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ISANG SERYE MULA SA NETFLIX

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<i>Ito si Devi Vishwakumar.</i>

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<i>Labing-anim, mula sa San Fernando Valley,</i>

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<i>at ex-girlfrieend na ngayon ni Paxton.</i>

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<i>Naalala niyo?</i>

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I'm sorry.

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<i>Minsan pa, nagkahiwalay ulit sina Devi</i>
<i>at ang dream man niya.</i>

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<i>Siyempre, nasaktan tayong lahat</i>
<i>nang araw na 'yon.</i>

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<i>Gaya ng naisip niyo,</i>
<i>hindi naging maganda ang epekto sa kanya</i>

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<i>hanggang sa lamunin siya</i>
<i>ng stages ng breakup grief.</i>

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<i>Nagwala siya.</i>

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<i>Ngumalngal.</i>

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<i>At matapos ang ilang masasaklap na buwan,</i>

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<i>natanggap rin niya sa wakas.</i>

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<i>Mapapansin niyo sana rito</i>
<i>ang paglipas ng panahon,</i>

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<i>pero wala namang seasons</i>
<i>sa Southern California.</i>

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<i>Ayan nga't may pumpkin lantern na</i>
<i>sa may beranda.</i>

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<i>Samantala, nagbalik naman ang dati niyang</i>
<i>nerdy, Indian virgin na sarili</i>,

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<i>panatag ang puso mula sa breakup,</i>

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<i>at nakakangiti na kay Paxton</i>
<i>nang hindi umiiyak.</i>

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-Hi.
<i>-Hanggang sa marinig niya ang balita.</i>

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May bago nang jowa si Paxton.

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<i>Mahirap ngang mapanatag kung ganyan.</i>

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Ano'ng pakiramdam?

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Gusto mo ba ng inhaler?

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Hindi. Ayos lang ako.

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Alam ko nang mangyayari 'to,
at handa na 'ko.

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-Sino?
-Si Phoebe Hayward.

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Si Handjob Hayward, harot ng Sherman Oaks?

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Wala na ba siyang ibaba?

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Pasensiya na. 'Di masyadong feminist 'yon.

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Dulot lang naman ng partriarkiya
ang mga tsismis na 'yon.

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<i>'Pag nagalit silang mga babae,</i>

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<i>maikukonekta pa</i>
<i>sa mga paghihirap ng ibang tao.</i>

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<i>Mabuti na lang at lalaki ako.</i>

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Okay ka lang?

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Oo naman, ayos lang ako.

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Nakakainis, nauna pa siyang makalimot.
Pero 'di ka naman loser.

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Si Aneesa, walang na-date bukod kay Ben.

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Wala pa, 'no?

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Mas alam mo nga dapat.
Sobrang close niyo na ngayon.

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Ah oo, good friends kami ngayon.

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<i>Devi, bumili ka nga ng toilet paper</i>
<i>pag-uwi mo mamaya.</i>

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<i>'Wag cheao. Nakakahiya sa bisita</i>
<i>'yong magaspang.</i>

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Ayos. Si Paxton, nakikipagharutan na
sa gymnastics team captain.

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Ako naman, bibili ng pamunas ng pwet.

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-Ano?
-Wala.

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May pa-party si lola para sa Navaratri.

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Ano'ng Navaratri?

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Nine-day Hindu festival ang Navaratri,
pag-alala sa sagupaan

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ng goddess Durga at demon Mahishasura.
Tama ba, Devi?

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Oo, gano'n na nga.

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<i>Wala siyang ideya sa Navaratri.</i>

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Puro matatanda lang do'n.

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Kung 'di 'ko takot sa drugs,
magpapakasabog ako.

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Aba! Ayan sina Trent at Paxton.

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Sabi ko, "Lola, 'wag 'yang sipilyo.
Hindi 'yan hotdog."

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<i>Dahil sa best friends nila,</i>

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<i>nagkakatagpo sina Devi at Paxton</i>
<i>paminsan-minsan.</i>

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-Hi.
-Uy.

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Hi, babe. Hi rin sa inyo.

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Baka nabalitaan niyo na,
18th birthday ko ngayon.

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Ina-announce mo kaya sa loudspeaker
kanina sa flag raising.

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Tama, Crazy Devi.

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Ayon nga. Paxton, bilang best friend ko,

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at Eleanor, girlfriend ko,
kayo na ang bahalang magpa-party sa'kin.

