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‎各位別擔心，你們不是來到平行時空

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‎我們的乖寶寶的確在跟壞男孩交往

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‎在經歷了極為丟人的新學期開始

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‎迪薇終於步上軌道

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‎她要提前申請普林斯頓大學

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‎而且正在和全校第一帥交往

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‎是啦，伊森功課不好
‎對大人也不禮貌

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‎但他擁有其他令迪薇非常尊敬的技能

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‎接著，請容許我暫離去玩填字遊戲

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‎各位可以從下一幕了解這項技能

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‎好，接下來幾個小時只有我們在家

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‎我想也許可以…

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‎好啊

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‎所以我們該怎麼做？

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‎我在上面，還是你在上面？

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‎或是我們可以肩並肩，以示平等？

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‎妳有做過嗎？

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‎一次

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‎但不是非常順利

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‎好吧，那是因為妳不是跟我上床

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‎明天見

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‎我回來了

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‎今天的正確答案應該是“英雌”

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‎因為迪薇的高中最後一年已脫離低谷

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‎現在正一飛沖天

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‎《好想做一次》

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‎劇名：……自毀前程

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‎迪薇終於成為她夢想中
‎性福自由的高中生

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‎但現在，她需要將主力轉移

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‎回到大學申請上

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‎因為今天就是大學招生博覽會

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‎她終於可以和招生委員面談

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‎他們有權決定
‎她是否能進入普林斯頓大學

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‎她下定決心要讓對方留下深刻的印象

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‎早啊

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‎我喜歡妳的打扮，看起來像女強人

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‎很性感

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‎要跟我去儲藏室，對我下達命令嗎？

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‎不，我不行，我要去招生博覽會

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‎還有，也許你該把垃圾撿起來

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‎莫拉萊斯同學，請把垃圾撿起來

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‎這裡不是405高速公路

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‎威舍庫瑪小姐，跟我走

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‎-我晚點再找你
‎-好

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‎華納老師，妳想知道我打算
‎如何攻略招生博覽會嗎？

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‎不，我不認為妳需要攻略上的建議

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‎我想討論的是妳選擇相處的對象

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‎妳是指我超帥的新男友嗎？

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‎對，妳可以跟我擊個掌

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‎好吧

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‎聽著，我了解壞男孩的魅力所在

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‎我大部分的前任都盜用過我的身份

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‎但妳正準備要申請普林斯頓

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‎我只是不想讓任何人事物拖累妳

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‎相信我，沒有任何事可以阻饒我

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‎我練習了好幾個月
‎準備好要跟普林斯頓代表說什麼了

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‎我打算用事業有成的女強人語氣
‎搭配一半活潑的廣告口吻

