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In the life of a teenage girl,
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there is no greater hell
than waiting for a boy to text you.
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Come on. Come on.
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Hey, is my phone working?
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Ugh!
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Especially when there were
so many reasons why he should text.
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Like you'd been cute together.
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You had great chemistry.
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Also, there was this.
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Well, um…
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Can I text you sometime?
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So for that little punk
to send nothing was pretty frickin' rude.
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Teenage boys, however,
aren't really known for their manners.
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So sadly, it looks like Devi
was being straight-up ghosted.
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Or was she?
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Yes. Yes, she was.
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Come on, stupid wildfire,
read the room.
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Mmm… I don't know, guys. I don't think
I'm gonna hear back from him.
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Unless my phone isn't working.
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-It's working.
-It's definitely working.
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Right. Yep.
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Man. I thought we had a spark,
but I guess I was wrong.
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I mean, Des was a Palisades ten
with a legit social life, and I'm like a--
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-Sherman Oaks eight with two friends.
-I did not need that chime in, Fab.
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Sorry.
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At least I got to flirt a little.
It's been a while since I did that.
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Maybe that's the problem.
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Maybe your vibe's gotten dusty,
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like when you don't drive a car
for a few months.
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What are you talkin' about?
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People can tell when someone
hasn't hooked up in a while.
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Your aura gets all cobwebby,
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and you turn invisible
to potential lovers.
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Take Mrs. Paloma for example.
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Shit. I didn't even see her there.
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Like I said, totally invisible.
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I can hear you guys.
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And for your information,
I am very happily married,
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even though we sleep in separate bedrooms.
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-Sorry, Mrs. Paloma.
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Anyway, I think I've made my point.
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Yep. So, what do I do?
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You just have to kiss someone,
like, anyone.
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Morning. Picking up
on some juicy girl talk. What did I miss?
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Just talking about how weird stuff gets
when you haven't kissed in a long time.
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Oh. Right.
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In Devi's life. Not in anyone else's life.
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So, how do I kiss someone?
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You should do it
at the drama club's coffeehouse tonight.
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It's the sexiest night of the year.
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We all dress kind of French,
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and the maintenance staff
turns the lights down low,
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and everyone sneaks off
into the classrooms to make out.
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Also, it's for charity.
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We're raising money
to help climate refugees learn improv.
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Yes, and the ocean's dying.
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Maybe Eleanor was right.
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Maybe Des hadn't texted Devi
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because her vibes
were covered in dust bunnies.
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Perhaps mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
was just what she needed.
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Yep. Let's do this. I'm gonna kiss someone
at the coffeehouse.
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Okay, Mr. Hall-Yoshida.
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Did you have a chance to make that list
of colleges you want to apply to?
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Where is Ms. Warner?
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Our college counselor
is hiking the Pacific Crest Trail
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after a bad breakup.
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So I will be
temporarily filling in for her
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because I definitely have the time
to work an extra job.
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-Okay. Well, these are my top choices.
-Oh.
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This is a good mix
of safeties and targets.
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Mmm, some are a bit out of reach.
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But my grades are good now.
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You know, colleges are looking
for well-rounded students.
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Grades aside,
with you not swimming anymore,
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you don't have any extracurriculars.
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Trent and I tried to start
a beer pong team,
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but you said it was illegal.
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I stand by that.
Are there any clubs you can join?
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I don't--
Clubs are kind of for dorks.
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-Okay. What about community service?
-Mmm…
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FYI, if you say community service
is for dorks, that makes you a bad person.
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Fine. What do you want me to do?
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Like, clean up a beach
or sing to an old person.
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In the interest of time,
maybe start with something here.
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The drama club is hosting
a charity coffeehouse tonight.
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-Why not volunteer for that?
-All right.
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So, does that mean I have to,
like, talk to the drama club kids?
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Okay. See you later, Mom.
Gotta go to a quick charity thing so--
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Dressed like a streetwalker?
