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["Muchas" by Myd feat. Cola Boyy playing]

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[McEnroe] In the life of a teenage girl,

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there is no greater hell
than waiting for a boy to text you.

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Come on. Come on.

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Hey, is my phone working?

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Ugh!

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[McEnroe] Especially when there were
so many reasons why he should text.

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Like you'd been cute together.

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You had great chemistry.

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Also, there was this.

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Well, um…

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Can I text you sometime?

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[McEnroe] So for that little punk
to send nothing was pretty frickin' rude.

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[Devi speaking]

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[McEnroe] Teenage boys, however,
aren't really known for their manners.

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So sadly, it looks like Devi
was being straight-up ghosted.

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-[phone dings]
-[McEnroe] Or was she?

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Yes. Yes, she was.

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[sighs in frustration]

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[McEnroe] Come on, stupid wildfire,
read the room.

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["Muchas" continues playing]

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Mmm… I don't know, guys. I don't think
I'm gonna hear back from him.

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Unless my phone isn't working.

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-It's working.
-It's definitely working.

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Right. Yep.

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[sighs] Man. I thought we had a spark,
but I guess I was wrong.

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I mean, Des was a Palisades ten
with a legit social life, and I'm like a--

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-Sherman Oaks eight with two friends.
-I did not need that chime in, Fab.

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Sorry.

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At least I got to flirt a little.
It's been a while since I did that.

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Maybe that's the problem.

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Maybe your vibe's gotten dusty,

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like when you don't drive a car
for a few months.

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What are you talkin' about?

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People can tell when someone
hasn't hooked up in a while.

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Your aura gets all cobwebby,

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and you turn invisible
to potential lovers.

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Take Mrs. Paloma for example.

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[beeping]

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Shit. I didn't even see her there.

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Like I said, totally invisible.

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I can hear you guys.

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And for your information,
I am very happily married,

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even though we sleep in separate bedrooms.

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-[Fabiola exhales]
-Sorry, Mrs. Paloma.

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Anyway, I think I've made my point.

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Yep. So, what do I do?

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You just have to kiss someone,
like, anyone.

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Morning. Picking up
on some juicy girl talk. What did I miss?

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Just talking about how weird stuff gets
when you haven't kissed in a long time.

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Oh. Right.

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In Devi's life. Not in anyone else's life.

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[laughing awkwardly]

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So, how do I kiss someone?

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You should do it
at the drama club's coffeehouse tonight.

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It's the sexiest night of the year.

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We all dress kind of French,

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and the maintenance staff
turns the lights down low,

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and everyone sneaks off
into the classrooms to make out.

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Also, it's for charity.

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We're raising money
to help climate refugees learn improv.

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Yes, and the ocean's dying.

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[McEnroe] Maybe Eleanor was right.

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Maybe Des hadn't texted Devi

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because her vibes
were covered in dust bunnies.

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Perhaps mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
was just what she needed.

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Yep. Let's do this. I'm gonna kiss someone
at the coffeehouse.

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[Principal Grubbs] Okay, Mr. Hall-Yoshida.

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Did you have a chance to make that list
of colleges you want to apply to?

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Where is Ms. Warner?

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Our college counselor
is hiking the Pacific Crest Trail

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after a bad breakup.

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So I will be
temporarily filling in for her

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because I definitely have the time
to work an extra job. [chuckles]

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-Okay. Well, these are my top choices.
-[Principal Grubbs] Oh.

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This is a good mix
of safeties and targets.

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Mmm, some are a bit out of reach.

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But my grades are good now.

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You know, colleges are looking
for well-rounded students.

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Grades aside,
with you not swimming anymore,

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you don't have any extracurriculars.

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Trent and I tried to start
a beer pong team,

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but you said it was illegal.

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I stand by that.
Are there any clubs you can join?

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[sighs] I don't--
Clubs are kind of for dorks.

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-Okay. What about community service?
-Mmm…

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FYI, if you say community service
is for dorks, that makes you a bad person.

