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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎今天是上學最後一天，各位

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‎迪薇心情很好

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‎她已經走出大森的陰影

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‎朝著人生顛峰更進一步：高中四年級

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‎迪薇威舍庫瑪，我有話要跟妳說

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‎糟糕，是因為我害夏皮羅老師哭嗎？

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‎我只是問他約會軟體用得怎麼樣

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‎別擔心，妳總算沒闖禍了

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‎妳聽過林地學校嗎？

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‎大概有吧

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‎好像是在科羅拉多州
‎一間很猛的寄宿學校

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‎沒錯

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‎這是針對高四資優生
‎設計的一年密集課程

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‎我們每年提名成績最好的高三生

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‎-妳上了
‎-真的？

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‎我能把這件事寫進大學申請資料嗎？

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‎妳知道怎麼樣會更好嗎？直接去念

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‎-對
‎-喔

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‎慢著，妳是說搬到科羅拉多州？

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‎對，林地學校的學生都能進一流名校

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‎可能是妳上普林斯頓的好機會，小姐

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‎我問清楚一點，所以我高四時
‎不會在雪曼橡樹高中這裡念？

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‎不會，迪薇，妳需要上地理課嗎？

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‎妳得說再見了

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‎就這樣，恭喜了

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‎把水槍給我

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‎劇名：……活在夢裡

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‎這是什麼？我靠，妳進林地學校了？

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‎沒錯

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‎哇，看來誰都進得去

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‎有人因為連提名都沒有就吃味了嗎？

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‎沒有，我不必念那種狗屁嬉皮學校

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‎跟人家玩水晶通靈

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‎我很樂意用老方法進長春藤名校

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‎你是說動用你爸的關係嗎？好樣的

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‎妳可能今天就走嗎？

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‎我還沒決定要不要去

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‎什麼？妳說還沒決定是什麼意思？

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‎林地學校是名校敲門磚耶

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‎你剛剛才說是狗屁嬉皮學校

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‎我是因為嫉妒好嗎？妳非念不可

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‎我真的想在森林裡度過最後一年嗎？

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‎畢業舞會呢？高四惡作劇呢？

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‎還是欺負高一呢？

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‎好了，惡霸女，妳不能欺負高一生了

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‎你想弄走明年畢業生代表的對手嗎？

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‎不是，雖然想到能穩穩稱霸全校

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‎沒有妳像吸血蚊子在後面吵也挺好的

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‎不過說真的，阿迪，妳不去就太傻了

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‎小班堅持

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‎迪薇得放棄經典電影中的高四少女夢

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‎她的朋友立場就非常不同了

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‎不行，妳不能走

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‎川特畢業後就要棄我而去了耶

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‎對啊，我高四怎麼能不跟妳們過？

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‎我還是覺得在上大學前

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‎有很多事要一起完成

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‎法碧歐拉跟我還是處女耶

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‎喔，對啊

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‎小法，這是什麼表情？

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‎好吧，其實

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‎艾迪森跟我上禮拜在看《曼達洛人》

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‎氣氛佳

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‎一時天雷勾動地火…我們就做了

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‎天啊

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‎妳做了？真是太厲害了

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‎恭喜妳愛愛成功

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‎妳竟然都不跟我們說

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‎對不起，只是我不像妳們會昭告天下

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‎那妳跟艾迪森做的感覺如何？

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‎超棒的，我的體內好像覺醒了

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‎我現在變成好色女了

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‎我會傳色色訊息

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‎（-今晚見？
‎-等不及了）

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‎天啊，妳們知道這是什麼意思嗎？

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‎現在只剩我一個處女了

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‎我以為我會第一個做

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‎因為我好強又飢渴

