1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:09,801 (Announcer reading text on screen) 2 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:13,012 (Slow instrumental music) 3 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,390 ♪ 4 00:00:16,557 --> 00:00:19,893 [bright music] 5 00:00:29,778 --> 00:00:31,448 Why do I always get stuck with the apprentices? 6 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:33,825 Because you're a good tradesman. 7 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:35,451 Backwoods: Oh, come on, Golden Arm. 8 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:37,036 Stop feeding me the horse shit. 9 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,662 Everyone knows those who can't do, teach. 10 00:00:38,746 --> 00:00:40,789 You're the exception of the rule, 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:44,418 a good tradesman who is also a damn fine teacher. 12 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,795 Besides, Homer would just fuck her up. 13 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,840 Fair enough. And yes, 14 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,801 I am an exceptional tradesman. 15 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,054 For the record, 16 00:00:54,094 --> 00:00:55,804 I do not want to be saddled up 17 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,640 with another inbred mouth-breather. 18 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,851 Besides, what's this clown's name again? 19 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:02,020 Hey! 20 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,771 Hey, why'd you say "her"? 21 00:01:04,688 --> 00:01:05,939 [giggles naughtily] 22 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:09,652 Because today's inbred newbie mouth-breather is my sister. 23 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,111 What's upppp? 24 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,865 Oh yeah. Shit. That's awkward. 25 00:01:14,948 --> 00:01:15,909 What up, sis? 26 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:18,870 Get ready, rookie. I'm gonna kill you. 27 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:21,206 Charles [on video call]: We're not turning anything around. 28 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,873 We're turning it off. 29 00:01:22,956 --> 00:01:25,043 Imperial Valley's production is disappointing 30 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:28,337 and the return is the worst it's ever been. 31 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,049 This site's been on my shit list forever. 32 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,341 Charles, it's me. 33 00:01:32,424 --> 00:01:33,760 You know my track record. 34 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,093 Let me do what I was sent here to do. 35 00:01:35,177 --> 00:01:37,055 Charles [on video call]: That town is a union stronghold 36 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:39,057 and unions are a pain in my ass! 37 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,935 Well, I see an operational plant with a lot of morale. 38 00:01:41,975 --> 00:01:44,603 Charles [on video call]: Morale doesn't trade on the Nasdaq. 39 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,688 What's my timeline? 40 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,105 Charles [on video call]: You do two things. 41 00:01:47,147 --> 00:01:50,692 One, you oversee the closure and two, 42 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,194 you don't call and question me 43 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,864 on how I run my goddamn business! 44 00:01:54,947 --> 00:01:56,698 What's the status on Bennett? 45 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,700 Comatose. No changes. 46 00:01:58,784 --> 00:02:01,120 If you wakes up, you let me know. 47 00:02:01,203 --> 00:02:02,246 Understood. Should I- 48 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:03,289 [phone beeping] 49 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,875 Go walk in traffic? Fuck me! 50 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:06,876 Not you. 51 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,711 Just... I'll take the handcuffs. 52 00:02:11,588 --> 00:02:14,133 You guys hear about Hernando the Portuguese plumber? 53 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,926 Dude fell asleep in a portajohn 54 00:02:16,009 --> 00:02:17,971 got hauled fifteen clicks to their facility 55 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:19,722 and now they're calling the outhouses 56 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,931 "Portuguese Rocketships". 57 00:02:21,014 --> 00:02:23,560 Ah, I started that rumour. 58 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,019 I'm glad it did the rounds though [laughs]. 59 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,941 [tense music] 60 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:30,942 Homer: Did they find the person 61 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:32,318 who's putting water in everyone's boots? 62 00:02:32,401 --> 00:02:33,819 Oh, I fuckin' hate that guy. 63 00:02:33,861 --> 00:02:34,820 Or girl. 64 00:02:34,862 --> 00:02:35,864 Oh, sneaky fucker. 65 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,157 We gotta catch him before, or her before winter. 66 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,366 Okay, how 'bout the Insulator 67 00:02:39,449 --> 00:02:41,368 who tried to tie his dick in a knot on a dare? 68 00:02:41,451 --> 00:02:43,121 [Jimi chuckling] 69 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:44,122 What? - True. 70 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:45,747 It's not good guys, we're fucked. 71 00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:47,000 I mean, we're-we're effed. 72 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:47,876 I wanted to prank you guys. 73 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:48,918 Out with it, Dewey. 74 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,586 Dewey: I fucked up. 75 00:02:51,003 --> 00:02:52,170 She's back. 76 00:02:52,212 --> 00:02:53,423 Steph: What?! 77 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,799 Oh, fun sponge. 78 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,383 Come on! - Hello, fellas. 79 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:58,802 Your Sensitivity Trainer is in da house. 80 00:02:58,887 --> 00:02:59,804 Shit! 81 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,139 Oh, nope. No, no, no, no, no. 82 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,807 [Jimi growls] 83 00:03:04,641 --> 00:03:10,564 [soft playful music] 84 00:03:10,647 --> 00:03:27,456 ♪ 85 00:03:28,081 --> 00:03:30,793 Ten bucks the new chick called in Janet to clean us up. 86 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,252 It's destabilization 101. 