1 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:14,098 If my mom knew I was out on a weekday, 2 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,349 she'd ground me till summer. 3 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,268 -Your mom scares me. 4 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,562 That's why I didn't tell my mom where I'm going today. 5 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:22,899 Good, because I am definitely not allowed to be on a date right now. 6 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,318 Which this is, right? 7 00:00:25,401 --> 00:00:27,570 -Yeah, obviously. 8 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:30,406 Okay, on three, say where your mom thinks you are right now. 9 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:31,783 One, two, three… 10 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:32,909 Debate practice. 11 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:36,162 -Whoa! You do debate too? -Only since the first grade. 12 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,748 Huh. Then I guess you and I have a little showdown coming up 13 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,416 at the Valley Regional Debate Tournament. 14 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,544 2V2 public forum. I look forward to cross-firing you. 15 00:00:43,628 --> 00:00:45,004 Oh, snap! 16 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:47,882 That was the hottest thing a guy had ever said to Devi. 17 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:51,928 And yet, there was one little thing that was still bothering her. 18 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:54,138 Hey, so can I ask you a question? 19 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:56,682 Why did you ghost me? 20 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,977 Look, I'm sorry. That was shitty of me. 21 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:02,772 But after that party, I kinda started to wonder 22 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:05,983 if I should really be hitting on a girl who was just crying over another guy. 23 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,027 Uh, I was only crying for, like, six minutes. 24 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,822 -But I see your point. 25 00:01:11,531 --> 00:01:13,950 You should know though, I'm over Paxton. 26 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:16,244 I actually like someone else. 27 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:24,418 -It's me, right? -Yeah. 28 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:34,470 Good morning, you beautiful bitches. 29 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:36,347 Wow, someone's in a chipper mood. 30 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:40,601 Yes, I am because a talent agent just emailed me about auditioning for her. 31 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:42,436 -Congrats! -That's awesome! 32 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,231 Thanks! Seems like the commercials I did really showcased my craft. 33 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,859 Do you need some privacy on your Jolly Roger? 34 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:50,570 Set your sails for Captain Joe's Blinds. 35 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:52,780 Thar she blinds! 36 00:01:52,864 --> 00:01:53,948 All sales are final. 37 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,658 Can anyone help me tape it this weekend? 38 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,994 Sorry, El. Devi and I have our debate tournament. 39 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,204 Mmm. That's okay. I'll have Trent do it. 40 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,456 Wait. So, Devi, are you excited 41 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:04,542 to go up against Des at the tournament this weekend? 42 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,002 That's kind of spicy, huh? 43 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:07,962 I know, right? We're gonna go at it. 44 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,380 And then, we're gonna go at it, 45 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,257 for a couple of minutes until our moms pick us up. 46 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,675 Do they suspect anything yet? 47 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,261 Nope. That's the best part of our moms being friends. 48 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:17,722 We've been hanging out for weeks, and they don't have a clue. 49 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:21,893 Ugh! There's nothing sexier than a secret liaison dangereux. 50 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:26,397 Little did they know, there was another liaison dangereux in their midst, 51 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,983 who were finally ready to go publique. 52 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,485 There is something that Aneesa and I would like to announce. 53 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,321 We are together. 54 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:36,741 What? How? When? Why? Well, I know why. You guys are both hot. 55 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,660 Well, we kinda kissed a while ago. 56 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:40,786 You did? 57 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,413 Yeah. We both had crushes in secret, 58 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,498 but decided to make it official at the coffeehouse. 59 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:46,417 Holy crap, you guys. This is so exciting. 60 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,129 -Ah! 61 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:55,092 -Hey, so what should we do tonight? -I don't know. Hook up in your garage? 62 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:58,221 Yeah, but we always do that. Don't you get bored doing the same thing? 63 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:00,389 I mean, what if we mix it up a little? 64 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:02,683 Like, what if we went to an art gallery or something? 65 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:03,976 Would we get drunk before? 66 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:06,312 Oh my God, that's such a good idea. 67 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,273 Never mind. Let's just meet at my place. 68 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:12,485 You should write movies, Paxton. You're, like, so hilarious. 69 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,618 Look at us, we're offish. 70 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,662 Yo, Sherman Oaks, hot couple alert. 71 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:26,165 I know. Watch out, school, Aneeola is here. 72 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,085 Hmm. That sounds like a body part. 73 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:30,711 What about Fabees? 