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The capital has effectively been encircled,

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without fuel and supplies, people in the worst affected areas...

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...will die.

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This is now a national emergency.

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Cobra will remain active until its conclusion.

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As you know, I have the highest admiration for you.

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Get your hand off my arm, and back the fuck off.

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I'm not some little volunteer

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you can get handy with on the battle bus.

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Anyone who's angry is out on the streets.

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That is a hell of a lot of people.

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Manchester, Birmingham. No more velvet gloves.

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We're losing control of this situation.

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I'm authorizing you to return fire.

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She was a young woman who was just doing her job.

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It is time to throw out this rotten and incompetent government.

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Mum, it's Georgia. We were taking stuff.

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They can't bring her round, mum! She's not breathing.

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You need to keep it together, and I don't want you to speak to anyone.

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Rachel coached Ellie. The PM knew it was going on.

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Of course he knew.

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Rachel Sutherland said posh white girls shouldn't go to prison.

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The law must take its course unimpeded.

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I have never interfered with that,

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and I would never instruct any of my staff to do so.

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After careful consideration, I have resigned as Home Secretary.

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I intend to call a general election. I will not resign.

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What's happening, Audrey?

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What's the Naval Commander said?

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Nothing, because I'm a girl, and he doesn't see the point of me.

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But I'm sensing they're really worried the bad weather

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might be moving the wreck about even more.

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- OK, keep me informed. - Fraser?

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Yeah?

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I just want you to know that I will never forgive you

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- for sending me out here. - Bring it up at your next appraisal.

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I'll be bringing up my breakfast into the North Sea first.

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OK, take care.

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We are evacuating this town as a precaution.

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Bye.

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Please report to one of our information points.

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We are evacuating this town as a precaution.

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Please report to one of our information points.

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We are evacuating this town as a precaution.

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OK, so our problem remains the elderly,

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who insist on staying in their homes because the wreck hasn't blown up

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for 50 years. Et cetera, et cetera.

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Someone should remind them Leicester City didn't win the league

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until 2016.

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The Prime Minister wishes me to thank you for your efforts

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in evacuating the town.

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I'd like to think that everybody

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but the most hardline refuseniks will be out of here by the evening.

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When we have received the proper analysis from the naval team,

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then we can plan the next steps.

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Thank you.

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...clear. Bailout tested and clear.

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We've got 2-8-0 in the bailout, requesting mains.

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Copy that. 2-8-0 in the bailout. Bailout check complete.

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Ready for mains.

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OK, standby's on mains, ready to go.

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Hi, madam, good morning. I'm not sure if you're aware,

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but there's currently an urgent evacuation taking place

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at the moment, so I'm going to have to ask you

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to leave the property right now.

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Mum, they're coming round again.

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Ridiculous.

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What's that?

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- No idea. - I'm getting some...

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It might be another tremor.

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Bring him up.

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Command to Dive Team Alpha, prepare to surface.

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Bring him up. Bring him up!

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Get him up now. Get him up, get him up!

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Command to Dive Team Alpha, mission abort.

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Surface now.

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These are the scenes from Kent

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after the significant earth tremor that took place on Tuesday afternoon.

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Following inspections of a sunken World War Two munitions ship

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lying just offshore, the government is considering

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the evacuation of towns along the coast.

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We understand the Prime Minister...

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...has convened a full COBRA to take place later in the day

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to discuss the possibility of a mandatory evacuation

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of the areas most at risk.

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That's fracking.

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What's fracking?

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Causing all the earthquakes.

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Problem is, Greta, they've stopped fracking.

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Too little too late. Thanks, boomers.

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Er...Gen X and proud of it, actually.

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What are you actually proud of?

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Oh, I dunno. Better music...high-status reading habits,

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and not having all my predictable and socially conforming views

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given to me by Twitter mobs.

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You still murdered the planet.

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Put the milk back in the fridge, or there will be hate speech.

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- He's impressive. - Who is?

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Joseph.

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Big change from Archie.

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You have reservations?

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I would have told you if I had reservations.

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As a person, then.

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I don't really have an opinion one way or another.

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That's what worries me.

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He's fine.

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We're different...which is also fine.