87 00:03:32,336 --> 00:03:34,796 Sabotage a population social and cultural systems, 88 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,633 thereby destroying any attempt to resist or retaliate. 89 00:03:39,051 --> 00:03:40,552 Find your seat, please. 90 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,596 It's right in front of you. 91 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:42,805 Thank you. 92 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,348 For those of you who don't know, 93 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:47,852 my official title is Sensitivity Trainer. 94 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,854 My name is Janet. 95 00:03:49,937 --> 00:03:51,313 Pronouns: she/her. 96 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,901 You guys know the drill; 97 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,861 I come in here tell you what not to do and say. 98 00:03:57,945 --> 00:04:00,907 No one listens and I call it a day. 99 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:01,866 [quiet affirmations] 100 00:04:01,949 --> 00:04:03,992 She's fucking saying shit. Pay attention. 101 00:04:04,076 --> 00:04:05,245 Oh, I'm sorry. 102 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,246 Thank you. 103 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,247 You talkin'? 104 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,413 [laughing] 105 00:04:08,497 --> 00:04:12,252 How most of you behave on the job site is unacceptable. 106 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,044 In the first twenty minutes I've been here, 107 00:04:14,127 --> 00:04:17,214 I observed several infractions, 108 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:20,050 including the use of a disturbing nickname... 109 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,389 Hey, Big Nate! What's up, buddy? 110 00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:27,475 Big Nate! - Big Nate! 111 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,312 Big Nate? 112 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,273 Nate-ive? 113 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,690 That's racist. 114 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:35,942 It's clever. 115 00:04:35,983 --> 00:04:37,735 My name's Nathaniel. 116 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:40,822 And I'm fuckin' huge. 117 00:04:40,904 --> 00:04:42,572 [laughing] 118 00:04:42,656 --> 00:04:44,283 Homer: That's what she/her said. 119 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,867 Well what about the comments overheard 120 00:04:45,951 --> 00:04:47,120 about the women in accounting 121 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:49,497 and the size of their posteriors? 122 00:04:49,579 --> 00:04:51,081 What the fuck you lookin' at me for? 123 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,541 What? What? - Bottoms? 124 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,793 Like a gay dude? 125 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,127 [laughing] 126 00:04:55,168 --> 00:04:56,545 No. No, their butts. 127 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,338 Guys, she's talkin' about "Bum and Bummer". 128 00:04:58,423 --> 00:04:59,923 That is not their names. 129 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,175 That's their names! 130 00:05:02,259 --> 00:05:04,928 Alright, alright, enough of this circle jerk. 131 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,307 You three, go do the valve swap. 132 00:05:08,348 --> 00:05:11,101 You two, back on the MIG weld in A3. 133 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:12,060 Everybody good? 134 00:05:12,144 --> 00:05:13,730 Not so fast. 135 00:05:13,812 --> 00:05:16,149 Corporate wants a full tool roll back. 136 00:05:16,189 --> 00:05:18,567 Anything that grinds, cuts or welds. 137 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,110 If it's not bolted down 138 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:22,487 bring it back to the tool crib for inventory. 139 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:23,947 Fucking bullshit, Todd. 140 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:25,240 It's gonna slow us the fuck down. 141 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:26,951 Fuuccckkk! 142 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,411 The f... 143 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:39,129 Understood. 144 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,130 Pussy! Pussy! 145 00:05:40,213 --> 00:05:41,132 Let's get to work. Come on! 146 00:05:41,214 --> 00:05:42,632 Pussy! Pussy! 147 00:05:42,716 --> 00:05:44,593 Folded like a lawn chair on that one, didn't ya? 148 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,930 Tradesman: All the tools? Every one? 149 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,514 I'll give you another. 150 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,975 One last one of these 'cause I've had enough. 151 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,435 Every tool, Jimi. 152 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:58,149 Huh. It's a lot bigger when you're close up. 153 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,524 That's what they all say. 154 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:00,692 Don't get all distracted, 155 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,944 these pressure gauges aren't gonna inspect themselves. 156 00:06:03,028 --> 00:06:04,906 That there's my boy Poopstick. 157 00:06:04,988 --> 00:06:07,199 He and I used to wrestle in high school. 158 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:10,370 This guy leaning here doing absolutely fuck all 159 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,120 is San Francisco fuckin' Sneakers. 160 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:13,413 What? 161 00:06:13,497 --> 00:06:14,956 He constantly wears kneepads. 162 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,959 Look at 'em. 163 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,293 This guy over here... 164 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:19,879 that's Snot. 165 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,798 Fuck you too, Snot! 166 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,048 Used to be a DJ in town 167 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,009 so we started calling him DJ Dickface 168 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,177 and DJ Dicksnot. 169 00:06:26,259 --> 00:06:28,178 And now it's just "Snot". Too many words. 170 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:29,137 He doesn't mind? 171 00:06:29,221 --> 00:06:30,973 Of course he does. He fuckin' hates it. 172 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,016 These two clowns right here... 173 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:35,394 Ah-haha. Yes. 174 00:06:35,435 --> 00:06:37,021 This one here is... 175 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,189 "Meat"! Meat! 176 00:06:38,271 --> 00:06:40,565 [Meat chuckling] 177 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,026 There's you goin'. 