1 00:00:12,472 --> 00:00:16,642 Someone check on hell because it has definitely frozen over. 2 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:21,314 Devi Vishwakumar just walked into school for the first time 3 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:23,858 as Paxton Hall-Yoshida's girlfriend. 4 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,069 And all she had to do was cheat on him, 5 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:29,072 hit him with the car, and do all his homework. 6 00:00:29,822 --> 00:00:32,200 Harry and Meghan, move over. 7 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,702 This is what fairy tales are made of. 8 00:00:35,995 --> 00:00:36,829 What the hell? 9 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:39,874 They'd been together for two whole weeks, 10 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:43,544 which for teenagers is basically a lifetime of monogamy. 11 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,713 Although between us, 12 00:00:45,797 --> 00:00:49,300 it had been a surprisingly PG-13 two weeks. 13 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,516 Uh, maybe not tonight? 14 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,893 Uh-- I had a huge dinner. 15 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,186 -Okay. 16 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,398 How about we watch some TikToks? 17 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:11,322 Hey, let's take a rain check. 18 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,492 -I actually had a huge breakfast. -Okay. 19 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,746 -Uh, let's watch some TikToks. -Cool. 20 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:21,415 And though unusually large meals 21 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:24,502 had interfered with the consummation of their love, 22 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,671 Devi was Paxton's official girlf. 23 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:31,551 And for the first time, she was feeling truly confident. 24 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,931 You guys, isn't it crazy that Paxton and Devi are together? 25 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,392 -I know, right? I never saw that coming. 26 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:42,478 She's dying, right? It's like a deathbed, last wishes thing? 27 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:44,522 God, Paxton is just so kind. 28 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,984 No, that's what I thought, but she's like, healthy. 29 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:49,360 Maybe she's just a huge slut. 30 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,154 -Of course. -Good observation. 31 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:53,531 Thanks. I'm really good at deductive reasoning. 32 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:57,034 Yeah, the only reason a guy like Paxton would be with a freak like Devi 33 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,161 is if she puts out. 34 00:01:58,244 --> 00:02:01,414 -Totally. -No other logical explanation. 35 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:04,167 Do you guys think I could pull off white contacts like Kanye? 36 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:05,418 -Yes! -Totally! 37 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:13,676 The debut of Daxton was unreal. 38 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:17,346 The hallway was littered with backpacks people dropped in shock. 39 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:18,264 It was awesome. 40 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:21,851 Yeah, and you made it onto Lady Whistleboy for the first time ever. 41 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,896 Lady Whistleboy was the school's gossip TikTok 42 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:27,523 loosely based on a Bridgerton character 43 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:30,193 run by a not so anonymous source. 44 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:34,572 Are you guys banging yet? I can't wait to read Lady Whistleboy's take on that. 45 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,157 Uh, we're circling it. 46 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,618 We both want to. It's imminent for sure. 47 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:41,120 Look up. 48 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,457 -Oh shit! 49 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:48,920 Uh… What's going on with you and Trent? 50 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,339 That failed attempt to look cool was directed right at you. 51 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:54,634 Ugh! I mean, we hung out a couple of times over Christmas break. 52 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:57,428 My parents definitely hate him, which is exciting. 53 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,430 Star-crossed lovers is your dream. 54 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,891 I know, but it's so confusing. 55 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,351 We haven't kissed yet, 56 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:06,312 but he did leave a little bag of weed under my Christmas tree. 57 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,980 What do you guys think that means? 58 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:09,899 Uh, that seems romantic to me. 59 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,192 Uh, no, it does not! 60 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:13,861 What up, losers? What's good in the kingdom of rejects? 61 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,990 Sorry. Still getting used to having female friends. 62 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:21,786 -Hi. Hello. Good morning. What's goin' on? -Hey, babe. 63 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,287 We're just congratulating Devi 64 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,498 on her mic drop of an entrance with Paxton. 65 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:28,751 -Oh, uh, I guess I missed it. Sounds cool. 66 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:29,835 It did, right? 67 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,672 Because we're a good couple? Like, it's believable that we're together, 68 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:36,175 and one person wouldn't have to be a whore to make the other like them, right? 69 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,344 Devi, you're overthinking it. 70 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,304 And you know what? I just thought of something. 