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‎四面八方打破話題的框架，我喜歡

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‎但要小心

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‎有時候某些人會蒙蔽我們的判斷能力

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‎華納老師，我是現代女性

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‎我可以同時駕馭壞男孩和好大學

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‎我會證明給妳看

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‎妳好，托勒斯同學

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‎愛麗絲，妳怎麼會在這？

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‎家長通常不會出席升學諮詢

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‎我知道，但這是很重要的決定
‎我希望能一起參與討論

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‎好

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‎法碧歐拉，妳有什麼想法？

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‎我已經把名單精簡為15間

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‎擁有優秀機器人課程的學校

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‎大部分都有性別友善的單間廁所

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‎這些看起來很棒

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‎密西根、卡內基梅隆、霍華德大學

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‎他們都有很厲害的機械工程科系

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‎那麼妳打算提前申請哪一間嗎？

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‎先不要

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‎我想廣撒漁網
‎才能找到最適合我的完美學校

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‎這裡我想插個嘴

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‎我覺得小法應該提前申請常春藤

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‎媽，我甚至不確定我想不想去常春藤

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‎大家都想去常春藤聯盟

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‎提前申請可以增加妳的機會

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‎是的

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‎有幾間常春藤可以提早申請

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‎所以妳也可以同時申請其他學校

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‎是哪幾間常春藤？

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‎哈佛、耶魯和普林斯頓大學

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‎我不能申請普林斯頓
‎那是迪薇想去的學校

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‎我相信她一定會想跟妳上同一所大學

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‎媽，普林斯頓那麼挑剔

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‎他們不可能從一間平庸的公立學校
‎挑超過一位學生

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‎-我無意冒犯
‎-不…妳說的很準確

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‎而且要是我打亂她的機會
‎迪薇一定會殺了我

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‎尤其是她從一年級開始
‎就一直很想進普林斯頓

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‎法碧歐拉，妳不能撇除世界級的名校

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‎只因為朋友先說她想進

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‎我希望妳能在招生博覽會上
‎好好看一下每間學校

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‎包含普林斯頓大學

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‎-媽…
‎-我說包含普林斯頓

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‎謝謝妳，珍妮佛

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‎猜猜看誰剛做完雷射手術？

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‎卡梅拉

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‎妳感覺如何，親愛的？

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‎手術過程其實還好

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‎我得說外婆的開車技術更讓人憂心

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‎不然我該怎麼做？

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‎就算我們錯過出口
‎也不能在高速公路上倒車嗎？

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‎好

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‎卡梅拉，妳去沙發躺下休息吧

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‎安德烈斯在樓上修補牆壁，有點混亂

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‎等等，安德烈斯還在處理這間房子？

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‎妳不是已經叫他修好樓梯
‎和翻新車庫了嗎？

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‎妳要我怎麼辦？

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‎這間房子需要裝修啊

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‎不然妳希望哪天塌下來壓到我們嗎？

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‎（雪曼橡樹高中：大學招生博覽會）

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‎好了，姐妹們，遊戲就要開始

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‎我們一起踏進招生博覽會吧

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‎（夏威夷大學、德州大學）

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‎（聖塔摩尼卡學院）

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‎好，首先，我看起來如何？

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‎服裝檢查、痘痘檢查

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‎妳們看得出來這裡原本有吻痕嗎？

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‎不，妳看起來非常專業

126
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‎就像在機場幫民眾辦理信用卡的人

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‎謝謝

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‎華納老師還怕我無法兼顧

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‎但我可以既性感又成功

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‎為何華納老師會認為
‎妳不能又性感又成功？

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‎不，她認同那部分
‎只是覺得伊森對我有負面影響

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‎喔，那倒是沒錯

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‎他就像把妳拉進深淵的錨

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‎等等，妳們也那樣想嗎？

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‎艾莉諾，妳也喜歡過他

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‎因為他很性感

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‎但我不會把社會安全號碼告訴他

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‎-或是電子信箱
‎-或是密碼

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‎-或是信用卡號
‎-或是日記本

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‎妳們都錯了，他只是…

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‎被誤會而已

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‎對，是妳誤會了

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‎迪薇，我們都懂

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‎妳正體會著前所未有的快感
‎我們很為妳開心

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‎等性愛的餘韻過去

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‎我們會幫妳一起沖掉髒東西

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‎好，坦白說

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‎我不太喜歡這個話題

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‎我先失陪了，我要去練習我的演說

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‎嗨，我應該跟妳一樣是零食組？

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‎歡迎

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‎看來你也沒被邀請去
‎“瑪格麗特小鎮”的員工旅遊

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‎什麼旅遊？

154
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‎就是…其他老師今天都去小酌了

155
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‎只剩我們顧著這場混戰

156
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‎所以恭喜你，正式來到食物鏈最底層

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‎妳管好自己就好，我才不在最底層

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‎你是游泳助理教練
‎我不認為那是什麼高級職位

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‎所以呢？妳是代課老師

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‎對，我承認我就在最底層

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‎對不起，我不是故意要惹你生氣

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‎我只想在這個全世界
‎最悲傷的零食桌上開啟話題

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‎妳沒惹我生氣，不用介意

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‎也許你沒看出來，自從派克斯頓聽到

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‎帥哥區的新傢伙
‎說自己很可憐後，就有點不安

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‎派克斯頓，你得注意

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‎另一波攻擊要來了

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‎你好，派克斯頓

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‎你知道嗎？
‎我剛才跟ASU的代表聊了五秒鐘

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‎我現在跟你的進度幾乎一樣了

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‎嗨，你很幽默

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‎謝了，老兄

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‎那我可以吃包零食嗎？

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‎可以

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‎謝了

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‎迪薇選擇忽略朋友們對伊森的看法

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‎專注在可以決定她未來的人身上

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‎這個人剛好是…

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‎（普林斯頓大學）

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‎我覺得妳應該參加那趟旅程

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‎印度人！

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‎太感謝了，眾神

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‎神明已經給予提示

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‎迪薇也準備好要讓她的同鄉驚豔

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‎只要她能快速通過這條長長的隊伍

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‎來吧，迪薇

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‎一個事業女強人這時候會做什麼？

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‎算了，妳喜歡的電視角色會做什麼？

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‎我很樂意看看，所以這是…

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‎妳好

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‎妳好，這邊有…

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‎我是迪薇威舍庫瑪
‎以下是普林斯頓需要我的原因

193
00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:33,739
‎我在所有班上都名列前茅
‎是八個社團的社長

