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["Bad" by Cadeaux playing]
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[McEnroe] Ever since Devi had stopped
Aneesa from transferring schools,
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Ben was, thankfully,
back to talking to her again.
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'Sup, David?
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Not much.
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Oh. [chuckles]
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A bird got caught in our chimney
this morning. That was wild!
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[McEnroe chuckles]
Well, he was talking to her,
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whenever his mouth
wasn't hoovering Aneesa's.
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But Devi couldn't be mad
that they were a couple now.
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It had all been above board.
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- [sighs] You honestly don't mind?
- No, I'm good.
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I love that you and Ben are together.
I'm your biggest fan! I'm your stan.
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[laughs] Thanks, Devi.
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Now, let's just pray
my parents never find out,
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or I say goodbye to my first boyfriend
and hello to being homeschooled
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with my super religious cousin, Shahrukh.
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Hey!
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- What's up?
- How are you?
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[Aneesa] How are you?
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[McEnroe] The old Devi
would not have been able to handle this.
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But this new Devi was trying
a more mature approach.
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Ugh!
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[McEnroe] Well, sort of.
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♪ Blow it up
Ey, ey, blow it up ♪
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♪ Blow it up
Ey, ey, blow it up ♪
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♪ Boom, blow it ♪
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- [gasps] Ah!
- Oh. Sorry.
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Didn't mean to sneak up on you.
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Damn, Fab,
are you wearing a leather jacket?
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Yep. Eve took me shopping.
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Look at these zippers.
Some don't even come with pockets!
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- Mmm.
- Hey! Since we're all here,
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what do you think about sharing a limo
to the Winter Dance?
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- Big yes!
- Love it.
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Ooh, queen!
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Gorgeous! Devi, what about you?
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Um, you think you're gonna have a date?
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Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I've got a few prospects.
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A couple of guys in the rotashe.
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[McEnroe] She is lying. She has no one.
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Who even cares about dates?
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They're there to hold our purses
and look cute. [chuckles]
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- Oh. Is that all I am to you?
- [laughs] Yeah.
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- [Ben] Oh, really?
- That's exactly what...
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Um, I actually don't wanna ride
in the limo,
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'cause I spent my whole childhood
in a magical one on television.
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Oh, Malcolm, I'm really sorry...
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The fact that you could even suggest that,
makes me feel really unseen by my partner.
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Like, where's your head at?
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- Would you be open to a party bus?
- Oh, no, yeah, sure. I love party buses!
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[school bell rings]
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Hey, El?
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Yeah?
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I don't love the way
Malcolm just talked to you.
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It reminded me of that health class video
about controlling teen relationships.
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The one from the '80s
where the guy smashes the girl's boom box
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and tells her she can't wear
her favorite leg warmers?
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Yeah, and she cries
into her Trapper Keeper!
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You don't know him like I do.
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That's just the way we are
with each other.
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I promise, it's fine.
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That's literally verbatim
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what the girl said
in the health class video.
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'Sup, Sash?
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Yeah. 'Sup, Sash?
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Y'all, I have put together
the dopest social schedule for you two.
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After school today,
you're having salads with the cool vegans,
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followed by a kombucha
with the less-cool vegans,
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and then tomorrow,
the volleyball fundraiser...
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Actually, Sasha,
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uh, Monday, Wednesday, Friday
I have robotics practice after school.
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Fab, robotics can wait.
We already got rid of your dork clothes.
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We need to get you and Eve
out among the people.
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No one's gonna vote
for Cricket Queens they don't know.
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So we need to campaign, henny!
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I know it's asking a lot
for you to skip robotics,
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but think about how meaningful it'll be
for the queer community here when we win.
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Yeah, I know.
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But I'm the robotics team captain.
I can't just ditch my guys.
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I'd assume they're probably
pretty used to being ditched.
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Hey!
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Why don't we compromise?
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How about, just for this week,
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you skip Monday and Wednesdays practices?
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But going forward,
Sasha will schedule around robotics.
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Sound good?
