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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎要是我媽知道我週末以外出來

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‎我一定禁足到暑假

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‎對啊，我超怕妳媽

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‎-所以我沒跟媽說今天去哪裡
‎-讚

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‎因為我現在絕對禁止約會

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‎這是約會吧？

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‎對啊，這麼明顯

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‎好，數到三
‎說出妳媽以為妳人在哪裡？

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‎一、二、三…

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‎辯論隊練習

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‎你也在辯論隊？

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‎從一年級就開始了好嗎

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‎那我們應該會在山谷區辯論大賽

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‎一決勝負了

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‎二比二公共論壇，期待與妳針鋒相對

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‎哇，從來沒人跟迪薇
‎講過這麼性感的話

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‎但還是有件小事讓她放不下

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‎我可以問你個問題嗎？

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‎你怎麼已讀不回？

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‎對不起，我真是太爛了

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‎可是那次慶生會後，我開始在想

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‎該不該追才剛為別的男人哭泣的女生

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‎我只哭了六分鐘耶

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‎不過我懂你意思

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‎你要知道我已經忘了派克斯頓

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‎我其實喜歡上別人了

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‎是我吧？

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‎對

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‎劇名：……作弊

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‎早安，各位漂亮的婊子

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‎哇，有人很開心喔

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‎沒錯

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‎因為有經紀公司傳郵件要我試鏡

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‎-恭喜
‎-太棒了

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‎謝謝，看來我拍的廣告有展現演技

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‎你的海盜船需要隱私嗎？

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‎趕快揚帆，航向喬伊船長窗簾店吧

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‎窗簾在那裡！

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‎貨物售出，概不退換

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‎誰這個週末能幫我錄？

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‎抱歉，迪薇跟我要參加辯論比賽

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‎沒關係，我叫川特錄吧

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‎慢著，迪薇

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‎妳這個週末要跟大森對決，興奮嗎？

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‎很刺激吧？

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‎沒錯吧？我們要唇槍舌劍

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‎然後偷偷“唇槍舌劍”

