1 00:00:28,527 --> 00:00:31,155 ♪ I get up at seven, yeah 2 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:35,033 ♪ And I go to work at nine 3 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,036 ♪ I got no time for livin' 4 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:40,832 ♪ Yes, I'm workin' all the time 5 00:00:40,914 --> 00:00:42,000 ♪ It seems to me 6 00:00:42,082 --> 00:00:43,960 ♪ I could live my life 7 00:00:44,042 --> 00:00:46,463 ♪ A lot better than I think I am 8 00:00:48,088 --> 00:00:50,674 ♪ I guess that's why they call me 9 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:54,637 ♪ They call me the workin' man ♪ 10 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:58,850 You're a fuckin' joke. 11 00:00:58,932 --> 00:00:59,808 What did you say? 12 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,185 You're a fuckin' joke. 13 00:01:01,268 --> 00:01:02,645 I've been pullin' all-nighters 14 00:01:02,728 --> 00:01:04,230 to get this thing up and running. 15 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,106 More like pulling your dick. 16 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,525 All these hours don't count as O.T. 17 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:10,694 so don't try loggin' 'em. 18 00:01:10,778 --> 00:01:12,530 Looks like watery dog shit. 19 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:15,825 You throw this weld in with a slingshot? 20 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,284 I think it looks pretty fuckin' good 21 00:01:17,367 --> 00:01:19,078 considering I haven't been on the tools in years. 22 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,331 Yeah, it's been years since you almost killed somebody. 23 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,918 That was a long time ago. 24 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:26,878 I was an apprentice. 25 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,087 Nobody got hurt. 26 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,881 You need to come up with new material. 27 00:01:29,963 --> 00:01:31,674 And you need to build a flare stack. 28 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:33,343 Corporate's up my ass. 29 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,343 We're behind. 30 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:35,594 I'm embarrassed. 31 00:01:35,677 --> 00:01:38,680 And you're givin' a million dollar machine a Redneck revamp. 32 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:39,849 Are you insane? 33 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,266 You approved the order. 34 00:01:41,308 --> 00:01:42,519 You know we need this thing. 35 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,480 I approved it 'cause I wanted to see you look like a dickwad 36 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,481 trying to convince your crew that that's a good idea. 37 00:01:47,564 --> 00:01:48,816 Well, that is fucked up! 38 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,903 Look, I know I'm hard on you, man. 39 00:01:52,986 --> 00:01:54,155 You got promise. 40 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,823 But don't think I don't know that you're gunning for my job. 41 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:57,534 I am not. 42 00:01:58,826 --> 00:02:00,078 This machine is the future. 43 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,704 It'll help me and my boys in the long run. 44 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,331 It'll save our bodies. 45 00:02:04,998 --> 00:02:07,084 It'll catch us up in all those insane deadlines. 46 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:08,086 Fuckin' better. 47 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,086 Fuckin' will. 48 00:02:09,169 --> 00:02:10,504 Fuckin' better! 49 00:02:10,587 --> 00:02:11,881 It fuckin' will! 50 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,758 Fucking better! 51 00:02:16,176 --> 00:02:17,137 What's up Teabag? 52 00:02:17,177 --> 00:02:21,765 ♪ In the tiny town where I come from 53 00:02:21,849 --> 00:02:22,891 ♪ You grew up doing what your daddy does 54 00:02:22,975 --> 00:02:25,520 Hi, boys! 55 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:29,606 ♪ And you don't ask questions you do it just because ♪ 56 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:32,943 Mornin' 57 00:02:33,026 --> 00:02:34,736 ♪ This little bitty town 58 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,575 ♪ it ain't nothing new 59 00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:42,745 ♪ We all stick around 60 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:46,790 ♪ 'cause they all tell us to 61 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:54,883 ♪ Swallow your pride just to make your family proud 62 00:02:56,842 --> 00:03:02,598 ♪ If I didn't think that it would shut the whole place down 63 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:14,401 ♪ I'd saddle that one horse and ride it right out of this town ♪ 64 00:03:22,409 --> 00:03:26,247 You know, jeans are marketed as this like, 65 00:03:28,081 --> 00:03:31,961 super comfy go everywhere garment, 66 00:03:32,044 --> 00:03:33,754 but they're fuckin' not! 67 00:03:33,837 --> 00:03:35,757 Comfort first, dude. 68 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:36,758 Yeah, you know what? 69 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,634 I'm goin' to work in sweats. 70 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,973 I'm not trying to sabotage myself. 71 00:03:44,056 --> 00:03:45,223 But they can't fire me. 72 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:48,019 Snax, it's not a pattern, dude. 73 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,854 No. So I've left a few jobs. 74 00:03:50,938 --> 00:03:52,189 Like, so what? 75 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,026 Twelve? 76 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:58,780 No fucking way it's twelve. 