Nope. No, no, no. Stay right there.
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-Put this on.
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This is Pati's Costco sweater.
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The pockets are filled
with used sample cups.
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Oh, are you moving out tonight?
We just started being nice to each other.
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-I've always been nice to you.
-Which is what makes this so much harder.
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-Come here.
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Okay, you'll have to give me
a copy of your key, so I can visit you
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and have my friends over
whenever you're at work.
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To study.
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If you'd like to study, Devi,
you can do it in this beautiful home
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I've worked my entire life
to provide for you.
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Okay, fine. Jeez, Mom.
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I'll miss you, Kamala. Bye.
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Kamala, come on.
This is really, really unnecessary.
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Your grandmother's-- She's stubborn,
but she will soften over time.
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Twenty years later, do you see
how much eye contact she makes with me?
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I understand, but I need to figure out
what's happening with Manish on my own.
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You can figure it out here.
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Just keep it really, really, really secret
until your grandmother dies.
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That probably isn't that far away.
Her mother only lived till--
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Oh, yeah, right.
Her mother's still alive. She's 104.
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Listen, I know that Pati might be
the initial reason for my move,
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but I'm actually excited
to live on my own.
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Well, if I can't talk you out of it…
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…at least let me help you move.
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Devi arrived
at Eleanor's coffeehouse
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very clear on the mission at hand.
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She was gonna find a cute boy
and suck the face right off of him.
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Consensually, of course.
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Hi!
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Dang, dude. The student lounge
is looking straight up romantique.
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I know, right?
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It was inspired by an erotic dream I had
about the Phantom of the Opera.
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So, how do I do this kiss thing?
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I mean, I can't just go up to someone
and be like, "Nice mouth. Can I kiss it?"
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Wait. Can I? Was that cool?
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Do whatever feels natural, but also do it
while you're waiting tables.
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-What?
-Sorry.
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When it was time to assign jobs,
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none of the drama club kids
wanted to do anything but perform.
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So I had to ask
all our friends to work here.
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Oh, okay.
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Thank you.
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Hey, can I get you guys something?
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I know looking at you makes me thirsty
for a tall drink of water.
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Good God, Devi,
that was pathetic.
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Are you the charity
we're raising money for tonight?
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What the hell? You just cockblocked me.
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-You can't cockblock someone--
-Fine, you clam jammed me.
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Never heard that one before.
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What are you doing
aside from embarrassing yourself?
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Well, if you must know,
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Eleanor says I need to kiss someone
to make my sexual vibes less dusty.
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Mmm, yeah, I guess it has been
a while for you, huh?
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You're one to talk.
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How many people have you kissed
since Aneesa dumped your ass?
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Your dad doesn't count.
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Maybe I haven't hooked up in a while,
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but by choice,
not by circumstance like you.
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Mmm. Well, I bet
that I kiss someone tonight and you don't.
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Mmm, Devi. Sweet, simple, stupid Devi.
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Your mouth is writing a check
that your lips can't cash.
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But these babies are the whole damn bank.
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-You suck.
-Yeah, someone's face!
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Yeah. That was good.
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-Here you go.
-Thanks.
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Paxton? What are you doing here?
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I told Eddie Tan I'm not interested
in getting She's All That-ed.
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What? No, I'm volunteering.
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Eleanor said I should
help you out back here in the…
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kitchen.
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Oh, well, okay.
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When someone orders coffee,
we pour some coffee into a cup.
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And when someone orders a cookie,
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we give them one
out of this Entenmann's box.
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Doesn't seem like you need two people
to do that, so I'll just chill over here.
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Thanks.
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Hey. Can I get two coffees for my table?
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Coming right up.
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So, how's the table waiting going?
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It's good.
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-How's the coffee pouring going?
-Good.
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Good. Okay.
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-Um, see you in a bit.
-Bye.
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-So you guys hooking up?
-What?