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‎趁媽媽來接之前幾分鐘

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‎她們有懷疑嗎？

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‎沒有，雙方媽媽是朋友就這個好處

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‎我們好幾個禮拜在一起，她們都不知

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‎危險地下情最性感了

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‎她們並不知道其中有另一對危險情人

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‎這對終於準備公開了

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‎阿妮莎跟我要宣布一件事情

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‎我們在一起了

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‎什麼？怎麼會？什麼時候？為什麼？

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‎我知道，妳們都很辣

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‎我們前陣子有親親

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‎真的？

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‎對，我們偷偷交往

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‎但是在咖啡廳活動時決定公開

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‎靠，妳們喔，好令人高興喔

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‎我們今晚要做什麼？

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‎不知道耶，到你家車庫親熱吧？

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‎好，可是每次都那樣，妳不會膩嗎？

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‎要不要做點別的？

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‎要不要去美術館什麼的？

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‎要先喝醉再去嗎？

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‎天啊，這個點子太讚了

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‎算了，就到我家見面吧

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‎你應該當編劇，派克斯頓

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‎你超級爆笑的

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‎妳看我們，正式公開了

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‎雪曼橡樹高中，辣妹情侶來了

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‎我知道，全校注意，阿妮歐拉到了

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‎聽起來好像在罵人

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‎那麼法碧莎呢？

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‎不行，聽起來像剉冰

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‎直接叫法碧歐拉和阿妮莎吧？

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‎妳是要抱抱還是親親？

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‎我不知道，妳呢？

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‎我們是曬恩愛的人嗎？

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‎我們的道別儀式呢？

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‎-這樣吧，不要想太多
‎-好

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‎-再見
‎-好

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‎抱歉

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‎大森、迪薇，5點吃晚餐

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‎喂，你瘋啦？

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‎要是被我們的媽媽抓到呢？

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‎頭被砍掉了要怎麼親親？

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‎也許她們會把我們的頭埋在一起？

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‎“雪曼橡樹高中輕鬆練習時間”？

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‎你把我們的辯論比賽
‎講成輕鬆練習時間？

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‎抱歉，那是他們在行事曆上的寫法

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‎慢著，你們覺得一定能打敗我們

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‎因為你們是貴族私校生？

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‎沒有啦，我們覺得獲勝機率高嗎？

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‎對，但那是因為我們百戰百勝

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‎我們有幾次差點贏

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‎那是因為我們通常都派高一跟你們比

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‎真的？

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‎難怪我們從來沒碰過

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‎難怪我以為你們學校的學生都很矮

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‎但我們這次派出高年級組
‎所以我們可以在一起

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‎妳生氣了嗎？

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‎我不是要侮辱你們

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‎但哈特曼希爾高中有全國排名

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‎我們通常都跟大學比賽

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‎那又怎樣？本校有四人
‎去《美國好聲音》試鏡過

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‎而且只有兩人現在死了

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‎我們有不公平的優勢

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‎畢竟我們學校資源比較多

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‎真正的問題是公立學校系統經費不足

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‎本校沒問題啦，謝謝

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‎我真的不是要惹妳生氣的

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‎我沒有生氣啊

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‎你才應該生氣

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‎因為你們明天比賽會一敗塗地

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‎好，我會拭目以待

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‎卡梅拉，妳一定喜歡

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‎上面寫“性感”，因為…妳知道的

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‎終於找到我的標籤機了
‎還有超貴的標籤帶

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‎不過沒錯，你很性感

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‎這些東西是幹嘛？

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‎有膠帶，有垃圾袋，妳要埋屍體嗎？

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‎我女友是未來的犯罪實錄明星嗎？

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‎沒有，我跟舅媽說
‎我會幫忙整理外婆的東西

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‎昨天印度寄來的整疊箱子倒在她身上

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‎困住她12個小時

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‎別擔心，她沒事

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‎她說她好幾年沒睡得這麼香過

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‎我很想邀你去，不過你懂的

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‎對，外婆恨死我了

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‎我懂，別擔心

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‎反正我今天要去學校擔任辯論賽評審

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‎那些學生比較沒那麼恨我

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‎看來我們的禮拜六都會很刺激

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‎對啊，我們怎麼這麼無聊？

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‎這樣吧，我們明天彌補一下，來點…

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‎（性）

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‎我說我們要打倒哈特曼希爾時

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‎大森笑出來

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‎也就是他覺得自己必勝
‎所以我們非打倒他們不可

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‎我希望妳不要把我的升學目標

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‎扯進妳的特殊癖好

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‎不過我同意妳那個夢幻男友的看法

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‎-哈特曼希爾絕對把我們打趴
‎-什麼？

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‎對，聽說他們的新教練
‎是在益智電視節目獲勝的電腦

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‎小班，你怎麼沒有鬥志？

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‎我不要因為別人的作風而焦慮

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‎隨便，我們還是得打敗他們

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‎怎麼打？哈特曼希爾高中
‎有付費版法律資料庫，沒廣告

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‎對，我們圖書館的期刊
‎只有免費社區報紙

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‎《雪曼橡樹嘟嘟報》

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‎不管天氣怎樣
‎每次送來都濕掉的報紙？

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‎對，這份12月某期的頭條
‎是有個叫彼得佛魯的人

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‎裝太多聖誕燈飾，造成整個社區跳電

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‎重磅報導

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‎佛魯先生說：“我的神聖使命

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‎是讓全社區沉浸在聖誕歡樂中

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‎就從6公尺高的露胸聖誕老婆婆開始”

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‎應該對辯論有幫助

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‎正式辯論

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‎可一路追溯到民主之母的胸懷中

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‎他提到胸部

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‎當時的哲學家和政治家

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‎並不揮舞刀劍，而是以口舌服人

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‎他提到舌頭

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‎他們舉辦這種辯論會的地方
‎是在一座叫“普尼克斯”的山上

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‎-他說…
‎-好，我們就開始比賽吧

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‎各隊能在告示板上
‎看到分配的教室，祝比賽順利

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‎艾瑞克，你根本就不在辯論隊
‎你該去週六留校察看室，去吧

