1 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,765 Well, the jig was up. 2 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:16,434 Devi and Des had been caught rounding second… 3 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,771 Des, honey, do you know where my credit card-- 4 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:24,525 …and were now in the dugout waiting to be ejected from the stadium. 5 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:27,695 See? I know more sports than just tennis. 6 00:00:27,779 --> 00:00:28,988 Okay, guys, listen. 7 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:32,492 I know you're both attractive, vivacious young people 8 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:36,996 with growing bodies and needs, but I'm afraid this is a no-go. 9 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,123 Why? I've had girlfriends before. 10 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,751 I get that, honey, but Nalini doesn't allow Devi to date, 11 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,336 and we have to respect her boundaries. 12 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,671 Oh God, look at her face. 13 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,882 This punishment was gonna be stiff. 14 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,592 Maybe military school? 15 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,094 A year in solitary? 16 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:52,678 A job in the mines? 17 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:55,306 You know what? I'm going to allow it. 18 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:57,308 -Huh? Huh? 19 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,018 I'd obviously rather you not date 20 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,354 until you have received an advanced degree of some sort, 21 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,564 but since you insist on disobeying me constantly, 22 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:05,566 I'm just going to take a win where I can get one. 23 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:07,944 Nalini, what are you saying? 24 00:01:08,027 --> 00:01:10,988 Des is far better than the riffraff I've caught my daughter with. 25 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:13,658 He's a polite Indian boy with a bright future, 26 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,077 and aside from this nonsense, 27 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,079 he's actually been a good influence on her. 28 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:19,080 Well-- 29 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:24,043 Are you sure? I mean, I wouldn't want you to feel pressured into anything. 30 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,336 Let's give it a try. 31 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:29,215 And as long as you act like respectable young people from good families, 32 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:30,550 I approve. 33 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,009 Hold the damn phone! 34 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:35,429 Is Devi really allowed to have a boyfriend for the first time ever? 35 00:01:35,513 --> 00:01:36,848 Holy shit. This kicks ass! 36 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:49,569 So she just said, "Cool, sure, kiss Des all you want"? 37 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:51,654 Has she had any surgeries recently? 38 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:54,198 My aunt's personality changed after she got her knee replaced. 39 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,575 Turns out she was hooked on oxy. 40 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:57,201 No, she's totes sober. 41 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,328 Can you believe it? Des and I are free. 42 00:01:59,412 --> 00:02:02,373 So what are you gonna do now that you're out in the open? 43 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,041 I have a whole itinerary. 44 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,752 On Friday, he's coming to my orchestra concert with our moms. 45 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:10,298 On Saturday, we're bowling, and Sunday, we're gonna PDA up by the Hollywood sign. 46 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:13,718 Hey, if all goes well, maybe your mom will become as loosey-goosey as Eric's. 47 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,636 I heard she lets Rosalia stay the night. 48 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,929 Huh. 49 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:23,519 Man! Can't believe Eric lost his virginity before all three of us! 50 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:28,524 Yeah, um, but why have you not? 51 00:02:28,608 --> 00:02:31,611 We've been kinda wondering. I mean, you've been dating Trent for over a year. 52 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:33,654 Did all those dick taps lead to penis probs? 53 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:36,490 No, I'm actually the holdup. 54 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:41,329 You? But you say words like "sensuelle" and sleep on satin sheets. 55 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,289 You're like the horniest person I know. 56 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:46,584 Thank you, but I'm also a romantique. 57 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,629 I don't want my first time to be on Trent's trundle bed 58 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,464 atop bong water stains. 59 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,925 Okay, then what do you want for your first time? 60 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:57,178 Nothing crazy, just to be standing on a windswept moor, 61 00:02:57,261 --> 00:03:00,139 wearing a bodice, when suddenly a caped nobleman appears, 62 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,975 and we make love against the bricks of an old abbey. 63 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:06,938 Mm-kay. Yeah, very specific. 64 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,106 Maybe you should tell Trent about this fantasy 65 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,442 so he could, like, buy you guys tickets to Scotland. 66 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:15,988 No way. If I have to spell it out for him, it ruins the romance. 67 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:17,990 Then you may never have sex. 68 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:20,326 Well, that's a price I'm willing to pay. 69 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,210 Uh, David, love a little help with our experiment here 70 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:32,046 if you aren't too busy making demented faces into your phone. 