1 00:00:11,763 --> 00:00:13,556 In the life of a teenage girl, 2 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:16,642 there is no greater hell than waiting for a boy to text you. 3 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,144 Come on. Come on. 4 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:20,438 Hey, is my phone working? 5 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:24,317 Ugh! 6 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,653 Especially when there were so many reasons why he should text. 7 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,031 Like you'd been cute together. 8 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:31,616 You had great chemistry. 9 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:33,201 Also, there was this. 10 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:34,494 Well, um… 11 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:36,120 Can I text you sometime? 12 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:40,708 So for that little punk to send nothing was pretty frickin' rude. 13 00:00:46,339 --> 00:00:50,384 Teenage boys, however, aren't really known for their manners. 14 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:53,888 So sadly, it looks like Devi was being straight-up ghosted. 15 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,765 Or was she? 16 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,559 Yes. Yes, she was. 17 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,980 Come on, stupid wildfire, read the room. 18 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:12,657 Mmm… I don't know, guys. I don't think I'm gonna hear back from him. 19 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,243 Unless my phone isn't working. 20 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:17,161 -It's working. -It's definitely working. 21 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:18,538 Right. Yep. 22 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:23,209 Man. I thought we had a spark, but I guess I was wrong. 23 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:27,839 I mean, Des was a Palisades ten with a legit social life, and I'm like a-- 24 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:31,259 -Sherman Oaks eight with two friends. -I did not need that chime in, Fab. 25 00:01:31,342 --> 00:01:32,176 Sorry. 26 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:35,054 At least I got to flirt a little. It's been a while since I did that. 27 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:37,014 Maybe that's the problem. 28 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:39,851 Maybe your vibe's gotten dusty, 29 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:41,811 like when you don't drive a car for a few months. 30 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:42,812 What are you talkin' about? 31 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:45,523 People can tell when someone hasn't hooked up in a while. 32 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,150 Your aura gets all cobwebby, 33 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,819 and you turn invisible to potential lovers. 34 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,779 Take Mrs. Paloma for example. 35 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:55,074 Shit. I didn't even see her there. 36 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,493 Like I said, totally invisible. 37 00:01:57,577 --> 00:01:59,245 I can hear you guys. 38 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,914 And for your information, I am very happily married, 39 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:04,083 even though we sleep in separate bedrooms. 40 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,835 -Sorry, Mrs. Paloma. 41 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,214 Anyway, I think I've made my point. 42 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,507 Yep. So, what do I do? 43 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:14,010 You just have to kiss someone, like, anyone. 44 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:17,930 Morning. Picking up on some juicy girl talk. What did I miss? 45 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:21,142 Just talking about how weird stuff gets when you haven't kissed in a long time. 46 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:24,228 Oh. Right. 47 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,689 In Devi's life. Not in anyone else's life. 48 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,485 So, how do I kiss someone? 49 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:34,197 You should do it at the drama club's coffeehouse tonight. 50 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,282 It's the sexiest night of the year. 51 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:37,825 We all dress kind of French, 52 00:02:37,909 --> 00:02:39,952 and the maintenance staff turns the lights down low, 53 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:42,538 and everyone sneaks off into the classrooms to make out. 54 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:44,749 Also, it's for charity. 55 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,418 We're raising money to help climate refugees learn improv. 56 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:51,130 Yes, and the ocean's dying. 57 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:53,090 Maybe Eleanor was right. 58 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,259 Maybe Des hadn't texted Devi 59 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:58,054 because her vibes were covered in dust bunnies. 60 00:02:58,137 --> 00:03:01,891 Perhaps mouth-to-mouth resuscitation was just what she needed. 61 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:05,102 Yep. Let's do this. I'm gonna kiss someone at the coffeehouse. 62 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,942 Okay, Mr. Hall-Yoshida. 63 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,903 Did you have a chance to make that list of colleges you want to apply to? 64 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,613 Where is Ms. Warner? 65 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,532 Our college counselor is hiking the Pacific Crest Trail 66 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:19,867 after a bad breakup. 67 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:22,036 So I will be temporarily filling in for her 68 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:25,122 because I definitely have the time to work an extra job. 69 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:28,292 -Okay. Well, these are my top choices. -Oh. 70 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:31,212 This is a good mix of safeties and targets. 71 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,923 Mmm, some are a bit out of reach. 72 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,633 But my grades are good now. 73 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,636 You know, colleges are looking for well-rounded students. 74 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,763 Grades aside, with you not swimming anymore, 75 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,265 you don't have any extracurriculars. 76 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:44,058 Trent and I tried to start a beer pong team, 77 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,309 but you said it was illegal. 78 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:48,187 I stand by that. Are there any clubs you can join? 79 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,691 I don't-- Clubs are kind of for dorks. 80 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:54,527 -Okay. What about community service? -Mmm… 81 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:58,406 FYI, if you say community service is for dorks, that makes you a bad person. 