1 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:04,844 A firestorm is caused by baskets of incendiaries, 2 00:00:04,924 --> 00:00:06,545 and not a single bomb. 3 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:09,705 Neither the silencing of a lone patriot, 4 00:00:09,785 --> 00:00:12,346 nor the disappearance of one truth-telling journalist 5 00:00:12,466 --> 00:00:15,146 will stop the flames of truth from spreading. 6 00:00:15,186 --> 00:00:16,987 Water may douse the flames, 7 00:00:17,107 --> 00:00:19,347 but who controls the water? 8 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:21,628 Think before you drink. 9 00:00:24,988 --> 00:00:29,149 Oh, my God, she has made me sound like a complete and utter idiot. 10 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,709 Well, I'm sure it's just... 11 00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:33,430 "Seemingly cloth-eared to current debates 12 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:35,470 on privilege and racial justice, 13 00:00:35,510 --> 00:00:38,511 she moans about the size of the Downing Street flat, 14 00:00:38,591 --> 00:00:40,551 and claims that her infamous comment 15 00:00:40,671 --> 00:00:42,592 that posh white girls do not belong in prison 16 00:00:42,712 --> 00:00:45,192 was not understood 'in context'... 17 00:00:46,473 --> 00:00:49,193 I made a joke about the flat 18 00:00:49,273 --> 00:00:51,073 because the cameraman banged his head. 19 00:00:51,153 --> 00:00:53,994 Oh. Come on, this is just newspapers. 20 00:00:54,074 --> 00:00:57,435 It's an absolute bloody disaster. 21 00:01:02,076 --> 00:01:04,196 Look, uh, Firestorm is back. 22 00:01:05,836 --> 00:01:07,637 I have to, uh... 23 00:01:21,159 --> 00:01:22,920 Well, are they messing with our water now? 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,360 Fraser's looking into it, Prime Minister. 25 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,441 And who snatched Hari Misra? 26 00:01:27,561 --> 00:01:30,481 - Ask the people he pissed off with his scoops. - What, including us? 27 00:01:30,561 --> 00:01:32,642 Contrary to popular myth and social media... 28 00:01:32,722 --> 00:01:36,363 Maybe my wife's had him snatched and is overseeing his torture somewhere. 29 00:01:36,443 --> 00:01:38,443 That's what they'll be saying, I imagine. 30 00:01:38,483 --> 00:01:40,899 Well, Misra's recent output certainly means the finger will point at us 31 00:01:40,923 --> 00:01:43,420 - to make us look bad. - And you're sure that wasn't your objective as well? 32 00:01:43,444 --> 00:01:45,204 A little strategic own-goal? 33 00:01:45,284 --> 00:01:48,445 Because I'm getting a bit doubtful to whose side anyone is on right now. 34 00:01:48,565 --> 00:01:50,805 We have done nothing to Hari Misra. 35 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:53,646 Not to make you look bad, or for any other reason. 36 00:01:53,726 --> 00:01:56,447 We failed to pick him up, and even if we had got there first, 37 00:01:56,487 --> 00:01:59,207 we don't have an assassination program, 38 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,847 as you know perfectly well. 39 00:02:00,927 --> 00:02:03,008 Well, I'm beginning to question merits of that. 40 00:02:03,088 --> 00:02:05,128 Especially when it comes to journalists. 41 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:08,289 We can announce a change of policy on the Number 10 Twitter feed if you like? 42 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:16,291 Okay, keep me informed. 43 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,451 Thanks. 44 00:02:18,531 --> 00:02:19,867 Problems with the water down in Kent. 45 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:22,132 Oh, yeah, my brother mentioned that to me. 46 00:02:22,172 --> 00:02:24,052 Been on and off for a while now, 47 00:02:24,172 --> 00:02:26,389 but the water company's saying that the pressure's completely normal. 48 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,493 Well, now, there's stuff flying all over social media 49 00:02:28,573 --> 00:02:30,733 - saying that it isn't safe to drink. - Really? 50 00:02:31,854 --> 00:02:33,734 Do you think it might be another... 51 00:02:33,774 --> 00:02:37,855 Water systems would be a prime target for a cyber-attack. 52 00:02:37,895 --> 00:02:40,535 I'll speak to the Intelligence Chief. 53 00:02:40,575 --> 00:02:43,576 They haven't flagged any malware in the system yet. 54 00:02:43,616 --> 00:02:45,456 We are clearly under attack 55 00:02:45,536 --> 00:02:48,177 from a coalition of powerful state actors, 56 00:02:48,257 --> 00:02:52,458 and they seem to be taking turns to occupy the driving seat. 57 00:02:52,538 --> 00:02:54,858 Foreign Secretary is not wrong. 58 00:02:54,978 --> 00:02:56,859 But first things first, 59 00:02:56,899 --> 00:02:59,179 my counterpart at the American Embassy 60 00:02:59,299 --> 00:03:03,620 has assured me that the Misra story we intercepted from his computer 61 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:06,461 about their involvement in the ship explosion in Kent 62 00:03:06,541 --> 00:03:08,981 was fake news planted by the Chinese. 63 00:03:09,021 --> 00:03:12,982 - And what do you think? - We're still looking at the evidence. 64 00:03:13,022 --> 00:03:17,583 Well, early evidence suggests that something odd went on down there. 65 00:03:17,703 --> 00:03:20,783 Fraser mentioned some kind of sonic event. 66 00:03:20,863 --> 00:03:25,184 And tension's very high between the Yanks and the Chinese at the moment. 67 00:03:25,264 --> 00:03:27,745 Would the Americans really... 68 00:03:27,865 --> 00:03:29,465 Well, not deliberately. 69 00:03:29,545 --> 00:03:31,466 But they could be making a point to the Chinese 70 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,586 about their underwater capacities. 71 00:03:33,626 --> 00:03:37,067 Especially with everything so on edge in the South China Sea. 72 00:03:37,187 --> 00:03:38,787 And they did make it very clear 73 00:03:38,867 --> 00:03:41,308 that they were unhappy with the drilling permissions 74 00:03:41,348 --> 00:03:44,188 that we granted to the Jiayou Corporation. 75 00:03:47,349 --> 00:03:48,749 I want reprisals. 76 00:03:49,869 --> 00:03:51,470 - What, against the Americans? - No. 77 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:54,630 Not them for now until the facts are clearer. 78 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:57,311 But identify some targets from the other two who we know 79 00:03:57,351 --> 00:03:58,871 are behind Ruin Britannia. 80 00:03:58,911 --> 00:04:01,191 - Yeah, the problem with that... - I know the problems. 81 00:04:01,271 --> 00:04:04,312 Keep it largely symbolic, but not entirely pain-free. 82 00:04:04,352 --> 00:04:07,633 A few surgical strikes that will make both Russia and China jump. 83 00:04:07,753 --> 00:04:10,073 A central bank, TV network. 84 00:04:10,193 --> 00:04:11,794 Use your imagination. 85 00:04:11,914 --> 00:04:14,754 I am not gonna sit here and take this. 86 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,457 Did you, um, ask the government about Hari Misra? 87 00:04:47,481 --> 00:04:52,002 Yeah, they claimed they don't know anything. Maybe they don't. 88 00:04:52,122 --> 00:04:56,242 All right, I will say a few words, announce your candidacy 89 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,563 - and then hand over to you. - What's all this about? 90 00:04:58,683 --> 00:05:00,883 No idea. What's wrong with the tap water? 91 00:05:00,923 --> 00:05:02,444 Nothing, as far as I know. 92 00:05:02,564 --> 00:05:04,684 What's a quantum algorithm? 