71 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:36,509 Sorry, my mom just gave me and Des the okay to officially date. 72 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:37,718 So now my sexy selfies 73 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:39,971 don't have to include homework questions in them anymore. 74 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,014 Wait. She's letting you date blazer dork? Why? 75 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:43,391 Because according to her, 76 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:47,436 he was preferable to the other lowlives she's caught me with. No offense. 77 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,605 Hey, I thought your mom and I had a good rapport. 78 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:50,898 Clearly not good enough. 79 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:52,108 You know what this means, right? 80 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:53,943 Des is a weenie. 81 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:55,278 Uh-- No, he's not. 82 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:57,571 If your mom's not worried at all about you being with him, 83 00:03:57,655 --> 00:04:00,616 then he's gotta be a real dickless beta. Like a full Ken doll. 84 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:04,287 Okay, you know what? You're just jealous that I'm in a mature relationship, 85 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:07,915 and that you are one TV dinner away from being like my Uncle Aravind. 86 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:09,500 He's obsessed with the metaverse. 87 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,835 Whatever. He sounds cool. 88 00:04:12,837 --> 00:04:15,423 Are you still gonna work the door at my concert for volunteer hours? 89 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,551 Yeah, but they stuck me in coat check even though it's springtime in Los Angeles 90 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,344 -and no one wears coats. -Excellent. 91 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,013 Then you'll see us as a couple, 92 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,056 and see that Des isn't dickless at all. 93 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,225 Ew! Why would I see that? 94 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:29,020 -Okay, you know what I mean. -Oh. 95 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:32,606 All right, my phone's recording. Let's see if baby boy got into college. 96 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,608 Shit, it's not loading. Come on. 97 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:36,277 It's okay. Just breathe. 98 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:37,653 Here it comes. 99 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:39,697 -I'm in! 100 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,907 Yes! I got into college! 101 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:44,368 -Yes! -Yeah! 102 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,454 Cal State Long Beach! Oh my God! 103 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:50,583 Congratulations! You get to go to school near one of America's busiest ports! 104 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:51,542 Yeah! 105 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,420 And I'm not even worried about the hour-long drive. 106 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,255 Finally ready to give podcasts a try. 107 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,423 Thanks, bro. 108 00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:00,801 All right, I guess now we just have to see what ASU said. 109 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,847 AS what? What even are those letters? 110 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,682 Arizona State University. 111 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:09,810 Arizona, as in the state, Arizona? 112 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:13,939 Okay, I just have to click this and… 113 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,735 -Oh shit! I got in! 114 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,945 -Oh my God! 115 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:23,741 -I… I didn't think I could get in there. -I didn't think you'd apply there. 116 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:29,413 So quick question. If you were to attend Arizona State University in Arizona, 117 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,832 would you commute or… 118 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:36,212 Uh, to Arizona? No, I'd… I'd have to move. 119 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,297 Well, it's a good thing that's your second choice. 120 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:41,092 -Congrats, buddy. 121 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,219 Wow! 122 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:47,348 Here it was, Devi's grand debut as a girlf. 123 00:05:48,099 --> 00:05:51,060 For the first time, Devi could experience teen romance 124 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:54,522 without the fear of bringing shame upon her family. 125 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:58,150 Okay, Devi. Have a wonderful time, okay? 126 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:00,486 Should we find some seats before the good ones are taken? 127 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,655 Yes, let's do that. You knock 'em dead, kiddo. 128 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:04,990 -I'll be right there. -Mmm. 129 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:10,663 Hey. This is going kinda well. Did you see your mom give me a hug in the parking lot? 130 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,289 I did. She likes you. 131 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:15,084 Yeah, and that is such a relief because, 132 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:16,710 you know, 133 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:18,796 I really like you. 134 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,841 Des, are you being, like, hella cute right now? 135 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:25,553 I like to think of it as "cute sexy," but call it what you will. 136 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,228 -Kill it up there. See you after? -Mm-hmm. 137 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:40,484 Okay, actors, that rehearsal was mediocre at best, 138 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,777 disgusting at worst. 139 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:44,697 Please be better prepared for our dress rehearsal in two weeks. 140 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,032 Make an appointment with Jonah for your costume fitting. 141 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:50,119 And once I have your measurements, no one's allowed to gain or lose an ounce. 