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Oh, okay.

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Masyadong biglaan, pero kayanin sana.

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Siyempre naman.

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Oh my God, guys, ang bait niyo talaga.

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Pwede naman sa amin.

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Nasa casino no'n ang tropa ko
para bumawi sa sugal.

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Cool. Ano kaya'ng pwedeng theme?

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Mukhang okay ang <i>Age of Innocence</i> party
na may pa-maskara.

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Ito sana ang pinakawalwal na party
sa buong school. Imbitado ang lahat!

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Eleanor, pati friend mo.
Friend, pati robot mo.

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Paxton, isama mo 'yong bago mong jowa.
Pati na rin 'yong ex mo.

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Ay, Trent, 'di ako makakasama mamaya.

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Hindu holiday kasi,
kaya magse-celebrate din kami.

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Naku, sayang naman.
Pero hindi naman tayo masyadong close.

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-'Di ko na ire-reschedule, ha?
-Okay.

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Uy.

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Oh. Hi.

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Alam ko kung bakit 'di ka sasama.

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Pamilyar ka rin sa Navaratri?

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Naku, nasa <i>Indian Matchmaking</i> ba 'yon?

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Devi, alam ko namang 'di ka relihiyoso.

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'Di ka sasama dahil kay Phoebe, 'no?

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Hindi. Holiday nga kasi.

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Para 'yon sa--
Teka, tanong ko muna kay Fabiola.

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Hindi, ayos lang.

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Sasabihin ko lang na,
'di man tayo nagkakausap,

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I'm sorry kung nasasaktan ka
dahil kay Phoebe.

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Nasasaktan ako?

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Hindi. Ayos lang ako, pare.

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May mga kinakausap din naman akong
ibang lalaki, kaya…

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Okay. Akala ko naman
magkakausap tayo nang seryoso,

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pero masyado pa yatang maaga.

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Seryoso nga ako.

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Holiday nga, masaya ako,
at malakas, at Hindu.

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Kita 'yong awa sa mukha niya.

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Akala niya talaga, nag-iimbento ako.

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Wala ka naman kasing mga kausap.

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Meron, parang sampung lalaki nga sila.

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'Yong inaway mong percussion section
na off tempo?

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Ano naman, Fabiola?

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Okay. Basta kailangan mong
pumunta kina Trent.

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Kung hindi, magmumukha kang
heartbroken at kaawa-awa.

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-Baka nga obsessed pa.
-Na 'di naman talaga. Ayos lang ako.

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Alam ko, kaya nga pumunta ka na.

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Paano naman 'yong Navarati?

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Devi-- bakit 'di ka pa gumagayak?

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Kilos na
at dalhan mo ng butter ang lola mo.

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Pumakat 'yong bangle sa braso niya.

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Oh!

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Bye.

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<i>Pati</i>, napakaganda ng Golu mo.

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Kumpleto oh. May Lord Ganesha,
Durga, Lakshmi, silang lahat.

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Tama ka.

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Tapos may design ka pa,
gaya nitong crystal dolphin

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saka DIY Sanjay Gupta.

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-Gwapo, no?
-Naku.

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Talo lahat ng Golus nila sa'yo.

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'Di 'yan pagalingan, Devi.

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Talaga ba? Eh Kaya ka nga may Golu,
para magpakitang-gilas sa iba.

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-Tama ba 'ko, <i>Pati</i>?
-Oo, magpapasikat ako.

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Kaya talagang may pa-ganito pa 'ko.

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-Ano 'yan?
-Bloomie's bag.

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'Di 'yan galing outlet.

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May resibo pa 'yan ng Shiseido perfume ko.

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'Yong tsismosang si Smita,
baka himatayin sa inggit dito.

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<i>Mami</i>,bakit mo pa inimbita
kung inis ka sa kanya?

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Kaibigan ko siya.

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Pero baka ipagyayabang ulit niya
ang kasal ng apo niya

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sa Universal Studios.

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Kung may maipagyayabang lang din sana ako.

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Pwede mong sabihing may dine-date akong
teacher na gustung-gusto ko.

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Hindi. Bakit ba kasi ayaw mo
'yong ibang lalaking ipinakilala ko?

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Kasi sabi ko nga, kami na ni Manish,
at kung bibigyan mo siya ng chance--

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Pinagbigyan ko na.

