1 00:00:41,957 --> 00:00:42,875 What the? 2 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:43,877 Is this normal? 3 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,712 Yeah, I think it is. 4 00:00:46,378 --> 00:00:48,338 They're crazy, but they're harmless. 5 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,554 There's more protestors than crew. 6 00:00:55,637 --> 00:00:58,182 Yeah, on holidays a skeleton crew keeps the lights on. 7 00:00:58,265 --> 00:00:59,392 Just you wait. 8 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:02,186 More people will trickle in to help build the float. 9 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:03,896 You wanna do the parade after? 10 00:01:03,979 --> 00:01:05,814 Is that even a choice? 11 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:06,900 Is Christmas a choice? 12 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,942 Jesus Auds, it's fuckin' Labour Day! 13 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,111 The highlight of a tradesman's year! 14 00:01:11,195 --> 00:01:13,572 We march together and celebrate us! 15 00:01:13,614 --> 00:01:15,408 And we show how grateful we are to the town. 16 00:01:16,617 --> 00:01:20,078 Yeah and we dummy every chilled keg on Main Street afterwards. 17 00:01:20,162 --> 00:01:21,915 Wow. That is some top shelf community engagement 18 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,540 right there. 19 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,834 Hey VanLeuen! 20 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,668 You're about a year early. 21 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,087 Got booked last minute. 22 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,087 Double time. 23 00:01:29,129 --> 00:01:31,757 Integrity checks, soil samples. 24 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:32,926 We do all the checks! 25 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:33,968 Well, maybe not well enough. 26 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,385 Fuck you! 27 00:01:35,469 --> 00:01:36,429 Is that bad news? 28 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,930 Not today. 29 00:01:37,971 --> 00:01:38,932 Atta boy. 30 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,266 Now you go in there 31 00:01:40,349 --> 00:01:43,394 and you build yourself a stellar float and enjoy yourself. 32 00:01:43,477 --> 00:01:44,436 Merry Christmas! 33 00:01:44,478 --> 00:01:45,855 Fuck yeah! 34 00:01:49,483 --> 00:01:50,400 No need to knock. 35 00:01:50,484 --> 00:01:51,444 Rule of thumb, 36 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,280 when the doors open a crack, it means enter. 37 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,864 Smells good in here. 38 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:57,700 Okay. 39 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:58,951 Nice espresso machine! 40 00:01:58,992 --> 00:02:00,745 Oh, by all means. 41 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:04,165 Say, you're tied into corporate. 42 00:02:04,248 --> 00:02:05,542 You'd let us know... 43 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,959 Oh shit. Sorry. 44 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,461 You'd let us know if any significant changes were coming. 45 00:02:09,503 --> 00:02:11,131 Just help yourself to a latte. 46 00:02:11,171 --> 00:02:13,424 You have the weight of the world on your shoulders, Todd. 47 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,925 Well, we've been falling behind on our targets 48 00:02:15,008 --> 00:02:16,593 and now you're bringing in third parties. 49 00:02:16,677 --> 00:02:18,221 I'm getting a handle on the clean-up after Bennett. 50 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,639 The environmental check is part of that. 51 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,808 Are you trying to catch us with our dicks out? 52 00:02:22,891 --> 00:02:24,185 No offence. 53 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,270 Let me ask you this: 54 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,645 Would you describe Randy Bennett 55 00:02:26,687 --> 00:02:27,938 as "organized" or "negligent"? 56 00:02:28,021 --> 00:02:29,149 The second one. 57 00:02:29,231 --> 00:02:30,441 I mean, we all knew he was a mess. 58 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,651 Why didn't corporate do something earlier? 59 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,277 You're like three years too late. 60 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,280 And I had to run defensive coverage on his bullshit. 61 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:38,282 This thing is dumb. 62 00:02:40,033 --> 00:02:41,578 I get there can be animosity 63 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,496 between corporate and the front line. 64 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,955 Yeah. This is an example of why, 65 00:02:45,038 --> 00:02:46,790 because corporate doesn't listen to us. 66 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,168 Conch is a hundred percent 67 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,669 behind this refinery. This town. 68 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,503 Which is why they approved two floats 69 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:52,629 in the parade this year. 70 00:02:52,713 --> 00:02:54,424 Okay, I guess you think that makes everything- 71 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:57,009 Wait, what? 72 00:02:57,092 --> 00:02:58,887 Two floats?! 