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ISANG SERYE MULA SA NETFLIX

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<i>Sa buhay ng isang dalagita,</i>

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<i>napakahirap mag-intay</i>
<i>sa text ng isang lalaki.</i>

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Sige na.

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<i>Gumagana ba 'tong phone ko?</i>

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<i>Lalo na kung maraming dahilan</i>
<i>para mag-text siya.</i>

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<i>Cute naman kayong magkasama.</i>

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<i>May chemistry kayo.</i>

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<i>At saka ito pa.</i>

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Pwede ba kitang i-text?

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<i>Kaya para hindi mag-text</i>
<i>ang kumag na 'yon, napakabastos naman.</i>

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<i>Eh ngayon? Gumagana ba ngayon?</i>

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<i>Pero 'yang mga binata,</i>
<i>hindi talaga kaayusan ang pag-uugali.</i>

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<i>Sa kasamaang palad,</i>
<i>mukhang na-ghost agad itong si Devi.</i>

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<i>O baka hindi?</i>

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Oo, na-ghost nga.

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<i>Bwisit na wildfire, makisama ka naman.</i>

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Ewan ko ba. Mukhang 'di na siya sasagot.

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Maliban na lang kung sira ang phone ko.

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-Gumagana.
-Ayos naman siya.

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Ah sige.

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Akala ko pa naman may spark na kami,
pero mali yata ako.

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Kasi si Des, halos perpekto na,
may social life pa. At ako, isa lang--

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-taga-Sherman na may dalawang kaibigan.
-Tama ka na, Fab.

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Sorry.

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Dapat yata, lumandi ako.
Tagal na no'ng huli eh.

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Baka 'yon ang problema.

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Baka kinakalawang na ang vibe mo,
parang kotseng 'di nagamit nang matagal.

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Ano 'kamo?

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Halata kung matagal kang
'di nakipag-hookup.

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Parang maagiw ang aura mo,

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at nagiging invisible ka
sa mga manliligaw.

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Halimbawa, si Mrs. Paloma.

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Shit. 'Di ko siya napansin.

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Sabi ko nga, invisible talaga.

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Naririnig ko kayo.

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For your information, happily married ako,

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kahit magkahiwalay kami ng tulugan.

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Sorry, Mrs. Paloma.

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Basta, gets niyo na ang punto ko.

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Oo. Paano na?

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Makipaghalikan ka, kahit kanino lang.

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Good morning. Makikibalita lang ako.
Ano'ng pinag-uusapan niyo?

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Kung ano'ng nangyayari
'pag matagal na walang kahalikan.

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Ah, ganon.

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Si Devi 'yon, wala nang iba.

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Paano 'ko makikipaghalikan?

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Sa drama club's coffeehouse kaya mamaya?

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'Yon ang sexiest night ng taon.

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French ang gayak namin,

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tapos magdidilim ang ilaw,

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kaya pwedeng mag-make out nang patago.

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At para rin sa charity 'yon.

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Fund raising para sa improv classes
ng climate refugees.

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<i>Yes, and… </i>nawawasak na rin ang karagatan.

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<i>Baka tama nga si Eleanor.</i>

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<i>Baka 'di nag-text si Des kay Devi</i>

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<i>dahil nabalot na ng alikabok</i>
<i>ang vibes niya.</i>

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<i>Baka mouth-to-mouth resuscitation na</i>
<i>ang kailangan niya.</i>

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Sige na nga.
Makikipaghalikan ako sa coffehouse.

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Okay, Mr. Hall-Yoshida.

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May colleges ka na bang gustong pasukan?

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Nasaan si Ms. Warner?

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Nagha-hiking siya sa Pacific Crest Trail

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matapos ang breakup.

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Kaya ako muna ang papalit sa kanya

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dahil marami akong oras
para sa extrang trabaho.

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Okay.

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Ito ang mga pinakagusto ko.

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Medyo okay naman itong listahan mo.

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'Yong iba, mahirap maabot.

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Pero okay na ang grades ko.

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Well-rounded students
ang hanap ng colleges.

