, Indian families definitely
do not believe in nursing homes.

285
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,774
My grandmother shared a bunk bed with me
all through high school.

286
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,526
Damn. Pati is way too much
of a diva for that.

287
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,819
She demands a Cali king.

288
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,279
-[laughs]
-[Ethan] Hey, hey.

289
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,238
Uh-- Ethan?

290
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,741
You must be the Princeton lady?

291
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,868
Yes, I am. And you are?

292
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,497
[McEnroe] Oh no. What's this
beautiful bonehead about to do?

293
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,373
Is he gonna graffiti her face?

294
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,834
I'm Ethan, Devi's boyfriend,

295
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,545
and I just wanted to emphasize
what a sick student she is.

296
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,341
She's literally
the smartest person I've ever met. Um…

297
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,594
This is the honor roll list.

298
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,597
I took it off the wall
of the principal's office.

299
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,723
She's at the top of it.

300
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,267
And this is, like, a crazy huge school,

301
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:34,647
so you should let her
into your college or whatever.

302
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,691
Wow. Impressive, Devi.

303
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,026
[McEnroe] Oh my God.

304
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,945
Was Devi's renegade romp partner

305
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:44,073
actually being helpful to her
academically?

306
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,534
Take that Fab, El, and Ms. Dubs.

307
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,953
Thank you, Ethan. That was really nice.

308
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,164
Don't worry about it.
Just want to hype my girl up.

309
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,083
See you later, okay?

310
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,042
Okay.

311
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,547
I had a boyfriend like him in high school.

312
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,298
Make sure to enjoy it

313
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,468
because there truly are none of those
in Ivy League schools.

314
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,136
Hmm.

315
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,138
[inhales]

316
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,598
[exhales]

317
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,479
[exhales] Pati,
how long have I been asleep?

318
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,897
[Len] About three hours.

319
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,692
Len? Where's my grandmother?

320
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:23,529
Yeah, well, I'm sorry to startle you,
but she went out to run some errands,

321
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:27,074
so she asked me to keep an eye on you,
and here I am.

322
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,242
-[scoffs]
-[phone vibrating]

323
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,661
Oh, look, it's Nirmy.

324
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:31,787
Oh, give me that.

325
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,957
Excuse me.

326
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,375
-Yeah.
-[Kamala sighs]

327
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,127
Pati, where are you?

328
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,839
I'm picking up groceries
so I can make medu vadai, your favorite.

329
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:44,008
However, I did get a little distracted

330
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,385
by the Bollywood movie
playing in the store.

331
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,095
Well, can you please come home now?

332
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,138
Of course.

333
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,266
As soon as the father approves
of his daughter marrying the lowly tutor.

334
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,477
Oh, so you're just going to leave me here
with Len? I don't even know him.

335
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,229
Give him a chance.

336
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,981
Len is a great caretaker.

337
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,733
Oh, but let me go.

338
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,611
Ranveer is doing a shirtless dance.
I'll be home soon.

339
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,653
[Kamala] What?

340
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,655
Pati, that's going to take ten hours.

341
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,573
Okay.

342
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:13,412
Look, I know it's a little weird
that I'm here,

343
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,872
but I gotta say,

344
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:18,834
I am the king
of staying home during the day, weekdays,

345
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,339
and we also have the holy grail
of playing hooky,

346
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,966
and that is The Price Is Right.

347
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,676
-[game show playing on TV]
-I can't see anything.

348
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,054
You don't have to see the bid
on household items.

349
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,555
You… You know your household items.

350
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,934
You know what I'm good at?
Discount toiletries.

351
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:38,729
All right, Len,
I see that you do have some skills.

352
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,357
-[Len] Mm-hmm.
-Please hand me the saltiest snack.

353
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,983
That would be the popcorn.

354
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,278
-You want me to hold it for you?
-Yes, please.

355
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,279
Okay.

356
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,948
[Ben exhaling]

357
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,743
Hey. How did it go?

358
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,496
Did Columbia offer you admission
right there on the spot?

359
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,872
I haven't talked to them yet.

360
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,708
Uh, the line was too long.
I'm just gonna wait till after lunch.

361
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,461
Are you okay?
Why are you sweating so much?

362
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,672
I don't know.
I've been practicing my speech for weeks,

363
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,256
and I was waiting in line,

364
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,342
and it just started to feel
a little hard to breathe.

365
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,302
I think you're just panicking
a little bit.

366
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,428
Oh God.

367
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,431
Here, why don't you do your speech for me?
Maybe that'll help you loosen up.

368
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,309
Yeah, okay.
But, uh, promise you won't be judgy.

