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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎哇，東窗事發了

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‎迪薇和大森上二壘當場被逮

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‎兒子，你知道我把信用卡放在…

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‎目前正在板凳區，等著被逐出球場

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‎看吧？我不是只懂網球這種運動

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‎好，你們聽好

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‎我知道你們是精力旺盛的俊男美女

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‎身體發育，性慾上升

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‎但這種行為是不可以的

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‎為什麼？我交過女朋友啊

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‎我知道，但是娜莉妮禁止迪薇談戀愛

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‎我們必須尊重人家

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‎天啊，你看她的臉

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‎這次的懲罰一定會很霹靂

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‎可能送軍校？

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‎關禁閉一年？

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‎到礦坑工作？

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‎這樣吧，我就成全你們

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‎我本來希望妳在
‎拿到高學歷後再談戀愛

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‎但既然妳老是堅持不聽話

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‎那我寧願見好就收

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‎娜莉妮，妳說什麼？

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‎她被我抓到好幾次交廢渣男友
‎大森比這些人好太多

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‎他是彬彬有禮的印度青年，前途無量

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‎除了這件荒唐事以外

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‎他其實對迪薇有正面影響

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‎妳確定？我不想讓妳感到有壓力

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‎我們就試試看吧

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‎只要你們的舉止
‎能像家教良好的優秀年輕人

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‎我就同意

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‎給我等一下

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‎迪薇這輩子第一次能交男朋友<i>‎了</i>‎？

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‎哇靠，太勁爆了

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‎劇名：……擁有印度男友

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‎所以她直接說
‎“好，隨便妳要親大森幾次都行”？

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‎她最近動過手術嗎？

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‎我阿姨換人工關節後性情大變

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‎結果她是吃止痛藥上癮

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‎沒有，她清醒得很

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‎很不可思議吧？大森跟我自由了

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‎既然你們公開了，現在妳要怎麼做？

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‎我把行程都排好了

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‎他週五跟我們的媽媽去聽我的演奏會

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‎週六打保齡球，星期天時

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‎要到好萊塢大字下曬恩愛

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‎順利的話，也許妳媽

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‎會跟艾瑞克的媽媽一樣放任

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‎聽說她讓羅莎莉亞過夜

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‎天啊，艾瑞克竟然比我們三個早破處

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‎對啊，可是妳怎麼還沒？

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‎我們一直在想妳跟川特交往超過一年

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‎一直壓抑老二憋出問題了嗎？

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‎沒有，其實是我不肯的

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‎妳？但妳老愛說“肉慾”

