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[electro pop music playing]

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[McEnroe] For as long
as Devi could remember,

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Valentine's Day had been nothing
but a humbling annual reminder

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that she was a stone-cold loser.

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You will always be my Valentine, kanna.

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[kisses]

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[McEnroe] As far as she was concerned,

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this holiday sucked a fat one.

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[music continues]

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Whoops, sorry, little boy.
I'm supposed to be next door.

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[McEnroe] But today, Devi had a boyfriend,

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and Valentine's Day
was gonna frickin' rule.

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-Happy Valentine's Day.
-[Devi] Hey.

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I've got a really romantic date
planned for us tonight.

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-[Devi] Ooh.
-I Febrezed my futon and everything.

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[both chuckle]

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[McEnroe] Put that in your vape pen
and vape it, loser single girls.

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All right. Well, I gotta grab some things
before class, but I'll see you later.

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[Devi] Okay.

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-[McEnroe] Nothing was gonna ruin today.
-[sighs]

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-Hey, what's up?
-Yo, what up, dude?

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[McEnroe] Not even the fear that Devi
may have inadvertently rekindled something

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between Paxton and his smoking hot ex.

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-Oh, Paxton, wait. Guess what?
-Yep.

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You're my perfect match.

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What are you talking about?
What is that? Oh!

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Happy Valentine's.

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Here's your results
from the student council's

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compatibility quiz
you took yesterday at lunch.

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["Run It Up Pt. II" by Spilt Milk playing]

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[McEnroe] Oh God.

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Maybe there's another Eric Perkins
at this school.

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-[boy] No way, man.
-[girl] Walk much?

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What?

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♪ Run it up, run it up
Run it up, run it up ♪

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♪ Run it up, run it up, run it ♪

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♪ Run it up, run it up ♪

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[Devi] Valentine's Day sucks!

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I just don't get how I, a person
who's dating the hottest boy in school,

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is most compatible with Eric.

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Are you more mad that you got Eric,

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or that Haley got Paxton?

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[sighs]

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I'm happy that they're friends again.

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I just wish
they weren't such good friends.

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You don't have to worry about Haley.
Paxton is super into you.

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I know, but he and Haley
have known each other forever,

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and they have had sex.

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And now I'm picturing them having sex and…

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Oh my God, I realized why the computer
said they were a perfect match.

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Don't read into it that much.

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It's just a dumb quiz made
by dumb teenagers in a dumb school.

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Hey, guys.

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[inhales deeply] Hi, Aneesa.

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[McEnroe] This awkward hello is courtesy
of the following interaction

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that has yet to be discussed.

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Um, did you just call this quiz dumb?

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It was actually developed
by Nobel prize-winning scientists at MIT.

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Its accuracy is undisputed.

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So, educate yourselves.

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Sorry, Jonah.

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I can't believe I got Gears Brosnan.
I didn't even know he filled out a quiz.

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-Who'd you guys get?
-I got Trent.

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Yeah, I got Ben.

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Oh wow, Ben. That's so cool

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since he's your boyfriend and all.

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Hey, Fab, do you feel weird today?

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Why? Do I seem weird? Does it seem
like something weird happened?

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No, I was just wondering
'cause, you know, it's Valentine's Day,

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and you must miss Eve.

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Oh. Um… [sighs]

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Yeah, yeah, that's-- I do. I miss her.

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Speaking of relationships,

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I don't think all the couples here
are gonna make it through Valentine's.

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-What?
-Why do you say that?

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Because I need to dump Trent.

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Wait, I thought things were going well.

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I mean, it's been fun.

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He's just not very deep.

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Like, I'm a second away

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from bursting into either song or tears
at every moment of the day.

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Shouldn't I be with another artist
or at least another Sagittarius?

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Got you, babe.

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Oh, hey.

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Yeah, I got you too.

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[inhales deeply] Wow,
those MIT guys are good.

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I guess.

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But doesn't this quiz feel kind of creepy?
Like, real 1984 vibes.

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The Taylor Swift album?

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[snorts] No, Aneesa.

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The book by George Orwell.

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God, I've gotta get you
a little library card, huh?

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I'd argue that 1989
has more literary relevance

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than anything George Orwell ever wrote.

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Is that true? I only listen to podcasts.

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Dr. Vishwakumar,
your next patient is here.

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[chuckling]

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Hi. Rhyah, what brings you in today?

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Oh, I just wanted to say hi.

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Also, I have this tiny burning rash
going up my arm,

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but I mostly just wanted to say hi.

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Okay, let me take a look.

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-[Rhyah] Okay.
-How are things with you?

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-I'm good. How are you doing?
-Good. Good, good.

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-Itchy?
-Yeah.

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-[Nalini] Kind of flaky?
-Little bit.

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Mmm. Looks like tinea corporis.

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-Oh, what's that?
-It's basically athlete's foot.

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Or in this case,
we can call it athlete's forearm.

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[gasps] See, I knew my yoga studio
wasn't washing their mats properly.

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I stayed late one time
and watched them flip 'em over.

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Don't worry about it.
It's actually fairly common.

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I'm just gonna write you a prescription
for anti-fungal cream.

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It should clear up in a few weeks.

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Fungal infection on Valentine's Day.
[chuckling] Very sexy.

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Do you have any plans tonight?

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[McEnroe] Nalini had completely forgotten
about Valentine's Day.