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‎看來我們剛好在分組的對面

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‎我看得等到決賽
‎才能打敗你們這些呆瓜了

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‎你們能進決賽就偷笑了
‎就看實際狀況會怎樣吧

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‎我告訴你實際狀況會怎麼樣

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‎你會很慘，我會很夯

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‎我們比賽後還是會親親抱抱吧？

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‎別想撩我，我們今天是死敵

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‎對，還是會親親抱抱

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‎結論是體育界應該准許體能增強藥物

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‎看看人體極限能到哪裡吧，寶貝

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‎（第二輪：雪曼橡樹）

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‎顯然，兩天到貨會嚴重威脅美國社會

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‎（第三輪：哈特曼）

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‎為了子女的未來
‎我們必須提倡垂直農業

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‎（決賽：雪曼對哈特曼）

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‎好，攝影機預備，開拍

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‎我叫艾莉諾王，身高165公分

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‎要演出珍妮佛羅培茲
‎在《舞孃騙很大》裡的獨白

193
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‎-卡
‎-你“卡”什麼？

194
00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,854
‎我都還沒開始

195
00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,023
‎抱歉，我覺得缺了點什麼

196
00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:44,525
‎對，整段獨白

197
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‎並不是

198
00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:47,278
‎我覺得不夠勁爆

199
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,822
‎想讓經紀人簽下妳，就要讓她忘不了

200
00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,700
‎所以你才帶鋼管過來嗎？

201
00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,827
‎她講那段話時根本沒脫

202
00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:57,663
‎-我只是想要有層次
‎-抱歉把妳拖來這裡

203
00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:58,998
‎我覺得這個比較好玩

204
00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:02,042
‎我覺得很好玩啊，我喜歡看人吵架

205
00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,419
‎我超愛看終極格鬥賽

206
00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:04,837
‎我來解釋我的想法

207
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,673
‎寶貝，我是說微妙的氣氛，看我示範

208
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,925
‎想像妳在獨白時

209
00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:12,303
‎妳的嘴裡吐出這些句子

210
00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:15,764
‎就在妳講到最激昂的高潮時

211
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‎來這一招

212
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,644
‎你開什麼玩笑？

213
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,229
‎靠，我真的很抱歉

214
00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:25,190
‎冰淇淋店的人保證這個適合膽小鬼

215
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‎艾莉諾，等我！

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‎靠

217
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,784
‎晉級決賽隊伍出爐

218
00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:37,870
‎恭喜雪曼橡樹高中和哈特曼希爾高中

219
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‎至於其他隊伍

220
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‎請記住，沒有失敗這回事，只有學習

221
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:48,088
‎其實我每次參加比賽都會輸

222
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‎阿迪

223
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,508
‎妳不要又嘴賤了

224
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,761
‎不過妳可能說對了，我們可能贏

225
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,971
‎我就知道，對吧？我們超強的

226
00:09:56,055 --> 00:09:58,515
‎他們除了有訂做的帥氣外套

227
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:01,018
‎還有什麼是我們沒有的？絕對沒…

228
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,897
‎一群律師助理和超炫的強大電腦

229
00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,649
‎那是在電視節目拿獎金的電腦

230
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,484
‎我們真的完了

231
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,778
‎好，來看最後的題目

232
00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:14,031
‎外太空產業私有化有正當性嗎？

233
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,658
‎雪曼橡樹，你們丟硬幣贏了

234
00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,826
‎要選正方還是反方？

235
00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,787
‎靠，哪一方比較簡單？

236
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,164
‎你看他們悠哉的樣子

237
00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,249
‎完全不緊張流汗

238
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,877
‎這是陷阱嗎？我們怎麼辦？

239
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,379
‎正方

240
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,464
‎哈特曼希爾高中，你們是反方

241
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,426
‎不過學校失火了

242
00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:35,594
‎大家排成一排走出去

243
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,347
‎快點，但是尊重別人的身體

244
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,890
‎（電信公司免費試用光碟）

245
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,059
‎好，這箱應該要丟吧？

246
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,519
‎不對，這箱絕對要留

247
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:44,978
‎妳總得丟點東西

248
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,606
‎妳才在這裡住一年
‎東西就比迪薇跟我還多