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‎還睡在綢緞床單上

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‎我沒看過比妳還色的人

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‎謝謝，可是我太浪漫了

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‎我不希望第一次是在川特的子母床上

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‎上面還有水菸的污垢

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‎好，那妳希望第一次要怎樣？

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‎很普通啊，只要站在迎風的沼澤

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‎身穿馬甲，突然有個披斗篷的貴族

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‎我們背靠著古修道院磚牆交合

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‎好，條件非常明確

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‎也許妳該把這個幻想告訴川特

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‎讓他買機票跟妳去蘇格蘭

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‎不行，如果還要我說就不浪漫了

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‎那妳可能永遠都做不了

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‎我願意付出這個代價

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‎阿迪，麻煩幫忙做我們的實驗

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‎希望妳不要忙著只能用手機拍鬼臉

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‎抱歉，我媽同意我跟大森正式交往

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‎所以現在我的性感自拍
‎不必刻意讓功課入鏡了

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‎她幹嘛讓妳跟穿夾克的書呆子交往？

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‎因為她說

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‎他比被她抓包的其他廢物好，別生氣

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‎我以為妳媽跟我關係不錯

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‎-看來還不夠好
‎-妳知道這是什麼意思嗎？

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‎大森是宅男

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‎他才不是呢

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‎如果妳媽不擔心妳跟他在一起

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‎他就一定是沒老二的遜炮
‎就像芭比的男朋友肯尼

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‎好，你只是嫉妒我有成熟的男女關係

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‎你還差一客微波晚餐
‎就跟我的亞拉文叔叔一樣

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‎他超迷元宇宙的

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‎隨便啦，他聽起來不錯

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‎你還會到我的演奏會當志工嗎？

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‎會啊，我會在衣帽間
‎雖然洛杉磯已經是春天了

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‎沒人會穿外套

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‎很好

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‎你會看到我們卿卿我我

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‎也會發現大森是有老二的

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‎噁心

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‎為什麼我會發現？

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‎好啦，你懂我意思

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‎好，我的手機在錄了
‎看看我能不能上大學

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‎靠，還沒載入，拜託

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‎沒關係啦，別緊張

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‎出來了

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‎我上了

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‎好耶！我上大學了！

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‎-讚啦！
‎-好耶！

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‎加州州立大學長灘分校，天啊

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‎恭喜，你可以念全美
‎最忙碌港口附近的學校

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‎對啊

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‎而且我願意開車一小時

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‎總算能試試播客了

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‎謝了，兄弟

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‎好，現在要看“亞州大”怎麼說

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‎“亞州”什麼？這是什麼學校？

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‎亞利桑那州立大學

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‎亞利桑那，在亞利桑那州？

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‎好，我只要點一下這裡…

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‎靠！我上了！

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‎天啊！

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‎沒想到我能上

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‎我以為你不會申請那間

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‎所以問題是如果你念
‎亞利桑那的亞利桑那州立大學

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‎你會通車還是…

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‎到亞利桑那？不行，我得搬過去

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‎還好這是你的次要選擇

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‎恭喜你了

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‎來了，迪薇以女友身分首次盛大登場

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‎迪薇第一次能體驗青少年的戀情

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‎而不必擔心讓家族蒙羞

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‎好，迪薇，祝妳演奏愉快，好嗎？

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‎要找位子嗎？免得好位子都沒了

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‎好，走吧

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‎祝妳大顯神威，小妹

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‎我馬上過去

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‎事情進展得很順利
‎妳有看到妳媽在停車場抱我嗎？

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‎有，她喜歡你

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‎對啊，我如釋重負了，因為

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‎妳也知道

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‎我真的很喜歡妳

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‎大森，你現在故意裝可愛嗎？

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‎我希望是“可愛又性感”