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‎-別擔心，妳遲早會有的
‎-對啊

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‎去那裡就不會了

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‎妳們以為這些書呆子會炒飯？

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‎算了，我想跟妳們幹下很多大事

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‎我也不能像那些老處女

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‎等上大學了才破處

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‎我不走了

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‎真的？謝天謝地

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‎好耶

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‎-嗨
‎-妳怎麼樣？

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‎-嗨
‎-祝你們高中最後一天快樂

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‎覺得怎麼樣？

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‎既開心又難過

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‎真不敢相信過了今天後

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‎我們就不會回來了

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‎我要喝水

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‎他還好吧？

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‎一點都不好

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‎各位，他拒絕接受自己快畢業了

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‎他不肯講這件事，也不肯清置物櫃

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‎整個人完全關機

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‎他上禮拜是挺怪的

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‎就算以川特的標準都算怪

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‎我覺得他很怕畢業後要找工作

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‎我也覺得他因為要離開我所以難過

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‎喔，小艾

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‎對啊，我不知道我沒他該怎麼辦

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‎他來了，誰趕快轉換話題？

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‎派克斯頓，聽說你要代表同屆致詞

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‎太猛了

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‎對啊，大家投票選我，真的很光榮

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‎請別生氣，但我不懂
‎為什麼要投票選出畢業典禮致詞的人

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‎為什麼不跟別校一樣
‎由畢業生代表致詞？

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‎“請別生氣”這句話還妳
‎因為我要說書蟲很無聊

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‎人氣王都好玩又爆笑

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‎說得好

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‎川特沒說錯

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‎人氣高的學生致詞的確都很難忘

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‎靠，我整個人喝茫了

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‎我愛大家

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‎我只想跟妳們這些懷疑我的臭婊子說

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‎我們絕交

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‎各位廢物再見

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‎你一定會講得很好

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‎對啊，希望如此

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‎你在講演講的事嗎？你該跳性感舞步

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‎我應該不會，席拉

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‎你非得來場性感表演，你性感出名的

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‎我有其他出名的地方啦

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‎這畢竟是你高四期間最有名的一點

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‎派克斯頓霍爾吉田，“最可能的成就

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‎萬人迷”

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‎瞭解

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‎迪薇，這學期的最後一天怎麼樣？

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‎有什麼“趣事”嗎？

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‎有四年級生在校車上
‎用刮鬍膏畫男人的生殖器

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‎對啊，哈…真可惡

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‎用刮鬍膏畫生殖器

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‎真的是妳今天最有趣的事嗎？

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‎真的嗎，迪薇？
‎我想知道妳錄取的這間神奇學校

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‎校長打給我了
‎妳以為她會到處告訴學生

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‎有這個翻轉人生的機會

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‎還覺得家長不必知道嗎？

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‎簡章給我看

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‎-這沒什麼了不起的
‎-其實很了不起

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‎誰都進不去那間學校

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‎我申請去那裡教書被拒絕

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‎好可憐喔，親愛的

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‎這樣最好，馬尼許
‎你太虛了，不適合住在高海拔

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‎好狠，我以為妳現在喜歡我了

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‎我很疼你，所以才擔心你身體虛

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‎好，繼續討論迪薇

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‎我們只是想說
‎妳能進林地學校讓我們很高興

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‎那間學校囊括一半的
‎《科學人》票選少年英雄榜

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‎所以妳要提早一年到那裡念？

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‎如果要去的話就沒錯

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‎但我已經決定婉拒了

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‎確定嗎？這間學校
‎好像真的是成功的捷徑

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‎媽，如果上這間學校
‎才能進普林斯頓，我會去，但是不必

