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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎妳們看我收到的恐怖私訊

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‎來自假帳號，上面說
‎派克斯頓跟我想的不一樣

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‎迪薇過去13個小時

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‎滿腦子都是這個私訊，老往壞處想

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‎但是艾莉諾腦袋比較清楚

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‎有酸民針對迪薇了耶，好棒喔

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‎妳的社會地位一飛衝天
‎所以現在開始有人討厭妳

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‎-恭喜妳
‎-難道要我謝謝妳？

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‎妳自己看看

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‎到處都是嫉妒妳的女人，妹子

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‎迪薇希望艾莉諾說得沒錯

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‎不只因為受人嫉妒的感覺很好玩

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‎她也不希望有人破壞

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‎她總算能跟派克斯頓交往的夢想

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‎說得好，小艾

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‎一定是酸民，我來回

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‎我比你更瞭解我男朋友

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‎滾吧，憤青

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‎迪薇，妳以前老是有那種表情

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‎我知道，可是現在我的表情超安詳

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‎天啊，難怪人緣好的人老得慢

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‎沒錯

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‎經常接吻就像注射天然的肉毒桿菌

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‎所以我們永遠都會是娃娃臉美女

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‎靠，小法，我忘了妳跟夏娃的事

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‎沒關係，真的不必在意

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‎我一定會再找到真愛

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‎說不定是某個不錯的女研究生

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‎這對象聽起來挺不錯的

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‎我真的很為妳不捨

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‎謝謝妳們

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‎發私訊的人回了

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‎他們說：“我不是憤青

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‎而且我真的認識派克斯頓

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‎我以前跟妳一樣”

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‎這是什麼意思？

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‎劇名：……被酸民針對

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‎（雪曼橡樹高中）

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‎迪薇知道派克斯頓交過很多女朋友

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‎想也知道

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‎那小子天生就像古龍水廣告裡

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‎從海裡慢慢走出來的男模

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‎但發私訊的人說
‎他們以前是她代表什麼？

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‎-妳在幹嘛？
‎-沒事，我在搜尋東西

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‎等一下

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‎“派克斯頓霍爾吉田跟妳想的不…”

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‎這是什麼？

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‎某個人隨便傳私訊給我

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‎艾莉諾說是酸民

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‎那妳幹嘛回他們？

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‎你得承認有人傳這種八卦時很難不回

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‎一點都不難

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‎每次有人傳私訊罵妳時，我都直接刪

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‎到底有幾則私訊…

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‎別問了，迪薇，少知道為妙

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‎你說得沒錯，一點都沒錯

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‎我不回了，我連自己幹嘛回都不知道

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‎大概我很好騙吧

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‎不會啦，酸民最爛了

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‎對啊

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‎不過這個私訊講得沒錯

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‎因為我的確不是妳想的那個人

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‎我是蝙蝠俠

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‎好，非常爆笑

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‎我超愛你的白爛笑話

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‎我的球迷在哪裡？

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‎好，我的朋友在哪裡？

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‎對，就是我們

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‎妳們禮拜四要來幫我加油嗎？

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‎女子足球隊踢進分區決賽了

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‎超強，我們1980年代起就沒踢進決賽

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‎那次還是因為教練在球員水裡加毒品

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‎哇，反正妳們誰要來？

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‎我不行

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‎諷刺的是我要參加對手的足球活動

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‎排練《泰德拉索》的春季舞台版本

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‎喂，我是姬莉，對吧？

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‎超像的

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‎我會去，就當我們兩個一起加油

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‎我帶機器人去，預錄艾莉諾的聲音

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‎我超興奮的

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‎興奮什麼？

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‎我禮拜四有冠軍賽

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‎跟你說過了

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‎什麼，這禮拜四？

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‎寶貝，我不知道能不能去

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‎星期五有超重要的化學測驗

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‎還要爭取加分，我書都還沒念呢

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‎那當然，沒關係

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‎我真的很對不起

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‎我知道我沒去太不應該了

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‎我只是壓力真的很大

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‎我保證會彌補妳的

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‎這件事一點也不重要

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‎畢竟只是分區賽，不是州賽

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‎如果妳踢進州賽，我一定去

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‎我可以為那天組出第三台機器人

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‎別擔心，妳的加油打氣區絕對很炫

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‎因為機器人上面有燈，所以很炫

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‎妳的手沒肉又很冰，別按了

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‎哈囉！

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‎我回家了，雖然差點被
‎保險桿有“即時行樂”貼紙的人害死