194
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,950
‎還把校內圖書館的書全都看過一遍

195
00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,410
‎包含字典

196
00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,704
‎有人說我生錯年代…

197
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:40,621
‎妳叫迪薇？

198
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,749
‎我是艾克莎拉，我正在跟別人說話

199
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,251
‎對，但我是…

200
00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:47,587
‎妳也是…

201
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,340
‎-印度人
‎-我的天啊

202
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,883
‎很高興認識妳

203
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,677
‎但妳還是要排隊

204
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,222
‎好吧，還是我可以
‎先簡短介紹一下自己？

205
00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,266
‎我上過所有大學先修課
‎包含兩種外語

206
00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,101
‎平均成績4.0

207
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:04,186
‎也是學校管弦樂隊的首席豎琴手

208
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,230
‎好吧，其實我是唯一的豎琴手

209
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,608
‎不過豎琴是很困難的樂器…

210
00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,359
‎聽起來很棒，迪薇

211
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,527
‎謝謝妳抽空過來

212
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,406
‎就這樣？妳沒有問題想問我嗎？

213
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:18,284
‎不，我想我已經很了解妳了

214
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:23,247
‎這樣吧

215
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:26,917
‎仔細想想，我要去重新排隊

216
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,045
‎也許輪到我的時候
‎我們可以重新開始？

217
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,130
‎沒有必要，祝妳有美好的一天

218
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,718
‎這是我剛才說的資料…

219
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,721
‎等等，剛剛發生了什麼事？

220
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,849
‎迪薇是不是親手搞砸了
‎進入普林斯頓的機會？

221
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,812
‎這就是為什麼哥倫比亞該錄取我

222
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:50,399
‎說到在這個博覽會上過度緊張的人

223
00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:58,407
‎天啊，看看他

224
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,785
‎他讓我都感到壓力山大

225
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,162
‎我甚至現在正在泡澡

226
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,959
‎迪薇，妳怎麼在這？
‎不是去參加書呆子博覽會了嗎？

227
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,504
‎不，因為我搞砸了

228
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:12,755
‎大學代表超討厭我

229
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,423
‎什麼？那個婊子

230
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,092
‎聽好了

231
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,680
‎要我幫妳劃破她的輪胎
‎或是刮花她的車嗎？

232
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,098
‎不，拜託不要

233
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,142
‎我想我只是太過熱情了

234
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,353
‎妳的確是

235
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,897
‎好，謝謝你讓那句話聽起來很性感

236
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,191
‎但我必須找方法挽救

237
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,777
‎好，那就這樣做

238
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,861
‎跟著去她停車的地方

239
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,989
‎當她開始倒車，讓她輕輕撞到妳一下

240
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,741
‎她會覺得愧疚，並答應妳所有要求

241
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,910
‎什麼？那樣行得通嗎？

242
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,246
‎對，不然妳以為我怎麼還沒被退學？

243
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,455
‎我每個禮拜都會被擦撞

244
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:50,251
‎好吧，那我需要塗假血在身上嗎？

245
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,920
‎-對耶
‎-不，我不會那麼做

246
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,463
‎伊森，老實說

247
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,257
‎你不可以再對別人的車動手腳

248
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,011
‎那妳打算怎麼做？

249
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:02,638
‎不需要設局

250
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,598
‎我只要讓她知道我原本的樣子

251
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:08,185
‎我是一位成熟、優雅
‎並有尊嚴的年輕女性

252
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,813
‎拜託，求求妳再給我一次機會

253
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,275
‎現在其實是午休時間，我要去午餐室

254
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:17,111
‎拜託，我覺得我沒有正確地表達自己

