1 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,139 [McEnroe] Even though her family had a nice time at Ganesh Puja, 2 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:17,559 Nalini had not forgiven Devi  for drinking at a no-parents party 3 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:19,436 and being bitten by a coyote. 4 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,439 So Devi was grounded  and forced to become a house servant. 5 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,399 Currently, she was on ironing duty.  6 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,317 Man, this is boring. 7 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:29,237 I’m a tennis commentator, not a golf commentator. 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,323 You know what? We’re gonna jump ship and check in with Fabiola, 9 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:34,659 who has much more interesting things going on. 10 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:39,205 Fabiola had told no one she was gay, except her robot, Gears Brosnan. 11 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:42,625 She knew the next logical step was to come out to some humans, 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,335 specifically her family. 13 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:48,214 So, I bet you're all wondering why I've called this family meeting. 14 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,382 I certainly am. 15 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:52,302 Hey, can we make this quick? My frat has a rush event in 15. 16 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,721 Yes. I just need a minute of your guys' time. 17 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,097 [inhales deeply] 18 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,559 What I'm about to tell you is pretty personal. 19 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,103 I hope that you won't look at me any differently. 20 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,105 I'm still the same Fabiola. 21 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,232 Did that Alex Gomez boy get you pregnant? 22 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,026 -It's always the short ones. -[Fabiola] What? 23 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,570 [stammers] No, ew. He didn't. Not even close. 24 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:15,116 What I want to say is that I am... 25 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:21,790 I am... 26 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:27,003 [McEnroe] Come on, Fabiola. You can do this. Just one more word. 27 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,338 I am... 28 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,928 switching from AP French to AP Latin this year. 29 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:37,931 Okay. 30 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:38,932 Um... 31 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,475 I'm a little shocked. 32 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:43,436 [inhales] And I gotta say, you sort of blindsided me here. 33 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:47,440 If I'm being really honest, this isn't the life I imagined for you. 34 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,776 We have that trip planned to Marseilles next summer-- 35 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:50,902 Honey. 36 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,613 We are so glad 37 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,865 that you felt comfortable enough to tell us this. 38 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,745 [McEnroe] You'll get 'em next time, Fabiola. 39 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,705 You'll carpe diem another diem. 40 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,341 I can't take it. I'm like a straight-up indentured servant. 41 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,261 My mom won't let me leave the house, except for school events. 42 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:19,722 And tonight, she wants me to clear the black widows out of our chimney. 43 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,892 Ugh, well, I hope you're done with your grounding soon, 44 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,270 and then we can party like at spring break! 45 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,230 [gasps] Oh, which reminds me, 46 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,399 my mom just sent this to me. 47 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,109 Her ship just arrived in Cancún. 48 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,653 [McEnroe] Eleanor had caught the drama bug from her mother, 49 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,364 an aspiring actress, who abandoned Eleanor when she was seven. 50 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:37,615 What kind of mother would I be 51 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,409 if I didn't teach you to follow your dreams? 52 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,369 That's why I'm leaving you to follow my dreams. 53 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:43,746 [McEnroe] Currently, she stars  in Thoroughly Modern Millie 54 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,998 on a Weight Watchers cruise. 55 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,458 Wow. That card's dark. 56 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,043 Your mom's cool. 57 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,172 I know. I wish she were here to help me with my audition 58 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,924 for The Glass Menagerie this week. She's such a pro. 59 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,303 I mean, she's tried out for almost every role on TV. 60 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,429 [sighs] That-- 61 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,015 Fab, what's wrong? 62 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,476 You usually house a bag of Doritos in, like, 20 seconds. 63 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,730 No, I was just... saying grace. 64 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,064 Amen. 65 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:13,193 Now it is time for flavor city. 66 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,528 Nom, nom, nom. 67 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:18,281 Hey, Coyote Girl. Over here. 68 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,785 [McEnroe] While Devi may have become persona non grata at home, 69 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,954 at school, she was grata as hell. 70 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,332 [club music playing] 71 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,130 Oh, my God. 72 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,466 Paxton just publicly acknowledged you. 73 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:39,719 Do they want me to go over there? You guys should come with me. 74 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,095 -No. -No. 75 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,805 We will only weigh you down. 76 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,599 This is a journey you're meant to take alone. 