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‎-妳們今天怎麼樣？
‎-很棒

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‎我一個人在家，沒人煩我

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‎我整天都在這裡

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‎我真喜歡獨處

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‎卡梅拉，妳到樓上享受獨處時光吧

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‎好

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‎我是醫生，所以非問不可

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‎妳剛才是故意給她難堪還是失智症？

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‎阿娜，妳放肆
‎我跟年輕時的祖克伯一樣清醒

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‎婆婆，妳不能跟卡梅拉永遠冷戰下去

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‎大家都在一個屋簷下，這樣太尷尬了

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‎卡梅拉的行為不可原諒

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‎我現在都不敢去馬里布的神廟了

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‎那是因為妳偷拿香油錢

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‎也才2美元，我是拿來繳停車費

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‎妳得想辦法跟卡梅拉和好，可以嗎？

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‎我們必須接受她不跟裴桑結婚的事實

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‎妳也得辦張卡來繳停車費

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‎她不知道自己是放棄了幸福的機會

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‎她這個年紀獨立很簡單

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‎但是她不知道寂寞起來有多可怕

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‎妳最懂，娜莉妮

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‎妳沒丈夫也沒朋友

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‎妳說什麼？我有朋友啊

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‎妳沒有

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‎我有朋友

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‎我有一起拜拜的朋友

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‎逛賣場的朋友、守望相助隊的朋友

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‎我的護士崔西呢？

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‎她是妳的員工

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‎而且她連慶生會都沒邀妳

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‎那是因為她知道
‎我不參加9點才開始的活動

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‎慢著，這件事跟我無關
‎跟妳和卡梅拉才有關

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‎請妳想辦法原諒她，讓大家好好相處

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‎迪薇，我受不了了

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‎我們回給發私訊的人吧

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‎不要，妳自己也說過那只是酸民

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‎說不定我錯了啊

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‎無所謂啦

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‎我跟派克斯頓說好不跟他們聯絡了

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‎派克斯頓當然不希望
‎妳跟發私訊的人講話

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‎食人魔傑佛瑞丹墨

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‎也不想讓警察看他的冰箱啊

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‎他冰箱裡有什麼？

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‎男朋友的頭

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‎我相信派克斯頓的冰箱裡有頭

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‎怎麼？很多連環殺手都很帥啊

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‎夠了

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‎他的冰箱裡沒有頭，我也不想理酸民

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‎什麼酸民？

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‎有個酸民跟迪薇說派克斯頓是雙面人

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‎而且他們以前是迪薇

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‎你看

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‎妳怎麼登入我的IG的？

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‎妳跟我們說過妳的密碼
‎全都是“派克斯頓69驚嘆號”

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‎所以妳忘記幫我按讚時，我就會登入

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‎艾莉諾

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‎妳怎麼受得了不去查對方是誰？

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‎妳是好奇寶寶

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‎我知道，可是我答應派克斯頓了

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‎我可沒答應他什麼

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‎我們一定要回給發私訊的人

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‎不行，而且現在怎麼連你都參一腳？

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‎我們要解謎嗎？我去幫大家拿零食

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‎好，那我們要回什麼？

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‎要不要寫：“報上名來，膽小鬼”

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‎好，如果要這樣，就照我的方法

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‎試試

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‎“至少讓我知道妳怎麼跟我一樣？”

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‎不錯喔，阿迪

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‎他們回了

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‎他們說：“我們都是
‎跟派克斯頓有關係的乖乖女

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‎因為我們都以為他很完美

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‎我也是從小學開始愛上他”