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Fine. What do you want me to do?

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Like, clean up a beach
or sing to an old person.

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In the interest of time,
maybe start with something here.

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The drama club is hosting
a charity coffeehouse tonight.

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-Why not volunteer for that?
-All right.

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So, does that mean I have to,
like, talk to the drama club kids?

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Okay. See you later, Mom.
Gotta go to a quick charity thing so--

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Dressed like a streetwalker?
Nope. No, no, no. Stay right there.

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-Put this on.
-[grunts]

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This is Pati's Costco sweater.

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The pockets are filled
with used sample cups.

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Oh, are you moving out tonight?
We just started being nice to each other.

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-I've always been nice to you.
-Which is what makes this so much harder.

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-[chuckles]
-[Kamala] Come here.

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Okay, you'll have to give me
a copy of your key, so I can visit you

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and have my friends over
whenever you're at work.

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To study.

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If you'd like to study, Devi,
you can do it in this beautiful home

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I've worked my entire life
to provide for you.

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Okay, fine. Jeez, Mom.

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[chuckles]

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[sighs] I'll miss you, Kamala. Bye.

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[door opens, closes]

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Kamala, come on.
This is really, really unnecessary.

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Your grandmother's-- She's stubborn,
but she will soften over time.

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Twenty years later, do you see
how much eye contact she makes with me?

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I understand, but I need to figure out
what's happening with Manish on my own.

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You can figure it out here.

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Just keep it really, really, really secret
until your grandmother dies.

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That probably isn't that far away.
Her mother only lived till--

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Oh, yeah, right.
Her mother's still alive. She's 104.

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Listen, I know that Pati might be
the initial reason for my move,

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but I'm actually excited
to live on my own.

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Well, if I can't talk you out of it…
[inhales deeply]

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…at least let me help you move.

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[swing jazz music playing]

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[McEnroe] Devi arrived
at Eleanor's coffeehouse

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very clear on the mission at hand.

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She was gonna find a cute boy
and suck the face right off of him.

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Consensually, of course.

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Hi!

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Dang, dude. The student lounge
is looking straight up romantique.

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I know, right?

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It was inspired by an erotic dream I had
about the Phantom of the Opera.

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So, how do I do this kiss thing?

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I mean, I can't just go up to someone
and be like, "Nice mouth. Can I kiss it?"

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Wait. Can I? Was that cool?

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Do whatever feels natural, but also do it
while you're waiting tables.

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-What?
-Sorry.

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When it was time to assign jobs,

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none of the drama club kids
wanted to do anything but perform.

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So I had to ask
all our friends to work here.

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[Devi] Oh, okay.

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Thank you.

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[peppy music playing]

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Hey, can I get you guys something?

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I know looking at you makes me thirsty
for a tall drink of water.

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[snorts] Good God, Devi,
that was pathetic.

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Are you the charity
we're raising money for tonight?

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[chuckling]

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What the hell? You just cockblocked me.

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-You can't cockblock someone--
-Fine, you clam jammed me.

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[McEnroe] Never heard that one before.

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What are you doing
aside from embarrassing yourself?

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Well, if you must know,

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Eleanor says I need to kiss someone
to make my sexual vibes less dusty.

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Mmm, yeah, I guess it has been
a while for you, huh?

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You're one to talk.

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How many people have you kissed
since Aneesa dumped your ass?

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Your dad doesn't count.

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Maybe I haven't hooked up in a while,

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but by choice,
not by circumstance like you.

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Mmm. Well, I bet
that I kiss someone tonight and you don't.

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Mmm, Devi. Sweet, simple, stupid Devi.

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Your mouth is writing a check
that your lips can't cash.

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But these babies are the whole damn bank.

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-You suck.
-Yeah, someone's face!

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Yeah. That was good.

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-Here you go.
-Thanks.

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Paxton? What are you doing here?

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I told Eddie Tan I'm not interested
in getting She's All That-ed.