369
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:20,771
-I'm not gonna be judgy. Just go for it.
-All right. [clears throat]

370
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:25,025
Power, leadership, innovation, domination.

371
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,695
You're getting the full package
when you admit me.

372
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:31,490
And that's why Columbia
should be all about the Benjamin.

373
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:36,286
Okay, that was… good.

374
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,788
I knew it. You're judging.

375
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:38,998
Yes, I am,

376
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,376
but only because that felt like…
a Bowflex commercial.

377
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,293
What?

378
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,547
Why don't you try a version that sounds
more like you, or is more conversational?

379
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,257
Criticism is not what I need right now.

380
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,174
[Margot] Don't…

381
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,135
go…

382
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,761
Oh shit.

383
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,762
[Margot] Um…

384
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,640
Here, here, let me try and wipe it off.

385
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,934
-Uh… Ooh, that's--
-Oh… Oh…

386
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,728
-Margot, just stop.
-[Margot] Uh--

387
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,230
Goddamn it. Oh.

388
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,279
Shit, shit, shit. Okay, come on.

389
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,781
What the hell happened to you?

390
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,867
Don't worry about it.

391
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,869
Well, I hope you got to talk
to the Columbia rep

392
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,704
before you stabbed a minion.

393
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,248
-I haven't talked to the Columbia rep yet.
-What?

394
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,917
-But you can't talk to him like that.
-I know that, Devi.

395
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,339
Ah, damn it. I don't have
one backup cable knit in here?

396
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,051
-I actually do think I've got a--
-Devi, just walk away.

397
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,094
How many times do I tell you
Margot doesn't want--

398
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,763
Want us to talk? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

399
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,474
I already know that was your decision.
I overheard you guys.

400
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:43,771
Listen… I'm just trying to say
I have an extra shirt.

401
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,355
Yeah, hard pass.

402
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,273
[clicks tongue]

403
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,275
Just come with me.

404
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:51,320
[pleasant song playing]

405
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,906
All right, you seem like a women's medium.

406
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,700
Take off your shirt.

407
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,535
What? Oh, okay.

408
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,666
Put this on.

409
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,509
Never thought I'd be grateful
you're built like a shot-putter.

410
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,970
Um, please, I'm a snatched-waist
slim-thicc queen,

411
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,472
And so are you, apparently.

412
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,189
Okay.
Well, this actually looks pretty good.

413
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:28,607
Mmm.

414
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,234
But listen--

415
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,402
[sighs] Yeah, yeah,
we're still not friends. I get it.

416
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,612
Now, go talk to Columbia.

417
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,074
[door opens]

418
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,745
[sighs] Okay,
I talked to Harvard and Yale.

419
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,747
I just need to grab
a brochure from Princeton

420
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,500
so my mom will get off my flipping case.

421
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,835
Sorry to use the F-word.

422
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,546
Devi's done, so you're good to grab.

423
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,840
Cool. Are you talking to any colleges?

424
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,135
[scoffs] No, I'm only applying
to acting conservatories.

425
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,471
I'm not a liberal arts person.
I'm a one-art person.

426
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,557
I'm only here to study regional accents.

427
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,017
[gasps] Ooh, University of Iowa. BRB!

428
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,437
Hi. What's your name?

429
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,648
Oh, it doesn't matter.
I'm just grabbing a brochure.

430
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,942
-Here you go.
-Thanks.

431
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,153
Wait, are you on the robotics team,

432
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,698
or is that, like, an ironic shirt,
and I am just proving how old I am?

433
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,284
Oh, uh, yeah, I'm actually the captain.

434
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,744
Really? Is that something
you wanna study in college?

435
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,871
Robotics?

436
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,998
Yes, it's my passion.

437
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,292
One of my best friends
is actually a robot.

438
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,878
Probably shouldn't have
said that out loud.

439
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,089
Well, Princeton
has a phenomenal robotics team.

440
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,134
They're building Micromouse maze-solvers
autonomous drones,

441
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,636
and, sorry to geek out,
but this year they're building

442
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,972
a fully functioning BB-8 droid,
like from--

443
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,016
-The Force Awakens?
-Hmm.

444
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,518
Yeah, I'd say we have the best program
in the Ivy League.

445
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,605
Here's my email if you have any questions.

446
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,106
Oh wow, thank you.

447
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,567
Mm-hmm. No problem.
I didn't get your name.

448
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,736
Uh, it's Fabiola Torres.

449
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,538
-Hello. Can I help you?
-What?

450
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,123
N-No, this isn't my shirt.

451
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,459
-Excuse me?
-Uh, sorry. No, nothing.