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No.
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Definitely not.
It's crazy you would say that.
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All right. Guess I was wrong.
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Yeah, you are wrong
because Aneesa and I are just friends.
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Okay.
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But just out of curiosity though,
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what would make you think
we were hooking up?
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I don't know. It seemed like you guys
were into each other.
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Really? She seemed
like she was into me too?
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What's happening here?
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Okay, so Aneesa and I did kiss.
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Like a million months ago.
But you can't tell anyone.
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Who would I tell?
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I don't know anyone
who would care about that information.
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I haven't even told Devi or Eleanor
because I don't want to out Aneesa,
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and I don't want to make
our friend group weird…
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…but you're the first person
to notice something. So what do you think?
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Why haven't you guys kissed again?
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I don't know. It's like
we've been hanging out all the time,
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and there's this weird tension between us,
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but neither one of us
will make the first move.
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So just make the first move then.
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I don't really know how to do that.
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I do.
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All right, David.
You picked out your victim yet?
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I've got my sights set
on flannel and denim at table three.
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Mmm, Damian and Lucas?
They're together. As in boyfriends.
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What about the third one?
He seems kind of straight.
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He's wearing a feather boa.
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I did not see that.
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David, let me save you some time.
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Most guys at drama club events are
either dragged here by their girlfriends
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or are looking for boyfriends.
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The only exception I see
is Alejandro over there.
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Damn it.
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If you want to call it quits,
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we can save you further embarrassment
and just say that I won.
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You didn't win.
You're doing just as badly as I am.
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That's because I haven't even tried yet.
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Drama club may not have
a lot of options for you,
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but I am swimming in possibilities.
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No one's hornier than a theater girl.
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Uh, look at them.
That whole table's wearing corsets.
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Whoa.
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All I have to do
to attract them is just pull up my hoodie
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and look a little tortured.
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Okay. Hey, give my gender a little credit.
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Ben, right? You seem like
you're really going through something.
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If you want to talk,
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my friends and I are just over there
practicing our British accents.
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Oh my God. Fine. You win.
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Go on over there and smooch away.
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Nah, I'm… I'm gonna wait.
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You know. Weigh my options.
You always throw out the first pancake.
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You are so cocky.
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This sucks.
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Tonight was supposed to be
my reintroduction into sexy society,
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but how am I supposed to break
my dry spell if I can't find anyone to--
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What you are witnessing right now
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is a fairly common phenomenon
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that happens to almost every teen girl.
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It is the moment when an unremarkable dork
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is given a guitar and suddenly becomes
the hottest man in the world.
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Scientists call it the Ed Sheeran effect.
There is no known cure.
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I know who I'm gonna kiss.
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Kamala, look at this place.
It's so soulless and bland.
241
00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:49,293
I was hoping for something a little bit
more funky eclectic like an Ace Hotel,
242
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,337
but this is one of the only options
that came pre-furnished.
243
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,089
You know what else is pre-furnished?
244
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:56,008
My house and the room
you live in for free.
245
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,385
-Auntie.
-What?
246
00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:00,554
Did you even take a look at the bathroom?
247
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,848
It's carpeted.
It's really not very sanitary.
248
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,226
If the worst part about this place is
that it's carpeted, I think I can deal.
249
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,688
Hi, are you new here? I'm Kayley.
250
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,482
-I live next door.
251
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,777
Hello, I'm Kamala.
I'm so excited to be your neighbor.
252
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,821
Maybe I'll come over and borrow
a cup of sugar from you sometime.
253
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,574
I'm not allowed to have carbs.
Are you her momager?
254
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:24,953
What is that? And…
And why are there so many children here?
255
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,290
Everyone who lives at the Pinewoods
is either an aspiring child actor
256
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,750
or a parent who has quit their job
257
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,044
so that their child can provide
for the family instead.
258
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,962
Mom, you don't sound
like a cop at all.