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‎好，她洩漏身分了

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‎怎麼說？

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‎這學區有四間小學，上去是兩間中學

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‎再上來就是這間高中

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‎派克斯頓念的是東區國小

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‎我們現在只要查出他跟哪個小學同學

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‎有交往紀錄就好

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‎誰有這種情報？

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‎艾瑞克，我們需要威索波女士幫忙

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‎誰不需要？

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‎可是威索波女士的身分是一大謎…

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‎閉嘴，大家都知道是你，坐下

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‎好啦

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨，你們有什麼作業嗎？

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‎沒有，只是想揭開
‎迪薇的人生秘密，想加入嗎？

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‎不用了，我得在練球前拉筋

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‎對喔，必須讓踢球的腿靈活自如

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‎我不懂體育

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‎但我會在比賽前上網查足球

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‎謝謝，小法

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‎她每次都會翻我的東西

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‎明天要到我家嗎？

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‎我聽妳的話，在車庫裡放了小盆栽

201
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,137
‎我覺得挺不錯的

202
00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,306
‎可惡，他這樣真的好可愛

203
00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:36,100
‎迪薇有點罪惡感

204
00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,228
‎因為自己竟然被小班說服跟敵人往來

205
00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,981
‎大開眼界吧

206
00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:46,610
‎不過利用威索波女士
‎完整到嚇人的資料庫後

207
00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:50,698
‎他們把嫌犯名單順利縮小到四人

208
00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:53,450
‎啦啦隊隊長：珍妮史密斯

209
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,745
‎抖音上的美髮網紅：于泰勒

210
00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:01,083
‎管弦樂隊之花：海莉賈西亞

211
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:05,462
‎當然還有不必介紹的佐伊梅泰格

212
00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:07,256
‎她左右為難

213
00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:10,551
‎雖然不想背叛派克斯頓，但是，唉

214
00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:13,387
‎這個神秘女郎實在太有意思了

215
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,514
‎-吃飯不准用手機
‎-別這樣

216
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,474
‎來，卡梅拉

217
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,894
‎妳在跟我講話？妳能看到我了？

218
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:24,523
‎我想了很久，終於找到原諒妳的辦法

219
00:09:25,024 --> 00:09:27,526
‎我明天晚上要辦聯誼活動

220
00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,486
‎讓妳挑新的未婚夫

221
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:30,988
‎什麼？

222
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:31,905
‎妳聽好

223
00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,616
‎我是個現代女性

224
00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,285
‎妳現在腰上還掛著古董隨身聽耶

225
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,704
‎沒錯，隨時都開心

226
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:42,499
‎所以我稍微能瞭解，卡梅拉

227
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,210
‎妳必須有幸福的婚姻生活

228
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:49,548
‎但是如果我們能幫妳
‎馬上找到新的如意郎君

229
00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:52,134
‎老家親戚就不會發現換人了

230
00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:55,012
‎真是個妙計，婆婆

231
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,055
‎就是說啊！

232
00:09:56,138 --> 00:10:00,267
‎我已經請一起拜拜的朋友
‎把條件好的孫子全就帶過來

233
00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:04,438
‎門上還會貼教妳找話聊的勾引圖卡

234
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,235
‎我有情報了，不是佐伊

235
00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,236
‎她不用私訊

236
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,031
‎她向來都是在留言區罵人

237
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,407
‎-所以這就代表…
‎-嗨

238
00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:19,286
‎販賣機多給我一包餅乾，我就想到妳

239
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:22,706
‎我要走了

240
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,127
‎哇，差點被聽到

241
00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:28,545
‎反正不是佐伊

242
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,880
‎艾莉諾，別管了

243
00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,633
‎派克斯頓剛剛給我免費的販賣機餅乾

244
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,135
‎我知道他的為人，他是個好人

245
00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,262
‎我不會再背著他追究下去

246
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,891
‎妳的行為很下流

247
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,227
‎別想破壞我們的感情

248
00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:46,271
‎好吧，那我只好自己製造

249
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,273
‎其他八卦來娛樂自己了

250
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,151
‎喔，發私訊的人回覆了

251
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,487
‎她說：“抱歉，我只是想幫妳

252
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,072
‎畢竟妳吃了不少苦

253
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,408
‎在演奏德布西期間失去親人

254
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,368
‎就已經夠讓人心痛一輩子了”