249
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,901
‎誰叫我慧眼獨具，會找無價之寶？

250
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,986
‎像這整袋的剩餘包裝紙？

251
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:56,031
‎如果我要送人吸管，這個形狀正好

252
00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:59,660
‎卡梅拉，帶妳外婆進去
‎把保留物品那一堆的東西放好

253
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,121
‎萊雅和我繼續在這裡分類

254
00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,789
‎好，來吧，外婆

255
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,041
‎好

256
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,794
‎這個輪椅怎麼回事？

257
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,215
‎這其實是迪薇的

258
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,133
‎什麼？

259
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:15,759
‎怎麼了？

260
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,470
‎（迪薇的書）

261
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,388
‎這個嘛…

262
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:23,225
‎穆罕過世後，迪薇非常痛苦

263
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,395
‎結果發生一件很離奇的事

264
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:29,648
‎她的雙腿暫時失去知覺

265
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,443
‎天啊，一定非常嚇人

266
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,944
‎對啊，我嚇死了

267
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,865
‎我們這幾年的心情就像在洗三溫暖

268
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:38,782
‎（醬油包）

269
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:39,825
‎想講出來嗎？

270
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:41,618
‎不知道

271
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:46,415
‎她一直…好生氣，而且經常暴走

272
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,126
‎甚至還休學

273
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,294
‎天啊

274
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,464
‎對啊，可是她好很多了

275
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,467
‎娜莉妮，妳好辛苦，我真不捨

276
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,177
‎好難想像妳有多辛苦

277
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‎謝謝

278
00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:02,806
‎大森一直都很乖

279
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,311
‎我得記得自己要心懷感激

280
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,229
‎謝謝

281
00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:13,734
‎（洛杉磯消防隊）

282
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,153
‎我男朋友竟然是縱火犯

283
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,781
‎這樣反而好，我們需要休息

284
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,784
‎哈特曼希爾高中不能有律師助理吧？

285
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:25,037
‎規定沒禁止，所以嚴格說來不違規

286
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,500
‎恭喜妳晉級決賽，殺手

287
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,418
‎我隊友去買抹茶，要我買什麼？

288
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,128
‎哈特曼希爾隊去買抹茶

289
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,339
‎他們輕鬆到需要提振精神了？

290
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,423
‎他還叫妳“殺手”

291
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,009
‎我奶奶的踢拳教練就這麼叫她

292
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:39,927
‎她上課還坐著練

293
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,222
‎迪薇知道大森只是想體貼

294
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,517
‎但他一派輕鬆的樣子反而讓人火大

295
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,269
‎他們兩隊唯一的差距就是經費

296
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:53,065
‎有錢可以請專家做好研究

297
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:56,985
‎研究資料就在學校裡，完全沒人看守

298
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,154
‎不行，迪薇，這是作弊行為

299
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,074
‎不過說實話，他們也算作弊吧？

300
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,618
‎既然比賽起跑點不公平

301
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,995
‎也許現在該縮小差距了

302
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,208
‎她真的氣瘋了，你還好吧？

303
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,545
‎不能說還好，我是好極了

304
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,339
‎什麼？可是你們在吵架耶

305
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,132
‎不對，這是小艾和我的習慣

306
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,718
‎我們互相激怒對方
‎然後用愛撫平爭吵

307
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,471
‎你現在打我老二可能會手斷掉

308
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:25,514
‎好吧

309
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,016
‎其實像我們的關係這麼火熱

310
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,310
‎我畢生最嗨的時候也不過如此

311
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,271
‎而且我還被雷打過

312
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:35,232
‎我不知道耶，看來她很生氣

313
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,358
‎你不必管我了

314
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,612
‎現在請恕我失陪，爸爸要去挨罵了

315
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,879
‎（反方：第四輪，山谷區辯論大賽）

316
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,219
‎迪薇，妳怎麼在這裡？

317
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,680
‎我只是…

318
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,267
‎看看有沒有學生陷入火海，需要救援

319
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,061
‎沒有，大家都沒事

320
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,646
‎開始辯論吧，兄弟

321
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,236
‎阿妮莎，妳怎麼來了？

322
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,906
‎我來當個好女友，我還幫妳做看板

323
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,491
‎哇，謝謝

324
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:30,037
‎不行，我拿著
‎這是女朋友去看足球賽的工作