255
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:20,114
‎我只是以為需要展現自己的強項

256
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,032
‎但現在發現那樣太不討喜

257
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,786
‎很高興妳發現了

258
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:27,788
‎我只是…

259
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:31,167
‎從小就很想進入普林斯頓

260
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,170
‎我想我給自己的壓力太大了

261
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,590
‎好，我可以給妳15分鐘

262
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,760
‎但我要吃這裡出名的加州穀物餐盤

263
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,678
‎好，馬上來！

264
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,225
‎三代女性同住一個屋簷下很有趣

265
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,645
‎對，印度家庭絕對不信任療養院

266
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,774
‎我高中時和我祖母同住一間上下鋪

267
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,485
‎哇，我奶奶才受不了

268
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,819
‎她自己睡一張加大雙人床

269
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,279
‎嗨

270
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,238
‎伊森？

271
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,741
‎想必妳就是普林斯頓小姐？

272
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,868
‎對，我是，你呢？

273
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,497
‎糟糕，這個帥氣的笨蛋想幹嘛？

274
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,373
‎他會塗鴉在她臉上嗎？

275
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,625
‎我是伊森

276
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,834
‎迪薇的男朋友

277
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,545
‎我只是想告訴妳，她是很優秀的學生

278
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,216
‎她是我見過最聰明的人

279
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,636
‎這是榮譽榜單

280
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,222
‎我從校長室外拿來的

281
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:27,723
‎她在最上面

282
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,309
‎而且我們高中有很多人

283
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:34,647
‎所以妳的學校應該要錄取她

284
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,691
‎哇，迪薇，妳很厲害

285
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,026
‎天啊

286
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,028
‎迪薇的小混混男友

287
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:44,073
‎正在幫她取得學業上的進展嗎？

288
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,534
‎小法、小艾和華納老師，你們看看

289
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,953
‎伊森謝謝你，我真的很感動

290
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,747
‎不客氣，只是想幫我女朋友加油

291
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,666
‎待會見，好嗎？

292
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,042
‎好

293
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,547
‎我高中時也有個像他這樣的男朋友

294
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,298
‎妳要趁現在好好享受

295
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,468
‎因為常春藤學校裡，找不到那種人

296
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,479
‎外婆，我睡了多久？

297
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,897
‎大概三個小時

298
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,692
‎林恩？我外婆呢？

299
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,610
‎很抱歉嚇到妳

300
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,529
‎她出去處理一些事情

301
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:27,074
‎希望我來看著妳，所以我就來了

302
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,661
‎喔，妮瑪拉打來了

303
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:31,787
‎把手機給我

304
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,957
‎不好意思

305
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:35,958
‎好

306
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,127
‎外婆，妳在哪裡？

307
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,839
‎我來買菜，這樣才能煮妳最愛的菜

308
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:44,008
‎不過，我有點分心

309
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,385
‎店裡正在播寶萊塢的電影

310
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,095
‎那妳現在可以回家了嗎？

311
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,138
‎當然可以

312
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,266
‎只要這位父親同意
‎他女兒嫁給身份低賤的家教

313
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,226
‎妳就這樣讓我跟林恩共處一室嗎？

314
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,477
‎我根本不認識他

315
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,229
‎給他一次機會

316
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,981
‎林恩是好看護

317
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,733
‎喔，我得掛電話了

318
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,652
‎男主角正要跳脫衣舞，我很快就回家

319
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,653
‎什麼？

320
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,822
‎外婆，等妳看完還要十小時

321
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,157
‎算了

322
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:13,412
‎聽著，我知道我待在這裡有點奇怪

323
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,830
‎但我必須告訴妳

324
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,834
‎我超擅長在平日的白天待在家裡

325
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,255
‎而且我們有最適合
‎用來打發時間的聖品

326
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,966
‎那就是《價格猜猜猜》

327
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,676
‎我什麼都看不到

328
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,054
‎不需要看家庭用品的競標價格

329
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,555
‎常用的那些妳都很熟悉

330
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,934
‎妳知道我最熟什麼品項嗎？
‎打折的廁所用品

331
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:35,935
‎好吧，林恩

332
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,854
‎我想你的確擁有一些技能

333
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,357
‎請把最鹹的點心給我

334
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,942
‎那就是爆米花了

335
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,278
‎-妳要我拿著嗎？
‎-對，謝謝

336
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,279
‎好

337
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,785
‎你來了，狀況如何？

338
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,496
‎哥倫比亞是不是當場就讓你入學？

339
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,122
‎我還沒跟他們面談

340
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,708
‎隊伍太長了，我要午餐後再去

341
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,461
‎你還好嗎？怎麼流了這麼多汗？

342
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,672
‎我不知道，明明已經練習了好幾週

343
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:08,342
‎在排隊的時候，我突然覺得呼吸困難