142 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:53,539 That is very dicey legal territory, Jonah. Please do not. 143 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,714 Hey, Eleanor, you got a minute? 144 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:05,468 Sure, but you should know that I'm still 35% in character from rehearsal. 145 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:06,552 That's fine. 146 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:09,388 So listen, I've been thinking, and I really want to go to ASU 147 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,265 and not just because everyone there's hot. 148 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,933 That's only half the reason. 149 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:16,061 I also think it would just be good for me to go somewhere new, you know, 150 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:17,271 but I need you… 151 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,523 To help you tell Trent because he's gonna freak? 152 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,984 -Yeah. -Yeah, I can do that. 153 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:25,237 -When do you want to talk to him? -Uh… Now? 154 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:26,155 What? 155 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,741 Trent, come in. 156 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,996 Where is everyone? I thought you said I won Student of the Month. 157 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,206 I lied, Trent. 158 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,999 There is no Student of the Month here, 159 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,460 and honestly, if there were, you would not get it. 160 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:40,878 You're very bad at school. 161 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:42,505 Fair enough. 162 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,006 So what is this? 163 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:54,934 I wanted to tell you that I accepted a spot at ASU. 164 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:58,604 So I am moving to Arizona next year. 165 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,106 Ah… 166 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:12,535 You guys can't smooth this betrayal over with tasty little squirmies! 167 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:13,452 I'm pissed! 168 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:14,620 It's not a betrayal. 169 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,871 Yes, it is! 170 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,332 What about the band that we were gonna start, 171 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,750 or the men's flip-flop line, 172 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,418 or the cool taco truck idea 173 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,671 where the meat's on the outside of the tortillas? 174 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:26,090 I never agreed to any of those, man. 175 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,551 Yeah, well, I never agreed to have a suck-ass friend. 176 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,135 See you never. 177 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,137 Dude… 178 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:40,396 What's that? 179 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:44,066 A protein bar. Sorry, I didn't get a chance to eat before I got here. 180 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,735 Okay, that's no reason to ingest poison. 181 00:08:46,819 --> 00:08:50,823 I mean, it is a little processed, but it's not poison. 182 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:54,618 Processed and poison are synonyms. You know that. We've talked about this. 183 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:58,038 Hold on. I think I might have something you can nosh on. Oh, here we go. 184 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,834 Some organic seed mix. Mmm? 185 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,628 -Good evening. 186 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:08,507 Welcome to the Sherman Oaks High School Spring Orchestra concert. 187 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,802 It's actually been two years since our last spring concert, 188 00:09:12,303 --> 00:09:13,971 because as you may remember, 189 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,266 I was a contestant on Survivor last spring. 190 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,769 If I had a chance to do it again, I would make less enemies. 191 00:09:23,022 --> 00:09:25,941 In all the excitement about Devi's new boyfriend, 192 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:29,445 she'd forgotten that this was her first orchestra concert 193 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,322 since the orchestra concert. 194 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,117 Mohan? 195 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,827 Is he okay? Is he okay? 196 00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:41,290 Okay. Now, before I bring out the entire Cricket orchestra, 197 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:45,294 please welcome our fabulous Senior String Quartet. 198 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,339 -I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 199 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,971 Oh my God, Devi! Are you okay? 200 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:59,391 I… I saw my dad in the audience. 201 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:02,561 What? 202 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:06,106 I… I saw my dad in the audience. 203 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:10,235 Okay. Okay. Let's just take some deep breaths, okay? 204 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,405 -Inhale. 205 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:14,365 Hold it. 206 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,909 -Exhale. 207 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,702 Good. Let's do another one. 208 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,454 -Inhale. 209 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,540 -Exhale. 210 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,086 Better? 211 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,504 Mm-hmm. 212 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,673 Okay. Good. 213 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,967 I'm so sorry. I feel embarrassed. 214 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,886 No, no, no. Don't be. 215 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,805 I am here for you, okay, honey? 216 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,849 Now just tell me what happened. 217 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:44,520 I don't know. I've been doing really well recently. 