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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪环球电视公司出品

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‪（安娜托德 《之后》）

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‪什么？妈妈 我已经睡熟了！

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‪你听着可不像睡熟了

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‪帕克斯顿？

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‪你来干吗？

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‪我在履行我的诺言

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‪我是来和你上床的

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‪你的身材配上这件大码T恤真好看

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‪那个是…

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‪去屑洗发水

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‪等等 这是梦 对吗？

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‪听着 如果是有人在做梦 那一定是我

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‪我想说 看看你
‪你既有朴雅卡乔普拉的美貌…

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‪又有鲁斯巴德金斯伯格的透彻的智慧

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‪各位 这当然是个梦

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‪你不会觉得她这么容易就得逞了吧？

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{\an8}‪剧名：…和帕克斯顿霍尔吉田上床

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‪从头到尾 帕克斯顿都在夸奖我

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‪告诉我他有多尊重我之类的

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{\an8}‪你觉得那是什么意思？

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{\an8}‪德维 你的医生和你妈妈
‪之所以让你找我

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{\an8}‪是希望探讨过去一年

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{\an8}‪你生活中的一些大事

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‪现在我们已经聊了几个月了

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{\an8}‪你还是不愿意谈及你的爸爸

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{\an8}‪有什么可说的？

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{\an8}‪他死了 我很难过

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{\an8}‪现在我想聊聊这个礼拜
‪就会发生的一件大事！