325
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,456
‎妳什麼時候上去？

326
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,207
‎我不上去，我只是候補

327
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,543
‎除非有人生病，不然我就坐這裡

328
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,254
‎喔，好吧

329
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,507
‎好，那我就坐這裡囉

330
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,801
‎我絕對沒有亂拿

331
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,094
‎少了一個活頁夾

332
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:49,306
‎我沒拿，可能是新來的律師助理

333
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,642
‎我看她早餐時訂了血腥瑪麗雞尾酒

334
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:58,523
‎這樣吧，剛才的火警打亂大家的節奏

335
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,610
‎為了確保比賽公平

336
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,696
‎雪曼橡樹和哈特曼希爾應該立場對調

337
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,239
‎裁判，我反對

338
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,492
‎反對什麼？公平程度嗎，迪薇？

339
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,410
‎呃，沒有

340
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,037
‎我想也是

341
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:13,872
‎比賽開始

342
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,125
‎好，這個箱子放要留的東西

343
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:20,879
‎有好多老照片，還有幾根桿麵棍

344
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,339
‎不過大部分是照片

345
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,758
‎妳看，是妳耶

346
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,385
‎還有外公

347
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,971
‎這是禮拜天冰淇淋日

348
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,807
‎我們禮拜天這時都只吃冰淇淋

349
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,808
‎我每次都很不舒服

350
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:36,937
‎我記得啊，第二天都要我餵妳喝清湯

351
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:40,691
‎好懷念外公喔，他超好玩的

352
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,568
‎對啊，有時候太好玩了

353
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,320
‎我很愛妳外公

354
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,990
‎但他滿懷夢想，卻只會空談

355
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,159
‎怎麼說？

356
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:53,245
‎他一直很討厭自己的工作

357
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,789
‎所以他經常無所事事

358
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:59,084
‎我得想盡辦法，用有限資源苦撐下去

359
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,253
‎不然我幹嘛堆這麼多東西？

360
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,338
‎外婆，我不知道這件事

361
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:07,843
‎不過這整盒散裝叉匙
‎突然有全新意義了

362
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,138
‎孩子，所以我才這麼擔心馬尼許

363
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,725
‎我怕妳得把他當成小孩照顧
‎就像我先生跟我的關係

364
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,019
‎我看馬尼許穿著高筒運動鞋

365
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,104
‎還有閃閃發光的男人耳環

366
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,689
‎看起來就不像大人

367
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:24,359
‎我不覺得他能為妳和家人犧牲自己

368
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:28,822
‎外婆，我知道妳只是想保護我

369
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,615
‎但馬尼許並不是外公

370
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,077
‎希望他有一天能證明給妳看

371
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,915
‎時間到，現在開始結辯

372
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,792
‎哈特曼希爾高中先開始

373
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,795
‎地球漸漸變得不適合人居

374
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,840
‎所以私人太空探索事業攸關人類生存

375
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,926
‎某位在地創投業者
‎最近在《洛杉磯時報》社論指出

376
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,887
‎“我們的神聖使命…”

377
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,597
‎他說神聖“屎”命耶

378
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,640
‎艾瑞克，去留校察看！

379
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,976
‎慢著，艾瑞克說得沒錯

380
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,728
‎我不是指大便

381
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,022
‎而是大森的確說了“神聖使命”

382
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,274
‎為什麼這句話如此耳熟？

383
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,777
‎我們私人企業的神聖使命

384
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,528
‎就是確保人類的未來

385
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:11,406
‎能讓這些滿天閃耀的美麗星光

386
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,992
‎依然代表了希望

387
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,118
‎謝謝

388
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,830
‎雪曼橡樹高中，輪到你們

389
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,958
‎我先請教一下寫社論的創投業者

390
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,835
‎叫什麼名字來著？

391
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,088
‎好，彼得佛魯

392
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,172
‎太好了

393
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,091
‎-我要《嘟嘟報》
‎-什麼？

394
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,550
‎《雪曼橡樹嘟嘟報》

395
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,428
‎-我拿來包三明治了
‎-天啊

396
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,142
‎我要提出證據

397
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,062
‎12月9日發行的《雪曼橡樹嘟嘟報》

398
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,482
‎結果這傢伙住在雪曼橡樹社區

399
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,527
‎他在豪宅豎立的變態聖誕擺飾

400
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:52,864
‎大到讓當地醫院斷電

401
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:58,620
‎各位同胞，這種人不在乎別人死活

