1 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:13,931 For as long as Devi could remember, 2 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:17,894 Valentine's Day had been nothing but a humbling annual reminder 3 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:20,104 that she was a stone-cold loser. 4 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,565 You will always be my Valentine, kanna. 5 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,529 As far as she was concerned, 6 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:30,531 this holiday sucked a fat one. 7 00:00:35,995 --> 00:00:39,248 Whoops, sorry, little boy. I'm supposed to be next door. 8 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:43,419 But today, Devi had a boyfriend, 9 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:46,339 and Valentine's Day was gonna frickin' rule. 10 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:47,799 -Happy Valentine's Day. -Hey. 11 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,051 I've got a really romantic date planned for us tonight. 12 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:52,136 -Ooh. -I Febrezed my futon and everything. 13 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:56,808 Put that in your vape pen and vape it, loser single girls. 14 00:00:57,308 --> 00:01:00,561 All right. Well, I gotta grab some things before class, but I'll see you later. 15 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:01,479 Okay. 16 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,400 -Nothing was gonna ruin today. 17 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:08,277 -Hey, what's up? -Yo, what up, dude? 18 00:01:08,361 --> 00:01:12,073 Not even the fear that Devi may have inadvertently rekindled something 19 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:15,034 between Paxton and his smoking hot ex. 20 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:16,953 -Oh, Paxton, wait. Guess what? -Yep. 21 00:01:17,537 --> 00:01:18,955 You're my perfect match. 22 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:22,542 What are you talking about? What is that? Oh! 23 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:23,501 Happy Valentine's. 24 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,336 Here's your results from the student council's 25 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,505 compatibility quiz you took yesterday at lunch. 26 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:33,719 Oh God. 27 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,764 Maybe there's another Eric Perkins at this school. 28 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:42,436 -No way, man. -Walk much? 29 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,813 What? 30 00:01:49,986 --> 00:01:51,904 Valentine's Day sucks! 31 00:01:51,988 --> 00:01:55,449 I just don't get how I, a person who's dating the hottest boy in school, 32 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:57,410 is most compatible with Eric. 33 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:59,579 Are you more mad that you got Eric, 34 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,414 or that Haley got Paxton? 35 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:04,375 I'm happy that they're friends again. 36 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,669 I just wish they weren't such good friends. 37 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:10,756 You don't have to worry about Haley. Paxton is super into you. 38 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,552 I know, but he and Haley have known each other forever, 39 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,761 and they have had sex. 40 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:17,763 And now I'm picturing them having sex and… 41 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:20,975 Oh my God, I realized why the computer said they were a perfect match. 42 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,810 Don't read into it that much. 43 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:26,522 It's just a dumb quiz made by dumb teenagers in a dumb school. 44 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:27,440 Hey, guys. 45 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,151 Hi, Aneesa. 46 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:34,614 This awkward hello is courtesy of the following interaction 47 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:36,157 that has yet to be discussed. 48 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:43,122 Um, did you just call this quiz dumb? 49 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,292 It was actually developed by Nobel prize-winning scientists at MIT. 50 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,377 Its accuracy is undisputed. 51 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:50,254 So, educate yourselves. 52 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:52,506 Sorry, Jonah. 53 00:02:56,385 --> 00:03:00,223 I can't believe I got Gears Brosnan. I didn't even know he filled out a quiz. 54 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,433 -Who'd you guys get? -I got Trent. 55 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,643 Yeah, I got Ben. 56 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:06,395 Oh wow, Ben. That's so cool 57 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:09,106 since he's your boyfriend and all. 58 00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:12,193 Hey, Fab, do you feel weird today? 59 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,946 Why? Do I seem weird? Does it seem like something weird happened? 60 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:17,949 No, I was just wondering 'cause, you know, it's Valentine's Day, 61 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,200 and you must miss Eve. 62 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,494 Oh. Um… 63 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,580 Yeah, yeah, that's-- I do. I miss her. 64 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:27,041 Speaking of relationships, 65 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:30,753 I don't think all the couples here are gonna make it through Valentine's. 66 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:31,921 -What? -Why do you say that? 67 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:34,048 Because I need to dump Trent. 