93 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:06,605 No idea. 94 00:05:06,685 --> 00:05:08,605 But I do know that you can put the word "quantum" 95 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:12,046 in front of any other bullshit and all of a sudden it looks high status. 96 00:05:17,927 --> 00:05:19,887 Good morning, everybody, and thank you for coming. 97 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:22,248 As you can see with me is Francine Bridge. 98 00:05:22,368 --> 00:05:24,368 Uh, we'll take a few questions. Maybe five minutes, 99 00:05:24,448 --> 00:05:26,224 and then we really will have to move on, okay? 100 00:05:26,248 --> 00:05:28,129 But I really appreciate you coming. 101 00:05:28,249 --> 00:05:31,690 Over to Francine. 102 00:05:48,013 --> 00:05:49,373 Hey. 103 00:05:54,134 --> 00:05:56,134 Who's drunk all the water? 104 00:05:58,495 --> 00:06:00,815 There's water in the kettle still. 105 00:06:00,935 --> 00:06:02,616 You know I'm not drinking that. 106 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,576 You don't really believe all that crap 107 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:06,777 that they're poisoning us with equations, do you? 108 00:06:06,817 --> 00:06:08,137 Algorithms. 109 00:06:08,257 --> 00:06:09,593 And Lin says it's actually quite dangerous. 110 00:06:09,617 --> 00:06:11,137 Lin listens to Michael Buble, 111 00:06:11,217 --> 00:06:12,698 refused to get her kids vaccinated, 112 00:06:12,778 --> 00:06:14,698 and is voting for that racist's nonce. 113 00:06:14,778 --> 00:06:18,059 Yeah, she's also my best mate and Danny's godmother. 114 00:06:18,139 --> 00:06:19,499 So... 115 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,259 I'm gonna go and get some bottled stuff, 116 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,020 just so we're sure. 117 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,340 Bring me back a Kit-Kat then. 118 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:26,461 Shut up. "Kit-Kat." 119 00:06:26,581 --> 00:06:28,261 You're meant to be on a diet. 120 00:06:28,381 --> 00:06:30,701 I've got a naturally high metabolism, I don't need to diet. 121 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,902 Oh! Be nice to be able to see your cock again, though, right? 122 00:06:33,942 --> 00:06:36,943 You tell me. It fell off last week through lack of use. 123 00:06:39,503 --> 00:06:42,464 Danny! Gonna go to the shops. 124 00:06:44,584 --> 00:06:46,385 You really gonna drink that? 125 00:06:47,025 --> 00:06:48,465 Yeah. 126 00:06:54,906 --> 00:06:57,507 You're an idiot. 127 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:01,147 Don't be a mean ol' Jezebel. 128 00:07:01,267 --> 00:07:03,508 - Get me a Kit-Kat. - Yeah, yeah. 129 00:07:03,588 --> 00:07:05,508 - Danny? - I'm coming. 130 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:07,365 First they came with their pills and vaccinations, 131 00:07:07,389 --> 00:07:09,029 now it's the water. 132 00:07:09,069 --> 00:07:10,709 Ask yourselves this: 133 00:07:10,789 --> 00:07:13,150 Why was the water supply suspended for emergency work 134 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:14,630 on the water main a month ago? 135 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:17,031 To carry out an emergency work on a water main? 136 00:07:17,071 --> 00:07:19,071 And why has the pressure been so weird recently? 137 00:07:19,151 --> 00:07:22,712 Probably because someone's using buried malware to manipulate it. 138 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:26,913 They're making the data in the water plants look normal to the technicians, 139 00:07:26,953 --> 00:07:29,473 while lowering the pressure to consumers. 140 00:07:29,593 --> 00:07:31,954 They're going for slow drip rather than a drought, 141 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,394 which is even more frustrating. 142 00:07:33,474 --> 00:07:36,034 As any man over 50 knows. 143 00:07:38,515 --> 00:07:41,476 No coincidence, I suppose, they've chosen an area 144 00:07:41,596 --> 00:07:44,276 where a bitter election is taking place. 145 00:07:44,396 --> 00:07:46,717 Well, what's worrying me is that they've teamed up 146 00:07:46,797 --> 00:07:50,397 to hit back for this week's symbolic reprisals. 147 00:07:50,477 --> 00:07:52,838 Ganging up and showing off? 148 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:56,038 Player one, world leaders and sophisticated malware. 149 00:07:56,078 --> 00:08:00,519 Player two, world leaders and misinformation and chaos. 150 00:08:00,599 --> 00:08:02,480 Others turning in the chips in their pockets, 151 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,600 waiting for the next spin of the wheel. 152 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,841 Why did it start though? 153 00:08:08,641 --> 00:08:10,241 Because that's what happens 154 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:13,282 when you have the weapons and the conditions are right. 155 00:08:13,402 --> 00:08:17,723 Spark becomes flame, becomes inferno. 156 00:08:17,803 --> 00:08:21,484 First World War could have been Prussian railway timetables. 157 00:08:21,524 --> 00:08:24,284 On a happier note, 158 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,965 you know how scientists can develop weapons 159 00:08:27,045 --> 00:08:30,725 that can immobilize you purely through a vile stench? 160 00:08:30,765 --> 00:08:33,006 I am familiar with the concept. 161 00:08:33,086 --> 00:08:36,487 They would struggle to find one that has an impact 162 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:40,607 as strong as our new candidate from Kent House. 163 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:45,208 On Anna Marshall's delicate little schnoz. 164 00:08:45,248 --> 00:08:48,489 Have you ever actually been to Kent? 165 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,369 As opposed to figuratively? 166 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,866 Of course I've actually been to Kent. 167 00:08:51,890 --> 00:08:54,090 I'm not talking about a pint of prawns in Deal. 168 00:08:54,210 --> 00:08:57,611 I'm talking about the Medway towns and the real people. 169 00:08:57,691 --> 00:09:00,211 Oh, bad news, Deal residents, you don't actually exist. 170 00:09:00,251 --> 00:09:01,972 Okay, I think it's given that you two 171 00:09:02,012 --> 00:09:04,852 aren't going to be sharing a picnic in Glyndebourne. 172 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,093 Can we just focus on the issues in hand? 173 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,733 Good call. 174 00:09:08,853 --> 00:09:11,213 The opposition will attack us if they have any sense. 175 00:09:11,253 --> 00:09:13,214 On the housing issue. 176 00:09:13,254 --> 00:09:16,495 Yeah, plus the water issue, which has suddenly emerged from nowhere. 177 00:09:16,615 --> 00:09:20,775 I'm not gonna talk about housing plans or water. 178 00:09:20,855 --> 00:09:23,616 You didn't put me in this seat to fight clean and you know it. 179 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:26,136 So, stop being hypocrites. 180 00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:28,217 You put me in it 181 00:09:28,257 --> 00:09:30,097 to defeat a resurgent opposition 182 00:09:30,217 --> 00:09:34,738 from winning a seat you can ill-afford to lose. 183 00:09:34,778 --> 00:09:37,459 This election's gonna be about one thing for me. 184 00:09:37,499 --> 00:09:40,499 And that's stopping Francine Bridge 185 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:45,020 from representing a constituency totally at odds with her values. 