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What? No, I'm volunteering.

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Eleanor said I should
help you out back here in the…

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kitchen.

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Oh, well, okay.

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When someone orders coffee,
we pour some coffee into a cup.

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And when someone orders a cookie,

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we give them one
out of this Entenmann's box.

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Doesn't seem like you need two people
to do that, so I'll just chill over here.

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Thanks.

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Hey. Can I get two coffees for my table?

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Coming right up.

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So, how's the table waiting going?

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It's good. [sighs]

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-How's the coffee pouring going?
-Good.

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Good. Okay.

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-Um, see you in a bit.
-Bye.

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-So you guys hooking up?
-What?

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No. [scoffs]

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Definitely not.
It's crazy you would say that.

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All right. Guess I was wrong.

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Yeah, you are wrong
because Aneesa and I are just friends.

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Okay.

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[inhales sharply]
But just out of curiosity though,

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what would make you think
we were hooking up?

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I don't know. It seemed like you guys
were into each other.

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Really? She seemed
like she was into me too?

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What's happening here?

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Okay, so Aneesa and I did kiss.

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Like a million months ago.
But you can't tell anyone.

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Who would I tell?

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I don't know anyone
who would care about that information.

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I haven't even told Devi or Eleanor
because I don't want to out Aneesa,

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and I don't want to make
our friend group weird… [inhales]

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…but you're the first person
to notice something. So what do you think?

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Why haven't you guys kissed again?

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I don't know. It's like
we've been hanging out all the time,

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and there's this weird tension between us,

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but neither one of us
will make the first move.

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So just make the first move then.

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I don't really know how to do that.

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I do.

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All right, David.
You picked out your victim yet?

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I've got my sights set
on flannel and denim at table three.

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Mmm, Damian and Lucas?
They're together. As in boyfriends.

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What about the third one?
He seems kind of straight.

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He's wearing a feather boa.

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[Devi] I did not see that.

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David, let me save you some time.

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Most guys at drama club events are
either dragged here by their girlfriends

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or are looking for boyfriends.

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The only exception I see
is Alejandro over there.

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Damn it.

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If you want to call it quits,

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we can save you further embarrassment
and just say that I won.

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You didn't win.
You're doing just as badly as I am.

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That's because I haven't even tried yet.

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Drama club may not have
a lot of options for you,

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but I am swimming in possibilities.

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No one's hornier than a theater girl.

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Uh, look at them.
That whole table's wearing corsets.

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[Devi] Whoa.

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All I have to do
to attract them is just pull up my hoodie

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and look a little tortured.

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Okay. Hey, give my gender a little credit.

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Ben, right? You seem like
you're really going through something.

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If you want to talk,

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my friends and I are just over there
practicing our British accents.

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-[jazz music ends]
-[students applauding and cheering]

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Oh my God. Fine. You win.

238
00:10:55,618 --> 00:10:57,119
Go on over there and smooch away.

239
00:10:57,912 --> 00:10:59,455
Nah, I'm… I'm gonna wait.

240
00:10:59,538 --> 00:11:03,501
You know. Weigh my options. [sighs]
You always throw out the first pancake.

241
00:11:03,584 --> 00:11:05,336
[scoffs] You are so cocky.

242
00:11:05,419 --> 00:11:06,629
This sucks.

243
00:11:06,712 --> 00:11:09,423
Tonight was supposed to be
my reintroduction into sexy society,

244
00:11:09,507 --> 00:11:13,260
but how am I supposed to break
my dry spell if I can't find anyone to--

245
00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:17,556
[singing in Spanish]

246
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,892
[McEnroe]
What you are witnessing right now

247
00:11:19,975 --> 00:11:22,603
is a fairly common phenomenon

248
00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:25,189
that happens to almost every teen girl.

249
00:11:25,272 --> 00:11:28,067
It is the moment when an unremarkable dork

250
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:32,780
is given a guitar and suddenly becomes
the hottest man in the world.

