1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,011 [dramatic music playing] 2 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,151 I hate you! 3 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,110 -[clock chimes] -[screams] 4 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,019 [door opens] 5 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,186 What is going on? What happened? 6 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,615 Aravind? We weren't expecting you till tomorrow morning. 7 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:37,617 Devi, why are you screaming at your uncle? 8 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,874 -Uh, cause he scared the crap out of me. -[chuckles] 9 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,707 [Devi] What are you doing here, Aravind Periyappa? 10 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,792 Currently, I'm looking for mustard. 11 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,918 He's also here to be the male chaperone for Prashant's visit. 12 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,626 Hey, let me help you. You come. Sit, sit. 13 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,387 You must be so tired after driving all the way from San Jose. 14 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,680 I'm sorry if I frightened you, 15 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,224 but you left the spare key under the mat. 16 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:03,188 And as the owner of the number two home security company in San Jose area, 17 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:05,771 I must say your house is very easy to break into. 18 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:10,777 I know, Aravind. You try and sell me a security system every visit. 19 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,862 What if Prashant came here tomorrow, 20 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:16,077 and found everyone chopped up into little pieces by a murderer? 21 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,793 That would leave him with a very bad impression of our family. 22 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,790 Hey, why did you have to use a spare key? Why didn't someone let you in? 23 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:25,503 Kamala was asleep. I could hear her beautiful snoring from upstairs, 24 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,535 and Devi just got home. 25 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,092 Where were you? 26 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,261 And what are you wearing? 27 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,052 Uh... 28 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,803 Sweats. I went for a run. 29 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:34,795 -At night? -At night? 30 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,846 You cannot run in Los Angeles at night. 31 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,811 This is the city of Charles Manson and Harvey Weinstein! 32 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,392 I think it's okay. 33 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:43,977 The worst criminal in our neighborhood 34 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,152 is the lady who watered her lawn during the drought. 35 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,821 I reported her, and she's been punished accordingly. 36 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,985 All right. It's very late. 37 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,399 I want to be fresh to meet Kamala's future husband tomorrow, 38 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:54,908 so let's all get some sleep. 39 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:57,579 I don't know if I can fall asleep in a house 40 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,869 where a burglar can walk in at any time and murder me, 41 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,537 but I will do my best. 42 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,833 Good night, Periyappa. 43 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,878 ♪ Tide, tide turning ♪ 44 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,052 ♪ The waves come crashing... ♪ 45 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,471 [McEnroe] Devi mistaking her uncle for her dad 46 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,970 had dug up a memory she'd buried deep inside. 47 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,052 I hate you! 48 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,848 [McEnroe] She was so rattled by it, 49 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,891 she almost forgot a much more exciting new memory. 50 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,226 She just kissed Paxton fricking Hall fricking Yoshida! 51 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,312 [romantic music playing] 52 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,736 Paxton. Think about Paxton. 53 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,452 [sighs] Dammit! 54 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,377 Not everything is about you and your problems! 55 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:59,140 Maybe you would benefit from a different approach. 56 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,306 You've turned into this fake person 57 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:03,980 who doesn't give a shit about her real friends! 58 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:04,928 [Devi] I hate you! 59 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,110 [Devi screams] 60 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,689 [McEnroe] Looks like it's gonna be a long night. 61 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,696 Devi, come on. Get up. Prashant's gonna be here in an hour. 62 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:18,910 Mom. 63 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,619 Can't I have a little more time? I barely slept last night. 64 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,912 [Nalini] Out of be right now and put on something nice. 65 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,246 How about that pretty dress I got at Costco 66 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,212 while buying our annual supply of toilet paper? 67 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,382 [McEnroe] Oh, that dress? 68 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,800 It's currently sitting in the back of Paxton's Jeep, soaked in pool water. 69 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,969 Yeah. I can't wear that. 70 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,299 I mean, I'll look too good. 71 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,514 We want Prashant to fall in love with Kamala and not me, right? 72 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:42,926 You know what? Wear whatever you want. 73 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,604 But please, just remember, today is Kamala's day, 74 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:48,563 so let's not have any of the usual Devi nonsense. 75 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,654 I don't know what you mean by "Devi nonsense." 76 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,941 I returned home last night to find you screaming in your uncle's face. 77 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,026 Fair enough. 78 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,449 I promise to be on my best behavior. 79 00:03:58,529 --> 00:03:59,409 [cell phone vibrating] 80 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,369 [McEnroe] Shit! Maybe it's Paxton, or Fabiola trying to apologize. 81 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:06,250 And I am taking this to my room. Don't need you distracted today. 82 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,159 What if it's a college offering early admission? 