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The party base likes him.

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Socially conservative...

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working class, self-made.

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Which is why I agree he's a good appointment,

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because any more defections, and we're fucked.

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Archie's on manoeuvres, by the way. Wants the whip back.

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You wouldn't.

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I most certainly would if I deemed it necessary.

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Look, none of these bastards are my friends, Anna.

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It's purely strategic.

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How's Ellie getting on in Santiago?

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Well, the trial took a lot out of her.

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She has a new boyfriend,

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a Chilean anarchist who sets fire to tube stations.

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Take that, Neo-liberals.

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Home Secretary.

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Congratulations, Joseph.

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If you were a drinking man, I'd offer you a nip of something.

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Thank you, Prime Minister.

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For the time being,

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I am enjoying reading people online announcing

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that I am no longer a black man.

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Well, real rebels join the establishment, I guess.

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Real rebels follow the truth...like Paul.

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- Paul? - Saint Paul.

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- Oh, yes. - Wasn't so great on women as I recall.

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Especially short-haired ones.

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Yes, he did give the Corinthians some grief on coiffure as I recall.

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Paul's most important message was love.

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Without love there is nothing, and only his love can save us all.

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Well, amen to that.

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Now that you have been sworn in, you can attend the COBRA

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we have called on the earthquakes in Kent, which starts in er...

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...five minutes ago.

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Well, it's briefing room J, actually, but don't tell anyone.

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It destroys the mystique.

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Good morning, everyone.

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Most of you know Joseph Obasi, of course.

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This is his first COBRA as Home Secretary,

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- so I'll let him take the chair. - Thank you, Prime Minister.

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I believe, Fraser, you will be updating us on the situation in Kent

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and the sunken munition ship.

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The naval teams are down there now.

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There was some concern that the hull was damaged by these earth tremors.

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Am I correct in thinking that some reports suggest

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the long immersion in water will mean there's nothing

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- to detonate the explosives? - Yes, that is correct.

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But there is also speculation that copper azide could be produced,

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which might be sufficient to detonate the munitions.

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- So, do we evacuate? - Huge resistance to that.

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- So we make it mandatory. - I think that's the only option...

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given the reluctance of the elderly to leave their homes.

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OK, so let's say the tremor has shifted the wreck

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and damaged the hull significantly.

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Let's say it does blow up...

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- The damage would be enormous. - How enormous?

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Reshaping the Kent coastline enormous.

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I'd refer you to the Nova Scotia incident in 1917,

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where the Mont-Blanc explosion took out Halifax

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at the cost of 2,000 lives.

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And as we saw in Beirut, catastrophic damage to buildings

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and infrastructure, and terrible injuries.

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We are also very concerned about subsequent flooding.

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But it's been so long since the ship went down...

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I know you hate it when I say this.

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Don't tell me, we just don't really know?

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It probably won't blow up.

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Why haven't we dealt with this wreck before?

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Too hard. More danger of setting it off by prodding it.

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If the earthquake has damaged the hull,

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then I would say we have to go for mandatory evacuation.

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Get things moving immediately.

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Right, lads at the back, come on, move to the front.

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Those tables are set up for tonight. So...

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don't be messing about on the coach to Chertsey.

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Remember you gotta bring ID with your age on it,

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- or you won't be allowed to play. - Oi, sir, what's happening?

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Sorry...did I say I had finished, lads?

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But sir, it's the helicopter.

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I don't care if it's the International Space Station,

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sit down and listen while I'm talking,

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or I'll be using you to demonstrate how to do a spear tackle. Come on.

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That's it, sit down. We've all seen a helicopter before, lads. Come on.

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Down you get, come on. There we go.

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- Sir! - Lads, get down. Lads!

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Mr Hadleigh!

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Sir? Mr Hadleigh!

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And speaking of dangerous old wrecks.

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Ah, Peter, thanks for coming.

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- What's this about? - Oh, you know.

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How's tricks? What's the story?

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Thought you might want to congratulate me.

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On what?

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On holding my seat at the election

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in spite of everything they threw at me.

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- Seventeen votes. - Made it all the sweeter.

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Imagine his face watching that second recount!

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He still won, which after everything they had been through...

