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‎在交往幾個禮拜後

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‎這小倆口的感情急遽升溫到…

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‎大概室溫的程度

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‎因為老是有兩個印度老媽當電燈泡

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‎也就只能微熱了

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‎不過就算小倆口沒什麼激情動作

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‎這段新戀情和很久之前的比較起來

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‎還是讓迪薇比較快樂

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‎迪薇

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‎你看看他們

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‎誰都不能否認他們快把人閃瞎了

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‎可惜只能在桌底下
‎蹭腳丫一小時過乾癮

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‎劇名：……跟男友親熱

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‎兩位，大森和我非親熱不可

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‎都是我們的老媽

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‎害我們只能趁她們沒看到時偷偷舌吻

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‎我的卵巢憋到要爆炸了

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‎真難過，聽起來很痛

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‎我是還不需要真的做

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‎但我真的很想“躺平”，懂吧？

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‎超懂

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‎真的很煩

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‎因為要不然，大森跟我真的很合得來

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‎這大概是我最快樂的一次戀情

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‎好啦，我知道我的標準低到不行

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‎但我真的覺得很幸福

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‎看來妳得讓老媽出門，才能跟他獨處

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‎不行，要是被她發現我找男生

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‎我就會被居家隔離

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‎要是妳辦一場遊戲夜活動

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‎找我們和大森的朋友參加

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‎趁我們拚命比手劃腳時

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‎偷偷把大森帶到房間“躺平”

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‎好，這點子讚，但怎麼讓我媽出門？

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‎她討厭大部分的人

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‎而且剛剛才買一千片的拼圖

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‎妳們女生想要神韻表演的門票嗎？

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‎把校刊廣告全包的中國舞蹈表演？

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‎對，充滿聲光效果的精彩表演

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‎我本來想當驚奇禮送給讀書會成員

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‎但我要求看第三遍《異鄉人》
‎結果就慘遭除名

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‎好，我很願意接手這些門票

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‎帕洛馬老師

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‎太好了

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‎座位在第二底層廳後面，視線有點擋

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‎好好享受吧

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‎這些票就是迪薇跟大森獨處的入場券

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‎好怪

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‎去醫院讓人取出大便的人還好意思說

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‎各位俊男美女早

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‎我週末度假時跟你們的作品交流

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‎感覺既強烈又充滿感官刺激

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‎所以我驚嚇到跌倒了

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‎好，我把西洋梨素描作業發下去

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‎瑪歌，充滿暴力和混亂感

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‎非常好，A+

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‎川特，你的作品讓我質疑一切，A++

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‎謝謝努妮老師，我把自己想成西洋梨

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‎我知道

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‎你的很爛，D-

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‎什麼？

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‎你不懂這個作業嗎？

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‎妳說畫西洋梨，我畫了

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‎看起來跟瑪歌的一樣

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‎首先，我沒說要畫西洋梨

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‎我說捕捉西洋梨的神韻

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‎我看不到西洋梨本身的過去和渴求

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‎渴求？

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‎努妮老師，它的渴求就是A+

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‎你如果要提高分數
‎就必須深入一點，小班

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‎你可以重畫一遍

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‎但是一定要請瑪歌教你

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‎教我？我才不需要人教咧

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‎我才是專門教人的

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‎別擔心，我會很溫柔的

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‎好，妳們覺得呢？

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‎誰想被神韻藝術團感動到爆？

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‎我搞不懂，妳老師送妳票？

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‎他們有叫妳拿什麼交換嗎？

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‎沒有啦，是帕洛馬老師耶

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‎別擔心，老師沒有騷擾什麼

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‎神韻藝術團，我一直想去看

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‎但一直沒有買票的動力

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‎妳的老師好可悲，她就不能給

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‎《辣妹過招》音樂劇的票嗎？

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‎我喜歡蕾吉娜

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‎迪薇，這些票是禮拜五的

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‎我請萊雅和大森那天晚上過來吃飯

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‎萊雅也能去啊

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‎旅遊網站形容這場表演
‎“魔力十足，布景美輪美奐

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‎而且歷時數小時”