452
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,252
I just-- I had to borrow a girl's shirt.

453
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,255
I don't know why I'm telling you that.

454
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,299
-Um, hi, I'm Ben.
-Hi, Ben.

455
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,927
Did you sweat through the first shirt?
Happens all the time at these things.

456
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,055
No, um, I actually got a bunch of paint
on myself when I was…

457
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,974
practicing what I was gonna say to you.

458
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,519
Ah. Well, then I think
that paint did you a favor.

459
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,980
I hate when kids come to me
with rehearsed spiel.

460
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,275
I'd much rather talk to someone
who's just being themself.

461
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:38,695
Really? 'Cause normally,
I don't trust my natural personality.

462
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,613
[laughs]

463
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,824
You seem okay to me, bud.
So why don't you tell me about yourself?

464
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,160
Okay.

465
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,788
Um, well, I'm really involved
at Sherman Oaks.

466
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,873
I've been wanting to go to Columbia
my whole life.

467
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,251
[breathing heavily]

468
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:55,629
You were so freaking amazing.
You made me look so good.

469
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,256
-You always look so good.
-[laughs]

470
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,132
I feel like
I could really get in, you know?

471
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,425
[Ethan] Mmm…

472
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,427
I mean, I'm basically best friends with--

473
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,346
[bag thuds]

474
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,265
[suspicious music plays]

475
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,182
Akshara?

476
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,647
Ethan, why do you have Akshara's wallet?

477
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,524
Because I stole it.

478
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,610
You robbed the Princeton rep?
Are you insane?

479
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,113
She was a bitch.
And she deserved it for icing you out.

480
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,572
Plus, there's some cash in there.

481
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,117
We could do a lot of damage
at Romano's Macaroni Grill.

482
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,036
How could you go into someone's purse
and steal their wallet?

483
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,789
Well, it was actually pretty easy
because it wasn't really a purse.

484
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,833
It was more of a tote
without a zipper or anything.

485
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:36,586
[sighs] Oh my God, you are a dirtbag.

486
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,629
What?

487
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:42,467
You're not a bad boy,
you're just a bad person.

488
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,969
That's a little harsh.

489
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,806
Ethan, thank you so much
for this incredible sexual awakening,

490
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,684
but I think I'm now having
a moral awakening.

491
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,271
I need to be with someone
who knows right from wrong,

492
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,064
and that doesn't seem to be you.

493
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,525
So you're dumping me?

494
00:21:58,608 --> 00:21:59,860
[sighs]

495
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,945
[smacking lips] Oh, sweet Ethan.

496
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:04,865
Goodbye.

497
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,250
[McEnroe] Devi, do not knock on that door.

498
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,545
Just leave the wallet
in that potted fern and run.

499
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,547
She's gonna think you're a psycho.

500
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:21,965
Mmm.

501
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,136
[exhales]

502
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:29,639
Devi?

503
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,933
Why are you at my hotel?

504
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,226
Hi. Um…

505
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,020
I have your wallet.

506
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:35,937
Oh.

507
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:40,108
I've been looking everywhere for this.
Thank you so much. Where did you find it?

508
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,568
Funny story. [chuckles]

509
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:44,696
Remember that handsome kid
that was formerly my boyfriend?

510
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,366
[inhales deeply] Well, he stole it.

511
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:48,825
Oh.

512
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:53,205
-Wow.
-Yeah. Turns out he's kind of the worst.

513
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,206
[scoffs]

514
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:59,044
Anyway, I'm really sorry
about almost all of our interactions.

515
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,838
I would understand
if this is a deal-breaker.

516
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,925
-Can I ask you a question?
-Mm-hmm.

517
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,551
Why admit this to me?

518
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,304
You could've just tossed it
in that potted fern over there and run.

519
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,680
Yeah, I know,

520
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,392
but it felt like the right thing to do.

521
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,727
Mmm. Well, I appreciate your honesty.

522
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,981
It was brave bringing this back to me
not knowing if I was gonna press charges.

523
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,234
Oh my God, was that on the table?

524
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,276
I was joking.

525
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,528
[chuckles nervously]

526
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:27,697
You're a good kid, Devi. I think
you have a bright future ahead of you.

527
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,201
As long as you stop dating thieves.

528
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,078
Yep, I can do that.

529
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:35,163
[uplifting music playing]

530
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:36,706
Huh.

531
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,668
[Shrimp] Yeah, I got it. Money.

532
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,962
Money. Oh my God.

533
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,797
[laughs]

534
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,509
Yo, what's up, Mad Pax?
Why you look all Fury Road?

535
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,219
Trent, can I ask you a question?