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She had always considered it
a stupid holiday.

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But now with Mohan gone,
it felt different.

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No.

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Mohan, no.

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We agreed last year
no Valentine's Day gifts.

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This is different. You'll like it.

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I spent hardly any money.

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[sentimental music playing]

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You got me a bobblehead of you?

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Yeah.

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Now you can knock me around
when I'm being hardheaded.

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Did you give yourself a stronger jaw?

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Well…

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Maybe.

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[Nalini chuckles]

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[sighs] Nope.

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No Valentine's Day plans

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other than tending to the many
demanding people in my household

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who drain me of my money and energy.

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Well, you should still celebrate.

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Hey, you need to carve out
some fun time for you.

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Every day.

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I already do that for six hours
every night when I'm asleep.

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That's not what I mean.

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What are you doing tomorrow night?
Let's have a gals hang.

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Oh. Uh…

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I don't think I can.

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Just really busy.

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Sorry.

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Okay, no worries.

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But I'm gonna leave you my number
just in case you change your mind.

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-[Tracey] Dr. Vishwakumar.
-[Nalini] Mm-hmm.

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Your mother-in-law's on the phone.

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She's accidentally locked herself
in the garage again.

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She said it's no rush,
but the stove is on.

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[Mr. Shapiro] Good morning, students.

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Who knows what this is?

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That's a 34C, front clasp, demi-cup.

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No, Trent. This is oppression.

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Uh, they used to be made
of more flammable materials.

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The point is,

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we are starting our unit
on the women's rights movement,

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and it will take us all the way
till the end of the year.

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We're studying the women's rights movement
for the next four months?

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What about Watergate?

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What about Iran-Contra? What about 9/11?

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Uh, would you like to tell
the women in this classroom

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that those events mean more to you
than their rights?

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We need to know other things
for the AP test.

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Reclaiming my time.

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The first assignment.

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I need all of you to break up into groups

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and rewrite the Bill of Rights
as if it were written,

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not by Founding Fathers

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but instead by Founding Mothers.

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Can you believe this?
This is why we need real textbooks.

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Well, according to you,
I don't read books.

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So I guess I'm cool with it.

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[students murmuring]

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Excuse me, is this seat taken?

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Yeah, actually.
My superhot boyfriend. Mm-hmm.

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And he's a real psycho, so…

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-Damn. The cute ones are always taken.
-[Devi] Mm-hmm.

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[chuckles]

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How's your Valentine's Day going?

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It was good at the start,

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and then I got Eric
on the compatibility quiz.

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Mm. He's not so bad.

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He's always the first to notice
when I get a new haircut.

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I guess.

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I just kind of wanted
to get my smokeshow boyfriend,

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but apparently the computer feels
like he's out of my league.

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Okay. First of all,
you're my smokeshow girlfriend.

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And secondly,

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the computer thinks
you're exactly in my league.

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[McEnroe] Hallelujah.

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Who cares if Devi's perfect match was Eric

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as long as Paxton's perfect match was her?

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According to Nobel scientists,

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she was basically the only one
in the whole world for him.

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So suck on that, Haley.

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-[fire whooshes]
-[yelps]

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Oh, it seems as if it is still flammable.
Everyone out!

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Men and teachers last.

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[students murmuring]

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Yo, babe. [exhales]
I have an amazing Valentine's plan.

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Picture this, candlelight dinner.

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You, me, my Uncle Joe.

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Wear something sexy.

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Yeah. Um, Trent, I think we should talk.

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Oh wow.

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Anytime someone says that to me,

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it always means great news.

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Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Well, I don't think I can come
to Valentine's with your Uncle Joe.

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Why? Is it because
he hogs the crescent rolls?

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Or are you worried he's gonna try
to put you in one of his TV commercials?

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One of his, 'scuse me, whats?

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His commercials.
He owns a chain of blinds stores.

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Chances are you've seen them
while pumping gas.

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Wait. Is your Uncle Joe Captain Joe,

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the pirate who makes high prices
walk the plank?

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That's him. Yeah,
whenever we have dinner together,

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he always ropes everyone at the table
into being in his next commercial.

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00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,733
Oh, wow.

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00:10:03,816 --> 00:10:06,319
But we could always
just go out to a restaurant.

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No, I'll be there.

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00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:12,074
Valentine's Day is about family.
Thanks for reminding me of that.

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[both chuckle]

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00:10:16,537 --> 00:10:17,371
[Ben] Hey.

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00:10:18,164 --> 00:10:20,875
Something wrong?
You kinda bit my head off back there.

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00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:23,961
Yeah. Well, I didn't love
the way you talked to me earlier.

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That little library card remark
was messed up.

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00:10:26,547 --> 00:10:29,342
Aneesa, I was just teasing.
It was just a joke.

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Was it a joke?
You seem genuinely embarrassed by me.

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Of course, I'm not embarrassed of you.

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You're amazing,
and pretty, and cool, and fun.

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So what if you don't know
who some dumb author is.

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I don't expect you
to know everything that I know.

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There it is. Right there.

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You're so condescending.

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[inhales deeply] You know what?

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Hmm. Think I'm gonna take
a rain check on Valentine's dinner.

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00:10:50,446 --> 00:10:51,906
What? Aneesa, wait.

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00:10:51,989 --> 00:10:53,991
Oh, come on. I didn't mean it like that.