68 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,133 Wait, I thought things were going well. 69 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:37,927 I mean, it's been fun. 70 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,428 He's just not very deep. 71 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:41,013 Like, I'm a second away 72 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:45,059 from bursting into either song or tears at every moment of the day. 73 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:49,313 Shouldn't I be with another artist or at least another Sagittarius? 74 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:51,357 Got you, babe. 75 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,483 Oh, hey. 76 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,734 Yeah, I got you too. 77 00:03:53,818 --> 00:03:56,487 Wow, those MIT guys are good. 78 00:03:57,822 --> 00:03:58,656 I guess. 79 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:03,244 But doesn't this quiz feel kind of creepy? Like, real 1984 vibes. 80 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:04,829 The Taylor Swift album? 81 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,706 No, Aneesa. 82 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,332 The book by George Orwell. 83 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,585 God, I've gotta get you a little library card, huh? 84 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,798 I'd argue that 1989 has more literary relevance 85 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,675 than anything George Orwell ever wrote. 86 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,848 Is that true? I only listen to podcasts. 87 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:28,477 Dr. Vishwakumar, your next patient is here. 88 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:33,316 Hi. Rhyah, what brings you in today? 89 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,693 Oh, I just wanted to say hi. 90 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,820 Also, I have this tiny burning rash going up my arm, 91 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,780 but I mostly just wanted to say hi. 92 00:04:39,864 --> 00:04:41,157 Okay, let me take a look. 93 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,075 -Okay. -How are things with you? 94 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:45,578 -I'm good. How are you doing? -Good. Good, good. 95 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,246 -Itchy? -Yeah. 96 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,123 -Kind of flaky? -Little bit. 97 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,708 Mmm. Looks like tinea corporis. 98 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,210 -Oh, what's that? -It's basically athlete's foot. 99 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:55,546 Or in this case, we can call it athlete's forearm. 100 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,258 See, I knew my yoga studio wasn't washing their mats properly. 101 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,385 I stayed late one time and watched them flip 'em over. 102 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,554 Don't worry about it. It's actually fairly common. 103 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,015 I'm just gonna write you a prescription for anti-fungal cream. 104 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,558 It should clear up in a few weeks. 105 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,478 Fungal infection on Valentine's Day. Very sexy. 106 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:11,979 Do you have any plans tonight? 107 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:15,608 Nalini had completely forgotten about Valentine's Day. 108 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:18,361 She had always considered it a stupid holiday. 109 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:21,155 But now with Mohan gone, it felt different. 110 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,114 No. 111 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,242 Mohan, no. 112 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:29,288 We agreed last year no Valentine's Day gifts. 113 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:31,707 This is different. You'll like it. 114 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,044 I spent hardly any money. 115 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:46,972 You got me a bobblehead of you? 116 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,182 Yeah. 117 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:51,268 Now you can knock me around when I'm being hardheaded. 118 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,980 Did you give yourself a stronger jaw? 119 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:56,732 Well… 120 00:05:56,816 --> 00:05:57,775 Maybe. 121 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:07,952 Nope. 122 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,496 No Valentine's Day plans 123 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,416 other than tending to the many demanding people in my household 124 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:15,292 who drain me of my money and energy. 125 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,461 Well, you should still celebrate. 126 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:22,383 Hey, you need to carve out some fun time for you. 127 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:23,384 Every day. 128 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:27,513 I already do that for six hours every night when I'm asleep. 129 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,099 That's not what I mean. 130 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:33,477 What are you doing tomorrow night? Let's have a gals hang. 131 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,646 Oh. Uh… 132 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,857 I don't think I can. 133 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,066 Just really busy. 134 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:39,984 Sorry. 135 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,986 Okay, no worries. 136 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,822 But I'm gonna leave you my number just in case you change your mind. 137 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,657 -Dr. Vishwakumar. -Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,451 Your mother-in-law's on the phone. 139 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:51,245 She's accidentally locked herself in the garage again. 140 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,373 She said it's no rush, but the stove is on. 141 00:06:57,877 --> 00:06:59,503 Good morning, students. 142 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,255 Who knows what this is? 143 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,841 That's a 34C, front clasp, demi-cup. 144 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:07,845 No, Trent. This is oppression. 