402
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:02,332
‎私有化讓世界變成
‎更爛、更不公平的地方

403
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:08,004
‎無論在太空探索還是教育界都是如此

404
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,299
‎太強了

405
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,136
‎好，評審意見一致

406
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,805
‎這場結辯讓雪曼橡樹高中獲勝

407
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,806
‎好耶

408
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,599
‎太厲害了

409
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,941
‎威舍庫瑪小姐，請妳留下來一下

410
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,404
‎好精彩，寶貝

411
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,322
‎我覺得妳隨時都能替補上場

412
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:37,492
‎還好沒有，我討厭在大家面前講話

413
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,536
‎真不知我幹嘛參加辯論隊

414
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,332
‎我的門牙

415
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,751
‎我們怎麼了？怎麼老是笨手笨腳的？

416
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,920
‎不知道，我真的很喜歡妳

417
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,463
‎我也真的很喜歡妳

418
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:54,634
‎從朋友變成女朋友大概都很怪吧

419
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,469
‎但我們能挺過去的

420
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,347
‎對，我們馬上就能拚命曬恩愛了

421
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,765
‎大家會說：“去開房間啦”

422
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,729
‎恭喜妳贏了

423
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,524
‎妳看我在垃圾桶發現什麼

424
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,819
‎哈特曼希爾高中遺失的活頁夾，好怪

425
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:14,905
‎超怪的

426
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,615
‎他們幹嘛丟掉？

427
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,951
‎有錢人都不重視個人財物

428
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,077
‎跟我們兩個不一樣…

429
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,329
‎迪薇，別再裝了

430
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:26,333
‎我知道妳作弊
‎最可悲的是妳大可不必那樣

431
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,418
‎我是為了正義公理

432
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,128
‎你沒看到他們的律師助理嗎？

433
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,463
‎我就像尚萬強

434
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:35,550
‎對，我的歌喉比羅素克洛好
‎因為我現在要帶妳去坐牢

435
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:39,221
‎也就是妳家，也就是
‎現在每個人都討厭我的地方

436
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,014
‎所以真是太棒了

437
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,015
‎去拿書包，我們走

438
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:49,856
‎妳畢業後打算做什麼？

439
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,484
‎我還沒想過耶

440
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,278
‎那天晚上一定有畢業晚會

441
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,655
‎我可能會去參加

442
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,866
‎我是說妳要上大學…

443
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:00,951
‎攝影棚保持肅靜

444
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,953
‎艾莉諾和我達成協議了

445
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,871
‎我們覺得艾莉諾的方式最好

446
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:09,125
‎好，寶貝，燈光、攝影機、手機

447
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:14,256
‎我叫艾莉諾王，身高165公分
‎演《舞孃騙很大》裡的珍妮佛羅培茲

448
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:15,924
‎寶貝

449
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,344
‎我們必須開始學華爾街的男人思考

450
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,096
‎妳有看他們怎麼作賤美國嗎？

451
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,515
‎他們偷走每個人的錢

452
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,976
‎努力工作的人一無所有

453
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,728
‎他們來夜店時妳有想過嗎？

454
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,438
‎那些都是偷來的錢

455
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:31,898
‎去他們的

456
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:36,987
‎卡！

457
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,659
‎妳演得太好了
‎這些經紀人一定會簽爆妳

458
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,036
‎妳竟然用我媽的鋼管

459
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,330
‎太完美了，謝謝你逼我

460
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,374
‎你讓我更完美了

461
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,542
‎妳讓我更完美了

462
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,594
‎-等一下
‎-真的要這樣？

463
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,679
‎天啊

464
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,516
‎馬尼許？真是意外
‎你竟然沒有先問過我