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Yeah, okay. Yeah, that could work.
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I sort of stand by the fact that
the fewer robots she's with, the better.
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But yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. Deal.
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[sighs]
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[McEnroe] Oh shit!
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In all her focus
to repair things with Aneesa,
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Devi had totally forgotten
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that someone else
was probably pissed at her too.
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If you want good grades,
then be a good student.
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I can't hold your hand forever!
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[McEnroe] Yeah.
It seems like there might need to be
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one more stop on her apology tour.
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Hey! Paxton!
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So, what was your memory
of our last interaction?
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You yelled at me
like I was a stupid child.
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I can see how you'd interpret it that way,
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but listen, I had just been suspended,
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and I was in a really
emotionally volatile place.
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Whatever, Devi.
I don't really care about it.
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Really? Sick!
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If you wanna meet up later,
we can talk about tutoring...
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Yeah, I don't think
I'm gonna need tutoring anymore actually.
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I'm gonna take your advice,
do it on my own.
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I wouldn't want you
to have to "hold my hand."
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[Mr. Kulkarni] All right, homies.
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Since we've come to the end
of our unit on The Great Gatsby,
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and because I can't read another paper
about the symbolism of the green light,
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here's what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna do a mock trial
to test your knowledge.
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A mock trial of what? We already know
that George Wilson killed Gatsby.
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Word? Guess what?
We're not trying George Wilson, okay?
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We are going to try and decide
if our favorite trust-fund bae,
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Daisy Buchanan, should also be tried
for the murder of Jay Gatsby.
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Ooh, what do y'all think?
That's creative as hell, huh?
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I've chosen your jobs for you.
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You're gonna be the prosecution,
defense, witnesses and so forth.
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Ooh, Devi!
Me, you, and Ben are the defense.
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We all get to work together.
Isn't that tight?
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Bet!
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[upbeat music playing]
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Okay, looks like we're the prosecution,
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so should I just do all the work
and you guys say what I tell you to?
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Awesome. Feel free to write me
a lot of prop-work. It's my forte.
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What? No! Look, I want to contribute.
I actually read the book.
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All right, cool. We'll work as a group.
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But not me, right?
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Yes! You too, weird actor kid
with too many rings.
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[Ben and Aneesa laughing]
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- [Aneesa] Stop.
- [Ben] What?
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[both continue laughing]
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Okay, let's get started.
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- [Ben gulps]
- It says here
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that our group is the defense and Daisy,
but doesn't say who should play Daisy.
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I should be one of the lawyers.
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Aside from being hyper masculine,
my dad's a lawyer, so it's in my blood.
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Uh-huh, and I should probably
be the other lawyer.
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I am on the school's mock trial team,
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and I've been told I have
a very disagreeable personality.
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- So, Aneesa, you'll be our Daisy.
- Oh, for real?
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I kinda wanted to be a lawyer too.
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I don't really identify
with the Daisy character.
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She's, like, super flighty and unstable,
and throws away a good man for no reason.
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Good point. Devi, you're Daisy.
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Wait, what?
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Oh, Benny, should we get matching suits?
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- What? Yeah! [laughs]
- Right?
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[both laughing]
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I'm gonna go get a soda.
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[laughter continues]
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You okay? Seems like torture out there.
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That tickle fight went on forever!
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Which one? There's been four.
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- [laughter continues]
- [Aneesa] Oh my God! Boy, you better stop!
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[sighs]
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I'm really trying to be mature,
Kamala, but it's so hard.
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Yeah, I think you're in need
of some family assistance.
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So I brought some of my dad's trial books.
This is one of his faves.
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Maybe we should watch a few episodes
of How to Get Away with Murder.
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Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt,
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but Devi's grandmother
wanted to join the fun.
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She was almost alive in the 1920s.
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Hello, Auntie.
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Help me down, child.
Don't touch my hip! Too brittle.
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Don't mind me. I'm just here to listen.
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[McEnroe] Kamala had saved the day,
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momentarily granting Devi a recess
from her own personal trial,
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but Devi knew
this relief was only temporary
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and she would need
to have a word with the judge.