82 00:03:58,489 --> 00:04:00,199 Fine. What do you want me to do? 83 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:03,119 Like, clean up a beach or sing to an old person. 84 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,579 In the interest of time, maybe start with something here. 85 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:08,124 The drama club is hosting a charity coffeehouse tonight. 86 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,668 -Why not volunteer for that? -All right. 87 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:17,174 So, does that mean I have to, like, talk to the drama club kids? 88 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:24,015 Okay. See you later, Mom. Gotta go to a quick charity thing so-- 89 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:27,727 Dressed like a streetwalker? Nope. No, no, no. Stay right there. 90 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:29,103 -Put this on. 91 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,106 This is Pati's Costco sweater. 92 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,942 The pockets are filled with used sample cups. 93 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:39,905 Oh, are you moving out tonight? We just started being nice to each other. 94 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:43,826 -I've always been nice to you. -Which is what makes this so much harder. 95 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,370 -Come here. 96 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:50,458 Okay, you'll have to give me a copy of your key, so I can visit you 97 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,085 and have my friends over whenever you're at work. 98 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:54,253 To study. 99 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:57,173 If you'd like to study, Devi, you can do it in this beautiful home 100 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,342 I've worked my entire life to provide for you. 101 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:00,968 Okay, fine. Jeez, Mom. 102 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:04,305 I'll miss you, Kamala. Bye. 103 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:09,435 Kamala, come on. This is really, really unnecessary. 104 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:14,440 Your grandmother's-- She's stubborn, but she will soften over time. 105 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,360 Twenty years later, do you see how much eye contact she makes with me? 106 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:21,864 I understand, but I need to figure out what's happening with Manish on my own. 107 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,574 You can figure it out here. 108 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,827 Just keep it really, really, really secret until your grandmother dies. 109 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:29,455 That probably isn't that far away. Her mother only lived till-- 110 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:33,292 Oh, yeah, right. Her mother's still alive. She's 104. 111 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:36,545 Listen, I know that Pati might be the initial reason for my move, 112 00:05:36,629 --> 00:05:38,756 but I'm actually excited to live on my own. 113 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,133 Well, if I can't talk you out of it… 114 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:43,094 …at least let me help you move. 115 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,974 Devi arrived at Eleanor's coffeehouse 116 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:51,060 very clear on the mission at hand. 117 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:55,773 She was gonna find a cute boy and suck the face right off of him. 118 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,149 Consensually, of course. 119 00:05:57,233 --> 00:05:58,484 Hi! 120 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:01,320 Dang, dude. The student lounge is looking straight up romantique. 121 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,613 I know, right? 122 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,450 It was inspired by an erotic dream I had about the Phantom of the Opera. 123 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,494 So, how do I do this kiss thing? 124 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:12,248 I mean, I can't just go up to someone and be like, "Nice mouth. Can I kiss it?" 125 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:13,749 Wait. Can I? Was that cool? 126 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:17,586 Do whatever feels natural, but also do it while you're waiting tables. 127 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:18,921 -What? -Sorry. 128 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,798 When it was time to assign jobs, 129 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:24,593 none of the drama club kids wanted to do anything but perform. 130 00:06:24,677 --> 00:06:26,929 So I had to ask all our friends to work here. 131 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:28,431 Oh, okay. 132 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,474 Thank you. 133 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:37,857 Hey, can I get you guys something? 134 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:42,027 I know looking at you makes me thirsty for a tall drink of water. 135 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,613 Good God, Devi, that was pathetic. 136 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:47,324 Are you the charity we're raising money for tonight? 137 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,538 What the hell? You just cockblocked me. 138 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:55,207 -You can't cockblock someone-- -Fine, you clam jammed me. 139 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:56,959 Never heard that one before. 140 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,545 What are you doing aside from embarrassing yourself? 141 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:01,589 Well, if you must know, 142 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:05,926 Eleanor says I need to kiss someone to make my sexual vibes less dusty. 143 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:08,721 Mmm, yeah, I guess it has been a while for you, huh? 144 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:09,722 You're one to talk. 145 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,683 How many people have you kissed since Aneesa dumped your ass? 146 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:13,976 Your dad doesn't count. 147 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,769 Maybe I haven't hooked up in a while, 148 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:18,355 but by choice, not by circumstance like you. 149 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:22,443 Mmm. Well, I bet that I kiss someone tonight and you don't. 150 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:26,447 Mmm, Devi. Sweet, simple, stupid Devi. 151 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:28,991 Your mouth is writing a check that your lips can't cash. 152 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,368 But these babies are the whole damn bank. 153 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,747 -You suck. -Yeah, someone's face! 154 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,458 Yeah. That was good. 155 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,003 -Here you go. -Thanks. 