145 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,314 Uh, they used to be made of more flammable materials. 146 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:19,231 The point is, 147 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:21,901 we are starting our unit on the women's rights movement, 148 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,653 and it will take us all the way till the end of the year. 149 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:27,948 We're studying the women's rights movement for the next four months? 150 00:07:28,032 --> 00:07:29,116 What about Watergate? 151 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,535 What about Iran-Contra? What about 9/11? 152 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:34,330 Uh, would you like to tell the women in this classroom 153 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,624 that those events mean more to you than their rights? 154 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,417 We need to know other things for the AP test. 155 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:39,752 Reclaiming my time. 156 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,047 The first assignment. 157 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,299 I need all of you to break up into groups 158 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:48,260 and rewrite the Bill of Rights as if it were written, 159 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:49,887 not by Founding Fathers 160 00:07:50,763 --> 00:07:53,182 but instead by Founding Mothers. 161 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,062 Can you believe this? This is why we need real textbooks. 162 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,855 Well, according to you, I don't read books. 163 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:01,357 So I guess I'm cool with it. 164 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,989 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 165 00:08:09,073 --> 00:08:12,326 Yeah, actually. My superhot boyfriend. Mm-hmm. 166 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,036 And he's a real psycho, so… 167 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,455 -Damn. The cute ones are always taken. -Mm-hmm. 168 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,583 How's your Valentine's Day going? 169 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,210 It was good at the start, 170 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,754 and then I got Eric on the compatibility quiz. 171 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,089 Mm. He's not so bad. 172 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,341 He's always the first to notice when I get a new haircut. 173 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,259 I guess. 174 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,262 I just kind of wanted to get my smokeshow boyfriend, 175 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,390 but apparently the computer feels like he's out of my league. 176 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:37,226 Okay. First of all, you're my smokeshow girlfriend. 177 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:39,311 And secondly, 178 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:42,189 the computer thinks you're exactly in my league. 179 00:08:42,273 --> 00:08:43,399 Hallelujah. 180 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,527 Who cares if Devi's perfect match was Eric 181 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,363 as long as Paxton's perfect match was her? 182 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,490 According to Nobel scientists, 183 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:54,618 she was basically the only one in the whole world for him. 184 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,328 So suck on that, Haley. 185 00:08:58,122 --> 00:09:01,000 Oh, it seems as if it is still flammable. Everyone out! 186 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,960 Men and teachers last. 187 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:14,096 Yo, babe. I have an amazing Valentine's plan. 188 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,974 Picture this, candlelight dinner. 189 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,226 You, me, my Uncle Joe. 190 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:20,603 Wear something sexy. 191 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:24,356 Yeah. Um, Trent, I think we should talk. 192 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,608 Oh wow. 193 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,193 Anytime someone says that to me, 194 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,654 it always means great news. 195 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:31,572 Uh-huh. Yeah. 196 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:35,117 Well, I don't think I can come to Valentine's with your Uncle Joe. 197 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,828 Why? Is it because he hogs the crescent rolls? 198 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,665 Or are you worried he's gonna try to put you in one of his TV commercials? 199 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,960 One of his, 'scuse me, whats? 200 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:47,630 His commercials. He owns a chain of blinds stores. 201 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:50,049 Chances are you've seen them while pumping gas. 202 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:53,719 Wait. Is your Uncle Joe Captain Joe, 203 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,013 the pirate who makes high prices walk the plank? 204 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,849 That's him. Yeah, whenever we have dinner together, 205 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,685 he always ropes everyone at the table into being in his next commercial. 206 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,771 Oh, wow. 207 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,357 But we could always just go out to a restaurant. 208 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,524 No, I'll be there. 209 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:12,112 Valentine's Day is about family. Thanks for reminding me of that. 210 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,409 Hey. 211 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:20,913 Something wrong? You kinda bit my head off back there. 212 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:23,999 Yeah. Well, I didn't love the way you talked to me earlier. 