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Okay, I think we should start
by listing the facts.
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All right.
Daisy drove the car that killed Myrtle.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, and here's my thought.
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What if I leave the facts to you two,
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and I'm in charge of playing
to the court's emotions?
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- I'll bite. How would you do that?
- By being Gatsby's silent haunting ghost.
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Is that so you don't have to do work?
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Uh, it's a lot of work
to act only with your eyes.
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Okay, fine. Who cares?
You're the ghost, dude.
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Excellent.
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I'm gonna go look in your bathroom mirror
and try to scare myself.
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[phone vibrates]
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[phone vibrates]
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[phone vibrates]
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Hey, is there any chance
that these texts are platonic?
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No.
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Mr. Kulkarni, I have to change roles.
I can't work with the defense team!
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Damn it. Could you just come in
and say, "Hello, Mr. Kulkarni"?
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Or "Wow, your homemade pizza
smells straight-up delish"?
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I don't have time for small talk, Mr. K!
This is an emergency,
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and your pizza smells regular.
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Okay, first of all,
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don't knock my homemade pizza
if you want a favor from me.
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- Secondly, there's no switching roles.
- But I can't work with Ben and Aneesa!
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They're always all over each other,
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and I don't know if you know this,
but Ben and I have a past.
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[whispering] A sordid past.
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- Look, let me tell you a story.
- [sighs]
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[sighs]
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My ex-girlfriend and I,
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we broke up right after we signed up
for this couples' cooking class,
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and now I gotta see her every Wednesday.
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- Why are you still going to the class?
- Because I paid for 11 weeks upfront.
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What, I'm gonna let her make delicious
date-night foods on my dime?
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- Was there a point you were working up to?
- Okay, the point is,
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I get to see her every week,
and I get to be reminded
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of all the things that annoy me about her.
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Like her cackling laugh,
or her overuse of the word "random,"
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or the way she constantly brings up
her semester abroad in London.
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Oh, that's kinda cool.
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It's not. It's basic.
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The point is,
distance makes the heart grow fonder,
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and proximity
makes the heart want to barf,
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so you get back to that group
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and you let that boy
annoy the hell out of you.
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Huh?
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- Hmm.
- Okay.
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Also, tell your cousin I said hi.
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That pizza making you a little thirsty,
Mr. K?
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Hey. So last night I was looking
at Malcolm's phone,
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and there was a bunch
of sus texts popping up.
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Ew! Who the F is Isabella?
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The home-wrecker he's cheating on El with!
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[scoffs]So he plays her to her face
and behind her back.
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This dude is trash!
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Yeah, I know! How are we gonna tell her?
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You know, a lot of people
see law as stuffy and boring,
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but I like to think the Constitution
as a living, breathing document.
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[McEnroe] Devi had forgotten
how tedious Ben could be.
237
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:27,728
You know I actually went to the premiere
of Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby?
238
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,647
Yeah, it's the one with Leo in it.
239
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,774
My dad and Baz
play squash together sometimes.
240
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,485
- [Aneesa] What? That's so cool!
- [Ben laughing] Yeah. I know.
241
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,238
[laughing]
242
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,615
Mmm.
243
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,286
Nothing but plastic. Let's go!
244
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,371
Ow!
245
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,249
[groovy music playing]
246
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,130
All right! Uh, I think we're done here.
247
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,590
Wow, it seems like we made
a lot of progress today.
248
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,093
- What do you think, Devi?
- Oh, definitely.
249
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,095
A lot of progress.
250
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,307
Devi was feeling a little lighter.
251
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:09,145
By just shifting her mindset,
she had turned Ben from a dreamboat
252
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,689
back into the annoying dork
he had always been.
253
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,024
[Nirmala] Devi,
what are you smiling about?
254
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,902
Your mother just told us
that she was abandoning us!
255
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,989
- Huh?
- I am just not having dinner with you.
256
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,576
I'm gonna go see Frost/Nixon
at the Taper Forum.