259
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:37,216
How am I supposed to nail this audition
when you're giving me nothing?
260
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,717
That's Cecilia.
261
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:42,054
She's so talented, but her mom can be
a real dumb bitch sometimes.
262
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,515
Okay, children. Thank you very much.
263
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,518
Back to your parents
or whoever your legal guardians may be.
264
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,353
-Come on, guys.
-Thank you very much.
265
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,729
Thanks for visiting.
266
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,858
You cannot live here.
267
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,700
Hey! Great string work, Alejandro.
268
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,828
I should know. I'm a harpist.
269
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,247
Wow, the… the harp is very complicated.
270
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:13,669
Yeah, it is. And I thought I should
let you know that I'm down to pluck.
271
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:17,339
I feel embarrassed for her,
but it does seem to be working on him.
272
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,348
Hey, want to take a walk with me?
273
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,309
I am indeed most charmed, Mr. Gross.
274
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,436
Right.
275
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:37,317
All right.
What if you just asked her on a date?
276
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:40,112
-Show me how you'd do that.
-Yep, yep, yep. Okay.
277
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,159
Hey, Aneesa, would you like to go
to a restaurant, just the two of us?
278
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:52,624
Or, uh, we can invite all of our friends,
or whatever you want to do.
279
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,335
-Okay.
-Was it bad?
280
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,253
Yeah.
281
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,255
Because I mention
inviting our friend group?
282
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,424
No. What you say doesn't matter.
283
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,635
-How you say it is everything.
-Hmm.
284
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,095
Watch.
285
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,141
Hey, Aneesa.
286
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,645
You wanna go out to a restaurant,
just the two of us?
287
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,815
Or we can invite all of our friends.
288
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,737
Whatever you want.
289
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:26,533
Oh my God. I don't even like men,
and that worked for me.
290
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,453
I know. Just use a lot of eye contact.
291
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,540
Phoebe is a lucky girl.
Do you talk to her like this all the time?
292
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:34,666
Um…
293
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:39,004
Yeah. I mean, we don't really talk
all that much.
294
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:39,922
We mostly…
295
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:41,465
You know?
296
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,800
But, um, maybe?
297
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,218
Oh. Um…
298
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,056
Sorry. That made my relationship
sound bad, but it's not.
299
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,267
It's actually exactly
what I want right now.
300
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,396
-To have a girlfriend you don't talk to?
-No, we do talk.
301
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,481
I just mean,
302
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,566
you know, simplicity.
303
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,028
Like, I know she's your good friend,
304
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:07,032
but Devi is really complicated.
305
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,700
That is not untrue.
306
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,286
Stuff with her was always so confusing.
307
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,997
I just feel like it's my last year
of high school,
308
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:19,544
and I want something that's easy,
and fun, and doesn't make my brain hurt.
309
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,298
Well, then I hope Phoebe
is exactly what you're looking for.
310
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,383
She is.
311
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,300
Cool.
312
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,886
Um, thank you for the tips.
313
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,807
And may I say,
I am frightened by the powers you possess.
314
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,808
Whew!
315
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,522
So, unfortunately, my niece
can no longer take the apartment.
316
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,815
So just give her deposit back.
317
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,068
We'll be on our way,
and this gorgeous room will be available
318
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,530
for whatever talented child
comes across it next.
319
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,990
Why would you wanna leave? Okay?
320
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,201
Some casting execs are coming by next week
to scout for Young Sheldon's new bully.
321
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,954
Sir, I am not a child performer.
322
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:54,997
I am an adult.
323
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,083
Well, the Pinewoods has plenty
of adult performers as well, okay?
324
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,336
But if you're gonna film in the room,
I do ask that you put down a tarp.
325
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,295
Oh God.
326
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,257
She is not staying. Just give us
the paperwork so we can leave.
327
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:09,803
All right. You can get out of your lease.
But I'm keeping the deposit.
328
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,264
No, no, no, no.