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{\an8}‪我要破处了 医生

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{\an8}‪哦 我的天

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{\an8}‪我能把自己的第一次交给一个

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{\an8}‪如此性感的人的几率极其低

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{\an8}‪我和法比奥拉算过了

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{\an8}‪比我被陨石砸中的几率还小

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{\an8}‪我知道 我收到你的电子表格了

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‪我们什么时候都能讨论我去世的爸爸

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{\an8}‪我现在正处在非常特殊的阶段

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‪我做好准备干了

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{\an8}‪如果你做好准备干了

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{\an8}‪你就不会说“做好准备干”这种话

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‪这个男生到底有什么特别呢？

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‪看这个

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{\an8}‪-你可以上滑
‪-我不会上滑的

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{\an8}‪相信我 滑

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‪我不…天啊！

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‪这孩子是吃人类生长激素了吗？

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‪我知道 是不是？

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{\an8}‪我明白你的意思了

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{\an8}‪但他依旧是一个有感情有包袱的人

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{\an8}‪性感的人才不会有什么包袱呢

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{\an8}‪我见过你门口等待室里的人

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‪没有冒犯的意思 但他们都丑爆了

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{\an8}‪我被冒犯到了

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‪先不说帕克斯顿

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{\an8}‪在你现在的心理状态下

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{\an8}‪把自己的第一次给一个
‪几乎不认识的人

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{\an8}‪一个可能完全不关心你的人

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‪是一个你全力支持的好主意对吗？

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{\an8}‪你知道我不是要说这个

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‪想得美

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‪德维 我知道你生气了

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‪我伤害到你了 对不起
‪我不期待你就这么原谅我

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‪所以我一整晚都没睡 做了个影集

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‪记录我们的友谊
‪配乐是约翰传奇的《我的一切》

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‪没关系 我原谅你了

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‪好 如果你允许的话 我还是想放一下

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‪-我花了很长时间…
‪-我们和好了

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‪我为你和奥利弗感到开心

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‪太好了

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‪埃尔和我决定
‪不会再有什么事瞒着你了

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‪哪怕真相会让你又坐回轮椅

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‪不会了 但还是谢谢你们的关心

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‪喂 法布

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‪我喜欢你的牛仔连身裤

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‪法布 什么情况？好性感啊

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‪你约了亚历克斯戈麦斯？

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‪我执行了你的男朋友计划

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‪所以是的 亚历克斯和我
‪这周末要去百客美

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‪你和乔纳呢？你约他了吗？

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‪我听说他在丝芙兰工作
‪很喜欢给别人化妆

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‪实际上 我在和别人谈

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‪帕克斯顿霍尔吉田 听过他吗？

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‪德维跟她的朋友们讲述了
‪她和帕克斯顿的谈话

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‪但她在准确性上打了点折扣

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‪（谢尔曼奧克斯高中）

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‪是 太奇怪了

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‪我只是在做自己的事

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‪而帕克斯顿突然把我拉到一边

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‪喂 你是德维 对不对？

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‪我觉得你很酷 又聪慧过人

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‪如果你方便的话

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‪我想进一步认识你 然后我说…

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‪是 我是说 好吧

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‪我想可以的

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‪太好了！

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‪他说“聪慧过人”？

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‪-他肯定没说
‪-他说了

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‪所以如果一切顺利
‪我可能会和帕克斯顿交往

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‪怎么发展看情况吧

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‪法布 你在听吗？

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‪是 有人要和帕克斯顿约会了

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‪我 法布 集中注意力

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‪那个 我要在课上见到他之前
‪去给鼻子上补点粉

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‪一会儿见

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‪德维大摇大摆地走了

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‪她很自信朋友们相信了她的鬼话

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‪法比奥拉和埃莉诺相信

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‪她们的朋友已经彻底发疯了

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‪不用给我找沙丽了

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‪我选到了合适的衣服
‪和普拉桑特的家人视频通话

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‪好啊 是什么？

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‪我穿着呢

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‪那套？牛仔裤配西装上衣？

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‪你疯了吗？

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‪《今日秀》的时尚环节

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‪说这是融合了职业和休闲的穿法

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‪是 你看着就是
‪事业心很强的西方女性

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‪显然你本来如此

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‪但是他们不需要知道这些…
‪至少现在不要

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‪卡玛拉 他的家人想要看到

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‪你会做饭 会打扫
‪能满足他儿子的需求

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‪他们基本上想他娶他妈妈

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‪听起来让人困惑啊

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‪是啊 但这只是到结婚之前

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‪结了婚以后 你们搬到美国

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‪你们想怎样就怎样

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‪-你没事吧？
‪-没事

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‪我都不知道我们为什么
‪要买这辆破车 车是莫汉的

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‪我一直很讨厌它

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‪你觉得我的新摩托怎么样？

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‪你有病吧？

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‪我明确地告诉你去买一辆
‪中等价位的轿车

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‪你是这么说的
‪但我收到了来自加利福尼亚的…

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‪召唤

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‪-什么？
‪-拜托 亲爱的

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‪我们已经有了你这辆车

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‪那它就是我们的享受生活的坐骑

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‪约会专用

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‪约会用？

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‪我是凯特哈德森吗？

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‪是的 我是你的马修麦康那啥

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‪你可以卖了它

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‪或许我们可以用这笔钱不时开开空调

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‪开空调？

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‪西伯利亚人巴不得像我们一样热呢

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‪但是的 也许我应该卖了这辆车

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‪午饭时间 德维直奔