77 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:48,478 [McEnroe] Devi still had not told her friends the truth about Paxton. 78 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:52,649 But to be fair, he had said  she looked good at Ganesh Puja. 79 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:56,736 So it seemed like hooking up might still be a possibility. 80 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,031 -[Trent] Lil' D! -That's me. 81 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,533 All right, wait. Lil' D or Coyote Girl? What are we going with? 82 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,535 -[all laugh] -[Trent] Yo. 83 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,621 [phone chimes] 84 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,377 [Nalini] Just a reminder, you need to come home straight after school. 85 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,836 Once you're done with the chimney, 86 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,465 I volunteered you to go next door to help old Mrs. Finch cut her toenails. 87 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:18,925 [Ben] What do you mean Eric's sick? 88 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:21,177 He's supposed to be goddamn Equatorial Guinea. 89 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,845 It's not a big deal, Ben. 90 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,765 We've showed up to Model UN conferences a man down before. 91 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:29,352 I mean, a man or woman down before. 92 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,938 A they/them down before. 93 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,982 Never when I was on the Security Council. 94 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:37,318 I need every loser I can get to make me look smarter by comparison. 95 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,487 What's the point of spending the night in Davis 96 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,447 if I'm not winning the Best Delegate gavel? 97 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,657 [McEnroe] To an average teen, 98 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:45,868 a Model UN trip to UC Davis might seem like a real drag. 99 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,537 But to a teen under house arrest, 100 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,707 it sounded like a one-way ticket to freedom USA. 101 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:55,753 [Devi] I love Mrs. Finch, but can someone else go work on her feet? 102 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:59,799 Because there's an overnight school event that would be great for my college resume. 103 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,803 Did you see Devi's text? 104 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,972 I guess she's going on the Model UN trip. 105 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:09,851 [laughs] Wow. She must be desperate to get out of her house. 106 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,853 Those kids are real losers. 107 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,982 Oh, did I tell you? I now do all my homework with a quill pen. 108 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:17,567 Eleanor, right? 109 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,402 [stammers] Uh... I think so. 110 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,447 I think your mom was our server at Casa Mexico last night. 111 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,324 She was cool. Gave us extra chips. 112 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,617 What? That's impossible. 113 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,119 No, for real. 114 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,872 No. My mother's an actress on a cruise 115 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,833 that's currently docked in the vibrant city of Cancún. 116 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:38,921 All right. Well, my mom knew her and talked to her and stuff, 117 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,424 but maybe she was confused. Whatever. 118 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,010 You don't know what the hell you're talking about. 119 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:48,306 [stammers] You can't just start a rumor about someone's mom like that. 120 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,017 Clearly, you think all Asian women look alike. 121 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:54,771 You're a racist, Paxton Hall-Yoshida! 122 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,356 I'm part Japanese. 123 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,066 Whoa. You are? 124 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,151 What do you think Yoshida is, bro? 125 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,362 Oh. 126 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:06,199 Clearly, this is touchy for some reason that I don't care about. 127 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:09,952 Honestly, I didn't really think I'd have to talk to you guys for this long. 128 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:10,870 Let's go. 129 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,414 I'm sorry I didn't realize you were Asian, bro. 130 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,208 I'll try to be more observant in the future. 131 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,919 [Paxton] You've met my dad like 40 times, Trent. 132 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,587 [Trent] I thought that was your neighbor. 133 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:24,008 MUN fam, we're gonna crush this diplomacy so hard, 134 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,511 they'll be calling all of us Mr. Worldwide, 135 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,388 and not just my dad's client, Pitbull. 136 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,515 -Because who are we? -Sherman Oaks High! 137 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:32,725 -And what do we do? -Model UN! 138 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,143 And-- What are you doing here? 139 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,353 Model UN! 140 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,772 Ben, I know you were worried about us not having a full team, 141 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:41,776 but God, whoever she is, is smiling on us today. 