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[sighs]

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-[door closes]
-[faucet running]

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00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,376
[smacks lips]

246
00:11:03,459 --> 00:11:05,711
Here we are again
in the old bathroom. [chuckles]

247
00:11:06,545 --> 00:11:09,048
Yeah. Um, Fabiola, about that.

248
00:11:10,341 --> 00:11:12,510
I'm really sorry I kissed you.

249
00:11:13,469 --> 00:11:15,930
Can we just forget about it?

250
00:11:16,013 --> 00:11:17,890
Yeah. Yeah, no problem.

251
00:11:17,973 --> 00:11:20,393
I'm… I'm still getting over Eve, so…

252
00:11:20,893 --> 00:11:22,436
consider it forgotten.

253
00:11:23,688 --> 00:11:24,522
Thank you.

254
00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:29,735
Good talk.

255
00:11:33,155 --> 00:11:35,741
-[somber music playing]
-[door opens, closes]

256
00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:42,331
Whoa! Is that homemade rigatones with…
[imitating Italian accent] …mozzarella?

257
00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:45,459
Yep, as long as you count
microwaving a Stouffer's as homemade.

258
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,462
I did cut that sprig of parsley
and put it on there.

259
00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:50,673
[clicks tongue] Uh, I think that's mint.

260
00:11:51,257 --> 00:11:53,092
Nice, refreshing. [chuckles]

261
00:11:53,175 --> 00:11:54,051
[Devi] Hmm.

262
00:11:56,762 --> 00:12:00,474
Look at us. You know, at first glance,
we probably seem like a real odd couple.

263
00:12:00,558 --> 00:12:03,436
Because, you know,
you're Paxton Hall-Yoshida.

264
00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:06,105
And I'm just, ugh,
nerdy little me with no abs.

265
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:08,691
What? Don't talk about yourself like that.

266
00:12:08,774 --> 00:12:11,569
Come on, you're awesome.
You're beautiful. You're smart.

267
00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:13,028
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying,

268
00:12:13,112 --> 00:12:16,240
despite that, those MIT scientists
know what they're talking about.

269
00:12:16,323 --> 00:12:20,411
-We're really good together.
-Totes. Just like marinara and mint.

270
00:12:20,995 --> 00:12:24,874
Sure, or things that more classically
go together. [chuckles]

271
00:12:24,957 --> 00:12:27,001
But anyway, we're a good team.

272
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,628
-Yeah, we are a good team.
-Mm-hmm.

273
00:12:29,712 --> 00:12:30,713
Hey, speaking of teams,

274
00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:33,382
I'm gonna play paintball tomorrow
with a bunch of dudes. Wanna come?

275
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,134
I absolutely do not.

276
00:12:35,217 --> 00:12:37,553
But yet again,
I love that we like different things,

277
00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:39,847
because per the computer,
opposites attract.

278
00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:40,973
They sure do.

279
00:12:42,224 --> 00:12:43,726
Happy Valentine's Day, Devi.

280
00:12:46,771 --> 00:12:48,022
Oh, shit.

281
00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:50,649
I totally forgot.
I bought fancy Parm for this.

282
00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:53,235
Not even the green can.
It's like a little brick I have to grate.

283
00:12:53,319 --> 00:12:55,237
So, BRB. [chuckles]

284
00:12:55,321 --> 00:12:58,032
[McEnroe] Devi was finally at peace
in her relationship.

285
00:12:58,115 --> 00:12:59,825
And though the bar was low,

286
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,578
she was having
the most romantic meal of her life.

287
00:13:02,661 --> 00:13:05,039
All she had to do now was lean back

288
00:13:05,122 --> 00:13:07,708
and wait for her chiseled,
doting boyfriend

289
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:10,336
to bring her freshly grated cheese and…

290
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,839
lie to her frickin' face.

291
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,008
-What the hell?
-[sighs]

292
00:13:16,091 --> 00:13:20,095
Cheers to my most romantic
Valentine's Day dinner yet.

293
00:13:20,888 --> 00:13:22,890
-Eye contact.
-Mmm. Sure.

294
00:13:23,474 --> 00:13:25,601
Eye contact. Eleanor, eye contact.

295
00:13:25,684 --> 00:13:27,019
Yep. [chuckles]

296
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,650
So, Captain Joe.

297
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,235
You know, I'm a big fan.

298
00:13:34,318 --> 00:13:38,614
I love the commercial
where you slash prices and some blinds

299
00:13:38,697 --> 00:13:40,032
with your hook hand.

300
00:13:40,115 --> 00:13:42,409
Thanks. Actually, I didn't mean
to rip those blinds in half,

301
00:13:42,493 --> 00:13:44,411
but we forgot to roll sound
on the other take, so…

302
00:13:44,495 --> 00:13:46,747
The performances are phenomenal.

303
00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:48,541
Where do you find the actors?

304
00:13:48,624 --> 00:13:50,960
Mmm… Mostly family dinners.

305
00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:53,671
Oh, hey, you know, Eleanor is an actor.

306
00:13:53,754 --> 00:13:55,422
-[chuckles]
-A really good one.

307
00:13:55,506 --> 00:13:58,717
Well, if you want,
you can play a salty sea wench.

308
00:13:59,552 --> 00:14:00,845
In your next commercial?

309
00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:02,429
Yeah, sure.

310
00:14:02,513 --> 00:14:04,807
[inspirational music playing]

311
00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:05,891
Oh my God.