218 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,356 And then I just saw him. 219 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,694 Oh, honey, you had a real scare tonight. 220 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,364 Grief is strange. It comes in waves, 221 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,617 and all you can do is feel your feelings and just move through it. 222 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:04,206 But also remember, grief is an expression of love. 223 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,168 This happened because of how much you love your dad, 224 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,504 and he loved you so much too. 225 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,509 Now if you don't want to play, you don't have to. 226 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,010 I am happy to take you home-- 227 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,512 No, I'm okay. 228 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,222 I want to. 229 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,684 Thank you so much, Rhyah. 230 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,144 Bring it in. 231 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:45,205 Devi overcame her orchestra-centric PTSD 232 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:48,876 with the help of, let's be honest, basically her mother-in-law. 233 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,378 As she played the shit out of Liszt, 234 00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:53,964 she felt like nothing could bring her down. 235 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,937 Okay, before Nalini comes out with Devi, we need to talk. 236 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,815 -I'm not sure about you two dating. -What? Why? 237 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,485 Because, honey, I don't think Devi is right for you. 238 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:18,030 Don't get me wrong, she's a wonderful girl, but… 239 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:21,366 …earlier tonight, I found her on the bathroom floor hysterical. 240 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,536 She said she saw her dead father in the audience. 241 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,038 Oh my God. Is she okay? 242 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:30,292 She's fine. But, honey, that girl has a lot of problems. 243 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,044 Excuse me. 244 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,004 Sorry, ma'am. 245 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,881 You're overreacting. It's fine. 246 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,759 It's not fine. You are too young to have to deal with all of that. 247 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:42,221 I want you to end things, and I'm not gonna change my mind. 248 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,478 Hi. 249 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,563 You were absolutely amazing. 250 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:55,192 Thank you, Rhyah. And thanks for earlier too. 251 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,696 So should we go somewhere for dessert? Harpist's treat. 252 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,949 Or actually, harpist's mom's treat. 253 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,452 Yes, fine. It would be my pleasure. 254 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:08,831 Oh, I wish, but we should really head home. 255 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,916 Thank you, though, for such a wonderful night. 256 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,001 -Meet you in the car, kanna. -Yeah. 257 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,672 -So, see you tomorrow for bowling? 258 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:20,884 Actually, I just remembered I have a huge paper due on Monday. 259 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,469 So I… I need the weekend. 260 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,930 That's cool. How's next week? 261 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,599 -Sure. 262 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,894 -You really were great. -Mmm. 263 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,072 The concert had been a wild success. 264 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,534 Devi faced her trauma, her mom was happily Team Des, 265 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,661 and she spanked her harp solo. 266 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,707 So it must be in her head that Des had felt a little distant all week. 267 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,960 Hey, it's been a minute. Wanna hang this weekend? 268 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,462 You know what? 269 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,507 I forgot to tell you I'm going to Stanford this weekend to scope out housing. 270 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,842 Text you when I get back. 271 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,803 Hey, David, do you have a minute? 272 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,180 I only need 30 seconds. 273 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,600 Sweatshirt's crazy, pants too small, babyGap shoes. 274 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,059 Great, sick burns. 275 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,645 Listen, I actually need to talk to you about something serious. 276 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,778 At the concert, I overheard Des's mom tell him that he has to break up with you. 277 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,698 What? That's impossible. Rhyah loves me. 278 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,993 She said you have a lot of problems and that he needed to end it. 279 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,411 I'm really sorry. 280 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,918 Well, then I guess you misunderstood because Des didn't break up with me. 281 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,462 So, he's been totally normal since then? 282 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,965 Well, actually, I haven't seen him, but that's only because he's busy. 283 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:45,093 -Right. He's pulling a slow fade. -It's not a slow fade. 284 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,512 Right. Right, right. He's just fading away very slowly. 285 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,805 You know what, Ben? 286 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,183 You've been throwing digs at Des since you met him. 287 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,435 You're just jealous because you're lonely, and miserable, 288 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,604 and you want everyone else to be as unhappy as you are. 289 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,482 So, guess what? Here's a quick fade. Buh-bye! 290 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,492 Hey there, buddy. Haven't heard from you all week. 291 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,409 How you doin'? 