74 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,880 No, that sounds like Febreze. 75 00:03:32,964 --> 00:03:34,966 How about just Fabiola and Aneesa? 76 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:37,635 -Oh. 77 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:41,430 -Um, were you going for a hug or a kiss? -I don't know. What were you doing? 78 00:03:41,514 --> 00:03:44,725 Like, are we PDA people or not? Or like what's our goodbye ritual? 79 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:47,687 -You know what, let's not overthink this. -Yeah. 80 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:49,021 Uh-- 81 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,402 -I'll see you later! -Yep. Yep. Sorry. 82 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,780 Des, Devi! Dinner in five! 83 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,534 Hmm? Hey! Are you nuts? 84 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:02,910 What if our moms catch us? 85 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:04,996 How are we supposed to make out if we're decapitated? 86 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,956 -Maybe they'll bury our heads together? 87 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:11,419 "Easy practice sesh at Sherman Oaks High"? 88 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:15,131 Hey, are you calling our debate tournament an easy practice sesh? 89 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,675 Oh. Um, sorry. That's just how they put it on the team calendar. 90 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,469 Wait, so you guys think you're gonna just show up and destroy us 91 00:04:20,553 --> 00:04:22,847 because you're from a fancy private school? 92 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,851 No. I mean, do we think we have a good chance at winning? 93 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,478 Yeah, but only because we always do. 94 00:04:29,562 --> 00:04:30,771 We've come close a few times. 95 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,816 Well, that's because we usually send our freshmen to compete against you. 96 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,318 You do? Huh. 97 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:37,403 I guess that's why we've never met before 98 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,864 and why I thought everyone at your school was strangely small. 99 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,408 But this time, we're bringing our senior squad. 100 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,492 So you and I can hang out. 101 00:04:45,036 --> 00:04:46,203 Wait, are you mad? 102 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,955 I'm not trying to be insulting. 103 00:04:48,039 --> 00:04:49,999 It's just Hartman Hill is nationally ranked, 104 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,834 and we mostly compete against colleges. 105 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,712 So what? Our school's had four people audition for The Voice. 106 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,130 And only two of them are now dead. 107 00:04:56,756 --> 00:04:58,382 Look, we have an unfair advantage. 108 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,468 Our school just has more resources than yours. 109 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:03,846 The real problem is how underfunded the public school system is. 110 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,432 My school's doing just fine, thank you. 111 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,642 Look, I really didn't mean to offend you. 112 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,311 Uh-- Well, I'm not offended. 113 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,395 You should be offended 114 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,106 by how badly you're gonna get crushed at tomorrow's tournament. 115 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,901 Okay. I look forward to it. 116 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:17,860 Hmm. 117 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:21,030 Kamala, you're gonna love this. 118 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:24,241 It says sexy 'cause, you know. 119 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,785 There's my label maker 120 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:28,204 and what's left of my expensive label tape, 121 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,331 but yes, you are very sexy. 122 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:32,083 -Mmm. 123 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,209 What's all this gear? 124 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:36,128 You got tape. You got trash bags. What, you burying a body? 125 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:38,589 Am I dating a future true crime star? 126 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,966 No, I told my aunt that I would help organize 127 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,301 some of my grandmother's things. 128 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:45,012 Yesterday, a pile of her boxes from India toppled over 129 00:05:45,096 --> 00:05:47,139 and trapped her for like 12 hours. 130 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:50,935 Well, don't worry, she's fine. She said it was the best sleep she's had in years. 131 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,895 I'd ask you to come, but you know. 132 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,605 Yeah. Granny hates me. 133 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,815 I get it. No worries. 134 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,859 I have to judge a debate tournament at the school today anyways, 135 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:01,362 and those kids hate me slightly less. 136 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:04,156 Mmm, sounds like we both have thrilling Saturdays lined up. 137 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,741 Yeah, why are we so boring? 138 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:09,995 You know what? We should make up for it tomorrow with a little bit of… 139 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:15,751 And when I said that we were gonna destroy Hartman Hill, Des laughed. 140 00:06:15,835 --> 00:06:18,587 Ergo, he thinks he's gonna win. So we have to beat them. 141 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:21,257 Although, I'd rather you not entangle my academic pursuits 142 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,842 in whatever kink this is for you, 143 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:25,886 I'm gonna have to side with your Love Island-looking boyfriend on this one. 144 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,888 -Hartman Hill's gonna crush us. -What? 145 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:31,392 Yeah. I heard that their new coach is the computer that won Jeopardy. 146 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:33,185 Ben, since when do you just give up? 147 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:36,272 Look, I'm trying not to get so hung up on what other people are doing. 