465
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,394
‎大家好，抱歉打擾了，我直接說重點

466
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,105
‎我逮到迪薇在今天的辯論比賽作弊

467
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,524
‎對不起，她什麼？

468
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,067
‎這下嚴重了

469
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:20,739
‎這好像是妳們家的私事，我回車庫去

470
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,825
‎迪薇，妳怎麼能這樣？

471
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,494
‎這代表什麼？她又要停學了？

472
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,913
‎我決定不通知校長

473
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,791
‎妳們應該希望能私下處理

474
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:33,585
‎謝謝你，馬尼許

475
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,463
‎-到妳房間去
‎-好啦

476
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:39,007
‎你不檢舉這件事不會有麻煩嗎？

477
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,010
‎也許吧，但我知道迪薇有多努力

478
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:45,847
‎不想讓一個荒唐錯誤，毀了她的未來

479
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,559
‎反正就這樣，請恕我冒昧
‎我保證以後不會再來煩各位

480
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,269
‎等一下，請進來

481
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,689
‎-這是陷阱嗎？
‎-趁她反悔前趕快進來

482
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,566
‎好，妳的手勁好強

483
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,901
‎不好意思

484
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,027
‎天啊

485
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,404
‎馬尼許，我要向你道歉

486
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,408
‎我以為你只是幼稚
‎還笨手笨腳的小屁孩

487
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,910
‎我可是一名專職教師

488
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,203
‎反正我錯了

489
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:11,998
‎雖然你的髮型很幼稚，但你是個成人

490
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:15,502
‎你今天雖然對迪薇很嚴，但也保護她

491
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,420
‎真正的家人才會這樣

492
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,965
‎所以我贊成卡梅拉跟你這樣的人交往

493
00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:25,720
‎但是我希望你能多學點自己的文化

494
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,390
‎也許我可以當你的老師，怎麼樣？

495
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,767
‎他非常願意，謝謝外婆

496
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,477
‎那就好

497
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,979
‎迪薇，妳在上面嗎？

498
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,690
‎在，進來吧

499
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,486
‎我媽要我去拿外帶過來

500
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,239
‎我趁她們在吵春捲的事偷偷上樓

501
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,366
‎靠，很聰明喔，老兄

502
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:49,202
‎“靠，很聰明喔，老兄”
‎這句話要用在妳身上

503
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,245
‎妳痛扁我們

504
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,372
‎技術上來說，沒錯

505
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,457
‎但我也可能有作弊

506
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,501
‎雖然根本沒幫到我們

507
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,836
‎所以你不能太生氣

508
00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:59,170
‎我聽不懂

509
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,923
‎我“搞丟”你們的活頁夾

510
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,842
‎天啊，是妳？

511
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,927
‎帕克因為這樣開除一個律師助理

512
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,388
‎抱歉啦，可是我們要怎麼比？

513
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:11,099
‎你們有律師助理
‎和那台益智電視節目的電腦

514
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,312
‎唉，雖然我不喜歡
‎妳偷我們的資料，但老實說

515
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,273
‎我不會怪妳想搶得先機

516
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:19,399
‎畢竟我們也這樣

517
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,862
‎例如我們可能把普通的桌上型電腦

518
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:27,449
‎裝個螢幕保護程式
‎偽裝成益智電視節目的那台電腦

519
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:30,034
‎糟了，我請那台電腦幫我簽名

520
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:32,537
‎我說實話

521
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,330
‎妳今天嚇到我了

522
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:39,043
‎我從來沒跟和我一樣聰明
‎甚至比我聰明的人交往過

523
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:41,880
‎我喜歡這種感覺

524
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:44,299
‎我也喜歡這種感覺

525
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:46,176
‎我是說比你聰明

526
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,970
‎迪薇，我怎麼聽到樓上有聲音？

527
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:51,222
‎妳最好不是在聽播客

528
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,850
‎好，你一定得走了

529
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,228
‎不過你可以把春捲丟到樓上吧？

530
00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,063
‎沒問題

531
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:03,086
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