292 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,539 I know it's a shock about Paxton. 293 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,959 I can tell you're upset by your stress carving. 294 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,502 I'm not upset. 295 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,296 I always carve a tombstone with Traxton written on it. 296 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,132 Trent, I'm your girlfriend. 297 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,092 Talk to me. 298 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,679 I just don't understand why everyone always has to leave. 299 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,305 First, my dad goes to Napa, 300 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,684 and then my pet rat goes to the rat trap that my mom set, and now Paxton? 301 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,561 But you and Paxton will always be friends. 302 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,522 You have to let him go. 303 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,691 Good friends don't hold each other back. 304 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,442 Oh, so you're on his side. 305 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,611 Great. Why don't you go to Arizona too? 306 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,863 Enjoy not having daylight savings time. 307 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,950 You know what, Trent? Grow up! 308 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,285 Something great happened to your best friend, 309 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,870 and you're being selfish. 310 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:59,376 And frankly, this energy is very unsexy to me, and I'm walking away now. 311 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:06,133 The next day, Ben's voice was still buzzing in Devi's ear. 312 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,760 Ben's full of shit. Right?Des is just busy. 313 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,513 He's literally up in Stanford right now making sure he doesn't end up 314 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,889 in the dry dorm with the Mormons. 315 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,642 Yeah. Forget Ben. You and Des are perfect. 316 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,602 He's probably up in Palo Alto 317 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,689 bragging about his hot girlfriend to the residence hall staff. 318 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,775 -Yeah. -I think he's getting coffee on Ventura. 319 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,861 -What? -Okay, so… 320 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,321 I so happened to stumble upon Addison's Insta, 321 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,990 not that I look at it a lot or anything, 322 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,159 but they just went live from Dark Roast, 323 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,828 and you can see Des in the reflection of their sunglasses. 324 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,665 What the hell? 325 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,296 Hey! How's Stanford going? Send a pic! 326 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,426 It's beautiful here! I love the architecture. 327 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,304 Oh my God, what an asshole. We have to confront him! 328 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:55,057 I wish I could, but if I miss my costume fitting, 329 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,560 Jonah will dress me in gasoline-soaked rags. His words. 330 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,980 I'll come with you, and not just because Addison's there, 331 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,106 because I'm a good friend. 332 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:13,075 Well, well, well. I heard that Stanford had a sprawling campus, 333 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,453 but I didn't realize that it reached all the way down to Southern California! 334 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,579 Devi, I can explain. 335 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,832 Explain what? That you and your mom decided to break up with me, 336 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,334 but you didn't want to let me know? 337 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,378 Yeah, you had a pretty public conversation at my school, 338 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,255 and I got eyes everywhere. 339 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,966 Devi, I'm sorry I lied to you. I… 340 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,303 I just didn't know what to do. I mean, I really don't want to break up-- 341 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,847 -Then don't! -I can't go against her. She's my mom! 342 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,892 I go against my mom, like, 40 times a day. It's fine. 343 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,978 Look, Devi, you're cool and all, 344 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,065 but, like, dating you isn't worth pissing off my mom. 345 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,819 -I mean, she still pays for my phone. 346 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,076 Devi! 347 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,995 Devi Vishwakumar, come with me. 348 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,460 -Come on. -See ya. 349 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,507 Seat taken? 350 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,686 Hey, bro, what's up? 351 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,354 Nothing. 352 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:28,108 Okay. Anything you want to talk about? 353 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:34,281 I just wanted to say that I'm cool with you going to Arizona 354 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,407 on one condition. 355 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:36,908 What's that? 356 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,035 You're not allowed to make a new… 357 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,663 …best friend there. 358 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,498 Dude… 359 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,631 Never. No one can take your place, bro. 360 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,049 You're my number one boy. 361 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,093 Bring it in, my sweet prince. 