257
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,952
Ooh! Can I come with?
258
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,329
- I love plays that are two-handers.
- What? No!
259
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,832
Sorry, did not mean to snap at you.
260
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,252
It's just that this outing
is just for people from my office,
261
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,756
like me, and Tracey... [chuckles]
262
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:41,093
You could have warned me before I bought
four portions of cauliflower.
263
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,637
I didn't know that we were
so wasteful in this family.
264
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,766
Perhaps, I should just start
flushing money down the toilet.
265
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:51,437
Aiyyo! Cari. I will eat before I go.
I will eat before I go.
266
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,646
Thank you.
267
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,649
So, Devi, tell us about your day.
268
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,152
Huh? My day was pretty deese.
269
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,696
Mr. Kulkarni actually taught me
a valuable lesson.
270
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,449
Only one valuable lesson?
American public schools.
271
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,367
Also, he said to say hi to you, Kamala.
272
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,078
- He did?
- [Devi] Hmm.
273
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,455
Oh.
274
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,374
- Tell him I said hi back.
- Mmm.
275
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,127
[McEnroe] Is Kamala blushing? Whoa!
276
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,297
If Mr. K had said hi to me,
I would not have blushed.
277
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:24,345
♪ We are nothing more
Than strangers, after all... ♪
278
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,722
Wow, this is a real vibe.
279
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,225
Is this an intervention?
280
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,686
I don't sniff Sharpies anymore.
That was just one tough week.
281
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,648
No! We're just celebrating your spirit.
282
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,691
Some chamomile and charged crystal?
283
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:38,776
Okay.
284
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:43,572
And maybe we're here to also tell you
that Malcolm might be cheating on you.
285
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,990
- [spraying]
- What?
286
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,534
I'm sorry, El.
287
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,370
I saw some pretty suspicious texts
on his phone.
288
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:53,791
Well, maybe it was a misunderstanding.
Malcolm's a very passionate texter.
289
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:57,127
He added eggplants on his text votes
for American Idol.
290
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,171
What he texted isn't the problem.
291
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,929
[gasps] That cretin!
292
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,056
Who's this harlot Isabella?
293
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,476
I don't know, but she's no Eleanor Wong!
294
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,729
Malcolm sucks,
and you deserve someone better.
295
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,898
You deserve Daniel Day-Lewis
296
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:21,902
making his wife live with him in character
as Abraham Lincoln.
297
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,362
My ideal.
298
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:27,324
We got you. Forget about Malcolm.
I'll be your date to the dance.
299
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,536
Now tell me,
which essential oil do you need?
300
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,705
[moaning] Sandalwood, please.
301
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,375
- [knocking on door]
- It's open.
302
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,630
Oh. Hey! Where's Aneesa?
303
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,634
Oh, she has a soccer game in Pasadena,
so just you and me today, David.
304
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,721
Oh, okay, cool.
305
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,973
I mean,
there's really not much left to do,
306
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,183
and I already picked out my fit for Daisy.
307
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,729
It was inspired by what Lindsay Lohan wore
to her DUI trial.
308
00:14:56,812 --> 00:15:00,316
Nice! Yeah, no,
I think we're in good shape.
309
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,610
[soft music playing]
310
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,742
Hey, I hope things haven't been too weird
for you working with me and Aneesa.
311
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:11,951
Oh.
312
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,913
Nah, it's chill.
313
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,583
I think you and Aneesa
make a really good couple.
314
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,002
She's super cool, and you're...
315
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,756
someone who deserves someone super cool.
316
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,841
Thanks.
317
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,928
Yeah, no, I... I really like her.
318
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,181
And honestly, anyone's better than Shira.
319
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,265
[laughs]
320
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,393
Or me, for that matter.
321
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,979
I was a real bad girlfriend.
322
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:42,858
I'm sorry about that.
323
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,987
You'll do better next time. Just...
324
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,280
maybe stick to one guy.
325
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:53,494
Huh, I'll try. But you know me,
I'm just so insatiable.
