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["Dream Of You" by Josha Daniel playing]

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[McEnroe] Someone check on hell
because it has definitely frozen over.

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Devi Vishwakumar just walked
into school for the first time

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as Paxton Hall-Yoshida's girlfriend.

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And all she had to do was cheat on him,

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hit him with the car,
and do all his homework.

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Harry and Meghan, move over.

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This is what fairy tales are made of.

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[spitting]

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What the hell?

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[McEnroe] They'd been together
for two whole weeks,

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which for teenagers is basically
a lifetime of monogamy.

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Although between us,

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it had been a surprisingly
PG-13 two weeks.

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["Dream Of You" continues playing]

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Uh, maybe not tonight?

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Uh-- I had a huge dinner.

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-Okay.
-[chuckles softly]

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How about we watch some TikToks?

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♪ Dream of you… ♪

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Hey, let's take a rain check.

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-I actually had a huge breakfast.
-Okay.

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-Uh, let's watch some TikToks.
-Cool.

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[McEnroe] And though unusually large meals

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had interfered with the consummation
of their love,

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Devi was Paxton's official girlf.

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And for the first time,
she was feeling truly confident.

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You guys, isn't it crazy
that Paxton and Devi are together?

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-[Shira scoffs]
-I know, right? I never saw that coming.

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[Zoe] She's dying, right?
It's like a deathbed, last wishes thing?

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God, Paxton is just so kind.

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No, that's what I thought,
but she's like, healthy.

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Maybe she's just a huge slut.

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-[Zoe] Of course.
-[Carley] Good observation.

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Thanks. I'm really good
at deductive reasoning.

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Yeah, the only reason a guy like Paxton
would be with a freak like Devi

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is if she puts out.

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-[Carley] Totally.
-[Shira] No other logical explanation.

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Do you guys think I could pull off
white contacts like Kanye?

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-[Zoe] Yes!
-[Carley] Totally!

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["Lilac House" by Half Waif playing]

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The debut of Daxton was unreal.

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The hallway was littered with backpacks
people dropped in shock.

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It was awesome.

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Yeah, and you made it onto Lady Whistleboy
for the first time ever.

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[McEnroe] Lady Whistleboy
was the school's gossip TikTok

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loosely based on a Bridgerton character

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run by a not so anonymous source.

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Are you guys banging yet? I can't wait
to read Lady Whistleboy's take on that.

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Uh, we're circling it.

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We both want to. It's imminent for sure.

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[phone chimes]

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[Trent] Look up.

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-[bottle clanks]
-[Trent] Oh shit!

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Uh… [laughs]
What's going on with you and Trent?

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That failed attempt to look cool
was directed right at you.

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Ugh! I mean, we hung out a couple of times
over Christmas break.

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My parents definitely hate him,
which is exciting.

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Star-crossed lovers is your dream.

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I know, but it's so confusing.

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We haven't kissed yet,

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but he did leave a little bag
of weed under my Christmas tree.

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What do you guys think that means?

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Uh, that seems romantic to me.

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[McEnroe] Uh, no, it does not!

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What up, losers?
What's good in the kingdom of rejects?

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Sorry. Still getting used
to having female friends.

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-Hi. Hello. Good morning. What's goin' on?
-[Aneesa] Hey, babe.

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We're just congratulating Devi

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on her mic drop
of an entrance with Paxton.

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-[chuckles]
-Oh, uh, I guess I missed it. Sounds cool.

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It did, right?

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Because we're a good couple?
Like, it's believable that we're together,

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and one person wouldn't have to be a whore
to make the other like them, right?

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Devi, you're overthinking it.

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And you know what?
I just thought of something.

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Depending on how
this Trent thing shakes out,

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we might all be in legit relationships.

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-Here's to never being single again.
-[Aneesa giggles]

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Fabiola, I need to talk to you.

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I'm so sorry.

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You're moving to Korea?

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[McEnroe] Eve's mom
was opening a franchise of Bar Method

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in Seoul, South Korea.

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It was her dream to teach Korean women
how to sculpt their butts

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with small repetitive movements.

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-I don't want to break up.
-Neither do I.

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Okay, then let's do long distance.
It shouldn't be that hard.

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-What's the time difference?
-Sixteen hours.

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What? Damn.

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Maps really don't do
the Pacific Ocean justice, but it's fine.

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We can do this.
I'll just stay up a little later.

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You can FaceTime me when you're home
from school. It's gonna be okay.

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[gentle music plays]

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Good morning, Pati. Can I help with that?

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Oh, now you want to help out?

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I was under the impression
that all you do at mealtime

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is run away and shame your family.

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Pati, please, the knife.

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The knife is the least of your worries.

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I have never been so humiliated.

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Not even the time when my sari got caught
in the escalator at the Beverly Center.

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I was half naked
in front of Bath & Body Works.

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Pati, you know how sorry I am.

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I've texted Prashant many times,
but he won't respond.

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What did you even say?

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"Oh, hey, boo.
Sorry to have abandoned you."

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"Hope we're cool. Sad face emoji."

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If you weren't so beautiful,
I would have slapped you.

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Okay, Kamala,
why don't you leave the kitchen

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while your grandmother's furious…
[softly] and armed?

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You did bring disgrace on your family,

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but I don't think
that's a stabbable offense.

