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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎在少女的生命裡

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‎最痛苦的莫過於等男生傳訊息

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‎快點啊

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‎喂，我的手機正常嗎？

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‎（艾莉諾、法碧歐拉）

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‎尤其是對方有很多該傳訊息的原因時

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‎例如你們兩人很登對

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‎你們很來電

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‎還有這一段

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‎我偶爾可以傳訊給妳嗎？

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‎所以這小混蛋什麼都沒傳

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‎實在很他馬的沒禮貌

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‎現在呢？我的手機現在正常嗎？

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‎不過大家都知道年輕小伙子沒禮貌

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‎所以很可悲，迪薇被人已讀不回了

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‎還是沒有？

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‎（野火警報）

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‎對，她真的被已讀不回了

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‎拜託，什麼鬼野火，看場合好嗎？

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‎劇名：……對方人間蒸發

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‎不知道耶，他大概不會回我了

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‎除非是我的手機不正常

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‎-很正常
‎-絕對正常

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‎好啦，認了

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‎我以為我們很來電，看來我錯了

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‎大森在他們學校是十分

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‎朋友滿坑滿谷，我呢…

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‎在本校八分，朋友兩個

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‎妳不必插話，小法

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‎對不起

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‎至少我們有眉來眼去，好久沒這樣了

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‎也許這就是問題

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‎也許妳的桃花運生鏽了

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‎就跟幾個月沒開車一樣

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‎妳在講什麼？

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‎大家可以看得出來誰單身很久

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‎妳的氣整個虛掉了

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‎月下老人根本看不到妳

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‎拿帕洛馬老師來說

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‎靠，我根本就沒看到她

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‎我就說她完全隱形了

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‎我可以聽到妳們講話

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‎告訴妳們，我的婚姻生活很美滿

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‎雖然我們分房睡

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‎抱歉，帕洛馬老師

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‎反正我講得很清楚了

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‎對，那我該怎麼辦？

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‎只要找個人接吻就好，誰都可以

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‎早安

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‎我來聽姊妹淘聊八卦，妳們聊什麼？

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‎只是聊很久沒接吻時，人會怪怪的

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‎對哦

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‎我們在講迪薇的生活，不是講其他人

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‎那我要怎麼親別人？

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‎今晚來戲劇社的咖啡廳活動親男生

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‎這是全年最情色的一晚

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‎我們要打扮成法國人

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‎維護組的人會把燈調暗

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‎大家會偷偷跑進教室親熱

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‎而且這是慈善活動

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‎我們要募款讓氣候難民學即席表演

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‎對，而且海洋要完蛋了

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‎艾莉諾也許說對了

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‎也許大森沒傳訊息給迪薇

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‎是因為她的桃花運已經積灰塵了

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‎也許她正好需要嘴對嘴人工呼吸

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‎好，就這麼辦

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‎我要去咖啡廳親男生

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‎好，霍爾吉田先生

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‎你有列出要申請的大學嗎？

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‎華納老師呢？

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‎我們的大學輔導員在痛苦分手後

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‎去走太平洋屋脊步道

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‎所以由我暫代職務

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‎因為我絕對有時間多兼一份差

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‎好

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‎這些是我的優先選擇

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‎寫得不錯，有安全名單也有目標名單

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‎有的機率不高

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‎可是我的分數現在不錯了

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‎大學比較喜歡五育均衡的學生

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‎除了分數以外，因為你不游泳了

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‎所以沒有課外活動

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‎川特和我要組啤酒乒乓球隊

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‎妳說犯法

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‎我還是不准，你能加入什麼社團嗎？

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‎我不…社團是給呆子參加的

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‎社區服務呢？

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‎先說好，你要是說社區服務
‎是呆子做的，代表你是壞人

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‎好吧，妳要我做什麼？

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‎淨灘還是唱歌給老人聽？

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‎為了節省時間，從學校開始吧

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‎戲劇社今晚舉辦慈善咖啡廳活動

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‎要不要當志工？

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‎好吧

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‎那我要做什麼？
‎跟戲劇社的學生講話？

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‎好，媽再見，我要趕去做慈善…

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‎穿得跟流鶯一樣？不行…不准走

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‎穿上這個

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‎這是奶奶的大賣場毛衣耶

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‎口袋裡塞滿用過的試喝塑膠杯

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‎妳今晚要搬出去？