255
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,578
‎哇，她提到妳爸耶

256
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,664
‎對啊，那賤人好大的膽子

257
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,918
‎我不需要妳幫忙，別煩…

258
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,463
‎迪薇還沒按“發送”就猛然想到

259
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:14,216
‎等等，發私訊的人剛剛說德布西？

260
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,593
‎那是春季音樂會的曲目

261
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,263
‎根本沒有學生會想去那種場合

262
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,683
‎所以對方一定是在管弦樂隊

263
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,062
‎（嗨，海莉，我看到妳了）

264
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,240
‎妳好，海莉

265
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,617
‎我只能找到這個適合酸民的地方

266
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:41,785
‎快說吧，酸民

267
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,830
‎迪薇，對不起，我真的只是為了妳好

268
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,373
‎妳建立假帳號

269
00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:48,834
‎傳給我恐怖私訊，又什麼都不說

270
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,085
‎想害我分手

271
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:51,128
‎我知道，我只是…

272
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,797
‎不想讓妳知道我是誰，因為說真的

273
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,674
‎我不想重溫惡夢

274
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,009
‎重溫什麼？

275
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,344
‎派克斯頓殺了妳的狗？偷妳的車？

276
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,513
‎講清楚一點，又不是在算命

277
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:02,431
‎好吧

278
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,266
‎基本上

279
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,269
‎派克斯頓和我以前是好朋友

280
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,855
‎我從五年級起就認識他家人

281
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,065
‎還跟他們上過教堂一次

282
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:15,402
‎他們真的一直在聊耶穌可能會衝浪

283
00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:18,363
‎反正去年暑假我們混在一起

284
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,825
‎然後開始親親，感覺其實很不錯

285
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,368
‎然後我們就做了

286
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,038
‎妳一定也知道，真的爽到沒話說

287
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,790
‎對，快講不好的地方

288
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:31,084
‎反正我以為這表示我們不只是朋友了

289
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,421
‎可是我第二天上學時，他卻不理我

290
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:36,548
‎太爛了

291
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,884
‎後來我人生跌到谷底

292
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,136
‎所以就參加了管弦樂隊

293
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,262
‎難怪

294
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,349
‎海莉，這樣吧

295
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,519
‎派克斯頓對妳做這種事，我很抱歉

296
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:52,397
‎我能瞭解妳為什麼要匿名跟我聯絡

297
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:55,359
‎我也很抱歉之前叫妳酸民

298
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,110
‎也許妳的狀況會不一樣

299
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,029
‎如果是的話，我祝福妳

300
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:04,117
‎但是身為女人或者朋友
‎我只是覺得妳應該要知道

301
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:09,623
‎結果迪薇的酸民是真有其人

302
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,292
‎而且真的被她的男朋友傷害過

303
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:15,045
‎她不確定知道這種事該怎麼辦

304
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:15,963
‎威舍庫瑪

305
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,339
‎我只是要讓妳知道

306
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,092
‎我認為如果利用身為妳老師這一點

307
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,010
‎打聽妳表姊的消息

308
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:24,513
‎是一件非常不專業的行為

309
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,472
‎好

310
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:29,059
‎所以我不會提起
‎我們幾個禮拜前一起唱卡拉OK後

311
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,020
‎她都沒回我簡訊有多奇怪

312
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,232
‎別擔心，我不會問妳知不知道狀況

313
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,149
‎好

314
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,527
‎不過既然是妳把我拉到一邊…

315
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,320
‎天啊，庫老師，你太沒骨氣了

316
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,283
‎好吧

317
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,910
‎卡梅拉跟她差點訂婚的未婚夫分了

318
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,204
‎現在我奶奶今晚要幫她辦聯誼

319
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,455
‎尋找新對象

320
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,251
‎-有意思，是幾點？
‎-7點

321
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,004
‎好，謝謝，威舍庫瑪同學

322
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,673
‎即席討論托爾斯泰的感覺真好

323
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,515
‎怎麼了？

324
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,310
‎-你還喜歡迪薇嗎？
‎-什麼？

325
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,062
‎我看到你昨天跟她在一起

326
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:17,482
‎你說你用功都來不及
‎沒空看我的冠軍賽