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A majority of nine is a tricky thing,

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especially now the opposition has a grown-up in charge.

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- Maybe. - Anyway...

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I still haven't had the chance to congratulate you

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on somehow walking out of court a free man.

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I really don't have time for the badinage, Archie.

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Debatable.

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Because you may be free, but you are also unemployable.

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- Always a pleasure to see you, Archie. - OK, OK.

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OK. OK.

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Let's cut to the chase.

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First, they restore the whip.

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Then I get a seat in Cabinet.

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And I want you to help me.

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I know what you're going to say to me, this is just trolling Robert.

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- This is just trolling Robert. - Well...

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Of course, partly, yes, and quite a big part, to be fair,

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but also...say what you like about him,

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he has an eye for talent.

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And what's the price, Mephistopheles?

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I think you've just answered your own question.

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We're gonna start as we always do on the Morbid Symptoms podcast

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and jump straight in, so...Francine Bridge...

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- ...why did you do it? - Why did I do what?

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Join the Tories.

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After so many 'comrades' ordering me to fuck off

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and do precisely that, you mean?

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And I didn't join the Tories,

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- of course, I took a job. - And resigned from it.

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Yes.

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So we know that Sutherland has that difficult majority of nine.

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But what about his other problems?

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The Singer Inquiry into the shootings on junction 23

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during the solar storm will report soon.

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That's right. I just hope that it brings justice,

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and some closure for the innocent photographer that was shot.

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What's your view of the Rachel Sutherland trial collapse?

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Well, the jury heard the evidence. They couldn't reach a verdict.

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Because posh white mums don't belong in prison.

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Well, that depends if they've committed a crime.

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How about their drug-dealing daughters?

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I think the sentence for Ellie Sutherland

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was appropriate under the circumstances.

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I don't know enough about the case to have an opinion on it.

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Francine Bridge, demonstrating that whatever her other virtues,

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she has absolutely no understanding of the zeitgeist.

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OK. Ask me another one.

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Ever kissed a Tory?

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- Oh, please. - So that's where you draw the line?

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Oligarch plus helicopter crash normally equals...

256
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,120
Investigations are underway.

257
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,335
What about the teacher?

258
00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,976
A rugby coach whose name was Graham Hadleigh.

259
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,767
Wife and two kids.

260
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He was killed instantly by shrapnel from the crash.

261
00:18:50,844 --> 00:18:52,096
His poor children.

262
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,736
Mikael Kostenko had just attended the varsity match.

263
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,056
Our Ukrainian sources say he was en route to Brazil

264
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,376
to sort out a land contract in the Amazon.

265
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,536
Pretty sure Archie's been on his yacht.

266
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,816
Along with politicians of many different stripes,

267
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,437
- from Tony Blair to Bill Clinton. - That's just one stripe actually.

268
00:19:09,462 --> 00:19:11,816
If it was sabotage, or something like that,

269
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,736
I'm guessing it's not down to the Norwegians.

270
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,099
Well, it would be easier to list those who didn't have a grudge against him.

271
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,256
He pissed off both the Ukrainian and Russian governments

272
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,449
and had several powerful rivals.

273
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,736
He is heavily implicated in recent corruption cases

274
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,096
involving the Israeli Prime Minister and the Brazilian President,

275
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,120
with whom he is good friends.

276
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,936
Why was a helicopter taking off...

277
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,216
The school next door lets VIP helicopters

278
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,936
use the land during rugby games, to raise funds.

279
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,999
There had, apparently, been some complaints

280
00:19:43,023 --> 00:19:44,736
from parents worried about safety.

281
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,760
You can expect blowback on that.

282
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:51,616
School forced to rent out playing fields for oligarch's helicopter

283
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,433
equals blood on our hands.

284
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,940
I will keep you informed.

285
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,496
We are evacuating this town as a precaution.

286
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,576
The hull is very corroded. Any movement is problematic.

287
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,689
- Is it gonna blow up? - It's very hard to say.

288
00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:09,217
OK.

289
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,896
You're evacuating the town, which is sensible.

290
00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:13,074
Leave the ship to us.

291
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,160
Thank you. Cheers.

292
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,656
I've booked us a B&B outside of the evacuation area, down in Margate.