186 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:47,701 - Which values are those then? - -Oh, what, you don't know? 187 00:09:47,741 --> 00:09:50,501 - Mimsy, lefty. - Feminine. 188 00:09:50,621 --> 00:09:52,262 Chuck it in if you like, Archie. 189 00:09:52,382 --> 00:09:55,342 But I'll certainly be appealing to the female vote. 190 00:09:55,382 --> 00:09:57,583 One of the mistakes you make is to assume 191 00:09:57,623 --> 00:09:59,783 that everybody agrees with your values 192 00:09:59,863 --> 00:10:02,584 when it's just a handful of media lovies 193 00:10:02,624 --> 00:10:05,984 posting photos of their negronis on Instagram. 194 00:10:06,104 --> 00:10:07,625 Negronis. 195 00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:09,905 It's all about the skinny bitches now, Rodger. 196 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,906 They had an open goal, 197 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,346 but they gambled with her selection. 198 00:10:14,386 --> 00:10:16,106 - Fresh lime not cordial... - Anna. 199 00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:19,267 And they're so desperate to get her back into parliament. 200 00:10:19,347 --> 00:10:21,508 It could be their undoing. 201 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:26,108 She's gonna be... soft on all kinds of issues, 202 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:30,389 which I intend to hit her with again and again and again. 203 00:10:30,469 --> 00:10:32,350 And that's how we're gonna win that seat. 204 00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:34,790 No need to make it about race, Rodger. 205 00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:36,391 Do not target that. 206 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:38,711 Oh, don't worry, Joseph, I have no intention of doing so. 207 00:10:40,751 --> 00:10:42,272 I won't need to. 208 00:10:58,235 --> 00:11:01,035 Hi, Anna, I've just... 209 00:11:01,115 --> 00:11:03,756 - Don't dwell on it. - She made me look like a complete idiot. 210 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,756 I trusted her. 211 00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:10,117 Okay. Beginner's error. It's happened to us all. 212 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,478 I did an interview once, they used everything I said, 213 00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:14,638 but made me look like a simpering idiot. 214 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,919 Which I'm not. 215 00:11:16,999 --> 00:11:19,919 Every joke, every suggestion of irony... 216 00:11:19,999 --> 00:11:21,520 I'm funny, Anna. 217 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,400 I know, you're a hoot. 218 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,761 I'm a harpy, a racist. 219 00:11:27,801 --> 00:11:30,521 The wicked witch pulling her husband's strings, 220 00:11:30,641 --> 00:11:32,762 when everybody knows that's you. 221 00:11:32,802 --> 00:11:34,882 You'd be surprised. 222 00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:39,763 Well, he's a bit jealous, isn't he? 223 00:11:40,763 --> 00:11:42,124 Of whom? 224 00:11:42,164 --> 00:11:44,364 Francine Bridge. 225 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,125 He worries you prefer her to Hawkins. 226 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,925 News flash: I do. 227 00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:51,926 Yeah, but to Rob that's like saying you prefer her to him. 228 00:11:52,006 --> 00:11:53,526 It's ridiculous. 229 00:12:00,127 --> 00:12:02,408 Listen, don't worry about the response to the article. 230 00:12:02,528 --> 00:12:04,248 Well, I'm just never gonna be enough. 231 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,649 You know, the... 232 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,929 the way I dress, the way I speak, my body. 233 00:12:10,009 --> 00:12:11,410 The fact that I'm Jewish. 234 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,130 Yeah, Jewish lawyer to boot. 235 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:15,650 Come on, you must be pulling strings somewhere. 236 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:18,131 Well, I had a Ukrainian oligarch murdered 237 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,171 to spare my blushes over 238 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,372 some bullshit that wasn't even my fault. 239 00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:24,252 So, you know, join the dots, sheeple. 240 00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:29,533 Maybe you need a break or something. 241 00:12:29,653 --> 00:12:31,534 I don't know, go and visit Ellie? 242 00:12:35,014 --> 00:12:38,015 I don't think I can live in this bloody flat for much longer. 243 00:12:40,015 --> 00:12:42,016 Well, it's little more than a matchbox after all. 244 00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:45,816 I literally feel like I'm going insane. 245 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,737 Talk to Robert. 246 00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:50,777 I can't, he's got too much on his plate. 247 00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:52,538 Talk to him now. 248 00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:54,738 It's not fair what they're doing to you. 249 00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:01,380 Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 250 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:04,740 Thank you. Thanks. 251 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,157 Uh, can I ask you a personal question? So, don't be offended, 252 00:13:07,181 --> 00:13:10,501 but, uh, anything happening between you and Misra? 253 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,782 No. 254 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:13,782 Had to ask. 255 00:13:13,822 --> 00:13:15,782 But something really bad's happened, Chris. 256 00:13:15,822 --> 00:13:18,543 The fire at his office, his disappearance, I just... 257 00:13:18,663 --> 00:13:21,944 - Get back to London, you northern monkey. - Poisoning our water. 258 00:13:22,024 --> 00:13:24,064 Ah, it's like Burnley-on-Sea. 259 00:13:24,144 --> 00:13:26,545 Spoken like a true woman of the people. 260 00:13:26,665 --> 00:13:29,121 They're having a hard time deciding if I'm a metropolitan elitist, 261 00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:31,265 - or Moss-Side drug dealer. - Bit of both, actually. 262 00:13:31,305 --> 00:13:35,146 Chorlton, mate. Creative hub of Manchester. 263 00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:37,427 There's a very ugly mood in this town. 264 00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:39,267 And it's only gonna get worse. 265 00:13:45,428 --> 00:13:48,309 Yes? 266 00:13:49,669 --> 00:13:51,910 I'm afraid I have some disturbing news 267 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,510 linked to the water in Kent, Prime Minister. 268 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,511 And I was on such a winning streak. 269 00:13:56,551 --> 00:14:00,551 A child in Rochester called Simon Drake 270 00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:03,672 has developed amoebic meningitis. 271 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:05,672 And that's different from... 272 00:14:05,752 --> 00:14:08,793 Yeah, it's caused by a bacteria called Naegleria fowleri, 273 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:12,314 that attacks the brain and is always almost fatal. 