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I would go quickly if I were you.

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[Paxton] Hey.

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Oh. Hey.

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So, I haven't seen you much recently,
and I--

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Wait, why are there so many photos
of Adele in your locker?

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Because she's an icon
with the voice of an angel, bro.

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-You have a problem with that?
-No, no. I love Adele.

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She's cool.

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-So what do you want?
-[sighs]

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Are you, like, pissed at me
because I'm with Devi?

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It's not anger, man.

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It's fear.

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I've seen this girl burn you once.

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It's like Adele's song "Cold Shoulder."

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"Time and time again,
you're going to play the fool."

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-I don't know that song.
-Yeah, well, you freaking should.

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I just worry about you, man. I know behind
those sculpted abs is a tender heart.

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My heart's not behind my abs.

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Oh, sure it is.
You're just afraid to see it.

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Listen, man. I appreciate
that you're looking out for me, all right?

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But I really do trust Devi this time.

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[sighs] Okay, if you trust her,
then what else can I do but also trust.

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-Psych! [laughs]
-Dude!

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Whatever, man.
Your nuts miss me. I could tell.

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-[locker door closes]
-[school bell ringing]

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-[Trent] Hey, Devi.
-[Devi] Yo.

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-[Paxton] Hey, ready to hit the road?
-[Devi] Totally. Let's roll.

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Cool.

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[McEnroe] The walk out of school

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was feeling a bit less triumphant
to Devi than the walk-in.

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She had been obsessing over what Shira,
Zoe, and Carley had said all day.

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Was everyone wondering why Paxton
was with someone so far beneath him?

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What did Paxton and Devi
even look like to them?

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[phone beeps]

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[Eric] The newest odd couple at
Sherman Oaks High is leaving the building!

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[groans]

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[knocking on door]

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[Nalini] Here are some snacks
I found in my car.

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Sorry, they're mostly crushed.

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Oh, thank God.

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Can you please talk to Pati?

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I know she's disappointed with me,
but surely she doesn't want me to starve.

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Uh, I wouldn't put it past her. She did
almost try to decapitate you this morning.

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So, do you love him?

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This teacher?

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-I don't know what you're talking about.
-Devi's English teacher, Mr. Kulkarni.

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The one you went to see
at the school that night.

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I'm not dumb, Kamala.

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He asked about you
at Devi's parent-teacher conference.

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And then he pretended he asks
about all his students' cousins.

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No, I don't love him.

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Manish is just a friend.

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Look, Kamala.

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I know this way
of getting married can seem scary.

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Things may seem out of your control,

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but you just have to look
at your parents or look at Mohan and me.

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I mean, part of the reason
why we worked is because

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our families just went into it
wanting the same things.

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I know. Uh…

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I'm just scared.

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I love my life here, my freedom.

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I don't feel ready.

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I was a third-year medical student
when my parents matched me up with Mohan.

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All I wanted to do was zap spider veins

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and buy myself a white BMW convertible
with gold rims.

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-I did not have great taste back then.
-[chuckles]

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I mean, the last thing
I wanted to do was to get married.

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So, what changed your mind?

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Mohan, you know,
he was so honest and so kind,

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and when we moved here
he made me feel closer to my family,

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even though we were thousands
of miles away.

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He was my rock.

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[inhales deeply]
Prashant does remind me of home.

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It's nice.

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Listen, no one's making you
get married tomorrow,

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but I don't think you should
throw away Prashant because you're scared.

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And he's so hot.

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Extremely hot.
If you don't marry him, I will.

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[both laugh]

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[blows whistle]

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When you insisted

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we throw you a Happy Boyfriend party today
during our session,

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I thought you'd be happier about it.

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00:09:02,797 --> 00:09:04,674
Yeah, I know.

198
00:09:05,341 --> 00:09:06,717
Wait, I don't understand.

199
00:09:06,801 --> 00:09:08,636
You're dating the boy of your dreams.

200
00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:11,889
He's publicly acknowledged you
as his girlfriend. Ooh!

201
00:09:11,973 --> 00:09:12,974
Wait a minute.

202
00:09:13,057 --> 00:09:17,144
Did we discover that being
in a romantic relationship

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doesn't necessarily solve
all of our problems?

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Mmm. Nice try, Dr. Ryan.

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The entire Olivia Rodrigo album
would disagree with you.

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Then why are you so down?

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[sighs] I overheard some girls say that
I must be a slut for Paxton to like me.

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And not slut like
in the cool, affectionate way

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gay men say it on reality shows.

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Like, it's the only possible explanation
for why we're together.

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Devi, I am so sorry that happened to you.

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Me too. This cake cost $60,
and I'm too upset to eat it.

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Sixty dollars!
Girl, why you didn't just go to Ralphs?

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Listen, in life,

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there's always going to be some girl
in a bathroom calling you a slut, right?

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But the trick is
you don't let somebody else define you.

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When you do that,
you give them your power.

218
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Yeah, you're right.

219
00:10:05,359 --> 00:10:08,404
That's hella wise, Doc.
I'm gonna go bitch those girls out.

220
00:10:08,487 --> 00:10:11,616
You think I want you
to go bitch some other children out?

221
00:10:11,699 --> 00:10:12,992
-Yeah.
-No!

222
00:10:13,701 --> 00:10:15,661
I want you to ignore them.