251
00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:37,660
Scientists call it the Ed Sheeran effect.
There is no known cure.

252
00:11:37,743 --> 00:11:39,078
I know who I'm gonna kiss.

253
00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:45,334
Kamala, look at this place.
It's so soulless and bland.

254
00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:49,255
I was hoping for something a little bit
more funky eclectic like an Ace Hotel,

255
00:11:49,338 --> 00:11:52,299
but this is one of the only options
that came pre-furnished.

256
00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:54,051
You know what else is pre-furnished?

257
00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:55,970
My house and the room
you live in for free.

258
00:11:56,053 --> 00:11:58,347
-Auntie.
-What?

259
00:11:58,431 --> 00:12:00,516
Did you even take a look at the bathroom?

260
00:12:00,599 --> 00:12:02,810
It's carpeted.
It's really not very sanitary.

261
00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:06,188
If the worst part about this place is
that it's carpeted, I think I can deal.

262
00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:07,481
[knocking on door]

263
00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:09,650
Hi, are you new here? I'm Kayley.

264
00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:11,444
-I live next door.
-[chuckling]

265
00:12:11,527 --> 00:12:14,739
Hello, I'm Kamala.
I'm so excited to be your neighbor.

266
00:12:14,822 --> 00:12:17,783
Maybe I'll come over and borrow
a cup of sugar from you sometime.

267
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,536
I'm not allowed to have carbs.
Are you her momager?

268
00:12:20,619 --> 00:12:24,915
What is that? And…
And why are there so many children here?

269
00:12:24,999 --> 00:12:28,252
Everyone who lives at the Pinewoods
is either an aspiring child actor

270
00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:29,712
or a parent who has quit their job

271
00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:32,006
so that their child can provide
for the family instead.

272
00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:33,924
[girl] Mom, you don't sound
like a cop at all.

273
00:12:34,008 --> 00:12:37,178
How am I supposed to nail this audition
when you're giving me nothing?

274
00:12:37,261 --> 00:12:38,679
That's Cecilia.

275
00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:42,016
She's so talented, but her mom can be
a real dumb bitch sometimes.

276
00:12:42,099 --> 00:12:44,477
Okay, children. Thank you very much.

277
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,480
Back to your parents
or whoever your legal guardians may be.

278
00:12:47,563 --> 00:12:49,315
-[Kayley] Come on, guys.
-Thank you very much.

279
00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:50,691
Thanks for visiting.

280
00:12:53,569 --> 00:12:54,820
You cannot live here.

281
00:12:55,571 --> 00:12:57,531
[speaking indistinctly]

282
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,662
Hey! Great string work, Alejandro.

283
00:13:03,746 --> 00:13:05,790
I should know. I'm a harpist.

284
00:13:05,873 --> 00:13:08,209
Wow, the… the harp is very complicated.

285
00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:13,631
Yeah, it is. And I thought I should
let you know that I'm down to pluck.

286
00:13:13,714 --> 00:13:17,301
[McEnroe] I feel embarrassed for her,
but it does seem to be working on him.

287
00:13:19,887 --> 00:13:22,014
[indistinct chatter]

288
00:13:24,475 --> 00:13:26,310
Hey, want to take a walk with me?

289
00:13:26,393 --> 00:13:29,271
I am indeed most charmed, Mr. Gross.

290
00:13:30,564 --> 00:13:31,398
Right.

291
00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:37,279
All right.
What if you just asked her on a date?

292
00:13:37,363 --> 00:13:40,074
-Show me how you'd do that.
-Yep, yep, yep. Okay.

293
00:13:40,658 --> 00:13:41,700
[clears throat]

294
00:13:41,784 --> 00:13:42,660
[exhales deeply]

295
00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:46,121
Hey, Aneesa, would you like to go
to a restaurant, just the two of us?

296
00:13:47,289 --> 00:13:52,586
Or, uh, we can invite all of our friends,
or whatever you want to do.