327
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,277
‎卻還有很多時間跟她浪費

328
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,446
‎什麼…並不是這樣

329
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,197
‎妳也知道迪薇

330
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,408
‎她的問題總是能把大家扯進去

331
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:30,871
‎她就像《沙丘魔堡》裡的沙蟲
‎只是有很花的背包，聲音又很吵

332
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,415
‎你知道我的背包長怎樣嗎？

333
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,918
‎黃色的

334
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,255
‎沒錯

335
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,883
‎妳用不著擔心迪薇

336
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:43,884
‎我保證

337
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,303
‎我只想知道你有沒有認真

338
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,263
‎我絕對是認真的

339
00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:50,307
‎我等一下當然會去看妳比賽

340
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,059
‎我當時真不知在想什麼

341
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,685
‎我會在今晚才用功

342
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,730
‎這樣才能專心培養我們的“化學”反應

343
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,066
‎好爛，我不喜歡這個哏

344
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,567
‎不過…

345
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:03,820
‎我就原諒你了

346
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,121
‎大家看到這邊

347
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,707
‎我幫大家買了很貴的果汁

348
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:16,792
‎謝謝妳，吉妲

349
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,085
‎不過喝的時候小聲點

350
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,753
‎我要聽他們打情罵俏

351
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,713
‎你有任何嗜好嗎？

352
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:24,675
‎我覺得只要熱愛工作，就不需要嗜好

353
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,051
‎好，那你做什麼的？

354
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,552
‎大部分是驗屍

355
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:31,098
‎請等我一下下

356
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,058
‎不，卡梅拉，我去開門

357
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,142
‎麻煩妳好好陪新朋友

358
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,560
‎好，太好了

359
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,480
‎我可以在週末時帶妳去停屍間

360
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,818
‎妳好，我是萊雅

361
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,696
‎我婆婆說她受邀參加這裡的聚會

362
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,157
‎是，歡迎，我叫娜莉妮
‎妮瑪拉是我的婆婆

363
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:52,536
‎她剛剛去看過眼科
‎我本來讓她從路邊走過來

364
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,746
‎結果她朝妳家種的樹走過去…

365
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,708
‎-哈囉，萊雅
‎-嗨，妮瑪拉阿姨

366
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,710
‎我看妳已經見過娜莉妮了

367
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:04,214
‎她是非常高明的醫師
‎病人很多，朋友零個

368
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,050
‎-我有朋友
‎-妳們兩個應該聊聊

369
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,885
‎畢竟都在醫學界

370
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,263
‎我是皮膚科醫生，妳在哪高就？

371
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,180
‎我是營養師

372
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,225
‎我其實並不覺得我在醫學界

373
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,228
‎尤其是醫生現在
‎都只想賺錢，而不是治病

374
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,647
‎我比較想置身於養生領域

375
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,192
‎那很好啊，我失陪一下

376
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,486
‎我來開，誰都不准跟我搶！

377
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:30,991
‎馬尼許

378
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:36,538
‎迪薇不知道該不該
‎問派克斯頓有關海莉的事

379
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,416
‎一方面，她認為自己是女性主義者

380
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,334
‎必須為受苦的姊妹發聲

381
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,504
‎可是另一方面，她又不希望最後

382
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:47,340
‎被派克斯頓甩掉，跟以前的海莉一樣