148 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:38,441 Whatever. We still have to try to beat them. 149 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:42,027 How? Hartman Hill has LexisNexis Premium. That means no commercials. 150 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,488 Yeah. The only periodical we have in our library 151 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,990 is a free neighborhood paper. 152 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,366 Sherman Oaks Tootler. 153 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:50,411 The one that always arrives soaked no matter what the weather is? 154 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:53,747 Yep. This one from December's headline is about a guy named Pete Flume 155 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:56,459 who put up so many Christmas lights, it blacked out his neighborhood. 156 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:57,668 Hard-hitting stuff. 157 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,589 Mr. Flume says, "It is my sacrosanct duty 158 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,799 to infuse my neighborhood with Christmas cheer." 159 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:07,970 "And yes, that starts with a 20-foot-tall, topless Mrs. Claus." 160 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,139 Mmm. That should help us in the debate. 161 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,809 Organized debate 162 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:18,939 can be traced all the way back to the bosom of democracy. 163 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:20,107 He said bosom. 164 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:22,109 There, philosophers and politicians 165 00:07:22,193 --> 00:07:25,070 would joust not with swords but with their tongues. 166 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,572 He said tongues. 167 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:32,369 And they would assemble for such debates atop a hill known as the Pnyx. 168 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,955 -He said-- -Okay, let's get this tournament going. 169 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:38,250 Teams, you can see your room assignments on the board. Good luck. 170 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:41,754 And, Eric, you're not even in debate. You should be in Saturday detention. Go. 171 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:49,011 So, looks like we're on opposite sides of the bracket. 172 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,722 I guess we'll have to wait till the finals to squash you ding-dongs. 173 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:55,142 It'd be awesome if you made the finals. We'll see how things go. 174 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,520 I'm telling you how it'll go. 175 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,438 Badly for you, goodly for me. 176 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:02,149 But we'll still make out later, right? 177 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,236 Stop trying to flirt with me. We're mortal enemies today. 178 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:08,572 -And yes, we can make out later. 179 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,909 Resolved, that performance-enhancing drugs should be allowed in sports. 180 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,620 Let's see what the human body can do, baby. 181 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:20,042 It's clear that two-day shipping is a very real threat to our society. 182 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:26,423 So for the sake of our children, we must do more vertical farming. 183 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,929 All right. Camera, ready. Action. 184 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,557 I'm Eleanor Wong, and I'm 5'5", 185 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,476 and I'll be doing Jennifer Lopez's speech from Hustlers. 186 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,436 -Cut. -What do you mean, "cut"? 187 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,854 I haven't even started. 188 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,023 Sorry, I just feel like it's missing something. 189 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:44,525 Yeah, the whole monologue. 190 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:47,278 No, that's not it. I'm worried it's not gonna pop, you know? 191 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,822 You need to be memorable if this agent is gonna sign you. 192 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,700 Is that why you brought a stripper pole? 193 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,827 She's not even stripping during the speech! 194 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:57,621 -I'm just trying to get levels. -Sorry I dragged you here. 195 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,998 Thought this would be more fun. 196 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:02,042 Oh, I'm having fun. I love watching people fight. 197 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:04,837 -I'm a big UFC fan. -Let me explain my vision, okay? 198 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,673 Babe, I'm just talking about some subtle ambiance. Let me show you. 199 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,883 Imagine doing your monologue, 200 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,303 ripping those lines straight out of your mouth hole. 201 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:15,764 And just as your speech climaxes super hard, 202 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,516 this happens. 203 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,644 Are you kidding me? 204 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,229 Oh shit. I'm so sorry! 205 00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:25,190 The guy behind Baskin-Robbins assured me these were the ones for pussies. 206 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:27,860 -Eleanor! Wait! 207 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,822 Oh shit. 208 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:37,870 And we have our finalists! Congrats to Sherman Oaks and Hartman Hill. 209 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,081 And to the other teams, 210 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:44,585 just remember there is no such thing as losing, only learning. 211 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:48,505 I've actually lost every competition I've ever entered. 212 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,840 Hey, David. 213 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,508 Don't be insufferable about this, 214 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,761 but you may have been right to think that we can win. 215 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,971 Yeah, I know, right? We've been on fire. 216 00:09:56,055 --> 00:09:58,515 I mean, aside from their beautifully tailored blazers, 217 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:01,018 what do they have that we don't? Absolutely no-- 218 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,897 A team of paralegals and a fancy-looking omniscient computer. 