297
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,297
-Okay.
-Was it bad?

298
00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:56,215
Yeah.

299
00:13:56,298 --> 00:13:58,217
[Fabiola] Because I mention
inviting our friend group?

300
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,386
No. What you say doesn't matter.

301
00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:03,597
-How you say it is everything.
-Hmm.

302
00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:05,057
Watch.

303
00:14:06,308 --> 00:14:07,977
[romantic music playing]

304
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,103
Hey, Aneesa.

305
00:14:10,354 --> 00:14:13,607
You wanna go out to a restaurant,
just the two of us?

306
00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:16,777
Or we can invite all of our friends.

307
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:21,699
Whatever you want.

308
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:26,495
Oh my God. I don't even like men,
and that worked for me.

309
00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:29,415
I know. Just use a lot of eye contact.

310
00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:33,502
Phoebe is a lucky girl.
Do you talk to her like this all the time?

311
00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:34,628
Um…

312
00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:38,966
Yeah. I mean, we don't really talk
all that much.

313
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:39,884
We mostly…

314
00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:41,427
You know? [chuckles]

315
00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,762
But, um, maybe?

316
00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:45,180
Oh. Um…

317
00:14:45,264 --> 00:14:49,018
Sorry. That made my relationship
sound bad, but it's not.

318
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,229
It's actually exactly
what I want right now.

319
00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:56,358
-To have a girlfriend you don't talk to?
-No, we do talk.

320
00:14:56,442 --> 00:14:57,443
I just mean,

321
00:14:58,235 --> 00:14:59,528
you know, simplicity.

322
00:15:00,571 --> 00:15:02,990
Like, I know she's your good friend,

323
00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:06,994
but Devi is really complicated.

324
00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:08,662
That is not untrue.

325
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:11,248
Stuff with her was always so confusing.

326
00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:13,959
I just feel like it's my last year
of high school,

327
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:19,506
and I want something that's easy,
and fun, and doesn't make my brain hurt.

328
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:23,260
Well, then I hope Phoebe
is exactly what you're looking for.

329
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:24,345
She is.

330
00:15:24,428 --> 00:15:25,262
Cool.

331
00:15:25,763 --> 00:15:27,848
Um, thank you for the tips.

332
00:15:28,432 --> 00:15:31,769
And may I say,
I am frightened by the powers you possess.

333
00:15:31,852 --> 00:15:32,770
Whew!

334
00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:38,484
So, unfortunately, my niece
can no longer take the apartment.

335
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:39,777
So just give her deposit back.

336
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:43,030
We'll be on our way,
and this gorgeous room will be available

337
00:15:43,113 --> 00:15:46,492
for whatever talented child
comes across it next.

338
00:15:46,575 --> 00:15:47,952
Why would you wanna leave? Okay?

339
00:15:48,035 --> 00:15:51,163
Some casting execs are coming by next week
to scout for Young Sheldon's new bully.

340
00:15:51,246 --> 00:15:53,916
Sir, I am not a child performer.

341
00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:54,959
I am an adult.

342
00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:58,045
Well, the Pinewoods has plenty
of adult performers as well, okay?

343
00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:01,298
But if you're gonna film in the room,
I do ask that you put down a tarp.

344
00:16:01,382 --> 00:16:02,257
Oh God.

345
00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:05,219
She is not staying. Just give us
the paperwork so we can leave.

346
00:16:05,302 --> 00:16:09,765
All right. You can get out of your lease.
But I'm keeping the deposit.

347
00:16:09,848 --> 00:16:12,226
No, no, no, no.
That was my first month, last month,

348
00:16:12,309 --> 00:16:13,560
and three months in the middle.

349
00:16:13,644 --> 00:16:16,063
-That's… That's all my money.
-That's all your money.

350
00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:18,649
Well, you should consider
being an adult performer then.