178 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,235 This one here is "Sticks". 179 00:06:43,276 --> 00:06:44,653 What's up? 180 00:06:45,112 --> 00:06:46,656 Kind of shit to bet on the nickname department, 181 00:06:46,738 --> 00:06:48,574 but gets the fuckin' job done. 182 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,574 You know what I mean? 183 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,202 Anyways, Poopstick! [whistles] 184 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:53,370 Snot! 185 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:56,165 Hey, this here is Todd's sister. 186 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,209 Keep her fuckin' classy, gentlemen. 187 00:06:58,291 --> 00:06:59,168 What's up, guys? 188 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,586 I'm Audrey. 189 00:07:00,627 --> 00:07:04,173 Maybe you can call me Auds or OddJob or... 190 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,173 Oh fuck no. 191 00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:07,050 Todd's Sister, are you wearing make-up? 192 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,846 No. 193 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:13,014 Good enough. Get your shit. 194 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:14,850 We got work. Let's go! 195 00:07:17,644 --> 00:07:19,021 Please, come in 196 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,273 As a trusted foreman, 197 00:07:20,355 --> 00:07:22,483 I wanna go on the record to say that inventory at this time, 198 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:24,860 it's a bad call. 199 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,196 And your mints are stale. 200 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:28,406 Duly noted. 201 00:07:28,488 --> 00:07:29,865 I think we should put our resources 202 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,242 in the guys on the flare stack. 203 00:07:31,324 --> 00:07:33,201 I mean, every day that thing's not upright and online, 204 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,245 we're losing money. 205 00:07:34,327 --> 00:07:35,288 I appreciate you having my back like this. 206 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:37,247 Look, I'm here to be your second in command, 207 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,875 your eyes and ears, hand of justice. 208 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,293 I've been here a ton of years 209 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:41,836 and that means I've got their trust. 210 00:07:41,918 --> 00:07:44,254 Okay, look Todd, nothing is happening. 211 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:45,964 It's standard practise for new management 212 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,257 to get the lay of the land. 213 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:48,425 Is it also standard practise 214 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,261 to bring in a Sensitivity Trainer on your first week? 215 00:07:50,343 --> 00:07:52,430 Are you insinuating I had something to do with that? 216 00:07:52,512 --> 00:07:54,182 I just think it's a huge waste of time. 217 00:07:54,723 --> 00:07:56,057 If you must know, 218 00:07:56,141 --> 00:07:57,185 Janet is here 219 00:07:57,267 --> 00:07:59,228 because someone on your crew called in a violation. 220 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,062 Not one of my guys. 221 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:02,230 Dale Edgars? 222 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:03,733 Dewey. 223 00:08:03,815 --> 00:08:05,108 Is this about his lunch? 224 00:08:05,192 --> 00:08:07,653 I mean, the guys like to hide it and fuck with his food and, 225 00:08:07,694 --> 00:08:11,240 once we put a, a live pigeon in his lunchbox. 226 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,117 Chelsea: It's not that. We should stop that. 227 00:08:14,201 --> 00:08:17,120 He felt there was inappropriate graffiti about his preferences. 228 00:08:17,204 --> 00:08:18,247 In the bathroom? 229 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,499 It's just a bit of fun. 230 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:23,461 Todd, I know you expected to get this job but you didn't. 231 00:08:23,543 --> 00:08:25,213 Is that gonna be an issue? 232 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:29,132 Nope. Not on my end. 233 00:08:29,216 --> 00:08:31,009 Fuckin' Dewey. 234 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,260 "Standard practise" my ass. 235 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,888 I keep this place tight as a titty 236 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,389 and then she has the nerve to- 237 00:08:36,389 --> 00:08:38,725 Oh, this is fuuuu... 238 00:08:38,808 --> 00:08:40,227 fudged up. 239 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,566 How the fuck are we supposed to work like this? 240 00:08:46,399 --> 00:08:47,275 Jimi: IR's are no joke. 241 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,903 I mean, everybody on this crew swears, 242 00:08:48,985 --> 00:08:50,403 even the fuckin' retired priests. 243 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,532 It's fucking hard. 244 00:08:52,697 --> 00:08:53,950 Todd: And with Janet here, 245 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,201 this inventory's gonna take a week, 246 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,077 and we're gonna look like a bunch of idiots. 247 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,788 Steph: This Chelsea chick will look like an idiot. 248 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,623 Inventory was her idea, not yours. 249 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,166 You're not the Site Manager. 250 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:05,001 Stephy, you are a goddamn beauty. 251 00:09:06,461 --> 00:09:08,297 Janet, you wanna come with me for a minute? 252 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,756 I want to show you somethin'. 253 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,758 More than anything. 254 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,426 Todd: You'll love this. 255 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,349 [grunting] Something. Anything. Anything. Come on. 256 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,393 You having a stroke or something, Tase? 257 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:22,394 Naw, I'm just tryin' to describe my last poo 258 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:25,815 as a movie title but the bar's pretty high. 259 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:26,816 Todd: I hear ya. 260 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,442 That's a solid list. 261 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,407 "There Will Be Blood!" Yes! 262 00:09:34,447 --> 00:09:35,950 Todd: That's nasty, man. 263 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,784 You okay if I bring in Janet? 