213 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:26,502 That little library card remark was messed up. 214 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:29,380 Aneesa, I was just teasing. It was just a joke. 215 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:32,800 Was it a joke? You seem genuinely embarrassed by me. 216 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,843 Of course, I'm not embarrassed of you. 217 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:38,514 You're amazing, and pretty, and cool, and fun. 218 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:41,141 So what if you don't know who some dumb author is. 219 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,310 I don't expect you to know everything that I know. 220 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:44,978 There it is. Right there. 221 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,480 You're so condescending. 222 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,815 You know what? 223 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,401 Hmm. Think I'm gonna take a rain check on Valentine's dinner. 224 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,944 What? Aneesa, wait. 225 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,029 Oh, come on. I didn't mean it like that. 226 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,749 Here we are again in the old bathroom. 227 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,086 Yeah. Um, Fabiola, about that. 228 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,548 I'm really sorry I kissed you. 229 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,968 Can we just forget about it? 230 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,928 Yeah. Yeah, no problem. 231 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,431 I'm… I'm still getting over Eve, so… 232 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,474 consider it forgotten. 233 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:24,560 Thank you. 234 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:29,773 Good talk. 235 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,369 Whoa! Is that homemade rigatones with… …mozzarella? 236 00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:45,497 Yep, as long as you count microwaving a Stouffer's as homemade. 237 00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,500 I did cut that sprig of parsley and put it on there. 238 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,711 Uh, I think that's mint. 239 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:53,130 Nice, refreshing. 240 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,089 Hmm. 241 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,512 Look at us. You know, at first glance, we probably seem like a real odd couple. 242 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:03,474 Because, you know, you're Paxton Hall-Yoshida. 243 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,143 And I'm just, ugh, nerdy little me with no abs. 244 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,729 What? Don't talk about yourself like that. 245 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,607 Come on, you're awesome. You're beautiful. You're smart. 246 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,066 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, 247 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,278 despite that, those MIT scientists know what they're talking about. 248 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:20,449 -We're really good together. -Totes. Just like marinara and mint. 249 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:24,912 Sure, or things that more classically go together. 250 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,039 But anyway, we're a good team. 251 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,666 -Yeah, we are a good team. -Mm-hmm. 252 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,751 Hey, speaking of teams, 253 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,420 I'm gonna play paintball tomorrow with a bunch of dudes. Wanna come? 254 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,172 I absolutely do not. 255 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,591 But yet again, I love that we like different things, 256 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,885 because per the computer, opposites attract. 257 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,011 They sure do. 258 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,764 Happy Valentine's Day, Devi. 259 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,060 Oh, shit. 260 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,687 I totally forgot. I bought fancy Parm for this. 261 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,273 Not even the green can. It's like a little brick I have to grate. 262 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,275 So, BRB. 263 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:58,070 Devi was finally at peace in her relationship. 264 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,863 And though the bar was low, 265 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,616 she was having the most romantic meal of her life. 266 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,077 All she had to do now was lean back 267 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,746 and wait for her chiseled, doting boyfriend 268 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,374 to bring her freshly grated cheese and… 269 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,877 lie to her frickin' face. 270 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,046 -What the hell? 271 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:20,133 Cheers to my most romantic Valentine's Day dinner yet. 272 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,928 -Eye contact. -Mmm. Sure. 273 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,639 Eye contact. Eleanor, eye contact. 274 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,057 Yep. 275 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,688 So, Captain Joe. 276 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,273 You know, I'm a big fan. 277 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:38,652 I love the commercial where you slash prices and some blinds 278 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,070 with your hook hand. 279 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,447 Thanks. Actually, I didn't mean to rip those blinds in half, 280 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,449 but we forgot to roll sound on the other take, so… 281 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,785 The performances are phenomenal. 