536
00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:52,180
Am I a loser now?

537
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,515
What?

538
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:56,059
Don't you dare talk about
my best baby boy like that.

539
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,311
Those little punks used to worship me.

540
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,397
Now they're talking shit
straight to my face.

541
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:05,402
I don't know if you remember this,
but you're Paxton Hall-Yo-goddamn-shida.

542
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:08,572
You are the king of this jungle, baby.

543
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:10,991
You're a legend,
you're a handsome son of a bitch,

544
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,118
and you're that guy.

545
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,369
-Yeah.
-[Trent] Yeah.

546
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:18,290
Sometimes, I'm brushing my teeth at night.
I can't even believe we're best friends.

547
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,209
And if you want their respect,
you have to go in there

548
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,462
and make them remember who the alpha is.

549
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,964
-That's what I'm talking about.
-That's what I'm talking about.

550
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,132
I gotta go to class.

551
00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:29,259
-[Shrimp] You're close.
-Yo, Shrimp.

552
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:31,428
Hey.

553
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:34,347
That little ASU joke back there
was pretty funny, huh?

554
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:37,434
Yeah, remember?
Everyone who heard it laughed. [laughs]

555
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,686
-Yeah, man, yeah.
-[both laugh]

556
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,190
If you ever speak to me like that again,

557
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:46,318
I'll give you Saturday detention
for the rest of the year.

558
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:47,736
[scoffs] Wait, what?

559
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,905
And I'll make your lunch period 9 a.m.

560
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,907
But I'll still be full from breakfast.

561
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,784
See, bro, I think you forget
who you're talking to.

562
00:24:54,868 --> 00:25:00,499
And now I have the power
and the parking spot of a faculty member.

563
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:05,212
See, I can make your life miserable
if I want to.

564
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,506
So show some respect.

565
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,091
Look, I'm…
I'm really sorry, Paxton, all right?

566
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,551
Please don't be mad at me. I…

567
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,345
You-- You look really handsome.

568
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,014
Red is totally your color, man.

569
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:18,099
[upbeat music playing]

570
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,519
[gasps]

571
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:23,396
[indistinct chatter]

572
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:27,192
Len?

573
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,277
[indistinct chatter continues]

574
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:33,198
Pati, is that you?

575
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,618
[Len] Look, I can't talk about this
right now. There's somebody here.

576
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,871
-Hello?
-[woman] Whatever, sweetie, I'll call you.

577
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:42,999
[door closes]

578
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,544
Oh. Look who's up from the couch.

579
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:49,172
-Was there someone else here?
-Nope, just good old Len.

580
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,883
Your grandma should be home
in about ten minutes.

581
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,344
Oh! Come on.

582
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:57,973
Let's get you back to the couch
before you ruin your brand-new corneas.

583
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,475
But I heard somebody.

584
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,979
Oh, the neighbors love to talk and loud.

585
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,898
[McEnroe]
In Devi's attempt to have it all,

586
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,985
she nearly lost the thing
she cared about most.

587
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:13,530
Yes, she did care about
having a fulfilling sex life,

588
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,615
but not at the cost of her future.

589
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,158
And speaking of future,

590
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,245
it was beginning right now
for her and all the other kids

591
00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:22,872
submitting early-decision applications.

592
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,083
After all, for dorks like these kids…

593
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,126
Swoosh, baby.

594
00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:28,420
…college is where your life really starts.

595
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,338
I am so proud of you, honey.

596
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,215
You're gonna be glad you did this.

597
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,301
I really hope so.

598
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,553
[McEnroe] Unless, of course,

599
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,889
there's a Judas-sized obstacle
in your path.

600
00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:40,849
[sighs]

601
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,518
["Bad Girls"
by Kid Francescoli & Julia Minkin playing]

602
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,604
♪ You backwards motherlover ♪

603
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:51,109
♪ Enough rap about
Good girls and bad girls ♪

604
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:54,446
♪ That's enough about
Good girls and bad girls ♪

605
00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,364
♪ You backwards motherlover ♪

606
00:26:56,448 --> 00:27:01,244
♪ Enough rap about
Good girls and bad ♪

607
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:05,415
♪ That's enough about
Good girls and bad girls ♪

608
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:07,375
♪ You backwards motherlover ♪

609
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:12,756
♪ Enough rap about
Good girls and bad girls ♪

610
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:16,301
♪ That's enough about
Good girls and bad girls ♪

611
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,261
♪ You backwards motherlover ♪

612
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:23,099
♪ Enough rap about
Good girls and bad ♪

613
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,895
♪ Bad girls ♪

614
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,107
[song ends]