264 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,828 Yeah. Back in your cave. 265 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,413 [zipper zipping] Todd: Come on in. 266 00:09:41,913 --> 00:09:44,332 Hey Janet, you a Trans Am? 267 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,878 No. And if I was, it would be totally f- 268 00:09:47,961 --> 00:09:50,339 [gasps] Oh my God. 269 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,423 Yep. 270 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:52,758 Taser: Mi casa, su casa. 271 00:09:52,841 --> 00:09:54,759 Or however you say shitter in Italian. 272 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,553 As a sensitivity trainer, I thought it'd be best for you 273 00:09:56,636 --> 00:09:58,306 to see the belly of the beast. 274 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,150 [Janet gasps] 275 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,778 Todd: I think all this is worth a few incident reports, no? 276 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,239 You're darn right. 277 00:10:15,322 --> 00:10:18,283 This is defacing company property. 278 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:22,413 Um, you are to forbid your entire crew 279 00:10:22,495 --> 00:10:24,039 from writing on these walls. 280 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,374 Todd: Well, warm up your pen 281 00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:27,208 'cause there's a lot more where this came from. 282 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,337 Beautiful. 283 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,258 These little beauts are what we call incident reports. 284 00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:35,884 I didn't think those were for real. 285 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:37,470 Bennett used to shred 'em. 286 00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:38,803 Todd: Well, he's not here anymore. 287 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,806 The new boss wants to change who we are. 288 00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:44,018 So, we're gonna get as many of these fuckers as we can. 289 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,227 [playful music] 290 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,063 You probably don't wanna see this. 291 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,024 I want you to unleash all of your greatest hits, 292 00:10:51,107 --> 00:10:53,027 and I'll be sure Janet is there to enjoy them. 293 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,445 And this is not a personal vehicle, 294 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,279 this is a company vehicle. 295 00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:59,075 Phaser's on Slack, boys. 296 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,034 When you see a dog, ya fuck it! 297 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,452 Fuck dogs! - Yeah! 298 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,413 Do we have to? 299 00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:06,499 And this is our wonderful lunchroom. 300 00:11:06,581 --> 00:11:08,292 Not much really goes on here. 301 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,710 Dewey [over radio]: Hey Toddler, are you there? 302 00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:10,836 Go for Todd. 303 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:15,883 [loud farting sound] 304 00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:18,927 Can you smell it? Can you smell it? 305 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:20,553 Todd: I can smell it. 306 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,307 [Janet huffs] 307 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:25,683 [playful music] 308 00:11:25,725 --> 00:11:26,686 Oh, come on, Janet. 309 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,354 You're giving a ghost an IR. 310 00:11:28,395 --> 00:11:30,147 No one knows who's pulling this shit. 311 00:11:31,606 --> 00:11:32,942 Fuck sakes. 312 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,320 Todd VO: Let's make sure by the end of the day 313 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:37,904 that woman gets writer's cramp. 314 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:39,740 [Janet gasps] 315 00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:41,491 Hey guys. 316 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:42,743 Tase. 317 00:11:42,826 --> 00:11:46,080 [chanting] Cramps, cramps, cramps, cramps, cramps, cramps, 318 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,998 cramps, cramps, cramps! 319 00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:48,916 Special delivery. 320 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,458 We haven't touched a tool all day. 321 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,501 But these... 322 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,504 these are gonna be a ton of work for the boss. 323 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,549 Thank you, Dale. 324 00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,427 That'll be all. 325 00:12:04,597 --> 00:12:07,308 I must admit, this has been, um, 326 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,936 quite a rush. 327 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,980 Halfway through the day and already a new record. 328 00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:14,316 So this is not the norm? 329 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:17,318 Ah, this is abnormal. 330 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:21,573 It's, um, almost like the boys are co-operating. 331 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,991 Like they're doing it on purpose. 332 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,409 Who authorized these? 333 00:12:24,451 --> 00:12:26,035 Foreman Todd Stool. 334 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,623 My buddy Todd. 335 00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:35,379 How many infractions 'til we can let someone go? 336 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,384 Audrey: So, what's the story behind Backwoods? 337 00:12:43,511 --> 00:12:44,764 Do you live off grid? 338 00:12:44,804 --> 00:12:46,974 Are you like a prepper or somethin'? 339 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,350 Hey man, I get it. 340 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:50,519 I used to live in my van for a while. 