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Hindi naman chance
ang Indian History pop quiz.

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Pagkakataon 'yon kung may naitama siya.

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Kailangan mo ng taong
may alam sa kultura natin.

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'Yang si Manish, baka akalaing
GoPro na pangbanyo ang Golu.

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Grabe, <i>Pati</i>. Ang lupit naman no'n.

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Sorry, Kamala.

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Saan kaya natin ilalagay si Sanjay?

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Kung sa gitna,
masyadong magiging sexy itong Golu.

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Uy!

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Hi.

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Okay. May tatlong kegs na tayo
galing sa lady Uber na nilandi ko.

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-Sapat na siguro 'yon.
-Buhatin niyo 'ko, boys. Ayos!

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Isa na 'kong ganap na lalaki.

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Bigyan mo 'ko.

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-Masaya naman si Trent.
-Oo nga.

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Nga pala, pakikumusta naman si Devi.
Parang malungkot siya kanina eh.

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'Di na kasi kami nagkakausap.

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Sana lang okay siya.

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Oh, ayos lang 'yon.

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-Wala naman siyang pake sa girl--
-Uy!

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Oh wow! Ang ganda mo!

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Shit. Ang liit ng damit!

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I-pump mo. Itagilid mo 'yong cup
nang 'di mag-foam.

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Grabe, ngayon ka lang ba nag-party?

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Hindi. Matagal kasi akong nagkasakit.

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Ah. Sorry.

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Oh my God! Ano'ng problema mo?

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Hanggang sa beer, nagmamataas ka pa rin?

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Hindi. Nakakaasar na 'di nila alam
ang ginagawa nila.

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Ang problema sa'yo, Ben,

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tingin mo, mas matalino kaysa sa lahat.

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Pero hindi naman.
Kaya ka iniwan ni Aneesa.

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-Basta. Mas matalino ako kaysa sa iba.
-Hindi kaysa sa akin.

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Baka nga mas lamang ka sa'kin
sa robotic science mo,

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pero magaling ako sa lahat.

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Napakataas ng tingin mo sa sarili mo.

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Baka mas magaling pa 'ko sa'yo. Sige nga.

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Sige. Sa history kaya?

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Fantastic.

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Trent, nasa 'yo pa
yong American History book natin noon?

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Oo. Patungan ko yata ng marijuana sa taas.

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Sige, history tayo. At may naisip ako.

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Para interesting, drinking game.

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Kapag nagkamali ka, iinom ka.

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Unang mag-tap out, siya'ng talo.

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Sige ba, hindi ako magta-tap out.

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High-functioning alcoholics ang lahi ko.

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Hindi naman nagkakamali sa pagsagot
ang lahi ko.

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Pasensiya na sa pamilya mo.

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At pagkatapos nga ng vows,
nag-Transformers ride naman kami,

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at na-bless kami ni Optimus Prime.

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Nakakamangha talaga.

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<i>'Di ka makakapaniniwala.</i>

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<i>Ito 'yong suot ni Phoebe!</i>

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Baka sa Disneyland naman kami,
kahit siguro 2,000 ang bisita.

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Paano kayang bababa
nang gano'n ang guest list?

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Talaga ba?

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Sino ba'ng ikakasal?

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Balita namin, 'di maganda ang nangyari
ro'n sa poging engineer ah.

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Nakakahiya naman.

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Ang nakakahiya,
'yang na-facelift mong mukha.

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Okay.

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Ibang usapan na lang tayo.

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Gawa ni Rhyah 'tong <i>sundal</i>.
Masarap, 'di ba?

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Rhyah, isa-isahin mo naman
ang sangkap nito.

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Sige. May chickpeas
na organic at locally sourced,

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mahalaga 'yon at--

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-Locally sourced sa--
-Sorry, may tumatawag.

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-'Wag muna.
-Pasensiya ka na. Sweetheart, hi.

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Pwedeng mag-phone? Saglit lang ha.

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Ako pala ang mala-cartoon hotdog
sa simula ng movie

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at sasabihing i-silent ang phones niyo.

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-Yo.
-<i>Ano'ng latest?</i>

214
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,457
-Makakatakas ka?
-<i>Ewan ko.</i>

215
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,292
May mga nakaharang sa daan.

216
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:31,298
-Malala pa sa security ng Sephora.
-Kinukumusta ka ni Paxton.