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‎不過隨妳怎麼叫吧

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‎加油，待會兒見喔

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‎好，各位演員

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‎剛才的排練說好聽算普通

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‎說難聽就是沒藥醫

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‎兩週後正式彩排時請做好準備

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‎還有跟喬納約時間定裝

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‎我量好後就不准變胖或變瘦半公斤

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‎你這樣可能違法，喬納，拜託不要

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‎艾莉諾，妳有空嗎？

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‎有啊，但你要知道
‎我剛排練，入戲程度還有35%

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‎沒關係

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‎是這樣的，我真的很想讀亞州大

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‎不是因為俊男美女多

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‎這只佔一半的原因

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‎我也覺得到陌生的地方對我有好處

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‎可是我需要妳…

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‎幫你告訴川特，因為他可能瘋掉？

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‎-對
‎-好，我可以幫忙

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‎什麼時候要告訴他？

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‎-現在？
‎-什麼？

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‎川特，請進

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‎人呢？你不是說我獲選本月模範生？

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‎騙你的，川特

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‎沒有什麼本月模範生獎項
‎說實話，就算有，你也得不到

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‎你在校成績很差

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‎也對啦

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‎所以要幹嘛？

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‎我要告訴你，我決定去念亞州大了

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‎所以我明年會搬到亞利桑那州

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‎你們不要以為好吃的蟲蟲軟糖

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‎就能蓋過這種背叛行為

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‎我超火大的

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‎我不是背叛你

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‎明明就是

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‎不是說好要合組樂團？

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‎或販賣男人夾腳拖

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‎還有墨西哥菜擺攤妙招

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‎把肉放在墨西哥餅外面？

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‎我都沒答應啊，兄弟

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‎我也沒答應要交這麼爛的損友

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‎永遠不見

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‎兄弟…

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‎這是什麼？

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‎蛋白營養棒

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‎抱歉，我來之前沒空吃東西

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‎好，這不是服毒自殺的藉口

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‎雖然這是加工食品，但也不是毒藥啊

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‎加工食品和毒藥沒兩樣
‎妳很清楚，我們講過了

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‎等一下，我可能有妳能吃的東西，來

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‎綜合口味有機種子

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‎大家好

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‎歡迎各位前來欣賞
‎雪曼橡樹高中春季演奏會

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‎距離上次的春季演奏會已經兩年

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‎大家可能記得

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‎我去年春天參加《我要活下去》

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‎如果還有參加機會
‎我這次不會跟這麼多人作對

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‎迪薇交了新男友太過興奮

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‎結果忘了這是那場演奏會後的

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‎第一場演奏會

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‎穆罕？

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00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,160
‎他還好吧？

201
00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:41,290
‎好，在我把蟋蟀管弦樂隊帶出來以前

202
00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:45,294
‎讓我們歡迎一流的高四弦樂四重奏

203
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,712
‎我去一下廁所

204
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,971
‎天啊，迪薇，妳還好吧？

205
00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:59,391
‎我在觀眾席看到我爸了

206
00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:02,561
‎什麼？

207
00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:06,106
‎我在觀眾席看到我爸

208
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:10,235
‎好，我們先深呼吸，好嗎？

209
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,529
‎吸氣

210
00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:14,365
‎閉氣

211
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,116
‎吐氣

212
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,702
‎好，再來一次

213
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:19,620
‎吸氣

214
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,081
‎吐氣

215
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,086
‎好一點了沒？

216
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,673
‎好，那就好

217
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,967
‎我真的很對不起，好丟臉喔

218
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,886
‎不必，不會丟臉

219
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,805
‎我會幫妳，好嗎，孩子？

220
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,849
‎現在告訴我怎麼回事

221
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:44,520
‎我不知道，我最近過得真的很好

222
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,356
‎結果就看到他了

223
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,694
‎孩子，妳今晚真的嚇到了

224
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,364
‎傷痛很奇怪，會一波波襲來

225
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,617
‎妳只能承受自己的感覺，順其自然

226
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:04,206
‎但是妳也要記得，傷痛是愛的表現

227
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,168
‎妳之所以痛苦，是因為妳很愛爸爸

228
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,504
‎他也很愛妳

229
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,384
‎妳不想表演就不必表演

230
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,010
‎我願意送妳回…

231
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,512
‎不用了，我沒事

232
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,222
‎我想表演

233
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,684
‎謝謝妳，萊雅

234
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,144
‎過來

235
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:45,205
‎迪薇克服了大樂隊造成的創傷症候群

236
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,248
‎結果幫忙的人…

237
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:48,876
‎說實話，等於是她婆婆

238
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,378
‎她把李斯特演繹得勁爆無比

239
00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:53,547
‎覺得現在誰都打不倒她

240
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,057
‎（禮堂）

241
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,937
‎趁娜莉妮還沒帶迪薇出來，先講一下

242
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,439
‎我不贊成你們兩個交往

243
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,815
‎什麼？為什麼？

244
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,485
‎兒子，因為我覺得迪薇不適合你

245
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,820
‎別會錯意，這個女孩子很不錯，但…

246
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:21,366
‎我之前看到她
‎坐在廁所地上，歇斯底里

247
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,536
‎還說她看到死去的爸爸在觀眾席裡

248
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,038
‎天啊，她還好吧？

249
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:30,292
‎她還好，可是那個女孩子有很多問題