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'Di ka na nagsi-swimming,
at wala ka nang extracurriculars.

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Beer pong team sana namin ni Trent,
bawal 'kamo.

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Totoo naman.
May ibang ka bang pwedeng salihan?

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Ewan, pang-dorks naman ang clubs.

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Community service kaya?

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Kung sabihin mong pang-dorks
ang community service, ang sama mo.

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Sige. Ano'ng gagawin ko?

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Maglinis sa dagat o kumanta sa matatanda?

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Wala nang oras, dito ka na magsimula.

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May charity coffeehouse ang drama club.
Mag-volunteer ka kaya?

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Okay, sige.

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Kailangan ko bang makipag-usap
sa mga taga-drama club?

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Lalabas lang ako, 'Ma.
Pupunta ako sa charity--

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Panghaliparot 'yang damit mo ah.
Hindi pwede, d'yan ka lang.

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Isuot mo 'to.

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Costco sweater 'to ni <i>Pati</i>.

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Panay sample cups tong bulsa.

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Lilipat ka na ba ngayon?
Nagkakamabutihan pa lang tayo ah?

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-Matagal na akong mabait sa'yo.
-Kaya nga ang hirap nito lalo.

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Halika nga.

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Okay, bigyan mo rin ako ng susi mo
para mabisita kita,

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doon kami ng barkada 'pag wala ka.

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Para mag-aral.

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Kung mag-aaral kayo,
dito na sa magandang bahay

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na pinaghirapan ko para sa'yo.

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Okay, sige na, 'Ma.

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Mami-miss kita, Kamala. Bye.

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Kamala naman. 'Di naman kailangan 'to.

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Ang lola mo, matigas ang ulo,
pero lalambot din 'yon.

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Paglipas ng 20 taon,
nagkasundo rin kami, 'di ba?

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Oo nga, pero kailangan ko lang ding
kilalanin pa si Manish ngayon.

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Pwede mong gawin dito 'yan.

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Ilihim mo lang
hanggang mamatay ang lola mo.

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'Di na rin tatagal siguro.
Ang nanay niya--

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Ay, oo nga pala, buhay pa.
104 years old na.

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Si <i>Pati</i> ang pinakadahilan ng pag-alis ko,

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pero gusto ko ring mamuhay mag-isa.

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Kung 'di na kita mapipigilan,

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hayaan mo 'kong tulungan kita.

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<i>Dumating si Devi sa coffeehouse ni Eleanor</i>
<i>nang may malinaw na pakay.</i>

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<i>Hahanap siya ng cute boy</i>
<i>at hihigupin ang mga labi niya,</i>

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<i>Consensual, siyempre.</i>

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Hi!

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Wow, <i>romantique</i> ang dating
ng student lounge!

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I know, right?

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Galing 'yan sa erotic dream ko
tungkol sa<i> Phantom of the Opera.</i>

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Eh paano na 'yong halikan?

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'Di naman pwedeng sumugod ako
kung kanino at manghalik, 'di ba?

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Teka, pwede ba 'yon?

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Kung ano'ng natural sa'yo.
Pero patulong mag-wait sa tables.

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-Ano?
-Sorry.

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No'ng bigayan na ng trabaho,

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walang gustong gawin ang drama club kids
kundi mag-perform.

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Nandito rin ang barkada para tumulong.

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Oh, okay.

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Thank you.

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Uy, may gusto ba kayo?

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Pagtingin ko sa inyo, nauhaw ako,
parang gusto ko ng maraming tubig.

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Diyos ko, Devi, ano ba 'yan?

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Ikaw ba 'yong charity
na pag-aambagan namin?

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Ano ba? Na-<i>cockblock</i> mo 'ko.

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-Paanong <i>cockblock eh--</i>
-Edi na-<i>clamjam</i> ako.

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<i>Ngayon ko lang narinig 'yon.</i>

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Ano'ng balak mo?
Ipinapahiya ang sarili mo?