217
00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:35,886
Akala yata, nagkulong ka sa kwarto
at nababaliw na, a la <i>Queen's Gambit</i>.

218
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,390
Lintik. Kung may palusot lang sana 'ko.

219
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,936
-Hello?
-Holy shit. Mr. K?

220
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,979
Napakagalang mo talaga, DevI.

221
00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,857
Uy, El.
Mukhang nakahanap na 'ko ng paraan.

222
00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,192
Hi, Manish. Welcome.

223
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,527
Bakit nandito 'yan?

224
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:55,531
Naisip kong imbitahin siya
para ipagdiwang ang kultura natin,

225
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:58,617
-at para magkakilala pa kayo.
-<i>Vanakkam</i>, Auntie.

226
00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:01,537
Okay, kalma, WikIFeet.

227
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:05,290
-Sorry po. Nawirduhan din ako.
-Aba, sino naman ito?

228
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,793
Teacher ni Devi, si Mr. Kulkarni.

229
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:11,797
Dumaan lang para batiin si Devi
na napakahusay na estudyante.

230
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,507
At boyfriend ko rin siya.

231
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,760
Oh. Halika, maupo ka.

232
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,346
Makipagkilala ka sa'min. Halika.

233
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,015
'Ma, parang ang daming nangyayari rito ah.

234
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:25,269
Akyat muna ako sa kwarto sandali.
Parang nahihilo 'ko.

235
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,229
Ano, anak? Ah, sige.

236
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,907
Hindi ka obsessed at
walang kwentang ex ninuman.

237
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,617
Ayos.

238
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,335
Uy! Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

239
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:56,175
Ang weird talaga.
Nilipad 'yong contact lens ko sa bubong.

240
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:59,178
-Kaya--
-Bumalik ka sa loob. Ngayon din.

241
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,054
Okay.

242
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,057
Doon ka sa kanila't manood sa pagnguya.

243
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,351
-Okay.
-Sige, ihain mo 'yang <i>vadais</i>.

244
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:14,359
Nirmala Auntie, napahanga talaga ako
sa maganda mong Golu.

245
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:19,406
Isa 'yang perpektong handog
sa goddess at sa siyam na avatars niya.

246
00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:24,286
Last year, pitong steps ang Golu ko,
mas marami ng dalawa kaysa kay Nirmala.

247
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,122
Pero marami namang puwang 'yong sa'yo.

248
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:30,083
Tingin ko, sapat lang ang limang steps

249
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,628
para makaiwas sa konsumerismo ng holiday.

250
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,672
Thank you, Manish. Mabuti ang sinabi mo.

251
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,216
Kumuha ka ng <i>vada</i>.

252
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,510
Dadamihan ko.

253
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,470
-Kahi--
-Okay.

254
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,265
Rhyah, hinahanap kita.

255
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,309
Sorry, gusto ko lang mapag-isa.

256
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:48,811
Naku.

257
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,563
Ayos ka lang? Ano'ng meron?

258
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,358
Nagkausap kami ng anak ko.

259
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,778
Tapos na siya
sa high school program niya sa dagat

260
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,030
para sa mga magma-marine biologist.

261
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,825
Nag-aral nga siya ng sea slug colony.

262
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:07,037
Pagbalik, wala na siyang kaibigan,
at binansagan siyang Dork Cousteau.

263
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,790
Nag-iisa siya at masakit para sa'kin 'yon.

264
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,751
<i>Kung may isang bagay</i>
<i>na nauunawaan si Nalini,</i>

265
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,046
<i>'yon ay ang pait ng walang makasama</i>
<i>ang nerd na anak.</i>

266
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,508
Alam ko 'yan.
Tinutukso nga rin ang anak ko.

267
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:23,136
Sana pwede ko siyang
hanapan ng mga kaibigan kaysa doon

268
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,055
sa mga lintik na kasama niya.

269
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,059
Pero 'di naman pwede.

270
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,521
Sama ka sa kaibigan--

271
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:36,233
Okay. Ngayon, gusto mo na 'kong pumunta
sa party kina Trent?

272
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,693
Na-stroke ka ba?

273
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:40,153
Hindi. Nag-a-aspirin ako sa umaga.

274
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,446
Okay. Eh bakit nga?

275
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:45,117
Pumunta ka sa party
at isama mo ang anak ni Rhyah.

276
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:46,952
Ano? Sino naman 'yon?