282 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,579 Where do you find the actors? 283 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,998 Mmm… Mostly family dinners. 284 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,709 Oh, hey, you know, Eleanor is an actor. 285 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,460 -A really good one. 286 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:58,755 Well, if you want, you can play a salty sea wench. 287 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,883 In your next commercial? 288 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:02,467 Yeah, sure. 289 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:05,929 Oh my God. 290 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,724 I'm a working actor. 291 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,269 I'm a working actor. Thank you so much. 292 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,230 Yeah, anything for someone who makes my nephew here so happy. 293 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,358 Oh, not even weed makes me this happy. 294 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,075 Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. 295 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,130 Oh, Devi. Hi. Hey, do you want to have a little bit of dinner with me? 296 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,799 Your grandmother's having Galentine's with one of her cliques, 297 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,886 and believe I saw your cousin sneak into your teacher's crappy little Honda. 298 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,555 Uh, no, thanks. I already ate. I'm just gonna go up to my room. 299 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,391 Uh, I have a big test tomorrow. 300 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,353 As Nalini envisioned her night 301 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,940 watching a Hallmark movie with an inanimate object, 302 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,525 she started to entertain the possibility 303 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,654 that she might need to broaden her social horizons. 304 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,657 Hi, Rhyah! Still free tomorrow? 305 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,951 This is Nalini Vishwakumar. 306 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,703 Devi hadn't mentioned the card to Paxton, 307 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:15,123 instead she had spent the rest of dinner pretending to be happy, 308 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:18,377 like I did when I got runner-up at Wimbledon in 1980. 309 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,754 Not doing a great job there, bud. 310 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,632 Wow, you really weren't lying 311 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:24,925 about the Parmesan. 312 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,468 -It's delicious. -I know, right? 313 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,761 Yeah. Uh-huh. 314 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,848 I sure can trust you when it comes to cheese. 315 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,108 But obviously Devi was spiraling. 316 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,527 Why did Paxton lie to her? 317 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,778 And, more importantly, 318 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,614 was his perfect match who she thought it was? 319 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,124 Eric, we need to talk about the compatibility quiz. I know you got me. 320 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:01,503 Shh! Keep it down. You trying to ruin my rep, dork? 321 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,088 Excuse me, nerd? 322 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:08,093 I've spent the last two years trying to date someone who's hot 323 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,469 and become popular, 324 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:12,848 so that I'm not just the kid who lost his dad… 325 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,517 Damn. Maybe they were alike. 326 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,643 …at Disneyland. 327 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,770 I had to wait for him near the security desk. 328 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:19,896 Oh my God. 329 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,857 Ugh. This kid. 330 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:25,610 Well, I know Paxton made you trade cards with him. So tell me who he got. 331 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:29,489 -Hmm. Interesting. What's it worth to ya? -Just give me the card, Eric. 332 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,825 Oh, you mean this card? 333 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,329 Well, it is gonna cost you big time. 334 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,290 Haley. 335 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:39,666 Damn it. 336 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,711 No, I don't. No! I never said that. 337 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,464 -Is she laughing? That's five bucks then. -I'm not laughing. 338 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,303 How'd the rest of your Valentine's go? Did you break up with-- 339 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,180 Ah! My boyfriend. 340 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,851 I'm gonna take that as a no. 341 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:02,981 No, I didn't break up with him. Instead, I used him to get to his uncle. 342 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,192 I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that. 343 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,486 His uncle's Captain Joe. 344 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:08,737 The blinds guy? 345 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,823 Yep, and I weaseled my way into one of his commercials. 346 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,743 Oh my God, Eleanor, you're gonna be in a commercial? 