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Dahil naitanong mo,

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sabi ni Eleanor, dapat makahalik ako
para manumbalik ang sexual vibes ko.

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Ah, matagal na rin no'ng huli mo, 'no?

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Ikaw rin kaya.

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Ilan ba ang nahalikan mo
pagkatapos ni Aneesa?

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'Di kasali dad mo.

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Wala pa akong hookup ulit

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pero choice ko 'yon. Ikaw, malas talaga.

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Pupusta 'ko, may mahahalikan ako ngayon.
Ikaw, wala.

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Devi, sweet, simple, stupid, Devi,

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Sumusugal ka sa labi mong walang laban.

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Pero itong akin, siguradong mananalo.

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-You suck.
-Talaga, sa labi ng iba!

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Ayos 'yon ah.

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-Heto na.
-Salamat.

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Paxton? Ano'ng ginagawa mo rito?

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Sinabi ko nang 'di niyo
mababago ang pagkatao ko.

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Ha? Magvo-volunteer lang ako.

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Sabi ni Eleanor, tulungan kita rito sa…

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kitchen.

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Ah, gano'n? Sige.

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Kapag may order ng kape,
buhos lang sa cup.

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Kapag may order ng cookie,
kuha lang rito sa box.

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Parang kaya mo naman na 'yan,
chill na lang ako rito.

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Thanks.

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Uy, pahingi naman ng dalawang kape
sa table ko.

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Ihahanda ko na.

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Kumusta ang table waiting?

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Ayos naman.

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-Kumusta ang pagbubuhos ng kape?
-Ayos.

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Ayos. Okay.

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-Mamaya ulit.
-Bye.

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-Naghu-hookup ba kayo?
-Ano?

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Hindi.

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Siyempre hindi.
Paano mo naman nasabi 'yan?

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Ah sige. Baka mali nga ako.

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Mali ka talaga.
Magkaibigan lang kami ni Aneesa.

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Okay.

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Curious lang ako, bakit mo nga naisip
na naghu-hookup kami?

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Ewan ko. Parang may gusto kayo
sa isa't-isa.

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Talaga ba? Mukhang gusto niya rin ako?

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Ano ba'ng meron?

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Okay, naghalikan kami ni Aneesa.

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Matagal na 'yon,
pero 'wag mo nang sabihin sa iba ha.

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Kanino ko naman sasabihin?

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Wala naman akong kilalang may pake d'yan.

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'Di ko pa nasasabi kina Devi at Eleanor.
Ayokong i-out si Aneesa,

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o maging weird kaming barkada,

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pero ikaw ang unang nakapansin.
Ano sa palagay mo?

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Bakit hindi pa naulit?

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Ewan. Madalas naman kaming nagkakasama,

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tapos may weird tension naman sa'min,

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pero walang nagfi-first move eh.

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Edi ikaw ang mag-first move.

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'Di ko alam kung paano gawin 'yon.

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Alam ko.

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Ano, David? May napili ka na ba?

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Parang 'yong naka-flannel at denim
sa table three.

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Sina Damian at Lucas? Sila na kaya.

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Mag-jowa sila.

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Eh 'yong kasama nila?
Mukhang straight naman.

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May pa-feather nga eh.

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'Di ko napansin ah.

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David, para madali,
ang mga lalaki sa ganitong events,

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kundi kasama ng girlfriend,
humahanap ng boyfriend.

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Ang naiiba lang ay 'yong si Alejandro.

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Lintik naman.

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Kung ayaw mo na, para 'di mapahiya,
aminin mo nang panalo 'ko.

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'Di ka kaya nanalo. Wala ka pa rin naman.

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'Di ko pa nga sinusubukan eh.

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Wala ka mang options dito sa drama club,
ako, napakarami.

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Wala nang mas horny pa sa theater girl.

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Tingnan mo, lahat sila naka-corset.

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Oo nga.

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Ang gagawin ko lang ay isuot itong hood ko
para magmukhang kaawa-awa.

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Grabe, 'di naman ganyan kaming mga babae.

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Ben, tama? Mukhang may pinagdadaanan ka.