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‎我們才剛剛開始和睦相處耶

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‎我一直都對妳很好

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‎所以我才更難過

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‎過來

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‎好，妳多給我一把鑰匙，讓我去看妳

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‎還有趁妳上班時邀我朋友過去

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‎念書啦

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‎想念書可以在這個漂亮的家裡念

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‎我辛苦一輩子就是為了養妳

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‎好啦，拜託，老媽

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‎我會想妳的，卡梅拉，再見

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‎卡梅拉，拜託，根本沒這個必要

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‎妳外婆…她很固執，但久了就會軟化

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‎妳沒發現過了20年後
‎她總算經常正眼看我了？

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‎我瞭解，但我得
‎自己想清楚馬尼許的事

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‎妳可以在這裡想啊

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‎只要偷偷約會，等妳外婆死掉為止

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‎可能也要不了多久，她媽媽只活了…

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‎對喔，她媽媽還活著，104歲了

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‎我知道我一開始是為了外婆才搬家

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‎但我現在其實很想自己住

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‎如果我勸不動妳

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‎至少讓我幫妳搬吧

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‎迪薇抵達艾莉諾的咖啡廳時

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‎已經非常清楚要完成什麼任務

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‎她必須找到帥哥，然後用力親下去

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‎當然對方也要願意

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‎靠，學生休息室看起來好浪漫

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‎厲害吧？

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‎靈感來自我做過的《歌劇魅影》春夢

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‎所以親嘴這件事要怎麼做？

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‎總不能看到人就說
‎“好棒的唇形，我可以親嗎？”

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‎慢著，可以嗎？那樣行嗎？

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‎自然一點就好

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‎但妳還要順便當服務生

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‎-什麼？
‎-對不起

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‎我們在分配工作時

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‎所有戲劇社社員都只想表演

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‎所以我只好請朋友在這裡工作

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‎好吧

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‎謝謝

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‎喂，你們要點些什麼嗎？

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‎我光是看著你們
‎就會渴到很想喝一大杯水

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‎天啊，迪薇，妳好悲哀

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‎我們今晚慈善募款是為了妳嗎？

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‎搞什麼？故意跟我的老二作對

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‎-妳是女人哪有…
‎-好啦，跟我的老妹作對

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‎沒聽過這種說法

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‎除了讓自己丟臉外，妳到底在幹嘛？

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‎如果你真的想知道

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‎艾莉諾說我必須跟別人接吻
‎才能讓我的“桃花運”旺一點

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‎對啊，妳很久沒接吻了吧？

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‎你好意思講

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‎自從阿妮莎甩了你，你親過多少人？

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‎你爸不算

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‎我是很久沒跟人親熱

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‎但那是自願的，不像妳是被逼的

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‎我保證今晚會親到人，但你不會

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‎迪薇，可愛、天真又愚蠢的迪薇

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‎妳的嘴巴只會開空頭支票

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‎但是我的寶貝可是開銀行的

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‎-你最壞
‎-對，男人不壞，女人不愛

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‎對，這句話接得好

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‎-飲料來了
‎-謝謝

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‎派克斯頓？你跑來幹嘛？

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‎我跟譚艾迪說過我不想改變造型了

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‎什麼？沒有，我來當志工

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‎艾莉諾說我應該到後面幫忙…

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‎廚房的事

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‎這樣啊，好

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‎有人點咖啡時，要倒進杯子

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‎有人點餅乾時，就從這個盒子裡拿

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‎這份工作好像不用兩個人做

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‎那我就在這裡放空了

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‎謝謝

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‎喂，可以倒兩杯咖啡給我那桌嗎？

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‎馬上來

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‎當服務生怎麼樣？

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‎很好啊

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‎-倒咖啡怎麼樣？
‎-很好

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‎好，嗯

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‎待會兒見

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‎再見

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‎妳們在交往嗎？

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‎什麼？

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‎沒有

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‎當然沒有，你竟然說這種話

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‎好，大概我搞錯了

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‎你搞錯了，因為阿妮莎跟我只是朋友

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‎好吧

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‎我只是好奇喔

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‎你為什麼覺得我們在交往？

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‎我不知道，感覺妳們互有好感

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‎真的？她對我也有好感嗎？

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‎現在是怎樣？

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‎好，阿妮莎跟我接吻過

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‎這是幾百年前的事，可是不准說出去

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‎我要跟誰說？

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‎我完全不認識想知道這種八卦的人

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‎我還沒告訴迪薇或艾莉諾

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00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,303
‎因為我不想害阿妮莎出櫃