That was my first month, last month,
329
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,598
and three months in the middle.
330
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,101
-That's… That's all my money.
-That's all your money.
331
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,687
Well, you should consider
being an adult performer then.
332
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,151
Ow. Did you just bite my tongue?
333
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:28,739
Yeah, I'm a little bit wicked.
Are you scared?
334
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,323
I can safely say I am.
335
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,326
Stella! You're on next.
336
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:38,540
My art calls. Maybe I'll see you later,
and I can bite something else.
337
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,126
No, thank you.
338
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,465
For the record,
I was not into any of that.
339
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,467
No judgment here. You do you.
340
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,970
Wait, Aneesa. Look, I know
that we haven't talked much in a while,
341
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,307
and this is certainly
a bizarre interaction to get us chatting,
342
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,933
but I owe you an apology.
343
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,936
Fabiola told me I was a real douchebag
to you when we were together--
344
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,480
Fabiola said that to you?
345
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,566
Yeah. Right after she made me barf.
Don't worry about it.
346
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,027
Anyways, I'm really sorry.
347
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,237
I appreciate the apology.
348
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:13,075
It must have been hard to say
with your tongue all bitten up.
349
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,703
-So, uh, you and Stella pretty serious?
350
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,581
-Do I hear wedding bells?
-No, I don't think so.
351
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,460
Plus, I think she's already in
a committed relationship with the night.
352
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,837
-What about you? Are you seeing anyone?
353
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,215
Nah, not really.
354
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,051
I mean, there might be someone.
355
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,552
Oh, really? Who?
356
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,929
Just a friend.
357
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,098
I really liked your song.
It was really nice.
358
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,307
Thank you.
359
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,975
Let me give you some advice.
360
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,769
Do not fall for a friend.
361
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,646
Even if it feels
like a good idea at the time,
362
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,148
you are just setting yourself up
to be miserable.
363
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:52,656
Ben, you're in no position to give me
romantic advice about anything, okay?
364
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,660
-Okay. I was just trying to help.
-You did. You showed me what not to do.
365
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,126
Devi had stolen away
with her angel-voiced crooner,
366
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,003
and now there was
only one thing left to do.
367
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,297
There's something about tonight,
don't you think?
368
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,217
Maybe it's the smell of Sumatra dark roast
369
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,718
or just the electricity.
370
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,512
Can I kiss you?
371
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,347
I would love that.
372
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,858
Yikes. Those lights
are certainly illuminating.
373
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,776
Okay, that's it.
374
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,279
Everyone stop making out.
The coffeehouse is closed.
375
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,365
This is a school.
Not the red-light district.
376
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,659
Ugh.
377
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,453
Oh, yeah, that pairing makes sense to me.
378
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,833
So, do you want to be my girlfriend now?
379
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,544
Full disclosure,
I do not believe in monogamy.
380
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,381
And I'm already in serious relationships
with several avatars in the virtual world.
381
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,010
Alejandro, let's not spoil tonight
382
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,429
by trying
to shackle ourselves with commitment.
383
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,726
Time to go, you little perverts.
Don't make me turn the sprinklers on.
384
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,147
Paxton, hey,
how'd your first community service go?
385
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,191
Hopefully,
it won't be your last, right?
386
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,026
No, it won't be my last.
387
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,278
-Hi, you wanna head out with me?
-Yeah.
388
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,781
-I actually liked helping out.
-That's fantastic.
389
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,910
It's good to know tonight broadened
at least one student's horizons
390
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,078
and wasn't just some
school-sanctioned orgy.
391
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,791
Were y'all fooling around in the chem lab?
392
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,710
Come on now, that's just nasty.
393
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,883
Hey, having a good night?
394
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,052
Yeah, I actually am.
395
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,094
Looks like it.
396
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:39,888
Every time I see you these days,
397
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,806
you're like chillin'
with a different dude.
398
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,225
Are you, like, a player now?