‪帕克斯顿一定会去的地方

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‪学校里最令人生畏的地方

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‪帅哥角

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‪那是全校最帅的男生吃午餐的地方

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‪我们说的可是马库斯琼斯、埃迪谭

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‪还有特伦特哈里森啊

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‪但是德维下定决心

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‪所以她鼓起勇气 走上前去…

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‪该死！

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‪却立刻被一根绳索抽在脸上

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‪-我是打到你了吗？
‪-没关系

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‪喂 帕克斯顿 我能跟你说句话吗？

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‪我想继续咱俩那天聊过的事情

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‪看你愿不愿意一会儿一起出去

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‪你是说上床吗？

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‪当然 今天放学来我家？

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‪-今天？
‪-是啊

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‪这么快 很好

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‪快点也好 只是…

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‪我今天放学有交响乐排练
‪所以我不行

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‪这周稍后？

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‪我不知道 也许可以

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‪好 太好了

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‪我们明天对下日程之类的

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‪我们会找到时间的 回见 滑板少年

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‪什么？

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‪大家好 音乐家们

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‪我希望各位的暑假没有过得像快板

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‪算了

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‪我想要欢迎德维回来
‪我们的明星竖琴家

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‪大家都知道 德维去年过得很难

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‪我们都过得很难
‪因为音乐会上发生的事

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‪你们都记得 不用明说了

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‪德维的爸爸…去世了…

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‪那个 欢迎回来 德维
‪我们开始演奏吧

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‪陈老师 这里闻着一股屎味

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‪什么？才没有

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‪就有

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‪闻着就像这屋里真的有屎一样

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‪没有 这里在暑假期间已经清理过了

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‪好 那些通风道呢？

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‪暑假期间那里也清理了吗？

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‪那里也有可能有屎啊 你又不知道

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‪埃里克 够了 我们要开始演奏了

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‪弦乐 开始

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‪陈老师 这样我没法演奏

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‪你过来闻闻 然后再说一遍这里没屎

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‪-该死 埃里克！
‪-怎么了？

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‪我要吐在我的大号里了

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‪帕克斯顿！

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‪喂 我现在可以去了
‪我把其他事情排开了

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‪-好 进来吧
‪-好

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‪天啊

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‪反转啊

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‪（小心章鱼）

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‪站在帕克斯顿的车库里

205
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,686
‪就像在近距离观察看他的内心

206
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,199
‪帕克斯顿会说日语！

207
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,069
‪他的姓这下解释得通了

208
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,372
‪不好意思 是我爷爷

209
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,741
‪你喝点什么吗？

210
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,947
‪好 你有巧克力…

211
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,369
‪啤酒 你真懂我

212
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,668
‪好了 我妈妈马上就要回来了
‪我们直奔主题吧

213
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,680
‪提个醒 我为了游泳把胸毛刮了

214
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,181
‪所以毛茬可能会刺激你的皮肤

215
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,022
‪天啊

216
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,146
‪你知道吗？我刚想起来 我得回家…

217
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,742
‪因为我得签收一个快递

218
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,568
‪德维慌了 而且她找了个烂借口

219
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,815
‪-真的？
‪-啊

220
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,656
‪是我妈妈的药…治小儿麻痹症的

221
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,492
‪-天啊
‪-是啊 所以…

222
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,037
‪-该死！
‪-糟糕 你没事吧？

223
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,081
‪是 我没事

224
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,214
‪你确定吗？你流血了

225
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,341
‪没事的 明天见

226
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:20,297
‪这不是德维想象中
‪完事之后羞愧的走回家中的画面

227
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,968
‪而她的一天还会更倒霉

228
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,180
‪什么…

229
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,312
‪这是什么情况？

230
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,226
‪德维 这是跟妈妈和邻居
‪说话的态度吗？

231
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,896
‪安德鲁在考虑买下你爸的摩托

232
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,485
‪什么？你不能卖

233
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,160
‪我马上就16岁了 我可以骑

234
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,869
‪当然可以 然后每年我都会去高速路

235
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,450
‪你的出事路段给你献花

236
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,735
‪但那是爸爸的车

237
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,248
‪他不会希望你卖给冒牌卢克威尔逊

238
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,290
‪-我认识卢克 他人很好
‪-闭嘴

239
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,456
‪爸爸已经不在了 我说了算

240
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,088
‪妈 你去死吧！

241
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,126
‪你最好在我抽你之前回你的房间去

242
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,757
‪打孩子在许多少数族裔文化中是
‪可以接受的惩罚

243
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,020
‪对不起 我们今天没有贝果片吃了

244
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,230
‪我妈生我的气了
‪所以不愿意给我们做零食

245
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:12,521
‪虽然有贝果片学习效率更高！

246
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,276
‪你朝我发火之前

247
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,188
‪怎么没想想你的贝果片？

248
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,453
‪我们想聊聊另一种零食

249
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,991
‪帕克斯顿霍尔吉田

250
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,534
‪我们今天看见你和他一起走的

251
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,487
‪你们上床了吗？

252
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,827
‪他的阴茎真的像
‪穿灰运动裤时看着那么大吗？

253
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,422
‪就好像里面藏了个胡椒研磨器一样

254
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,828
‪就像皮尔斯百利饼干面团一样

255
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,464
‪是不是？

256
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:35,882
‪糟糕的比喻

257
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:39,553
‪我全天候脑子里想的都是性
‪但其实我不知道到底该怎么做

258
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:43,013
‪电影里 女孩会顺着男孩的身体
‪一路亲下去

259
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,505
‪但是然后 她就出画了

260
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,137
‪她是会停在阴茎那里
‪还是一直亲到脚呢？

261
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,484
‪-阴茎
‪-脚

262
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,649
‪看到了吗？我以为我准备好了
‪但也许我没有