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Kung gusto mo ng kausap, nando'n kami
nagpa-practice ng British accent.

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Oh my God. Sige, panalo ka na.

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Sige, ituloy mo na ro'n.

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Hindi, hahanap pa 'ko.

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00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:03,539
Alam mo na, pili-pili rin.
Hindi naman pwedeng sunggab agad.

220
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,374
Yabang mo talaga.

221
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,792
Nakakainis naman.

222
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,878
Magbabalik na dapat ako ngayon
sa sexy society,

223
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:13,298
pero paano mangyayari 'yon
kung wala akong mahanap na--

224
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:22,641
<i>Ang nasasaksihan niyo</i>
<i>ay isang pangkaraniwang pagkakataon</i>

225
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,227
<i>na pinagdaraanan ng mga dalagita.</i>

226
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,105
<i>Isang sandali kung kailan ang isang dork</i>

227
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,818
<i>na nakahawak ng gitara ay bigla na lang</i>
<i>nagiging hottest man sa buong mundo.</i>

228
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:37,781
<i>Ed Sheeran effect ang tawag</i>
<i>ng mga scientist dito. Wala nang lunas.</i>

229
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,533
Alam ko na ang hahalikan ko.

230
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:45,372
Kamala, tingnan mo naman.
Walang kabuhay-buhay itong lugar mo.

231
00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:49,293
Gusto ko nga sana 'yong maganda
na parang hotel ang dating,

232
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,337
pero ito lang kasi 'yong pre-furnished na.

233
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:56,008
Pre-furnished 'kamo?
'Yong bahay ko at 'yong kwarto mo dati.

234
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,385
-Tita.
-Ano?

235
00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:00,554
Nakita mo man lang ba 'yong CR?

236
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,848
Carpeted! Sobrang dumihin no'n.

237
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,894
Kung carpet lang ang problema rito,
kakayanin ko naman.

238
00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:09,688
Hi, bago ka rito? Ako si Kayley.

239
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,064
Diyan ako sa kabila.

240
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,777
Hello, ako si Kamala,
excited maging kapitbahay mo.

241
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,821
Baka sa minsan,
kumatok ako para humingi ng asukal.

242
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,574
Bawal ako sa carbs eh. <i>Momager</i> ka ba niya?

243
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:24,953
Ano 'yon? Saka bakit ang daming bata rito?

244
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,290
Ang mga taga-Pinewoods,
kundi aspiring child actor,

245
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:32,044
mga magulang na walang trabaho
dahil anak nila ang kumikita.

246
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,962
<i>Ma, 'di ka naman parang pulis.</i>

247
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:37,216
<i>Paano ako makukuha sa audition</i>
<i>kung wala kang dulot?</i>

248
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,759
Si Cecilia 'yon.

249
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,054
Sobrang talented niya,
pero ang shunga ng nanay minsan.

250
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,515
Okay mga bata. Maraming salamat.

251
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,518
Uwi na sa mga magulang
o legal guardians niyo.

252
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,435
Tara na nga.

253
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,729
Maraming salamat sa pagbisita niyo.

254
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,526
Hindi ka pwedeng tumira rito.

255
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,700
Uy! Great string work, Alejandro.

256
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,828
Alam ko, kasi harpist ako.

257
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,247
Wow, komplikado ang harp ah.

258
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:13,669
Oo nga eh. Saka gusto talaga
ng  mga kamay kong kumalabit.

259
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:17,339
<i>Nahihiya ako para sa kanya,</i>
<i>pero parang tumatalab naman.</i>

260
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,348
Uy, gusto mo 'kong samahan?

261
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,309
Siyempre naman, Mr. Gross.

262
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,436
Sige.

263
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:38,610
Ayain mo kaya siyang mag-date?
Sige nga, subukan sa'kin.

264
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,112
Okay, sige.

265
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,159
Uy, Aneesa.
Gusto mong kumain tayo sa labas?

266
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:52,624
O kaya, isama natin ang barkada.
Kung ano'ng gusto mo.