77 00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:00,156 I don't believe you. 78 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,699 Raccoona matata, Snax. 79 00:04:01,782 --> 00:04:03,408 You staying the fuck outta my bins? 80 00:04:04,868 --> 00:04:06,871 Hey. Oh, what the hell, Auds? 81 00:04:08,497 --> 00:04:11,042 Did you shave in my hot tub? 82 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:14,378 Bro, just chill. 83 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:16,254 Just my pits. 84 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:17,798 Have you even slept? 85 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,216 Have you? 86 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,425 I've been busy. 87 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,843 Yeah. 88 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:23,053 Is he cute? 89 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:25,598 The Metallsicherung 1200 is not cute, 90 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,059 it's a sexy, futuristic German welding machine. 91 00:04:28,141 --> 00:04:29,017 Whoa. 92 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:32,062 Low impurities, minimal slag, 93 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,107 transition between auto and welder operated. 94 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,442 What do your guys think about that? 95 00:04:36,483 --> 00:04:37,485 Well, they should be pumped. 96 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:39,237 This town needs to get with the times. 97 00:04:39,319 --> 00:04:41,197 Yeah, makes sense. 98 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,449 You break your back at work every day 99 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:45,326 and I sling jeans for a living. 100 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:48,704 We've turned into our parents. 101 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,038 Ding ding ding, 102 00:04:50,122 --> 00:04:53,668 who's ready for round two? 103 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,086 Do that thing with my pinky. 104 00:04:55,168 --> 00:04:56,461 Oh fuck. 105 00:04:57,129 --> 00:04:58,463 Had no idea you were here, ah... 106 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,923 Right. 107 00:05:01,341 --> 00:05:03,093 This is yours. 108 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:04,095 Yep. 109 00:05:04,177 --> 00:05:06,055 I don't touch your stuff. 110 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,266 Generally. Just, um... 111 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:11,935 Oh, whole family's here, huh? 112 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:15,273 It's your shorts too. 113 00:05:15,355 --> 00:05:19,276 Ah, I didn't have any so I just, you know, I'll wash 'em. 114 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,487 My dick's barely touched the mesh. 115 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,322 No, no. You keep those actually. 116 00:05:23,363 --> 00:05:25,158 Really? Like a gift? 117 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,076 Thanks. Cool, ah, yeah. 118 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,911 Lemme track down a beer. 119 00:05:29,995 --> 00:05:31,538 Seriously? That dude? 120 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:33,915 What? When there's no Mr. Right, 121 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,918 at least there's Mr. Right Now. 122 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,711 More like Mr. Steal Your Catalytic Converter 123 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,129 While You Sleep. 124 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:41,298 Here. PH levels are all outta whack. 125 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:42,466 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 126 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,136 Chlorine, de-scaler and stay out of it for 24 hours 127 00:05:45,218 --> 00:05:46,137 or it'll melt my tits off. 128 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,596 I know the fuckin' drill. 129 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,514 Unbelievable. 130 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:50,975 Shut up. 131 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,980 Every goddamn morning. 132 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,942 Nothing beats a refry. 133 00:06:01,026 --> 00:06:02,403 Fuckin' hell. 134 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,908 Hey man. 135 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,410 Wanna gimme a ride? 136 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:12,997 Did you bang in my hot tub, again? 137 00:06:14,247 --> 00:06:19,086 Ahhh, it was half in half out mostly but, ah, 138 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,754 whaddaya say? You wanna hook me up? 139 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:22,423 Just goin' as far as my place. 140 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:30,389 So what's going on with you and my sister? 141 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:31,973 What? 142 00:06:32,057 --> 00:06:33,309 Do you like my sister? 143 00:06:33,391 --> 00:06:34,769 Hobby horse have a wooden dick? 144 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,021 Oh. 145 00:06:38,105 --> 00:06:39,982 Ah dude. Come on. 146 00:06:40,065 --> 00:06:42,151 Sorry. Brakes. I don't know. 147 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,112 Geez. Started a fire. 148 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,406 Audrey's great, man. 149 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:47,949 She's good. She's good, you know. 150 00:06:48,031 --> 00:06:49,242 Got a lot goin' on for her. 151 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,201 No kids. No husband. 152 00:06:50,283 --> 00:06:51,576 Got a good job. 153 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,161 Are you back at work yet? 154 00:06:53,245 --> 00:06:55,163 Nah. Still on disability. 155 00:06:55,247 --> 00:06:56,581 Keep pullin' my back out. 156 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,209 Whoa! 157 00:07:03,463 --> 00:07:05,216 Hot rod, man. 158 00:07:05,298 --> 00:07:06,175 End of the line. 159 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,343 What? 160 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,845 Sorry, the brakes are fucked. 