223
00:10:16,537 --> 00:10:18,414
So, do absolutely nothing?

224
00:10:18,998 --> 00:10:23,044
Absolutely nothing is
an exercise in restraint.

225
00:10:23,919 --> 00:10:25,630
I see. Take the high road.

226
00:10:25,713 --> 00:10:27,381
-Yes.
-Sure. I could totally do that.

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Good, because it would be
very mature of you.

228
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It would be, and that is why
I'm going to do exactly that.

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I'm sure you will.

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Guess what, you jealous bitches. I heard
what you said about me in the bathroom.

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About your insane clothes?
You look like a children's performer.

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00:10:43,314 --> 00:10:45,358
I do not look like a children's perform--

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Okay, there are a lot of primary colors.

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Anyways, I am not a slut,
and for your information,

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Paxton and I have not had sex.

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He likes me
for my awesome personality. I'm--

237
00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:00,373
-Whoa, you and Paxton haven't had sex yet?
-[Zoe scoffs]

238
00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:03,125
-No.
-Great. That means he'll be single soon.

239
00:11:03,209 --> 00:11:04,251
Huh?

240
00:11:04,335 --> 00:11:06,212
Sweetie, Paxton's not gonna stay
with someone

241
00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:07,588
who's not having sex with him.

242
00:11:07,672 --> 00:11:11,133
He's like a man. He got armpit hair
when we were in fourth grade.

243
00:11:11,217 --> 00:11:14,261
Yeah, he's not gonna be satisfied
by only touching boobs

244
00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:16,639
and watching quirky TikToks
in bed or whatever.

245
00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:20,476
[McEnroe] Aw, shit, Devi.
That's exactly what you and Paxton do.

246
00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,646
Ooh. Maybe he'll ask me to prom.
You guys want to look at dresses?

247
00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:25,022
-Yes.
-REVOLVE app.

248
00:11:25,106 --> 00:11:27,149
Oh my God, that is so cute.

249
00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:29,568
So, you want to go to dinner this weekend?

250
00:11:29,652 --> 00:11:33,239
Yeah, like heat up your mom's leftovers
and play Fortnite in your garage

251
00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:34,615
with Trent and Marcus? Sure.

252
00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:37,451
-Damn. Is that what our dates are like?
-Mm-hmm.

253
00:11:37,535 --> 00:11:38,536
That sucks.

254
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,623
No, like a real date, like romantic.

255
00:11:43,207 --> 00:11:45,209
Have you ever been to CPK?

256
00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:48,629
[McEnroe] CPK?
Aka California Pizza Kitchen?

257
00:11:48,713 --> 00:11:52,591
Only the preeminent fast-casual
pizza chain in the US?

258
00:11:52,675 --> 00:11:55,511
Now that's a date. I wish I could go.

259
00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:58,139
Yeah, sure. I love pizza.

260
00:11:58,222 --> 00:12:03,185
So, am I bringing a Lactaid for later,
or am I just going home after?

261
00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:06,814
I mean, we could hang out
at my house after if you want.

262
00:12:06,897 --> 00:12:09,900
Hmm. Great, great. Lactaid it is.

263
00:12:09,984 --> 00:12:10,985
[chuckles]

264
00:12:11,819 --> 00:12:16,741
[McEnroe] If Devi was popping Lactaids
and hanging out with Paxton after a meal,

265
00:12:16,824 --> 00:12:18,826
that only meant one thing.

266
00:12:20,035 --> 00:12:22,121
I'm gonna have sex
with Paxton this weekend.

267
00:12:22,204 --> 00:12:23,706
Oh my--

268
00:12:25,249 --> 00:12:29,086
I was waiting for Fabiola to say God,
but I think she's asleep.

269
00:12:29,587 --> 00:12:33,424
Fab. Hello! You're like snoozing during
the most important news you've ever heard!

270
00:12:33,507 --> 00:12:36,510
Sorry. I was up late talking
to Eve in Seoul.

271
00:12:36,594 --> 00:12:38,679
I don't know
how much more I can take of this.

272
00:12:40,556 --> 00:12:42,558
Hey, guess what? I could burp your name.

273
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,185
[inhales deeply]

274
00:12:44,268 --> 00:12:45,478
[burping] Eleanor.

275
00:12:48,522 --> 00:12:51,108
Well, that was sort of sweet, I guess.

276
00:12:51,192 --> 00:12:53,110
[McEnroe] Devi's head was swimming.

277
00:12:53,194 --> 00:12:56,864
She was with the hottest boy in school,
and it was becoming clear to her

278
00:12:56,947 --> 00:13:00,367
that certain sexual expectations
went along with that.

279
00:13:00,451 --> 00:13:04,997
Thank God she could just disappear into
a normal class and not think about it.

280
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,625
["Fortunate Son"
by Creedence Clearwater Revival playing]

281
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:10,085
[smoke machine hissing]

282
00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:18,219
[Mr. Shapiro]
Good morning, young scholars.

283
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:22,556
Get your draft cards ready
because today we start our unit on…

284
00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:25,810
the Vietnam War.

285
00:13:25,893 --> 00:13:30,189
This is a story
about an incredibly rash decision

286
00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:32,650
that ended in devastating consequences.