142 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:43,820 What the hell? 143 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,364 This is a clear violation of our pact. 144 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:50,701 [McEnroe] Years ago, Ben and Devi split all extracurriculars down the middle, 145 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,036 except for sports, 146 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:55,415 which required too much locker room nudity for either of them. 147 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,875 You're joking. That was in sixth grade. 148 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,169 This is my turf. You don't see me showing up to orchestra 149 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,254 with a freaking bassoon. 150 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:04,090 As if you have the deftness to play a double-reed woodwind. 151 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:05,883 Relax. It's just for two days. 152 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,635 Unless I turn out to be a natural. 153 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,971 Then I'm stealing this, and you can have Chinese Club. 154 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:11,889 [in Chinese] Over my dead body. 155 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,239 Bad morning, enemy. 156 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:31,451 Just an unfriendly reminder that you're not necessarily good at UN 157 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:32,910 just because you are a UN. 158 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,246 So keep quiet, don't raise your placard, 159 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:36,747 and support all my resolutions. 160 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,333 No way. I'm winning that Best Delegate hammer. 161 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,334 It's a gavel. 162 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,837 Whatever. It's mine. 163 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:46,382 So prepare for Equatorial Guinea to do what Equatorial Guinea does best: 164 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:50,720 have one of the worst  human rights records in the world. Damn. 165 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,347 Take your seats. 166 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,977 I officially call this session of the Security Council to order. 167 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:58,895 [hits gavel] 168 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:01,772 Our first topic today is climate change. 169 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,942 United States, you have the floor. 170 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,448 Distinguished delegates and honorable chair, 171 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:14,285 the US is appalled. Nay, it's sickened at the state of our world. 172 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,997 We could twiddle our thumbs while Atlanta becomes the new Atlantis... 173 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,333 or we could pass a resolution right now.  174 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,753 I’m calling for sponsors in support of my proposal 175 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:28,007 to build seawalls to protect coastal areas from rising sea levels. 176 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:31,844 Equatorial Guinea. 177 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,058 Equatorial Guinea feels  that the United States' resolution 178 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:40,019 is a poorly considered half measure at best. 179 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:43,606 Building taller and taller seawalls isn't doing anything 180 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:47,985 except lining the pockets of seawall corporations. 181 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,238 -Those aren't things. -I'm just saying. 182 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,657 We need to address the real root of the problem. 183 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:53,824 Carbon emissions. 184 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:57,787 Maybe the five permanent members of the Security Council 185 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,081 should reach an agreement before we listen to countries 186 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:01,749 that are lucky to even be included. 187 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,710 [hits gavel] United States, you do not have the floor. 188 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,922 Equatorial Guinea, if you're done, you may yield back to the US. 189 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,757 I yield to the chair. 190 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,800 [chokes] 191 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,635 Oh, shit. 192 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,346 [McEnroe] I know yielding to the chair doesn’t sound exciting 193 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:16,973 to cool jocks like you or me, 194 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:21,102 but that was the Model UN equivalent of me throwing my racket at an umpire. 195 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:23,437 Uh... Russia. 196 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:27,775 I'd actually like to hear more of Equatorial Guinea's plan. 197 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:30,653 I think she's onto something, and I'd like to make her my friend. 198 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:31,904 I mean, ally. 199 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,368 [upbeat music playing] 200 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:43,958 You're buffering, Eleanor. 201 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,253 Are you thinking about what Paxton said? 202 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:48,879 What if it was my mom? 203 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,258 What if she's just 20 minutes away serving enchiladas? 204 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:55,386 She's not. She's on a cruise ship off the Yucatán. 205 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,429 Is she? 206 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,722 [sighs] Okay. 207 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,891 You want to go to Casa Mexico and see if it's her? 208 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,145 Sí, por favor. 209 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,187 Let's go. 210 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,530 [Mr. Shapiro] All right, everybody. 