312
00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:08,686
I'm a working actor.

313
00:14:09,311 --> 00:14:12,231
I'm a working actor. Thank you so much.

314
00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:15,192
Yeah, anything for someone
who makes my nephew here so happy.

315
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:18,320
Oh, not even weed makes me this happy.

316
00:14:19,113 --> 00:14:21,115
-[sighs]
-[chuckles sheepishly]

317
00:14:24,869 --> 00:14:27,037
Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart.

318
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:30,791
[sighs]

319
00:14:35,129 --> 00:14:36,297
[door opens]

320
00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:40,092
Oh, Devi. Hi. Hey, do you want
to have a little bit of dinner with me?

321
00:14:40,175 --> 00:14:42,761
Your grandmother's having Galentine's
with one of her cliques,

322
00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:45,848
and believe I saw your cousin sneak
into your teacher's crappy little Honda.

323
00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:48,517
Uh, no, thanks. I already ate.
I'm just gonna go up to my room.

324
00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:51,353
Uh, I have a big test tomorrow.

325
00:14:52,438 --> 00:14:54,315
[McEnroe] As Nalini envisioned her night

326
00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:57,902
watching a Hallmark movie
with an inanimate object,

327
00:14:57,985 --> 00:15:00,487
she started to entertain the possibility

328
00:15:00,571 --> 00:15:03,616
that she might need
to broaden her social horizons.

329
00:15:04,617 --> 00:15:06,619
[Nalini] Hi, Rhyah! Still free tomorrow?

330
00:15:07,202 --> 00:15:08,913
This is Nalini Vishwakumar.

331
00:15:08,996 --> 00:15:11,665
[McEnroe] Devi hadn't mentioned the card
to Paxton,

332
00:15:11,749 --> 00:15:15,085
instead she had spent
the rest of dinner pretending to be happy,

333
00:15:15,169 --> 00:15:18,339
like I did when I got runner-up
at Wimbledon in 1980.

334
00:15:18,422 --> 00:15:20,716
Not doing a great job there, bud.

335
00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:23,594
Wow, you really weren't lying

336
00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:24,887
about the Parmesan.

337
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,430
-It's delicious.
-I know, right?

338
00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:27,723
Yeah. Uh-huh.

339
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:31,810
I sure can trust you
when it comes to cheese.

340
00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:37,107
[sighs]

341
00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:41,070
[McEnroe] But obviously
Devi was spiraling.

342
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:43,489
Why did Paxton lie to her?

343
00:15:43,572 --> 00:15:44,740
And, more importantly,

344
00:15:44,823 --> 00:15:47,576
was his perfect match
who she thought it was?

345
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,744
[sighs]

346
00:15:49,578 --> 00:15:51,080
[upbeat music playing]

347
00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:57,086
Eric, we need to talk about
the compatibility quiz. I know you got me.

348
00:15:57,169 --> 00:16:01,465
Shh! Keep it down.
You trying to ruin my rep, dork?

349
00:16:01,548 --> 00:16:03,050
Excuse me, nerd?

350
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:08,055
I've spent the last two years
trying to date someone who's hot

351
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,431
and become popular,

352
00:16:09,515 --> 00:16:12,810
so that I'm not just the kid
who lost his dad…

353
00:16:12,893 --> 00:16:15,479
[McEnroe] Damn. Maybe they were alike.

354
00:16:15,562 --> 00:16:16,605
…at Disneyland.

355
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,732
I had to wait for him
near the security desk.

356
00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:19,858
Oh my God.

357
00:16:19,942 --> 00:16:21,819
[McEnroe] Ugh. This kid.

358
00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:25,572
Well, I know Paxton made you trade cards
with him. So tell me who he got.

359
00:16:25,656 --> 00:16:29,451
-Hmm. Interesting. What's it worth to ya?
-Just give me the card, Eric.

360
00:16:29,535 --> 00:16:31,787
Oh, you mean this card?

361
00:16:32,454 --> 00:16:36,291
Well, it is gonna cost you big time.

362
00:16:37,084 --> 00:16:38,252
Haley.

363
00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:39,628
Damn it.

364
00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:42,673
No, I don't. No! I never said that.

365
00:16:42,756 --> 00:16:45,426
-Is she laughing? That's five bucks then.
-[Haley] I'm not laughing.

366
00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:46,844
[scoffs]

367
00:16:48,846 --> 00:16:51,265
How'd the rest of your Valentine's go?
Did you break up with--

368
00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:53,142
Ah! My boyfriend.

369
00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:57,813
I'm gonna take that as a no.

370
00:16:58,397 --> 00:17:02,943
No, I didn't break up with him.
Instead, I used him to get to his uncle.

371
00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:05,154
I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that.

372
00:17:05,237 --> 00:17:07,448
His uncle's Captain Joe.

373
00:17:07,531 --> 00:17:08,699
The blinds guy?

374
00:17:08,782 --> 00:17:11,785
Yep, and I weaseled my way
into one of his commercials.

375
00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:14,705
Oh my God, Eleanor,
you're gonna be in a commercial?

376
00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:16,915
Yeah, but I feel really gross about it.

377
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:18,709
So what are you gonna do?

378
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:22,212
I think I have
to let both Trent and the commercial go.

379
00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:26,550
Maybe one of these days
I'll meet someone who's right for me,

380
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,761
whose uncle also makes commercials.