383
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,301
‎（@海莉賈西亞-818現在是朋友）

384
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,261
‎看來女性主義要贏了

385
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,179
‎喂

386
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,265
‎我知道我說過我不會

387
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,268
‎但我還是繼續跟那個酸民聊天

388
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,520
‎什麼？為什麼？

389
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:03,148
‎結果她其實不是酸民

390
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,316
‎事實上，她是

391
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:05,942
‎海莉

392
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,236
‎她告訴我你們上了床

393
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,696
‎結果你就不理她

394
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,950
‎她跟妳講這件事真的很爛

395
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,035
‎所以不是真的？

396
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:15,952
‎不是

397
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:22,459
‎我是說，對，是真的，但我沒有惡意

398
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:26,880
‎我一慌就不知道怎麼辦，所以就躲她

399
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,673
‎這樣好像比較簡單

400
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:29,800
‎對你來說是

401
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,635
‎可是你真的傷害了她

402
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,512
‎她因為你才加入管弦樂隊

403
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,514
‎那種辣妹不該參加管弦樂隊的

404
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,517
‎好啦，我那時真的有點爛

405
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,352
‎可是我現在不會這樣了

406
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,688
‎我相信，但我覺得你應該向她道歉…

407
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:44,731
‎什麼？

408
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,150
‎不要，現在舊事重提太怪了

409
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:51,321
‎而且她才該向我道歉
‎怎麼能在我女友面前打小報告？

410
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:55,408
‎-派克斯頓，拜託，你對她很爛
‎-迪薇，別說了，我不會道歉的

411
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,868
‎-你非道歉不可
‎-我不要

412
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,703
‎那我就不能跟你在一起

413
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:05,836
‎我…

414
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:08,797
‎什麼？

415
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,342
‎天啊，妳跟這個白馬王子分了？

416
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,678
‎如果我是妳奶奶，我也會火大

417
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,763
‎他簡直就跟演員一樣帥

418
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,473
‎我知道

419
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,017
‎但就算有那種下巴線條
‎我也還不想跟他結婚

420
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,352
‎我也還沒打算結婚

421
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,604
‎我有兩個室友，共用一套西裝

422
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,399
‎妳猜今晚誰穿？正是在下！

423
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,695
‎看你們有說有笑，肢體語言也很親密

424
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,365
‎你是建築師、麻醉師還是太空人？

425
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,701
‎都不是，我教英文的

426
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,537
‎教大學嗎？大概史丹佛大學吧？

427
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,164
‎不是，在迪薇念的高中

428
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,916
‎那個鳥學校？你是誰的孫子？

429
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,210
‎我跟祖父母不是很熟

430
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,296
‎他們都在印度，我沒看過他們

431
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:53,049
‎奶奶，這位是馬尼許
‎迪薇最喜歡的老師

432
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,052
‎你哪裡長大的？父母做什麼的？

433
00:18:56,136 --> 00:19:00,891
‎我在阿肯色州中部長大
‎後來我的父母離婚

434
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:04,102
‎然後我媽搬到麥特比奇經營夜店

435
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,980
‎然後我爸在巴頓魯治娶了一個白人

436
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,567
‎現在做網拍
‎專賣死之華樂團的運動衣

437
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,986
‎卡梅拉，把他打發走！

438
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,114
‎奶奶，別說了，他聽得懂

439
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,200
‎隨便妳們說吧

440
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,160
‎我完全不會講任何印度語言

441
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:24,664
‎奶奶

442
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,543
‎-天啊
‎-天啊，她心臟病發了

443
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,171
‎等等，不要，娜莉妮

444
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,882
‎可能不是，我很瞭解這家果汁行

445
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,801
‎她喝了“芒果瑜珈殺”，內含瑪卡成份

446
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,387
‎謝謝，不過我是醫生，我來就好

447
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,597
‎我來叫救護車

448
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,766
‎瑪卡是一種興奮劑，讓我試一樣東西

449
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,143
‎如果沒用，半分鐘後再送她就醫

450
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,811
‎嘴巴打開

451
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:48,897
‎好

452
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,694
‎-我好多了
‎-妳好多了？

453
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,571
‎妳的脈象也穩了

454
00:19:59,032 --> 00:19:59,950
‎妳剛剛做了什麼？

455
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,954
‎只是按摩穴位
‎加上我隨手調的舒緩凝露