293
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,616
Oh, great, I can pay a visit to Olby's Studio One.

294
00:20:30,356 --> 00:20:33,240
- What's that? - The old Dugout. Mod weekenders.

295
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,761
Ah, I didn't know you were a Mod.

296
00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:38,372
I'm not gonna come to work dressed in a parka, am I?

297
00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:46,016
What's your thing, then?

298
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,459
Outside of planning for national emergencies.

299
00:20:49,008 --> 00:20:51,216
I don't really have any interests.

300
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,120
Just work, work, work.

301
00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:55,195
Weren't you seeing that Francine Bridge?

302
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,056
- Sort of. It didn't...it didn't really... - It didn't...

303
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,257
I'm not really good with relationships.

304
00:21:03,766 --> 00:21:06,286
My ex-wife called me a slow puncture.

305
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,160
- That's not very nice. - She might have a point, though.

306
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,176
Well, never mind, not everybody can say that they're top dog

307
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,170
when it comes to civil contingencies planning.

308
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,896
I mean, I dunno. My default position is usually to support the woman.

309
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,120
Rightly so, probably. It's usually the man's fault.

310
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,200
Yeah. Not always, though.

311
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,480
My dad was one of the softest people you could have ever met.

312
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,256
All he wanted to do was go down the boozer with his mates,

313
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,656
listen to The Faces, and watch the 'wall.

314
00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:45,320
- The what? - No-one likes us?

315
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:48,266
- Millwall Football Club. - Oh.

316
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,579
He was a school caretaker.

317
00:21:52,284 --> 00:21:55,720
Wore the same hat every year at Christmas that lit up, for the kids.

318
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,800
But he was also fat and unhealthy, so...

319
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,927
...he died alone in hospital.

320
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,720
We couldn't go and see him, say goodbye.

321
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,700
- That's pretty fucked up. - Yeah.

322
00:22:17,331 --> 00:22:19,416
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are Tiny Flaws,

323
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,739
and our first tune tonight is Wrong Kind Of Blue.

324
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:36,120
Yeah? Never underestimate a Mod.

325
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,776
Expel a few diplomats, right?

326
00:22:46,269 --> 00:22:47,800
That's usually the format.

327
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,600
That man was a volunteer, Anna.

328
00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:56,340
He gave up his free time to coach disadvantaged kids.

329
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,541
I know.

330
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:04,136
But can we really afford a major diplomatic incident right now

331
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,200
with all this shit going on around us?

332
00:23:08,184 --> 00:23:11,360
Let's sleep on it, discuss tomorrow.

333
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,082
Sleep. What's that again?

334
00:23:14,107 --> 00:23:16,176
- Are you still having trouble with that? - Yes.

335
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,945
And please, don't tell me...

336
00:23:17,969 --> 00:23:19,691
As soon as my head hits the pillow, I'm gone.

337
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,900
What's happening with Sam?

338
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,786
He's still shacked up with his 16-year-old.

339
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,440
- 16?! - Oh, OK, 36. Same difference, though.

340
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,880
Worse, possibly.

341
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,640
Do you think you might be a little bit depressed?

342
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,400
- No. - Good.

343
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,696
I think I'm tired, stressed, and a bit down in the dumps

344
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,096
for reasons I don't really need a shrink to explain.

345
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,591
I just had to ask.

346
00:24:08,706 --> 00:24:10,845
- Mental health is... - No laughing matter?

347
00:24:10,869 --> 00:24:11,946
It's important.

348
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,176
I mean, I don't want you thinking it's all about me

349
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,200
and my needs the whole time.

350
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,389
Duty done.

351
00:24:27,279 --> 00:24:29,975
You were really close to Anna Marshall, though.

352
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,840
I was. I still think she's brilliant.

353
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,960
But...elite schools, elite university, elite values.

354
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,223
Same.

355
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,856
What's wrong with that? You'll be telling me punctuality

356
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,296
and the written word are all part of white privilege next.

357
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,577
I'll tell you what I'll be telling you, thank you very much.

358
00:24:49,602 --> 00:24:51,934
Which is you have to contemplate the idea

359
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,416
that yours isn't the only angle of view.