211 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,366 So before we go back into the hotel, 212 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,035 I just want to remind you, 213 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:23,080 I expect you to all act in a way that is respectful to your school... 214 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,458 and to your bodies. 215 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,668 Ergo, no partying, no room service, 216 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,296 and no disrupting me between 7:30 and 7:45. 217 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,715 I have a Skype call with my partner, Debra. 218 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,343 [chuckles] We just became exclusive. 219 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,729 [Devi] Wow. 220 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:50,775 Pretty crazy I came in and crushed it at Model UN with zero prep. 221 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,903 Wow. You really think you're hot shit, don't you? 222 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,780 Now that you're having sex with Paxton? 223 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,823 [mouths] What the shit? 224 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,409 -No-- what? -[McEnroe] Devi was panicking. 225 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,078 How did Ben find out about her lie? 226 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,121 Simple. Her friends told him. 227 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,624 Would a dork be sleeping with Paxton Hall-Yoshida? 228 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,917 -Yeah, right. -[Eleanor] It's true. 229 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,420 Devi V and Paxton H-Y are plundering each others' bods on the reg. 230 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,172 But just to be clear, 231 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,840 being Paxton's secret sidepiece 232 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,051 doesn't make me think you're any less of a loser. 233 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,554 [scoffs] 234 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:26,435 OMG. Devi's railing Paxton H-Y! 235 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,024 Oh, my God. She's here. 236 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,610 Why are you looking at me? 237 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,529 You're allowed to take the apples from the fitness center. 238 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,447 I overheard you and Ben talking on the bus. 239 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,533 The idea that a girl in Model UN 240 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,743 can get with a guy like Paxton Hall-Yoshida, 241 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,829 you're an inspiration to us. 242 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,622 [McEnroe] Devi felt surprisingly honored, 243 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,500 but wondered if she should correct these girls about her and Paxton. 244 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,503 We talked, and you should have a bed all to yourself. 245 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,380 Sleeping next to our bodies is a let down 246 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:57,133 compared to the marble statue you're used to being with. 247 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,176 [McEnroe] Maybe correcting these girls could wait. 248 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,512 It's not like they're gonna talk to the Hot Pocket, 249 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,097 and she'd already given them hope. 250 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,807 It'd be cruel to take that away. 251 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,808 [knocking on door] 252 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,146 -Oh, my God. Her life is like a movie. -Oh, my God. [exhales] 253 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,734 [boy] Meet me in the ice room. Da svidania, Russia. 254 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,153 [squeals] 255 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,532 Psst. [whistles] 256 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,376 [scoffs] 257 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,044 I'm sorry. We were waiting for her? 258 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,296 [chuckles] Forget it. I'm out. 259 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,714 [scoffs] Not before I'm out. 260 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,341 Wait, please, comrades. You haven't even heard my proposal. 261 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,261 I'd like to lead a joint initiative... 262 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,471 to get turnt. 263 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,184 I want to get drunk with you guys. 264 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,144 [stammers] I don't think so, Russia. 265 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:53,230 Even when we're not on campus, we're still representatives of our school. 266 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:57,067 Yeah. The way he said it was lame, but I'm out too. 267 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,403 Come on, guys. I need this. 268 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,906 My mom is such a bitch. I never get to do anything. 269 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,741 Everyone at my school hates me. 270 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,785 But you, everyone loves you. 271 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,328 You're cool. 272 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,663 You're having sex with Paxton Hall-Yoshida! 273 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,081 How do you know who Paxton is? 274 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,375 Every teen in SoCal knows who Paxton is, brah. 275 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,044 He's got three fan Tumblrs. 276 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,545 One of them is entirely in Korean. 277 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,172 Wow. That's crazy. 278 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,674 He's just regular old Paxton to me. 279 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,551 It's hard to see him through the eyes of a fan, 280 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,011 because we're so close. 281 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:27,014 Okay, Russia. How exactly are we supposed to get alcohol? 