362 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,345 Yeah! 363 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,557 Guess I'll need some Mentos to remember you by. 364 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,560 -I think you mean mementos. -Oh! 365 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,023 That's my warming jacket for swimming. 366 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,858 Signature Paxton. 367 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:10,984 Looks good. 368 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,111 Oh, sick! 369 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,613 -I'll take these too. -Okay. 370 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,616 Oh, I suppose I should leave you with something of mine. 371 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,452 No, you don't have to do that, man. It's fine-- 372 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,375 -Thanks, man. 373 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,961 Look, you know I'll come back to visit a lot, right? 374 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,421 You and I will always be friends. 375 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,549 Yeah, Eleanor said the same thing. 376 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,843 She's really dope. Don't mess that up. 377 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,228 Hi, Nal. We have a little bit of a situation. 378 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:50,690 I just witnessed Devi throw coffee directly into my son's face. 379 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,150 Uh, it was iced coffee. 380 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:56,446 Still, I think it's best we pump the brakes on this relationship. 381 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,114 As much as I love Devi-- 382 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,158 You don't love me. 383 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,618 I heard what you said. 384 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,830 She told Des to break up with me because I "had a lot of problems." 385 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:06,915 You did? 386 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:09,542 -I never said that, all I said-- -Mom. 387 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,169 Just admit it. 388 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:16,132 Okay. Yes, I suggested that Des end things, 389 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,552 but I was just thinking of what's best for both of our kids. 390 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,390 Do you really think Devi is a danger to your son? 391 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,350 Well, she did throw coffee in his face. 392 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,726 Iced coffee. 393 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,854 Look, Nal, I appreciate what you and Devi have been through, 394 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,440 but you said it yourself, his future is so bright. 395 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,985 I don't want anything to get in the way of that. 396 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,361 Rhyah, 397 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,990 how dare you come to my house and talk about my daughter this way? 398 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,034 Devi does not have problems. 399 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,578 She's just been through something unimaginable 400 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:50,250 that would break someone as flimsy as you in an instant, and she has persevered. 401 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,086 How can you talk to me like that, Nalini? 402 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,672 I mean, I have been such a great friend to you. 403 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,590 You don't think of me as a friend. 404 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:01,428 You think of me as a project that you can, uh, feed seeds to. 405 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,804 Fine. If that's how you feel, 406 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,807 then I guess I'll take someone else to Jessica Alba's baby food tasting. 407 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,019 Fantastic. Now, if you'll excuse me, 408 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:12,397 I need to eat a bag of heavily processed Bugle chips. 409 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,190 Wow! 410 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,197 I really am sorry. 411 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,450 Me too. 412 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:43,178 Devi, you okay? 413 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,350 Mm-hmm. 414 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,436 Thanks for ripping Rhyah a new one. 415 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,687 She deserved it. 416 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:58,151 Listen, I'm really sorry about Des. I know you were excited about that. 417 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,402 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 418 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:04,574 I actually thought for a second that I was gonna be able to live a normal life, 419 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,951 but I guess I'm too much of a freak for that. 420 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,746 You're not a freak. Don't listen to a word of what Rhyah said. 421 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,832 Mom, she's not completely wrong, you know. 422 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,168 I am kind of a lot. 423 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:17,837 Before the concert… 424 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,299 …I thought I saw Dad in the audience. 425 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,346 That's okay. I see him everywhere. 426 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:30,558 Once I thought I saw him cut me off in traffic, and I followed that man home. 427 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,102 Damn. 428 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:35,480 Um… 429 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,363 What if, um… 430 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:48,451 What if nobody ever loves me because I'm always too much? 431 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,495 Oh, Devi. 432 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,581 Listen to me. 433 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,669 You're never too much, and you're always enough. 