381
00:17:31,472 --> 00:17:34,975
And so Eric shows me Paxton's card,
and it's frigging Haley.

382
00:17:36,143 --> 00:17:38,604
Are you worried that something
is going on between them?

383
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,314
I don't know.

384
00:17:40,397 --> 00:17:41,523
I don't think so.

385
00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:44,109
It's just… Why else would he lie?

386
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:48,030
Well, it was wrong for Paxton
to be dishonest.

387
00:17:48,113 --> 00:17:50,074
But why do you care so much
about this test?

388
00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:50,991
It's just…

389
00:17:53,035 --> 00:17:56,371
when I see him talking to Haley,
I feel really jealous.

390
00:17:56,955 --> 00:17:58,999
They look so good together.

391
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:02,419
Like, no one would bat an eye
if you said that they were a couple.

392
00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:05,672
And you think you and Paxton
are getting tons of eye bats?

393
00:18:05,756 --> 00:18:08,509
I can't help but worry
that this is some weird phase for him

394
00:18:08,592 --> 00:18:10,969
where he dates a quirky, smart girl.

395
00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:13,013
And at any moment, he's gonna be like,

396
00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:15,182
"Yo, you know what I miss?"

397
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:19,561
"Superhot models with six-pack abs
and, like, symmetrical boobs."

398
00:18:19,645 --> 00:18:20,854
[laughs]

399
00:18:20,938 --> 00:18:24,399
First of all, girl,
nobody has symmetrical boobs.

400
00:18:24,483 --> 00:18:26,652
Everybody's got a Biggie and a Smalls.

401
00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:30,531
And secondly, that way of thinking
is selling you both short.

402
00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:32,658
-Like, look at this girl.
-Do I have to?

403
00:18:32,741 --> 00:18:34,576
[Devi] Yes. Look at her stories.

404
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,205
Here she is doing
a cool dance, ironically. [scoffs]

405
00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:41,375
And here she is doing Pilates.
Probably without even queefing.

406
00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:44,837
-And here she is playing paintball.
-[Haley laughing]

407
00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:49,216
Wait, she's playing paintball?
Doc, I gotta go.

408
00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,385
Devi, don't. Let's work through this.

409
00:18:51,468 --> 00:18:53,137
Devi, don't go--

410
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,429
[sighs]

411
00:18:54,972 --> 00:18:55,889
Shit.

412
00:18:55,973 --> 00:18:58,809
[mouth full] Mmm, an açaí bowl.
I never had one of these before.

413
00:18:58,892 --> 00:18:59,935
-Really?
-[Nalini] Mm-mm.

414
00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:01,603
Oh, açaí bowls are great.

415
00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:04,898
They're loaded with antioxidants, fiber.
They boost brain function.

416
00:19:05,524 --> 00:19:08,777
But really, they're just a way to eat tons
of sugar and pretend it's healthy for you.

417
00:19:08,861 --> 00:19:10,404
-[Nalini chuckles]
-[Rhyah laughs]

418
00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:13,115
You sound like my husband.
He had a huge sweet tooth.

419
00:19:13,198 --> 00:19:14,783
One time he had three Pizookies.

420
00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:16,618
That's a cookie the size of a pie.

421
00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:18,412
Got very sick to the stomach.

422
00:19:18,996 --> 00:19:22,666
But even in severe abdominal pain,
he was still able to make me laugh.

423
00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:23,876
[chuckles]

424
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:26,503
I'm sorry, Nalini.
Must be really difficult without him.

425
00:19:27,713 --> 00:19:30,215
Yesterday was harder
than I expected, you know.

426
00:19:31,049 --> 00:19:34,052
I always thought Valentine's Day
was stupid, but last night…

427
00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:35,012
[inhales deeply]

428
00:19:35,095 --> 00:19:37,431
…I would've given anything for him
to walk through the door

429
00:19:37,514 --> 00:19:39,474
with a $5 teddy bear from the gas station.

430
00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:41,310
I wish you could've had that too.

431
00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:46,481
Saw a picture of him in your office.
Good for you, girl.

432
00:19:47,107 --> 00:19:48,650
[both laugh]

433
00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:51,195
-He was nice to look at, wasn't he?
-[Rhyah] Mmm.

434
00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:53,780
But that's not what I miss most about him.

435
00:19:53,864 --> 00:19:56,867
I truly just miss having
my best friend around.

436
00:19:57,743 --> 00:20:00,495
Well, it sounds like a new friend
is just what's needed.

437
00:20:03,415 --> 00:20:06,210
Let's do something fun.
Have you ever had a blowout?

438
00:20:06,293 --> 00:20:08,545
I fear this açaí bowl may lead to one.

439
00:20:08,629 --> 00:20:10,797
[laughs]

440
00:20:10,881 --> 00:20:14,635
No. No, no. I meant your hair.
There's a blow-dry bar over there.

441
00:20:14,718 --> 00:20:16,762
-No, please. [chuckles]
-[Rhyah laughs]

442
00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:19,556
-I'm so embarrassed.
-[laughs]

443
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,599
Sounds like fun.

444
00:20:24,311 --> 00:20:26,480
What up? Let's get our P-ball on.

445
00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:28,857
Hey, I didn't think you wanted to play.

446
00:20:28,941 --> 00:20:30,108
I changed my mind.