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‎我成績超好，課外活動時數超多

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‎而且每個老師都愛我，對吧，老師？

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‎-什麼？
‎-由妳自己決定，迪薇

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‎-妳如果不想去，我不會逼妳
‎-真的？

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‎妳連參觀都不要？

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‎說實話，我也還不想把她送走

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‎婆婆，妳今天又吼了哪個客服人員？

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‎我們要走了

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‎好，請謝謝馬尼許
‎介紹抖音上的義大利麵洋芋片

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‎味道很…特別

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‎我會的

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‎我不想管太多

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‎但我覺得妳應該重新考慮林地學校

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‎我當初也很怕離開家和我的家人

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‎但我很慶幸當初有走

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‎因為加州理工學院
‎給了我難以想像的機會

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‎如果家人當初不逼我來
‎我絕對不會成長這麼多

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‎對不起，我太雞婆了，但我不吐不快

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‎好，晚安

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‎晚安，卡梅拉

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‎謝謝妳的建議

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‎不客氣

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‎我要回印度，我討厭這裡

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‎妳討厭整個美國

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‎只因為迪薇的幼稚園
‎有幾個媽媽對妳不禮貌？

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‎她們不只是對我不禮貌，她們很殘忍

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‎你應該看看大家聚餐時
‎看到我拿出柯馬咖哩的表情

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‎她們把我當成空氣

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‎每次都假裝聽不懂我的口音

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‎跟我講話時把我當成小孩子

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‎難道我要一直忍到迪薇上大學嗎？

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‎不必，以後會變好的

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‎但是我們之所以犧牲這麼多來到美國

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‎就是為了讓女兒

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‎能夠獲得最好的教育機會

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‎我們不能為了自己阻礙她的未來

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‎但我們可以在這段時間打開電腦

196
00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,523
‎幫這些媽媽訂閱一堆垃圾郵件

197
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,037
‎他們敢殺掉那個印度人

198
00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:58,414
‎我就要寫信罵Netflix

199
00:08:58,998 --> 00:08:59,832
‎奶奶

200
00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:03,043
‎《魷魚遊戲》的重點就是要死一堆人

201
00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,421
‎-迪薇！
‎-天啊！

202
00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,298
‎我們要去那間科羅拉多學校

203
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,633
‎我已經訂好票了，沒得商量

204
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,642
‎對，所以她下令
‎要我到科羅拉多州的這間學校

205
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:21,020
‎那裡根本是《鬼店》的背景

206
00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,646
‎我不想看到恐怖的雙胞胎

207
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:27,192
‎好啦，妳媽聽起來
‎只是要妳去參觀學校，迪薇

208
00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:30,529
‎又不會在深山把妳從火車上丟下來

209
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,781
‎但是根本就浪費時間，我又不去

210
00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:33,949
‎幹嘛去參觀？

211
00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:35,534
‎因為可以去看看嘛

212
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:38,078
‎誰知道呢？搞不好是個大好機會

213
00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:41,665
‎萊恩醫生，我進入青春期後
‎就在規畫高四的生活

214
00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:45,294
‎我一定要在正常的高中
‎跟大部分正常的朋友

215
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,254
‎做正常高四生會做的事

216
00:09:47,338 --> 00:09:50,466
‎而不是跟不修邊幅的陌生人在森林裡

217
00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,469
‎我不是說妳一定要去念

218
00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:57,556
‎我只是說妳應該拓展全新的經驗

219
00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:03,228
‎迪薇，妳把自己綁死在
‎人生應該如何的夢想時

220
00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,772
‎就等於是在侷限自己

221
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:10,569
‎我很清楚，迪薇妳這個人
‎把自己綁死在說一不二的夢想裡

222
00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,572
‎妳想跟全校最帥的男生交往

223
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:18,577
‎想當人氣最旺的女生
‎而且只想念普林斯頓大學

224
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,371
‎普林斯頓的事沒得商量

225
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:23,457
‎我是說，也許妳已經超越那個夢想了

226
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:27,544
‎妳跟高一時的迪薇是同一個人嗎？

227
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,588
‎不是

228
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,216
‎妳的確沒那麼常說“同意”了

229
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,634
‎拜託，醫生

230
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,761
‎心胸開闊一點

231
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,638
‎寶貝，世界這麼大

232
00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:40,724
‎有時讓自己驚訝一下也很好

233
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,564
‎川特，你看

234
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:51,151
‎派克斯頓選了學士帽和學士服
‎那你呢？你選好了嗎？

235
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,152
‎不用擔心

236
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:53,987
‎我很擔心

237
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:56,949
‎-你知道再過兩天就要畢業了吧？
‎-知道