156 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:43,881 Paxton? What are you doing here? 157 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,800 I told Eddie Tan I'm not interested in getting She's All That-ed. 158 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:49,887 What? No, I'm volunteering. 159 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,306 Eleanor said I should help you out back here in the… 160 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,225 kitchen. 161 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,851 Oh, well, okay. 162 00:07:55,935 --> 00:07:58,354 When someone orders coffee, we pour some coffee into a cup. 163 00:07:58,437 --> 00:07:59,730 And when someone orders a cookie, 164 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,524 we give them one out of this Entenmann's box. 165 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:06,111 Doesn't seem like you need two people to do that, so I'll just chill over here. 166 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:07,821 Thanks. 167 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:11,951 Hey. Can I get two coffees for my table? 168 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:12,993 Coming right up. 169 00:08:15,246 --> 00:08:16,830 So, how's the table waiting going? 170 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:18,749 It's good. 171 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:22,044 -How's the coffee pouring going? -Good. 172 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,797 Good. Okay. 173 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,260 -Um, see you in a bit. -Bye. 174 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:34,890 -So you guys hooking up? -What? 175 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:36,225 No. 176 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,979 Definitely not. It's crazy you would say that. 177 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,730 All right. Guess I was wrong. 178 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:44,692 Yeah, you are wrong because Aneesa and I are just friends. 179 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:45,693 Okay. 180 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,362 But just out of curiosity though, 181 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,155 what would make you think we were hooking up? 182 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:53,033 I don't know. It seemed like you guys were into each other. 183 00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:55,452 Really? She seemed like she was into me too? 184 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:56,579 What's happening here? 185 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,082 Okay, so Aneesa and I did kiss. 186 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:03,252 Like a million months ago. But you can't tell anyone. 187 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,587 Who would I tell? 188 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:08,382 I don't know anyone who would care about that information. 189 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:12,303 I haven't even told Devi or Eleanor because I don't want to out Aneesa, 190 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,680 and I don't want to make our friend group weird… 191 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,933 …but you're the first person to notice something. So what do you think? 192 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:19,351 Why haven't you guys kissed again? 193 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:22,646 I don't know. It's like we've been hanging out all the time, 194 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,982 and there's this weird tension between us, 195 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,192 but neither one of us will make the first move. 196 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,986 So just make the first move then. 197 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,947 I don't really know how to do that. 198 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:34,700 I do. 199 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,294 All right, David. You picked out your victim yet? 200 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,631 I've got my sights set on flannel and denim at table three. 201 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:53,218 Mmm, Damian and Lucas? They're together. As in boyfriends. 202 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,056 What about the third one? He seems kind of straight. 203 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,515 He's wearing a feather boa. 204 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,768 I did not see that. 205 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,436 David, let me save you some time. 206 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,439 Most guys at drama club events are either dragged here by their girlfriends 207 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,149 or are looking for boyfriends. 208 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,818 The only exception I see is Alejandro over there. 209 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,075 Damn it. 210 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,284 If you want to call it quits, 211 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,787 we can save you further embarrassment and just say that I won. 212 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,456 You didn't win. You're doing just as badly as I am. 213 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,458 That's because I haven't even tried yet. 214 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,418 Drama club may not have a lot of options for you, 215 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,754 but I am swimming in possibilities. 216 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,756 No one's hornier than a theater girl. 217 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,801 Uh, look at them. That whole table's wearing corsets. 218 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,135 Whoa. 219 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,805 All I have to do to attract them is just pull up my hoodie 220 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,348 and look a little tortured. 221 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,142 Okay. Hey, give my gender a little credit. 222 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,479 Ben, right? You seem like you're really going through something. 223 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,397 If you want to talk, 224 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,858 my friends and I are just over there practicing our British accents. 225 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,030 Oh my God. Fine. You win. 226 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,157 Go on over there and smooch away. 227 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,493 Nah, I'm… I'm gonna wait. 228 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:03,539 You know. Weigh my options. You always throw out the first pancake. 229 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,374 You are so cocky. 230 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,667 This sucks. 231 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,461 Tonight was supposed to be my reintroduction into sexy society, 232 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:13,298 but how am I supposed to break my dry spell if I can't find anyone to-- 233 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,930 What you are witnessing right now 234 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,641 is a fairly common phenomenon 235 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,227 that happens to almost every teen girl. 236 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,105 It is the moment when an unremarkable dork 237 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,818 is given a guitar and suddenly becomes the hottest man in the world. 