71 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:42,682 Depending on how this Trent thing shakes out, 72 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:45,017 we might all be in legit relationships. 73 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:47,728 -Here's to never being single again. 74 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:50,147 Fabiola, I need to talk to you. 75 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,234 I'm so sorry. 76 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,236 You're moving to Korea? 77 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,905 Eve's mom was opening a franchise of Bar Method 78 00:03:57,989 --> 00:03:59,282 in Seoul, South Korea. 79 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:02,743 It was her dream to teach Korean women how to sculpt their butts 80 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:04,745 with small repetitive movements. 81 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:06,956 -I don't want to break up. -Neither do I. 82 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,417 Okay, then let's do long distance. It shouldn't be that hard. 83 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,252 -What's the time difference? -Sixteen hours. 84 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,296 What? Damn. 85 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:17,508 Maps really don't do the Pacific Ocean justice, but it's fine. 86 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,802 We can do this. I'll just stay up a little later. 87 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,596 You can FaceTime me when you're home from school. It's gonna be okay. 88 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,811 Good morning, Pati. Can I help with that? 89 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,771 Oh, now you want to help out? 90 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,858 I was under the impression that all you do at mealtime 91 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,526 is run away and shame your family. 92 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,111 Pati, please, the knife. 93 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,655 The knife is the least of your worries. 94 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:41,324 I have never been so humiliated. 95 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:44,744 Not even the time when my sari got caught in the escalator at the Beverly Center. 96 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:47,621 I was half naked in front of Bath & Body Works. 97 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:50,124 Pati, you know how sorry I am. 98 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,835 I've texted Prashant many times, but he won't respond. 99 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,462 What did you even say? 100 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:57,256 "Oh, hey, boo. Sorry to have abandoned you." 101 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,300 "Hope we're cool. Sad face emoji." 102 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:01,802 If you weren't so beautiful, I would have slapped you. 103 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:05,056 Okay, Kamala, why don't you leave the kitchen 104 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,641 while your grandmother's furious… and armed? 105 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:09,226 You did bring disgrace on your family, 106 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,562 but I don't think that's a stabbable offense. 107 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,064 I would go quickly if I were you. 108 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:19,945 Hey. 109 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:21,864 Oh. Hey. 110 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:24,825 So, I haven't seen you much recently, and I-- 111 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:28,496 Wait, why are there so many photos of Adele in your locker? 112 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:31,332 Because she's an icon with the voice of an angel, bro. 113 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:34,210 -You have a problem with that? -No, no. I love Adele. 114 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:35,419 She's cool. 115 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,505 -So what do you want? 116 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:40,174 Are you, like, pissed at me because I'm with Devi? 117 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,301 It's not anger, man. 118 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,636 It's fear. 119 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,554 I've seen this girl burn you once. 120 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:47,431 It's like Adele's song "Cold Shoulder." 121 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:50,226 "Time and time again, you're going to play the fool." 122 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,645 -I don't know that song. -Yeah, well, you freaking should. 123 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:57,316 I just worry about you, man. I know behind those sculpted abs is a tender heart. 124 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,568 My heart's not behind my abs. 125 00:05:59,652 --> 00:06:01,904 Oh, sure it is. You're just afraid to see it. 126 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:07,243 Listen, man. I appreciate that you're looking out for me, all right? 127 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,662 But I really do trust Devi this time. 128 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:15,501 Okay, if you trust her, then what else can I do but also trust. 129 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,213 -Psych! -Dude! 130 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,424 Whatever, man. Your nuts miss me. I could tell. 131 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:25,970 -Hey, Devi. -Yo. 132 00:06:27,138 --> 00:06:30,391 -Hey, ready to hit the road? -Totally. Let's roll. 133 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:31,308 Cool. 134 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,893 The walk out of school 135 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:36,188 was feeling a bit less triumphant to Devi than the walk-in. 136 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:41,026 She had been obsessing over what Shira, Zoe, and Carley had said all day. 137 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:45,948 Was everyone wondering why Paxton was with someone so far beneath him? 138 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,742 What did Paxton and Devi even look like to them? 139 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:54,248 The newest odd couple at Sherman Oaks High is leaving the building! 