326
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,870
[laughs]
327
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,539
Order in the court!
328
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:01,543
We are presiding over the case
of the People versus Daisy Buchanan,
329
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,005
in the case of the murder
of one Mr. Jay Gatsby.
330
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,883
Let the prosecution begin
with their opening statements.
331
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,969
[jazz music playing]
332
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,305
[clears throat]
333
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:18,268
Your Honor, Daisy Buchanan
is the reason we are here today,
334
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,981
and the reason why Mr. Gatsby is not.
335
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,692
Well, at least not in his corporeal form.
336
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,986
[clears throat]
337
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,864
Anyway, if Daisy
had not run over Myrtle Wilson
338
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,909
and allowed Mr. Gatsby
to take the blame for it,
339
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,414
then George Wilson would not have thought
Mr. Gatsby was his wife's lover,
340
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,208
and therefore, would not have killed him.
341
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,876
Thank you.
342
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,130
- [chuckles]
- [Mr. Kulkarni] Thank you, prosecution.
343
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,966
Defense, your opening remarks?
344
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,470
[music ends]
345
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,807
"Her voice is full of money."
346
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,185
That's how Jay Gatsby described Daisy.
347
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:04,273
Now, the prosecution has given
a rather simple assessment of the case.
348
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,441
No offense.
349
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,943
For it's not Daisy's fault
that Gatsby is dead.
350
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:14,450
No, no, the fault lies in the rampant
classism and materialism of the 1920s,
351
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:20,372
and the society in which Daisy existed
gave her no choice but to reject Gatsby,
352
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,625
which ultimately led to his demise.
353
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:27,337
Thus, the defendant is incontestably...
354
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,382
innocent.
355
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,051
Mic drop.
356
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,804
[Mr. Kulkarni] Mmm, okay. [chuckles]
357
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,890
Prosecution,
you may call your first witness.
358
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,186
We call Nick Carraway,
the narrator of the book.
359
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:49,526
So, uh, Nick,
tell us why you think Daisy's guilty?
360
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,237
Because she like blew my boy off,
361
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,990
even though Gatsby threw, like,
sick parties for her,
362
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,825
and had a dope mansion and shit. [laughs]
363
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,704
But even you acknowledge the societal ills
that led to Gatsby's death.
364
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,915
That's why you move back
to the Midwest at the end.
365
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,208
I do?
366
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,544
That sucks. I only watched
the first half of the movie.
367
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,590
Trent, I'm right here!
You should not be admitting to that.
368
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,925
[jazz music playing]
369
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,677
Defense, it's time for your witnesses.
370
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,472
We call the defendant, Daisy Buchanan.
371
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,974
May it please the court,
372
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,894
I am but a victim of my circumstances.
373
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:27,773
As a woman of this era,
all I have is my ability to marry well.
374
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:31,485
You may remember that women
only just got the right to vote in 1920.
375
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,904
Well said, Miss Buchanan.
376
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,615
How about we move on
to some closing arguments?
377
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,367
Defense, you may start.
378
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,540
So, in conclusion,
379
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:49,253
uh, Daisy Buchanan is innocent
of these charges because...
380
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,421
Um...
381
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,757
Sorry. [chuckles]
382
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,300
I don't know where I put it.
383
00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:02,432
Okay, well, I can't find it,
but, uh, basically, society and stuff.
384
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,434
Just like my colleague said.
385
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,728
So because of that, uh,
386
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,106
she had, has,
387
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,108
to be not guilty.
388
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,944
Thank you. [chuckles]
389
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,826
[exhales]
390
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,246
"Society and stuff," huh?
391
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:29,960
Look, all I'm hearing from that side
is excuse after excuse.
392
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:34,006
It's time for this woman
to take responsibility for her actions!
393
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,010
Daisy Buchanan may not have fired the gun,
394
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,389
but she is certainly guilty
for killing Jay Gatsby,
395
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:46,727
because when she chose Tom over him,
she stopped his heart.
396
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:52,524
Therefore, he was dead long before
the bullet ever entered his body.