360
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,656
Sure, but you have to think it's the best one,

361
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,093
or you would, presumably, change it.

362
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:02,736
Anyway, I didn't belong there. You don't believe in white privilege?

363
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,696
- Just look at a COBRA meeting. - I never said I didn't believe in it.

364
00:25:08,973 --> 00:25:11,560
Confirmation that I'm on the Breakfast Show tomorrow...

365
00:25:12,366 --> 00:25:14,308
...discussing the Kostenko case.

366
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,941
- You think it was a hit? - Oligarch plus helicopter crash?

367
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,760
Nah, nothing suspicious there.

368
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,575
You better get an early night, then.

369
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,478
Oh, I'm not an 'early night' kind of person, really.

370
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,454
I am.

371
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,220
Shame.

372
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,456
- Have you got my mobile? - Don't think so.

373
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,976
Hold on, I've got yours, so I'll just ping it over.

374
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,393
- Why? - In case you ever want to use it.

375
00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:47,328
Got it.

376
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,320
- Bye. - Bye.

377
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,016
So...working.

378
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,310
Mm.

379
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,551
I didn't know if I'd be able to do my job again.

380
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,971
Yeah, I know.

381
00:26:49,828 --> 00:26:52,388
Still, work is good.

382
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,296
But I've also been thinking about holidays.

383
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,896
- Oh, right. Holidays... - You hate them, I know.

384
00:26:59,082 --> 00:27:01,856
But I've been looking at places in the Atacama,

385
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,936
and I...I thought...

386
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,496
maybe we could go and see Ellie, we'll head up there together.

387
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,176
The stars are meant to be amazing, apparently.

388
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,671
No, no. It would be good...

389
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,960
to be together as a family.

390
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,719
- Eleanor... - It was a hit.

391
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:27,120
We're almost certain they used an armored drone

392
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,776
to shoot down the helicopter. But it's a complicated situation.

393
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,056
It might be a boat we don't want to rock.

394
00:27:33,182 --> 00:27:34,536
I'll be right down.

395
00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,216
Who's this, then?

396
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,839
This has just come in from our investigation.

397
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:09,160
Klara Lechkova is a Russian citizen.

398
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,496
She's picked up a couple of times on CCTV walking the towpath

399
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,503
which adjoins the school where the helicopter was due to take off.

400
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,561
Where was the drone controlled from?

401
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,536
She also purchased a scooter, which we believe

402
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,896
may have been used to leave the scene afterwards.

403
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,886
And she's vanished off the face of the Earth.

404
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,536
Klara is the niece of a member of the Duma

405
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,508
with links to the President.

406
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,776
Her uncle is a decorated GRU member and also has close links

407
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,136
to separatists operating out of the Donetsk People's Republic.

408
00:28:41,451 --> 00:28:42,954
Who's the sidekick?

409
00:28:42,979 --> 00:28:46,275
Rodrigo Lenin Araya, Colombian.

410
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,936
His father was a senior comandante of the FARC guerrilla movement,

411
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,876
murdered by right-wing paramilitaries.

412
00:28:53,408 --> 00:28:57,302
Araya studied at the People's Friendship University in Moscow.

413
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,056
We believe he is an SVR asset.

414
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,096
Well, this is all an enormous relief.

415
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,580
I thought things might get complicated.

416
00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:05,858
Bottom line, it was a Russian hit.

417
00:29:05,883 --> 00:29:09,259
They couldn't get close to Kostenko, so they used a drone.

418
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,539
And killed an innocent man.

419
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,901
I don't think that was part of the plan.

420
00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:15,816
So I assume they're out of the country?

421
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,511
Well, you assume wrong.

422
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,896
They sprayed out a bunch of decoys first

423
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,508
to see if we tried to pick them up.

424
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,896
- They are at a safe house still. - We can arrest them?

425
00:29:25,283 --> 00:29:28,080
Oh, we can. Question is...

426
00:29:28,911 --> 00:29:30,466
...do we want to?

427
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,160
A nice dilemma for a new Home Secretary.

428
00:30:02,993 --> 00:30:06,136
OK, perfect. It is about two hours' wait I'm afraid.