282 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,016 There's a realtors' convention here tonight, 283 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:31,268 and the vino should be flowing freely. 284 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,604 If we swiped a couple of bottles, no one would even notice. 285 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,607 I don't know. I'm already,  technically, grounded for drinking. 286 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,984 If I get caught again, I'm in deep shit. 287 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,028 But isn't this kind of normal for you? 288 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:44,156 Being grounded, sneaking alcohol, hooking up? 289 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,825 I mean you're popular, right? 290 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,080 Yes. Yes, I am. 291 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,499 -I'm in. -Yes! 292 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,042 Then I'm doing it too. 293 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,837 I want to make sure someone grabs the good alcohol. 294 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,213 How do you know what's good? 295 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:02,091 My dad let me have a sip of Cristal at New Year's. 296 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,008 Mm. 297 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,599 Oh, my God. 298 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,560 She is here. 299 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,186 Eleanor. 300 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:19,149 I can't believe my own mother is so two-faced! 301 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,736 Oh, my God. You're not my mom. I'm so sorry. 302 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,238 That was kinda racist of me. 303 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,323 See? It isn't her. 304 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,367 -She is on a cruise. -I know. 305 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,997 I can't believe I trusted  Paxton's beautiful lying mouth over her. 306 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,374 [singing "Happy Birthday" in Spanish] 307 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,169 Mom? 308 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,131 Eleanor. 309 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,591 You're here? 310 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,176 And this is your job? 311 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,470 What's happening? 312 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,306 I can explain. 313 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,225 Hi, Ms. Wong. 314 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,894 Bye, Ms. Wong. 315 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,608 [McEnroe] Devi and Ben only had 15 minutes. 316 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,068 They'd have to be as fast as a Björn Borg serve 317 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,988 and as precise as McEnroe return to pull off this heist. 318 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,700 [Mr. Shapiro] Hi, Debra. I'm on, and I'm gonna loop in our therapist. 319 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,386 Can I help you? 320 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,388 Hi. We'd like two martinis, please. 321 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,224 You guys look really young. Can I see some ID? 322 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,435 [scoffs] I don't have my wallet. 323 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:40,689 I mean, I guess I could go all the way up to my room on the fifth floor, 324 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,316 -find my key-- -Just be cool, man. 325 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,194 This is a one. 326 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,655 [whispers] And there's one more where that came from. 327 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,949 Sorry, guys. No can do. 328 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,536 Fine. You just lost yourself a dollar, bro. 329 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,797 They made me do it. They bullied me. 330 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,591 This is why your whole school hates you! 331 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,177 Let's go. 332 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,140 In here. 333 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,938 [footsteps approaching and receding] 334 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,191 Okay. I think we're safe. 335 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,819 -Let's just wait it out in here. -[glass bottles clinks] 336 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:31,865 [scoffs] 337 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,451 [Devi laughs] 338 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,454 Jackpot. [chuckles] 339 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:39,915 [chuckle] 340 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:44,962 You okay? 341 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,881 Want to watch relaxing YouTube on how to make tea? 342 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:48,799 No. 343 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,803 This is one of the few situations where chamomile can't soothe my nerves. 344 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,263 [inhales] 345 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,683 When did she get here, and why didn't she tell me? 346 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,768 I'm sure she has an explanation. 347 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,772 Maybe she's a spy or in a really good cult. 348 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,275 No, she would've bragged about those things. 349 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,902 You're so lucky. You have a perfect family. 350 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,613 We are not perfect. 351 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,990 Yeah, you are. 352 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,035 It's not like you have a huge lie threatening to tear everyone apart. 353 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,122 Actually, I do. 354 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,749 Oh, my God. 355 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,501 Do they not know you switched to AP Latin? 