250
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,044
‎不好意思

251
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,004
‎對不起

252
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,881
‎妳反應過度了，沒事的

253
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,759
‎不會沒事，你太年輕，沒辦法應付

254
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:42,221
‎我要你跟她分手，誰也別想說動我

255
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:51,563
‎嗨，妳演奏得太好了

256
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:55,192
‎謝謝妳，萊雅，之前的事也要謝謝妳

257
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,696
‎我們去找地方吃點心吧？豎琴家請客

258
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,074
‎其實是豎琴家的媽媽請客

259
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,452
‎好啦，我很樂意請客

260
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:08,831
‎好可惜喔，可是我們真的要回家了

261
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,916
‎不過謝謝妳給我美好的夜晚

262
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,376
‎-我在車上等妳
‎-好

263
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,629
‎明天一起去打保齡球？

264
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:20,884
‎其實我剛剛想起禮拜一有大報告要交

265
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,469
‎所以週末要趕工

266
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,930
‎沒關係，那下禮拜呢？

267
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:26,890
‎好啊

268
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,935
‎妳真的很棒

269
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,030
‎演奏會非常成功

270
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,574
‎迪薇面對自己的創傷

271
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,534
‎她媽媽也很喜歡大森

272
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,661
‎豎琴獨奏也超猛

273
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,707
‎所以她一定是胡思亂想
‎才覺得大森這個禮拜有點冷淡

274
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,960
‎好久沒見了，這個週末要出來嗎？

275
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:57,546
‎其實啊

276
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,382
‎我忘了說我要去史丹佛大學找房子

277
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,425
‎我回來再傳訊給妳

278
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,803
‎嗨，阿迪，妳有空嗎？

279
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,180
‎我只需要30秒

280
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,600
‎運動服太花俏、褲子太小件、嬰兒鞋

281
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,645
‎好狠，我其實要跟妳講嚴肅的事

282
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,778
‎我在演奏會時
‎聽到大森的媽媽要他跟妳分手

283
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,698
‎什麼？不可能，萊雅愛死我了

284
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,910
‎她說妳有很多問題，要他跟妳分手

285
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,411
‎妳別難過

286
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,918
‎你大概搞錯了，因為大森沒跟我分手

287
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,462
‎所以他後來跟妳完全正常？

288
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,631
‎其實我都沒見到他

289
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,965
‎不過那是因為他很忙

290
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,383
‎好，他要慢慢消失

291
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,093
‎他沒有要慢慢消失

292
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,512
‎對，他只是用非常慢的速度消失

293
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,805
‎小班，我告訴你

294
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,183
‎你認識大森後就一直講他壞話

295
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,435
‎你只是吃醋，因為你寂寞又悲哀

296
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,604
‎希望大家都跟你一樣難過

297
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,482
‎告訴你，我這招叫閃電消失，不見

298
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,111
‎（川派友誼之墓）

299
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,492
‎寶貝，我整個禮拜都沒聽到你的消息

300
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,409
‎你還好吧？

301
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,623
‎我知道派克斯頓的事很讓人震驚

302
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,959
‎看你雕刻紓壓就知道你不高興

303
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,085
‎我沒有不高興

304
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,296
‎我經常刻墓碑，上面寫“川派”的字樣

305
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,132
‎川特，我是你的女朋友

306
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,092
‎跟我說吧

307
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,679
‎我真不懂，為什麼大家都要離開

308
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,305
‎先是我爸跑去納帕

309
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,724
‎然後我的寵物鼠跑去我媽放的捕鼠夾

310
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:33,684
‎現在是派克斯頓

311
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,978
‎可是你跟派克斯頓永遠都會是朋友

312
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,522
‎你必須放手讓他走

313
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,691
‎真正的好朋友會成全對方

314
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,442
‎原來妳也站在他那邊

315
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,611
‎太好了，妳幹嘛不也去亞利桑那？

316
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,863
‎享受沒有日光節約時間的感覺

317
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,950
‎川特，我告訴你，你該長大了

318
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,285
‎你最好的朋友喜事臨門

319
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,870
‎你卻這麼自私

320
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,330
‎說實話

321
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:59,376
‎這裡的氣氛很不性感，所以我要走人