267
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,335
-Okay.
-Pangit ba?

268
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,253
Oo.

269
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,255
Dahil dinamay ko pa ang barkada?

270
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,424
Wala naman 'yan sa sinasabi mo.

271
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,718
Ang mahalaga, kung paano mo sinabi.

272
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,095
Ganito.

273
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,266
Uy, Aneesa.

274
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,645
Gusto mong kumain tayo sa labas?

275
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,815
O kaya isama natin ang barkada.

276
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,737
Kung ano'ng gusto mo.

277
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:26,533
Oh my God. Ayoko ng lalaki,
pero parang gumana sa'kin ah.

278
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,453
'Di ba? Basta makipag-eye contact ka.

279
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,540
Swerte naman ni Phoebe.
Ganyan mo ba siya kausapin lagi?

280
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:39,755
Oo. 'Di naman kami masyadong nagkakausap,
madalas ano lang…

281
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,007
alam mo na…

282
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:43,800
oo yata?

283
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:44,760
Oh.

284
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,056
Sorry, parang ang pangit tuloy
ng relasyon ko pero hindi naman.

285
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,267
Ganitong-ganito nga 'yong gusto ko.

286
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,396
-'Yong jowa na 'di mo nakakausap?
-Hindi, nag-uusap kami.

287
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,314
Ang punto ko,

288
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,566
gano'n, simple lang.

289
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,028
Alam ko namang magkaibigan kayo,

290
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:07,032
pero si Devi kasi, sobrang complicated eh.

291
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,700
Totoo rin naman 'yan.

292
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,286
Nakakalito 'yong mga bagay-bagay sa kanya.

293
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,997
Last year ko na sa high school eh,

294
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:19,544
gusto ko lang ng easy at fun,
'yong walang sakit ng ulo.

295
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,298
Sana nga si Phoebe na ang hinahanap mo.

296
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,383
Siya na nga.

297
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,300
Ayos.

298
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:31,807
Salamat sa tips. Sa totoo lang,
natatakot ako d'yan sa powers mo.

299
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:39,815
'Di na tutuloy ang pamangkin ko rito
sa apartment. Ibalik mo ang deposit.

300
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,068
Aalis na kami, available na
itong magandang kwarto mo

301
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,530
para sa kung kaninong
talented child d'yan.

302
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,781
Bakit aalis ka na?

303
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,201
Pipili na next week
ng gaganap na bully sa<i> Young Sheldon</i>.

304
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,954
Sir, hindi ako child performer.

305
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:54,997
Matanda na 'ko.

306
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,083
May adult performers din naman
dito sa Pinewoods.

307
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,336
Kung magvi-video ka sa kwarto,
maglagay ka ng tabing.

308
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,295
Diyos ko.

309
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,257
Aalis na siya.
Amin na ang papers para tapos na.

310
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:09,803
Sige, 'wag na kayong tumuloy,
pero akin na ang deposit.

311
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:13,682
Hindi! First month ko na 'yon, last month,
at tatlong buwan pa.

312
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,101
-Wala na 'kong pera.
-Wala ka nang pera?

313
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,687
Baka nga dapat maging adult performer ka.

314
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,151
Aray. Kinagat mo ba'ng dila ko?

315
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:28,739
Oo, may pagka-sadista ako. Natakot ka ba?

316
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,323
Oo, medyo natakot ako.

317
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,909
Stella! Susunod ka na.

318
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:38,540
Tinatawag na 'ko. Kita tayo mamaya,
baka iba naman ang kakagatin ko.

319
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,126
No, thank you.

320
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,465
For the record, 'di ko talaga gusto 'yon.

321
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,467
No judgment. Ikaw ang bahala.

322
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,970
Teka, Aneesa.
Alam kong 'di na tayo nagkakausap,

323
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,307
nagkataon pa namang
sa ganito tayo nagkita ulit,

324
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,933
pero gusto kong mag-sorry.

325
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,936
Sabi ni Fabiola,
ang sama ko sa'yo no'ng tayo pa--

326
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,480
Sinabi 'yan ni Fabiola?