73 00:02:58,969 --> 00:03:01,264 Every year I email head office with that exact idea, 74 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,015 never hear back. 75 00:03:03,098 --> 00:03:04,016 Well, now you will. 76 00:03:04,057 --> 00:03:05,810 And it's good to have someone on the inside. 77 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,937 Yes. Yes! 78 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,233 Oh no, no, no! 79 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:23,286 Todd [on recorder]: Are you trying to catch us with our dicks out? 80 00:03:23,368 --> 00:03:24,287 No offence. 81 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,538 Chelsea [on recorder]: Let me ask you- 82 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,855 Labour Day celebrates the achievement 83 00:03:51,939 --> 00:03:53,524 of blue-collar workers. 84 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,235 The achievement of you. 85 00:03:56,318 --> 00:03:58,403 Woo! Yes! 86 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:03,367 I look out here and I see a sea of colour. 87 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:08,122 The diversity of trade and talent! 88 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,334 Not now! Later. 89 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,877 Jesus fucking Christ. 90 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:16,088 What'd I miss? 91 00:04:16,129 --> 00:04:18,257 Sleazy PR guy beakin' off. 92 00:04:18,298 --> 00:04:21,093 We like to encourage competition... 93 00:04:21,134 --> 00:04:24,055 One that spawns innovation! 94 00:04:24,137 --> 00:04:26,932 That's why we are enlisting not just one, 95 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:29,601 but two floats in the parade today. 96 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,019 Fuck yeah! 97 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,605 Holy shit, 98 00:04:32,646 --> 00:04:34,064 I can't believe they actually read your email. 99 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:35,358 Finally. 100 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,901 We getting paid double time?! 101 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:38,903 How does double time work 102 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,947 when we're doing this volunteer, bud? 103 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:47,120 So this year's theme... 104 00:04:47,202 --> 00:04:49,122 is "The Future of Conch Industries"... 105 00:04:49,204 --> 00:04:52,959 And I thought it would be fun to have two teams: 106 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:56,963 the domestic workers versus the internationals. 107 00:04:57,045 --> 00:04:58,298 So me versus everybody. 108 00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,464 No, no, no. We're not doing that. 109 00:04:59,548 --> 00:05:00,632 Just one second please. 110 00:05:01,675 --> 00:05:03,677 Is this dildo trying to start a race war?! 111 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:07,807 Nah, you've gotta be more like the Olympics. 112 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:09,475 He's not fucking serious? 113 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,560 What? You said I could make the rules for the competition. 114 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,978 Now you're poo-pooing my idea. 115 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,146 You're the Head of PR. 116 00:05:14,187 --> 00:05:16,064 Think about the optics of what you just said. 117 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,944 Dang it, you're right. 118 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,072 What if we made a hundred grand of income 119 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,115 the line in the sand here? 120 00:05:24,197 --> 00:05:25,533 No! 121 00:05:26,199 --> 00:05:27,951 Management versus Entry-Level? 122 00:05:29,911 --> 00:05:31,288 Guys versus Gals? 123 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,374 Guys and Dolls? 124 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,625 Young versus Old? 125 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:43,009 And the teams will be Youngbloods versus Old School. 126 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:45,052 The youthful and ambitious 127 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,262 against the mature and experienced. 128 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:52,185 It is my honour to lead you in your march today. 129 00:05:52,225 --> 00:05:55,021 And to add to the spirit of this friendly event, 130 00:05:55,062 --> 00:05:57,273 you can only use materials found on site. 131 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,860 And judging the best float will be Medhi Chowdry, 132 00:06:00,901 --> 00:06:03,028 our very own Chief Engineer. 133 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,822 Alright. Aright. Alright. Alright. 134 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,656 I know what you're all thinking... 