238 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:37,698 Scientists call it the Ed Sheeran effect. There is no known cure. 239 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,116 I know who I'm gonna kiss. 240 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:45,372 Kamala, look at this place. It's so soulless and bland. 241 00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:49,293 I was hoping for something a little bit more funky eclectic like an Ace Hotel, 242 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,337 but this is one of the only options that came pre-furnished. 243 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,089 You know what else is pre-furnished? 244 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:56,008 My house and the room you live in for free. 245 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,385 -Auntie. -What? 246 00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:00,554 Did you even take a look at the bathroom? 247 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,848 It's carpeted. It's really not very sanitary. 248 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,226 If the worst part about this place is that it's carpeted, I think I can deal. 249 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,688 Hi, are you new here? I'm Kayley. 250 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,482 -I live next door. 251 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,777 Hello, I'm Kamala. I'm so excited to be your neighbor. 252 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,821 Maybe I'll come over and borrow a cup of sugar from you sometime. 253 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,574 I'm not allowed to have carbs. Are you her momager? 254 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:24,953 What is that? And… And why are there so many children here? 255 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,290 Everyone who lives at the Pinewoods is either an aspiring child actor 256 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,750 or a parent who has quit their job 257 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,044 so that their child can provide for the family instead. 258 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,962 Mom, you don't sound like a cop at all. 259 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:37,216 How am I supposed to nail this audition when you're giving me nothing? 260 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,717 That's Cecilia. 261 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:42,054 She's so talented, but her mom can be a real dumb bitch sometimes. 262 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,515 Okay, children. Thank you very much. 263 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,518 Back to your parents or whoever your legal guardians may be. 264 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,353 -Come on, guys. -Thank you very much. 265 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,729 Thanks for visiting. 266 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,858 You cannot live here. 267 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,700 Hey! Great string work, Alejandro. 268 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,828 I should know. I'm a harpist. 269 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,247 Wow, the… the harp is very complicated. 270 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:13,669 Yeah, it is. And I thought I should let you know that I'm down to pluck. 271 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:17,339 I feel embarrassed for her, but it does seem to be working on him. 272 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,348 Hey, want to take a walk with me? 273 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,309 I am indeed most charmed, Mr. Gross. 274 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,436 Right. 275 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:37,317 All right. What if you just asked her on a date? 276 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:40,112 -Show me how you'd do that. -Yep, yep, yep. Okay. 277 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,159 Hey, Aneesa, would you like to go to a restaurant, just the two of us? 278 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:52,624 Or, uh, we can invite all of our friends, or whatever you want to do. 279 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,335 -Okay. -Was it bad? 280 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,253 Yeah. 281 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,255 Because I mention inviting our friend group? 282 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,424 No. What you say doesn't matter. 283 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,635 -How you say it is everything. -Hmm. 284 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,095 Watch. 285 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,141 Hey, Aneesa. 286 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,645 You wanna go out to a restaurant, just the two of us? 287 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,815 Or we can invite all of our friends. 288 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,737 Whatever you want. 289 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:26,533 Oh my God. I don't even like men, and that worked for me. 290 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,453 I know. Just use a lot of eye contact. 291 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,540 Phoebe is a lucky girl. Do you talk to her like this all the time? 292 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:34,666 Um… 293 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:39,004 Yeah. I mean, we don't really talk all that much. 294 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:39,922 We mostly… 295 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:41,465 You know? 296 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,800 But, um, maybe? 297 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,218 Oh. Um… 298 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,056 Sorry. That made my relationship sound bad, but it's not. 299 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,267 It's actually exactly what I want right now. 300 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,396 -To have a girlfriend you don't talk to? -No, we do talk. 301 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,481 I just mean, 302 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,566 you know, simplicity. 303 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,028 Like, I know she's your good friend, 304 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:07,032 but Devi is really complicated. 305 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,700 That is not untrue. 306 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,286 Stuff with her was always so confusing. 307 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,997 I just feel like it's my last year of high school, 308 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:19,544 and I want something that's easy, and fun, and doesn't make my brain hurt. 309 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,298 Well, then I hope Phoebe is exactly what you're looking for. 310 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,383 She is. 311 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,300 Cool. 312 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,886 Um, thank you for the tips. 313 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,807 And may I say, I am frightened by the powers you possess. 