277
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,998
Sweet boy na walang kaibigan at
nag-aaral ng sea slugs. Si Nirdesh.

278
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,625
Nirdesh? Joke ba 'yon?

279
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,962
Tunog-parody ng Indian nerd.
'Di na lang ako pupunta.

280
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,423
Ano? Kanina lang, excited kang pumunta?

281
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,925
Muntikan ka nang tumalon sa may bubong.

282
00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:05,971
<i>'Wag kang magulat ha,</i>
<i>pero may mga nakarinig sa'tin kanina,</i>

283
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:10,058
<i>at akala nila, nababaliw ka na talaga.</i>
<i>Punta ka na agad, okay?</i>

284
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:14,730
Sige. Pupunta na 'ko sa party,
isasama ko si Nirdesh.

285
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:17,733
Mabuti naman.
Siguruhin mong walang bullies diyan.

286
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,776
Marami na siyang pinagdaanan.

287
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,574
Uy, nandito na 'ko.

288
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:31,914
Hi! Oh my gosh, 'di ko alam kung saan sina
Paxton at Phoebe, pero sobrang cute mo.

289
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,708
'Di nila maiisip
na obsessive depressive ka,

290
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,877
kundi impressive successive.

291
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,754
Baka successful 'kamo.

292
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,714
Oo, pero 'di catchy pakinggan.

293
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:44,509
Oo na. Pero meron tayong
maliit na problema.

294
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,804
Pinasama sa'kin
'yong loser na anak ng kaibigan niya.

295
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,557
Dito kami magkikita. Oh, ito na.

296
00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:52,434
"Hi, si Nirdesh 'to.

297
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,644
Male-late lang ako.

298
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,438
Natapunan ako ng <i>rasam</i>
kaya nagpalit pa 'ko.

299
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,773
Nand'yan na 'ko."

300
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,358
Yikes!

301
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,777
Medical-grade dork ang isang 'to.

302
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,612
Kunwari na lang, pinsan ko.

303
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,530
Ow! Ben.

304
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:06,782
Sorry, halika lang.

305
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,660
Sino ang lumaban
sa Battle of Little Bighorn,

306
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,371
Ang sagot mo, General Custard.
Pwede ba 'yon?

307
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,624
Dessert ang  custard.
Si Custer ang general.

308
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,250
Naka-apat na beer na 'ko.

309
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,585
Big deal pa ba 'yon?

310
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:19,711
Inom ka na lang.

311
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:21,838
Gets mo naman sana.

312
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,215
Ano ba 'yan?

313
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:28,637
Drinking game na
<i>Are You Smarter Than a Ben?</i>

314
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,764
Ayos 'yon ah.

315
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,141
Oh my God. Walang kwenta.

316
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:37,312
Ano kaya kung iwan ko
ang pinsan ko sa kanila

317
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:40,565
-at magpakita kay ako Paxton.
-Darating ang pinsan mo?

318
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,485
Oo. 'Pag may dumating na Indian dork,
siya 'yon.

319
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,446
May natatanaw akong paparating na Indian,

320
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:49,157
pero parang hindi naman siya dork.

321
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,002
Oh shit.

322
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,798
'Wag sanang ma-jinx,
pero okay naman ang lahat.

323
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,800
Nagkatitigan pa kami ng lola mo.

324
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,468
Medyo naalangan lang ako.

325
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:09,886
Parang ayos nga naman.

326
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,847
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

327
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,683
Oh God, Manish. Kinuha mo sa steps?

328
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,852
Akala ko naiwang basura lang eh.

329
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,270
May resibo pa sa loob.

330
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,397
'Yong resibo nga ang mahalaga!

331
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,943
Simbolo ng American dream 'yang
Bloomie's bag at ginawa mong basurahan!

332
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,070
Oh my God. Pasensiya na po.

333
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,655
-Ano'ng drama ito?
-Hindi!

334
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,784
-Oh my God.
-Oh my God! Tutulungan kita.

335
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,078
'Wag, Manish. Umalis ka na muna.

336
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,539
-Ayos ka lang?
-Sino'ng may gawa no'n?

337
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,082
Masakit ba?

338
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,963
Hi, Devi? Ako si Nirdesh,
pero tawagin mo 'kong Des.

339
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:45,881
Hi.

340
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,467
Bakit nagpapakilala sa'yo ang pinsan mo?