219 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:08,484 That's the computer that won Jeopardy. We're so screwed! 220 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,778 Okay, let's get to our final topic. 221 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:14,031 Is the privatization of outer space a just cause? 222 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,826 Sherman Oaks, you won the coin toss. Which side will you argue? 223 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,787 Aw, shit. Which one's easier? 224 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,164 Look at them, so comfortable. 225 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,249 Pits as dry as the Sahara. 226 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,877 Is this a trap? What do we do? 227 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,379 Uh, affirmative. 228 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,464 Hartman Hill, you will argue the negative. 229 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:35,594 Uh, unless the school burns down. Everybody out, single file. 230 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,347 Okay. Very quickly, but respect each other's bodies. 231 00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:42,059 Okay, I'm assuming this goes in the trash? 232 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,978 No, that's a definite keeper. -Mami, you got to get rid of some things. 233 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,606 You've only lived here a year and have more things than Devi and I. 234 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,901 I can't help that I have an eye for incredible treasures. 235 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,986 Like this bag of wrapping paper scraps? 236 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:56,031 That's the perfect shape if I wanted to give someone a straw as a gift. 237 00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:58,033 Kamala, you should take your grandmother inside, 238 00:10:58,117 --> 00:10:59,660 and put away things from the keep pile. 239 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,121 Rhyah and I will stay out here and continue sorting. 240 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,789 Okay. Come, Pati. 241 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,041 Okay. 242 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:09,211 Oh. What's this wheelchair? 243 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:13,215 Um, that was actually Devi's. 244 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,133 What? 245 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:15,759 What happened? 246 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,305 Oh, well, um… 247 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:23,225 When Mohan died, it was really hard on Devi, 248 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,395 and, um, this really wild thing happened 249 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:29,648 where she temporarily lost feeling in her legs. 250 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,443 Oh no! That must have been so scary. 251 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,986 Hmm, yeah, it was terrifying. 252 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:37,865 Last couple of years have been a bit of a roller-coaster ride for us. 253 00:11:38,449 --> 00:11:41,368 -You wanna talk about it? -I don't know. 254 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:46,415 You know, she's… she's just been angry, and she's acted out a lot. 255 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,126 And she even got suspended from school. 256 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,294 Oh God. 257 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,464 Yeah, but she's doing so much better. 258 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,467 I'm sorry you've had such struggles, Nalini. 259 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,177 I can't imagine how hard it's been. 260 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,387 Thank you. 261 00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:02,806 And Des has just always been so easy. 262 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:07,311 I need to remember to feel gratitude about that. 263 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,229 Thank you. 264 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,153 Ugh! I can't believe my boyfriend is an arsonist. 265 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,781 This is actually good. We needed a beat anyway. 266 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,784 There is no way Hartman Hill's allowed to have paralegals, right? 267 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:25,037 I mean, there's nothing in the rule book against it. So it's technically legal. 268 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,916 Hey, congrats on getting to the finals, killer! 269 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,418 My team went on a matcha run. Can I grab you something? 270 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,128 Hartman Hill is getting matcha. 271 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,339 They're so relaxed, they need an energy boost? 272 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,840 And he called you "killer." 273 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,009 It's what my grandmother's kickboxing coach calls her, 274 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,511 and she does the class seated. 275 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,222 Devi knew that Des was trying to be nice, 276 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,517 but it was infuriating how unthreatened he was. 277 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,269 The only thing separating his team from hers was money, 278 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,065 which paid for professionals to do all their research, 279 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:56,985 research that was sitting in the school completely unguarded. 280 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:59,154 No, Devi, that's cheating. 281 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,491 But then again, weren't they kind of cheating? 282 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:06,995 This was an unfair playing field, and perhaps it was time to level it. 283 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:11,208 -Man, she is going off. You okay? 284 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,545 No, I'm not okay. I'm thriving. 285 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,339 What? But you guys are in a fight. 