314 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,808 Whew! 315 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,522 So, unfortunately, my niece can no longer take the apartment. 316 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,815 So just give her deposit back. 317 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,068 We'll be on our way, and this gorgeous room will be available 318 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,530 for whatever talented child comes across it next. 319 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,990 Why would you wanna leave? Okay? 320 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,201 Some casting execs are coming by next week to scout for Young Sheldon's new bully. 321 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,954 Sir, I am not a child performer. 322 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:54,997 I am an adult. 323 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,083 Well, the Pinewoods has plenty of adult performers as well, okay? 324 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,336 But if you're gonna film in the room, I do ask that you put down a tarp. 325 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,295 Oh God. 326 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,257 She is not staying. Just give us the paperwork so we can leave. 327 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:09,803 All right. You can get out of your lease. But I'm keeping the deposit. 328 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,264 No, no, no, no. That was my first month, last month, 329 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,598 and three months in the middle. 330 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,101 -That's… That's all my money. -That's all your money. 331 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,687 Well, you should consider being an adult performer then. 332 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,151 Ow. Did you just bite my tongue? 333 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:28,739 Yeah, I'm a little bit wicked. Are you scared? 334 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,323 I can safely say I am. 335 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,326 Stella! You're on next. 336 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:38,540 My art calls. Maybe I'll see you later, and I can bite something else. 337 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,126 No, thank you. 338 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,465 For the record, I was not into any of that. 339 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,467 No judgment here. You do you. 340 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,970 Wait, Aneesa. Look, I know that we haven't talked much in a while, 341 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,307 and this is certainly a bizarre interaction to get us chatting, 342 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,933 but I owe you an apology. 343 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,936 Fabiola told me I was a real douchebag to you when we were together-- 344 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,480 Fabiola said that to you? 345 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,566 Yeah. Right after she made me barf. Don't worry about it. 346 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,027 Anyways, I'm really sorry. 347 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,237 I appreciate the apology. 348 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:13,075 It must have been hard to say with your tongue all bitten up. 349 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,703 -So, uh, you and Stella pretty serious? 350 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,581 -Do I hear wedding bells? -No, I don't think so. 351 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,460 Plus, I think she's already in a committed relationship with the night. 352 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,837 -What about you? Are you seeing anyone? 353 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,215 Nah, not really. 354 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,051 I mean, there might be someone. 355 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,552 Oh, really? Who? 356 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,929 Just a friend. 357 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,098 I really liked your song. It was really nice. 358 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,307 Thank you. 359 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,975 Let me give you some advice. 360 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,769 Do not fall for a friend. 361 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,646 Even if it feels like a good idea at the time, 362 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,148 you are just setting yourself up to be miserable. 363 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:52,656 Ben, you're in no position to give me romantic advice about anything, okay? 364 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,660 -Okay. I was just trying to help. -You did. You showed me what not to do. 365 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,126 Devi had stolen away with her angel-voiced crooner, 366 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,003 and now there was only one thing left to do. 367 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,297 There's something about tonight, don't you think? 368 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,217 Maybe it's the smell of Sumatra dark roast 369 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,718 or just the electricity. 370 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,512 Can I kiss you? 371 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,347 I would love that. 372 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,858 Yikes. Those lights are certainly illuminating. 373 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,776 Okay, that's it. 374 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,279 Everyone stop making out. The coffeehouse is closed. 375 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,365 This is a school. Not the red-light district. 376 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,659 Ugh. 377 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,453 Oh, yeah, that pairing makes sense to me. 378 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,833 So, do you want to be my girlfriend now? 379 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,544 Full disclosure, I do not believe in monogamy. 380 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,381 And I'm already in serious relationships with several avatars in the virtual world. 381 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,010 Alejandro, let's not spoil tonight 382 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,429 by trying to shackle ourselves with commitment. 383 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,726 Time to go, you little perverts. Don't make me turn the sprinklers on. 384 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,147 Paxton, hey, how'd your first community service go? 385 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,191 Hopefully, it won't be your last, right? 386 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,026 No, it won't be my last. 387 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,278 -Hi, you wanna head out with me? -Yeah. 388 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,781 -I actually liked helping out. -That's fantastic. 