274 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:13,514 How did he catch it? 275 00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:15,914 Well, you normally get it by 276 00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:19,275 breathing contaminated water through the nose. 277 00:14:19,315 --> 00:14:21,516 - And had he? - They're investigating. 278 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,556 It's very rare, especially in the UK. 279 00:14:26,797 --> 00:14:29,677 - They wouldn't... - It could be a coincidence, 280 00:14:29,757 --> 00:14:31,918 but it's been picked up on by the trolls and the bots, 281 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,558 and they're exploiting it to the maximum effect. 282 00:14:37,319 --> 00:14:38,839 Prepare the Cobra room. 283 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,161 Children are dying for this government's experiments. 284 00:14:48,281 --> 00:14:50,161 Luckily, we will soon have an opportunity 285 00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:52,962 to tell them what we think of them at the polls. 286 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:56,563 Justice for Simon. Vote nobody. 287 00:14:56,683 --> 00:14:58,563 What's that symbol they use? 288 00:14:58,683 --> 00:15:01,684 It's similar to an image used by a Chilean fascist group 289 00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:05,324 called Patria y Libertad in the 1970s, but they're long gone. 290 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,645 Chile? 291 00:15:06,685 --> 00:15:09,525 I recently reviewed Ellie's security. 292 00:15:10,645 --> 00:15:12,806 How's the child doing? 293 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,926 ICU, very poorly. 294 00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:18,543 What's the water company saying? 295 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,447 That the water is completely safe, 296 00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:23,648 but if people are worried, they should boil it and avoid inhaling it. 297 00:15:23,688 --> 00:15:25,768 - Who inhales water? - Showers, etc. 298 00:15:25,808 --> 00:15:27,929 The bacteria can't actually be spread by drinking 299 00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:31,209 - because stomach acid neutralizes it. - Uh. 300 00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:33,290 Let me get this straight. 301 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,811 First, they fooled around with the water supply. 302 00:15:36,851 --> 00:15:38,651 Then they started a blizzard of rumor, 303 00:15:38,691 --> 00:15:41,572 and now they're telling people not to vote in the election. 304 00:15:46,453 --> 00:15:48,933 Get our bloody candidate to drink a big glass of water. 305 00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:50,973 Now, there's a win-win scenario. 306 00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:53,054 I'll get down there as soon as I can. 307 00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:54,854 Is that such a good idea? 308 00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:57,151 Well, it worked during the solar storm. You can't run from the people. 309 00:15:57,175 --> 00:15:59,815 As Mussolini discovered from the wrong end of a meat hook. 310 00:15:59,935 --> 00:16:02,096 Enough with the wise cracks and smart alec replies. 311 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:04,072 - Does anybody see what's happening here? - We do see... 312 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,657 One thing after another. Death by a thousand cuts. 313 00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:08,697 I mean, they're not even asking for anything. 314 00:16:10,857 --> 00:16:14,698 It's like we've just become fucking game-board for them. 315 00:16:14,778 --> 00:16:17,179 That's exactly what it's like, Prime Minister. 316 00:16:17,299 --> 00:16:20,539 Problem is, now that it's started, 317 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,940 I'm not sure anyone knows how this game ends. 318 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:26,941 Yeah, well, I'm not gonna hide behind a punch of useless pawns. 319 00:16:28,341 --> 00:16:30,301 - Hit back hard. - We've just done that. 320 00:16:30,341 --> 00:16:33,302 Then try again, harder. 321 00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:10,549 It's like bloody Nuremberg, down this close. 322 00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:12,830 All these swastika things. 323 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:15,390 Nobody around here is gonna vote. 324 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,311 - I am. - Good. 325 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,848 They're kids dying in hospital because of what they're doing to the water. 326 00:17:21,872 --> 00:17:24,352 - There's one case. - Ah, believe what you want to believe. 327 00:17:24,392 --> 00:17:27,113 I've got more beliefs, in case you're interested. 328 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,833 Vaccinations are a triumph of medical science. 329 00:17:29,873 --> 00:17:32,754 Our dad died before one had a chance to save him. 330 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:36,274 And there's nothing in the water apart from hydrogen, oxygen, 331 00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:39,355 and a little bit of fluoride to stop your teeth from falling out. 332 00:17:39,395 --> 00:17:41,395 I'm not interested, Audrey. 333 00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:45,116 - Just 'cos you went to college. - Yeah, I did go to college, Tina. Yeah. 334 00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:48,597 Because my dad wasn't a moron, and he thought education was a good thing. 335 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:50,437 I'm proud I went to college, actually. 336 00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:54,318 It stopped me turning into some two-bob conspiracy-peddling... 337 00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:57,919 Well, go on, love, say it. 338 00:17:58,039 --> 00:17:59,879 I know what you've always thought of me. 339 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,640 Moppet. 340 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,841 You stuck-up little cow. 341 00:18:06,881 --> 00:18:08,761 And give it a rest about your dad. 342 00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:10,841 Like he's the only person who ever died, 343 00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:14,562 - and you're the only person who cares. - Fuck you. 344 00:18:17,283 --> 00:18:19,923 A lot of people think like she does. 345 00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:22,044 Can you blame her, with this lot in power? 346 00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:23,844 The boat going up like that all of a sudden 347 00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:25,284 and now this shit with the water. 348 00:18:25,364 --> 00:18:26,885 There is no shit with the water. 349 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:30,045 Well, something's going on. How did that kid get that... 350 00:18:30,085 --> 00:18:31,886 Nigeria. 351 00:18:32,006 --> 00:18:34,006 Naegleria fowleri. 352 00:18:36,607 --> 00:18:38,847 I don't know, Cary. Maybe... 353 00:18:38,887 --> 00:18:41,047 maybe jumped off a locke into a filthy canal 354 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,568 like you were wasted when you were 15. 