161 00:07:08,927 --> 00:07:10,471 But [sighs]... 162 00:07:13,723 --> 00:07:15,435 What the hell, man! 163 00:07:15,475 --> 00:07:18,019 You know I don't live around here! 164 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:27,697 Have a good day. 165 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,245 Got a newbie. 166 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:36,456 Huh. 167 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,290 What do we got here? 168 00:07:38,331 --> 00:07:40,418 What the fuck is that? How old is that? 169 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,252 Did you, your grandfather give you that? 170 00:07:44,129 --> 00:07:45,047 What is that? 171 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:46,632 What are you gonna hang some pictures? Huh? 172 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,634 You gonna take photos? Huh? 173 00:07:48,675 --> 00:07:49,634 What are you gonna do with that? 174 00:07:49,718 --> 00:07:51,095 Oh. - Nothin'. 175 00:07:54,139 --> 00:07:56,641 Tools are like condoms. 176 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,187 The cheap ones will break and they will fuck you up. 177 00:07:59,269 --> 00:08:00,646 All right? 178 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,230 Will fuck you up, right? 179 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:03,483 Now sign here. - Yep. 180 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,858 Hey, talkin' to you. 181 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:07,278 Jimi! - Hey Todd. 182 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,404 Hey. I don't wanna see your ass. Don't show me your ass. 183 00:08:09,487 --> 00:08:11,281 Don't show me your ass. 184 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:12,742 What's up Tuna? 185 00:08:13,992 --> 00:08:14,911 Scooter! 186 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,663 Hey, you guys ever seen a virgin before? 187 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:19,290 Wave to the virgin. 188 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:22,125 Fuckin' nerds. 189 00:08:24,002 --> 00:08:26,755 We willingly carry around the surveillance devices. 190 00:08:26,838 --> 00:08:28,925 They know where we go and what we say. 191 00:08:29,007 --> 00:08:30,675 I mean, a fuckin' welding machine? 192 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:31,886 Really? 193 00:08:31,968 --> 00:08:33,678 Head-to-head I can out-do that thing. 194 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:34,764 My ass! 195 00:08:34,846 --> 00:08:37,140 Fifty bucks says the robot mops the floor with ya. 196 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,433 What do ya think Big Nate? 197 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,519 I will take that heat. 198 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:40,519 Beautiful! 199 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:42,104 You know what else is weird? 200 00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:43,480 I was ordering weed online last night 201 00:08:43,563 --> 00:08:45,566 and they asked me to verify that I'm not a robot. 202 00:08:46,399 --> 00:08:48,985 Are they worried that the robots are buying the weed? 203 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,113 Buying weed. Taking jobs? 204 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,365 It's only a matter of time 'til we're all down on all fours 205 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,493 sucking protein pellets out of a robot's dick. 206 00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:02,958 Yeah, you fuckers got me good! 207 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,919 Well, ya reap what you sow, don'tcha? 208 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:06,921 Yep. 209 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:08,297 I kinda like it. 210 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,340 I thought it was classy. 211 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:10,298 Oh, thank you. 212 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,926 I also got the rookie pretty good. 213 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,094 Hmm? 214 00:09:15,428 --> 00:09:16,346 You suck rookie! 215 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:19,767 Shit. 216 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,601 Here comes the robot overlord. 217 00:09:22,602 --> 00:09:23,770 Keep it down. 218 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:24,938 He doesn't know that we know. 219 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:25,898 Guys!? Really? 220 00:09:25,981 --> 00:09:28,359 Just testin' the gear in sub-zero temperatures. 221 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:29,943 Safety first! 222 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:35,490 Yes! - That's good. 223 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,201 You boys wanna see somethin'? 224 00:09:37,284 --> 00:09:38,576 You can't tell anyone. Not a soul. 225 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,328 My word is my bond. 226 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,414 This thing is amazing! 227 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:46,210 It can root, fill, cap and even picks up on a shitty fit-up! 228 00:09:46,293 --> 00:09:48,169 With this thing we're guaranteed to hit our targets. 229 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,339 This thing is a flying piece of horse shit! 230 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,756 Looks like it's gonna rip my cheque in half 231 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,384 is what it looks like. 232 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:55,760 Guys, we use tools. This is just a tool. 233 00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:56,971 It's a piece of equipment, 234 00:09:57,053 --> 00:09:57,971 Bag-licking, moron! 