287
00:13:33,234 --> 00:13:35,569
We bowed down to pressure from others,

288
00:13:35,653 --> 00:13:37,863
not because it was the right thing to do,

289
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,574
but because of our own precious egos.

290
00:13:40,658 --> 00:13:43,327
However, soon we realized
we were in over our heads,

291
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:47,581
and our actions left us with nothing
but embarrassment and shame.

292
00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:50,793
And by the time we pulled out,
our innocence was lost.

293
00:13:50,876 --> 00:13:54,922
Blood was everywhere.

294
00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:56,423
[gasps loudly]

295
00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:59,468
-[student laughs]
-That's right, Devi. It is gasp-worthy.

296
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,470
Your homework assignment.

297
00:14:02,346 --> 00:14:04,098
Listen to the Forrest Gump soundtrack.

298
00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:07,810
At least to the mid-'70s
before Jenny gets into heroin.

299
00:14:07,893 --> 00:14:09,144
[school bell ringing]

300
00:14:09,228 --> 00:14:12,189
Hey, Mr. Shapiro, another inspiring class.

301
00:14:12,273 --> 00:14:14,149
I actually felt like
I was at the fall of Saigon.

302
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:16,110
Thank you. That was my goal.

303
00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:19,655
Did you happen to get my email
requesting additional extra credit?

304
00:14:19,738 --> 00:14:22,783
I did. Uh, unfortunately,
the answer is no.

305
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:24,702
What? Why?

306
00:14:24,785 --> 00:14:27,162
To be honest, you've already got
an A-triple-plus in my class.

307
00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:29,665
If I go any higher, I'll need permission
from the school board.

308
00:14:29,748 --> 00:14:31,584
Mr. Shapiro, I know that an A-triple-plus

309
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,586
seems like a good grade
for someone who went to…

310
00:14:34,169 --> 00:14:35,087
Sarah Lawrence.

311
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:38,257
Of course,
but I am trying to get into an Ivy

312
00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:41,802
with an incredibly small acceptance rate,
so I need a little help here.

313
00:14:43,262 --> 00:14:45,180
As insulting as this interaction has been,

314
00:14:45,264 --> 00:14:47,224
I'm gonna have to stick
with my original decision.

315
00:14:47,308 --> 00:14:49,685
-No more extra credit, Ben.
-Ugh.

316
00:14:50,269 --> 00:14:54,315
And Sarah Lawrence has a 53%
acceptance rate. It's pretty competitive.

317
00:14:57,443 --> 00:14:58,819
Damn, that was crazy.

318
00:14:58,903 --> 00:15:02,531
I know. Mr. Shapiro should be begging
to grade my extra credit assignments.

319
00:15:02,615 --> 00:15:04,074
My prose is freaking lyrical.

320
00:15:04,158 --> 00:15:06,785
No, I meant you. You were the crazy one.

321
00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:07,786
Me?

322
00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:10,706
You have to be intense about grades
if you want to go to a good college.

323
00:15:10,789 --> 00:15:13,584
Okay, wait. Have you not thought
about where you want to go to college?

324
00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:17,463
Not really. I figured I'd just go to
Cal State Northridge where my cousins go.

325
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:23,344
Wow. Well, I want to go to Columbia
like Barack Obama and Jake Gyllenhaal.

326
00:15:23,427 --> 00:15:25,721
We had our Bar Mitzvahs
at the same temple.

327
00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:28,307
Jake and me, not President Obama.

328
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:30,935
Ah. Sounds cool.
Maybe I'll apply there too.

329
00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:33,729
What?

330
00:15:33,812 --> 00:15:35,272
[knocking]

331
00:15:37,524 --> 00:15:40,653
-Kamala?
-Hi. I brought cashew brittle.

332
00:15:41,236 --> 00:15:44,031
It's delicious, and it's on
the pricier end of their offerings.

333
00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:45,866
I have a deadly nut allergy.

334
00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:48,786
Was your purpose to kill me after
humiliating me in front of my family?

335
00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:51,205
[Kamala] Prashant, wait.

336
00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:53,123
I am so sorry.

337
00:15:53,749 --> 00:15:54,583
I just panicked.

338
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:58,462
My grandmother and my aunt convinced me
that you were going to propose.

339
00:15:58,545 --> 00:15:59,922
I was going to propose.

340
00:16:00,506 --> 00:16:01,548
-You were?
-[Prashant] Yeah.

341
00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:04,301
Why do you think I brought
my parents here? To see Universal Studios?

342
00:16:04,385 --> 00:16:06,512
They've been to the better one in Orlando.

343
00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:08,889
-Oh.
-Why are you here, Kamala?

344
00:16:09,807 --> 00:16:10,933
To win you back?

345
00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:13,936
I don't think you actually want me back.

346
00:16:14,019 --> 00:16:16,605
Sure, I do. You're such a great catch.

347
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:17,523
I know I am.

348
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:20,317
But, apparently, the thought
of me proposing to you made you flee.

349
00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:21,568
I'm ready for marriage.

350
00:16:21,652 --> 00:16:24,279
I want to take that next step
and to have a family.

351
00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:25,698
And I thought you did too.

352
00:16:25,781 --> 00:16:29,368
I do theoretically,
but I still have my fears.

353
00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:32,121
Honestly, I didn't love the advice
you gave me about my work.

354
00:16:32,204 --> 00:16:34,873
And I worry that that means
you won't support me professionally.