351
00:16:18,732 --> 00:16:19,692
[scoffs]

352
00:16:22,027 --> 00:16:24,113
Ow. Did you just bite my tongue?

353
00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:28,701
[sighing] Yeah, I'm a little bit wicked.
Are you scared?

354
00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:30,285
I can safely say I am.

355
00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:33,288
Stella! You're on next.

356
00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:38,502
My art calls. Maybe I'll see you later,
and I can bite something else.

357
00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:41,088
No, thank you.

358
00:16:43,799 --> 00:16:46,427
For the record,
I was not into any of that.

359
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:48,429
No judgment here. You do you.

360
00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:51,932
Wait, Aneesa. Look, I know
that we haven't talked much in a while,

361
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:55,269
and this is certainly
a bizarre interaction to get us chatting,

362
00:16:55,352 --> 00:16:56,895
but I owe you an apology.

363
00:16:56,979 --> 00:16:59,898
Fabiola told me I was a real douchebag
to you when we were together--

364
00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:01,442
Fabiola said that to you?

365
00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:04,528
Yeah. Right after she made me barf.
Don't worry about it.

366
00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:06,989
Anyways, I'm really sorry.

367
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,199
I appreciate the apology.

368
00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:13,037
It must have been hard to say
with your tongue all bitten up.

369
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,665
-[laughs]
-So, uh, you and Stella pretty serious?

370
00:17:16,749 --> 00:17:19,543
-Do I hear wedding bells?
-No, I don't think so.

371
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:23,422
Plus, I think she's already in
a committed relationship with the night.

372
00:17:23,505 --> 00:17:25,799
-[laughs]
-What about you? Are you seeing anyone?

373
00:17:25,883 --> 00:17:28,177
Nah, not really. [inhales deeply]

374
00:17:28,719 --> 00:17:31,013
I mean, there might be someone.

375
00:17:31,096 --> 00:17:32,514
Oh, really? Who?

376
00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:33,891
Just a friend.

377
00:17:33,974 --> 00:17:36,060
I really liked your song.
It was really nice.

378
00:17:36,143 --> 00:17:37,269
[Alejandro] Thank you.

379
00:17:37,352 --> 00:17:38,937
Let me give you some advice.

380
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:40,731
Do not fall for a friend.

381
00:17:40,814 --> 00:17:42,608
Even if it feels
like a good idea at the time,

382
00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:45,110
you are just setting yourself up
to be miserable.

383
00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:47,237
[Devi chuckles]

384
00:17:48,447 --> 00:17:52,618
Ben, you're in no position to give me
romantic advice about anything, okay?

385
00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:56,622
-Okay. I was just trying to help.
-You did. You showed me what not to do.

386
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:04,088
[McEnroe] Devi had stolen away
with her angel-voiced crooner,

387
00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:06,965
and now there was
only one thing left to do.

388
00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:09,259
There's something about tonight,
don't you think?

389
00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:12,179
Maybe it's the smell of Sumatra dark roast

390
00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:13,680
or just the electricity.

391
00:18:14,556 --> 00:18:15,474
Can I kiss you?

392
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,309
I would love that.

393
00:18:17,392 --> 00:18:18,811
[romantic guitar music playing]

394
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,820
[McEnroe] Yikes. Those lights
are certainly illuminating.

395
00:18:27,903 --> 00:18:29,738
[Principal Grubbs] Okay, that's it.

396
00:18:29,822 --> 00:18:32,241
Everyone stop making out.
The coffeehouse is closed.

397
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:35,327
This is a school.
Not the red-light district.

398
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,662
[students murmuring]

399
00:18:36,745 --> 00:18:37,621
Ugh.

400
00:18:37,704 --> 00:18:40,415
Oh, yeah, that pairing makes sense to me.

401
00:18:42,459 --> 00:18:44,795
So, do you want to be my girlfriend now?

402
00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:47,506
Full disclosure,
I do not believe in monogamy.

403
00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:51,343
And I'm already in serious relationships
with several avatars in the virtual world.