286 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,132 Nah, that's just what El and I do. 287 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,718 We rile each other up, and then we love each other down. 288 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,471 If you tried to dick tap me right now, you'd probably break your hand. 289 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:25,514 Okay. 290 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,016 Honestly, being in a relationship this passionate, 291 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,310 it's like the best high I've ever had. 292 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:33,021 And I've been struck by lightning. 293 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:35,232 I don't know, man, seems like a lot. 294 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,358 Oh, you do you. 295 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:40,612 Now, if you'll excuse me, Daddy's gotta go get scolded. 296 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,219 Hey! Devi, what are you doing in here? 297 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,431 Oh, um, I was just, uh… 298 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,267 seeing if any students needed to be saved from the fire. 299 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,061 Nope. All good. 300 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,646 Let's debate, bro. 301 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,236 Aneesa, what are you doing here? 302 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,906 I'm here to be a good girlfriend. Look, I made you a sign. 303 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,491 Oh. Thank you. 304 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:30,037 No, no, I hold it. This is what girlfriends do at football games. 305 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:30,996 Oh. 306 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,456 So when do you go out there? 307 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,207 I don't. I'm just an alternate. 308 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,543 So I sit here unless someone calls out sick. 309 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,254 Oh. Okay. 310 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,507 Cool. Guess I'll just sit over here then. 311 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,801 Well, I definitely didn't move it. 312 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,094 Hey, we're missing a binder. 313 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:49,306 Uh, I didn't touch it. It was probably the new paralegal. 314 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,642 I saw her order a Bloody Mary at breakfast. 315 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:58,523 Tell you what, I think that fire kind of ruined the flow of things. 316 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,610 So in the interest of keeping things fair, 317 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,696 I think Sherman Oaks and Hartman Hill should switch sides. 318 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,239 Uh-- Objection, Your Honor. 319 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,492 To what? To fairness, Devi? 320 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,410 Um, no. 321 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,329 That's what I thought. 322 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:13,872 Let's begin. 323 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,125 Okay, now here's a box that's a keeper. 324 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:20,879 Look at all these old photos and several rolling pins, 325 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,339 but mostly photos. 326 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,758 Oh, look there's you. 327 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,385 Oh, and Tata. 328 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,971 This is when we used to have ice cream Sundays, 329 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,598 which was when all we would eat on Sunday was ice cream. 330 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:32,808 I always got very sick. 331 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:36,937 I remember. I was the one who had to feed you clear rasam the next day. 332 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,691 Oh, I miss Tata. He was so much fun. 333 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,568 Yes, sometimes a little too fun. 334 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,320 I loved your grandfather, 335 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,990 but he was more of a dreamer than a doer. 336 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,159 How so? 337 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:55,747 He never liked any job that he had, so he frequently had no job at all. 338 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:59,084 And I had to make what little we did have stretch a long way. 339 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,253 Why do you think I save all this stuff? 340 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,338 Pati, I had no idea. 341 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:07,843 But it does give a whole new meaning to this shoebox filled with loose sporks. 342 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,138 Kanna, this is what scares me about Manish. 343 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,725 That you will have to be a parent to him, like I was to my husband. 344 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,019 I look at Manish with his high-top sneakers 345 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,104 and sparkly men's earrings, 346 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,689 and I don't see a grown-up. 347 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,899 I don't see someone who can make sacrifices 348 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,359 for you and your family. 349 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:28,613 Pati, I know you're trying to protect me. 350 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,615 But Manish is not Tata. 351 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:34,077 And one day, I hope he'll get to prove that to you. 352 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,915 And that's time. Let's move on to closing statements. 353 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,792 Hartman Hill, you're up first. 354 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,795 Our planet becomes less habitable by the day, 355 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,840 so private space exploration is imperative to human survival. 356 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,926 As a local venture capitalist stated in a recent LA Times op-ed, 357 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,887 "It is our sacrosanct duty…" 358 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,597 He said stank doodie. 359 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,640 Eric, go to detention! 360 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,976 Wait, Eric was right. 