135 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:08,201 And yes, I can be bribed. 136 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:11,995 Confetti cannon. Now! 137 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:13,038 Tradesman 1: Oh, what the hell? 138 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:13,956 Tradesman 2: In your eye! 139 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,208 But you don't just have one. 140 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,209 Alright, just wrap it up, okay. 141 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,711 Wrap it up. 142 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:20,254 Go make your floats! 143 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:22,882 Later, geezers. 144 00:06:22,923 --> 00:06:25,175 I'm off to the dream team. 145 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,843 Me too. 146 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:30,723 Oh shit. 147 00:06:30,764 --> 00:06:32,141 Oh my... 148 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:33,767 Oh, you poor... 149 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:35,228 How can you fuckin'- 150 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:37,730 You fuckin' poor... 151 00:06:37,771 --> 00:06:39,148 Fuck! 152 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:42,526 Something isn't right. 153 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:46,072 Did you see the Enviro-Vestigate guys? 154 00:06:46,113 --> 00:06:48,240 Soil samples, pressure checks today? 155 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,492 They're using your love of tradition against you. 156 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,536 I mean, look at you, you're distracted. 157 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:55,122 You probably still leave milk and cookies out for Santa Claus. 158 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:57,666 I just told you I think something's up. 159 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,709 It's time for you to go covert. 160 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:01,545 They're playing you like a fuckin' fiddle. 161 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:05,048 Wait, did you say covert? 162 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:06,759 I did. 163 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,759 Confirmed. 164 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,137 What tactics are permitted? 165 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,721 Any means necessary. 166 00:07:11,346 --> 00:07:12,807 You are now activated. 167 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:16,435 Ghost protocol. 168 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,271 No one can know your objective. 169 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,605 The truth is out there, Homer. 170 00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:21,107 And I want you to find it. 171 00:07:21,189 --> 00:07:22,524 Roger that. 172 00:07:23,358 --> 00:07:24,110 I hear ya. 173 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:27,071 Oh fuck! Son of a bitch! 174 00:07:28,363 --> 00:07:30,115 Oh yeah, you don't have to drink that. 175 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,994 I'm all good, Chelse. 176 00:07:36,288 --> 00:07:37,747 That went great. 177 00:07:38,165 --> 00:07:40,500 You must have been at a different assembly than me. 178 00:07:40,584 --> 00:07:42,377 VAPETRAIL. 179 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:45,548 The lunchroom is more deserted than expected. 180 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:47,091 It is a holiday. 181 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,300 Targets are isolated, 182 00:07:48,341 --> 00:07:50,093 so I'm unable to hear audio. 183 00:07:50,177 --> 00:07:53,680 But I watched a webinar recently on deciphering body language. 184 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,098 Skill enabled. 185 00:07:55,182 --> 00:07:59,228 Listen, I, uh, hear this place can't cut the mustard. 186 00:07:59,978 --> 00:08:01,646 Must be stressful being the one in charge 187 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:03,315 of shutting it down. 188 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:05,317 Yeah, just keep that to yourself. 189 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,403 We can't let that news get out until we're ready. 190 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,571 Of course not! 191 00:08:08,653 --> 00:08:10,656 What the? - Fuck! Fuck! 192 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:14,326 I've been spotted but I've engaged Stealth Mode. 193 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:16,245 Vanish! 194 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,497 Poor suckers. 195 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,790 Well, at least they get one more Labour Day. 196 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,336 Would'ya look at that. 197 00:08:23,418 --> 00:08:25,129 a sign of dominance. 198 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,632 Similar to the infamous chest poke of the Illuminati. 