344
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,302
‎我想你只是太緊張

345
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,428
‎天啊

346
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,431
‎對我說一次你的講稿
‎也許能幫助你放鬆

347
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,309
‎好吧，但妳得保證不會批評我

348
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,978
‎我不會批評，直接開始吧

349
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:19,895
‎好

350
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:25,025
‎權力、領導力、創新、支配

351
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,653
‎只要錄取我
‎你們將得到樣樣精通的好學生

352
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:31,490
‎這就是為什麼哥倫比亞該錄取我

353
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,994
‎好，剛剛這段…

354
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,788
‎-很棒
‎-我就知道，妳在批評我

355
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:38,998
‎好，我承認

356
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,376
‎但只是因為你很像健身房廣告

357
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,293
‎什麼？

358
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,087
‎你可以試著用自己的語氣講話

359
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,547
‎或是用自然的對話方式

360
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,257
‎瑪歌，我現在不需要批評

361
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,174
‎別…

362
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,761
‎-走…
‎-可惡

363
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,640
‎來，我幫你擦掉

364
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,934
‎真是…

365
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,769
‎瑪歌，快住手

366
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,105
‎該死

367
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,446
‎可惡，拜託

368
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,781
‎你發生什麼事了？

369
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,867
‎別管我

370
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,704
‎我希望你在刺殺小小兵之前
‎已經跟哥倫比亞的代表談過了

371
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,372
‎我還沒跟哥倫比亞的代表面談

372
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,290
‎什麼？

373
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,875
‎你不能就這樣去見他

374
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:23,917
‎這我也知道，迪薇

375
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,339
‎可惡，我居然放沒有備用衣服？

376
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,051
‎-其實我好像有…
‎-迪薇，妳可以不用理我

377
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,094
‎我要說幾次，瑪歌不希望我們…

378
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,679
‎不希望我們交談？好

379
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,890
‎我知道那是你的決定
‎我聽到你們的對話

380
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,769
‎聽著，我只是想告訴你

381
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,771
‎我有多一件衣服

382
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,355
‎好，不用了

383
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,358
‎跟我過來

384
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,781
‎好，你看起來像穿M號

385
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,742
‎把襯衫脫掉

386
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,535
‎什麼？喔，好吧

387
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,666
‎穿上這件

388
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,509
‎沒想過我會感激妳壯得像運動員

389
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,970
‎拜託，我可是腰瘦有曲線的身材

390
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,388
‎顯然你也是

391
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,189
‎好，這件看起來其實滿不錯的

392
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,234
‎但聽著…

393
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,361
‎好，我們仍舊不是朋友，我懂

394
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,612
‎你快去找哥倫比亞吧

395
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,787
‎好，我已經找哈佛和耶魯談過了

396
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,789
‎現在只要找普林斯頓拿份資料

397
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,125
‎這樣我媽就不會再逼我了

398
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,876
‎不好意思，我一直抱怨

399
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,546
‎迪薇已經談完，妳可以放心過去

400
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,881
‎好，妳有想找哪一間面談嗎？

401
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,135
‎不，我只想申請表演藝術學院

402
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,471
‎我不是文科人才，而是藝術人才

403
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,890
‎我只是來研究不同區域的口音

404
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,059
‎哇，愛荷華大學，我馬上回來！

405
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,437
‎嗨，妳叫什麼名字？

406
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,648
‎不重要，我只是想拿本宣傳冊

407
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,942
‎-給妳
‎-謝謝

408
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,153
‎等等，妳是機器人隊的嗎？

409
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,698
‎還是這只是一件搞笑衣服
‎我剛好證明自己已經老了？

410
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,409
‎對，其實我是隊長

411
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,744
‎真的？這是妳未來想攻讀的科系嗎？

412
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,912
‎機器人？

413
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,998
‎對，這是我的熱情所在

414
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,708
‎機器人就是我最好的朋友之一

415
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,878
‎也許我不該把這件事大聲說出來

416
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,089
‎普林斯頓有很棒的機器人隊

417
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,092
‎他們正在打造
‎迷你老鼠迷宮和自動空拍機

418
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,844
‎還有，抱歉，我只是很想分享

419
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,305
‎他們今年還打算推出
‎全功能的BB-8機器人