355
00:16:34,957 --> 00:16:37,793
And sometimes, when I picture our wedding,
I feel physically ill.

356
00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:40,295
But that doesn't mean
that I want to lose what we have.

357
00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:43,382
From what you just told me,
I don't think we have anything.

358
00:16:43,465 --> 00:16:44,800
No, that's not true.

359
00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:48,137
I mean, we have terrific sexual chemistry.

360
00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:50,556
[laughing] I would agree with that.

361
00:16:51,223 --> 00:16:54,727
Okay, look, maybe it's true that
I don't necessarily want to marry you,

362
00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:58,772
but it might just be
that I don't want to marry anyone.

363
00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:02,443
Well, then it's probably better
that we know that now.

364
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,028
Goodbye, Kamala.

365
00:17:04,111 --> 00:17:06,113
[somber music playing]

366
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:11,827
[Devi] I can't believe
I'm gonna lose my virginity tonight.

367
00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:14,538
Okay, and we assume
you've already called the PTA meeting.

368
00:17:14,621 --> 00:17:15,622
PTA meeting? What's that?

369
00:17:16,623 --> 00:17:18,167
[both] Pits, tits, and ass.

370
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,585
You gotta keep it fresh in there.

371
00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:21,795
[McEnroe] God, I hate knowing
that acronym.

372
00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:23,839
Yes, my PTA are squeaky clean.

373
00:17:23,922 --> 00:17:27,301
I wiped them down with old alcohol wipes
from when I got barbecue take out.

374
00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:30,262
It hurt like a bitch,
but thanks for helping me get ready, guys.

375
00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:31,805
It really means a--

376
00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:33,348
Fab! What the hell?

377
00:17:33,432 --> 00:17:35,934
Congratulations on doing sex.
We are so proud of you.

378
00:17:36,018 --> 00:17:39,480
Dude, you can't keep doing this
long-distance thing. It's not healthy.

379
00:17:39,563 --> 00:17:40,814
Yes, I can.

380
00:17:40,898 --> 00:17:44,234
I love Eve, and it'll be so worth it
when I can visit her in 60 months

381
00:17:44,318 --> 00:17:46,403
after I've saved up my allowance
for airfare.

382
00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:49,198
Mm-hmm. I don't know, guys. It's weird.

383
00:17:49,281 --> 00:17:53,619
I'm obviously mega horny for Paxton,
but kissing to intercourse in two weeks?

384
00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:55,120
Isn't that kind of fast?

385
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:58,040
So don't have sex with him.
I'm not having sex with Ben.

386
00:17:58,123 --> 00:17:59,958
[McEnroe] Oh, that's interesting.

387
00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:03,212
Not to me personally,
but for this group of girls.

388
00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:05,756
Devi, you don't have to do it
if you aren't ready.

389
00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:07,883
But Shira, Zoe, and Carley said

390
00:18:07,966 --> 00:18:11,095
that Paxton won't stay with a girl
who doesn't have sex with him.

391
00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:13,013
Don't listen to them.
They don't know anything.

392
00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:14,389
[sighs] Thanks, Fab.

393
00:18:14,473 --> 00:18:16,600
Even if they're right,
what's the worst that can happen?

394
00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:20,104
Paxton dumps you, and your popularity
plummets into the toilet again.

395
00:18:20,187 --> 00:18:23,232
So what?
Isn't your integrity more important?

396
00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:26,985
Also, many sexless people
have very fulfilling lives.

397
00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:30,072
They just channel their extra energy
into other pursuits.

398
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:31,949
Like, you could raise bees.

399
00:18:32,032 --> 00:18:33,951
Raise bees?

400
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:36,245
Gonna be honest, guys,
this advice low-key sucks.

401
00:18:36,912 --> 00:18:39,665
Sorry. I don't know why
I'm freaking out. [scoffs]

402
00:18:39,748 --> 00:18:41,500
I've wanted to have sex
with Paxton forever,

403
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,836
and it's probably gonna be
some magical deflowering

404
00:18:43,919 --> 00:18:45,838
that I write a poem about or some shit.

405
00:18:46,338 --> 00:18:47,172
I'm gonna do it.

406
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,384
Yes, queen! And now,
the most important question.

407
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,844
What is your panty situation?

408
00:18:51,927 --> 00:18:54,096
Mmm. Boy shorts
with South Park characters on it.

409
00:18:54,179 --> 00:18:55,681
The fly is Cartman's mouth.

410
00:18:57,474 --> 00:18:59,643
Right. I know how to fix this.

411
00:19:00,227 --> 00:19:02,271
[whimsical music playing]

412
00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:04,773
Ooh la la. [chuckles]

413
00:19:05,732 --> 00:19:06,859
What are you doing?

414
00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:08,402
Uh…

415
00:19:08,902 --> 00:19:09,945
Your laundry.

416
00:19:10,028 --> 00:19:12,614
I know that's a lie. You don't even know
where the washer/dryer is.

417
00:19:12,698 --> 00:19:13,699
Uh, yeah, I do.

418
00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:17,119
I want to say… kitchen?

419
00:19:18,162 --> 00:19:19,288
Okay. Fine.

420
00:19:19,371 --> 00:19:23,125
I needed to borrow some sexy underwear
because I'm dating someone.