235 00:09:58,054 --> 00:10:00,015 This is how we all turn into automatons! 236 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,644 You did not think this through. 237 00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:15,364 I got the receipt. They're perfectly good. 238 00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:16,990 I still got time to return 'em. 239 00:10:17,073 --> 00:10:18,993 I just don't like the way they look. 240 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,076 But ya did once. 241 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,788 So some kind of personality change since then or? 242 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,206 If there's no damage 243 00:10:24,289 --> 00:10:26,082 we'd be glad to take them back. 244 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:28,336 I think she crapped them. 245 00:10:28,418 --> 00:10:29,378 I did not! 246 00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:31,589 Audrey, I've warned you! 247 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:32,881 I'm being serious. 248 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,216 Look inside, that's shit! 249 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,384 Ah, ladies? 250 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,596 Do you mind? My lunch is over in twenty. 251 00:10:38,678 --> 00:10:41,849 Are you insinuating that I took a shit in these jeans? 252 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,393 No I am straight up accusing you. 253 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:47,229 Lady, you've got a tummy problem, okay? 254 00:10:47,312 --> 00:10:49,565 Your bowels are probably destroyed by every fad diet 255 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,274 that's aimed at the Karen demographic. 256 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,817 You had, what, a couple of kids? 257 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,778 Pelvic flooring ain't what it used to be, 258 00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:56,029 I feel for you, 259 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,240 but it's not this company's fault, okay. 260 00:10:58,323 --> 00:10:59,325 Blame nature. 261 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:02,077 I just don't see how this is any of your business. 262 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,663 Well, you're holding up the line 263 00:11:03,703 --> 00:11:05,413 and she's not allowed to say anything. 264 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,624 She won't say anything. 265 00:11:06,706 --> 00:11:08,417 So why don't you go buy some vinegar and peroxide 266 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,293 and call it a day, okay? 267 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,421 Here's your diaper. 268 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:15,466 I'm not leaving this store until these are refunded. 269 00:11:15,548 --> 00:11:16,926 End of story. 270 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,136 Good luck with mud slide. 271 00:11:27,394 --> 00:11:28,645 Audrey. - What? 272 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,273 Don't you have anything to say to our valued customer? 273 00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:32,316 Yes. 274 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:36,320 Yeah, I certainly do. Yeah. 275 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:38,072 Ah... 276 00:11:38,154 --> 00:11:39,572 fuck you both. 277 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,908 I quit. 278 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,664 Yeah. Huh! I quit! 279 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,501 Hey, hold on! 280 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:52,669 Wait up, wait up! 281 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,672 Hey, who are you? 282 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:55,673 What do you do? 283 00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:57,674 I'm Steph. I'm in safety. 284 00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:58,676 Cool. 285 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,511 Um, I'm Audrey. 286 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,472 I'm currently unemployed. 287 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,932 Ah, are you at Conch? 288 00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:07,518 Yeah, isn't everyone? 289 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,687 Yeah. 290 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:12,313 Do you know Todd? Todd Stool? 291 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,315 Yeah, of course. 292 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,316 That's my bro. 293 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:15,359 Oh, okay. Yeah. 294 00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:16,693 I love Tater-Todd. 295 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,738 Yeah. Oh, me too. 296 00:12:18,778 --> 00:12:20,489 That's how it ends for all of us. 297 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:22,533 I mean, first they bring the robots in 298 00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:24,326 to prove we're inefficient, that's fuckin' obvious. 299 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,370 I mean, billion dollar company like this 300 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,873 and you don't think they have motion detection 301 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,707 and facial recognition cameras out there? 302 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:31,917 Pshtt. 303 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:33,586 Next, it's the microchips 304 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:34,711 and when we refuse, 305 00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:36,504 they bring in even more robots. 