140 00:06:58,169 --> 00:07:00,004 Here are some snacks I found in my car. 141 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,672 Sorry, they're mostly crushed. 142 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,340 Oh, thank God. 143 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,426 Can you please talk to Pati? 144 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,512 I know she's disappointed with me, but surely she doesn't want me to starve. 145 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:12,683 Uh, I wouldn't put it past her. She did almost try to decapitate you this morning. 146 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,852 So, do you love him? 147 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,312 This teacher? 148 00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:20,774 -I don't know what you're talking about. -Devi's English teacher, Mr. Kulkarni. 149 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:23,152 The one you went to see at the school that night. 150 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:24,778 I'm not dumb, Kamala. 151 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:27,531 He asked about you at Devi's parent-teacher conference. 152 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:30,993 And then he pretended he asks about all his students' cousins. 153 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,496 No, I don't love him. 154 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,165 Manish is just a friend. 155 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,374 Look, Kamala. 156 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,170 I know this way of getting married can seem scary. 157 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,380 Things may seem out of your control, 158 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:46,717 but you just have to look at your parents or look at Mohan and me. 159 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,261 I mean, part of the reason why we worked is because 160 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,847 our families just went into it wanting the same things. 161 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,098 I know. Uh… 162 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,601 I'm just scared. 163 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,896 I love my life here, my freedom. 164 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,231 I don't feel ready. 165 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:04,318 I was a third-year medical student when my parents matched me up with Mohan. 166 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,820 All I wanted to do was zap spider veins 167 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:10,699 and buy myself a white BMW convertible with gold rims. 168 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:12,910 -I did not have great taste back then. 169 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,454 I mean, the last thing I wanted to do was to get married. 170 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,748 So, what changed your mind? 171 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:22,878 Mohan, you know, he was so honest and so kind, 172 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:26,632 and when we moved here he made me feel closer to my family, 173 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,260 even though we were thousands of miles away. 174 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:32,179 He was my rock. 175 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:36,809 Prashant does remind me of home. 176 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:37,893 It's nice. 177 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:40,187 Listen, no one's making you get married tomorrow, 178 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:43,816 but I don't think you should throw away Prashant because you're scared. 179 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,025 And he's so hot. 180 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:47,528 Extremely hot. If you don't marry him, I will. 181 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:55,995 When you insisted 182 00:08:56,078 --> 00:09:00,082 we throw you a Happy Boyfriend party today during our session, 183 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,751 I thought you'd be happier about it. 184 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,712 Yeah, I know. 185 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,755 Wait, I don't understand. 186 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:08,674 You're dating the boy of your dreams. 187 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,927 He's publicly acknowledged you as his girlfriend. Ooh! 188 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,012 Wait a minute. 189 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:17,182 Did we discover that being in a romantic relationship 190 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:20,060 doesn't necessarily solve all of our problems? 191 00:09:20,144 --> 00:09:22,104 Mmm. Nice try, Dr. Ryan. 192 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,857 The entire Olivia Rodrigo album would disagree with you. 193 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,859 Then why are you so down? 194 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:31,280 I overheard some girls say that I must be a slut for Paxton to like me. 195 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,490 And not slut like in the cool, affectionate way 196 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,409 gay men say it on reality shows. 197 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,120 Like, it's the only possible explanation for why we're together. 198 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:41,165 Devi, I am so sorry that happened to you. 199 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,501 Me too. This cake cost $60, and I'm too upset to eat it. 200 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:48,088 Sixty dollars! Girl, why you didn't just go to Ralphs? 201 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,507 Listen, in life, 202 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:55,471 there's always going to be some girl in a bathroom calling you a slut, right? 203 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:59,558 But the trick is you don't let somebody else define you. 204 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,603 When you do that, you give them your power. 205 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,314 Yeah, you're right. 206 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:08,442 That's hella wise, Doc. I'm gonna go bitch those girls out. 207 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,654 You think I want you to go bitch some other children out? 208 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,030 -Yeah. -No! 209 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,699 I want you to ignore them. 210 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,452 So, do absolutely nothing? 