456
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,040
‎真的謝謝妳

457
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,793
‎好，我就趁這個機會

458
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,254
‎宣布活動結束，大家珍重再見

459
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:21,554
‎這次約會真的很奇怪
‎可是妳願意再來一次嗎？

460
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,182
‎但是只有我們兩個

461
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:25,934
‎我願意

462
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,147
‎我知道，女兒，可是我們非討論不可

463
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,817
‎妳因為我說實話而生氣？

464
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,860
‎我們是氣妳在時裝課上

465
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,196
‎跟那個女生說她的設計很醜

466
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,492
‎她把反盒褶縫到深紅色的針織衣上

467
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,202
‎太噁心了

468
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,663
‎那也不表示妳可以讓別人難過啊

469
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,415
‎可是她最爛了

470
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,418
‎她昨天說我是大便，大便耶

471
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,586
‎誰說妳是大便？我宰了她

472
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,297
‎誰也不能殺誰

473
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,589
‎除非是出於善意

474
00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:00,093
‎蕾貝卡，乖女兒，我沒說她都沒錯

475
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,720
‎但妳已經是個小姐了

476
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,222
‎妳現在得決定自己要變成什麼樣的人

477
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:08,226
‎不要變成拒絕承認錯誤的人

478
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,687
‎好啦，我會說對不起

479
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,857
‎但是那些褶才真的是嚴重錯誤

480
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,248
‎我會向海莉道歉

481
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,877
‎-真的？
‎-對，我不該對她那樣

482
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,047
‎我當時太幼稚，還不想定下來

483
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,798
‎但又不敢面對

484
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:39,924
‎所以才會躲她

485
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,928
‎我保證會好好解決

486
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,020
‎謝謝

487
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:56,816
‎所以

488
00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,819
‎我覺得這次聯誼挺成功的

489
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,529
‎除了我們以為妳要死的時候

490
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,324
‎迪薇的老師約我出去

491
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,283
‎他不行

492
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:06,618
‎什麼？

493
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:07,911
‎馬尼許哪裡不好？

494
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,537
‎他有工作

495
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:10,538
‎長得又帥

496
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:11,706
‎也是印度人

497
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,916
‎他長得像印度人

498
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,502
‎骨子裡像塞斯羅根，又沒有他的魅力

499
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,129
‎他體貼又心地善良

500
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:21,091
‎卻沒想到要摸我的腳表達敬意

501
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:24,386
‎那個太空人摸我腳三次
‎他還上過太空耶

502
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,137
‎馬尼許是個美國人

503
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:29,682
‎我們不該因為他不夠傳統就排斥他

504
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,184
‎太好了

505
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,145
‎他們家願意拋開傳承千百代的文化

506
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,356
‎真的讓我好高興喔

507
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,109
‎什麼？

508
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:42,946
‎你可以的

509
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:46,658
‎好吧

510
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,579
‎海莉，可以跟妳說句話嗎？

511
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,126
‎你要幹嘛？

512
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,546
‎我那麼對妳真是不應該，我很抱歉

513
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,714
‎我沒有藉口可說

514
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:05,718
‎我太傻了，不該那樣對妳

515
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,807
‎-如果妳不原諒我，我能瞭解…
‎-慢著，你在向海莉道歉？

516
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,642
‎因為你也騙過我吧？

517
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,062
‎我們返校日做過後，你就不理不睬的

518
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:17,647
‎對喔

519
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,024
‎我很對不起，梅根

520
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:22,694
‎我太糟糕了

521
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:25,321
‎天文台摳來摳去那次，想起來沒？

522
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,577
‎抱歉

523
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,579
‎哇，大家都在喔，好吧

524
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:39,752
‎剩下三分鐘，比數拉平，二比二！

525
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,381
‎好，這一招夠妙

526
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,549
‎加油

527
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:49,637
‎-沒關係
‎-沒關係，蟋蟀隊加油！

528
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:52,849
‎-加油，阿妮莎！
‎-真是一場刺激的比賽