355 00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:46,889 Remember that kid who ripped his bullocks off on the submerged bicycle? 356 00:18:47,009 --> 00:18:48,689 God. 357 00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:50,625 Was that actually true, or did they just say that to scare us? 358 00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:52,250 I don't know. Worked though. 359 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,850 Well, there you are then. 360 00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,451 Well... 361 00:18:56,571 --> 00:19:00,011 Hello. You from the local Labor Party? 362 00:19:00,091 --> 00:19:01,772 - Thank you. - Cheers. 363 00:19:04,332 --> 00:19:05,572 What do you think? 364 00:19:08,093 --> 00:19:09,453 Yeah, I think she'll win. 365 00:19:09,573 --> 00:19:12,094 She got a better smile than that Tory doughnut. 366 00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:13,454 You just fancy her. 367 00:19:13,574 --> 00:19:15,070 I'm not gonna lie, I've got the ragin' horn, mate. 368 00:19:15,094 --> 00:19:17,095 Oh. Yuck. 369 00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:18,815 It's disgusting. 370 00:19:20,695 --> 00:19:22,576 You sure there's nothing up with the water? 371 00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:25,376 The water is safe. 372 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,137 It's my department, I really would know. 373 00:19:28,257 --> 00:19:31,618 Tina's just worried. She's got a big heart, that's all. 374 00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:34,698 And that kid with all 'em tubes has really upset her. 375 00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:37,699 Okay. Okay. 376 00:19:38,619 --> 00:19:40,259 Big-hearted moppet. 377 00:19:40,339 --> 00:19:43,140 Well, here comes a Tory moppet. 378 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,780 Good evening, sir. 379 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,261 Reckon I can keep these bastards here for an hour at least. 380 00:19:47,341 --> 00:19:51,702 So, I'm very undecided in this election, and I was wondering... 381 00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:54,902 Mr. Hawkins? 382 00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:56,398 Do you know if the water in Kent is safe to drink? 383 00:19:56,422 --> 00:19:57,863 I've been assured that it is. 384 00:19:57,903 --> 00:20:00,303 That's not the same as saying it actually is though. 385 00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:02,184 I mean, we're all assured that it is. 386 00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:04,520 Francine Bridge made a categoric statement saying that she... 387 00:20:04,544 --> 00:20:06,384 Well, to be fair, it's probably cleaner 388 00:20:06,424 --> 00:20:09,585 than the water where she comes from. 389 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,866 Hard as nails, that water in the inner cities. 390 00:20:12,906 --> 00:20:15,586 I doubt she's even tasted our Kent water. 391 00:20:18,187 --> 00:20:19,267 Cheers. 392 00:20:20,627 --> 00:20:22,108 He said what? 393 00:20:23,668 --> 00:20:25,428 No, tell me exactly. 394 00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:33,630 Right. I'll raise it directly with the PM. 395 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,831 Drinking unclean water is an obvious trope 396 00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,391 that she's not really British. 397 00:20:39,431 --> 00:20:43,272 - Yes, but he said... - Oh, come on, Robert! 398 00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:46,593 One thing to be an opportunist, but another to be willfully dense. 399 00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:49,473 - Willfully what? - This is an absolute disgrace! 400 00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:51,353 It's clear enough what he was doing. 401 00:20:51,393 --> 00:20:53,114 It's completely unacceptable. 402 00:20:53,194 --> 00:20:57,435 Also, what's with "I'm assured the water is safe to drink"? 403 00:20:57,555 --> 00:20:59,115 - Okay. - Okay, what? 404 00:20:59,195 --> 00:21:01,051 - Okay, point taken. - Okay, point taken, and what? 405 00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:03,476 We'll make sure he doesn't overstep the mark like that again. 406 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,637 That's it? 407 00:21:06,677 --> 00:21:08,893 If you book a ride on a tiger you cannot then complain about its stripes. 408 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:11,077 I don't believe it. 409 00:21:11,117 --> 00:21:13,798 - I can't believe you don't have a problem. - Don't go there, Anna. 410 00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:15,598 I don't really take kindly to lectures 411 00:21:15,638 --> 00:21:17,839 about what my reaction should be to anything. 412 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:20,879 The fact is, this is a hard fight and he's our dog. 413 00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:22,440 A dog whistle, you mean. 414 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,560 Look, he's fighting a battle based on social conservatism. 415 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,401 I agree with much of that. 416 00:21:27,481 --> 00:21:29,801 I don't support the identity extremists either, 417 00:21:29,881 --> 00:21:32,482 but where he crosses a line, we rein him in. 418 00:21:32,602 --> 00:21:33,922 I would say he is over the line, 419 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,643 - but it's still in earshot. - Bullocks! 420 00:21:38,203 --> 00:21:40,883 And that's what passes for debate at St Paul's, is it? 421 00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:44,724 Oh, spare me the self-made salt of the earth patter, Joseph. 422 00:21:44,844 --> 00:21:48,125 You can keep the speech about your hardworking mum for party conferences. 423 00:21:48,205 --> 00:21:49,885 A bit envious, 424 00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:52,606 because I actually have an audience bigger than one. 425 00:21:56,687 --> 00:21:59,367 Joseph, could you excuse us for a moment? 426 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:03,848 Sure. 427 00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:17,651 - How much of this is because it's Francine? - What? 428 00:22:17,731 --> 00:22:21,411 How much would you be complaining if it wasn't your friend? 429 00:22:24,572 --> 00:22:28,373 Because I think you'd rather see her back in parliament 430 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:31,053 than our candidate. In fact... 431 00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:33,414 if you lived in Kent, 432 00:22:33,494 --> 00:22:35,454 I suspect you'd secretly vote for her as well. 433 00:22:35,574 --> 00:22:37,671 I think it's been well established that I don't live in Kent, 434 00:22:37,695 --> 00:22:39,615 I live in a box at the Opera, 435 00:22:39,655 --> 00:22:42,112 sneering at the proletariat with the rest of the toffee-nosed crew. 436 00:22:42,136 --> 00:22:45,816 - This is so totally not the issue. - Isn't it? 437 00:22:45,896 --> 00:22:48,417 We cannot lose this seat, Anna. Not now. 438 00:22:48,457 --> 00:22:50,897 We're living through some crazy undeclared war 439 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,378 where we don't even know what the enemy wants. 