205
00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,263
‎或者讓我們這群朋友尷尬

206
00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,933
‎但你是第一個察覺到的人，你說呢？

207
00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:19,351
‎妳們為什麼沒再接吻？

208
00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:22,646
‎我不知道，我們一天到晚在一起

209
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,982
‎所以我們兩人的關係怪異又緊繃

210
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,192
‎但是我們兩個都沒跨出第一步

211
00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,986
‎那就跨出第一步啊

212
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,947
‎我真的不知道該怎麼做

213
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:34,700
‎我知道

214
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,294
‎好，阿迪，挑到受害者了沒？

215
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,631
‎我相中三號桌穿法蘭絨和牛仔衣的人

216
00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:53,218
‎戴米安和盧卡斯？他們是一對男朋友

217
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,056
‎第三個呢？他看起來是異性戀

218
00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,515
‎他披著羽毛圍巾

219
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,768
‎我沒看到

220
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,436
‎阿迪，我幫妳節省時間吧

221
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,439
‎戲劇社活動大部分的男生
‎都是被女朋友拉來

222
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,149
‎不然就是來找男朋友

223
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,818
‎我看唯一的例外就是那位亞歷杭卓

224
00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:16,075
‎可惡

225
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,284
‎如果妳想認輸

226
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,787
‎乾脆直接說我贏了，省得妳繼續丟臉

227
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,456
‎你沒贏，你跟我一樣遜

228
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,458
‎那是因為我還沒開始發功

229
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,418
‎戲劇社對妳來說選擇不多

230
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,754
‎對我來說可是遍地機會

231
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,048
‎戲劇系女生最好色了

232
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,801
‎妳看她們，整桌的妹都穿馬甲

233
00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,805
‎想要勾引她們，只要戴上帽兜

234
00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:38,931
‎一副可憐相就好

235
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,142
‎好了吧？別把我們女人看得這麼笨

236
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,479
‎妳是小班吧？你好像受到什麼委屈

237
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:49,441
‎想聊天的話，我跟朋友
‎都在那裡練習英國口音

238
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,030
‎天啊，好吧，你贏了

239
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,157
‎過去那邊親個夠吧

240
00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,493
‎不用了，我會等

241
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,328
‎我要好好選擇

242
00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,539
‎就像第一件作品一定不成熟

243
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,374
‎有夠臭屁

244
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,792
‎好爛喔

245
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,420
‎今晚應該是我回歸“射交圈”的起點

246
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:13,132
‎但是如果找不到人親
‎要怎麼打破魔咒…

247
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:22,224
‎你現在目睹的現象其實非常普遍

248
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,227
‎幾乎每個少女都碰過

249
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,105
‎原本毫不起眼的呆子

250
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,818
‎一拿起吉他
‎就突然變成全世界最性感的男人

251
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,988
‎科學家說這個叫紅髮艾德作用

252
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,781
‎目前無藥可醫

253
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,116
‎我知道要親誰了

254
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:45,372
‎卡梅拉，妳看看這個地方
‎裝潢毫無個性、單調乏味

255
00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:49,293
‎我本來想找風格有點別緻
‎又多樣的地方，就像王牌飯店

256
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,337
‎但要找已經有家具的就只有這間

257
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,089
‎妳知道還有哪間有家具嗎？

258
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:56,008
‎我家，而且任妳免費住

259
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,385
‎-舅媽
‎-怎樣啦？

260
00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:00,554
‎妳有看過浴室嗎？

261
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,848
‎裡面有地毯，真的很不衛生

262
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,350
‎如果這間最爛的地方是地毯

263
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:06,477
‎那我可以接受

264
00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:09,688
‎妳們是新來的嗎？我叫凱莉

265
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:10,898
‎住隔壁

266
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,777
‎妳好，我叫卡梅拉
‎很高興能當妳的鄰居