421
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,002
Yes, Paxton. I know.

422
00:19:25,085 --> 00:19:27,546
I've run into him a few times
in our Jack and Jill bathroom.

423
00:19:27,629 --> 00:19:30,048
You're lucky your mom doesn't know
that you're dating him.

424
00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:31,466
Wait, why do you need…

425
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:33,427
Oh my God, Devi.

426
00:19:34,052 --> 00:19:35,095
[door closes]

427
00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:36,513
Are you going to have sex?

428
00:19:36,597 --> 00:19:38,223
-Is he pressuring you?
-No.

429
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:41,727
-I want to. I'm excited about it.
-[Kamala] Uh-huh.

430
00:19:42,352 --> 00:19:43,770
Sit down. Let's talk.

431
00:19:45,606 --> 00:19:47,232
Devi, sex is a big deal.

432
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,944
When you sleep with someone,
you're the most vulnerable you'll ever be.

433
00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:54,281
And if you rush into that,
you could get really hurt.

434
00:19:54,865 --> 00:19:56,450
Like, down there?

435
00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,827
No, Devi, like, emotionally.

436
00:19:58,911 --> 00:20:00,329
Ah. [scoffs]

437
00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:01,622
I've learned the hard way

438
00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:04,583
that you shouldn't do anything
on anyone's schedule but your own.

439
00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:06,460
Are you talking about Prashant?

440
00:20:07,044 --> 00:20:07,920
Yes.

441
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:11,089
I'm not going to marry him
because I'm not ready.

442
00:20:11,173 --> 00:20:14,259
And you shouldn't have sex yet
unless you're ready.

443
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:17,554
[McEnroe] The problem was,
Devi, like most teenagers,

444
00:20:17,638 --> 00:20:19,723
had no idea what she was ready for.

445
00:20:19,806 --> 00:20:22,935
All she knew was that she was
certainly not ready to be dumped.

446
00:20:23,477 --> 00:20:24,811
I'm not trying to be mean.

447
00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:27,856
I'm just saying I've never seen
anyone eat that much pizza.

448
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:31,443
It's almost like you were trying to stall
before you were coming home with me.

449
00:20:31,526 --> 00:20:32,653
[laughs]

450
00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:34,238
Stall? Are you crazy?

451
00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:35,530
Why would I want to delay

452
00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:37,824
the momentous night
we have ahead? [laughs]

453
00:20:37,908 --> 00:20:39,826
♪ Clementine ♪

454
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:41,453
♪ Trying to erase you ♪

455
00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:43,789
♪ From my spotless mind ♪

456
00:20:43,872 --> 00:20:48,043
♪ Hit fast-forward
But I'm stuck in rewind ♪

457
00:20:48,126 --> 00:20:50,254
♪ Trying to erase you ♪

458
00:20:50,337 --> 00:20:51,546
♪ Clementine… ♪

459
00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:54,841
-Ow. Ow, ow. My ear, my ear! Ow, ow.
-Oh, oh, oh.

460
00:20:56,134 --> 00:20:57,219
You good?

461
00:20:57,302 --> 00:20:58,971
Yeah. [chuckles]

462
00:20:59,054 --> 00:21:02,057
Totally good. Don't know why I decided
to wear statement earrings.

463
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,475
[chuckles]

464
00:21:03,558 --> 00:21:07,271
♪ Ferrari white tears
You cut 'em up in the mirror ♪

465
00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:10,399
♪ Now she's moving on
But I'm still here… ♪

466
00:21:11,024 --> 00:21:11,858
I'm ready.

467
00:21:12,609 --> 00:21:16,405
♪ You're cutting me loose
I'm kinda confused… ♪

468
00:21:16,488 --> 00:21:18,448
I'm ready.
Just put it in and get it over with.

469
00:21:23,203 --> 00:21:24,746
-Paxton?
-[song stops abruptly]

470
00:21:26,623 --> 00:21:28,083
Hey, wha-- what's up?

471
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,584
Why'd you stop?

472
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:32,254
I'm so close.

473
00:21:32,337 --> 00:21:34,965
Devi, your hands were
in tight little fists.

474
00:21:35,048 --> 00:21:38,635
And you were so stressed out,
I think I heard you crack a tooth.

475
00:21:39,303 --> 00:21:40,470
Wha-- Um…

476
00:21:42,055 --> 00:21:45,142
I don't think I'm ready to have sex.

477
00:21:46,351 --> 00:21:48,353
I understand if you want
to break up with me.

478
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:51,481
I know you don't date girls
who don't put out, so it's cool.

479
00:21:52,107 --> 00:21:54,526
That's not true. I can go slow.

480
00:21:55,527 --> 00:21:58,322
Okay, but what does going slow
mean to you?

481
00:21:58,405 --> 00:22:00,824
Like non-stop 69ing?
'Cause I don't want to do that.

482
00:22:00,907 --> 00:22:02,492
What? No.

483
00:22:03,952 --> 00:22:05,412
[sighs]

484
00:22:05,495 --> 00:22:08,582
Look, Devi, I only want to do
what you're comfortable with.

485
00:22:09,374 --> 00:22:12,711
Well, what if what I'm comfortable with

486
00:22:12,794 --> 00:22:15,630
is just going to second base
during scary movies?

487
00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:18,258
-Then I'm cool with that.
-Really?