447
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:31,735
As I always say,

448
00:20:31,818 --> 00:20:33,987
a couple that shoots guns together
has funs together--

449
00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:35,072
-[paintball gun fires]
-Ah!

450
00:20:35,155 --> 00:20:37,741
Wow, that is a sensitive trigger.

451
00:20:37,824 --> 00:20:38,659
[chuckles] Dope.

452
00:20:38,742 --> 00:20:41,828
Well, we already picked teams,
but Trent's team is down a person.

453
00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:46,500
Oh. Yeah. Sure. I'll be on Trent's team.

454
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,460
All right, cool. Let's go!

455
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,714
Welcome to the squad, Crazy Devi.

456
00:20:52,798 --> 00:20:55,926
Okay, I've given it some thought,
and here's our strategy.

457
00:20:56,009 --> 00:20:58,512
If you see someone on the other team,
shoot paintballs at them,

458
00:20:58,595 --> 00:21:00,472
and then the second part
of that strategy is

459
00:21:00,555 --> 00:21:03,475
don't let them shoot paintballs
that hit you.

460
00:21:04,059 --> 00:21:06,353
Oh, and be careful
'cause Haley's a sick shot.

461
00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:08,313
[scoffs] How good could she be?

462
00:21:11,566 --> 00:21:14,278
-Jesus.
-Yeah, she and Paxton are gonna smoke us.

463
00:21:14,361 --> 00:21:16,780
Oh, which reminds me.
I'm gonna get high before we do this.

464
00:21:17,281 --> 00:21:18,657
[McEnroe] As Devi looked over

465
00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:21,994
at the so-called perfect match
of Haley and Paxton,

466
00:21:22,077 --> 00:21:26,540
she realized she had let this dumb
compatibility test mess with her head,

467
00:21:26,623 --> 00:21:30,252
and the only way to go forward
was to let the test go.

468
00:21:30,335 --> 00:21:34,089
But also, she decided the only way
she could let the test go

469
00:21:34,172 --> 00:21:36,800
is if she kicked Haley's ass at paintball

470
00:21:36,883 --> 00:21:39,845
proving that she was
Paxton's true perfect match.

471
00:21:40,345 --> 00:21:43,348
What? You thought
she was gonna be mature about this?

472
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:46,059
-["Not About You" by Haiku Hands playing]
-[paintball guns firing]

473
00:21:46,643 --> 00:21:47,894
♪ It's not about you ♪

474
00:21:47,978 --> 00:21:50,814
♪ All talk, hold court
Oh Lord, I understood… ♪

475
00:21:51,481 --> 00:21:52,441
[groans]

476
00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:56,653
[gasps] Wow. Am I amazing at this?

477
00:21:56,737 --> 00:21:57,779
[paintball gun firing]

478
00:21:57,863 --> 00:21:59,239
♪ Shut up ♪

479
00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:01,074
♪ It's not about me either… ♪

480
00:22:01,158 --> 00:22:02,534
-[paintball gun firing]
-Ow.

481
00:22:03,035 --> 00:22:04,244
♪ Chill ♪

482
00:22:04,328 --> 00:22:06,621
♪ It's not about you, shut up ♪

483
00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:08,707
♪ It's not about me either ♪

484
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,292
♪ It's us versus the grim reaper… ♪

485
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:11,626
-[paintball gun firing]
-[groans]

486
00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:14,629
Oh, I bruise so easily. [exhales]

487
00:22:15,922 --> 00:22:16,965
♪ I'm gonna ♪

488
00:22:17,799 --> 00:22:18,800
♪ I'm gonna ♪

489
00:22:19,384 --> 00:22:20,969
♪ It's not about you ♪

490
00:22:21,053 --> 00:22:22,763
♪ I'ma kick your arse ♪

491
00:22:22,846 --> 00:22:24,681
♪ I'ma kick your arse ♪

492
00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:26,058
♪ I'ma kick your arse ♪

493
00:22:26,141 --> 00:22:29,186
♪ If you don't drop the facade
I said I'll hit the mark on the head ♪

494
00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:30,979
♪ I said
I'll bring you back from the dead ♪

495
00:22:31,063 --> 00:22:32,898
♪ I did all that while you were in bed ♪

496
00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:34,775
♪ And still had time
To set the next trend ♪

497
00:22:34,858 --> 00:22:35,734
♪ It's not about you ♪

498
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:40,113
-On your knees.
-What?

499
00:22:42,449 --> 00:22:44,034
Bet you thought you could beat me, huh?

500
00:22:44,618 --> 00:22:47,245
I might not be as cute as you
or as limber as you,

501
00:22:47,329 --> 00:22:49,456
and my hair might not be
as shiny as yours,

502
00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:52,417
but I do have determination and grit

503
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,461
like the noble cockroach.

504
00:22:55,045 --> 00:22:56,213
I don't know what's happening.

505
00:22:56,296 --> 00:22:58,882
But could you shoot me so I can be out
of the game and get a soda?

506
00:22:58,965 --> 00:23:01,802
Okay, I'm gonna shoot you
when I'm good and ready to-- [groans]

507
00:23:01,885 --> 00:23:03,887
[paintball gun firing]

508
00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:07,140
-Yes! Blue team wins. Let's go!
-[Haley] Whoo!

509
00:23:07,224 --> 00:23:09,434
-Whoo!
-[laughs, claps]

510
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:10,352
Yeah!