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‎我們去看表演，那妳要做什麼？

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‎我想請朋友來參加遊戲夜活動

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‎像艾莉諾、法碧歐拉
‎可能也請大森，看他意願

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‎娜莉妮可不傻

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‎她知道迪薇喜歡大森

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‎但她也很傻
‎因為她不知道郎不但也有意

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‎而且兩人就要好上了

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‎我讓妳辦遊戲夜活動

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‎也會讓自己沉醉在
‎刺激的體操舞蹈世界裡

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‎遊戲夜活動很重要
‎不只是因為我想親熱

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‎今晚也是我第一次
‎跟大森在學校的朋友一起玩

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‎我買了《超級大富翁》
‎讓他們有回家的感覺

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‎對，因為他們是上流人士

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‎艾莉諾跟我要打扮高雅一點嗎？

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‎我有一件T恤上面寫“巴黎和艾莉諾

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‎很會模仿甘迺迪的老婆賈姬”

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‎不用，正常一點就好

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‎抱歉，寶貝，我午休時拿到妳的手機

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‎我以為是我的繪圖計算機

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‎妳的新手機殼有夠大

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‎我知道，很酷吧？

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‎這個電量強到可以發動汽車

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‎好，我的阿宅女朋友

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‎再見

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‎妳們好甜蜜喔，現在怎麼樣？

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‎-很好
‎-妳的聲音怎麼突然高八度？

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‎我不知道耶

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‎我們還是無法重拾初吻的熱情

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‎起先我以為是剛交往會緊張

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‎但都幾個禮拜了？

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‎也許妳只要把她帶回
‎妳們初吻的那間廁所就好

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‎我知道，這辦法太噁心了

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‎也許我給我們太大的壓力

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‎我們可以細水長流

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‎不必一天到晚撕對方的衣服吧？

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‎我今晚要用的糖果內衣送到了

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‎抱歉，小法

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‎好，房間可以開工了

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‎看起來就像低調妓院

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‎有香芬蠟燭、純絲枕頭套

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‎檯燈外面包了圍巾

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‎因為太暗了，結果我撞到門

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‎喔，好色喔

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‎我覺得今天不只迪薇會有熱情的夜晚

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‎因為我買了《大腦風暴》遊戲

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‎小法，玩這個遊戲要四小時
‎而且遊戲規則超複雜

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‎我們玩轉瓶子遊戲吧？

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‎《大腦風暴》裡面也有轉盤

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‎可以決定玩家要演出歷史事件

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‎還是算數學

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‎大家好

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‎好耶，我喜歡《大腦風暴》

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‎嗨，我叫艾迪森

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‎我叫法皮

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‎法碧歐拉

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‎妳們還記得辯論比賽的帕克吧

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‎那當然

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‎有誰要開始玩遊戲了？

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‎慢著，真的只是遊戲夜？

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‎我以為那只是告訴爸媽的藉口

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‎喔，不是啦

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‎不過這是前衛型的遊戲夜

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‎你要的話可以在拼字遊戲裡用髒話

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‎拼字遊戲字典裡已經有…

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‎閉嘴，法碧歐拉

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‎隨便啦，有酒就行了

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‎好，馬上來，請稍候

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‎靠，我滿腦子想著
‎在“砲房”裡放蠟燭那些東西

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‎完全忘了酒這回事

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‎妳們有帶嗎？

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‎我背包裡有隨身型漱口水

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‎我傳訊息給川特

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‎酒已經在路上了，不過在來之前

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‎冰箱裡有3公升裝汽水

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‎氣泡早就沒了
‎但糖和咖啡因絕對能讓你嗨

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‎妳媽至少有什麼“藥”吧？

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‎我知道她有買好市多的大包裝止瀉藥

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‎各位，別擔心

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‎我有比酒還刺激的東西

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‎如果拿到口哨先生的牌
‎一個人必須吹口哨

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‎另一組必須用黏土捏出線索

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‎妳說有比酒好玩的東西時

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‎我以為妳說的是笑氣

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‎艾莉諾，酒應該要到了吧？

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‎對，本來是，但有好玩的小小轉折

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‎酒館沒收了川特的證件

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‎好，馬帝在比佛利山開趴

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‎我們直接去那邊好嗎？

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‎你也知道我現在的心情只想爛醉

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‎不要啦，別走

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‎真的很抱歉，但帕克的父母在辦離婚

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‎他今天要跟我在一起，我只能聽他的

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‎可是我希望我們能私下獨處

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‎我當然也想要，可是我現在沒辦法

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‎兄弟，我們走啦

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‎很抱歉，迪薇

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‎迪薇連輸兩次

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‎沒跟大森的朋友打好關係
‎也沒靠近大森的肉體

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‎現在她只好被迫忍受
‎《大腦風暴》用腦遊戲煎熬

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‎-嗨
‎-派克斯頓？

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‎大家怎麼了？

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‎還有川特

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‎派克斯頓跑去救我

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‎酒館不肯收我的證件

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‎那明明就是我茱蒂姑媽的駕照

198
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,002
‎而且我們長得超像

199
00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,087
‎來了

200
00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:09,383
‎讚，馬里布蘭姆酒，每喝必吐