397
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,194
The prosecution rests.
398
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,698
- [students cheering]
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
399
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,534
Damn! Excellent work, Miss Torres.
400
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,369
It wouldn't hold weight in a court of law,
401
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,623
but it certainly holds some weight
in the court of literature.
402
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:11,251
The court sides...
Boom! With the prosecution!
403
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,005
Daisy Buchanan, you are guilty
of the murder of Jay Gatsby.
404
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,381
[gavel bangs]
405
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,549
Wait, I lost?
406
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,469
- I lost in an academic competition?
- Yeah, you did.
407
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,887
Yes, we won!
408
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:23,513
[laughs]
409
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,600
What happened to your note cards? [scoffs]
410
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,893
Oh, that... I don't know.
411
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,729
I threw them in my backpack,
and I guess they got mixed up.
412
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,231
Sorry about that.
413
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,274
Uh, you're not mad, are you?
414
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,694
Uh, no. No! No, of course not.
415
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,779
- [chuckles]
- Okay.
416
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,865
[funky music plays]
417
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:47,621
Dude, I'm not even bummed that I lost
because your closing argument was sick!
418
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,458
"He was dead
before the bullet ever entered his body."
419
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,252
Thank you.
420
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,836
[Eleanor] Hey! You two!
421
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,214
So guess what?
422
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:02,261
Those texts of Malcolm's,
they were from his agent about a role.
423
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,387
She's 73,
424
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:07,224
and she's an out-and-proud asexual,
so it's far from romantic.
425
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,725
Yeah, right!
426
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,937
She called him "babe" and said
that he "looked cute" when he's filthy.
427
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,731
Uh, that's because
I just got cast as the voice of Babe
428
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,108
in Babe 3: Space Pig.
429
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,944
Oh shit.
430
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:20,862
- Sorry.
- [Malcolm] Mmm.
431
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,864
We were just trying to be good friends.
432
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,742
Is that what you're telling yourselves?
433
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,329
All I see are immature children
who can't be happy for their friend.
434
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,915
Time to get you
some new gal pals, Eleanor.
435
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,000
[scoffs]
436
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,877
El, he may not be cheating,
437
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,089
but he's still a toxic,
condescending douchebag!
438
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,299
Whoa!
439
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:44,219
The only toxic people I see are you two.
440
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,346
Stop trying to break us up.
441
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,682
I'm choosing to be with Malcolm!
442
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:51,643
"How you like them apples?"
Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting.
443
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,856
And like, I should be taking
relationship advice from you anyway?
444
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,275
Fabiola, you've turned into an Eve clone.
445
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:03,697
And, Devi, in what world do you know
anything about relationships?
446
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,657
You've never even been in a real one,
447
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,910
and your two-timing situation
doesn't count.
448
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,162
Eleanor...
449
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,998
Just because your personal life
is a toilet fire
450
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,626
doesn't mean you have to take
a flaming dump all over mine.
451
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,259
[somber music playing]
452
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,295
[McEnroe] Over the past week,
453
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:30,307
Devi had done her best to be a selfless,
emotionally mature friend to all,
454
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,767
and what had it gotten her?
455
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,354
Here she was,
crying on the street like a maniac.
456
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,105
[sobbing]
457
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,441
[sighs]
458
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,531
[sniffling]
459
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:47,616
[Paxton] Hey.
460
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,202
You need a ride?
461
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,995
[sniffling] I'm fine.
462
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,748
You don't look fine. You look...
463
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,540
puffy.
464
00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,920
Come on.
465
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,383
[indistinct chatter]
466
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,718
Fab, Fab, Fab, Fab. There you are.
467
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:07,928
I'll be right in, guys.
468
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,971
- No, you won't.
- What?
469
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,265
Shira's throwing
a last-minute hot tub party,
470
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,102
and we scored an invite.
Eve's in the car. Come on!
471
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,728
I already missed two practices
472
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,272
and we agreed you were gonna
try and schedule around that.