238
00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,743
‎寶貝，我知道離開學校很可怕

239
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:03,539
‎但我看到有義大利餐廳
‎在徵義大利麵部門員工

240
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:06,834
‎-對你來說是很刺激的全新冒險
‎-嗯

241
00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:08,794
‎派克斯頓，你可以幫忙嗎？

242
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,588
‎川特，你敢不去畢典
‎我就跟馬克斯說他是我最好的朋友

243
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:12,589
‎我一定去

244
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:16,427
‎好，現在請你們到車庫外討論這件事

245
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,720
‎我要把講稿寫完

246
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:18,929
‎寫得怎麼樣？

247
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,057
‎要我傳訊給迪薇幫忙嗎？她超愛演講

248
00:11:22,141 --> 00:11:24,476
‎雖然大部分都是在道歉

249
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:28,480
‎不用，這是我第一次
‎真的知道自己想講什麼

250
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,326
‎（科羅拉多州）

251
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,458
‎哇，迪薇，妳看這個地方

252
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,210
‎每個人看起來都好快樂、活潑

253
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,296
‎太戶外了

254
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,173
‎就怕有熊會在我走路上課時攻擊

255
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,925
‎因為我吃很多糖，所以肉的味道很香

256
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,928
‎這裡的確有一窩熊偶爾會來

257
00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:01,930
‎但牠們只會攻擊垃圾桶

258
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,224
‎-威舍庫瑪母女嗎？
‎-對

259
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,727
‎嗨，她是迪薇，我是她媽媽娜莉妮

260
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,228
‎你一定是菲力斯老師吧？

261
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:09,480
‎請叫我李歐

262
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,232
‎林地學校的學生都直呼老師名字

263
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,402
‎看吧，迪薇，妳最愛沒大沒小了

264
00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:18,030
‎我們認為一定要讓青少年

265
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,699
‎認為自己和老師在心智上平起平坐

266
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,869
‎是啊，然後到晚上8點
‎就要學生睡覺、熄燈了吧？

267
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,788
‎不會，門禁時間很有彈性

268
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:28,373
‎有很多大學程度課程的讀書會

269
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:29,750
‎是深夜在圖書館進行

270
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,795
‎大學程度課程？哇

271
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,921
‎我帶妳們參觀一下

272
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:37,090
‎然後我會請迪薇旁聽我的下一堂課

273
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,926
‎比較文學與文化理論

274
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,137
‎名字真長，聽起來好厲害

275
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,567
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

276
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,736
‎妳也不小心忘了帶走藝術作品？

277
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,363
‎不，我沒忘

278
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,824
‎這些放不下腳踏車的籃子

279
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,784
‎所以我爸開車來載

280
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,035
‎等一下

281
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,621
‎妳騎只有一個小籃子的腳踏車上學？

282
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,164
‎對啊，怎麼了？

283
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:12,543
‎我以為是渾身刺青的男友騎哈雷載妳

284
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:17,005
‎錯了，我沒哈雷，也沒男友

285
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,883
‎所以妳不是龐克、搖滾那種人？

286
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,470
‎你想知道我暑假做什麼嗎？

287
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,223
‎我在購物中心的玩具熊手作店

288
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,391
‎什麼？

289
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,892
‎我們每天營業

290
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:32,688
‎我會穿上小圍裙，告訴小朋友
‎塑膠原料的絨毛娃娃愛他們

291
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:33,814
‎你應該過來看看

292
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,315
‎好，我想見識，一定去

293
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,233
‎那就這麼約好了

294
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,611
‎我不是說約會那種約，抱歉…

295
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,321
‎要約會也可以啊

296
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,243
‎好，沒問題

297
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,204
‎那我們就約會吧

298
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,289
‎好

299
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:56,003
‎雖然靜靜盯著對方很好玩

300
00:13:56,086 --> 00:14:00,549
‎不過我得回車上了，我爸很容易中暑

301
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,050
‎沒問題，好

302
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,469
‎那我再打給妳

303
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:15,355
‎各位同學，今天有個客人

304
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,065
‎大家向迪薇問好

305
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,150
‎她明年可能來念本校

306
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,863
‎大家好，你們學校好漂亮，味道也香

307
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,448
‎比敝校的香氛機好聞多了

308
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,574
‎謝謝迪薇

309
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:29,870
‎好，希望各位昨晚有看完
‎阿根廷文豪波赫士的《虛構集》