341 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:53,188 Yeah, I actually kinda liked it. 342 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,981 And then there was this other time 343 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,524 where I had to resort to food stamps. 344 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,611 So, what's your origin story? 345 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,779 You wrestle a bear? 346 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,240 How can I score a cool handle too? 347 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,828 Fine, don't tell me. 348 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,999 For what it's worth, I get it. 349 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,543 Hey, my dad let me join Cubs instead of Girl Guides. 350 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,421 So maybe you guys can call me "Cubby"? 351 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:18,755 Or like, "Cubber"? 352 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,049 Or "Tommy Boy"? 353 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,384 [chuckles] Word of advice: 354 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,845 Don't rush your nickname game. 355 00:13:24,928 --> 00:13:27,056 It'll backfire on ya. 356 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,807 No make-up, huh? 357 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:29,807 Come on, let's keep moving. 358 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,184 You're slowing down. 359 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,852 Only halfway through the day. 360 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:45,073 [soft upbeat music] 361 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,741 ♪ 362 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,034 There's the flare stack. 363 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,037 That's the project your brother's in charge of. 364 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,496 Once that baby's up and runnin', 365 00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:53,414 this place is gonna be a fifth gear. 366 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,667 What does it do? 367 00:13:54,707 --> 00:13:56,251 All these crazy hazardous chemicals 368 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,754 are produced during the separation process. 369 00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:01,005 That stack burns off the excess vapours 370 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,591 before it goes into the atmosphere. 371 00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:03,841 Sweet TED Talk. 372 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,594 I always saw the flame and thought it was bad. 373 00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:08,013 Oh no, bad if we don't do it. 374 00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:10,014 See that? Get the tools away from the edge! 375 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,684 This high up anything falls out even a bolt 376 00:14:12,725 --> 00:14:14,269 will kill somebody. 377 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,316 Good. 378 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,442 Hold on. Wait. Why-why did we bring the tools? 379 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,028 Backwoods: Better to have them than not. 380 00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:24,864 Let's go. Let's haul ass, Food Stamps. 381 00:14:24,904 --> 00:14:26,657 We got scaffolding to take down. 382 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,200 Come on! 383 00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:30,285 That stack of paperwork was huge! 384 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,245 It should keep her busy for days. 385 00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:33,288 Nice job. 386 00:14:33,371 --> 00:14:35,666 No. Look, we've been full tits causing chaos. 387 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,042 No one's been helping Jimi. 388 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,668 No. I get why these fuck-noodles 389 00:14:38,751 --> 00:14:40,504 don't wanna do real work, 390 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,506 but you're better than this. 391 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:45,634 Come on. You're fucking around 392 00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:47,927 instead of figuring out why corporate's taking inventory. 393 00:14:49,596 --> 00:14:51,849 Come on. 394 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,100 You're right. 395 00:14:53,182 --> 00:14:54,809 Jimi: No shit I'm right. I'm always fuckin' right. 396 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,352 Hey Tase. - Jimi. 397 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,688 Oh fuck. Ah, come on! - Todd, can you talk to Janet? 398 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,732 She says I'm fired. - What the f- 399 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,484 He has exceeded the infraction amount required 400 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,735 for proper termination. 401 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,446 So yes, he's fired. 402 00:15:05,528 --> 00:15:07,447 Whoa. Is-is that even a thing? 403 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:08,490 It is now. 404 00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,701 Shit, balls, fuck, piss on your own dick. 405 00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:13,995 How many does he have? 406 00:15:15,246 --> 00:15:16,206 Oh shit. 407 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:17,707 Oh wow. No, that's a lot. 408 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,543 Janet, can you not take it to this extreme? 409 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,671 Sit down, let Taser buy you lunch. 410 00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:23,714 Not my call. 411 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,341 Talk to the Site Manager. 412 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:27,676 Sorry Big Nate, you're canned. 413 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,345 Should I call security? 414 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:30,971 Taser: Nice plan, dude. 415 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:41,941 Todd: First, they give the site manager job to Chelsea? 416 00:15:41,981 --> 00:15:42,942 Are you kidding me? 417 00:15:42,982 --> 00:15:44,735 That job should have went to one of us. 418 00:15:44,817 --> 00:15:46,736 Oh, by "us" you mean "you". 419 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,529 Splittin' hairs. 420 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,741 Next, they forbid us from entertaining ourselves 421 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,951 while we poop? 422 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:57,163 And now, they're using Janet to fire our sorry asses. 