267
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,821
‎也許我偶爾會過去跟你們借點糖

268
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,574
‎我不能吃碳水化合物
‎妳是她的媽媽經紀人嗎？

269
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:24,953
‎那是什麼？這裡怎麼這麼多小朋友？

270
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,373
‎住“松林居”的人要不是想成名的童星

271
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:32,044
‎要不就是辭掉工作
‎改讓小孩養家的爸媽

272
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,962
‎媽，妳的口氣不像警察

273
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:37,216
‎妳一點忙都幫不上
‎叫我怎麼通過這次試鏡？

274
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,759
‎她是西西莉亞

275
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,054
‎非常有天分，可是她媽媽有時超白痴

276
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,515
‎好了，各位小朋友，感激不盡

277
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,518
‎回去找爸媽，或是你們的法定監護人

278
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,435
‎走吧

279
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,729
‎感激不盡，謝謝妳們上門

280
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,858
‎妳不能住這裡

281
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,700
‎嗨，你彈得真好，亞歷杭卓

282
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,828
‎我最懂，因為我彈豎琴

283
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,247
‎哇，豎琴非常難彈

284
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:13,669
‎沒錯，我想應該讓你知道我願意彈

285
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:17,339
‎我看她這樣好尷尬
‎可是好像對他有效

286
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,348
‎喂，想跟我散步嗎？

287
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,309
‎臣妾願意，葛羅斯先生

288
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,436
‎好

289
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,942
‎好，妳會怎麼邀她去約會？

290
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,610
‎示範一下妳要怎麼開口

291
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,112
‎是…好

292
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,159
‎阿妮莎，妳要跟我一起去餐廳嗎？

293
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:52,624
‎我們也可以把朋友都邀來，隨便妳

294
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,335
‎-好
‎-很爛嗎？

295
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,253
‎對

296
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,255
‎因為我提到要邀請朋友嗎？

297
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,424
‎不是，妳講的內容不重要

298
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,718
‎重點是妳講的方式

299
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,095
‎看好了

300
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,016
‎嗨，阿妮莎

301
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,228
‎妳要跟我一起去餐廳嗎？

302
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,815
‎我們也可以把朋友都邀來

303
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,737
‎隨…便…妳

304
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:26,533
‎天啊，我不喜歡男人
‎結果連我都心動了

305
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,453
‎我知道，要多用眼神接觸

306
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,496
‎菲比真的好幸運

307
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,540
‎你都這樣跟她講話嗎？

308
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:39,755
‎對啊，我們其實不太講話，大多是…

309
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,132
‎妳知道的，不過…

310
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:43,800
‎也許吧？

311
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,430
‎抱歉，這樣好像
‎把我們的關係講得很差

312
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,514
‎其實沒有

313
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,267
‎這正好是我現在要的關係

314
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,519
‎有個不必跟她講話的女友？

315
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:56,396
‎不是，我們會講話

316
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,481
‎我只是說

317
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,566
‎那種單純的感覺

318
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,611
‎我知道她是妳的好朋友

319
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:07,032
‎可是迪薇真的很複雜

320
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,700
‎一點也沒錯

321
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,286
‎跟她在一起老是讓人腦袋打結

322
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,914
‎我覺得這是高中的最後一年

323
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,833
‎希望談戀愛能簡單、好玩

324
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,544
‎不必成天都要傷透腦筋

325
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,298
‎那我希望菲比正是你要找的女孩子

326
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,383
‎她是啊

327
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,300
‎那就好

328
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:27,886
‎謝謝你的建議

329
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,807
‎但我得說，你的把妹能力嚇到我了

330
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,605
‎可惜我外甥女沒辦法住這間公寓

331
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:39,815
‎請把押金還給她

332
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,068
‎我們馬上走人
‎你可以把這間漂亮的房間

333
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,530
‎租給其他有天分的小朋友

334
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,781
‎妳為什麼要走？

335
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,201
‎選角主管下週會來
‎找《少年謝爾頓》影集的新惡霸