310
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:30,871
‎-有
‎-看完了

311
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,040
‎好，那就開始討論吧

312
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:36,960
‎我認為很有趣的地方
‎在於他很多敘事者都有名字

313
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:41,548
‎對，我也發現到這一點
‎敘事者看似不是他，但其實就是他

314
00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,133
‎對，沒錯，就像…

315
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,802
‎迪薇從來沒在這種班級過

316
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,971
‎並不是說大家都坐在地上

317
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,223
‎發言也不必舉手

318
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,726
‎而是因為每個人都做足功課

319
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,519
‎而且真的想學東西

320
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,689
‎大家還有發現迷宮主題一直出現嗎？

321
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,901
‎感覺很像是在討論自由意志

322
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,528
‎迪薇，迷宮讓妳想到什麼？

323
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:07,991
‎喔，其實我沒看過這本書，抱歉

324
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,993
‎不用抱歉，我知道妳沒看過

325
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,912
‎我只想知道妳的想法

326
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,040
‎迷宮對妳來說代表什麼？

327
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,463
‎代表人生道路不是一直線？

328
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:26,885
‎我們有選擇
‎有的選擇讓我們走入死胡同

329
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:31,139
‎有的能帶我們到意想不到的地方

330
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,476
‎哇，我喜歡這個想法，謝謝迪薇

331
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,519
‎不會

332
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,485
‎大家可以發言，表達個人意見

333
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,320
‎當聰明人是很酷的

334
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:46,488
‎本來就應該這樣

335
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,074
‎沒有“操不得的宅女”，也沒有帥哥區

336
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,784
‎大家都是書呆子

337
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,661
‎我覺得我真的能適應

338
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,914
‎妳們有沒有人想跟我換位子？

339
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,291
‎因為妳們兩人一直講個不停

340
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,544
‎不用，我們討厭中間的位子

341
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,461
‎好，然後呢？

342
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:05,173
‎媽，我想去念

343
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,591
‎真的？

344
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,639
‎-妳要爆米花嗎？
‎-好啊

345
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:14,558
‎-我有煙燻杏仁
‎-好，要花生嗎？

346
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,228
‎（恭喜2022年畢業生）

347
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,313
‎可是我以為妳說妳不想去

348
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,983
‎我知道，可是我去了以後好喜歡

349
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,068
‎我的好勝人格甦醒了

350
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,903
‎那妳的好色人格呢？

351
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,281
‎別忘了，到那裡是開不了苞的

352
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,991
‎因為他們都是嬉皮醜八怪

353
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,994
‎那我只好自願當個傻大姊

354
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,454
‎以處女之身上大學了

355
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:38,582
‎不過也許我會把第一次獻給帥哥教授

356
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,709
‎讓他調教我各種姿勢

357
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,336
‎好吧，我沒辦法跟妳爭這種性幻想

358
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:47,591
‎我知道這個決定搞亂我們的高四計畫