306 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,755 And then beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 307 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,634 All of a sudden it's an all-robot plant, baby. 308 00:12:43,386 --> 00:12:44,554 None of this shit leaves this truck 309 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:45,722 or else I'll know it's you. 310 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,600 Hey, FYI Homer, 311 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,186 your radio's hot. 312 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:53,980 Did you hear all of that? 313 00:12:54,063 --> 00:12:54,940 Who else is there? 314 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:55,982 Don't worry, bro. 315 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,359 It's Taser. 316 00:12:57,442 --> 00:12:58,568 I'll keep a lid on it. 317 00:12:58,652 --> 00:12:59,611 Thanks, buddy. 318 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,618 Robots are never good. 319 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,410 Search engines, typing emails, 320 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,412 now it's welding. 321 00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:09,788 I tried to hand write my name the other day, 322 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,414 it looked like a fuckin' tree wrote it. 323 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,375 They're gonna take away our means to live. 324 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,376 All our toys. Gone. 325 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,546 I'll have to sell my water bed. 326 00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:19,965 He'll-he'll have to sell his two ATVs. 327 00:13:20,048 --> 00:13:22,384 And this fuckin' dude'll have to downsize his truck. 328 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,636 I ain't selling my truck. 329 00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:27,389 So answer to this robot bullshit. 330 00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:29,350 Okay. Yes, it's true. 331 00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:32,436 The company bought a welding robot. 332 00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:33,812 With a purpose! 333 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,773 Not just to catch us up on speed, 334 00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:39,235 but it'll help us avoid injuries, accidents, all of it! 335 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,822 You didn't mean to fuck us, 336 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,405 but it's gonna hurt. 337 00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:46,826 Catch all that, Homer? 338 00:13:46,908 --> 00:13:49,537 Homer [over radio]: According to a corporate email thread started by Bennett, 339 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,455 Todd is responsible, 340 00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:52,456 knew I couldn't trust him. 341 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,458 Okay, every, everybody calm down! 342 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,465 What the fuck?! 343 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,509 That's nice! 344 00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:12,100 Wow, that was fast. 345 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,436 Employee [on phone]: Hey, boss man. 346 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:15,855 Look, I hate to do this to you Bennett, 347 00:14:15,895 --> 00:14:18,774 but my mom's cat's been vomiting for two weeks now. 348 00:14:18,856 --> 00:14:20,192 Both ends. 349 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,485 I just can't leave the thing alone, man. 350 00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:22,778 It just wants to be held. 351 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,029 Anyway, you can imagine how much a diabetic cat weighs, 352 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,282 you know? 353 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,658 You know, plus I got that hernia and stuff, you know. 354 00:14:28,741 --> 00:14:30,285 Real sorry about this. 355 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,578 I'll be talking to you tomorrow maybe. 356 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,041 Does this look like someone with a diabetic cat? 357 00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:38,501 I think you mean, does it look like someone with a hernia? 358 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,254 Total lack of goddamn commitment. 359 00:14:41,337 --> 00:14:43,923 That's why your robots are gonna replace us. 360 00:14:44,924 --> 00:14:46,134 The robot is here to help. 361 00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:47,802 Like, why can't you people understand this? 362 00:14:47,885 --> 00:14:49,679 What do you mean "you people"? 363 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,015 You bus-chucked me with that email you sent. 364 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,642 I never told you to order that machine. 365 00:14:53,725 --> 00:14:55,476 You approved the fuckin' payment! 366 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,687 That's your problem, Todd, 367 00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:58,647 you think my job is easy. 368 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:01,692 It's not all sippin' coffee and checkin' emails. 369 00:15:01,774 --> 00:15:02,817 Clearly. 370 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,485 I mean, you're not even trying to hide it anymore. 371 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,113 That's for my keyboards. 372 00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:10,283 Unlike you, I like to keep my workplace tidy. 373 00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:12,494 And what are these? These are vitamins, I guess? 374 00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:14,245 Yeah, they are vitamins. 