511
00:23:14,606 --> 00:23:16,942
Aneesa. Neese, wait.
You have to talk to me.

512
00:23:17,025 --> 00:23:21,029
I know that I messed up,
and I was a dick. I'm really sorry.

513
00:23:21,822 --> 00:23:23,824
Yeah, I don't think this is working out.

514
00:23:25,325 --> 00:23:27,244
What? No. Why?

515
00:23:27,327 --> 00:23:29,162
I don't think you respect me.

516
00:23:29,913 --> 00:23:31,706
And you make me feel stupid,

517
00:23:31,790 --> 00:23:33,250
and I'm not stupid.

518
00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:37,212
I deserve someone who's excited
to be with me just as I am

519
00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:40,799
and who doesn't wish I was someone else.

520
00:23:41,508 --> 00:23:43,510
[somber music playing]

521
00:23:49,599 --> 00:23:52,269
Shit. Why are you in every room I enter?

522
00:23:52,978 --> 00:23:56,148
I don't know the answer to that.
Um, I can go, though.

523
00:23:56,231 --> 00:23:58,525
[sniffling]

524
00:23:59,484 --> 00:24:01,945
-[sobbing softly]
-Wait. Are you okay?

525
00:24:04,114 --> 00:24:05,031
[sighs]

526
00:24:07,242 --> 00:24:08,493
Ben and I just broke up.

527
00:24:09,161 --> 00:24:09,995
Oh.

528
00:24:11,288 --> 00:24:13,123
I-- I'm really sorry, Aneesa.

529
00:24:13,206 --> 00:24:17,210
[sighs] It was for the best.
He wasn't really right for me.

530
00:24:18,253 --> 00:24:19,880
So I guess the test was wrong for you.

531
00:24:19,963 --> 00:24:22,215
[chuckles] No. No.
I lied about getting Ben.

532
00:24:24,176 --> 00:24:27,262
-I actually got a random freshman.
-[chuckles]

533
00:24:27,345 --> 00:24:28,180
[chuckles]

534
00:24:29,264 --> 00:24:33,560
Listen, I am sure
you will find another great guy soon.

535
00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:41,693
Or, you know, a great girl
if kissing me wasn't a fluke.

536
00:24:42,861 --> 00:24:46,156
I'm sure the right person is out there.

537
00:24:46,239 --> 00:24:47,073
[chuckles gently]

538
00:24:47,157 --> 00:24:50,118
[McEnroe] Even though the conversation
had some mixed signals,

539
00:24:50,202 --> 00:24:52,746
Fabiola felt good about it.
It was a start.

540
00:24:52,829 --> 00:24:56,333
Well, in the meantime,
I'm here if you want to talk.

541
00:24:57,792 --> 00:24:58,752
Thanks, Fabiola.

542
00:25:00,795 --> 00:25:02,047
You're a good friend.

543
00:25:10,055 --> 00:25:11,181
[boy] Watch it, dude.

544
00:25:19,314 --> 00:25:20,357
[Paxton] Nice job, Haley.

545
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,775
I can't believe you shot me.

546
00:25:21,858 --> 00:25:24,819
You saw Haley and I sitting there,
and you shot me, and I'm your girlfriend.

547
00:25:24,903 --> 00:25:25,987
She was on my team.

548
00:25:26,071 --> 00:25:27,447
And I thought we were a team.

549
00:25:28,114 --> 00:25:30,659
-What is going on with you?
-I know you lied.

550
00:25:30,742 --> 00:25:33,620
I know you got Haley on the test,
and you lied to me. Why?

551
00:25:34,538 --> 00:25:35,580
I don't know. Maybe because

552
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,874
I thought you might take it badly
if you knew I got Haley.

553
00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:39,376
Why would you think that?

554
00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:41,962
Well, because of how you're acting
right now.

555
00:25:42,045 --> 00:25:46,049
And also you've been really weird
since Haley and I became friends again,

556
00:25:46,132 --> 00:25:48,385
even though you're the one
who made me apologize.

557
00:25:48,468 --> 00:25:51,471
Sorry, but she's so beautiful
and good with guns,

558
00:25:51,555 --> 00:25:55,225
and could be Lara Croft for Halloween.
How am I supposed to compete with that?

559
00:25:55,308 --> 00:25:56,393
You don't.

560
00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:58,853
Haley and I are just friends.
I'm with you.

561
00:25:58,937 --> 00:26:02,691
I know, but I don't understand why.

562
00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:03,650
Why what?

563
00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:06,945
Why I'm with you? Because I like you.

564
00:26:07,028 --> 00:26:11,491
Yeah, but why?
No one else thinks we make any sense.

565
00:26:12,075 --> 00:26:14,578
No, you don't think we make any sense.

566
00:26:14,661 --> 00:26:16,955
[sighs] Because when we walk
down the halls,

567
00:26:17,038 --> 00:26:18,748
I know what everyone's thinking.

568
00:26:18,832 --> 00:26:21,418
"Oh, why is he with her?
He's too good for her."

569
00:26:21,501 --> 00:26:24,004
Who cares what people think?

570
00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:26,089
I think you're good enough for me.

571
00:26:26,172 --> 00:26:28,592
But I can't keep trying
to convince you of that.

572
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:31,344
What does that mean?