211 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:23,082 Absolutely nothing is an exercise in restraint. 212 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,668 I see. Take the high road. 213 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,419 -Yes. -Sure. I could totally do that. 214 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:31,382 Good, because it would be very mature of you. 215 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,468 It would be, and that is why I'm going to do exactly that. 216 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,178 I'm sure you will. 217 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,890 Guess what, you jealous bitches. I heard what you said about me in the bathroom. 218 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:43,268 About your insane clothes? You look like a children's performer. 219 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,396 I do not look like a children's perform-- 220 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,733 Okay, there are a lot of primary colors. 221 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:53,779 Anyways, I am not a slut, and for your information, 222 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,364 Paxton and I have not had sex. 223 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,825 He likes me for my awesome personality. I'm-- 224 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,411 -Whoa, you and Paxton haven't had sex yet? 225 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,163 -No. -Great. That means he'll be single soon. 226 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,289 Huh? 227 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,250 Sweetie, Paxton's not gonna stay with someone 228 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,626 who's not having sex with him. 229 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:11,171 He's like a man. He got armpit hair when we were in fourth grade. 230 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:14,299 Yeah, he's not gonna be satisfied by only touching boobs 231 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,677 and watching quirky TikToks in bed or whatever. 232 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,514 Aw, shit, Devi. That's exactly what you and Paxton do. 233 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,684 Ooh. Maybe he'll ask me to prom. You guys want to look at dresses? 234 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,060 -Yes. -REVOLVE app. 235 00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:27,187 Oh my God, that is so cute. 236 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,606 So, you want to go to dinner this weekend? 237 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:33,277 Yeah, like heat up your mom's leftovers and play Fortnite in your garage 238 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,653 with Trent and Marcus? Sure. 239 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,489 -Damn. Is that what our dates are like? -Mm-hmm. 240 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,574 That sucks. 241 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:42,661 No, like a real date, like romantic. 242 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,247 Have you ever been to CPK? 243 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,667 CPK? Aka California Pizza Kitchen? 244 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:52,629 Only the preeminent fast-casual pizza chain in the US? 245 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,549 Now that's a date. I wish I could go. 246 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,177 Yeah, sure. I love pizza. 247 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:03,223 So, am I bringing a Lactaid for later, or am I just going home after? 248 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:06,852 I mean, we could hang out at my house after if you want. 249 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,938 Hmm. Great, great. Lactaid it is. 250 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:16,779 If Devi was popping Lactaids and hanging out with Paxton after a meal, 251 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,864 that only meant one thing. 252 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,159 I'm gonna have sex with Paxton this weekend. 253 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,744 Oh my-- 254 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:29,124 I was waiting for Fabiola to say God, but I think she's asleep. 255 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,462 Fab. Hello! You're like snoozing during the most important news you've ever heard! 256 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,548 Sorry. I was up late talking to Eve in Seoul. 257 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,717 I don't know how much more I can take of this. 258 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,596 Hey, guess what? I could burp your name. 259 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:45,516 Eleanor. 260 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,146 Well, that was sort of sweet, I guess. 261 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,148 Devi's head was swimming. 262 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:56,902 She was with the hottest boy in school, and it was becoming clear to her 263 00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:00,405 that certain sexual expectations went along with that. 264 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:05,035 Thank God she could just disappear into a normal class and not think about it. 265 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,257 Good morning, young scholars. 266 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:22,594 Get your draft cards ready because today we start our unit on… 267 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:25,848 the Vietnam War. 268 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:30,227 This is a story about an incredibly rash decision 269 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,688 that ended in devastating consequences. 270 00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,607 We bowed down to pressure from others, 271 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,901 not because it was the right thing to do, 272 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,612 but because of our own precious egos. 273 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,365 However, soon we realized we were in over our heads, 274 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:47,619 and our actions left us with nothing but embarrassment and shame. 275 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,831 And by the time we pulled out, our innocence was lost. 276 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:54,960 Blood was everywhere. 