83 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:12,418 Devi, for once can you please try not to make my life any harder? 84 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:14,961 I hate you! 85 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:19,005 Kanna, you do not say such things to your mother. 86 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:24,393 She can say whatever she wants to me 'cause I'm not the irresponsible girl 87 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,932 who lost her sheet music right before her concert started! 88 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,847 That doesn't mean I deserve to be grounded for two weeks. 89 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,107 Oh, yes, it does! 90 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,108 Maybe it will teach you not to be so thoughtless! 91 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,610 Nalini, please calm down. 92 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:39,492 I will not come down when this child insists on being such a headache to me! 93 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:43,030 [McEnroe] Devi had hoped she'd slept that memory off, but there it was again. 94 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,536 Of all days, today she needed to be normal. 95 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,328 So she had no choice but to shove that memory back down 96 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,413 to where it came from. 97 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,827 Yeah. Okay, Mom. I'll be good. 98 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,746 Just let me get dressed. 99 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,165 Okay. I'm sure whatever you wear will be very nice. 100 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,594 Now, I need to help Kamala get ready. 101 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,973 Just gonna rub a little coconut oil in her hair so she smells like his mother. 102 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,388 Steve, you have nothing to worry about. 103 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,182 [Steve] What if this guy sweeps you off your feet? 104 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,306 I read on Wikipedia 105 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,022 sometimes these Indian guys come down the aisle on a horse! 106 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:15,023 It's not my wedding day. It's just lunch. 107 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,226 [Steve] Why can't you just leave? 108 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,863 -I'm parked around the block. -You're what? 109 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,780 Please go. That street is permit parking only! 110 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:22,743 You'll get a ticket! 111 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,242 -You are worth the $40. -Please stop calling. 112 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,615 I promise I will call you after lunch is over. 113 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,754 This is so unfair. Do you see what Kamala is doing? 114 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,790 I wasn't doing anything. 115 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,333 She gets to be on her phone. How come you're not yelling at her? 116 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:37,247 Don't bother your cousin, sweetie. She doesn't need any extra pressure. 117 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,167 Today's lunch will determine whether or not she has a happy life. 118 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,586 Great. Thank you for relieving the pressure, Auntie. 119 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:44,546 Come on. 120 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,008 [light rock music playing] 121 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,306 [sighs deeply] 122 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:53,643 Now, as a wife, it's great to have your own opinions, 123 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,608 but remember, sometimes Prashant will come home from work 124 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,109 and just want to watch cricket. 125 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,981 Well, I plan to work too. 126 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,068 Of course, kanna. I'm a modern man. 127 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:06,414 I know that you'll want to work until you have children. 128 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,451 All sons. Fingers crossed. 129 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:11,791 Remind me again, Aravind Periyappa, were you ever married? 130 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,251 Devi, don't pry into your uncle's personal life. 131 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:15,957 [Aravind laughs] 132 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,169 Oh, Devi, there have been many women 133 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,633 who wanted to settle down with old Aravind, 134 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,841 but I'm sort of a lone wolf. 135 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,255 Hard to pin down. 136 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,933 The problem with being a security expert is allowing someone to... 137 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,431 break into your heart. 138 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:32,636 [doorbell rings] 139 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,095 It's Prashant. I will open the door. 140 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,726 Aravind, behind me to my left. Kamala, to my right. 141 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,114 Devi, next to her. Devi, make sure you favor your left side. 142 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,361 Kamala, both your sides are equally good. 143 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,030 Come on. 144 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:46,947 Deep breath. 145 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:51,663 Prashant? 146 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,080 Hello. 147 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:55,422 Whoa, damn. You're hot. 148 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,378 Devi, don't say that to a stranger. 149 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,628 I'm sorry I called you hot. 150 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,919 It's just, like, we were expecting an uggo. 151 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,631 -Ow. -No, no, it's okay. 152 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:05,223 Uh, thank you for not thinking I'm an uggo. 153 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,716 Hi, I'm Prashant. 154 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,802 [romantic music playing] 155 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,758 Kamala. 156 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,346 Oh, Prashant, please, please come in. 157 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,397 Welcome, welcome. Take your shoes off. Uh-huh. 158 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,822 -Welcome to out house. -Wow, it's beautiful. 159 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:23,730 Mm-hmm. 160 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,648 Wow. What an amazing grandfather clock. 161 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:29,026 Oh! [laughs] What, this old thing? Priceless family heirloom. 162 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,945 Um, Kamala, I brought you a small gift. 163 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:34,124 Oh, that's so sweet. 164 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,745 [Nalini] Oh, Swarovski crystals. 165 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,260 He knows his Indian women. 