356 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:28,839 They don't know... 357 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:31,925 [sighs] 358 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:33,802 ...that I'm gay. 359 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,389 What? 360 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,433 [sighs] I'm gay. 361 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,520 I'm sorry that I didn't tell you sooner. I, honestly, just realized-- 362 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,190 Don't you dare apologize to me. 363 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:48,984 Really? 364 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,320 I love this for you. 365 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,698 And I love this for me. Finally, a gay friend. 366 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,825 It really fits my brand as a theater wench. 367 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,743 [chuckles] 368 00:17:59,078 --> 00:17:59,995 Wow. 369 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,372 That felt so great to say. 370 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:07,461 I feel like I just solved an escape room I've been trapped in my entire life. 371 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,254 So, like, what's your type though? 372 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,007 Kristen Stewart in Twilight or Kristen Stewart in Charlie's Angels? 373 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,384 Um... I don't know. Honestly, 374 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,305 I think my type is kinda that girl, Eve, in our history class. 375 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,932 Oh, so Charlie's Angels. 376 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,017 -Wow. -[chuckles] 377 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,312 How appropriate that Eve could be your first woman. 378 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,232 I can't even think about that until I talk to my parents. 379 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:32,069 Yeah. I guess we both have tough conversations to look forward to. 380 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,238 I just wish Devi were here right now. 381 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,823 [gasps] Oh, man. She's gonna freak. 382 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,075 In a supportive way. 383 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,743 -Let's call her. -Yeah. 384 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,583 [phone ringing] 385 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,087 [girl] Delegates, 386 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,383 I motion we toast the United States and Equatorial Guinea. 387 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,510 Do I have any other signatories? 388 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,220 Whoo! 389 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,181 Ugh. 390 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,350 This is what wine tastes like? 391 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:07,771 So... 392 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,401 it turns out we're a pretty good team for two people who hate each other. 393 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,735 I don't hate you. 394 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,904 I just think you're pretentious and unlikable. 395 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,490 How am I unlikable? My dad drives a Porsche Cayenne. 396 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,784 Right there. That was unlikable. 397 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,705 All right, but you have somewhat of a difficult personality as well. 398 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,706 Who, me? 399 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,416 I'm a goddamn delight. 400 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,877 I should punch you in the Adam's apple for saying that. 401 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,754 [sarcastically] Oh, I stand corrected. You're America's sweetheart. 402 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:33,755 Thank you. 403 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,135 Hey, I kinda like Model UN. Do you want to trade me for Chinese Club? 404 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,012 No way. Back off, poacher. 405 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,555 But you're so good at Mandarin. 406 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,933 Well, honestly, I only became good at Mandarin to spite you, so... 407 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,185 [in Chinese] Thank you. 408 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,020 You're welcome. 409 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:48,979 [chuckles] 410 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,358 Hey, I can't believe I'm saying this, but... 411 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,861 What if we worked together tomorrow? 412 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,946 This will be killer on our transcripts. 413 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,699 [scoffs] Are you suggesting an alliance between us? 414 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:03,243 That's like North and South Korea becoming friends. 415 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,286 Exactly. 416 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,996 Imagine how powerful they'd be. 417 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:09,750 You'd have surface-to-air missiles, and also, BTS. 418 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,127 I feel you. World domination. 419 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,924 Have you told Paxton about Model UN? 420 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,843 I'm sure he's really interested in international diplomacy. 421 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,721 Hey, you know what country's cool? 422 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,181 Chad. 423 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,266 [scoffs] Okay. Paxton's not dumb. 424 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,560 He's just consistently bad at school. 425 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,478 [chuckles] 426 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,188 [door opens] Come on! 427 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,399 This is exactly what I told you guys not to do. 428 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,235 Go to your rooms right now! 429 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:42,074 And text your parents what an educational and safe time you're having. 430 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,912 [McEnroe] Devi went to bed happy that night. 