277 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,506 -That's right, Devi. It is gasp-worthy. 278 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,508 Your homework assignment. 279 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,136 Listen to the Forrest Gump soundtrack. 280 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,848 At least to the mid-'70s before Jenny gets into heroin. 281 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,227 Hey, Mr. Shapiro, another inspiring class. 282 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,187 I actually felt like I was at the fall of Saigon. 283 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,148 Thank you. That was my goal. 284 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,693 Did you happen to get my email requesting additional extra credit? 285 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,821 I did. Uh, unfortunately, the answer is no. 286 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,740 What? Why? 287 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,200 To be honest, you've already got an A-triple-plus in my class. 288 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,703 If I go any higher, I'll need permission from the school board. 289 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,622 Mr. Shapiro, I know that an A-triple-plus 290 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,624 seems like a good grade for someone who went to… 291 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,125 Sarah Lawrence. 292 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,295 Of course, but I am trying to get into an Ivy 293 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,840 with an incredibly small acceptance rate, so I need a little help here. 294 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,218 As insulting as this interaction has been, 295 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,262 I'm gonna have to stick with my original decision. 296 00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,723 -No more extra credit, Ben. -Ugh. 297 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:54,353 And Sarah Lawrence has a 53% acceptance rate. It's pretty competitive. 298 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,857 Damn, that was crazy. 299 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:02,569 I know. Mr. Shapiro should be begging to grade my extra credit assignments. 300 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,112 My prose is freaking lyrical. 301 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,823 No, I meant you. You were the crazy one. 302 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:07,824 Me? 303 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,744 You have to be intense about grades if you want to go to a good college. 304 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,622 Okay, wait. Have you not thought about where you want to go to college? 305 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,501 Not really. I figured I'd just go to Cal State Northridge where my cousins go. 306 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:23,382 Wow. Well, I want to go to Columbia like Barack Obama and Jake Gyllenhaal. 307 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,759 We had our Bar Mitzvahs at the same temple. 308 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,345 Jake and me, not President Obama. 309 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,973 Ah. Sounds cool. Maybe I'll apply there too. 310 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:33,767 What? 311 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,691 -Kamala? -Hi. I brought cashew brittle. 312 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,069 It's delicious, and it's on the pricier end of their offerings. 313 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,904 I have a deadly nut allergy. 314 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,824 Was your purpose to kill me after humiliating me in front of my family? 315 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,243 Prashant, wait. 316 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,161 I am so sorry. 317 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,621 I just panicked. 318 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:58,500 My grandmother and my aunt convinced me that you were going to propose. 319 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,960 I was going to propose. 320 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:01,586 -You were? -Yeah. 321 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,339 Why do you think I brought my parents here? To see Universal Studios? 322 00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,550 They've been to the better one in Orlando. 323 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,927 -Oh. -Why are you here, Kamala? 324 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:10,971 To win you back? 325 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,974 I don't think you actually want me back. 326 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,643 Sure, I do. You're such a great catch. 327 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:17,561 I know I am. 328 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,355 But, apparently, the thought of me proposing to you made you flee. 329 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:21,606 I'm ready for marriage. 330 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,317 I want to take that next step and to have a family. 331 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:25,736 And I thought you did too. 332 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,406 I do theoretically, but I still have my fears. 333 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,159 Honestly, I didn't love the advice you gave me about my work. 334 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,911 And I worry that that means you won't support me professionally. 335 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,831 And sometimes, when I picture our wedding, I feel physically ill. 336 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,333 But that doesn't mean that I want to lose what we have. 337 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,420 From what you just told me, I don't think we have anything. 338 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,838 No, that's not true. 339 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:48,175 I mean, we have terrific sexual chemistry. 340 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,594 I would agree with that. 341 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,765 Okay, look, maybe it's true that I don't necessarily want to marry you, 342 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:58,810 but it might just be that I don't want to marry anyone. 