347 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,953 Yeah, but I feel really gross about it. 348 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,747 So what are you gonna do? 349 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:22,250 I think I have to let both Trent and the commercial go. 350 00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:26,588 Maybe one of these days I'll meet someone who's right for me, 351 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,799 whose uncle also makes commercials. 352 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:35,013 And so Eric shows me Paxton's card, and it's frigging Haley. 353 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,642 Are you worried that something is going on between them? 354 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,352 I don't know. 355 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,561 I don't think so. 356 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,147 It's just… Why else would he lie? 357 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:48,068 Well, it was wrong for Paxton to be dishonest. 358 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,112 But why do you care so much about this test? 359 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,029 It's just… 360 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,409 when I see him talking to Haley, I feel really jealous. 361 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,037 They look so good together. 362 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:02,457 Like, no one would bat an eye if you said that they were a couple. 363 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,710 And you think you and Paxton are getting tons of eye bats? 364 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,547 I can't help but worry that this is some weird phase for him 365 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,007 where he dates a quirky, smart girl. 366 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,051 And at any moment, he's gonna be like, 367 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,220 "Yo, you know what I miss?" 368 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:19,599 "Superhot models with six-pack abs and, like, symmetrical boobs." 369 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:24,437 First of all, girl, nobody has symmetrical boobs. 370 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,690 Everybody's got a Biggie and a Smalls. 371 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:30,569 And secondly, that way of thinking is selling you both short. 372 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,696 -Like, look at this girl. -Do I have to? 373 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,614 Yes. Look at her stories. 374 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:38,243 Here she is doing a cool dance, ironically. 375 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,413 And here she is doing Pilates. Probably without even queefing. 376 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,875 -And here she is playing paintball. 377 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:49,254 Wait, she's playing paintball? Doc, I gotta go. 378 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,423 Devi, don't. Let's work through this. 379 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,175 Devi, don't go-- 380 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:55,927 Shit. 381 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,847 Mmm, an açaí bowl. I never had one of these before. 382 00:18:58,930 --> 00:18:59,973 -Really? -Mm-mm. 383 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,641 Oh, açaí bowls are great. 384 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,936 They're loaded with antioxidants, fiber. They boost brain function. 385 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,815 But really, they're just a way to eat tons of sugar and pretend it's healthy for you. 386 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:13,153 You sound like my husband. He had a huge sweet tooth. 387 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,821 One time he had three Pizookies. 388 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,656 That's a cookie the size of a pie. 389 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,450 Got very sick to the stomach. 390 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:22,704 But even in severe abdominal pain, he was still able to make me laugh. 391 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,541 I'm sorry, Nalini. Must be really difficult without him. 392 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,253 Yesterday was harder than I expected, you know. 393 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,090 I always thought Valentine's Day was stupid, but last night… 394 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,469 …I would've given anything for him to walk through the door 395 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,512 with a $5 teddy bear from the gas station. 396 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,348 I wish you could've had that too. 397 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,519 Saw a picture of him in your office. Good for you, girl. 398 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,233 -He was nice to look at, wasn't he? -Mmm. 399 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,818 But that's not what I miss most about him. 400 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,905 I truly just miss having my best friend around. 401 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,533 Well, it sounds like a new friend is just what's needed. 402 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,248 Let's do something fun. Have you ever had a blowout? 403 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,583 I fear this açaí bowl may lead to one. 404 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:14,673 No. No, no. I meant your hair. There's a blow-dry bar over there. 405 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,800 -No, please. 406 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,594 -I'm so embarrassed. 407 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:20,637 Sounds like fun. 408 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,518 What up? Let's get our P-ball on. 409 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,895 Hey, I didn't think you wanted to play. 410 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,146 I changed my mind. 411 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:31,773 As I always say, 412 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,025 a couple that shoots guns together has funs together-- 413 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,110 -Ah! 414 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,779 Wow, that is a sensitive trigger. 415 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:38,697 Dope. 416 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,866 Well, we already picked teams, but Trent's team is down a person. 