322
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:06,133
‎第二天，小班的話
‎還在迪薇耳裡嗡嗡作響

323
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,760
‎小班在鬼扯吧？大森只是太忙

324
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,471
‎他都上史丹佛了
‎當然要避開摩門教室友

325
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:12,889
‎免得不能喝酒

326
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,642
‎對啊，別理小班，妳跟大森超配的

327
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,602
‎他可能跑去帕羅奧多市

328
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,689
‎跟宿舍員工誇自己的女朋友多辣

329
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,775
‎-對啊
‎-他去文圖拉市喝咖啡了

330
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,861
‎-什麼？
‎-好，其實…

331
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,321
‎我剛好滑到艾迪森的社群網站

332
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,990
‎我並沒有常看

333
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,159
‎他們剛才在“深度烘焙”直播

334
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,828
‎可以從他的墨鏡上看到大森的倒影

335
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,665
‎搞什麼？

336
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:44,296
‎嗨，史丹佛大學怎麼樣？傳張照片吧

337
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,009
‎這邊好漂亮，我喜歡校舍建築

338
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,304
‎天啊，大混蛋，我們去跟他對質

339
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:55,057
‎我很想，可是喬納親口說

340
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,560
‎如果我錯過定裝
‎就只能穿泡過汽油的抹布

341
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,980
‎我跟妳去，不只是因為艾迪森在那裡

342
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,106
‎是因為我是好朋友

343
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,401
‎（深度烘焙咖啡廳）

344
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:13,075
‎唉呦，聽說史丹佛大學地大物博

345
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,453
‎沒想到校地竟然能大到加州南部

346
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,579
‎迪薇，妳聽我解釋

347
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,832
‎解釋什麼？你和你媽決定跟我分手

348
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,334
‎卻不讓我知道？

349
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,378
‎對，你們在我學校高談闊論

350
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,255
‎我可是到處都有眼線的

351
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:30,425
‎迪薇，對不起，我騙了妳，我…

352
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,303
‎我不知道怎麼辦，我真的不想分手…

353
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,304
‎那就別分手啊

354
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,847
‎我不能反抗，她是我媽

355
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,892
‎我每天反抗我媽40次，死不了的

356
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,978
‎迪薇，雖然妳很棒

357
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,065
‎但為了跟妳交往卻惹到我媽很划不來

358
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,859
‎我的手機費還是她在繳

359
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,076
‎迪薇！

360
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,995
‎迪薇威舍庫瑪，跟我過來

361
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,460
‎-過來
‎-再見

362
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,507
‎有人坐嗎？

363
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,686
‎兄弟，怎麼了？

364
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,354
‎沒事

365
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:28,108
‎好，你想講什麼嗎？

366
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:34,281
‎我只想說我願意接受
‎你要去亞利桑那的事實了

367
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,407
‎但有一個條件

368
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:36,908
‎什麼條件？

369
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:41,663
‎你去那裡不能再交最好的朋友

370
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,498
‎兄弟…

371
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,631
‎不可能的，誰也取代不了你

372
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,049
‎你是我的第一號朋友

373
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,093
‎過來，你這個大帥哥

374
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,345
‎好耶

375
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,557
‎那我要能用來回想起你的紀念堂

376
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,726
‎你是要說紀念品吧？

377
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,023
‎那是我游泳用的防寒外套

378
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,858
‎派克斯頓專屬

379
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:10,984
‎挺帥的

380
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,111
‎哇，好炫

381
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,613
‎-我也要這雙
‎-好

382
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,616
‎那我也該把我的什麼東西給你

383
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,452
‎不用啦，你不必這樣，沒關係…

384
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,375
‎謝了，兄弟

385
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,586
‎你知道我會常回來吧？

386
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,421
‎我們永遠都是朋友

387
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,549
‎對啊，艾莉諾也這麼說

388
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,843
‎她真的很不錯，別虧待人家

389
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,228
‎小娜，我們出了一點狀況

390
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:50,690
‎我剛剛看到迪薇朝我兒子臉上潑咖啡