440 00:22:53,418 --> 00:22:56,579 The whole country is bubbling with rumors and suspicions 441 00:22:56,659 --> 00:23:00,379 fed by an Internet that we cannot even begin to compete with. 442 00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:02,660 So, I'm sorry, I'm really fucking sorry 443 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:04,940 if your liberal sensibilities have been offended 444 00:23:05,060 --> 00:23:08,461 by a heat of the battle remark about your precious little friend. 445 00:23:08,581 --> 00:23:10,501 But this is politics, it's tough. 446 00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:13,662 - And it's gonna get tougher. - They were your sensibilities once, Robert. 447 00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:16,222 Tough shit. This is now. 448 00:23:16,342 --> 00:23:18,863 If you can't get in line with that... - Then what? 449 00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:23,424 Then what? 450 00:23:27,145 --> 00:23:28,425 Hello, Anna. 451 00:23:40,907 --> 00:23:42,148 He died? 452 00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:06,152 Lin! 453 00:24:11,954 --> 00:24:14,434 Don't bother going in, Tina, there's none left. 454 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:18,195 You can have a couple of bottles of mine. 455 00:24:18,315 --> 00:24:20,315 - You okay? - Yeah, thanks. 456 00:24:20,395 --> 00:24:23,636 I'm still drinking tap water, as you can probably tell by my lizard tail. 457 00:24:23,676 --> 00:24:25,676 Oh, same old Cary. Everything's a joke. 458 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:29,637 Same old Linda, believe any old shit she reads on the World Wide Web. 459 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:32,078 - There are kids dying, Cary. - One kid has died. 460 00:24:32,158 --> 00:24:35,118 - Well, that makes it okay? - Of course it's not okay. 461 00:24:35,158 --> 00:24:38,479 We weren't always this crazy. What the hell are we all coming to? 462 00:24:38,599 --> 00:24:40,479 Come on, let's go. 463 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,680 He's not in a good place. 464 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,321 I've never seen him so paranoid. 465 00:24:48,401 --> 00:24:50,321 Or tetchy. 466 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:51,922 His wife? 467 00:24:52,002 --> 00:24:54,442 Both his marriages are looking shaky. 468 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:59,123 So... 469 00:24:59,163 --> 00:25:01,964 I've been speaking to my equivalent at the American Embassy. 470 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,764 The imagination boggles. What's he like? 471 00:25:04,884 --> 00:25:07,965 She is a female John Bolton, 472 00:25:08,085 --> 00:25:11,445 who also has a PhD in geopolitical balancing. 473 00:25:11,486 --> 00:25:14,006 The Americans are very keen we don't escalate things further. 474 00:25:14,126 --> 00:25:19,127 Maybe we should blow up half of Kentucky in revenge. 475 00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:22,488 Things are extremely delicate in the South China Sea. 476 00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:25,728 They think Beijing is about to make a big, aggressive move. 477 00:25:25,848 --> 00:25:27,769 And you think this may be connected to all that? 478 00:25:27,889 --> 00:25:29,929 I don't know. 479 00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:32,690 But I think a cyber war on a weak country 480 00:25:32,770 --> 00:25:37,491 might not even be connected to any specific thing we did or could control. 481 00:25:37,611 --> 00:25:39,411 And that's the terrifying part. 482 00:25:39,451 --> 00:25:41,972 We are not weak. 483 00:25:44,652 --> 00:25:48,133 We are significant, but not sovereign. 484 00:25:51,453 --> 00:25:54,694 In their eyes, sovereign is being able to survive 485 00:25:54,774 --> 00:25:58,175 without a bigger boy looking after you, and we can't. 486 00:25:58,255 --> 00:26:01,455 Better go eat worms. 487 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:06,737 Look, this water situation is terrifying. 488 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:09,857 That they can confect such panic out of nothing. 489 00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:12,978 - The kid died. - One kid, though. 490 00:26:13,098 --> 00:26:15,938 And God knows how he actually got it. 491 00:26:16,018 --> 00:26:18,019 The rest is all smoke and mirrors. 492 00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:23,420 We think an outsourced rogue nation hit the water supply. 493 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:26,220 And a Russian hand is pulling the Firestorm strings. 494 00:26:27,941 --> 00:26:32,542 If we are on our own, attacked by all sides now, 495 00:26:32,662 --> 00:26:34,702 we need a strong figure on the bridge. 496 00:26:34,782 --> 00:26:36,983 Not someone beset by paranoia. 497 00:26:41,704 --> 00:26:45,504 - You never fall out with him. - I mean, we squabble a bit, but not like this. 498 00:26:45,624 --> 00:26:47,145 Not where he threatens to... 499 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:50,425 How's everything else? 500 00:26:53,186 --> 00:26:54,626 Everything else? 501 00:26:56,146 --> 00:26:58,627 Well... 502 00:26:59,667 --> 00:27:01,668 Hot flashes. 503 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,988 Absolute torment. 504 00:27:08,189 --> 00:27:11,429 They should call it something far worse. 505 00:27:17,951 --> 00:27:20,351 But even that's not the main thing. 506 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:21,712 What's the main thing? 507 00:27:24,632 --> 00:27:26,993 This just isn't how I thought I would get old. 508 00:27:34,274 --> 00:27:35,954 I thought it would be graceful. 509 00:27:38,155 --> 00:27:39,635 Dignified. 510 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,156 They keep... 511 00:27:48,437 --> 00:27:51,397 mocking me for being this... 512 00:27:51,477 --> 00:27:55,438 sneering, elitist Brahmin, and I feel... 513 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,856 I sometimes feel as if I'm looking at myself and thinking, 514 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,161 "The absolute state of you, love." 515 00:28:08,201 --> 00:28:11,001 And now, Robert says I would rather you were elected 516 00:28:11,121 --> 00:28:13,202 than our candidate. And you know what? 517 00:28:13,282 --> 00:28:15,362 He's right. You would. 518 00:28:15,442 --> 00:28:16,723 I mean, good. 519 00:28:16,803 --> 00:28:18,963 Because Rodger Hawkins is a weapons-grade prick. 520 00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:21,483 A prick that might lead to me losing my job. 521 00:28:21,524 --> 00:28:23,004 Come and work for me then. 522 00:28:25,484 --> 00:28:27,245 I saw this thing. 523 00:28:27,365 --> 00:28:29,861 It said that Joseph Obasi was gonna be the first black Prime Minister. 524 00:28:29,885 --> 00:28:31,445 Yeah, he's a piece of work. 525 00:28:31,485 --> 00:28:33,486 Yeah, he is what he is. 526 00:28:33,566 --> 00:28:35,166 But I thought... 527 00:28:35,206 --> 00:28:37,287 Not on my watch, mate. 528 00:28:37,407 --> 00:28:38,887 I'm taking this all the way. 529 00:28:40,127 --> 00:28:42,208 First black Minister isn't gonna be a man. 530 00:28:45,408 --> 00:28:48,169 - Just one problem. - Hmm? 531 00:28:48,209 --> 00:28:50,529 You've got to get your party to accept a woman 532 00:28:50,649 --> 00:28:52,730 as leader first. 533 00:28:56,731 --> 00:28:59,211 You asked me to come and work for you once. 534 00:29:00,211 --> 00:29:02,732 Change your life, Anna. 535 00:29:02,772 --> 00:29:05,452 That party doesn't have room for people like you any more. 536 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:07,893 Come work with me. 537 00:29:14,814 --> 00:29:16,975 Do not say you were not warned. 