420
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,140
‎-就像…
‎-《星際大戰》裡出現的？

421
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,518
‎我認為我們的課程是常春藤之最

422
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,811
‎這是我的電子信箱

423
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:49,605
‎有任何問題歡迎聯絡我

424
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,106
‎好，謝謝妳

425
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,567
‎不用客氣，我還不知道妳的名字

426
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,819
‎我是法碧歐拉托勒斯

427
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,371
‎-你好，有什麼問題嗎？
‎-什麼？

428
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,123
‎不，這不是我的衣服

429
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,459
‎-什麼？
‎-抱歉，沒事

430
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,252
‎我只是借了女生的上衣來穿

431
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,380
‎我不知道為什麼要告訴你這些

432
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,423
‎你好，我是小班

433
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,550
‎小班，你好
‎你原本的上衣被汗浸濕了嗎？

434
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,927
‎這種場合經常發生這種事

435
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,055
‎不，我其實不小心把顏料弄到身上

436
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,974
‎因為剛剛在練習該怎麼跟你說話

437
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,561
‎看來那些顏料幫了你一個大忙

438
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,980
‎我最討厭聽到那些排練好的自我介紹

439
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,275
‎我寧願跟能做自己的人面談

440
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:38,695
‎真的嗎？因為我通常
‎不太相信我原本的個性

441
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,824
‎我覺得你感覺還行
‎何不告訴我一點你的故事？

442
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:44,910
‎好

443
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,746
‎好，我積極參與學校活動

444
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,873
‎我一直很想去哥倫比亞讀書

445
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,086
‎你真的太優秀了

446
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,629
‎讓我超有面子

447
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:56,838
‎妳本來就很棒

448
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,132
‎我感覺我真的有機會被錄取

449
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,427
‎我基本上已經和她成為朋友了

450
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,266
‎艾克莎拉？

451
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,647
‎伊森，你為什麼有艾克莎拉的錢包？

452
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,524
‎因為是我偷的

453
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,610
‎你偷普林斯頓代表的錢包？瘋了嗎？

454
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,113
‎她是個賤人，對妳不好就得付出代價

455
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,572
‎而且裡面有現金

456
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,533
‎我們可以一起去吃很多起司通心麵

457
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,036
‎你怎麼能打開包包
‎偷走別人的錢包？

458
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,789
‎其實很簡單，因為那不是皮包

459
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,125
‎比較像是沒有拉鍊的托特包

460
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,586
‎天啊，你真的是個爛人

461
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,629
‎什麼？

462
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:42,467
‎你不只是壞男孩，你是壞人

463
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,969
‎這話有點重

464
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,806
‎伊森，謝謝你帶領我體驗新世界

465
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,726
‎但我正在經歷道德上的覺醒

466
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,313
‎我需要跟知道是非對錯的人在一起

467
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,064
‎那個人好像不是你

468
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,525
‎所以妳要甩掉我？

469
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,945
‎親愛的伊森

470
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:04,948
‎再見

471
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,250
‎迪薇，千萬別敲那扇門

472
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,462
‎只要把錢包留在旁邊的盆栽裡就行了

473
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,547
‎她會認為妳是個瘋子

474
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:29,639
‎迪薇？

475
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:31,933
‎妳怎麼會來我的飯店？

476
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:32,851
‎妳好

477
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,020
‎我來給妳錢包

478
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,273
‎我到處都找不到

479
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,108
‎謝謝，妳在哪裡找到的？

480
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,443
‎說來有趣

481
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:44,863
‎妳記得之前是我男友的那位帥哥嗎？

482
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,366
‎其實是他偷的

483
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,203
‎-哇
‎-對

484
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:53,205
‎看來他就是最糟糕的那種

485
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:59,127
‎總之，我想對我們之間
‎幾乎所有的互動道歉

486
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,838
‎如果這些讓我被大扣分，我也能理解

487
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:03,715
‎我能問妳一個問題嗎？

488
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,551
‎-好
‎-為什麼要承認？

489
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,304
‎妳大可把錢包丟進盆栽裡，然後離開

490
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,680
‎對，我知道

491
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,392
‎但我覺得這麼做才是對的

492
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,727
‎好吧，我很欣賞妳的誠實

493
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,981
‎在不知道對方是否會提告的情況下
‎親自歸還的確很勇敢