423 00:15:57,246 --> 00:15:58,874 We're sitting ducks. 424 00:15:58,956 --> 00:16:01,125 But the way I see it, 425 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,586 we've got one move. 426 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,380 Reading your mail, boss-man, 427 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,465 We gotta take out Janet. 428 00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:07,966 What? No! 429 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,052 I got a guy who'll do it for 2K. 430 00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:12,596 Mine'll do it for a loose meat sandwich and a six pack. 431 00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:14,597 You guys remember the Newfie with one eye? 432 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,682 I feel like that guy do it for free. 433 00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:18,559 Oh yeah. - Nobody's taking anybody out! 434 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,812 And Janet's not even the problem here. 435 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:21,772 And Dewey? 436 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,774 She's here because of you, dumbass. 437 00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:26,360 There is no way you've "got a guy." 438 00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:28,821 You talk too much shit to gain that level of trust. 439 00:16:28,861 --> 00:16:29,822 It's true. 440 00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:32,573 So let's keep our focus on the corporate overlords, 441 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,158 specifically Chelsea. 442 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,785 Weaponizing Janet was our idea! 443 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,538 Like how dare she! 444 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:40,331 We're gonna weaponize her right back. 445 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,833 Those dots on your back... 446 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,000 there is a way to get rid of them. 447 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,669 Wait, you're not talking about- 448 00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:47,840 We're going where no crew has gone before, 449 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,591 to partake in a little something called... 450 00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:52,385 Scavenger hunt? 451 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,761 Yeah. Fucking scavenger hunt, genius. 452 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,639 Yeah. Yeah. - No, Dewey. Come on. 453 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,187 Homer: Okay, look, that's not a real whiteboard. 454 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,605 And this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! 455 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,817 And he stormed Area 51. 456 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,818 Successfully infiltrated. 457 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,778 Sensitivity training will take weeks. 458 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,030 So I say let them sanitize us! 459 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,825 From this point on, 460 00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:18,662 no more fucktards, baglickers, ratfucks, 461 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,830 or cock-puppets will come out of our mouths! 462 00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:24,334 And we will willingly undergo Janet's program. 463 00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,212 Taser: Good afternoon, Madame Sensitivity Trainer. 464 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,839 What a lovely day! 465 00:17:30,339 --> 00:17:32,425 Has your buddy been hitting the gummies? 466 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,676 No, he has not. 467 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,635 We would like to participate 468 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,262 in your "Sensitivity Training" process. 469 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,098 [Janet laughing] 470 00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,314 Wait, you're-you're not joking? 471 00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:46,522 Taser: We are not. 472 00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,025 My name is Taser, 473 00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:49,651 pronouns he/him. 474 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,653 Janet, please educate us 475 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,114 so we may rid ourselves of these gosh darn red dots of shame. 476 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,824 Homer: And step into the 21st century, 477 00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:58,951 and recognize the power of our words. 478 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,830 I, um, I thought this day would never come. 479 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:04,708 Who wants to go first? 480 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,502 [quietly] Oh. 481 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,510 And this marvellous dump, 482 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,055 is the lunchroom where the magic does not happen. 483 00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:19,263 What up, Petey? 484 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,682 New batch? 485 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,849 Hm. 486 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,727 Tastes like shit. - Jesus Christ. 487 00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:27,897 Oh look, another chick in her natural habitat. 488 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,148 What up, blood? 489 00:18:29,232 --> 00:18:30,358 What the fuck is that? 490 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,902 Oh sorry, sometimes it sticks. 491 00:18:31,984 --> 00:18:33,319 What're ya doing? 492 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,740 Oh, there it is. - Audrey: Nice. 493 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,741 Oh yeah. No, we've met. 494 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,117 Steph's awesome. 495 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,118 She is. 496 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,079 Did you know that we call her "Solid Nine"? 497 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,833 Which narrowly edged out "Yoga Pants" and "Slingshot". 498 00:18:45,915 --> 00:18:47,542 Slingshot? 