343 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,481 Well, then it's probably better that we know that now. 344 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,066 Goodbye, Kamala. 345 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,865 I can't believe I'm gonna lose my virginity tonight. 346 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,576 Okay, and we assume you've already called the PTA meeting. 347 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,660 PTA meeting? What's that? 348 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,205 Pits, tits, and ass. 349 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,623 You gotta keep it fresh in there. 350 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,833 God, I hate knowing that acronym. 351 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,877 Yes, my PTA are squeaky clean. 352 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,339 I wiped them down with old alcohol wipes from when I got barbecue take out. 353 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,300 It hurt like a bitch, but thanks for helping me get ready, guys. 354 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,843 It really means a-- 355 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,386 Fab! What the hell? 356 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,972 Congratulations on doing sex. We are so proud of you. 357 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,518 Dude, you can't keep doing this long-distance thing. It's not healthy. 358 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,852 Yes, I can. 359 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:44,272 I love Eve, and it'll be so worth it when I can visit her in 60 months 360 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,441 after I've saved up my allowance for airfare. 361 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:49,236 Mm-hmm. I don't know, guys. It's weird. 362 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:53,657 I'm obviously mega horny for Paxton, but kissing to intercourse in two weeks? 363 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,158 Isn't that kind of fast? 364 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,078 So don't have sex with him. I'm not having sex with Ben. 365 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,996 Oh, that's interesting. 366 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,250 Not to me personally, but for this group of girls. 367 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,794 Devi, you don't have to do it if you aren't ready. 368 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,921 But Shira, Zoe, and Carley said 369 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,133 that Paxton won't stay with a girl who doesn't have sex with him. 370 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,051 Don't listen to them. They don't know anything. 371 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,427 Thanks, Fab. 372 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,638 Even if they're right, what's the worst that can happen? 373 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,142 Paxton dumps you, and your popularity plummets into the toilet again. 374 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,270 So what? Isn't your integrity more important? 375 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:27,023 Also, many sexless people have very fulfilling lives. 376 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,110 They just channel their extra energy into other pursuits. 377 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,987 Like, you could raise bees. 378 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,989 Raise bees? 379 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,283 Gonna be honest, guys, this advice low-key sucks. 380 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,703 Sorry. I don't know why I'm freaking out. 381 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,538 I've wanted to have sex with Paxton forever, 382 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,874 and it's probably gonna be some magical deflowering 383 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,876 that I write a poem about or some shit. 384 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,210 I'm gonna do it. 385 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,422 Yes, queen! And now, the most important question. 386 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,882 What is your panty situation? 387 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,134 Mmm. Boy shorts with South Park characters on it. 388 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,719 The fly is Cartman's mouth. 389 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,681 Right. I know how to fix this. 390 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,811 Ooh la la. 391 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,897 What are you doing? 392 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,440 Uh… 393 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:09,983 Your laundry. 394 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,652 I know that's a lie. You don't even know where the washer/dryer is. 395 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,737 Uh, yeah, I do. 396 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,157 I want to say… kitchen? 397 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,326 Okay. Fine. 398 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:23,163 I needed to borrow some sexy underwear because I'm dating someone. 399 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,040 Yes, Paxton. I know. 400 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,584 I've run into him a few times in our Jack and Jill bathroom. 401 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,086 You're lucky your mom doesn't know that you're dating him. 402 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,504 Wait, why do you need… 403 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,465 Oh my God, Devi. 404 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,551 Are you going to have sex? 405 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,261 -Is he pressuring you? -No. 406 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,765 -I want to. I'm excited about it. -Uh-huh. 407 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,808 Sit down. Let's talk. 408 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,270 Devi, sex is a big deal. 409 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,982 When you sleep with someone, you're the most vulnerable you'll ever be. 410 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:54,319 And if you rush into that, you could get really hurt. 411 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,488 Like, down there? 412 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,865 No, Devi, like, emotionally. 