359
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,759
‎但是我會回來的

360
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,387
‎反正妳們都已經過得很精彩

361
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,807
‎艾莉諾有夢幻好萊塢經紀人和川特

362
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,268
‎法碧歐拉現在又跟艾迪森在一起

363
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,021
‎妳們不會注意到我走的

364
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,648
‎亂講，不過話說回來，妳秋季才會走

365
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:04,941
‎夏季還可以一起玩

366
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,818
‎不必現在就難過

367
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,112
‎我們該坐下了

368
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,072
‎對

369
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,662
‎川特，你在幹嘛？快上去找同屆的啊

370
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,039
‎他們跟我不同屆

371
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,499
‎明明就是，上去啊

372
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:21,666
‎並不是

373
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,585
‎艾莉諾，我留級了

374
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,130
‎高四留級，現在得重讀一次

375
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:28,840
‎你留級了？

376
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,342
‎我好丟臉

377
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,384
‎我不想告訴妳

378
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,638
‎因為我不敢看妳臉上失望的表情

379
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,600
‎我沒有失望，我好高興

380
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,894
‎我們又可以在一起一年了

381
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,396
‎還好你成績很爛，真是謝天謝地

382
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,281
‎謝謝韋德史沃斯先生

383
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,951
‎慷慨陳詞男性的權利

384
00:17:56,535 --> 00:18:00,288
‎蕭娜，下次我要先過目
‎校友演講內容，好嗎？

385
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:03,291
‎好了，2022年畢業的同學

386
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,837
‎各位一定非常期待下一位講者

387
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,463
‎因為是你們表決出來的

388
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:11,216
‎讓我們歡迎派克斯頓霍爾吉田先生

389
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:16,847
‎他是我最好的朋友！

390
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,226
‎-嗨
‎-我愛你！

391
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:26,273
‎謝謝，我知道大家都以為我會…

392
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,693
‎在台上喝酒，或者跳性感舞步之類的

393
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:35,824
‎但我不會這麼做

394
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,910
‎我反而要談一下努力這件事

395
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,413
‎-遜
‎-川特，別這樣嘛

396
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,874
‎抱歉，反射動作，我愛你，兄弟

397
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,841
‎我有很長一段時間不必努力做任何事

398
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,595
‎說實話，我的日子過得很輕鬆

399
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,723
‎因為我很會游泳，畢業紀念冊也說

400
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,266
‎我長得很好看

401
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,565
‎可是後來有人告訴我怎麼鞭策自己

402
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:13,069
‎他在講妳耶，迪薇，挺浪漫的吧？

403
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,532
‎那個人逼我嘗試我以前不在行的事

404
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:22,037
‎例如念書，真的超痛苦的

405
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,414
‎但是我很感激

406
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:30,670
‎因為現在我知道
‎我不只是猛男或人氣王

407
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:35,675
‎我其實真的是個好人，腦袋也挺聰明

408
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:39,221
‎我給各位的建議是努力鞭策自己

409
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,765
‎打破別人給你的框架

410
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,184
‎別被標籤定型

411
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,898
‎說到這裡，我要把麥克風

412
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,067
‎交給靠真功夫贏得致詞權利的人

413
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:55,111
‎本屆畢業生代表：姜布蘭

414
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,954
‎等一下，迪薇，妳怎麼不小鹿亂撞？

415
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:08,375
‎派克斯頓在全校面前致詞提到妳

416
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,960
‎妳還好嗎？

417
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:10,919
‎妳醉了嗎？

418
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:16,299
‎天啊，川特留級我好高興

419
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,510
‎我受不了同時失去你們兩個

420
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,553
‎畢竟妳要去科羅拉多了，迪薇

421
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:21,471
‎妳要去？

422
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,642
‎對啊，我剛剛決定了

423
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,769
‎好

424
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,562
‎我們晚點打給妳

425
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:30,897
‎好

426
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,484
‎那我應該要恭喜妳了

427
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,111
‎我也要恭喜你

428
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,697
‎現在全校都是你的
‎好好享受你的恐怖暴政吧

429
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:39,781
‎是啊

430
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:41,950
‎只是…

431
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,578
‎我不希望妳走，阿迪

432
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:46,997
‎最好是啦

433
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,417
‎因為你需要我討厭的個性
‎才能激發你的競爭本性吧？