375 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,956 This one's for sleepy time. 376 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,708 This one's for makin' love. 377 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,128 This one... 378 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,964 is for when I'm sad. 379 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,759 You need to fuckin' chill, man. 380 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,677 Your brain, your dick, your eyeballs, 381 00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,554 they're all gonna explode. 382 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,682 Ah fuck. 383 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:34,932 A little coke will help. 384 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,101 Why would you think this is cocaine? 385 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,770 I don't know, white powder in a little baggie? 386 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,272 It's too early in the morning for cocaine. 387 00:15:40,355 --> 00:15:41,981 You fuckin' idiot 388 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,533 Into some, ah, arts and crafts now are ya? 389 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,745 You know, I finally figured out what's wrong with you, Toddler. 390 00:15:55,828 --> 00:15:57,373 What's that? 391 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,375 You don't know if you want to be like me, 392 00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:02,126 or if you want to be like them. 393 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:04,964 Fuck you, Bennett. 394 00:16:05,004 --> 00:16:06,130 I'll take the blame for the robot. 395 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,799 I don't give a shit. 396 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,927 Wrong. You give too many shits. 397 00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:11,720 As long as I'm here at this desk, 398 00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:14,722 you'll be down there with the grunts eatin' shit. 399 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,892 Is that right? 400 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:20,812 You know how hard I have to work to get you to do my job? 401 00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:24,232 Don't you think you've had enough? 402 00:16:27,443 --> 00:16:28,778 You ain't nothing... 403 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,783 Look at ya, you're a goddamn mess. 404 00:16:32,865 --> 00:16:34,409 You ain't nothing but a... 405 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,206 You okay? 406 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,172 Fuck. Come on, get up. 407 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,798 Stop messing around. 408 00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,719 Jesus Christ. Bennett? Hello? 409 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,761 What are you doing? 410 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,431 Get up. 411 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,600 Oh shit! 412 00:16:58,683 --> 00:16:59,559 Are you okay? 413 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:00,811 Bennett, talk to me. 414 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,229 Oh fuck. 415 00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,068 Bennett. Bennett. 416 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,820 Fuck! 417 00:17:11,904 --> 00:17:12,823 Come on. Come on. 418 00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:14,282 Where's the fucking phone? 419 00:17:17,744 --> 00:17:19,078 I got a fuckin' emergency! 420 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,053 Surprised it took this long. 421 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,762 That dude had some demons. 422 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,265 Do I need to talk to the cops? 423 00:17:38,973 --> 00:17:40,476 No cops. We don't like cops. 424 00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:45,230 Wait, so does this mean I'm Site Manager now? 425 00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:48,025 Well, you've always been the "unofficial" Site Manager. 426 00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:49,902 You know, Bennett's out. You're in. 427 00:17:49,942 --> 00:17:50,778 Light the fire in your gut. 428 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,695 Let your balls drop. 429 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:55,115 Is everyone still pissed at me about the robot? 430 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,241 Probably. 431 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,701 Good luck with that. 432 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,709 Yeah, if you wanna stay local, 433 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,086 you basically have three choices. 434 00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:08,211 You could do more retail... 435 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,462 Mmm. 436 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,798 The trades or sell your body. 437 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,467 The original trade. 438 00:18:13,549 --> 00:18:14,884 Yeah, it's respectable. 439 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,095 Okay, so what should I be? 440 00:18:16,135 --> 00:18:18,305 Should I be an electrician, 441 00:18:18,387 --> 00:18:19,847 a pipe fitter or a painter? 442 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,683 Well, I'd say lose the tinsel and try the carpenters. 443 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,519 They're taking in anyone off the street. 444 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:27,897 That's what my daddy did actually. Yeah. 445 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:30,483 And he always said "stay away from hammers and heartbreakers," 446 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,068 so I never thought I stood a chance. 447 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,320 Yeah, well, your daddy had a point once, 448 00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:36,906 but the workforce is 3.9% chicks now. 449 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,701 You wanna push us over four? 450 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:44,705 I don't know. Can I do safety? 