417 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,538 Oh. Yeah. Sure. I'll be on Trent's team. 418 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,498 All right, cool. Let's go! 419 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,752 Welcome to the squad, Crazy Devi. 420 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,964 Okay, I've given it some thought, and here's our strategy. 421 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,550 If you see someone on the other team, shoot paintballs at them, 422 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,510 and then the second part of that strategy is 423 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,513 don't let them shoot paintballs that hit you. 424 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,391 Oh, and be careful 'cause Haley's a sick shot. 425 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,351 How good could she be? 426 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,316 -Jesus. -Yeah, she and Paxton are gonna smoke us. 427 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,818 Oh, which reminds me. I'm gonna get high before we do this. 428 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,695 As Devi looked over 429 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,032 at the so-called perfect match of Haley and Paxton, 430 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:26,578 she realized she had let this dumb compatibility test mess with her head, 431 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:30,290 and the only way to go forward was to let the test go. 432 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:34,127 But also, she decided the only way she could let the test go 433 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,838 is if she kicked Haley's ass at paintball 434 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,883 proving that she was Paxton's true perfect match. 435 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:43,386 What? You thought she was gonna be mature about this? 436 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:56,691 Wow. Am I amazing at this? 437 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,572 -Ow. 438 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,667 Oh, I bruise so easily. 439 00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:40,151 -On your knees. -What? 440 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,072 Bet you thought you could beat me, huh? 441 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,283 I might not be as cute as you or as limber as you, 442 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,494 and my hair might not be as shiny as yours, 443 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,455 but I do have determination and grit 444 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,499 like the noble cockroach. 445 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,251 I don't know what's happening. 446 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,920 But could you shoot me so I can be out of the game and get a soda? 447 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,840 Okay, I'm gonna shoot you when I'm good and ready to-- 448 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:07,178 -Yes! Blue team wins. Let's go! -Whoo! 449 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,472 -Whoo! 450 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,390 Yeah! 451 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,980 Aneesa. Neese, wait. You have to talk to me. 452 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:21,067 I know that I messed up, and I was a dick. I'm really sorry. 453 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,862 Yeah, I don't think this is working out. 454 00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:27,282 What? No. Why? 455 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:29,200 I don't think you respect me. 456 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:31,744 And you make me feel stupid, 457 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:33,288 and I'm not stupid. 458 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:37,250 I deserve someone who's excited to be with me just as I am 459 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,837 and who doesn't wish I was someone else. 460 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,307 Shit. Why are you in every room I enter? 461 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,186 I don't know the answer to that. Um, I can go, though. 462 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,983 -Wait. Are you okay? 463 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,531 Ben and I just broke up. 464 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,033 Oh. 465 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,161 I-- I'm really sorry, Aneesa. 466 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:17,248 It was for the best. He wasn't really right for me. 467 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,918 So I guess the test was wrong for you. 468 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:22,253 No. No. I lied about getting Ben. 469 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:27,300 -I actually got a random freshman. 470 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:33,598 Listen, I am sure you will find another great guy soon. 471 00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:41,731 Or, you know, a great girl if kissing me wasn't a fluke. 472 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:46,194 I'm sure the right person is out there. 473 00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:50,156 Even though the conversation had some mixed signals, 474 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,784 Fabiola felt good about it. It was a start. 475 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:56,371 Well, in the meantime, I'm here if you want to talk. 476 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:58,790 Thanks, Fabiola. 477 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,085 You're a good friend. 478 00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:11,219 Watch it, dude. 479 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:20,395 Nice job, Haley. 480 00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:21,813 I can't believe you shot me. 481 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:24,857 You saw Haley and I sitting there, and you shot me, and I'm your girlfriend. 