413 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,367 Ah. 414 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,660 I've learned the hard way 415 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,621 that you shouldn't do anything on anyone's schedule but your own. 416 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,498 Are you talking about Prashant? 417 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:07,958 Yes. 418 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,127 I'm not going to marry him because I'm not ready. 419 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,297 And you shouldn't have sex yet unless you're ready. 420 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,592 The problem was, Devi, like most teenagers, 421 00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,761 had no idea what she was ready for. 422 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,973 All she knew was that she was certainly not ready to be dumped. 423 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:24,849 I'm not trying to be mean. 424 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,894 I'm just saying I've never seen anyone eat that much pizza. 425 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:31,481 It's almost like you were trying to stall before you were coming home with me. 426 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,276 Stall? Are you crazy? 427 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,568 Why would I want to delay 428 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,862 the momentous night we have ahead? 429 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,879 -Ow. Ow, ow. My ear, my ear! Ow, ow. -Oh, oh, oh. 430 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,257 You good? 431 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,009 Yeah. 432 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,095 Totally good. Don't know why I decided to wear statement earrings. 433 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:11,896 I'm ready. 434 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,486 I'm ready. Just put it in and get it over with. 435 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,784 -Paxton? 436 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,121 Hey, wha-- what's up? 437 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,622 Why'd you stop? 438 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,292 I'm so close. 439 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,003 Devi, your hands were in tight little fists. 440 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:38,673 And you were so stressed out, I think I heard you crack a tooth. 441 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,508 Wha-- Um… 442 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:45,180 I don't think I'm ready to have sex. 443 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,391 I understand if you want to break up with me. 444 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,519 I know you don't date girls who don't put out, so it's cool. 445 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,564 That's not true. I can go slow. 446 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:58,360 Okay, but what does going slow mean to you? 447 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,862 Like non-stop 69ing? 'Cause I don't want to do that. 448 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,530 What? No. 449 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:08,620 Look, Devi, I only want to do what you're comfortable with. 450 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:12,749 Well, what if what I'm comfortable with 451 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,668 is just going to second base during scary movies? 452 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,296 -Then I'm cool with that. -Really? 453 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,006 Yeah. 454 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:24,135 -You want to watch some TikToks? -Yeah. 455 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,056 So we decided to take it slow. 456 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,642 He didn't even get to see the G-string I made out of my shoelace. 457 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,936 -That's awesome, Devi. -Good for you. 458 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,398 I mean, we did silkscreen this "Plowed by Paxton" t-shirt for you, 459 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:40,276 but I guess I can give it to someone else who had sex with him. I'm proud of you. 460 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,987 Apricot conditioner, so no flaking. 461 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,781 So, any updates on Trent? 462 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:49,577 Ugh! No, I've given up on him. He ghosted me on text. 463 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,830 -I guess I misread the signals. 464 00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:55,917 Here are your graded pop quizzes on the Tet Offensive. 465 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,964 And, frankly, what I find offensive is how ill-prepared so many of you were. 466 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,259 I guess I'll have to go back to teaching with textbooks 467 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,553 instead of the films of Robert Zemeckis. 468 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,847 I got a flat 100? 469 00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:12,600 But I wrote an extra page on LBJ's inability to de-escalate the war 470 00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:15,728 and Lady Bird Johnson's lack of fashion compared to Jackie O's. 471 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,480 I told you, Ben, no more extra credit. 472 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,984 An 82? A freaking 82? 473 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,195 Hey, I also got an 82! Ha! We're the same. 474 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,157 -Eleanor, up top! 475 00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:31,494 I don't know how this happened. I've never gotten below an A before. 476 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,540 In that moment, Fabiola knew what she had to do. 477 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,086 Hey, I think we should talk. 478 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,466 Sure, would30 a.m. your time work? 479 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:48,178 Ooh, an 84. Suck on that, Trent. 480 00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:58,313 Eleanor! 481 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,775 How could you leave me hanging back there with my high five? 482 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,653 It cuts me deep that my girl would do that to me. 483 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:08,281 Um, I'm sorry. Your girl? 484 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,532 Are we dating? 