166 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,882 A beaver is kind of a weird choice, Prashant. 167 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,546 No, it's perfect. 168 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,224 It's the mascot of Caltech. 169 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:51,927 How thoughtful. 170 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,433 It was my college mascot too, at MIT. 171 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,845 -After all, the beaver is... -[together] Nature's engineer. 172 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:59,904 I just googled the price. Wow, that's valuable. 173 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,816 Now you really need a home security system. 174 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,819 Why don't I put that somewhere safe? 175 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,401 -I can take it to your room, Kamala. -Thank you, Devi. 176 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:10,985 Don't take too long, and don't waste your time looking for your phone. 177 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,283 It's very well hidden. 178 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,161 Prashant, you must be hungry. 179 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,374 Please come, sit. 180 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:23,536 Steve? Oh, my God! You scared the crap out of me. 181 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,335 You almost made me drop this expensive-ass beaver! 182 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:27,592 Nature's engineer? 183 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,471 Did he give that to her? 184 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,970 Yeah, but what are you doing here? 185 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,103 I'm rescuing my love from sexual slavery. 186 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,680 It looks like you're just reading an Indian hair magazine. 187 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,556 Shouldn't you like storm down and get her? 188 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,943 I was going to, but I didn't know how big Prashant was, 189 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,983 and also, I'm scared of your mom. 190 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,902 Okay. It doesn't seem like you'll be storming anywhere. 191 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:50,235 You just stay here, and I'll get Kamala. 192 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,373 I thought I came to America for the great education, 193 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:59,042 but I think my favorite part might be the ice cream. 194 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:00,961 There are so many flavors here. 195 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,875 Way more than just pistachio. 196 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:06,379 My favorite part is that traffic is separated into two directions. 197 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,512 It's adorable. 198 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,304 That took long enough. 199 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,052 Sorry. I was busy trying to find the perfect spot 200 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,934 for the crystal beaver in Kamala's room. 201 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:17,101 In fact, I think she should check out where I put it. 202 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:19,311 -No, that's okay. I trust you. -You shouldn't. 203 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,772 You should really see the beaver for yourself. 204 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,018 You're never gonna believe where it ended up. 205 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,895 A shelf? A table? 206 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:28,185 -Now I'm curious. Can I go see? -No! 207 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,204 Kamala should be alone with the crystal beaver 208 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,530 and figure out what the future holds for the two of them. 209 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:38,291 Okay. I guess I'll go look. 210 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,699 [exhales] 211 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,924 [Prashant] So, Uncle, you're a security system... 212 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,329 What are you up to? 213 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,997 I thought we said no Devi nonsense. 214 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,086 [Aravind] ...in the south San Jose area. 215 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,883 Nalini, please calm down. 216 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:54,715 I will not calm down when this child insists on being such a headache to me! 217 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:55,892 Oh, my God. Dad! 218 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,560 Devi is not a headache. 219 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,024 The concert starts in 30 minutes. 220 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,849 So let's stop yelling at each other and look for the sheet music together, 221 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:07,106 and when we come home later, I will fix this. 222 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,150 Kanna, please go upstairs and check again. 223 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,444 Upstairs! 224 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,913 Yeah, yeah. Take your time going up! 225 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,575 [McEnroe] Okay, keep it together, Devi. 226 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,988 You don't need to go back there. Stay in the present. 227 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:23,457 I'm sure whatever your Uncle Aravind is saying is really interesting. 228 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,369 Focus. 229 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,787 [Aravind] What people don't realize 230 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,665 is that most home burglaries happen during the daytime. 231 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:33,343 That's why I recommend clients live as far north on their blocks as possible 232 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,804 where days are shorter. 233 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,473 -Hello, Kamala. -Oh, my God. Steve? 234 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:43,933 Why are you here? 235 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,688 Because you shouldn't be bought and sold by your family like a prized calf. 236 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:50,728 That's not what's happening here, and that also feels a little racial. 237 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,686 I want a chance to make my offer. 238 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,697 Let me start by saying I don't have a ring. 239 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,279 No, no, no. Get up. 240 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,656 I don't want to marry you. 241 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,621 But you want to marry that stranger downstairs? 242 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,121 No, I don't want to marry anyone! 243 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,075 [sighs] 244 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,501 Oh, Steve, you're so sweet, 245 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,384 and handsome, and surprisingly good at mini golf, 246 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,054 and I appreciate you being my first boyfriend, but-- 247 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,091 Oh, no. 248 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,470 Did I just talk you into breaking up with me? 249 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,561 Sorry, but I think you did. 250 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,848 So, Uncle tells me you're a dermatologist, Auntie. 