429
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,422
But you will be on the next bus. Have you had breakfast?

430
00:30:08,772 --> 00:30:11,588
No? Help yourself to breakfast, OK? Sit wherever you like.

431
00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:14,429
Can you make sure that first bus is gone by 12:00 p.m.? Thank you.

432
00:30:14,454 --> 00:30:17,695
Good morning. Now, look, I wasn't expecting Egyptian cotton

433
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,376
or anything, but those sheets were like sandpaper.

434
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,352
Some nice tinned tomatoes and bacon fat for breakfast, though.

435
00:30:25,019 --> 00:30:27,256
Are you sure you want to come out with us?

436
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,289
- It's pretty choppy out there. - It's me coming out.

437
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,440
- I know. - Well, why are you looking at him, then?

438
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:38,580
OK, if you insist. I'll see you down there.

439
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,626
He reminds me of an Action Man I used to have.

440
00:30:44,825 --> 00:30:47,238
- You had an Action Man? - I had about six.

441
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:51,776
You don't have to go out if you don't want to, you know?

442
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,616
- I don't want to. - OK.

443
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,399
But I do have to.

444
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,656
Otherwise, I'll sit around thinking I should have gone, and...

445
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,720
- I'll just drive myself mad. - You might even enjoy it.

446
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:05,947
OK.

447
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,376
OK, targets are on the move.

448
00:31:15,818 --> 00:31:18,711
Leaving early morning with little traffic.

449
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,470
Easier to spot a trail.

450
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,720
- What's happening? - They're moving.

451
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,655
We think it's Stansted, though.

452
00:31:27,704 --> 00:31:29,080
So what are we going to do?

453
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,736
If we let them go, everything will be a lot easier.

454
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,277
Impunity often is.

455
00:31:36,486 --> 00:31:40,286
There could be consequences that go beyond diplomatic exchanges.

456
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,514
I know that.

457
00:31:44,496 --> 00:31:47,976
But if we just let them go...they will know that too.

458
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,776
That will also have consequences down the line.

459
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,240
OK, then. It's your call.

460
00:31:55,376 --> 00:31:56,555
Yes, it is.

461
00:32:20,061 --> 00:32:22,061
OK. And over.

462
00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:27,360
So there was another tremor last night.

463
00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:28,696
Yeah.

464
00:32:28,721 --> 00:32:30,240
Any idea of the impact?

465
00:32:30,265 --> 00:32:31,920
That's what we're going out to take a look at.

466
00:32:32,465 --> 00:32:35,193
- OK, but... - Sorry, and no offense,

467
00:32:35,616 --> 00:32:38,680
but I'm not entirely sure what the point of you is.

468
00:32:40,234 --> 00:32:42,545
- What the point of me is? - I meant being here.

469
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,034
Why don't you guys just do your job and let me do mine, yeah?

470
00:32:49,003 --> 00:32:50,096
No, fair play.

471
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,576
It's a question I do ask myself from time to time.

472
00:32:52,728 --> 00:32:56,096
OK, well, the point of me, right now,

473
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,536
is that I am the eyes and ears of the Civil Contingencies Secretariat.

474
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,416
Now, that may not mean much to you, Captain Pugwash,

475
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,656
but it makes me the eyes and ears of Number 10 Downing Street, and hence,

476
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,176
the British Prime Minister. So if you've got a problem,

477
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,132
I suggest you take it up directly with him.

478
00:33:18,628 --> 00:33:20,496
Suspects are through security at Terminal 1.

479
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,800
OK. Keep eyes on.

480
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,918
Do you want to put Lightfingers into play?

481
00:33:28,942 --> 00:33:29,976
What's Lightfingers?

482
00:33:30,001 --> 00:33:32,369
Well, a world of pain for very little reward.

483
00:33:32,394 --> 00:33:34,536
- What? - There's still time to abort the mission.

484
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,619
And it won't bring Graham Hadleigh back.

485
00:33:36,643 --> 00:33:37,496
No. No, no.

486
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,576
You don't get to kill an innocent British citizen,

487
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,616
then just waltz off home with a new handbag

488
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,200
and a bottle of Johnnie Walker. Take the bastards in.