263
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,399
‪等等 我们很聪明的

264
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,231
‪笨蛋们经常做爱

265
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,026
‪如果他们可以 我们也能学会

266
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,954
‪（凯格尔运动）

267
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,170
‪传教士

268
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,133
‪倒骑驴式

269
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,416
‪观音坐莲

270
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,762
‪大海捞月式

271
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,425
‪海盗旗？

272
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:27,854
‪信任鸟

273
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,807
‪喂 这画面让我非常不舒服

274
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,113
‪（问问天气）

275
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,447
‪天气如何？

276
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:46,910
‪很好

277
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,289
‪你那边天气如何？

278
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,414
‪南加州 没什么可抱怨的

279
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,960
‪更有趣些

280
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,626
‪我最有趣的地方是

281
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,047
‪我正在进行一个六年制的研究项目

282
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,052
‪来寻找莱姆病的预防性疗法

283
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,894
‪我们最近取得了突破…

284
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,854
‪她最喜欢的还是做饭

285
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,561
‪卡玛拉 跟他们说说你最爱的菜谱

286
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,812
‪墨西哥风味烤薯球

287
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,725
‪她想说的是酸豆汤、蒸米糕和多莎饼

288
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,823
‪最经典的小吃 只要你说的出
‪她就做得出

289
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,315
‪除了肉

290
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:20,777
‪但我吃鸡蛋

291
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,992
‪她开玩笑的

292
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,831
‪那是她最喜欢的
‪美国电视剧角色的口头禅

293
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,908
‪“但我吃鸡蛋”

294
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,664
‪-她就是这么说的
‪-但我吃鸡蛋

295
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,633
‪你不应该化这么浓的妆

296
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,923
‪会蹭在你的小胡子上

297
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,546
‪我至少能长出胡子来

298
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,382
‪医生说很快我也能长出来了

299
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,300
‪你化妆给谁看啊？

300
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,006
‪虽然跟你没什么关系
‪但我正在谈恋爱

301
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,347
‪放学以后我要去约会

302
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,686
‪德维 唯一和你约会的就是心理医生

303
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,518
‪因为你彻底发疯 三个月都走不了路

304
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,605
‪是吗？

305
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,358
‪我明天又要走不了路了

306
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,242
‪因为我要跟人上床了

307
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,699
‪我走了 处男

308
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,157
‪是 你可以随时来看车

309
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,121
‪是的 车况非常好 一点划痕都没有

310
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,463
‪好的 再见

311
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,900
‪喂 我们已经有一个完美的女儿了

312
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,074
‪已经足够了

313
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,491
‪我们的家已经完整了

314
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,621
‪我们去外面好不好？

315
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,575
‪呼吸一下新鲜空气

316
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,872
‪会让你感觉好些的

317
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,996
‪我不想感觉好些

318
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,711
‪相信我

319
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,184
‪没什么好担心的 亲爱的

320
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,234
‪我到庙里给这车开过光了

321
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,759
‪德维做好了一切准备

322
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:53,431
‪就像我赢下
‪84年美国公开赛大满贯那次一样

323
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,436
‪但如果她想赢下自己的第一次
‪她得打起精神

324
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,776
‪好了 德维 你能做到

325
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,316
‪你能上床的

326
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,277
‪就像骑车一样

327
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,242
‪只不过自行车换成男人

328
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,372
‪你好吗？

329
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,203
‪我刚跑完步

330
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,285
‪好吧

331
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,119
‪你需要拉伸一下之类的吗？

332
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,754
‪还是你准备好去车库里和我上床了？

333
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,170
‪直接去车库吧

334
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,136
‪现在我们坐在这…

335
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,848
‪马上要让对方爽了

336
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:46,225
‪但在我让你爽翻之前 得去个厕所

337
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,525
‪能告诉我女洗手间在哪儿吗？

338
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,069
‪我可不想做到一半尿出来

339
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,110
‪是啊 那可不太好

340
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,869
‪-右边第一个门
‪-谢谢

341
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,408
‪天啊！

342
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,704
‪你还好吗？

343
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,406
‪我听到你的喊声

344
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,667
‪我是帕克斯顿的姐姐

345
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,168
‪我把手机掉厕所里了

346
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,000
‪已经弄干净 干得很快

347
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,455
‪哦 好吧

348
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,755
‪喂 你能帮我个忙吗？

349
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:53,764
‪好啊

350
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,841
‪我要和朋友们去看电影

351
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,177
‪这两条裤子哪条最炫？

352
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,427
‪当然是做旧的那条 很性感

353
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,686
‪是啊 我是在老海军买的
‪我在那边工作

354
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,520
‪真酷 我被零售店开除了

355
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,824
‪因为他们说我手汗太多
‪不适合叠衣服