341
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,553
Ano? 'Di ko siya pinsan.
Sinabi mong magpinsan tayo?

342
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,264
Baka nasabi ko nga. Oo.

343
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,059
Dahil inakala niya
na isa kang malaking loser,

344
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,477
pero hindi naman pala.

345
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,064
Naisip mong baka loser ako dahil?

346
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:06,526
Ano, cultural context clues lang saka…

347
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,569
Kasi Indian?

348
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,530
Okay, ayos na 'ko rito.

349
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,532
Teka. Des, hindi. I'm so sorry.

350
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:17,412
'Di ko sinasadya. Pero sa totoo lang,
ang dami kayang nerdy Indian guys.

351
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:21,708
Saka, 'di ba nga,
may "nerd" din sa pangalan mo, kaya…

352
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:25,337
Oh wow. Ikaw ang unang
nakapagsabi sa'kin niyan.

353
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,464
Kahit sa elementary school, wala.

354
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,675
Ayos lang. Marami kayong ganyan.

355
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,928
Indian girl na gusto ng white guys,

356
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,764
at akala sa Indian boys
ay puro computer geeks

357
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,599
o nasa club at naka-cologne.

358
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,309
Hindi, hindi ako gano'n.

359
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,019
<i>Ganoong-ganoon talaga siya.</i>

360
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,355
Okay, Des, I am so sorry.

361
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,482
Hindi ko naman sinasadya.

362
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,068
Dito ka muna. Kuha tayo ng drinks at--

363
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:54,783
I'm sorry.

364
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,753
Uy, ayos ka lang? Ano'ng nangyari?

365
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,215
Kanina lang, nagso-sorry ka
dahil sa mild racism.

366
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,633
Ngayon, umiiyak ka na.

367
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,761
Oo, pasensiya na. Ex ko 'yon.

368
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,849
Ah, kaya pala.

369
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,767
Oo.

370
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:26,148
Akala ko handa na 'kong
makita siyang may iba.

371
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,776
Pina-practice ko nga sa stuffed toys
sa kwarto ko.

372
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,236
Wala ring nangyari.

373
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,072
Pero ayan, tapos na.

374
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,782
Nakita mo siyang may iba.

375
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,659
Nalagpasan mo naman.

376
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,078
Gano'n lang naman talaga.

377
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,289
Oo, sana nga.

378
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,542
Paanong walang kaibigan ang gaya mo?

379
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,544
Ano? Marami akong kaibigan.

380
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:52,132
Sabi ng mama ko, isama raw kita
kasi iniwan ka ng mga kaibigan mo.

381
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,342
Kaya ko rin naisip na dork ka.

382
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,929
Oh. Masyado namang magkwento ang nanay ko.

383
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:00,390
'Di lang kami okay ng isa kong kaibigan,

384
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,518
nakahook-up ko 'yong babaeng gusto niya.

385
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,104
Aba! Hindi ka nga dork.

386
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,939
Pero masamang tao ka pala?

387
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:11,651
Hindi! 'Di ko alam na trip niya pala,
sana sinabi niya

388
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,737
bago kami nagbarko ng 3 buwan.

389
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,490
Floating hookup party naman talaga
ang Semester at Sea.

390
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:21,828
<i>Shit. Parang ang hot pakinggan</i>
<i>ng sea slug school sa sinabi niya.</i>

391
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:26,374
Okay, hindi ka dork,
'di ka rin masamang tao.

392
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,586
Edi ang bait at ang cool mo pala?

393
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,589
Oo, saka baka matulungan kita.

394
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,884
Kung bumalik kaya tayo
para pagselosin ang ex mo?

395
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,678
Ayos 'yon, 'di ba?

396
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,280
Ayan. Kitang-kita na niya tayo.

397
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,958
<i>Sige, Devi!</i>

398
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,961
<i>Nakatingin na si Paxton,</i>
<i>mukhang nagseselos siya.</i>

399
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:12,629
<i>Gumagana na.</i>

400
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,965
<i>Devi, bakit 'di ka lumilingon?</i>

401
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,927
<i>Naku, teka.</i>
<i>Mukhang alam ko na ang nangyayari</i>

402
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,272
Okay ka lang?

403
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,525
Ayan! May nagsusuka!

404
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:37,028
Thank you, babe. Natutupad na lahat
ng birthday dreams ko.

405
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,908
Sorry at ang dami mong nainom
sa lightning round.