485 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,493 Because you haven't texted me back in forever. 486 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:13,786 Oh, that's because I changed my number. 487 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,873 I found out that 1-800-0FS-GIVEN became available. 488 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,458 Not that I even give an f. 489 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:22,420 Okay, so just to clarify, you have a toll-free cell phone number? 490 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,547 -Yeah. -And you like me? 491 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:25,465 Romantically? 492 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:26,466 Yeah. 493 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,802 Okay, because that wasn't really clear before. 494 00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:32,555 Oh, well, let me be clear then. 495 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:47,570 -Wow. -Sick. 496 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,492 -Hey. -Hi. 497 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:54,911 Well, how's everything going? 498 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,204 The, you know… 499 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:01,042 Things are really good. 500 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:04,796 Good. Since you're a late bloomer, 501 00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:06,714 I just wanted to offer my advice 502 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:09,884 as someone with more romantic and sexual experience. 503 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:12,262 -Mmm. How kind of you. -Yeah, no problem. 504 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:16,641 Great, well, all right. I'll, uh, see you later, David. 505 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:17,850 Mmm. 506 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,063 Hey! You three! 507 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:26,568 I want to let you guys know that Paxton and I decided to take things slow 508 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:30,321 because we are in a mature, committed, respectful relationship 509 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,240 that the three of you would never understand. 510 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:36,286 What? We didn't hear you because we had in our earbuds. 511 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:41,165 I was just saying that Paxton and I are taking things slow, and we're good. 512 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:43,668 Okay. 513 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:47,547 It's just that you said some pretty mean stuff about us before, so… 514 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:49,882 -I don't think so. Doesn't sound like us. -Mm-mm. 515 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,092 No, you definitely did. 516 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:52,844 She said we're not mean. 517 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,263 And you labeling us that makes you a bully. 518 00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:57,932 The prettiest girls at school are always the ones people bully. 519 00:25:58,016 --> 00:25:59,392 Mm-hmm. 520 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,228 Right then Devi learned a valuable lesson. 521 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,147 She was nothing to these girls. 522 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,442 So maybe what they said should mean nothing to her. 523 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:11,112 Thank you. I got a lot out of this conversation. 524 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:12,780 -Great chat. -Bye. 525 00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:14,032 -Great stuff. Bye. -Bye. 526 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:19,120 So, Devi, how was your evening last night? Was it eventful? 527 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:23,833 It was not. I did not consummate my plans. 528 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,586 What is this? Why are you both talking weird? 529 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:27,795 Nothing, Mom. 530 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:30,632 -Yo! We got idli and sambar? Noice! -Mm-hmm. 531 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:32,300 That definitely sounds more normal. 532 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:36,012 So, Nirmala Mami, how was your water aerobics class this morning? 533 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,681 You still floating away, or did you find a way to anchor yourself? 534 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:39,682 Nobody cares, Nalu. 535 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,976 Kamala, did you talk to Prashant? 536 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:43,978 Is the wedding on or not? 537 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:47,690 Because we need to start booking flights for family coming from India. 538 00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:51,986 I did speak to Prashant. It was an illuminating conversation, 539 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:55,406 and I think we came to a mutual agreement which we are both very happy with. 540 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,160 We have decided to not move forward with our relationship. 541 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,497 But I think it's going to be a positive thing for me, because-- 542 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:06,876 Oh, you do? I'm glad to hear it, because I'm never speaking to you again. 543 00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:11,339 Devi, you are my only granddaughter now. Enjoy. 544 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:15,343 All right, Mami… 545 00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:17,178 Okay, well, things were looking up. 546 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,431 Devi was somehow, for the first time, the family favorite. 547 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:23,601 She was in a healthy relationship with her dream guy, 548 00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:25,978 and she had learned to ignore all the haters. 549 00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:28,648 You better watch out, Devi. 550 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:31,359 Paxton Hall-Yoshida is not who you think he is. 551 00:27:31,943 --> 00:27:35,029 Yeah, it's gonna be hard to ignore that.