482 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,025 She was on my team. 483 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,485 And I thought we were a team. 484 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,697 -What is going on with you? -I know you lied. 485 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,658 I know you got Haley on the test, and you lied to me. Why? 486 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:35,618 I don't know. Maybe because 487 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,912 I thought you might take it badly if you knew I got Haley. 488 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:39,414 Why would you think that? 489 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:42,000 Well, because of how you're acting right now. 490 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:46,087 And also you've been really weird since Haley and I became friends again, 491 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,423 even though you're the one who made me apologize. 492 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,509 Sorry, but she's so beautiful and good with guns, 493 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:55,263 and could be Lara Croft for Halloween. How am I supposed to compete with that? 494 00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,431 You don't. 495 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,891 Haley and I are just friends. I'm with you. 496 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:02,729 I know, but I don't understand why. 497 00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:03,688 Why what? 498 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,983 Why I'm with you? Because I like you. 499 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:11,529 Yeah, but why? No one else thinks we make any sense. 500 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:14,616 No, you don't think we make any sense. 501 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,993 Because when we walk down the halls, 502 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,786 I know what everyone's thinking. 503 00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:21,456 "Oh, why is he with her? He's too good for her." 504 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:24,042 Who cares what people think? 505 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,127 I think you're good enough for me. 506 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,630 But I can't keep trying to convince you of that. 507 00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:31,382 What does that mean? 508 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:34,469 Look, Devi, I-I really like you, but… 509 00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,681 I-I don't think we can have a real relationship 510 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,266 until you like yourself. 511 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:44,228 I'm sorry. 512 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:00,411 Whoa, Eleanor! 513 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,873 Are you here to play paintball too? 514 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,334 Weird. I wouldn't have pegged that as one of your interests. 515 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,961 It's not, Trent. I wanted to talk to you. 516 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:11,839 -Well, then it's good I was here also. -Uh-huh. 517 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:15,218 Let me just dive in. There's something I have to confess to you. 518 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:18,680 I used you to get into your uncle's commercial. 519 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,516 I was gonna break up with you, and then you told me about it, 520 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:25,812 and I deployed my incredible acting skills to manipulate you. 521 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:30,233 But I won't take the commercial, and you'll never have to see me again. 522 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,943 We have a lot of classes together. 523 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:35,363 Okay, well, yeah, you'll see me in those. 524 00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:37,448 But I can wear my veil if that would help. 525 00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:39,325 Eleanor, I knew you were gonna dump me. 526 00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,160 I'm not a great boyfriend. 527 00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:44,372 I've been told by many guidance counselors that I'm clinically immature. 528 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:48,793 -I actually manipulated you. -What? 529 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,545 I dangled Uncle Joe in front of you 530 00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:53,798 like a carrot in front of a person who really likes carrots. 531 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,509 I knew his Hollywood connections would make you stay with me. 532 00:27:56,592 --> 00:28:00,722 Wait, so we deceived each other to get what we wanted? 533 00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:04,559 Oh my God. We're like a real celebrity couple. 534 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,689 I really like you, Eleanor. 535 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:13,818 I know it seems like I'm knee-deep in tang twenty-four-sevskies, but… 536 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:18,489 you're actually my first girlfriend, and I'm a little insecure about that. 537 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,292 Devi. Guess what? 538 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,335 I did a gal pal hang today. 539 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:34,756 Please check out my blowout. I look like a newswoman. 540 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,300 Yeah. That… That's great, Mom. 541 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,593 Is everything okay? 542 00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:42,889 Y-Yeah. Um, I just didn't do well on that test I told you about earlier. 543 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:47,727 Devi. 544 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,772 What actually happened? 545 00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,523 Is this about a boy? 546 00:28:52,607 --> 00:28:55,526 Even though I won't let you date, I do care if you're heartbroken. 547 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,864 Yeah. It's about a boy. 548 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:02,492 And I really, really liked him. 549 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:07,872 Come here.