356
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,398
‪你是帕克斯顿的新女友吗？

357
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,444
‪你觉得我看着像帕克斯顿的女朋友？

358
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,488
‪不像

359
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,818
‪因为你看着不像贱人

360
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,994
‪-我靠 嘴好毒
‪-谢谢

361
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,036
‪我是丽贝卡

362
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,869
‪我是德维 很高兴认识你

363
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,660
‪你干什么呢？

364
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,666
‪贝卡 我还以为你在上班呢

365
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,669
‪我和丽萨换班了

366
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,380
‪她明天要去摘牙套

367
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,050
‪你说你要去上厕所 这是什么情况？

368
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,380
‪等等 你是生我的气了吗？

369
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,637
‪祝你看电影看得开心

370
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,680
‪很高兴认识你

371
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,187
‪你为什么要在我家乱逛
‪还和我姐姐说话？

372
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,978
‪我不应该吗？
‪我都不知道你还有个姐姐

373
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,732
‪你以为我觉得她丢人

374
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,484
‪所以刻意隐藏？

375
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,066
‪-不 我没这么说
‪-好吧

376
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,570
‪我觉得这样不行

377
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,863
‪你还是走吧

378
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,761
‪德维 我们出发吧！
‪今天路上车特别多！

379
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,224
‪101号公路上发现一具尸体

380
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,185
‪帕克斯顿 能跟你说句话吗？

381
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,620
‪我的天啊！

382
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,445
‪你刚刚是和帕克斯顿在帅哥角吗？

383
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:48,294
‪因为你…我的天啊
‪你都不用多说一句话了

384
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,462
‪我都能看出来你已经不是处女了

385
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,499
‪-你在放光
‪-不

386
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,924
‪德维 这太棒了

387
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,843
‪你一下子从整个学校都觉得可怜的人

388
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,093
‪变成了学校里每个人都嫉妒的人

389
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,006
‪事实就是这样

390
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,385
‪每个人都可怜她

391
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,351
‪如果德维现在说实话

392
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,311
‪她就只能做回全校人眼中的可怜虫

393
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,813
‪是啊 不 太疯狂了

394
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,274
‪我不敢相信自己成为女人了

395
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,944
‪感觉完全不一样

396
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,022
‪喂 法比奥拉

397
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,317
‪等不及这周末和你一起去百客美了

398
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,283
‪我也是

399
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,029
‪我的天

400
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,945
‪我们差不多都有男朋友了
‪我们的生活也太多姿多彩了吧

401
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,786
‪德维很紧张

402
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,962
‪作为一个无所不知的女孩

403
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,291
‪她不知所措了

404
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,496
‪帕克斯顿拒绝和她说话
‪她要怎样才能挽回呢？

405
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,967
‪-他坐在不到半米远的地方 但是…
‪-德维

406
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,879
‪我刚刚问了你一个问题

407
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,717
‪该死 沙皮罗老师
‪刚刚问了德维一个问题

408
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,933
‪我也没听见 我光顾着和你们说话了

409
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,024
‪说出纳粹想要消灭的七个族群

410
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,600
‪犹太人、残疾人

411
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,647
‪共济会、西班牙共和党人

412
00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:00,191
‪同性恋、耶和华见证者 还有…

413
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,992
‪我可以说吗 沙皮罗老师？

414
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,162
‪好

415
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,035
‪还有罗姆人 沙皮罗老师

416
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,908
‪对了 本 做得好

417
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,285
‪没关系的 德维

418
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,751
‪我知道记住七个知识点很难

419
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,832
‪对 我希望纳粹把你杀了

420
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,377
‪德维 什么情况？

421
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,881
‪是啊 德维 请和班上同学分享一下
‪你嘟囔什么呢

422
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,926
‪我说我希望纳粹把本杀了

423
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,345
‪天啊…

424
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,598
‪什么情况 德维？

425
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,925
‪你不能就这样希望纳粹把同学杀掉

426
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,138
‪特别是…

427
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,734
‪-犹太人？
‪-是 很对 是你自己说的

428
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,283
‪德维 现在向本道歉

429
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,740
‪-对不起
‪-你还得再有诚意些

430
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,662
‪对不起 我搞砸了

431
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,740
‪我就是个乱七八糟会搞砸一切的人

432
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,697
‪永远也找不到幸福

433
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,118
‪我凭什么呢？我根本不值得爱

434
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,627
‪我是个不尊敬妈妈的粗鲁的青少年

435
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,629
‪我希望我才是
‪死在101公路上的那个人

436
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,922
‪这想法有点消极

437
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:08,181
‪格拉布校长 如果你同意的话
‪我不想告她了