499 00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:51,880 Oh God. Good thing Janet isn't here. 500 00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:53,923 Okay, so why "Solid Nine"? 501 00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:56,801 I'm known as "Work Hot". 502 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,345 In the refinery, I'm a nine. 503 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,932 Real world... seven? 504 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,099 Give or take. 505 00:19:03,182 --> 00:19:04,768 It's those low-cut shirts and tatts 506 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,310 that pad those stats, baby. 507 00:19:06,394 --> 00:19:07,895 Hit it. I got it. 508 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,815 Are you guys allowed to talk like that? 509 00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:11,316 Me and the girls rate 'em right back. 510 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:15,069 Like Backwoods is a... eight in here, 511 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:17,114 I would say out there is a 5.5. 512 00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:18,740 One. [laughs] 513 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,825 What? 514 00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:20,951 This mullet is a 10! 515 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,702 God, truth hurts. 516 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,328 Anyways, that's "Food Stamps". 517 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,955 No fuckin' way that sticks. 518 00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:28,333 Unlike your mascara, which is like... 519 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,750 Um, shit. 520 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,420 Steph: You still live with Tater-Todd, right? 521 00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:32,962 He give you an allowance? 522 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:33,922 Okay, it's not like that. 523 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,339 I'm not like a mooch. 524 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,009 What's little Moochie blabbing on about now? 525 00:19:37,049 --> 00:19:38,175 No idea. 526 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,012 Okay. Yeah. Ha ha ha. Laugh it up fuckers. 527 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:41,805 Your moustache sucks. 528 00:19:41,888 --> 00:19:42,806 What?! 529 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,892 And what are you fuckin' looking at? 530 00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:49,563 Backwoods: Snap! [laughs] 531 00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:50,939 Classic Moochie. 532 00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:52,816 Classic fuckin' Moochie. 533 00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:55,359 Janet: Alrighty then. 534 00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:58,821 Now that we've completed questions one through 235, 535 00:19:58,905 --> 00:20:01,365 will you accept that scatologically-themed films 536 00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:04,161 are neither amusing nor appropriate? 537 00:20:04,243 --> 00:20:07,998 I would if I knew what scatological meant. 538 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,124 The bathroom wall. 539 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,710 "Describe your poop in a movie title"? 540 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:13,586 Yes. Completely inappropriate. 541 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,006 Janet: And any further offences will be reported to me 542 00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:18,674 by your foreman Todd Stool. 543 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,843 [Taser chuckling] 544 00:20:19,926 --> 00:20:20,844 You said "stool". 545 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:21,845 [quietly] Shut the frick up. 546 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:22,971 This isn't funny. 547 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,806 We're going to be here all day. 548 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,973 I'm just messin' with ya. 549 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:27,017 From this point forward, 550 00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:28,809 I'm gonna focus so we can all get outta here. 551 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,645 It's not you I'm worried about. 552 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,648 A word? 553 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,526 I thought I fired that guy. 554 00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:38,612 You shouldn't assume anyone's gender. 555 00:20:38,694 --> 00:20:40,905 Also, employees have the right to fight dismissal, 556 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,657 provided they go through training. 557 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,826 Productivity has ground to a stop. 558 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,036 How much longer will this take? 559 00:20:46,118 --> 00:20:48,038 Ah, based on my calculations 560 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,790 it shouldn't take any longer than seven weeks. 561 00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:51,833 [Chelsea chuckling] 562 00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:54,086 Son-of-a-bitch is doing this on purpose. 563 00:20:54,126 --> 00:20:55,921 Janet: I've never felt more important! 564 00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:58,048 I have a role! I feel valued! 565 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,924 Chelsea: Turned you into a weapon against me. 566 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,801 Well, two can play that game. 567 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,013 I'd like to talk about feelings. 568 00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:08,557 Oh, am I allowed to have those? 569 00:21:21,529 --> 00:21:22,739 [tense dramatic music] 570 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,700 [tinkling echoing] 571 00:21:24,782 --> 00:21:30,038 [tense music continues] 572 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:39,673 [Taser screams echoing] 573 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:40,673 Like this. 574 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,049 [Taser screams echoing] 575 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,050 That sounds like Taser. 576 00:21:43,134 --> 00:21:44,885 [Taser screams echoing] 577 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,307 Well played. 578 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,558 Were we playing a game? 579 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,893 Do you know how hard this fucking job is? 580 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,228 What me and my crew go through? 