201
00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:11,844
‎派克斯頓，你真是英雄

202
00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,722
‎別客氣，沒什麼

203
00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,435
‎好了，藝術小老師，我來了

204
00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:20,561
‎教我吧

205
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,438
‎教我怎麼畫得更好吧

206
00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,648
‎哇，你這口氣真像打開心房

207
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,275
‎準備尊重我的教學內容

208
00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,485
‎拜託，妳得承認這是狗屁吧？

209
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,238
‎我在上面簽“班克西”就能賣幾百萬了

210
00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:32,990
‎那你會因為詐欺被捕

211
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,993
‎而且我不覺得藝術是狗屁

212
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,203
‎我其實以後想當個藝術家

213
00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:41,915
‎所以你的態度很傷人，現在我要閃了

214
00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,751
‎別這樣，瑪歌，對不起

215
00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,670
‎我真的不會畫

216
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,172
‎好嗎？我需要人幫

217
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,591
‎你是說你需要別人教嗎？

218
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:54,803
‎好，對，我需要別人教，我畫得超爛

219
00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:58,599
‎首先，你不是畫得很爛
‎你畫得爛是因為你不用心

220
00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:01,018
‎我要用什麼心？
‎這是一顆西洋梨，毫無意義

221
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,395
‎沒意義是因為你沒有賦予意義

222
00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,397
‎你得透過它表達自己

223
00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:06,982
‎怎麼表達？我們又不像

224
00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:09,026
‎妳敢說我的體型像我就宰了妳

225
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,487
‎放輕鬆，看著那顆西洋梨

226
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,697
‎想辦法找出情感上的連結

227
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,951
‎-你有什麼感覺？
‎-好餓

228
00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:20,496
‎好啦，我不知道

229
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,123
‎看起來悲哀又傷痕累累

230
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,250
‎有好的開始了，還有呢？

231
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,420
‎有點寂寞，感覺赤裸裸

232
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:31,382
‎大家都在瞪著他、批評他

233
00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:34,051
‎好，記住這種感覺

234
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,552
‎現在開始畫

235
00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,391
‎我喜歡她那樣

236
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,518
‎老實說，《大腦風暴》超好玩的

237
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,103
‎看吧，我就說嘛

238
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,563
‎接下來要玩什麼？“名人比一比”？

239
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,149
‎好，大家寫下幾個名字

240
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:53,737
‎拜託別寫沒人聽過的19世紀雜耍藝人

241
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,990
‎“艾蜜莉瑞特考斯基”要怎麼寫？

242
00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:01,036
‎你第一個想到這個名字
‎應該會讓菲比很生氣

243
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,455
‎其實菲比超喜歡艾蜜莉

244
00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,124
‎還把她的孕婦照貼置物櫃

245
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,418
‎而且我們也分了

246
00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:09,169
‎真的？

247
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,797
‎我不知道，對不起

248
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,591
‎對啊，幾個禮拜前，這樣最好

249
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:15,509
‎她人很好

250
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,762
‎但我需要能給我挑戰的人，妳懂嗎？

251
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,972
‎我寫完了

252
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,850
‎有什麼碗或帽子可以讓我丟進去嗎？

253
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,268
‎派克斯頓，也許你有嗎？

254
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,103
‎不用，沒關係，我去拿

255
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,063
‎我去多拿幾杯酒

256
00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:30,357
‎川特，你還要威士忌加水果麥片嗎？

257
00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:33,026
‎好啊，感覺有點像珍珠奶茶

258
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,612
‎妳的趴超猛的

259
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,322
‎大家都好嗨

260
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,658
‎想把大森偷帶到房間熱情擁抱嗎？

261
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:40,576
‎趁現在吧

262
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,953
‎沒錯，我們該上樓了

263
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,080
‎要在我媽回家前跟他有足夠時間

264
00:11:45,164 --> 00:11:48,917
‎而且那些蠟燭還在燒
‎我得趕快上去檢查

265
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:52,296
‎我該說妳這次談戀愛真的變了嗎？

266
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,715
‎妳這次更從容也更有自信了

267
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,551
‎我知道，大概是因為大森念不同學校

268
00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,012
‎不認識雪曼橡樹高中那個書呆子迪薇