404
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:54,972
Alejandro, let's not spoil tonight

405
00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:57,391
by trying
to shackle ourselves with commitment.

406
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,688
Time to go, you little perverts.
Don't make me turn the sprinklers on.

407
00:19:03,897 --> 00:19:07,109
Paxton, hey,
how'd your first community service go?

408
00:19:07,192 --> 00:19:09,153
Hopefully,
it won't be your last, right? [chuckles]

409
00:19:09,236 --> 00:19:10,988
No, it won't be my last.

410
00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:13,240
-Hi, you wanna head out with me?
-Yeah.

411
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:16,743
-I actually liked helping out.
-That's fantastic.

412
00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:19,872
It's good to know tonight broadened
at least one student's horizons

413
00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:22,040
and wasn't just some
school-sanctioned orgy.

414
00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:24,209
-[chuckles]
-[door opens]

415
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,753
Were y'all fooling around in the chem lab?

416
00:19:26,837 --> 00:19:28,672
Come on now, that's just nasty.

417
00:19:28,755 --> 00:19:29,715
[laughs]

418
00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:34,845
Hey, having a good night?

419
00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:37,014
Yeah, I actually am.

420
00:19:37,097 --> 00:19:38,056
Looks like it.

421
00:19:38,599 --> 00:19:39,850
Every time I see you these days,

422
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,768
you're like chillin'
with a different dude.

423
00:19:41,852 --> 00:19:43,187
Are you, like, a player now?

424
00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:47,149
Basically. Oh, are you worried
that I'm going to steal your thunder?

425
00:19:47,232 --> 00:19:49,193
Mmm, little bit. Little bit.

426
00:19:49,276 --> 00:19:50,402
Mmm.

427
00:19:50,485 --> 00:19:53,989
So look, I'm sorry
about the last time we spoke,

428
00:19:54,072 --> 00:19:56,742
that I thought you would care
about me being with Phoebe.

429
00:19:56,825 --> 00:19:59,745
[inhales deeply]
You've obviously way moved on.

430
00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:05,250
Yeah. Wait, I am so sorry.
What's your name again? Paxil?

431
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,419
-Damn, she's cold.
-[Devi] Mm-hmm.

432
00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:09,588
All right.
I'll see you around, heartbreaker.

433
00:20:11,048 --> 00:20:13,634
[McEnroe] And with that,
Devi knew for certain

434
00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:15,636
her vibes had already changed.

435
00:20:17,429 --> 00:20:18,597
[Kamala] I'm trapped here.

436
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,225
I can't lose that money.
I'm such an idiot.

437
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:22,351
You're not an idiot.

438
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:24,811
I just wanted to prove
that I could be independent,

439
00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:27,773
and now I'm stuck living here
at this creepy Hollywood orphanage.

440
00:20:27,856 --> 00:20:31,360
Maybe Pati was right.
Maybe I can't make decisions for myself.

441
00:20:31,443 --> 00:20:33,153
What if I'm wrong about Manish too?

442
00:20:33,237 --> 00:20:34,238
Kamala.

443
00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:37,032
You're a brilliant young woman

444
00:20:37,115 --> 00:20:39,493
who is perfectly capable
of making decisions for yourself.

445
00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:41,995
Sure, this apartment is far from perfect,

446
00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:44,414
and your neighbors remind me
of the children in horror films.

447
00:20:44,498 --> 00:20:47,668
I think they are the children
in horror films. Like, literally.

448
00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:51,588
But you're right.
You need to stand on your own.

449
00:20:52,297 --> 00:20:55,509
Have I ever told you about
the first apartment Mohan and I lived in?

450
00:20:55,592 --> 00:20:57,636
Our toilet was next to the refrigerator,

451
00:20:57,719 --> 00:20:59,805
and our upstairs neighbor
was the 210 Freeway.

452
00:20:59,888 --> 00:21:04,393
[scoffs] Wow, that explains why you need
such a loud alarm to wake you up.