529
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,811
‎威索波獨家八卦

530
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,230
‎派克斯頓霍爾吉田正在向

531
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,899
‎他對不起過的每個女生道歉

532
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,443
‎這是從諾伯教練在誓師大會

533
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:06,863
‎狂吐威士忌以來
‎雪曼橡樹高中最大的新聞

534
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,866
‎靠，阿迪，是妳搞出來的嗎？

535
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:10,909
‎加油！

536
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:17,040
‎對，笑死，我是女性主義楷模吧？

537
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:22,837
‎阿妮莎加油！

538
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:28,301
‎好，冷靜一點，美女議員

539
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,346
‎雪曼橡樹高中以三比二獲勝！

540
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:35,642
‎觀眾席上只有一個人沒為阿妮莎歡呼

541
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,937
‎而且她很清楚男朋友在跟誰傳訊息

542
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,356
‎妳說得也沒錯

543
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,233
‎對不起，是我的錯

544
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,490
‎雖然我們的關係一向不錯

545
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:54,369
‎但我老是得在女廁所
‎清掉你的名字，實在受夠了

546
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:57,247
‎對不起，史黛西工友小姐

547
00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,581
‎謝謝，派克斯頓

548
00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,707
‎我很感動

549
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,629
‎好，應該就這些人了

550
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,715
‎說真的，我沒想到會這樣

551
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,217
‎不必道歉

552
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:11,844
‎看來我才是全民公敵

553
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,597
‎其實我很感激妳逼我這麼做

554
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,683
‎洗心革面的感覺真好

555
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:20,812
‎要吃點東西嗎？

556
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,772
‎我什麼時候拒絕過了？

557
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,649
‎迪薇感到非常自豪

558
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:25,567
‎你看看她

559
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:28,194
‎她撫平全校女生的傷痛

560
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,779
‎這樣吧，等一下

561
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:34,200
‎海莉，我們要去金基餐廳，想來嗎？

562
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,159
‎你是認真的？

563
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:36,202
‎對啊

564
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:38,496
‎好啊，我願意

565
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:42,208
‎自從我們上次去過後，我就沒去了

566
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,752
‎靠，我忘了

567
00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:46,588
‎妳不在黑名單上了嗎？

568
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,047
‎他們可能認不得我了

569
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,133
‎哇，這是什麼鬼？

570
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,760
‎他跟妳道歉過了，現在退下！

571
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,513
‎迪薇，妳又有吃醋的宅女表情了

572
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,056
‎快停，這樣會有皺紋

573
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,689
‎我通常星期二要練腿

574
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,483
‎可是我今天真的沒時間，抱歉

575
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,027
‎嗨，恭喜

576
00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:10,361
‎踢得好精彩

577
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,780
‎對啊，沒想到我們贏了

578
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:15,158
‎真的就靠最後那一球

579
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,619
‎對啊，真的是

580
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:19,412
‎不可思議

581
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,165
‎我心想：“這一幕太不可思議了”

582
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,919
‎對呀，我也不敢相信，我要去浴室了

583
00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:29,255
‎好啊，沒問題

584
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,799
‎我等一下跟妳傳訊息，恭喜了

585
00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:37,555
‎（女生專用）

586
00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:44,771
‎阿妮莎不是因為小班忽略她而難過

587
00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:46,564
‎是因為他不瞭解她

588
00:26:47,065 --> 00:26:48,900
‎她只是不想變成隱形人

589
00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:54,197
‎阿妮莎

590
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,241
‎天啊，剛才的比賽好精彩

591
00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:59,702
‎妳強到不可思議

592
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,537
‎簡直就是超級球星

593
00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:04,874
‎妳用假動作騙過那個兇巴巴的女生

594
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,834
‎然後運球繞過另一個女生

595
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:09,003
‎然後大腳踢進球門

596
00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:11,881
‎我很喜歡物理，所以覺得超刺激的

597
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,759
‎妳啊！妳讓我太驚訝了

598
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,136
‎妳…太神了

599
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,240
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