573
00:26:31,845 --> 00:26:34,431
Look, Devi, I-I really like you, but…

574
00:26:36,266 --> 00:26:38,643
I-I don't think
we can have a real relationship

575
00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:40,228
until you like yourself.

576
00:26:40,812 --> 00:26:43,231
[somber song playing]

577
00:26:43,315 --> 00:26:44,190
I'm sorry.

578
00:26:44,274 --> 00:26:48,111
♪ I'll burn down ♪

579
00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:57,662
♪ And sleep in the warm ashes
On the ground ♪

580
00:26:59,372 --> 00:27:00,373
Whoa, Eleanor!

581
00:27:01,791 --> 00:27:03,835
Are you here to play paintball too?

582
00:27:03,918 --> 00:27:06,296
Weird. I wouldn't have pegged that
as one of your interests.

583
00:27:06,379 --> 00:27:08,923
It's not, Trent. I wanted to talk to you.

584
00:27:09,007 --> 00:27:11,801
-Well, then it's good I was here also.
-Uh-huh.

585
00:27:11,885 --> 00:27:15,180
Let me just dive in. There's something
I have to confess to you.

586
00:27:15,847 --> 00:27:18,642
I used you
to get into your uncle's commercial.

587
00:27:18,725 --> 00:27:21,478
I was gonna break up with you,
and then you told me about it,

588
00:27:21,561 --> 00:27:25,774
and I deployed my incredible acting skills
to manipulate you.

589
00:27:26,274 --> 00:27:30,195
But I won't take the commercial,
and you'll never have to see me again.

590
00:27:30,278 --> 00:27:31,905
We have a lot of classes together.

591
00:27:32,489 --> 00:27:35,325
Okay, well, yeah, you'll see me in those.

592
00:27:35,408 --> 00:27:37,410
But I can wear my veil if that would help.

593
00:27:37,494 --> 00:27:39,287
Eleanor, I knew you were gonna dump me.

594
00:27:39,871 --> 00:27:41,122
I'm not a great boyfriend.

595
00:27:41,206 --> 00:27:44,334
I've been told by many guidance counselors
that I'm clinically immature.

596
00:27:45,752 --> 00:27:48,755
-I actually manipulated you.
-What?

597
00:27:48,838 --> 00:27:50,507
I dangled Uncle Joe in front of you

598
00:27:50,590 --> 00:27:53,760
like a carrot in front of a person
who really likes carrots.

599
00:27:53,843 --> 00:27:56,471
I knew his Hollywood connections
would make you stay with me.

600
00:27:56,554 --> 00:28:00,684
Wait, so we deceived each other
to get what we wanted?

601
00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:04,521
Oh my God.
We're like a real celebrity couple.

602
00:28:04,604 --> 00:28:05,480
[chuckles]

603
00:28:06,439 --> 00:28:07,357
[sighs]

604
00:28:07,982 --> 00:28:09,651
I really like you, Eleanor.

605
00:28:10,318 --> 00:28:13,780
I know it seems like I'm knee-deep
in tang twenty-four-sevskies, but…

606
00:28:14,989 --> 00:28:18,451
you're actually my first girlfriend,
and I'm a little insecure about that.

607
00:28:18,535 --> 00:28:20,537
[redeeming music playing]

608
00:28:27,752 --> 00:28:29,254
Devi. Guess what?

609
00:28:29,337 --> 00:28:31,297
I did a gal pal hang today.

610
00:28:31,381 --> 00:28:34,718
Please check out my blowout.
I look like a newswoman.

611
00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:37,262
Yeah. That… That's great, Mom.

612
00:28:37,345 --> 00:28:38,555
Is everything okay?

613
00:28:38,638 --> 00:28:42,851
Y-Yeah. Um, I just didn't do well
on that test I told you about earlier.

614
00:28:43,601 --> 00:28:44,728
[stomping foot]

615
00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:47,689
Devi.

616
00:28:49,190 --> 00:28:50,734
What actually happened?

617
00:28:50,817 --> 00:28:52,485
Is this about a boy?

618
00:28:52,569 --> 00:28:55,488
Even though I won't let you date,
I do care if you're heartbroken.

619
00:28:55,572 --> 00:28:56,406
[sniffling]

620
00:28:57,198 --> 00:28:59,826
Yeah. It's about a boy.

621
00:28:59,909 --> 00:29:02,454
And I really, really liked him.

622
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:07,834
Come here.

623
00:29:09,544 --> 00:29:10,920
[sobbing]

624
00:29:11,004 --> 00:29:14,090
["Before the Fall" by Afternoon Bike Ride
and Ryan Hemsworth]

625
00:29:17,802 --> 00:29:18,803
[sniffling]

626
00:29:19,554 --> 00:29:23,767
♪ Once upon a time
A songbird flew away for good ♪

627
00:29:24,517 --> 00:29:28,730
♪ Every melody went unheard
In a concrete world ♪

628
00:29:28,813 --> 00:29:33,401
♪ Now her joyful hum
Echoes through trees ♪

629
00:29:33,485 --> 00:29:38,156
♪ That used to grow
Where they've paved in the street ♪

630
00:29:39,866 --> 00:29:44,788
♪ Winter's cloak covered
The tracks of the tyrants ♪

631
00:29:49,876 --> 00:29:55,173
♪ Spring couldn't bring on
The promise of June ♪

632
00:29:59,886 --> 00:30:05,809
♪ With no voice to sing
And nothing to bloom ♪