269
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,306
‎只認識放學後那個很酷的迪薇

270
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,309
‎不但風趣，在畢業紀念冊裡
‎也不會列在師長那一欄

271
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,769
‎我正式聲明

272
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:09,855
‎-我也覺得本校的迪薇很風趣
‎-謝了，小艾

273
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,233
‎現在去探索對方的身體吧
‎完事後一定要全都告訴我

274
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,861
‎噁心，不過一定要的

275
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,699
‎我馬上過去，川特要我
‎挑掉綠色的水果麥片

276
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,493
‎好

277
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,620
‎好，這個簡單

278
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,498
‎他主持國家地理頻道的
‎《探訪超凡地球》紀錄片系列

279
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,625
‎-介紹地球的多樣生態系
‎-威爾史密斯

280
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,959
‎答對了

281
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,796
‎幹嘛不說《新鮮王子妙事多》
‎或傑登史密斯的老爸？

282
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,339
‎這樣介紹就更好了耶

283
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:38,759
‎你要上樓嗎？

284
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,219
‎好啊

285
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,764
‎等一下，帕克去哪了？

286
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,808
‎沒有，我今晚要跟著大森

287
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,268
‎因為我現在不想看到你或媽

288
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,686
‎你管我有沒有醉？

289
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,189
‎結果他們聽到的球拍聲

290
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:56,693
‎剛好是對迪薇非常重要的球拍

291
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,112
‎孩子，妳看

292
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,535
‎爸爸用網拍買下網球史的一部分

293
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:09,581
‎約翰馬克安諾是最後一個
‎用木拍在溫布敦奪冠的人

294
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,917
‎他用這把球拍拿下冠軍嗎？

295
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,712
‎不，這是袋子裡的備用拍

296
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,339
‎不過仍然是他的球拍

297
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,675
‎現在是我最珍貴的財產

298
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,803
‎比不能告訴媽的那台遊戲機還珍貴？

299
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:26,348
‎對，但是這個最好也不要跟媽咪說

300
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,891
‎因為不便宜

301
00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:34,064
‎帕克，我可以…

302
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,691
‎我想退出射箭社時

303
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,693
‎你說這個家的人不能輕言放棄

304
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,862
‎那你為什麼要放棄媽？

305
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,071
‎小心點，帕克

306
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,155
‎迪薇，妳還好吧？

307
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,365
‎球拍還我

308
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,701
‎你不能隨便亂砸別人的東西

309
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:46,618
‎這很寶貝

310
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,954
‎那幹嘛放在一堆垃圾裡？

311
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:00,632
‎還好吧？

312
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:02,885
‎我看到妳跑上樓

313
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,012
‎對，我沒事

314
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:08,348
‎帕克喝醉了，在車庫亂敲亂打

315
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:11,184
‎而且還拿我爸的舊球拍，所以我發飆

316
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,395
‎別難過了，那傢伙太白痴

317
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,442
‎妳是要在這裡觀落陰

318
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,695
‎還是要用這些蠟燭迎接新男友？

319
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,448
‎我只是想要浪漫一點

320
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,576
‎等一下，妳為什麼沒對我這麼好過？

321
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:28,994
‎我喜歡檯燈包圍巾

322
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,081
‎我不知道，我怕你會覺得我很遜

323
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,875
‎哪有？很酷啊

324
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,379
‎蠟燭不但性感，也讓人覺得很放鬆

325
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,091
‎妳要下樓嗎？

326
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,718
‎我們要益智問答了

327
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,679
‎我希望有川特以外的隊友

328
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:49,765
‎好啊

329
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:53,936
‎慢著，等一下

330
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,271
‎怎麼了？我又流鼻血了？

331
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:57,689
‎真是好不了

332
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,274
‎不是，妳只是…

333
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,575
‎帕克要來道歉

334
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,285
‎對不起，我拿妳的球拍亂打

335
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,287
‎我真的很不會想

336
00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:14,998
‎我應該更尊重妳的舊廢物

337
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,541
‎謝謝

338
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,253
‎我們該走了，再見

339
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,801
‎兩句真話，一句謊話

340
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,512
‎我養一隻寵物羊、我討厭豌豆

341
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,722
‎還有比爾奈是我乾爹

342
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,265
‎那個科學專家？

343
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,725
‎艾迪森，別玩了

344
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:36,019
‎如果比爾奈伊是妳乾爹

345
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,854
‎妳一定要馬上告訴我

346
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,025
‎沒有啦，我做夢，可惜這是謊話

347
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,777
‎所以妳有一隻羊？

348
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,570
‎對，可是牠的行為很像狗

349
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,158
‎艾迪森，我們要走了

350
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,910
‎我真的很高興能認識妳們

351
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,413
‎我們也很高興能認識妳

352
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,794
‎那我們該做什麼？玩骨牌？

353
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,756
‎我要妳吻我

354
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,884
‎拿出妳最強的吻功

355
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,138
‎-現在？
‎-對

356
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,355
‎-小法，妳覺得我們只是朋友嗎？
‎-什麼？