453
00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:06,687
You can do this.

454
00:21:07,771 --> 00:21:08,855
You mean stay here?

455
00:21:08,939 --> 00:21:11,400
Mm-hmm. I think it'll be good for you.

456
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:14,111
At the very least, it'll be a fun tale
to one day tell your children.

457
00:21:14,194 --> 00:21:15,320
And…

458
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:20,826
you can always come home for dinner
whenever you need to get away.

459
00:21:20,909 --> 00:21:22,077
[knocking on door]

460
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,664
Hey. If you're interested,
Cecilia stole one of her mom's beers,

461
00:21:25,747 --> 00:21:28,750
and we're gonna drink it in the hot tub
with the boy band from 5C.

462
00:21:29,584 --> 00:21:31,003
Can I come home for dinner tonight?

463
00:21:31,795 --> 00:21:33,130
Yes, I think you should.

464
00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:35,215
["Hotel Delmano" by MUNYA playing]

465
00:21:40,721 --> 00:21:43,682
Aneesa, I need to tell you something.

466
00:21:46,184 --> 00:21:47,394
Should we like date?

467
00:21:47,978 --> 00:21:49,771
I think we like each other, right?

468
00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:52,941
Should we be more than friends?

469
00:21:54,651 --> 00:21:56,820
Yeah. I-I'm down for that.

470
00:21:56,903 --> 00:21:58,864
Really? [chuckles]

471
00:21:58,947 --> 00:21:59,906
[chuckles]

472
00:22:00,741 --> 00:22:01,575
Cool.

473
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,332
Wow, eye contact is for real.

474
00:22:11,293 --> 00:22:13,754
So, do I look
a little less invisible to you now?

475
00:22:13,837 --> 00:22:15,047
[gasps]

476
00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:17,924
No way. You kissed someone? Who?

477
00:22:18,008 --> 00:22:19,092
It doesn't matter.

478
00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:21,928
All that matters is that I'm back
to being a person who bangs.

479
00:22:22,012 --> 00:22:22,846
Lips onto lips.

480
00:22:22,929 --> 00:22:26,516
Yay. OMG, tonight was amazing,

481
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,603
and maybe you were off
with your mystery man,

482
00:22:29,686 --> 00:22:33,398
but did you notice how many girls
were, like, fawning over Alejandro?

483
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:34,858
I mean, he's a beautiful singer,

484
00:22:34,941 --> 00:22:37,235
but I really hope
no one hooked up with him

485
00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:39,905
because he had, like, a super bad cold.

486
00:22:39,988 --> 00:22:41,782
All day. Like ultra-phlegmy.

487
00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:45,327
Hey.

488
00:22:46,161 --> 00:22:47,788
Oh. [chuckles]

489
00:22:48,663 --> 00:22:49,498
How'd it go?

490
00:22:49,581 --> 00:22:50,832
Pretty great.

491
00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:53,752
You're looking at someone
who's done some kissing this evening.

492
00:22:53,835 --> 00:22:55,545
Mmm. Well, so are you.

493
00:22:55,629 --> 00:22:56,630
Oh.

494
00:22:56,713 --> 00:22:59,091
[McEnroe] Devi,
you seem a little jealous there.

495
00:23:00,008 --> 00:23:02,260
-Was it drama girl?
-Yep.

496
00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:06,223
Well, look at us.
Two people sucking faces and taking names.

497
00:23:06,306 --> 00:23:08,683
[chuckles] Yeah. I guess so.

498
00:23:09,393 --> 00:23:12,145
All right, I should go. Good night, Ben.

499
00:23:12,229 --> 00:23:13,313
Good night, Devi.

500
00:23:13,397 --> 00:23:15,399
["Eres Tú" by Carla Morrison playing]

501
00:23:16,441 --> 00:23:17,567
[door lock beeps]

502
00:23:19,694 --> 00:23:21,696
["Eres Tú" continues playing]