391
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,150
‎是冰咖啡

392
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:56,446
‎但我還是覺得這段關係該結束了

393
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,114
‎雖然我很喜歡迪薇…

394
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,116
‎妳才不喜歡我呢

395
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,618
‎我聽到妳說的話了

396
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,830
‎她要大森跟我分手
‎因為我“有很多問題”

397
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:06,915
‎真的？

398
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:09,542
‎-我沒有那樣說，我是說…
‎-媽

399
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,169
‎妳就承認吧

400
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:16,132
‎好啦，我是建議大森就此打住

401
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,552
‎但我只是覺得這樣對我們的孩子都好

402
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,390
‎妳真的覺得迪薇會對妳兒子不利？

403
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,350
‎她的確朝他臉上潑咖啡啊

404
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,726
‎冰咖啡

405
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,271
‎小娜，我知道妳和迪薇失去親人

406
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,691
‎但是妳自己也說過他前途無量

407
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,985
‎我不希望他的前途受阻

408
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,361
‎萊雅

409
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,990
‎妳怎麼敢到我家這樣說我女兒？

410
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,034
‎迪薇沒有問題

411
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,578
‎她只是經歷了無法想像的痛苦

412
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,415
‎像妳這麼脆弱的人恐怕馬上就垮了

413
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,250
‎但是她撐了過來

414
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,086
‎妳怎麼能這樣跟我講話，娜莉妮？

415
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,672
‎我這個朋友一直對妳這麼好

416
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,590
‎妳根本就不把我當朋友

417
00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:01,428
‎妳只是把我當成餵種子的實驗計畫

418
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,721
‎好，如果妳這麼想

419
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,807
‎那我就帶別人
‎去潔西卡艾芭的嬰兒食品試吃會

420
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,019
‎太棒了，不好意思

421
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:12,397
‎我還有整袋拚命加工的玉米片要吃

422
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,197
‎我真的很抱歉

423
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,450
‎我也是

424
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,178
‎迪薇，妳還好吧？

425
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,436
‎謝謝妳把萊雅飆一頓

426
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,687
‎她活該

427
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,274
‎大森的事我真的很難過

428
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,151
‎我知道妳很喜歡他

429
00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,235
‎對啊

430
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,990
‎我其實差點以為我能過正常的生活

431
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,951
‎但我這個人太怪了，沒辦法

432
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,746
‎妳不怪，別聽萊雅說的

433
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,832
‎媽，她其實也沒有完全說錯

434
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,168
‎我的確很難搞

435
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:17,837
‎在演奏會之前

436
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,299
‎我以為我在觀眾席看到爸了

437
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,346
‎沒關係，我到處都看得到他

438
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:30,558
‎有一次我以為是他亂超我的車
‎結果一路跟那個人到家

439
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:32,102
‎太猛了

440
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:42,487
‎如果…

441
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:46,324
‎要是沒人愛我

442
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,451
‎因為我一直太難搞呢？

443
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:50,495
‎迪薇

444
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:53,581
‎妳聽我說

445
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,669
‎妳從來就沒有太難搞，妳只是剛剛好

446
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:03,133
‎妳遲早會找到就愛妳這個樣子的人

447
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:04,717
‎就像我

448
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,100
‎我也愛妳，媽

449
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,189
‎現在下樓吧

450
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:21,734
‎我們可以看《房產兄弟》
‎怎麼在廚房裝瀑布式中島

451
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,238
‎好

452
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,550
‎妳的背部一直都長這個形狀嗎？

453
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,052
‎怎麼了？很畸形嗎？

454
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:48,970
‎不會

455
00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:54,058
‎妳的背很完美，就跟妳的人一樣