434
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,419
‎我不覺得妳的個性很討厭

435
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,963
‎我喜歡妳的個性

436
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,423
‎你每天都說我很討厭

437
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:57,716
‎是啊，開玩笑的

438
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,844
‎好，那你為什麼不要我走？

439
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,096
‎因為…

440
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:05,890
‎我會想妳

441
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,560
‎非常想妳

442
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,689
‎等等，現在開始小鹿亂撞了

443
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,695
‎小號迪

444
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,613
‎中號班

445
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,701
‎你剛剛講得真好

446
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,037
‎川特都感動到哭了，任務完成

447
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,331
‎對啊，講得很好，兄弟

448
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,457
‎謝謝你們

449
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,126
‎前排有幾個女生看起來真的很氣

450
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,586
‎因為我沒跳性感舞步

451
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,421
‎不過除此之外，我很高興

452
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:37,339
‎那就好

453
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,343
‎好，我要走了，恭喜你，派克斯頓

454
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:42,302
‎謝謝你

455
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,477
‎妳聽到我感謝妳了嗎？

456
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,979
‎有，謝謝你

457
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,606
‎對啊

458
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,108
‎我欠妳很多，迪薇

459
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,527
‎雖然我們之間有些波折

460
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,781
‎但是如果沒有妳，我可能上不了大學

461
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,078
‎其實我也要好好謝謝你

462
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:12,832
‎雖然這麼說很怪，我也不想嚇到你

463
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:14,959
‎但是…

464
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,881
‎你也算是幫我度過喪父之痛

465
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,385
‎真的？怎麼說？

466
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,347
‎因為你是我的夢想

467
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:33,436
‎妳應該偶爾來亞利桑那州看我

468
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,605
‎我會讓妳寫我的大學功課

469
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,941
‎-好痛
‎-有沒有搞錯？

470
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:38,900
‎派克斯頓

471
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:39,901
‎爸爸

472
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:40,902
‎回頭見

473
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,284
‎你一上台，你爸就開始哭了

474
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,036
‎你讓我好驕傲

475
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,955
‎你太厲害了

476
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,083
‎-謝謝爸
‎-好，換我了

477
00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:00,922
‎迪薇走回家時

478
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,716
‎才發現自己把太多青春年華

479
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,218
‎都執著在未來上

480
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,096
‎她老是希望未來終究能適應環境

481
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,682
‎可是今天讓她知道

482
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,225
‎自己早就已經適應了

483
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:16,563
‎她的父親證明了人生無常

484
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:20,817
‎所以她突然覺得當下其實很珍貴

485
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,069
‎她一點都不想浪費現在的時光

486
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,002
‎媽

487
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:42,297
‎迪薇，妳還好吧？

488
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:43,840
‎我不想去

489
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:46,801
‎妳不想去哪裡？

490
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:48,845
‎去念林地學校

491
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,056
‎妳一定要去啊，我們都決定了

492
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,559
‎不要，我還不想離開妳

493
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:58,897
‎迪薇，妳非去不可

494
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:02,525
‎這是為了妳的將來
‎妳爸爸也一定希望妳去

495
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:05,236
‎可是我也有爸爸的回憶

496
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,447
‎他會希望我們在一起

497
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,240
‎我只是…

498
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,493
‎我還想再黏著妳一年

499
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,788
‎我們不知道未來會怎麼樣

500
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:16,956
‎好嗎？妳看看爸

501
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,083
‎我只是…

502
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,877
‎我想黏著妳久一點

503
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:23,880
‎這樣可以嗎？

504
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,720
‎當然可以，孩子

505
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,314
‎但只能多待一年

506
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,441
‎不能跟住前面那個卡洛的兒子一樣

507
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,276
‎50歲了還跟媽媽住

508
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:53,785
‎迪薇聽從萊恩醫生的建議，開拓心胸

509
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:57,121
‎雖然她會在雪曼橡樹高中念高四

510
00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:58,623
‎但是她的夢已經改變

511
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,711
‎（法碧歐拉）

512
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:06,464
‎天啊，這個色色訊息是要給艾迪森的

513
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:07,423
‎真抱歉

514
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,975
‎不過以前的夢想可能還有一部分

515
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,560
‎讓她想實現

516
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,728
‎根據萊恩醫生的說法

517
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,064
‎她就要讓自己驚訝了

518
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,700
‎嗨，派蒂讓我進來的

519
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,868
‎好，有什麼事嗎？

520
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,582
‎（免費炒飯一次）

521
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,440
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