336
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,954
‎先生，我不是童星

337
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:54,997
‎我是大人

338
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,083
‎松林居也有很多A片演員，好嗎？

339
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,336
‎不過如果要在房裡拍片，請鋪防水布

340
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,295
‎天啊

341
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,257
‎她不住，請把文件拿來，讓我們離開

342
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,135
‎好，妳可以解約，但是…

343
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:09,803
‎我不還妳押金

344
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:13,598
‎不行，我給你第一個月
‎最後一個月和中間三個月房租

345
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,891
‎我就這麼多錢

346
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,101
‎妳就這麼多錢？

347
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,270
‎那妳應該考慮演A片

348
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,151
‎啊，妳剛剛咬我舌頭嗎？

349
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:28,739
‎對，我這個人有點怪，怕了嗎？

350
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,323
‎我是真的會怕

351
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,909
‎史黛拉，接下來換妳

352
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,787
‎我的藝術使命在呼喚了

353
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,540
‎也許下次相見，我可以咬別的地方

354
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,126
‎謝謝再聯絡

355
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,881
‎正式聲明，我不喜歡那一套

356
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,467
‎我沒有批評的意思，隨便你

357
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,970
‎等等，阿妮莎，我知道我們很久沒聊

358
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,307
‎因為這樣而開始聊也很怪，不過

359
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:56,933
‎我要向妳道歉

360
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,936
‎法碧歐拉說我們交往時
‎我對妳真的很爛…

361
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,480
‎法碧歐拉跟你說這個？

362
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,566
‎對，在她害我吐以後，那件事別管

363
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,027
‎反正我真的很抱歉

364
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,237
‎謝謝你道歉

365
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:13,158
‎說這句話一定很痛苦
‎畢竟你的舌頭被人咬爛

366
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,661
‎你跟史黛拉是認真的嗎？

367
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:17,788
‎結婚進行曲響了嗎？

368
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,581
‎我覺得沒有可能

369
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,460
‎而且她跟夜晚已經有很穩定的關係了

370
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,837
‎那妳呢？有跟誰交往嗎？

371
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,172
‎沒有

372
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,051
‎可能有個人

373
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,552
‎真的？誰啊？

374
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,929
‎只是個朋友

375
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,098
‎我真的很喜歡你的歌，真好聽

376
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,307
‎謝謝

377
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,558
‎我給妳一點建議

378
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,769
‎不要愛上朋友

379
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,646
‎就算當時覺得這樣很好

380
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,148
‎到最後也只會害慘自己

381
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:52,656
‎小班，你沒有
‎給我感情建議的立場，好嗎？

382
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,032
‎好吧，我只是想幫忙

383
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,660
‎你有幫啊，你是我的負面教材

384
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,126
‎迪薇偷偷跟她的情歌聖手溜走

385
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,003
‎現在只剩下一件事要做了

386
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,297
‎今晚很特別，對不對？

387
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,217
‎可能是蘇門答臘深焙咖啡的味道

388
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,718
‎或者只是一股激情

389
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,512
‎我可以吻妳嗎？

390
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,347
‎我很樂意

391
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,858
‎靠，燈一亮真的讓她醒了

392
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,192
‎好，夠了

393
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,279
‎所有人停止親熱，咖啡廳要關了

394
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,365
‎這是學校，不是紅燈區

395
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,453
‎我對這個組合一點也不感到奇怪

396
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,833
‎妳想當我的女朋友嗎？

397
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,544
‎先說清楚，我不相信一夫一妻制

398
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,381
‎而且我在虛擬世界
‎已經跟好幾個虛擬角色正式交往

399
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,093
‎亞歷杭卓，別用深情枷鎖

400
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,429
‎破壞今晚的浪漫氣氛

401
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,765
‎該走了，你們這些小變態

402
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,726
‎別逼我打開消防灑水器

403
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,147
‎派克斯頓，第一次社區服務怎麼樣？

404
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,481
‎希望不是你的最後一次

405
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,525
‎以後還會有機會

406
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:13,278
‎-要跟我一起出去嗎？
‎-好啊

407
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,988
‎助人為快樂之本

408
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,781
‎太好了

409
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,910
‎很高興今晚至少有一個學生開拓視野

410
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,078
‎而不是淪為學校支持的雜交趴

411
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,791
‎你們都躲在化學實驗室亂搞？

412
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,710
‎拜託，真的太噁了

413
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,883
‎今晚愉快嗎？

414
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,052
‎其實挺開心的

415
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,094
‎看來是如此

416
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,389
‎每次都看到妳跟不同男生在一起

417
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,225
‎妳現在是花蝴蝶了？

418
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:47,187
‎沒錯，你擔心我會搶了你的鋒頭？