327
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,566
Oo. Matapos niya 'kong pagsukahin.
Pero wala 'yon.

328
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,027
Ayon nga, pasensiya na talaga.

329
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,237
Na-appreciate ko 'yan.

330
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:13,158
Mahirap sigurong sabihin 'yan
dahil may kagat 'yong dila mo.

331
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,788
Seryoso na ba kayo ni Stella?
Magpapakasal ba kayo?

332
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,581
Hindi, 'di naman siguro.

333
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,460
Saka mukhang nasa committed relationship
na siya sa… gabing 'to?

334
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,837
Ikaw? May dine-date ka ba?

335
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,172
Wala naman.

336
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,051
Pero parang meron.

337
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,552
Talaga? Sino?

338
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,929
Kaibigan ko lang.

339
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,098
Nagustuhan ko ang kanta mo. Ganda.

340
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,307
Salamat.

341
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,975
May ipapayo ako sa'yo.

342
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,769
'Wag mahuhulog sa kaibigan.

343
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,646
Parang mas okay kung gano'n,

344
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,148
pero masasaktan ka lang talaga sa huli.

345
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:52,405
Ben, wala ka sa lugar para payuhan ako
tungkol sa pag-ibig, okay?

346
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,032
Tinuturuan lang kita.

347
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,660
Tinuruan mo na 'ko
ng hindi ko dapat gawin.

348
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,126
<i>Nagkasama na rin sina Devi</i>
<i>at ang angel-voiced crooner,</i>

349
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,003
<i>at ngayon, isa na lang ang dapat gawin.</i>

350
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,297
Kakaiba ang gabing ito, 'no?

351
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,217
Baka dahil sa Sumatra dark roast

352
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,718
o para 'yong kuryente?

353
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,179
Pwede ba kitang halikan?

354
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,347
Gusto ko 'yan.

355
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,858
<i>Yikes, naliwanagan na siya</i>
<i>sa mga ilaw na 'yon.</i>

356
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,192
Okay, tama na 'yan.

357
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,279
Tama na ang lampungan!
Sarado na ang coffehouse.

358
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,407
Eskwelahan ito, 'di red light district.

359
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,453
Oo nga naman, bagay nga naman kayo.

360
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,833
Pwede na ba kitang maging girlfriend?

361
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,544
Para alam mo,
'di ako naniniwala sa monogamy.

362
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,381
At marami na 'kong karelasyong avatars
sa virtual world.

363
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,093
Alejandro, 'wag nating sirain 'tong gabi

364
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,429
sa pagpapatali sa commitment.

365
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,726
Magsiuwian na kayong mahaharot kayo!
Baka buksan ko pa ang sprinklers.

366
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,147
Paxton, kumusta
ang unang community service mo?

367
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:11,026
-Sana hindi 'yan ang huli, 'no?
-Hindi pa ito ang huli.

368
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,278
-Sabay na tayong lumabas?
-Sige.

369
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,988
Gusto ang pagtulong.

370
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,781
Mabuti 'yan.

371
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,910
Nakakatuwa't napalawak ng gabing ito
ang pananaw mo,

372
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,662
at 'di lang ito basta naging school orgy.

373
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,791
Ano'ng pinaggagagawa niyo sa chem lab?

374
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,710
Ano ba, kadiri naman 'yan!

375
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,883
Uy, na-enjoy mo ang gabi?

376
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,052
Oo naman.

377
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,094
Mukha nga.

378
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,806
Tuwing nakikita kita,
ibang lalaki ang kasama mo.

379
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,225
Player ka na ngayon?

380
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:47,187
Gano'n na nga. Nagtatakot ka ba
na ako na ang papalit sa'yo?

381
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,231
Medyo.

382
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,027
Nga pala, pasensiya na
no'ng huli tayong nagkausap,

383
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,030
na akala ko nagseselos ka
sa'min ni Phoebe.

384
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,783
Naka-move on ka na nga talaga.

385
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:05,288
Oo. Teka, sorry. Sino ka na nga? Paxil?