489
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:49,801
Do what the man says.

490
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,680
- Again, what's Lightfingers? - Watch.

491
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,760
Excuse me, madam.

492
00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:03,640
Would you mind stepping back into the store for a moment, please?

493
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,638
Yes, I would mind. They've called my flight, I haven't done anything.

494
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,451
If you could just show me the receipt for the item in your bag.

495
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:14,000
- There is no item in my bag. - What's going on?

496
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,320
Target on the move, southeast escalators.

497
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,656
Oi, you! Stop!

498
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,040
Out the way! Move. Move to the side!

499
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:37,496
Stop! Stop, armed police! Show me your hands!

500
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,896
- Get down on the floor! - I am Rodrigo Araya!

501
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,656
I am a Colombian human rights activist.

502
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,770
They are trying to make me disappear.

503
00:34:44,794 --> 00:34:46,336
I am a human rights activist!

504
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,896
- A human rights activist. - Target in custody.

505
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,846
All officers stand down.

506
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,440
- Pull their files for me. - OK.

507
00:34:56,749 --> 00:34:59,856
- So what now? - Now we charge her with shoplifting

508
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,376
- and him with resisting arrest. - But those are minor...

509
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,856
We remand them in custody on the basis that they are suspected

510
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,957
of other unspecified crimes,

511
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,336
and/or the possible commission of future crimes.

512
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,000
- And we...what, we just wait now? - Yeah.

513
00:35:15,768 --> 00:35:17,701
Well, we've chosen to prod the snake.

514
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,856
Now let's see if it bites, or...just rattles a bit.

515
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,379
Update me in an hour.

516
00:36:01,095 --> 00:36:04,655
Please report to one of our information points.

517
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,800
We are evacuating this town.

518
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,499
Jesus.

519
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,696
You all need to make your way to the buses now.

520
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,280
The evacuation is mandatory.

521
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,006
What's that?

522
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,696
- No idea. - I'm getting some...

523
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,700
It might be another tremor.

524
00:37:26,235 --> 00:37:28,000
What the hell is going on down there?

525
00:37:31,325 --> 00:37:32,576
That's not a tremor.

526
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,428
Bring him up.

527
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:35,976
Command to Dive Team Alpha, prepare to surface.

528
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,320
Bring him up. Bring him up!

529
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,376
Run...now!

530
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,400
Get to higher ground!

531
00:39:41,859 --> 00:39:45,000
First reports suggest heavy casualties among emergency teams.

532
00:39:46,242 --> 00:39:48,456
- Have you heard from Fraser? - No, we can't reach him.

533
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,466
He was down there with his entire team.

534
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,496
There are mass casualties on the seafront, glass,

535
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,816
- scalding water, collapsed masonry. - Have we got a live link yet?

536
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,590
There have been problems connecting to the feed.

537
00:39:58,615 --> 00:40:00,015
We need to get that link up.

538
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,325
Will someone please tell me what's going on with our communication system?

539
00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:14,165
SRT to Control, we seem to be experiencing Comms malfunction.

540
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,179
SRT to Control, are you receiving?

541
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,880
This is SRT, come in, Control.

542
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,816
GCHQ are reporting a massive Cyber attack.

543
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,576
It's taken out ECON, the new emergency services Comms network.

544
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,776
It means they can't talk to each other or send us live links.

545
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,317
You know what this is, don't you?

546
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,964
This is their bloody answer to the arrests.

547
00:41:54,988 --> 00:41:56,416
No, we can't have this.

548
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,456
Not now. Not in the middle of a natural disaster.

549
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,264
There's a message embedded in the malware

550
00:42:01,289 --> 00:42:02,576
they've used to crash the system.

551
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,696
What kind of message?

552
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,169
Ruin Britannia.

553
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,424
National Cyber Defense have seen nothing like this before.

554
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,616
- Is it Russian? - We have no idea.

555
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,976
The signature coding is like nothing we've seen before.

556
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,582
Is it connected to the assassination?

557
00:42:23,854 --> 00:42:24,992
Who's behind this?

558
00:42:25,016 --> 00:42:27,376
Honestly, we don't have any information.

559
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,642
Then, find out, and bring me some fucking answers!