488
00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:19,968
Yeah.

489
00:22:21,595 --> 00:22:24,097
-You want to watch some TikToks?
-Yeah.

490
00:22:24,181 --> 00:22:25,307
[chuckles]

491
00:22:26,350 --> 00:22:28,018
So we decided to take it slow.

492
00:22:28,101 --> 00:22:30,604
He didn't even get to see the G-string
I made out of my shoelace.

493
00:22:30,687 --> 00:22:32,898
-That's awesome, Devi.
-Good for you.

494
00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:36,360
I mean, we did silkscreen
this "Plowed by Paxton" t-shirt for you,

495
00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:40,238
but I guess I can give it to someone else
who had sex with him. I'm proud of you.

496
00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:42,949
Apricot conditioner, so no flaking.

497
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,743
So, any updates on Trent?

498
00:22:45,577 --> 00:22:49,539
Ugh! No, I've given up on him.
He ghosted me on text.

499
00:22:49,623 --> 00:22:51,792
-I guess I misread the signals.
-[school bell ringing]

500
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:55,879
Here are your graded pop quizzes
on the Tet Offensive.

501
00:22:55,962 --> 00:23:00,926
And, frankly, what I find offensive
is how ill-prepared so many of you were.

502
00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:04,221
I guess I'll have to go back
to teaching with textbooks

503
00:23:04,304 --> 00:23:06,515
instead of the films of Robert Zemeckis.

504
00:23:07,682 --> 00:23:08,809
I got a flat 100?

505
00:23:08,892 --> 00:23:12,562
But I wrote an extra page
on LBJ's inability to de-escalate the war

506
00:23:12,646 --> 00:23:15,690
and Lady Bird Johnson's lack
of fashion compared to Jackie O's.

507
00:23:15,774 --> 00:23:17,442
I told you, Ben, no more extra credit.

508
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,946
An 82? A freaking 82?

509
00:23:21,029 --> 00:23:24,157
Hey, I also got an 82! Ha! We're the same.

510
00:23:24,241 --> 00:23:27,119
-[scoffs]
-[laughs] Eleanor, up top!

511
00:23:27,619 --> 00:23:31,456
I don't know how this happened.
I've never gotten below an A before.

512
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,502
[McEnroe] In that moment,
Fabiola knew what she had to do.

513
00:23:35,585 --> 00:23:38,046
[emotional music playing]

514
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:40,048
[Fabiola] Hey, I think we should talk.

515
00:23:40,132 --> 00:23:41,925
[phone dings]

516
00:23:42,008 --> 00:23:44,428
[Eve] Sure,
would 2:30 a.m. your time work?

517
00:23:44,511 --> 00:23:45,387
[sighs]

518
00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:48,140
Ooh, an 84. Suck on that, Trent.

519
00:23:49,057 --> 00:23:50,142
[laughs]

520
00:23:54,604 --> 00:23:56,773
[school bell ringing]

521
00:23:57,357 --> 00:23:58,275
[Trent] Eleanor!

522
00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:02,737
How could you leave me
hanging back there with my high five?

523
00:24:03,447 --> 00:24:05,615
It cuts me deep
that my girl would do that to me.

524
00:24:05,699 --> 00:24:08,243
[Eleanor] Um, I'm sorry. Your girl?

525
00:24:08,326 --> 00:24:09,494
Are we dating?

526
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:11,455
Because you haven't texted me back
in forever.

527
00:24:11,538 --> 00:24:13,748
Oh, that's because I changed my number.

528
00:24:13,832 --> 00:24:16,835
I found out that 1-800-0FS-GIVEN
became available.

529
00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:18,420
Not that I even give an f.

530
00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:22,382
Okay, so just to clarify,
you have a toll-free cell phone number?

531
00:24:22,466 --> 00:24:24,509
-Yeah.
-And you like me?

532
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:25,427
Romantically?

533
00:24:25,510 --> 00:24:26,428
Yeah.

534
00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:29,764
[scoffs] Okay, because that wasn't
really clear before.

535
00:24:29,848 --> 00:24:32,517
Oh, well, let me be clear then.

536
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:35,061
["Prom" by Riah playing]

537
00:24:35,145 --> 00:24:40,567
♪ Don't wanna call
But I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪

538
00:24:40,650 --> 00:24:43,904
♪ Can't help it if I do ♪

539
00:24:43,987 --> 00:24:46,198
♪ Don't wanna call… ♪

540
00:24:46,281 --> 00:24:47,532
-Wow.
-Sick.

541
00:24:48,241 --> 00:24:49,117
[chuckles]

542
00:24:50,952 --> 00:24:52,454
-[Ben] Hey.
-Hi.

543
00:24:53,205 --> 00:24:54,873
Well, how's everything going?

544
00:24:54,956 --> 00:24:56,166
The, you know…

545
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,668
[inaudible conversation]

546
00:24:59,336 --> 00:25:01,004
Things are really good.

547
00:25:02,172 --> 00:25:04,758
Good. Since you're a late bloomer,

548
00:25:04,841 --> 00:25:06,676
I just wanted to offer my advice

549
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,846
as someone with more romantic
and sexual experience.

550
00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:12,224
-Mmm. How kind of you.
-Yeah, no problem.