251 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:28,064 She is.  We have a lot of doctors in the family. 252 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:32,065 Cousin Manju started her cardiology residency at 18. 253 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,399 Devi, you have some catching up to do. 254 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,525 Well, Cousin Manju is also a 28-year-old virgin. 255 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:38,613 So, I'm good. 256 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,278 [laughs] 257 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,826 [laughs] 258 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:45,499 [McEnroe] The day was turning around. Forget those pesky flashbacks. 259 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,579 Devi had reined in her brain and was being charming as hell. 260 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,246 So, Devi, what are you into? 261 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:54,295 Oh, this young lady is a very talented musician. 262 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,915 Devi, why don't you play something on your harp? 263 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,965 [dramatic music playing] 264 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,521 [Aravind] Devi. Hello? 265 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:08,393 Don't leave us music lovers waiting. 266 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:12,107 Devi is, uh, actually taking  a little break from the harp right now. 267 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,649 Kanna, why don't you just help me clear the table? 268 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,784 I don't know about you, 269 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,360 but now all I can think about is hearing some harp. 270 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,737 [whispering] What's wrong with you? You're acting so strange. 271 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,117 I'm fine. I think I'm having low blood sugar. 272 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,874 I don't see how. You ate five samosas. 273 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,626 I'm sorry. I'm just under a lot of stress right now. 274 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,086 How are your legs? Can you feel this? 275 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,920 -Yes, and it hurts! Stop pinching me. -Okay. 276 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,876 My legs are fine. Everything's fine. 277 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,216 Okay. Good, good. 278 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,721 I just don't want Prashant to tell his family that we're weird. 279 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,853 Okay, look. You go back in there. You talk to him. 280 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,851 I'm gonna go see what's taking Kamala so long. 281 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,441 No, Mom, wait! 282 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,190 No, it's not because you're bad at sex. 283 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:55,860 -Oh, God. -[door closes] 284 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,651 Kamala, what is your boyfriend doing here when your future husband is here? 285 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,157 -How did you know that I had a boyfriend? -It's pretty obvious. 286 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,949 All the sneaking around, all the whispered phone calls. 287 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,374 I also saw him fall off the roof a couple of mornings ago. 288 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,583 I'm so sorry, Kamala. I tried to stop her, 289 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,673 but she shot up here like a frigging panther. 290 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:12,879 I have let you down, Auntie. 291 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,798 You welcomed me into your home, and I've been lying to you. 292 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,548 [McEnroe] Devi felt bad for her cousin. 293 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,800 She knew the storm that was about to be unleashed on her. 294 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,973 This was gonna be a bloodbath. 295 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,972 It's okay. I understand. 296 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,306 Huh? You understand? 297 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,520 You have literally never said that to me before. 298 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:31,731 Devi, please. 299 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,607 [Nalini] All I'm saying is 300 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,528 I know there are some real hunks on the Caltech campus. 301 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,485 I've watched Big Bang Theory. 302 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,738 So you're not mad? 303 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,860 Of course not. 304 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,276 What the hell is going on here? 305 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,704 Look, no one is forcing you to do anything. 306 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,833 All a family can do is just point you in the right direction. 307 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,251 -What if I'm the right direction? -You're not. 308 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,420 Okay, we need to get him out of here before Prashant or Aravind see him. 309 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,090 Uh, he can go back out the window. 310 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,418 No, no, he can't. It's too risky. 311 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,924 Aravind might just hear him clomping around on the roof. 312 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,216 Then he'll have to go out the front door, 313 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,890 but we'll need a distraction. 314 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,299 Devi? 315 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,024 Yeah, I can do that. 316 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:13,983 Get up. 317 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,767 Prashant, I noticed that you carry your cell phone in your front pocket. 318 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,988 Is that because you do not wish to have any children? 319 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:24,818 Hi. Would either of you care to have your chai in the living room? 320 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,065 Oh, God, yes. 321 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:29,406 Uh, no, thank you. I prefer to lift my tea from dining table level. 322 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,703 But wouldn't rather sit in a more comfortable seat? 323 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,044 No. 324 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,873 Okay. 325 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,127 Um... 326 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,512 What if I played my harp for you? 327 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,471 Really? How wonderful! 328 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,770 [tuning harp] 329 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,561 Sorry. It's been a minute. 330 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,310 I just need to tune this thing. 