434 00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:03,133 And one day, you will find someone who loves you exactly as you are, 435 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:04,717 just like I do. 436 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,100 I love you too, Mom. 437 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,189 Now, come downstairs, 438 00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:21,734 and we can watch our Property Brothers install a waterfall island. 439 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,238 Okay. 440 00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:45,550 So, has your back always been shaped this way? 441 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,052 Why? Is it deformed? 442 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:48,970 No! 443 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:54,058 Your back is perfect. Just like the rest of you. 444 00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:55,894 -Damn! -Damn! 445 00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:59,481 Eleanor, forgive me for I have been a dick or whatever. 446 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,733 You were right about Paxton. 447 00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:04,068 If you love something, let it go to Arizona. 448 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,653 Oh, that's beautiful. 449 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,363 I can say goodbye to Paxton 450 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,867 because everything I need is right here. 451 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,745 Jonah, you better start working on a new bodice 452 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:15,872 because this one's about to get shredded. 453 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,417 Jesus, can't you wait two minutes? 454 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:39,062 No, seriously, at one point, we were growling at each other. 455 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,188 -What? 456 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,190 El, I am so happy for you. 457 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,692 I just can't believe you did it in the drama room. 458 00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:46,653 I mean, it shouldn't be that shocking. 459 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,571 I've done some of my best work there. 460 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:51,699 But also, I know you're nursing a broken heart, Devi. 461 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,744 -And we don't have to talk about it. -Of course, we have to talk about it. 462 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,121 This is like the biggest news our friend group has ever had. 463 00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,832 People say your first time is supposed to be awkward, 464 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:03,294 but we were perfectly in sync like a nude pair's ice-skating team. 465 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:06,464 It's also crazy that you lost your virginity standing up. 466 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:11,302 It honestly felt so natural for us. I can't imagine ever lying down. 467 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:14,347 Uh, hey, guys, I have to take care of something. 468 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,890 -Find you later? -Yeah. 469 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,768 How do you have sex standing up? 470 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:21,729 Uh, hey. 471 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:24,899 Wait, are you drawing? 472 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:27,944 Yeah, if you must know, I do it to relieve my stress. 473 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,445 Is there something you need? 474 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,614 I'm really sorry about what I said. 475 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,118 You were right. Des broke up with me. 476 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:37,579 Sorry to hear that. 477 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,748 Uh, listen, I don't think you're miserable. 478 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,042 You're more like a lovable crank. 479 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:46,045 -This apology's really bad. -Mm-hmm. Yeah, sorry. 480 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:49,799 Look, I just lashed out at you because I was embarrassed. 481 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:53,803 I could tell I was headed towards yet another massive romantic failure. 482 00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:58,141 It's okay. If it's any consolation, I think you dodged a bullet. 483 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,476 -Moms like that only get worse with time. -Hmm. 484 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,939 Well, when I die a virgin, tell people it wasn't for lack of trying. 485 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,316 You're not gonna die a virgin. 486 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,359 Mmm, I don't know, man. It's not looking good. 487 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,154 If you're still a virgin on your deathbed, I'll come have sex with you. 488 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,323 -Oh, really? You'd do that? -Yeah. Mm-hmm. 489 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,200 Even if I'm an old bag of bones with milky eyes and no teeth? 490 00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:19,287 Yeah, sure, but don't be alarmed if I still look great. 491 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:20,663 Men age better. 492 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:22,749 Here, good for one free boink. 493 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,086 Great. Yeah, this definitely makes me feel less pathetic. 494 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:28,755 Mmm. You're welcome. 495 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,424 What you drawing? Is that a cactus? 496 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,010 What? No! It's… It's Eric. 497 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:39,807 Although Devi had weathered the humiliation 498 00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:42,018 of being dumped by her boyfriend's mom, 499 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,645 she knew she'd be okay. 500 00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:47,231 She would find love again. She just had to look to the future. 501 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,192 -Yo. Guess what? -Mmm? 502 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,568 I'm going to ASU. 503 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,111 -Oh my God, really? -Wow! 504 00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:54,322 Or maybe to the past. 505 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,824 XOXO, John McEnroe.