456
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:55,894
‎-帥
‎-帥

457
00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:59,481
‎艾莉諾，請原諒我一直都這麼糟糕

458
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,733
‎妳講派克斯頓的事沒錯

459
00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:04,068
‎愛一個人，就讓他到亞利桑那吧

460
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,653
‎這句話好美

461
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,363
‎我可以向派克斯頓告別

462
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,867
‎因為我要的東西全都在這裡

463
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,745
‎喬納，你最好開始做新的馬甲吧

464
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:15,872
‎因為我身上的馬上就要扯破了

465
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,417
‎拜託，就不能等個兩分鐘嗎？

466
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,848
‎（夢想的確會成真！）

467
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:39,437
‎說真的，我們有段時間
‎甚至朝著對方學狼叫

468
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,190
‎-什麼？
‎-小艾，我真為妳高興

469
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,692
‎我只是很難相信你們在戲劇室做

470
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:46,653
‎其實應該不會那麼奇怪吧？

471
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,571
‎我很多最佳演出都在那裡

472
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:51,699
‎不過我也知道妳還在療傷止痛，迪薇

473
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,034
‎所以這件事就不必提了

474
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,744
‎當然要提啊

475
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,121
‎這是我們小圈圈史上最大的新聞

476
00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,832
‎大家都說第一次應該會尷尬

477
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:03,294
‎但我們完全水乳交融
‎就像一對裸體的滑冰選手

478
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:06,464
‎而且妳站著破處也好誇張喔

479
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:11,302
‎說實話，我們覺得很自然
‎現在都不敢想怎麼躺下來做

480
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,973
‎兩位，我有件事要處理，待會兒見

481
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:15,890
‎好

482
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,768
‎妳是怎麼站著做的？

483
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,313
‎嗨

484
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:24,899
‎慢著，你在畫畫？

485
00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:27,944
‎對啊，妳想知道的話，我用畫畫紓壓

486
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:28,861
‎什麼事？

487
00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,614
‎我要對那天說的話向你道歉

488
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,118
‎你講對了，大森是要跟我分手

489
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,162
‎我很遺憾

490
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,790
‎我不覺得你很悲哀

491
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,042
‎你比較像可愛的怪叔叔

492
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:44,335
‎這種道歉好爛

493
00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:46,045
‎對啊，抱歉

494
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:49,799
‎我之所以對你發飆，是因為我很丟臉

495
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:53,803
‎我早就想到又要面對一次愛情大悲劇

496
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,141
‎沒事，希望能安慰到妳
‎畢竟這樣也省得麻煩

497
00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,726
‎那種媽媽只會變本加厲

498
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,021
‎如果我死了還是處女

499
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,939
‎請告訴大家我努力過

500
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,316
‎妳不會死了還是處女的

501
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,359
‎不知道耶，看來機會很大

502
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,154
‎如果妳快死了還是處女，我就跟妳做

503
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,323
‎-真的？你願意？
‎-對啊

504
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,200
‎就算我全身老骨頭又髮禿齒搖？

505
00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:18,870
‎對，但如果我還是很帥，妳可別嚇到

506
00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:20,663
‎男人老得慢

507
00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:22,749
‎來，免費炒飯抵用券

508
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,086
‎太好了，我現在覺得沒那麼悲慘了

509
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,172
‎不客氣

510
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,424
‎你在畫什麼？仙人掌？

511
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,010
‎什麼？不對，是艾瑞克啦

512
00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:39,807
‎雖然迪薇被男朋友的媽媽甩掉

513
00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:42,018
‎讓她倍感羞辱

514
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,645
‎但她知道她會沒事的

515
00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:47,231
‎她還會找到愛情，只要放眼未來就好

516
00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,192
‎告訴你們喔

517
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,568
‎我要念“亞州大”了

518
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,111
‎-天啊，真的？
‎-哇

519
00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:54,322
‎或者放眼過去

520
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,824
‎約翰馬克安諾敬上

521
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:48,960
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