494
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,234
‎天啊，妳會提告嗎？

495
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,276
‎我開玩笑的

496
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:27,697
‎迪薇，妳是個好孩子
‎以後有大好前程等著妳

497
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,201
‎只要別跟小偷交往就好

498
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,161
‎好，我做得到

499
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,668
‎對，我懂了，錢

500
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,962
‎就是錢，我的天啊

501
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,924
‎嗨，派克斯頓，你在幹嘛？

502
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,509
‎怎麼一臉憤怒的樣子？

503
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,261
‎川特，我可以問你一個問題嗎？

504
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,180
‎我現在是遜咖了嗎？

505
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,515
‎什麼？

506
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:56,059
‎我不准你那樣說我的好朋友

507
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,311
‎那些小混蛋以前都很崇拜我

508
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,397
‎現在卻可以當著我的面開我玩笑

509
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,357
‎我不知道你是否還記得

510
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,402
‎但你是該死的派克斯頓霍爾吉田

511
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:08,572
‎你是森林之王，寶貝

512
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:10,991
‎你是傳奇人物，你是這間學校第一帥

513
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,118
‎你就是天選之人

514
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,369
‎-對
‎-對

515
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:18,290
‎有時候，我晚上邊刷牙
‎會邊感嘆我居然跟你是好朋友

516
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,209
‎如果你想被尊重，就現在進去

517
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,462
‎讓他們知道誰是這裡的霸主

518
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,297
‎-就是這樣
‎-就是這樣

519
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,132
‎我得去上課了

520
00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:29,259
‎-很接近了
‎-喂，蝦子

521
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:31,428
‎嗨

522
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:34,347
‎剛才那個ASU笑話，很有趣嗎？

523
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:37,434
‎對啊，你記得啊？
‎我講給別人聽，他們都笑了

524
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,102
‎是啊，兄弟

525
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,231
‎如果你再那樣跟我說話

526
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,318
‎我會讓你這一整學年的週六
‎都得留校查看

527
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:47,736
‎等等，什麼？

528
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,905
‎還會把你的午休時間調整為早上九點

529
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,907
‎但我早餐還沒消化完

530
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,784
‎兄弟，我想你忘記自己在跟誰講話

531
00:24:54,868 --> 00:25:00,499
‎現在我有教職員的權力和專用停車位

532
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:04,127
‎聽好了，我能夠讓你的人生很悲慘

533
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,212
‎只要我有心

534
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,506
‎所以放尊重一點吧

535
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,133
‎派克斯頓，我真的很抱歉，好嗎？

536
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,551
‎拜託別生我的氣

537
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,428
‎你看起來超帥

538
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,014
‎紅色完全就是你的代表色

539
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:27,192
‎林恩

540
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,281
‎外婆，是妳嗎？

541
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,742
‎聽好，我現在不能談這件事

542
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:36,660
‎這裡有其他人

543
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,286
‎-哈囉？
‎-隨便啦

544
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,871
‎親愛的，我再打給你

545
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,544
‎妳怎麼從沙發上起來了？

546
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,295
‎這裡剛剛有別人嗎？

547
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,172
‎不，只有林恩

548
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,299
‎妳外婆應該再十分鐘就會到家了

549
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,302
‎來吧

550
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,889
‎在妳毀掉全新的眼角膜前
‎讓我扶妳回沙發上吧

551
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,475
‎但我聽到人的聲音

552
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,979
‎只是鄰居喜歡大聲聊天罷了

553
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,898
‎在迪薇想要兼顧魚與熊掌的過程中

554
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,985
‎她差點失去自己最關心的東西

555
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:13,530
‎沒錯，她的確很在乎美滿的性生活

556
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,615
‎但不願意賠上自己的未來

557
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,158
‎說到未來

558
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,328
‎現在就是她和其他同齡學生

559
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,914
‎開始提交提前申請書的日子

560
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,083
‎畢竟對這些書呆子來說

561
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,126
‎喔耶，寶貝

562
00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:28,420
‎大學才是人生真正的開始

563
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,338
‎我真心以妳為榮，親愛的

564
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,090
‎妳會很感謝自己這麼做的

565
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:33,925
‎我希望如此

566
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,093
‎（普林斯頓大學）

567
00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,428
‎當然，除非前進的路上

568
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,098
‎有個跟猶大同等級的障礙物

569
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,359
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