431 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,747 She was a hero to all the nerds, 432 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,541 and alcohol seems to make Ben Gross nice. 433 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:55,754 This Model UN trip just might be the best decision she's made all year. 434 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,007 [phone buzzes] 435 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,175 [Paxton] Devi, WTF? 436 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,886 Why are you lying to everyone about us having sex? 437 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,017 [girl] Good morning! 438 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,978 Breakfast in bed? 439 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:11,895 [chuckles] 440 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,648 -You guys didn't have to do that. -Yes, we did. 441 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,068 Last night, I drank Sauvignon Blanc, and a boy touched my shoulder. 442 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,821 I mean, thanks to you, I'm basically Sex and the City. 443 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:21,780 My pleasure. 444 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,449 You guys are well on your way to becoming cool. 445 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,367 Just like me. 446 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:26,994 -[giggles] -[phone buzzes] 447 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,623 -Oh, my God. -[girl] What is it? 448 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,418 -Is it from... him? -[giggles] Ooh... 449 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,005 Yes, it is, and I should give him a call back. 450 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,756 Could you guys give me some privacy, please? 451 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,757 For phone sex? 452 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,718 Please leave. You're dismissed. 453 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,594 -[giggling] Okay. -[giggling] Oh, my God. 454 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,848 [voicemail] This is Paxton. I don't check my voicemail. 455 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,729 [voicemail] This is Paxton. I don't check my voicemail. 456 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:57,482 [McEnroe] Apparently, what happens  in Davis does not stay in Davis. 457 00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:00,444 Particularly, juicy rumors about sex 458 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,612 with the hottest teen in Los Angeles County. 459 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:06,658 Devi was distraught, but she had no one to blame but herself. 460 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,661 Well, maybe she could think of one other person. 461 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,333 If Ben hadn't opened his big fat stupid mouth, 462 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:18,003 her harmless piece of fiction would have never spread to the entire school. 463 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,047 It was his fault Paxton was mad at her. 464 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,548 He was the villain here. 465 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,884 If we don't act now, the oceans will rise so much 466 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,762 that we'll be doing beach vacations on the top of Mount Everest. 467 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:30,390 So the United States motions for a vote to table our amended resolution. 468 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,893 Do I hear a second from my ally, Equatorial Guinea? 469 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:34,227 Hmm. 470 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:38,815 Equatorial Guinea does not support the American resolution. 471 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:42,235 In fact, we think that the resolution is a piece of shit. 472 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:43,904 -[crowd gasps] -[gavel banging] 473 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:47,032 Decorum. Equatorial Guinea, please use respectful language. 474 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:50,035 Instead, I would like to put forth an alternative plan. 475 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,080 The US contributes far more carbon emissions 476 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,748 than any other nation. 477 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:57,834 Thus, Equatorial Guinea would like  to formally request permission 478 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,045 to nuke the United States. 479 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:04,049 [gavel banging] Decorum. That's not what we do in Security Council. 480 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,300 And even if it were, 481 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,095 Equatorial Guinea doesn't have nuclear capabilities. 482 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,183 Russia, you're a narc, but if you give me your nukes, 483 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,684 I'll let you have my e-mail address. 484 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,061 But you already gave it to me. 485 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,854 My real e-mail address. 486 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,357 Hot dog. 487 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:25,445 The Russian Federation formally surrenders all nukes to Equatorial Guinea. 488 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,241 What now, Mr. Chairman? I'm all nuked up. 489 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,660 Point of order. That's not even how Model UN works. 490 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,578 You're being insane, Devi. 491 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,289 We can't seriously be talking about nuclear war. 492 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,624 Guess what, Belgium? 493 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:39,835 You just got nuked. 494 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,754 And anyone else who supports the United States 495 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,464 can consider themselves nuked too. 496 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:48,385 The US has shown they can't be trusted with sensitive information, 497 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,595 and if left to their own devices, 498 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,639 will ruin all our lives. 499 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,224 Who's with me? 500 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,976 Viva World War III! 501 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,394 [cheering] 502 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:04,818 [chanting] World War III! World War III! World War III! World War III! 503 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,487 [chairman] Decorum! 