581 00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:54,563 Like humour's how we survive, 582 00:21:54,645 --> 00:21:56,064 and insults it's how we communicate. 583 00:21:56,147 --> 00:21:58,066 I hear you, but I answer to corporate. 584 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,151 It doesn't matter if you like it, 585 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,028 it doesn't matter if I like it. 586 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,363 I'll close an eye on the graffiti, 587 00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:05,073 if you corral your guys and get back to inventory 588 00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:06,575 like I asked. 589 00:22:06,657 --> 00:22:08,076 I'm not your enemy, Todd Stool. 590 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,952 You could've fooled me. 591 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,210 Chelsea: Let's start fresh. 592 00:22:18,961 --> 00:22:20,172 Todd: Weapons hot, boys. 593 00:22:20,212 --> 00:22:22,965 The bathroom gallery is open for business. 594 00:22:23,049 --> 00:22:25,384 We have a blank slate for bone art 595 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,595 and shitty life advice. 596 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,762 Alright. 597 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,472 Wait, even the "Name Your Last Poo As A Movie" wall? 598 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,141 Especially that. 599 00:22:31,223 --> 00:22:32,142 I got word from up top 600 00:22:32,224 --> 00:22:33,727 there'll be no further interference. 601 00:22:33,809 --> 00:22:35,936 Good, 'cause I'm gonna add "True Grit". 602 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,271 Homer: Woo. Good. 603 00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:39,148 "Anaconda". 604 00:22:39,231 --> 00:22:41,358 "Anaconda". That's a big log. 605 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:44,988 I was gonna put, ah, "Sleepless In Seattle". 606 00:22:46,906 --> 00:22:50,117 No, like your first poo is the standing Empire State Building 607 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:53,204 and you got the two people on top holding hands. 608 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,957 Okay, well I think we can do better than that one. 609 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,542 Tom Hanks. Michael Clark Duncan. 610 00:22:58,626 --> 00:23:00,127 A depression-era prison. 611 00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:01,797 Depression, depression... 612 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:05,008 Chelsea: A movie based on a Stephen King novel. 613 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,219 You'll get there. 614 00:23:07,259 --> 00:23:08,385 "The Green Mile". 615 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,430 "The Green Mile". 616 00:23:10,513 --> 00:23:12,807 Awesome. Yes! 617 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,393 Well done! 618 00:23:14,433 --> 00:23:15,434 Dewey: The boss-lady. 619 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,229 She's taken some shits. 620 00:23:17,269 --> 00:23:18,688 She knows what's up. 621 00:23:20,272 --> 00:23:21,650 Backwoods: That a girl. 622 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,611 Hmm. Woo! 623 00:23:27,446 --> 00:23:29,115 Oh [chuckles]. 624 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,828 You know, when I was four years old, 625 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,579 my dad took me on a camping trip. 626 00:23:35,663 --> 00:23:38,208 I got lost in the bush for three days. 627 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:40,251 The press thought I was dead, 628 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:41,711 but I was just fine. 629 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,255 Hence, Backwoods. 630 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:44,256 Jesus! 631 00:23:44,338 --> 00:23:45,673 Backwoods: Mm-hmm. 632 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,592 The point is... - Fuck! 633 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:50,178 pain is comedy around these parts. 634 00:23:50,261 --> 00:23:52,055 You did just fine today, Moochie. 635 00:23:53,222 --> 00:23:55,851 Moochie? Seriously? 636 00:23:55,933 --> 00:23:57,269 I told you that in confidence, 637 00:23:57,309 --> 00:23:58,394 and now you're using it against me. 638 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,439 There, you're a real piece of work. 639 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,605 Mm-hmm. 640 00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:03,066 How'd my sister do? 641 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:07,112 Ah. Good enough to earn herself a nickname. 642 00:24:07,153 --> 00:24:09,280 That was fast. What is it? 643 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,157 We're going with, ah... 644 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,702 We're going with "Todd's Sister" for the time being. 645 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:15,703 Todd: That's original. 646 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,248 Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 647 00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:20,291 See you tomorrow, Backwoods. 648 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,710 [Backwoods chuckles] 649 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,627 See you tomorrow, Todd's Sister. 650 00:24:23,711 --> 00:24:25,255 Later, Todd's Sister. 651 00:24:27,298 --> 00:24:29,049 Guess we're back on inventory. 652 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,219 Oh fuck! 653 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,761 You ever think of why? 654 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:35,140 I try not to think in these parts. 655 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,724 You are a wise man. 656 00:24:38,934 --> 00:24:40,269 Of course... 657 00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:41,938 if I was taking inventory, 658 00:24:42,021 --> 00:24:43,940 I'd be thinking about sealing this bitch up. 659 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,359 Think she's closing us down? 660 00:24:48,194 --> 00:24:49,528 Like you said... 661 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,531 wise not to think around these parts. 662 00:24:56,327 --> 00:24:57,746 [soft knocking] 663 00:24:57,828 --> 00:24:59,372 Anyone in here? 664 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,097 Pisstine Crappel. 665 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,228 Whoa! 666 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,314 It's actually pretty good. 667 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,786 What the f- 668 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,246 What the? 669 00:25:40,829 --> 00:25:43,583 Cock suckers!