331 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,226 It's fine. Take your time. 332 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,034 [tuning harp] 333 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,780 [Prashant] Are you okay, Devi? 334 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,623 You don't have to play if you don't want to. 335 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,448 Maybe we should wait until Kamala and Nalini come back. 336 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,164 What's taking them so long? 337 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,501 No, it's fine. I'm ready. 338 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,421 [playing song] 339 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,811 Kanna, look what I got you. It's a harp. 340 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,231 Harp? I wanted a guitar. 341 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,437 [Mohan] No, you don't. Come here. 342 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,943 Any idiot can play the guitar. It only has six strings. 343 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,694 How many strings do you see here? 344 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,896 -A million. -Exactly. 345 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,452 [Mohan] See, this is an instrument for a real musician. 346 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,911 You're far too special for a stupid guitar. 347 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,695 Prodigy. 348 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,084 [McEnroe] Hey, this is kind of a breakthrough. 349 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,708 Devi is playing the harp again? 350 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,592 Maybe she's all better now. 351 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:04,924 Shall we go? 352 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,057 [door closes] 353 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,181 Goodbye, Steve. 354 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,138 I'm sorry if I've hurt you. 355 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,308 You did. 356 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,647 Is Devi home? 357 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,923 [song ends] 358 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,171 [Ararvind and Prashant clapping] 359 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,961 How wonderful! You're very talented, Devi. 360 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,795 Prashant, we should set her up with your little brother. 361 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,761 Your brother Arun, not the one who works at Massage Envy. 362 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,303 [Nalini] Hello, everyone. 363 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,886 [laughs] Here is Kamala. 364 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,474 I'm just gonna steal Devi for a second. 365 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,404 Did you get rid of Steve? How hard did he cry? 366 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,645 Paxton? 367 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,783 There are more boys coming and going in this house 368 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,240 than the GameStop at the mall. 369 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,609 Look, I can go. It seems like a bad time. 370 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,991 -You just weren't responding to texts. -Don't go, Paxton. 371 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:18,575 You haven't returned Devi back her dress that she took off in your car. 372 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,581 Okay, I did take off my dress and leave it in his car, 373 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,536 -but not in the way you think I did. -Don't even try. 374 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,507 I cannot believe you because you keep lying to me. 375 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,549 She's telling the truth, Dr. Vishwakumar. She fell in the pool at the party, 376 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,973 so I gave her a change of clothes. 377 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,722 -[Nalini] A party? -Oh, shit. 378 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,433 [sarcastically] Thank you so much, Paxton, for clearing that up. 379 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:43,060 So, not only did you disobey me by going to this party last night, 380 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,645 you were so sober, you fell into the pool, 381 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,861 and then did God knows what with this boy in his car. 382 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,565 All we did was kiss. 383 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,861 You what? 384 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,954 [McEnroe] Paxton, these are very unforced errors. 385 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,741 Oh, Devi, this is just terrific. 386 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,405 Great decision making. 387 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,414 Why don't you just let this idiot knock you up? 388 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,501 Maybe Princeton will allow you to raise a little baby in your dorm room. 389 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,793 He's not an idiot. 390 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,546 Oh, I'm sorry. Is he an honors student? I had no idea. My apologies, Paxton. 391 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,050 [McEnroe] Even though Nalini was talking out of frustration 392 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,262 more than anything else, 393 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,052 Paxton was stung by these little digs at his intelligence. 394 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,506 -I'm gonna go. -Mmm. 395 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,966 You must have a very busy day returning dresses to other smart girls 396 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,888 whose futures you're trying to ruin. 397 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:23,886 Mom, stop. 398 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,437 What was that? 399 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,111 I barely did anything. 400 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,319 I kissed one boy one time. 401 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,779 Meanwhile, the guy Kamala's having sex with 402 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,860 just broke into our house, and you don't even care. 403 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:38,159 Well, I'll say it again. I'm not surprised someone has broken into this house. 404 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,870 This seems like a very private conversation. 405 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:43,868 [Kamala] Prashant... 406 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,753 I am so sorry. 407 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,877 I was seeing someone, 408 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,966 and he did kind of just break into the house. 409 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:59,351 Was it the guys who was climbing the tree outside when I arrived? 410 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,719 I thought he was the landscaper. 411 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,346 Yes, that was Steve. 412 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,182 So this was all a waste of time? 413 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,435 Wow. I feel like I'm being pranked. 