419
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,231
‎有一點

420
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,610
‎很抱歉，上次我們講話時

421
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,030
‎我以為妳會因為我跟菲比交往而在意

422
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,783
‎看來妳早就大步向前邁進了

423
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,620
‎等一下，真的很對不起

424
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,288
‎你叫什麼名字來著？派拉稀？

425
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,748
‎可惡，好冷酷的女人

426
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,626
‎好吧，改天見，絕情女

427
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:15,674
‎就這樣，迪薇確定
‎自己的桃花運總算轉了

428
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,635
‎我被困在這裡了

429
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,263
‎我不能損失那筆錢，我真白痴

430
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,389
‎妳不是白痴

431
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,849
‎我只是想證明我可以獨立

432
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,811
‎現在卻得住這間恐怖的好萊塢孤兒院

433
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,145
‎也許外婆說得對

434
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,398
‎我沒辦法幫自己做決定

435
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,692
‎-要是我也看錯馬尼許了呢？
‎-卡梅拉

436
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:37,070
‎妳是聰明的年輕女性

437
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,531
‎絕對能幫自己做決定

438
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,158
‎是啦，這間公寓並不夠完美

439
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,452
‎妳的鄰居也很像恐怖片裡的小孩

440
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,706
‎我覺得他們確實就是恐怖片裡的小孩

441
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,626
‎但是妳說得沒錯，妳必須自立

442
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,963
‎我跟妳說過穆罕和我
‎住的第一間公寓嗎？

443
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,674
‎廁所在冰箱旁邊

444
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,843
‎樓上“鄰居”是210號高速公路

445
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:04,431
‎難怪妳要超大聲的鬧鐘才起得來

446
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,725
‎妳可以的

447
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,893
‎妳是說住在這裡？

448
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,521
‎我覺得搬出來對妳有好處

449
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,025
‎至少以後可以
‎跟小孩講這件趣事，而且…

450
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,864
‎妳如果需要喘口氣
‎隨時都可以回家吃飯

451
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,702
‎如果妳們有興趣
‎西西莉亞偷她媽媽的一罐啤酒

452
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,204
‎我們要跟住5C的男子團體
‎一起在浴缸裡偷喝

453
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,041
‎我今晚可以回家吃飯嗎？

454
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,168
‎可以，妳應該回去

455
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,720
‎阿妮莎，我要跟妳講一件事

456
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,432
‎我們要交往嗎？

457
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,809
‎我們喜歡對方吧？

458
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,979
‎我們應該可以不只是朋友吧？

459
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,858
‎好啊，我很想

460
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:57,776
‎真的？

461
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:01,613
‎太好了

462
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,370
‎哇，眼神接觸真有用

463
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,167
‎妳覺得我現在沒那麼隱形了嗎？

464
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,962
‎不會吧，妳親了別人？誰？

465
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,130
‎這不重要

466
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,966
‎重要的是我現在變回有“搞”頭的人

467
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:22,884
‎嘴對嘴

468
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:26,554
‎天啊，今晚太神奇了

469
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,641
‎也許妳跟妳的神秘嘉賓溜走了

470
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:33,436
‎但妳有發現多少女生
‎想討好亞歷杭卓嗎？

471
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,273
‎他唱歌真的很好聽
‎但我真的希望沒人跟他親親

472
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,943
‎因為他得了超嚴重的感冒

473
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,820
‎整天嘴巴裡都一堆痰

474
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,365
‎喂

475
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:49,536
‎順利嗎？

476
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:50,453
‎挺順利的

477
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,373
‎你眼前的人今晚有接吻經驗了

478
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,583
‎我也是啊

479
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,545
‎迪薇，妳好像有點嫉妒了

480
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,298
‎-是戲劇社的女生？
‎-對

481
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:06,261
‎你看看我們，玩親親還記戰績

482
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,721
‎對啊，大概吧

483
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,183
‎好，我該走了，再見，小班

484
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,351
‎再見，迪薇

485
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,700
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