551
00:25:13,391 --> 00:25:16,603
Great, well, all right.
I'll, uh, see you later, David.

552
00:25:16,686 --> 00:25:17,812
Mmm.

553
00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:19,648
[school bell ringing]

554
00:25:20,732 --> 00:25:22,025
Hey! You three!

555
00:25:22,692 --> 00:25:26,530
I want to let you guys know that Paxton
and I decided to take things slow

556
00:25:26,613 --> 00:25:30,283
because we are in a mature,
committed, respectful relationship

557
00:25:30,367 --> 00:25:32,202
that the three of you
would never understand.

558
00:25:33,036 --> 00:25:36,248
What? We didn't hear you
because we had in our earbuds.

559
00:25:37,332 --> 00:25:41,127
I was just saying that Paxton and I
are taking things slow, and we're good.

560
00:25:42,504 --> 00:25:43,630
Okay.

561
00:25:44,172 --> 00:25:47,509
It's just that you said some
pretty mean stuff about us before, so…

562
00:25:47,592 --> 00:25:49,844
-I don't think so. Doesn't sound like us.
-Mm-mm.

563
00:25:49,928 --> 00:25:51,054
No, you definitely did.

564
00:25:51,137 --> 00:25:52,806
She said we're not mean.

565
00:25:52,889 --> 00:25:55,225
And you labeling us that
makes you a bully.

566
00:25:55,308 --> 00:25:57,894
The prettiest girls at school
are always the ones people bully.

567
00:25:57,978 --> 00:25:59,354
[Carley and Shira] Mm-hmm.

568
00:25:59,437 --> 00:26:02,190
[McEnroe] Right then
Devi learned a valuable lesson.

569
00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:04,109
She was nothing to these girls.

570
00:26:04,192 --> 00:26:07,404
So maybe what they said
should mean nothing to her.

571
00:26:08,530 --> 00:26:11,074
Thank you.
I got a lot out of this conversation.

572
00:26:11,157 --> 00:26:12,742
-Great chat.
-Bye.

573
00:26:12,826 --> 00:26:13,994
-Great stuff. Bye.
-Bye.

574
00:26:15,328 --> 00:26:19,082
So, Devi, how was your evening last night?
Was it eventful?

575
00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:23,795
It was not. I did not consummate my plans.

576
00:26:23,878 --> 00:26:26,548
What is this?
Why are you both talking weird?

577
00:26:26,631 --> 00:26:27,757
Nothing, Mom.

578
00:26:28,341 --> 00:26:30,594
-Yo! We got idli and sambar? Noice!
-Mm-hmm.

579
00:26:30,677 --> 00:26:32,262
That definitely sounds more normal.

580
00:26:32,345 --> 00:26:35,974
So, Nirmala Mami, how was
your water aerobics class this morning?

581
00:26:36,057 --> 00:26:38,643
You still floating away,
or did you find a way to anchor yourself?

582
00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:39,644
Nobody cares, Nalu.

583
00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:41,938
Kamala, did you talk to Prashant?

584
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,940
Is the wedding on or not?

585
00:26:44,024 --> 00:26:47,652
Because we need to start booking flights
for family coming from India.

586
00:26:48,153 --> 00:26:51,948
I did speak to Prashant.
It was an illuminating conversation,

587
00:26:52,032 --> 00:26:55,368
and I think we came to a mutual agreement
which we are both very happy with.

588
00:26:56,494 --> 00:26:59,122
We have decided
to not move forward with our relationship.

589
00:26:59,998 --> 00:27:02,459
But I think it's going to be
a positive thing for me, because--

590
00:27:02,542 --> 00:27:06,838
Oh, you do? I'm glad to hear it,
because I'm never speaking to you again.

591
00:27:07,964 --> 00:27:11,301
Devi, you are
my only granddaughter now. Enjoy.

592
00:27:12,010 --> 00:27:13,470
[plates clinking]

593
00:27:14,304 --> 00:27:15,305
[Nalini] All right, Mami…

594
00:27:15,388 --> 00:27:17,140
[McEnroe] Okay, well,
things were looking up.

595
00:27:17,223 --> 00:27:20,393
Devi was somehow,
for the first time, the family favorite.

596
00:27:20,477 --> 00:27:23,563
She was in a healthy relationship
with her dream guy,

597
00:27:23,647 --> 00:27:25,940
and she had learned
to ignore all the haters.

598
00:27:26,983 --> 00:27:28,610
[female voice] You better watch out, Devi.

599
00:27:28,693 --> 00:27:31,321
Paxton Hall-Yoshida
is not who you think he is.

600
00:27:31,905 --> 00:27:34,991
[McEnroe] Yeah,
it's gonna be hard to ignore that.

601
00:27:35,075 --> 00:27:37,410
♪ Yeah, I hear wedding bells ♪

602
00:27:41,748 --> 00:27:43,375
♪ But they're not for me ♪

603
00:27:48,505 --> 00:27:50,256
♪ They're for my best friend ♪

604
00:27:55,178 --> 00:27:57,013
♪ And your best friend ♪

605
00:28:01,101 --> 00:28:03,770
♪ Yeah, I hear wedding bells ♪

606
00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:11,736
♪ Yeah, I hear wedding bells ♪

607
00:28:14,322 --> 00:28:16,032
♪ But they're not for you ♪

608
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,043
[music ends]