414 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,060 No. No, I would never prank you. 415 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,188 I hate pranks. 416 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,494 I don't understand why America has a national holiday to celebrate them. 417 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,819 I agree. April Fools' is way scarier than Halloween. 418 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:17,775 [chuckles softly] 419 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:22,235 Look, Prashant, I am so sorry this happened, 420 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,787 but I promise you I'm not with Steve anymore. 421 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,962 But also... I don't think I'm ready to get engaged today. 422 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,174 [laughs] Well, that is very clear. 423 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,756 That doesn't mean I won't ever be. 424 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:39,093 This all just feels so strange at the moment. 425 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,008 I know. It's weird for me too. 426 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,718 To be honest, I'm actually relieved 427 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,267 you aren't some Goody Two-shoes who does everything you're told. 428 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,442 It makes you more interesting. 429 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,479 -You think so? -Definitely. 430 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,315 Every other Indian girl I've been set up with 431 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,900 has tried to act like my mother. 432 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,855 [laughs] Yes. What is that about? 433 00:19:56,945 --> 00:20:00,365 I don't know, but I'm certainly not trying to go to bed with my mother every night. 434 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,029 [both laugh] 435 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:06,078 I know you just had another man climbing on you roof, 436 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,503 so maybe I'm an idiot for saying this, but I can't help it. 437 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I kinda like you. 438 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,128 I kinda like you too. 439 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,223 And your family is very... 440 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,046 entertaining. 441 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,141 What if we just kept this between us? 442 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,720 Took things slow. Just got to know each other. 443 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:28,193 Are you saying you don't want my uncle around every time we talk? 444 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,848 I'd prefer if he were not. 445 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,187 I would too. 446 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,651 -[both laugh] -[door opens] 447 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,781 Two secret boyfriends have entered this house 448 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:37,948 during a lunch to decide this family's future. 449 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,448 What is it when I'm not here? Three secret boyfriends? 450 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,570 This household is out of control! 451 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,658 It's not out of control. 452 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,496 I'd argue it's too under control. 453 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,458 Devi, do not talk back to your uncle. 454 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:52,208 The lack of discipline and respect here is astounding to me. 455 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,671 When you return to India, this behavior will be put to bed! 456 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,214 We're going to India? 457 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,717 Can't we vacation in Aspen like Ben's family? 458 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,340 It's the playground of the rich and famous. 459 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,806 [laughs] You're not just going on vacation to India, young lady. 460 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,890 Mom, what is he talking about? 461 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:12,399 Sweetheart, your uncle and I have been  talking for the past month or so 462 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:15,979 about how hard it's been for us here, especially with family being so far away-- 463 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,776 Oh, my God. You want us to move to India? 464 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,146 I... 465 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,330 I think it would be better for us. 466 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,408 -I need to go to my room. -[Nalini] Devi... 467 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,461 Aravind. 468 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,338 -Devi, listen to me. -No, I don't want to. 469 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,130 Look, I'll know it'll be a big change, but I think we need it. 470 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,934 Look, I feel like a stranger here, and I don't have a support system, 471 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,469 and frankly, without your father around, I just... 472 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,353 I just feel like I'm really struggling to raise you. 473 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,431 [sentimental music playing] 474 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,106 [sighs] 475 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,358 [Nalini] You are too easy on her. 476 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,985 No, I'm not. I have a different approach. 477 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,201 Okay, great. Then why don't you raise her? 478 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:08,332 Because I give up. I am done. She's too headstrong and doesn't listen. 479 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,370 Whoever this child is, I am through with her! 480 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,664 -[Mohan] Nalini-- -[Nalini] No, that's your child. 481 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,745 She's no daughter of mine. 482 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,008 I understand you're struggling to raise me. 483 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,430 You're struggling to raise me 'cause you don't like me. 484 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,215 What? Don't like you? That's not true. 485 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,060 I heard what you said the night Dad died. 486 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,135 You said I wasn't your daughter. 487 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,484 I know I'm just a burden to you. 488 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,154 So you can go to India alone. 489 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,322 Or maybe take Kamala with you. 490 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,493 She's the daughter you actually wanted. 491 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,317 Devi, that's not fair. 492 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,946 [crying] What's not fair 493 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,993 is that I lost the only parent that actually cared about me. 494 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,884 I wish you were the one that died that night. 495 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:58,786 [door slams] 496 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,507 [harp music playing]