538 00:29:17,015 --> 00:29:19,535 They are poisoning the children with modified water. 539 00:29:19,655 --> 00:29:22,456 The sick children have suffered a rare side effect, 540 00:29:22,496 --> 00:29:24,216 and are collateral damage. 541 00:29:24,256 --> 00:29:26,216 Something has been placed in the water supply 542 00:29:26,296 --> 00:29:28,217 to adjust the minds of young people 543 00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:30,537 - and make them more susceptible... - -Oh, God! 544 00:29:30,657 --> 00:29:33,378 This will get my sister-in-law going. 545 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:36,178 You know what you have to do. 546 00:29:36,218 --> 00:29:38,379 Fight fire with fire. 547 00:29:38,459 --> 00:29:40,259 You know what the targets are. 548 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:43,980 A thousand sparks create a firestorm. 549 00:30:06,785 --> 00:30:08,665 Yeah, that's it! 550 00:30:14,706 --> 00:30:17,707 We don't want your fake drugs. 551 00:30:28,669 --> 00:30:31,389 Burn it down! 552 00:30:31,469 --> 00:30:34,230 Burn it down, burn it down. 553 00:30:37,751 --> 00:30:39,031 Burn it down. 554 00:30:40,031 --> 00:30:42,592 Don't do this. It's madness. 555 00:30:42,712 --> 00:30:44,752 Please, come home. 556 00:30:44,832 --> 00:30:47,473 For fuck's sake, stop it, Lin. 557 00:30:56,835 --> 00:31:00,915 Tina, stop it. This has to stop. Now! 558 00:31:01,996 --> 00:31:03,236 I'm scared. 559 00:31:03,276 --> 00:31:05,076 I know. 560 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:08,677 I'm so sick of it. I'm so sick of being scared. 561 00:31:09,597 --> 00:31:10,997 I don't want Danny to die. 562 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:13,078 He's at home in his bedroom, on his PlayStation. 563 00:31:13,198 --> 00:31:14,918 He's not going to die. 564 00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:18,479 Your hands. 565 00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:23,480 I love you. 566 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,240 That's all we need, isn't it? 567 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,961 B side “Baby you're a Rich Man”" 568 00:31:29,001 --> 00:31:32,522 I told you not to drink that water. 569 00:31:34,442 --> 00:31:36,002 Take me home. 570 00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:54,766 Have you seen the TV? They're burning things down in Kent. 571 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:57,047 It's like anarchy. It's really scary. 572 00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:00,727 What the fuck you even doing? 573 00:32:00,767 --> 00:32:02,568 One: Don't swear at me. 574 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,568 Two: Don't say "even" in that context. 575 00:32:05,688 --> 00:32:08,569 Three: Don't put crap like this in the window. 576 00:32:08,689 --> 00:32:11,570 - Wait, wait, wait. - Don't you "wait" me. 577 00:32:11,690 --> 00:32:13,530 Quantum fucking algorithm. 578 00:32:13,610 --> 00:32:15,770 It doesn't mean anything! 579 00:32:17,611 --> 00:32:20,011 They've burned down Francine's election offices in Kent. 580 00:32:20,091 --> 00:32:22,732 So what? The planet's been burning for long enough. 581 00:32:22,772 --> 00:32:24,772 All the political parties are the same. 582 00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:27,173 Maybe people will listen for a change. 583 00:32:32,294 --> 00:32:34,054 This is completely insane. 584 00:32:37,775 --> 00:32:40,295 Serious arson attacks in Kent overnight. 585 00:32:40,415 --> 00:32:44,736 Shops, especially chemists', and a couple of GP surgeries. 586 00:32:44,776 --> 00:32:47,777 Local government buildings. Even a few police stations. 587 00:32:47,857 --> 00:32:49,497 Phone masts were also attacked. 588 00:32:49,537 --> 00:32:52,738 The casualties, largely in flats above properties, stand at five. 589 00:32:52,778 --> 00:32:56,178 And all this was achieved with lies about Quantum Algorithm? 590 00:32:56,258 --> 00:32:58,019 All the main news outlets 591 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,779 have carried reports that the water is safe, but, uh... 592 00:33:00,859 --> 00:33:02,580 people are still burning things. 593 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:05,540 There's something deep rooted in the national psyche 594 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:06,861 when it comes to arson. 595 00:33:06,981 --> 00:33:09,581 I'm sure it gets the dopamine flying. 596 00:33:09,701 --> 00:33:12,862 There's a Firestorm meme doing the rounds. 597 00:33:12,982 --> 00:33:14,182 I've seen it. 598 00:33:14,262 --> 00:33:16,422 Our candidate in Kent has retreated it. 599 00:33:16,502 --> 00:33:19,023 In an attempt... - Tell him to delete that immediately. 600 00:33:19,103 --> 00:33:20,503 We have. 601 00:33:20,543 --> 00:33:22,544 He's, so far, failed to respond. 602 00:33:22,624 --> 00:33:25,104 That tiger ride's going smoothly then. 603 00:33:30,065 --> 00:33:34,186 Seriously, he's posting stuff probably spread by a hostile force. 604 00:33:34,266 --> 00:33:36,506 Not very local, is it? 605 00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:40,707 She's right. It's definitely an attack line. 606 00:33:42,508 --> 00:33:44,068 I'll deal with it. 607 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,868 Can I posit a scenario? 608 00:33:45,988 --> 00:33:48,309 What happens if he goes so far that we have to suspend him? 609 00:33:49,189 --> 00:33:52,030 It's too late to nominate another candidate. 610 00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:53,950 This is the masterplan, then, is it? 611 00:33:57,311 --> 00:33:59,231 We have to stop this. 612 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:02,792 But no more revenge attacks on banks and assets though. 613 00:34:02,872 --> 00:34:06,392 That, clearly, has just fed the beast. 614 00:34:06,472 --> 00:34:09,433 The Americans have made it clear... - Fuck the Americans. 615 00:34:09,513 --> 00:34:13,874 They're probably watching this shit show with as much interest as anyone else. 616 00:34:13,954 --> 00:34:15,954 Organize a press conference for 4:00 p.m. 617 00:34:16,034 --> 00:34:20,115 Time to go public with who we think is behind this. We present a collegiate face. 618 00:34:21,836 --> 00:34:25,516 I think the Home Secretary would be better in the circumstances. 619 00:34:28,517 --> 00:34:30,237 Fine, we'll do a joint conference. 620 00:34:48,561 --> 00:34:50,321 Rodger. 621 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:54,642 - Ever been in the Foreign Office, Rog? - Can't say I have. 622 00:34:54,722 --> 00:34:56,963 Splendid, isn't it? 623 00:34:57,043 --> 00:35:00,083 Fruitier than Carmen Miranda hat. 624 00:35:01,323 --> 00:35:04,564 Now I need you to do me a bit of a favor. 625 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,685 - What's that? - Stop being a cunt. 626 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:10,245 - I'm sorry. - Big ask, I know. 627 00:35:10,365 --> 00:35:12,926 You see, it doesn't matter if a crypto-communist 628 00:35:13,006 --> 00:35:15,886 like Anna Marshall doesn't care for you. That's a given. 629 00:35:15,966 --> 00:35:20,127 But if you lose Jo Obasi, you're on shaky ground. 630 00:35:20,207 --> 00:35:21,768 I think I can handle him. 631 00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:23,208 - Do you now? - I do. 632 00:35:23,328 --> 00:35:26,929 Yes, but thanks for the advice, Archie, all the same. 633 00:35:28,889 --> 00:35:31,770 Well, look, let me float a different scenario. 