357
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,899
‎不是啊，妳的意思是什麼？

358
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,611
‎我們的初吻來得很自然又意外

359
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,238
‎所以感覺很刺激

360
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:33,201
‎可是我們開始交往後，感覺就遜掉了

361
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,955
‎-然後我看到妳跟艾迪森…
‎-沒有，我們之間沒什麼

362
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:40,917
‎妳現在迅速臉紅，讓我覺得有什麼

363
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:46,048
‎我沒認識過像妳這麼好的人

364
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,009
‎所以我真的很希望我們兩個很合

365
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,220
‎我沒認識過像妳這麼好的人

366
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:54,306
‎所以我也很想變成妳的女人

367
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:58,727
‎不過說實話
‎我要先離妳們這些書蟲遠一點

368
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,980
‎我只想找個隨和又性感的運動高手

369
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,860
‎我們可以繼續當朋友嗎？

370
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,488
‎當然可以，我們繼續當朋友

371
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,198
‎妳是我的女人，小法

372
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,033
‎柏拉圖式的

373
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,713
‎你還好嗎？你走得這麼突然

374
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,887
‎太精彩了，嗨

375
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,348
‎-神韻藝術團怎麼樣？
‎-很有意思

376
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,142
‎這可說是我生平見過最精彩的

377
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,478
‎反共宣傳體操表演

378
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,480
‎最驚人的是看到100個女人

379
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,732
‎在馬克斯的墳墓上後手翻

380
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,901
‎別擔心，孩子

381
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,986
‎我有留給妳三顆巧克力薄荷糖

382
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,323
‎謝謝奶奶，還好妳們玩得很開心

383
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,492
‎那妳呢？遊戲夜有贏嗎？

384
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,912
‎沒有，其實我是其中一個輸的人

385
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,039
‎妳哪個遊戲輸？拼字？

386
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,667
‎字母太多了，誰有空啊？

387
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,838
‎再次謝謝妳，努妮老師

388
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,507
‎謝謝妳願意讓我重交作業

389
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,425
‎希望這次畫得比較好了

390
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,844
‎我看看

391
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:15,929
‎變了好多

392
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:20,016
‎你有看到這顆西洋梨
‎和另一張比起來生動多少嗎？

393
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,434
‎我看得出來

394
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,478
‎很生動有力，年輕人

395
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:24,729
‎謝謝努妮老師

396
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,940
‎想知道分數嗎？

397
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,484
‎對喔，我當然想

398
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:30,610
‎A+

399
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:38,368
‎你差點忘了問分數？不可思議

400
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,870
‎一晚的繪畫讓你怎麼了？

401
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,414
‎對啊，我也不知道，這是第一次

402
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,959
‎讓妳教一次後，我今天的確比較放鬆

403
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,586
‎藝術真的有療效吧？

404
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,962
‎沒錯，的確是有

405
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,048
‎如果你是很壓抑的爛人，效果更好

406
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,676
‎沒禮貌，而且我已經不壓抑了

407
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,303
‎好，那顆西洋梨改變了我

408
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,971
‎我現在愛上藝術又情緒化了

409
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,431
‎那要做好心理準備

410
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,099
‎因為我們今天要畫鍋鏟

411
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,518
‎你最好先去買面紙

412
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,604
‎對啊，因為鍋鏟悲情到爆了

413
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,859
‎迪薇，妳怎麼都不說話？

414
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:15,238
‎我不肯講名人客戶是誰
‎所以妳又生氣了嗎？

415
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,156
‎我宣誓過的

416
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,867
‎我知道，我上週看到
‎琪蘭席普卡走出診間

417
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,328
‎但不是那件事

418
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:25,624
‎好，妳說妳的男友
‎看到妳跟派克斯頓在一起後就走人