361 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,728 Not about the stank part. 362 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,022 Des did say "sacrosanct duty." 363 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,274 Why did that phrase sound so familiar? 364 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,777 "It is our sacrosanct duty as private companies 365 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,528 to ensure the future of our species." 366 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:11,406 "So those beautiful twinkling lights in the sky 367 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,992 can still represent hope." 368 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,952 -Thank you. 369 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,830 Sherman Oaks, you're up. 370 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,958 Before I begin, what was the name 371 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,835 of the venture capitalist who wrote that op-ed? 372 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,088 Oh, uh, yeah, Peter Flume. 373 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:29,091 -Hell yeah. I need the Tootler. -What? 374 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,550 The Sherman Oaks Tootler. 375 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,428 -I wrapped my sandwich in it. -Oh my God. 376 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,142 I'd like to introduce into evidence 377 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,062 the December 9th edition of the Sherman Oaks Tootler. 378 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,482 Turns out your boy is a resident of Sherman Oaks, 379 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,527 and his mansion's pervy Christmas display 380 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:52,864 was so big that it cut power to a local hospital. 381 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:58,620 My fellow humans, guys like this don't care about anyone else. 382 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:02,332 Privatization makes the world a crappier, more unjust place. 383 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:08,004 No matter if it's in space exploration or in education. 384 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,299 Let's go! 385 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,136 Okay. It's unanimous. 386 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,805 With that closing statement, Sherman Oaks is the winner. 387 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,515 -Yes! 388 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,935 -Way to go! 389 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,941 And, Ms. Vishwakumar, if you could just hang back for a second. 390 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,568 Mmm. 391 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:34,322 Amazing job, babe. You looked like you could have subbed in at any moment. 392 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:37,409 Well, I'm glad I didn't. I hate public speaking. 393 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,536 I don't know why I signed up for debate. 394 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,332 Oh! Ahh! My incisors. 395 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,751 Damn. What's going on with us? Why are we so awkward? 396 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,920 I don't know. I really like you. 397 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,463 I really like you too. 398 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:54,092 I think it's probably always weird when you go from friends to girlfriends. 399 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,469 But we'll get there. 400 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,347 Yeah, in… in no time, we're going to be PDAing so hard, 401 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,765 people will be like, "Get a room." 402 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:05,729 Congrats on the win. 403 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,524 Hey, look what I found in the trash. 404 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,819 Hartman Hill's missing binder. It's weird, huh? 405 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,905 Super weird. 406 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,032 Why'd they throw it away? 407 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,868 You know what, rich people just don't value property 408 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,077 the same way you and I do-- 409 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,079 Devi, stop it. I know you cheated. 410 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,333 And the sad thing is, you didn't even have to. 411 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:30,128 Uh-- I did it in the name of justice. Did you not see their paralegals? 412 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,504 I'm basically Jean Valjean. 413 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,757 Yeah, well, then I'm a better singing Russell Crowe 414 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,508 because now I gotta take you to prison, 415 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:39,221 aka your house, aka the place where everyone hates me already. 416 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:42,015 So this is just fantastic. Get your bag. Let's go. 417 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:49,856 So, what are your plans after graduation? 418 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,484 Oh, um, I hadn't really thought about it. 419 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,278 I bet there'll be, like, a graduation party that night, 420 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,655 so I'll probably go to that. 421 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,866 I meant, like, do you want to go to college-- 422 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,034 Quiet on set, people! 423 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,953 Eleanor and I have come to a compromise, 424 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,871 which is that we think Eleanor's way is best. 425 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:09,125 All right, babe. Lights, camera, cell phone. 426 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:14,256 I'm Eleanor Wong. I'm 5'5", and this is Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers. 427 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:15,924 Look, baby. 428 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,261 We gotta start thinking like these Wall Street guys. 429 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,096 You see what they did to this country? 430 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,515 They stole from everybody. 431 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,976 Hardworking people lost everything. 432 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,145 You ever think about when they come into the club? 433 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,438 That's stolen money. 