451 00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:49,920 Oh fuck no, no. No. Fuck that. 452 00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:51,755 You don't wanna do my job. 453 00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:53,714 I basically babysit all the trades 454 00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:55,384 and make sure they don't kill themselves. 455 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,929 Yeah, but your-your lunch break was over an hour ago. 456 00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:00,388 Mm-hmm. 457 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,557 And someone will clock me out. 458 00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:04,768 Wow. 459 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:05,769 Right? 460 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:06,979 You got a sweet gig, Steph. 461 00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:10,982 Yeah, I mean, pay is decent too. 462 00:19:11,023 --> 00:19:12,733 I mean, it ain't "fuck you" money but... 463 00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:15,112 it'll cover the round. 464 00:19:15,194 --> 00:19:17,573 Actually sounds like a fuckin' good time. 465 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:19,199 Cheers to that. 466 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:23,744 Ooh. 467 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,338 Today is a good day. 468 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,972 You taking my Women's Under 30's? 469 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:43,932 Maybe. 470 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,767 Dude, read the bottle. 471 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,603 You might have to go bra shopping. 472 00:19:49,061 --> 00:19:50,396 Which one screams management? 473 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,441 I dunno, the blue one. 474 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,653 Guy, your life is sweet, okay. 475 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,573 You got your shit together. 476 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:02,409 You have four identical blue shirts. 477 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,621 You have two families. 478 00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:07,413 Me and Dad and your guys. 479 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,167 I feel like the more I try to please everyone, 480 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,794 I end up pleasing no one. 481 00:20:14,086 --> 00:20:16,256 Well, the robot isn't the problem. 482 00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:19,175 It's the change that comes with it. 483 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,801 What does Dad always say? 484 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,013 Don't be a pussy? 485 00:20:24,096 --> 00:20:25,807 No, the other one. 486 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,434 If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 487 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:32,230 Hey Audrey! - Fuck. 488 00:20:32,271 --> 00:20:34,023 Auds! Hey, whaddaya say, girly? 489 00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:35,483 A little poke and a smoke? 490 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:39,238 I have plans. You're not in 'em. 491 00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:40,821 Okay, that's-that's cool. 492 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,953 Thanks. 493 00:20:49,538 --> 00:20:51,500 When you went down, 494 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,042 I totally froze. 495 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,419 Then I started thinking about all the times 496 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,087 you fucked with me. 497 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,464 And a part of me wanted you to kick the bucket. 498 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,676 Tryin' to finish the job? 499 00:21:02,301 --> 00:21:03,845 What are you doing here? 500 00:21:05,137 --> 00:21:06,973 That didn't sound like much of a denial. 501 00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:10,102 Bennett's still a slimy piece of filthy shit 502 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,644 but we still got him covered. 503 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,230 That's what that was. 504 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,855 I saw you all talking in the yard earlier 505 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:15,898 and I just, I thought, 506 00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:16,857 I don't know. 507 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,652 You thought it was about you? 508 00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:20,653 Holy fuck, man. 509 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,321 Oh come on. Pay up. 510 00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:26,867 Cheap! 511 00:21:28,202 --> 00:21:30,079 Still fuckin' cheap! 512 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,707 Here. 513 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,290 Fuck. 514 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:37,170 Thing is, there's no next of kin that we know of. 515 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,048 Could just pocket it all. 516 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,048 Gimme that. 517 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,925 Fer fuck sakes. 518 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,885 Damn you and your fine morals. 519 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,682 I fucked up, didn't I? 520 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,057 Bringin' in the Metalschlong, 521 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,059 chasing the promotion. 