634 00:35:31,890 --> 00:35:34,210 What do you think happens if you lose me? 635 00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:39,571 The Home Secretary asked you to delete the meme. 636 00:35:39,651 --> 00:35:41,772 So, delete the meme. 637 00:35:41,892 --> 00:35:45,572 It's not an endorsement, I just like it. 638 00:35:45,612 --> 00:35:48,053 It's garbage, but that's neither here nor there. 639 00:35:48,093 --> 00:35:51,854 Delete the meme and apologize. 640 00:35:51,934 --> 00:35:55,214 No wonder people say you're a spent force. 641 00:35:56,935 --> 00:35:58,335 People say that, eh? 642 00:35:59,775 --> 00:36:01,535 Have you ever heard that 643 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:04,216 when you're racing the dawn back to the crypt, Motty? 644 00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:07,537 No. I mean, I've heard you called lots of things, Archie, but not that. 645 00:36:07,577 --> 00:36:10,057 Be sure to tell me if you do. 646 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:14,698 Would you care to put it to the test? 647 00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:18,699 What's your game, Rodger? 648 00:36:19,859 --> 00:36:21,459 My game? 649 00:36:21,539 --> 00:36:25,900 I would really advise you not to play with matches, my friend. 650 00:36:27,581 --> 00:36:30,101 But I'm not your friend, Archie. 651 00:36:41,543 --> 00:36:43,104 He's not going to delete it. 652 00:36:45,104 --> 00:36:47,865 - Maybe Anna is right. - What? 653 00:36:47,945 --> 00:36:50,385 Call Division 45. Archie's been hacked. 654 00:36:53,706 --> 00:36:55,146 Why did you forgo the opportunity 655 00:36:55,226 --> 00:36:57,587 to appear on the podium alongside the PM later? 656 00:36:57,667 --> 00:36:59,267 I have to go to Scotland. 657 00:36:59,387 --> 00:37:01,227 It's not like you to shun the limelight. 658 00:37:01,347 --> 00:37:03,084 What are you scheming at now, you crafty old... 659 00:37:03,108 --> 00:37:05,548 It is the anniversary of my son's death. 660 00:37:06,949 --> 00:37:09,709 Marianne and I always go to the site to lay a wreath. 661 00:37:12,590 --> 00:37:16,871 - I didn't know. - Because I don't talk about it much. 662 00:37:16,951 --> 00:37:21,151 He was on a Royal Marines live-fire training exercise. 663 00:37:23,512 --> 00:37:24,872 Nobody's fault. 664 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:30,113 But anyway... Stephen died. 665 00:37:32,194 --> 00:37:33,714 I'm very sorry. 666 00:37:37,515 --> 00:37:38,875 Yes, it was sad. 667 00:37:41,796 --> 00:37:43,756 Keep an eye on his social media 668 00:37:43,876 --> 00:37:46,797 because I can definitely smell smoke 669 00:37:46,917 --> 00:37:49,797 rising from under Rodger Hawkins' feet. 670 00:38:13,722 --> 00:38:15,002 What's going on? 671 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,883 - Security says you're... - I have to go. 672 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:22,084 - I can't stay or I will go insane. - Go where? 673 00:38:22,164 --> 00:38:24,244 I'm going to go and visit Ellie in Chile. 674 00:38:24,364 --> 00:38:27,165 - No, no, no. Chile's not safe. - Why not? 675 00:38:27,245 --> 00:38:29,965 Rob, some of those arsonists were wearing masks with my face on them. 676 00:38:30,045 --> 00:38:31,926 Wicked Witch T-shirts, it... 677 00:38:34,886 --> 00:38:37,887 We're gonna go horse-riding in the Andes, and, you know, just... 678 00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:40,247 You, Ellie and the Anarchist. 679 00:38:40,367 --> 00:38:42,048 It's like the High Chaparral. 680 00:38:44,648 --> 00:38:46,528 The Anarchist is ancient history. 681 00:38:46,609 --> 00:38:48,969 And nobody remembers the High Chaparral. 682 00:38:49,049 --> 00:38:50,209 I do. 683 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:02,252 It was... 684 00:39:02,372 --> 00:39:05,652 Anna's suggestion, actually. And suddenly I thought... 685 00:39:05,732 --> 00:39:07,253 You spoke to Anna? 686 00:39:07,373 --> 00:39:10,093 - Yeah. She suggested going to visit Ellie just to... - What? 687 00:39:10,133 --> 00:39:12,294 What? It's a sensible idea... 688 00:39:12,414 --> 00:39:14,654 You talked to Anna before me? 689 00:39:14,734 --> 00:39:17,735 - Yeah, but it wasn't like that. - Oh, this is great. 690 00:39:17,815 --> 00:39:19,615 This really is revenge. 691 00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:22,616 Well, you got to hand it to her, 692 00:39:22,656 --> 00:39:24,656 she knows how to stab from every direction. 693 00:39:24,736 --> 00:39:26,817 Rob, no, we were just talking, and... 694 00:39:26,937 --> 00:39:28,937 I've lost her loyalty. It's gone. 695 00:39:30,297 --> 00:39:34,178 All because I reinstated Archie and overruled her on Hawkins. 696 00:39:35,698 --> 00:39:38,099 She's a fucking mole. 697 00:39:38,139 --> 00:39:40,819 She's working for them. For the opposition. 698 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:45,180 So, as we await government press conference 699 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,501 on the wave of arson attacks last night, 700 00:39:47,581 --> 00:39:51,541 I can confirm that Rodger Hawkins, the Conservative candidate in Kent, 701 00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:56,062 has not deleted a tweet associated with the Firestorm campaign. 702 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,903 And in a move likely to deeply embarrass the Prime Minister, 703 00:39:58,983 --> 00:40:03,784 he has also said he will not be drinking tap water as a precaution. 704 00:40:11,105 --> 00:40:14,586 - Hawkins is going to flip on us. - I think you're right. 705 00:40:20,467 --> 00:40:23,108 That was a good point earlier. 706 00:40:23,148 --> 00:40:26,588 About the opposition using the attack line against us. 707 00:40:26,629 --> 00:40:30,669 Anyone might think that was something you did in your spare time. 708 00:40:30,749 --> 00:40:32,286 Don't worry, if I were going to do that, 709 00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:34,126 I would make sure that I was handsomely paid for it. 710 00:40:34,150 --> 00:40:36,991 - Don't ever speak to my wife again. - What? 711 00:40:38,151 --> 00:40:42,712 Um, shall we discuss how we parcel this out? 712 00:40:45,992 --> 00:40:49,193 - I think you need to lead... - No, no, it's okay, Anna, we have this. 713 00:40:49,273 --> 00:40:51,674 Why don't you just go off and leak to Francine... 714 00:40:51,754 --> 00:40:53,994 - What? - Fidelity. 715 00:40:54,074 --> 00:40:56,154 It never was your strong suit, was it? 716 00:40:59,755 --> 00:41:00,955 Fuck you, Robert. 717 00:41:01,035 --> 00:41:03,036 - You're fired. - No, I resign. 718 00:41:20,199 --> 00:41:22,120 Cerberus. 719 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,440 You know what that means, don't you? 720 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,521 The multi-headed dog that stands at the gates of hell. 721 00:41:28,601 --> 00:41:31,521 Get me the Prime Minister immediately. 722 00:41:31,601 --> 00:41:33,482 He's about to do the news conference. 723 00:41:33,562 --> 00:41:34,962 Stop him. 724 00:41:37,443 --> 00:41:39,603 Get the Prime Minister. 725 00:42:05,768 --> 00:42:07,169 Good afternoon, everyone. 726 00:42:41,215 --> 00:42:43,776 Justice for Simon. Vote nobody. 727 00:42:43,856 --> 00:42:45,656 Hit back harder. 728 00:42:47,977 --> 00:42:51,057 I have to go, or I will go insane. 729 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:56,298 She's a fucking mole. 730 00:42:56,418 --> 00:42:59,139 - Fuck you, Robert! - I resign!