438
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,311
‪好 我们也没在讨论这个问题 本

439
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,807
‪那不如你们自己解决一下

440
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,349
‪别告诉你们家长 好吗？

441
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:26,856
‪本 对不起 我不希望纳粹杀了你

442
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,491
‪没关系

443
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,493
‪我能看得出你遇到了更大的问题

444
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:33,365
‪除了被比你聪明的人碾压了之外

445
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,249
‪我猜约会不顺利吧

446
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:41,338
‪每个人都觉得希拉和我是完美的一对

447
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,840
‪参加在丽莎范德庞的餐厅
‪举办的慈善晚宴

448
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,382
‪她是我爸爸的客户

449
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,085
‪是 你总能说到这个

450
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,885
‪是 但我想说的是 就算是希拉和我
‪也有高潮有低谷

451
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,010
‪但我们总能解决问题

452
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,806
‪因为我在思想上推动她
‪她用她的性感提升我

453
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,141
‪你真恶心 格罗斯

454
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,555
‪但是谢谢

455
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,994
‪（加里索蒂细胞生物实验室）

456
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,865
‪史蒂夫 等等 我们不能再约会了

457
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,250
‪什么？

458
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,539
‪这很复杂

459
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,542
‪但我父母希望我和别人在一起

460
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,923
‪（加州理工田径队）

461
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,215
‪因为我是一个很差的田径队的教练？

462
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,049
‪加州理工就不是出好运动员的地方

463
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,724
‪队里大部分人都不好意思穿短裤

464
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,262
‪不 不是这样的

465
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,925
‪我爸妈完全不知道你的存在

466
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,180
‪但是我们都约会三个月了

467
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,437
‪三个月以来我们很开心

468
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:42,519
‪你带我去了城里很多很棒的地方

469
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,686
‪好莱坞标志、威尼斯海滩
‪橄榄花园餐厅

470
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:50,697
‪但我对我的家人有责任 对不起

471
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,492
‪再见 史蒂夫

472
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:14,045
‪为你和帕克斯顿上床感到骄傲

473
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,647
‪妈妈 我饿了

474
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,439
‪家里没吃的了 只有爆米花

475
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,283
‪薯片、鹰嘴豆泥和剩菜之类的

476
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,199
‪妈妈 你在哪儿呢？

477
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,280
‪我知道你在家 你车在外面呢

478
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,741
‪妈妈！

479
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,641
‪卡玛拉 柠檬汁太酸了

480
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:02,886
‪那就别喝！

481
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,357
‪天啊 对不起

482
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:10,903
‪我决定留下小摩托

483
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,696
‪不是留给德维 仅供我个人使用

484
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,490
‪钥匙我会藏起来 就这样

485
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,043
‪还有

486
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,449
‪你要是再敢对我出言不逊

487
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,668
‪你不仅仅永远开不上小摩托

488
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:24,998
‪连车都没机会开

489
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,497
‪因为你死定了

490
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,500
‪我明白 对不起

491
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,256
‪我很期待卷饼之夜

492
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,853
‪卡玛拉 柠檬汁太酸了

493
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,637
‪请原谅我担心这个家的糖摄入量

494
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,319
‪德维 有个男生找你

495
00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,783
‪-你好
‪-你好

496
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,333
‪我们到这边来说

497
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,383
‪我想为我昨天的话道歉

498
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,339
‪我只是对我姐姐太有保护欲了

499
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,588
‪她以前总被别人欺负…

500
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,296
‪甚至是我本来当成朋友的人

501
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,474
‪我猜我一直都有点保护欲太强

502
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,271
‪就好像我爸妈刚刚收养她的时候

503
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,272
‪我每天晚上都拿着海棉枪守在她床边

504
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,482
‪所以现在我家猫只有一只眼睛了

505
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,188
‪帕克斯顿 我不会嘲笑你姐姐的

506
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,947
‪她很潮 比我酷多了

507
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,241
‪-不许笑
‪-妈妈！

508
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,985
‪很遗憾您有小儿麻痹症
‪维什瓦库马尔医生

509
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,248
‪什么？

510
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,289
‪感谢你的道歉

511
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:50,093
‪既然我们和好了
‪那明天你家车库见？

512
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,046
‪说实话我觉得还是算了

513
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,052
‪有点怪怪的 你觉得呢？

514
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,593
‪是 当然 我也正要说这个呢

515
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:01,473
‪好

516
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,679
‪那我们学校见

517
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:10,540
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