522 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:56,272 Dude, corporate don't give a shit about me, you or him. 523 00:21:56,355 --> 00:21:59,151 Not understanding that is the biggest mistake you're making. 524 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,527 That's it. 525 00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:03,279 You're totally fuckin' right. 526 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,323 Thanks, brother. 527 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,449 I love you, brother. 528 00:22:05,531 --> 00:22:06,950 You'll be fine. 529 00:22:08,617 --> 00:22:10,494 You know what? Here's what you should do. 530 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:11,538 Put your dick in his hand, 531 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:12,538 take a picture. 532 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:15,125 When he wakes up, you got somethin' on him. 533 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,542 You're welcome. 534 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:45,739 Huh. 535 00:22:45,821 --> 00:22:48,200 A Metallsicherung 1200. 536 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,576 You got it, Medhi! 537 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:50,993 Yeah. 538 00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:55,582 This machine is not here to replace us. 539 00:22:55,664 --> 00:22:57,084 This machine is a tool, 540 00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:58,626 no different than an angle grinder, 541 00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,586 a broom. 542 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:01,337 You're a tool, Stool! 543 00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,173 Okay, enough talk. 544 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,181 Oh, this can't be good. 545 00:23:11,263 --> 00:23:12,973 Oh my God! What's goin' on? 546 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,143 That was not supposed to happen! 547 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,980 Backwoods, you owe me fifty bucks! 548 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,192 Yep. And that, folks, 549 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:24,236 is what German precision engineering looks like. 550 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:26,363 Now let's get a brewsks. 551 00:23:26,445 --> 00:23:29,031 I can't believe I stayed late for this shit. 552 00:23:29,115 --> 00:23:30,409 I don't know what happened. 553 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,035 So weird. 554 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:35,163 Well that's that. 555 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,580 You think they bought it? 556 00:23:36,664 --> 00:23:38,208 One hell of an acting performance. 557 00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,054 Yes! 558 00:23:52,471 --> 00:23:54,057 Huh? 559 00:23:57,434 --> 00:23:59,270 Good to have you back, brother. 560 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:00,855 Happy Friday, my friend! 561 00:24:01,897 --> 00:24:03,482 Let's get drinkin'. 562 00:24:14,326 --> 00:24:17,413 I'm not sure Snax understands work politics. 563 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:18,874 I don't know, man. 564 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,416 But it's not like they build shit. 565 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,836 I mean, they move into attics, under decks. 566 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:24,253 They're scavengers. 567 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,464 I joined the Carpenters today. 568 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,842 Fuck off! 569 00:24:28,924 --> 00:24:31,344 Yep. I'm done resisting. 570 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:34,471 I'm sick of working eight hours a day 571 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,891 and earning minimum wage 572 00:24:35,973 --> 00:24:38,309 dealing with other people's shit. 573 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,435 Literally. 574 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:43,690 This way I can start paying you some rent. 575 00:24:43,772 --> 00:24:47,067 Hell, maybe I can even get my own place. 576 00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:53,115 Like what happens if you have a kid or get a girlfriend? 577 00:24:55,201 --> 00:24:56,702 Why did you say it in that order? 578 00:24:58,329 --> 00:25:00,123 I'm not gonna be a burden anymore. 579 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,419 How'd it go with your robot today? 580 00:25:04,501 --> 00:25:05,461 Oh that. Ha. 581 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,087 What did you do? 582 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,465 Ah, nothin'. 583 00:25:09,548 --> 00:25:11,550 I actually might have pissed away my future. 584 00:25:14,386 --> 00:25:15,680 Chelsea [on phone]: I'm just pulling in now. 585 00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:17,723 I'll contact you once I know more. 586 00:25:40,204 --> 00:25:45,961 ♪ This little bitty town it ain't nothing new 587 00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:54,009 ♪ We all stick around 'cause they all tell us to 588 00:25:56,429 --> 00:26:02,269 ♪ Swallow your pride just to make your family proud 589 00:26:04,436 --> 00:26:10,277 ♪ If I didn't think that it would shut the whole place down 590 00:26:12,444 --> 00:26:18,367 ♪ I'd ride my pony right out of this one horse town 591 00:26:20,452 --> 00:26:22,830 ♪ Yeah this one horse town ♪ 592 00:26:24,415 --> 00:26:30,171 ♪ This little bitty town, oh yeah it ain't nothing new 593 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,634 ♪ We all stick around 594 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,308 ♪ Swallow your pride 595 00:26:44,059 --> 00:26:46,020 ♪ Just to keep your family proud 596 00:26:48,647 --> 00:26:54,653 ♪ If I didn't think that it would shut the whole thing down 597 00:26:57,281 --> 00:27:05,205 ♪ I'd saddle that one horse and ride it right out of this town ♪