473
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,192
I can't predict when Shira's
gonna whip out her frozé machine
474
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:25,070
and invite the popular kids
to get in their bikinis, okay?
475
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,989
All I know is that this is the event
we need to go to,
476
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:32,035
so let's go slurp up some frozen wine
and make you into a Cricket Queen.
477
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:33,703
Come on!
478
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,666
So, why were you crying?
479
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,251
[scoffs]
480
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,920
I got into a really bad fight
with Eleanor.
481
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,923
Seems like you're in a fight
with lots of people.
482
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,552
Paxton, I'm so sorry I yelled at you.
483
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,054
Yeah, you were really rude,
484
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:55,142
but I have been trying
to take your advice.
485
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,311
I saw, and look, your team won today.
486
00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,646
Not because of me.
487
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:04,443
[sighs] I... I just don't get it.
488
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,362
You know, I worked as hard as I could,
489
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,157
and still got thrashed by the kid
you cheated on me with.
490
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,410
I mean, maybe I am dumb.
491
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:14,578
You're not dumb.
492
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,122
Yeah, but I'm not smart.
493
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,462
Can I give you some non-yelling advice?
494
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,924
I don't think you worked
as hard as you could.
495
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,635
I think you did the assignment,
496
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,013
but if you really wanted
to wow your teachers,
497
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,723
you have to go above and beyond.
498
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,019
What's the hardest
you ever pushed yourself in swimming?
499
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:43,565
Uh... I guess there was that one time
I accidentally swam to San Diego.
500
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,818
What? From Los Angeles?
501
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:47,903
Yeah.
502
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,614
Wow! Well, okay.
503
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,658
Swim to San Diego in school.
504
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,667
Okay. Yeah, I'll give that a try.
505
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:08,381
Oh, do you mind just pulling up
by that fire hydrant over there?
506
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,592
You can't see it from my house,
507
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:13,220
and I don't want my mom
to flip out that I rode with you.
508
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:18,892
Yeah, I'd be down not to interact
with your mom ever again.
509
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:25,065
But anyway, I promise,
I'm a changed woman.
510
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:28,401
From now on,
I'm as chill as a Slurpee, bro.
511
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:30,904
I'll believe that when I see it.
512
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:32,572
- Hmm.
- [chuckles]
513
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:37,619
Whoa, is that a Maybach? Sick!
514
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,080
Wait, I recognize that car.
515
00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:42,916
And is that your mom in there? With a guy?
516
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,087
[McEnroe] Yep, that's the face of a girl
517
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:50,507
who is realizing
her mom is on a date. Yikes!
518
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,760
♪ Blow it up
Ey, ey, blow it up ♪
519
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:55,762
♪ Blow it up
Ey, ey, blow it up ♪
520
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,098
♪ Pull it to the spot, make it hot ♪
521
00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,267
♪ Blow it up
Ooh, ooh, blow it up ♪
522
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,394
♪ Blow it up
Yeah, yeah, blow it up ♪
523
00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:04,354
♪ Blow it up
Whoa, whoa, blow it up ♪
524
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,565
♪ Pull it to the spot
Ey, make it hot ♪
525
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,775
♪ Drop the bomb
Boom, boom, blow it up ♪
526
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,944
♪ Boom, boom ♪
527
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:12,904
♪ Boom
Boom, blow it up ♪
528
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,282
♪ Ey, boom, boom ♪
529
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,284
♪ Boom, drop the bomb
Blow it up ♪
530
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,452
♪ Ey, boom, boom ♪
531
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:21,871
♪ Boom, blow it ♪
532
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:24,040
- ♪ Boom, boom ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
533
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,167
♪ Boom, drop the bomb
Blow it ♪
534
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,753
♪ Blow it up
Ey, ey, blow it up ♪
535
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,589
♪ Blow it up
Ey, ey, blow it up ♪
536
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,424
♪ Boom, boom ♪
537
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:34,926
♪ Boom, blow it ♪
538
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,095
♪ Boom, boom ♪
539
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,598
♪ Boom, drop the bomb
Blow it up, ey ♪