434 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:31,898 Eff these guys. 435 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:36,987 Cut! 436 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,659 You killed it, babe! These agents are gonna sign the shit out of you. 437 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,036 And I can't believe you used my mom's stripper pole. 438 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,330 It was perfect. Thank you for pushing me. 439 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,374 You make me better. 440 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,542 You make me better. 441 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,594 -Hold on. -Seriously? 442 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,679 Oh boy. 443 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,516 Manish? What a pleasant surprise you did not clear with me beforehand. 444 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,394 Yeah. Hello, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. I'll just cut to the chase. 445 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,105 I caught Devi cheating in the debate tournament today. 446 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,524 I'm… I'm sorry. She did what? 447 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,067 Oh, that is serious. 448 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:20,739 It seems like it's a family moment. I'll just go back into the garage. 449 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,825 Devi, how could you? 450 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,494 So, what does this mean? Is she suspended again? 451 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,913 I decided not to inform the principal. 452 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,791 Seems like something you'd rather handle in-house. 453 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:33,585 Thank you, Manish. 454 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,463 -Up to your room. -Okay. 455 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:39,591 Couldn't you get into trouble for not reporting this? 456 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,010 Maybe, but I know how hard Devi works, 457 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:45,847 and I don't want to mess up her future because of one stupid mistake. 458 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,559 Anyway, sorry about all this, and I promise not to bother you again. 459 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,269 Wait, please come inside. 460 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,689 -Is this a trap? -Please do it before she changes her mind. 461 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,566 Okay. Whoa, you got a tight grip. 462 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,901 Pardon me. 463 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,444 Oh boy. Uh… 464 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,404 Manish, I owe you an apology. 465 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,408 I thought you were nothing more than an immature, bumbling hooligan. 466 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,203 -I mean, I'm a full-time teacher. -Anyway, I was wrong. 467 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:11,998 Despite what your haircut says about you, you are a grown-up. 468 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:15,502 You were tough on Devi today, but you also protected her. 469 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,420 That's what family does. 470 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,965 So I'm happy for Kamala to be with someone like you. 471 00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:25,720 Although, I would like you to learn something more about your culture. 472 00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,390 Perhaps I can be your tutor. Would you like that? 473 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,767 He would love that. Thank you, Pati. 474 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:31,935 Good. 475 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,979 Hey! Devi? Are you up there? 476 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,690 Yeah. Come in. 477 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,403 Hey, my mom asked me to bring takeout. 478 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,239 While they were fighting over spring rolls, I snuck upstairs. 479 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,366 Damn. Well played, dude. 480 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:49,202 If anyone deserves a "Damn. Well played, dude," it's you. 481 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,245 You clobbered us. 482 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,372 Technically, yes. 483 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,501 But I also may have cheated, but in a way that didn't even help us, 484 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,836 so you can't be that mad. 485 00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:59,170 Uh, you've lost me. 486 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,842 -I'm the reason your binder went missing. -Oh man. That was you? 487 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,927 Parker fired one of our paralegals for that. 488 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,388 I'm sorry, but how else are we supposed to compete 489 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:11,099 with your paralegals and the fricking Jeopardy computer? 490 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:16,312 Yikes. Look, I'm not psyched you stole our research, but frankly, 491 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,816 I don't blame you guys for trying to give yourselves an edge. That's what we do. 492 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,862 Like, for instance, we might take a normal desktop computer 493 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:27,449 and put a screen saver on it so it looks like the one from Jeopardy. 494 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:30,034 No! I asked that computer for an autograph. 495 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:32,537 Look, I'll be honest. 496 00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:35,248 -I'm intimidated by you. -Hmm? 497 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:39,043 I don't think I've ever dated someone as smart as me or maybe even smarter. 498 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:41,880 I think I like it. 499 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,299 Well, I like it too. 500 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:46,801 -Being smarter than you. 501 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:49,262 Devi, why am I hearing voices up there? 502 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,431 You better not be listening to a podcast! 503 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,850 Okay, you got to get out of here. 504 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,228 But maybe you could throw a spring roll up the stairs? 505 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,063 You got it.