399
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:47,187
Basically. Oh, are you worried
that I'm going to steal your thunder?
400
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,231
Mmm, little bit. Little bit.
401
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,440
Mmm.
402
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,027
So look, I'm sorry
about the last time we spoke,
403
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,780
that I thought you would care
about me being with Phoebe.
404
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,783
You've obviously way moved on.
405
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:05,288
Yeah. Wait, I am so sorry.
What's your name again? Paxil?
406
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,457
-Damn, she's cold.
-Mm-hmm.
407
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,626
All right.
I'll see you around, heartbreaker.
408
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,672
And with that,
Devi knew for certain
409
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,674
her vibes had already changed.
410
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,635
I'm trapped here.
411
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,263
I can't lose that money.
I'm such an idiot.
412
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,389
You're not an idiot.
413
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,849
I just wanted to prove
that I could be independent,
414
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,811
and now I'm stuck living here
at this creepy Hollywood orphanage.
415
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,398
Maybe Pati was right.
Maybe I can't make decisions for myself.
416
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,191
What if I'm wrong about Manish too?
417
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,276
Kamala.
418
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,070
You're a brilliant young woman
419
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,531
who is perfectly capable
of making decisions for yourself.
420
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,033
Sure, this apartment is far from perfect,
421
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,452
and your neighbors remind me
of the children in horror films.
422
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,706
I think they are the children
in horror films. Like, literally.
423
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,626
But you're right.
You need to stand on your own.
424
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:55,547
Have I ever told you about
the first apartment Mohan and I lived in?
425
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,674
Our toilet was next to the refrigerator,
426
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,843
and our upstairs neighbor
was the 210 Freeway.
427
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:04,431
Wow, that explains why you need
such a loud alarm to wake you up.
428
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,725
You can do this.
429
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,893
You mean stay here?
430
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,438
Mm-hmm. I think it'll be good for you.
431
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,149
At the very least, it'll be a fun tale
to one day tell your children.
432
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,358
And…
433
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,864
you can always come home for dinner
whenever you need to get away.
434
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,702
Hey. If you're interested,
Cecilia stole one of her mom's beers,
435
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,788
and we're gonna drink it in the hot tub
with the boy band from 5C.
436
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,041
Can I come home for dinner tonight?
437
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,168
Yes, I think you should.
438
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,720
Aneesa, I need to tell you something.
439
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,432
Should we like date?
440
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,809
I think we like each other, right?
441
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,979
Should we be more than friends?
442
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,858
Yeah. I-I'm down for that.
443
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,902
Really?
444
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:01,613
Cool.
445
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,370
Wow, eye contact is for real.
446
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,792
So, do I look
a little less invisible to you now?
447
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,962
No way. You kissed someone? Who?
448
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,130
It doesn't matter.
449
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,966
All that matters is that I'm back
to being a person who bangs.
450
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:22,884
Lips onto lips.
451
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:26,554
Yay. OMG, tonight was amazing,
452
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,641
and maybe you were off
with your mystery man,
453
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:33,436
but did you notice how many girls
were, like, fawning over Alejandro?
454
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,896
I mean, he's a beautiful singer,
455
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,273
but I really hope
no one hooked up with him
456
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,943
because he had, like, a super bad cold.
457
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,820
All day. Like ultra-phlegmy.
458
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,365
Hey.
459
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,826
Oh.
460
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:49,536
How'd it go?
461
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:50,870
Pretty great.
462
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,790
You're looking at someone
who's done some kissing this evening.
463
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,583
Mmm. Well, so are you.
464
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,668
Oh.
465
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:59,129
Devi,
you seem a little jealous there.
466
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,298
-Was it drama girl?
-Yep.
467
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:06,261
Well, look at us.
Two people sucking faces and taking names.
468
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,721
Yeah. I guess so.
469
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,183
All right, I should go. Good night, Ben.
470
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,351
Good night, Devi.