406
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:45,620
Lugi ka sa Reconstruction.
Nanood kami ni Gears tungkol doon.

407
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,247
Ayos lang, deserve ko 'to.

408
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,750
Bwisit nga ako minsan.
Kaya siguro ayaw mo sa'kin.

409
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:54,629
'Di naman sa ayaw kita.
Ayoko ang pagtrato mo sa mga kaibigan ko.

410
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,631
At bwisit ka kay Aneesa.

411
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,301
'Di kita kokontrahin d'yan.

412
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,345
Ang sama mo rin kay Devi, noon pa man.

413
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,888
Masama rin kaya sa'kin.

414
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,474
Pero tinawag mo kaming UN. Napakabrutal.

415
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,351
Sinaktan niya ang puso ko.

416
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,937
Sinaktan ka niya?

417
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,024
Oo, medyo.

418
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,652
May gano'n palang hugot.

419
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,531
'Wag mo na lang sabihin sa kanya, ha?

420
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:23,533
Okay.

421
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,661
Saka 'di na ako magmamataas.

422
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:29,497
Sige, deal.

423
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:37,964
Walang goodie bag na makakabawi
sa mga nangyari ngayong gabi.

424
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:41,718
Malalaman ng lahat
ang kahihiyan na 'to, Nirmala.

425
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,553
Ilagay na ang oxygen.

426
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:48,183
'Di ko hahayaang may masaktan sa Golu ko
dahil kaya kong mag-host nang maayos!

427
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,394
Pasensiya na po talaga, <i>Pati</i>.

428
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,939
Ito mismo ang dahilan
kung bakit ayaw ko kay Manish.

429
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,524
Nagkamali lang siya.

430
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:59,527
'Di ka ba natawa nang matumba
si Smita Auntie?

431
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:04,783
Napatunayan lang no'n na walang respeto
ang lalaking 'yan sa mga ritual natin.

432
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:08,203
Kahit pa mangabisa siya ng Wikipedia,
wala rin 'yon.

433
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:11,331
Pero pinapasaya niya 'ko.
Wala bang halaga 'yon?

434
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,416
Gusto naman kitang maging masaya,

435
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,002
pero hindi siya seryosong tao.

436
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:20,340
'Di mo gugustuhin ang taong gagawa lang
ng gulo para ayusin mo.

437
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,718
Hindi siya gano'n.
Sinubukan naman niyang maging maayos.

438
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,053
At ano'ng nangyari?

439
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,596
Nagulo ang party ko,

440
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,808
nasira ang Bloomie's bag,
naospital pa ang frenemy ko.

441
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,268
Pasensiya na talaga, <i>kanna</i>.

442
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,562
'Di ko matatanggap ang relasyon niyo,

443
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,941
mabuti pang 'wag mo na siyang
iimbitahin dito.

444
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,026
Opo, <i>Pati,</i>

445
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,529
pero matanda na 'ko.

446
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:46,324
Ayoko siyang hiwalayan,
kaya ang paraan na lang siguro

447
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,410
ay umalis ako rito.

448
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,587
Ah, ito na pala ang bahay ko.

449
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:05,135
Salamat ulit. Nag-enjoy ako.

450
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,052
Ako rin.

451
00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:08,346
Magulo lang sa umpisa,

452
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,599
pero naging okay naman.

453
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,816
Papasok na 'ko.

454
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:20,733
Okay.

455
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,068
Sige.

456
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:23,778
Ah…

457
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,239
Pwede ba kitang i-text?

458
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,243
Oo, siyempre naman.

459
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,385
Oh, hi.

460
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,762
Marami kang na-miss rito.

461
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,056
Oo nga. Kikilabutan ang kapitbahay

462
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,267
sa mga manika sa basurahan.

463
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,185
Totoo.

464
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,563
Nag-text si Rhyah,
mukhang nag-enjoy si Nirdesh.

465
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,398
Talaga ba?

466
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:02,859
Ano pa'ng sinabi?

467
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,821
Napasaya mo raw siya.
Salamat naman, <i>kanna</i>.

468
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,365
Pero grounded ka pa rin ngayong weekend,

469
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:13,536
at magpapalagay na 'ko ng security cameras
sa may bintana mo.

470
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,205
Wala ka nang lusot.

471
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:16,664
Good night.

472
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,947
Ang pagsasalin ng subtitle ay ginawa ni:
Don Casilan