389 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,910 It's good to know tonight broadened at least one student's horizons 390 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,078 and wasn't just some school-sanctioned orgy. 391 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,791 Were y'all fooling around in the chem lab? 392 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,710 Come on now, that's just nasty. 393 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,883 Hey, having a good night? 394 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,052 Yeah, I actually am. 395 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,094 Looks like it. 396 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:39,888 Every time I see you these days, 397 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,806 you're like chillin' with a different dude. 398 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,225 Are you, like, a player now? 399 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:47,187 Basically. Oh, are you worried that I'm going to steal your thunder? 400 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,231 Mmm, little bit. Little bit. 401 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,440 Mmm. 402 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,027 So look, I'm sorry about the last time we spoke, 403 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,780 that I thought you would care about me being with Phoebe. 404 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,783 You've obviously way moved on. 405 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:05,288 Yeah. Wait, I am so sorry. What's your name again? Paxil? 406 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,457 -Damn, she's cold. -Mm-hmm. 407 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,626 All right. I'll see you around, heartbreaker. 408 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,672 And with that, Devi knew for certain 409 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,674 her vibes had already changed. 410 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,635 I'm trapped here. 411 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,263 I can't lose that money. I'm such an idiot. 412 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,389 You're not an idiot. 413 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,849 I just wanted to prove that I could be independent, 414 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,811 and now I'm stuck living here at this creepy Hollywood orphanage. 415 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,398 Maybe Pati was right. Maybe I can't make decisions for myself. 416 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,191 What if I'm wrong about Manish too? 417 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,276 Kamala. 418 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,070 You're a brilliant young woman 419 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,531 who is perfectly capable of making decisions for yourself. 420 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,033 Sure, this apartment is far from perfect, 421 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,452 and your neighbors remind me of the children in horror films. 422 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,706 I think they are the children in horror films. Like, literally. 423 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,626 But you're right. You need to stand on your own. 424 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:55,547 Have I ever told you about the first apartment Mohan and I lived in? 425 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,674 Our toilet was next to the refrigerator, 426 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,843 and our upstairs neighbor was the 210 Freeway. 427 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:04,431 Wow, that explains why you need such a loud alarm to wake you up. 428 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,725 You can do this. 429 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,893 You mean stay here? 430 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,438 Mm-hmm. I think it'll be good for you. 431 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,149 At the very least, it'll be a fun tale to one day tell your children. 432 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,358 And… 433 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,864 you can always come home for dinner whenever you need to get away. 434 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,702 Hey. If you're interested, Cecilia stole one of her mom's beers, 435 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,788 and we're gonna drink it in the hot tub with the boy band from 5C. 436 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,041 Can I come home for dinner tonight? 437 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,168 Yes, I think you should. 438 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,720 Aneesa, I need to tell you something. 439 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,432 Should we like date? 440 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,809 I think we like each other, right? 441 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,979 Should we be more than friends? 442 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,858 Yeah. I-I'm down for that. 443 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,902 Really? 444 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:01,613 Cool. 445 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,370 Wow, eye contact is for real. 446 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,792 So, do I look a little less invisible to you now? 447 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,962 No way. You kissed someone? Who? 448 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,130 It doesn't matter. 449 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,966 All that matters is that I'm back to being a person who bangs. 450 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:22,884 Lips onto lips. 451 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:26,554 Yay. OMG, tonight was amazing, 452 00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,641 and maybe you were off with your mystery man, 453 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:33,436 but did you notice how many girls were, like, fawning over Alejandro? 454 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,896 I mean, he's a beautiful singer, 455 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,273 but I really hope no one hooked up with him 456 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,943 because he had, like, a super bad cold. 457 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,820 All day. Like ultra-phlegmy. 458 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,365 Hey. 459 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,826 Oh. 460 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:49,536 How'd it go? 461 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:50,870 Pretty great. 462 00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,790 You're looking at someone who's done some kissing this evening. 463 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,583 Mmm. Well, so are you. 464 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,668 Oh. 465 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:59,129 Devi, you seem a little jealous there. 466 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,298 -Was it drama girl? -Yep. 467 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:06,261 Well, look at us. Two people sucking faces and taking names. 468 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,721 Yeah. I guess so. 469 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,183 All right, I should go. Good night, Ben. 470 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,351 Good night, Devi.