386
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,748
Grabe siya oh.

387
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,626
Sige na. Kita-kits, heartbreaker.

388
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:15,674
<i>At dahil doon, sigurado si Devi</i>
<i>na nagbago na ang vibes niya.</i>

389
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,635
Ipit na 'ko rito.

390
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,263
Sayang 'yong pera ko. Ang tanga ko naman.

391
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,389
Hindi ka tanga.

392
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,849
Gusto kong patunayang kaya kong mag-isa,

393
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,811
heto ako't
nasa isang creepy Hollywood orphanage.

394
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,398
Baka tama si <i>Pati</i>,
'di ko kayang magdesisyon nang sarili ko.

395
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,276
-Paano kung mali rin ako kay Manish?
-Kamala.

396
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:39,531
Matalino kang tao
na kayang magdesisyon para sa sarili.

397
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,158
Malayong maging perpekto itong apartment,

398
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,452
at pang-horror films 'yong mga bata.

399
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,706
Sila nga yata 'yong mga bata
sa horror films. Literal.

400
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,335
Pero tama ka
Kailangan mong matutong mamuhay mag-isa.

401
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,547
Naikwento ko ba
'yong unang apartment namin ni Mohan?

402
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,674
'Yong toilet namin, katabi ng ref,

403
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,843
at sa may ibabaw namin ang highway.

404
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:04,431
Wow, kaya pala kailangan mo
ng malakas na alarm para magising.

405
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,725
Kaya mo 'to.

406
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,893
Ang tumira rito?

407
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,521
Mas makabubuti sa'yo 'yon.

408
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,483
At least, nakakatawa 'yang ikwento
sa magiging anak mo. At saka…

409
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,864
pwede ka namang dumalaw sa bahay
kapag kailangan mo ng kausap.

410
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,702
Kung gusto mo, nakakupit ng beer
si Cecilia sa nanay niya,

411
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,788
iinumin namin sa hot tub
kasama ng boy band sa 5C.

412
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,750
Pwede ba'ng makikain ngayong gabi?

413
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,168
Oo, kailangan mo yata.

414
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,720
Aneesa, may sasabihin ako sa'yo.

415
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,432
Mag-date kaya tayo?

416
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,018
Gusto natin ang isa't-isa, 'di ba?

417
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,563
Pwede ba tayong maging more than friends?

418
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,858
Oo naman, gusto ko 'yan.

419
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:57,776
Talaga?

420
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:01,613
Ayos.

421
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,370
Wow, eye contact talaga.

422
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,167
Ano, 'di na ba 'ko invisible sa'yo ngayon?

423
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,962
Weh? May hinalikan ka? Sino?

424
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,130
'Di bale na.

425
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,966
Ang mahalaga,
heto na ulit ang palaban na ako.

426
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:22,884
Labi sa labi.

427
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:26,554
Yay. OMG, ang saya ng gabing 'to,

428
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,641
saka baka magkasama kayo
ng mystery man mo,

429
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:33,436
pero alam mo ba,
ang daming nagkakagusto kay Alejandro?

430
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,273
Ang galing niyang kumanta,
pero sana wala siyang naka-hookup

431
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,943
dahil ang lala ng sipon niya.

432
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,820
Grabe, maghapong may plema.

433
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,365
Uy.

434
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,033
Oh.

435
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:49,536
Kumusta?

436
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:50,870
Mabuti naman.

437
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,790
Ang kausap mo,
may nakahalikan ngayong gabi.

438
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,583
Ikaw rin naman.

439
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,668
Oh.

440
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,545
<i>Devi, parang nagseselos ka.</i>

441
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,298
-Drama girl ba 'yan?
-Oo.

442
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:06,261
Tingnan mo nga naman tayo.
Mga nakikipaghalika't nakikipagkilala.

443
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,721
Oo, gano'n na nga.

444
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,183
Sige, aalis na 'ko. Good night, Ben.

445
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,351
Good night, Devi.

446
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:12,702
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Don Casilan