419
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,543
‎妳擔心他看到後產生誤會嗎？

420
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,503
‎對，很擔心

421
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,464
‎但我覺得我可以解決

422
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,968
‎我爸有一支很舊的網球拍

423
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,929
‎是他的最愛

424
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,807
‎但我已經忘了有這個東西

425
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,644
‎結果有個小子昨天拿來亂敲亂打

426
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:46,978
‎我們討論一下

427
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,898
‎妳再次看到球拍後有什麼感覺？

428
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,983
‎不知道耶，感覺很差

429
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:55,612
‎我整個腦袋只想著跟大森爽一下

430
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,657
‎完全忘了自己是喪父的傷心女兒

431
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:03,245
‎連他的東西被丟進廢物箱都沒發現

432
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,747
‎迪薇，根據妳的說法

433
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,667
‎妳最近比較快樂

434
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,003
‎也比較少出現傷痛的情緒

435
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,674
‎這表示妳好了，又變回普通青少年

436
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,386
‎但是這並不代表妳比較不愛爸爸

437
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:23,056
‎我的感覺還是很差，感覺我對他不敬

438
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:27,644
‎看來那支球拍對你們兩人都很特別

439
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,730
‎也許妳能用某種方式紀念這個東西

440
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,817
‎妳看，我的暹羅貓過世後

441
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,944
‎我把牠的項圈拿去塗金漆

442
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,446
‎這樣就能當小手鐲隨身戴著

443
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,367
‎迪薇，妳又神遊了嗎？

444
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:46,496
‎沒有，我只是很驚訝，妳竟然是貓奴

445
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,081
‎哇

446
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,499
‎我對妳完全改觀了

447
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,792
‎妳是買的還是領養？

448
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,377
‎不准告訴我

449
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,130
‎不過我覺得好多了，醫生，謝謝

450
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,256
‎不客氣

451
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:01,136
‎迪薇瞭解到爸爸的寶藏不必收起來

452
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:04,597
‎雖然不能跟炫富貓項圈一樣塗成金色

453
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,184
‎但是可以掛起來，天天紀念

454
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,650
‎對，沒人會覺得圖釘可以撐得住球拍

455
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,699
‎迪薇，妳怎麼來了？

456
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,826
‎妳媽媽反悔不想吃益生菌了嗎？

457
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,953
‎幸好，她還不夠常吃

458
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,372
‎我不知道那件事

459
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,790
‎我有事要找大森

460
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,712
‎我們讀書會結束後
‎他不小心把我的量角器帶回家

461
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,382
‎好，大森，迪薇來找你了

462
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,137
‎好，那我去買東西了

463
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,986
‎你一定以為撞見了
‎我和派克斯頓在搞曖昧

464
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,988
‎但我發誓我們只是朋友

465
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,741
‎他捧著妳的臉，好朋友不會這樣

466
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,785
‎他不是捧我的臉

467
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:10,372
‎他在擦我臉上的鼻涕，朋友會這樣

468
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,874
‎但我保證你可以相信我

469
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:17,087
‎我知道，我前幾天晚上只是沒安全感

470
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:18,463
‎為什麼？

471
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,175
‎因為妳的前男友一看就是個大帥哥

472
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,803
‎妳又是超酷的大美女

473
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:26,429
‎對不起

474
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,597
‎怎麼？我說了什麼？

475
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,477
‎沒事，只是從來沒人這樣形容過我

476
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,229
‎那大家都怎麼形容妳？

477
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,525
‎大森，我要老實跟你說

478
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,194
‎我超廢的

479
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,406
‎我在學校的人緣超差

480
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,075
‎所以你根本就不必擔心

481
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:50,286
‎我都參加辯論隊了，你竟然看不出來

482
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:53,081
‎辯論隊在我們學校很吃香的

483
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:54,582
‎我們都欺負運動健將

484
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:55,792
‎我的確注意到

485
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,337
‎你的辯論隊裡有俊男美女，很不尋常

486
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,923
‎反正你是跟一個書呆子在一起

487
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,716
‎完全不是

488
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,052
‎我還是堅持一開始的看法

489
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:07,470
‎妳很棒

490
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:10,890
‎而且妳很性感

491
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:12,976
‎那麼…

492
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:17,480
‎謝謝，我也覺得你很性感

493
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,190
‎謝謝

494
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,839
‎兒子，你知道我把信用卡放在…

495
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,592
‎不必把這一刻掛在牆上了

496
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:49,095
‎因為這已經是迪薇無法磨滅的記憶

497
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:42,065
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