504 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:17,873 Hello. I'm Eleanor Wong reading for Laura Wingfield. 505 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,041 Uh-huh, ready when you are. 506 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,046 Why did you do that, Mother? 507 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,595 [whispers] Why did you do that, Mother? 508 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:35,474 [audience member coughs] 509 00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:38,643 Why are you... 510 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:40,770 How old are you, Laura? 511 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,355 Mother... 512 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,817 you know my age. 513 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,903 I thought you were an adult. 514 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,279 It seems I was mistaken. 515 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:52,741 Please, don't stare at me, Mother. 516 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,035 [inhales deeply] 517 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,162 When you’re disappointed, 518 00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:02,250 you get that awful, suffering look on your face... 519 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:08,465 like the picture of Jesus’s mother in the museum. 520 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,265 Wow. Eleanor, I was prepared to make you do props, 521 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,851 but that was... a revelation. 522 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,729 I don't think the part of Laura is big enough for you. 523 00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,397 I think you have to be our Amanda. 524 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:26,233 But Amanda is the lead. 525 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:29,903 Yes, she is, Eleanor. Yes, she is. 526 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,450 Thank you. 527 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,576 [giggles] 528 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,504 [siren blares] 529 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,925 [sirens continue] 530 00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:53,301 [door slams] 531 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:55,845 [phone chimes] 532 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,056 [Fabiola] Where are you? Why aren't you calling us back? 533 00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,224 We need to talk to you. 534 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,651 [sighs] 535 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:13,029 [Devi] Hey. 536 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:17,158 I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry for everything that happened. 537 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,536 I never intentionally told people that we were hooking up. 538 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,620 Oh, really? 539 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,706 Then why did I get a million texts from people 540 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:25,458 asking me if I was having sex with Devi Vishwakumar? 541 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:28,461 My friends just assumed it, and I never corrected them, 542 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,629 and it just got out of hand. 543 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,339 And why didn't you correct them? 544 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,425 Because you wanted them to think we were having sex. 545 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,052 -No, Paxton. You don't understand-- -No, you know what? 546 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:39,055 I thought we were friends, but you were just using me. 547 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,100 [scoffs] You're being dramatic. It's just a silly rumor. 548 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:43,977 -[locker slams shut] -That you started. 549 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,229 It's messed up, Devi. 550 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,445 [sighs] 551 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,323 Devi! We've been trying to get in touch with you. 552 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:59,034 Some crazy things happened, and we both have something to tell you. 553 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,369 -Now is not a good time! -But it's really important. 554 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,623 Trust me, whatever you guys have going on, my shit's bigger, okay? 555 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,041 I have the bigger shit! 556 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,627 ["Moon Like Sour Candy" by The Ophelias playing] 557 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,296 ♪ Moon like sour candy... ♪ 558 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,213 [knocking on door] 559 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,049 ♪ In your mouth... ♪ 560 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,593 Kanna, did you have a good trip? 561 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,303 Sure. 562 00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:21,181 Well, I think you've learned your lesson, 563 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,308 and I've actually run out of things for you to do. 564 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:26,144 So... your grounding is over. 565 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,189 If you'd like to go to Eleanor's or Fabiola's house 566 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:32,734 to do something fun, like practice PSATs, 567 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:33,860 you have my permission. 568 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,238 No, thanks. I don't feel like going anywhere. 569 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,200 Okay. 570 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:53,004 ♪ Wearing corduroy For four days straight ♪ 571 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:59,844 ♪ Reach out to your mother, I am crying ♪ 572 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:06,476 ♪ Crying ♪ 573 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:19,155 ♪ You can only like me when you're drunk ♪ 574 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:26,037 ♪ The sky is open, my stomach sunk ♪ 575 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:32,711 ♪ Tongue like bubbles floating Down my rotten skin ♪ 576 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:38,591 ♪ Don't worry about it, I am trying ♪