199 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:28,757 You know how tough it was 200 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:32,177 to spin a drugged-out boss overdose story? 201 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,553 I tell ya. 202 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,350 Keep coming. Keep coming. 203 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:38,768 You gotta bend the knees. 204 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:40,311 Hey. Hey. Stop. Stop. 205 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:43,480 Todd's Sister. 206 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:45,316 Don't do that. 207 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:46,359 It's a prank. 208 00:08:46,399 --> 00:08:48,528 And if they tell you to fetch a bucket of steam 209 00:08:48,568 --> 00:08:49,778 or a striped paint, 210 00:08:49,861 --> 00:08:51,529 you tell them to fuck a tree. 211 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,157 Entiendes? 212 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,366 Ugh! 213 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,201 That's just dangerous. 214 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,452 You're gonna succeed here. 215 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,371 Can I ask you a personal question? 216 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,789 Maybe. 217 00:09:02,457 --> 00:09:03,960 Would you dance on the float? 218 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,169 What? No, we're dancing? 219 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,380 Yeah. Years ago I worked on a cruise ship. 220 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,883 I will choreograph something for us. 221 00:09:10,924 --> 00:09:12,927 It will be a blast! 222 00:09:13,009 --> 00:09:16,389 Um, I'm as coordinated as a sandbag. 223 00:09:16,429 --> 00:09:17,222 Cheers. 224 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:18,975 Bottoms up, Fucko. 225 00:09:19,057 --> 00:09:20,393 Catch any sparks, Auds? 226 00:09:20,475 --> 00:09:21,936 Ha ha ha. Very funny. 227 00:09:22,602 --> 00:09:24,312 You look parched. 228 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:30,068 What? Is-is that Spritzer? 229 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:31,153 Spritzer? 230 00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:32,863 I think you're on the wrong team, bud. 231 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:33,864 We're killing it! 232 00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:35,658 Good vibes, Dewey. Good vibes. 233 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:39,160 No, no, no. I mean, you're a senior citizen. 234 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,705 Nah, I'm young at heart. 235 00:09:42,414 --> 00:09:44,332 Age is just a number. 236 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,418 Yeah, please. 237 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:47,586 You're two decades away from the nursing home. 238 00:09:47,669 --> 00:09:49,254 You old freaking timer, you- 239 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,423 And you're like five seconds away from the ER. 240 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:53,926 You gonna beat him with your walker? 241 00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:55,219 Buddy, don't take offence. 242 00:09:55,302 --> 00:09:57,679 We all decided the cutoff age was 40 flat and fair. 243 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,931 What about you? 244 00:09:58,972 --> 00:10:01,642 Well, I'm only thirty-nine and a half, Geezy. 245 00:10:01,725 --> 00:10:03,269 Fuck off! 246 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,605 So no one wants to make an age exception? 247 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,442 Fine, ya buzzkills. 248 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,695 Alright, let's make a bet. 249 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,530 Losing team gets a sharpie makeover at The Pipe. 250 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,701 Our float is gonna crush yours. 251 00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:20,452 Really? I'm with the experienced guys. 252 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:21,453 And you know what? 253 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,748 They know how to day-drink, ya young pussies. 254 00:10:25,707 --> 00:10:31,964 Hey, here's the last of the German metal schlong thing. 255 00:10:32,005 --> 00:10:33,256 Have at 'er boys! 256 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,591 Good call, Jimi. 257 00:10:34,674 --> 00:10:35,884 Alright guys, we gotta win. 258 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:37,970 There's some stuff on the line here now. 259 00:10:38,011 --> 00:10:39,764 Tase, we're gonna destroy them. 260 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:45,311 Hey Medhi, no drinks today? 261 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,395 Oh. Oh. Well look. 262 00:10:48,563 --> 00:10:50,066 Holy shit! 263 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,567 Everybody's been taking my bribe comment seriously. 264 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,236 You know what? I need to refine my sarcasm. 265 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,905 You are gonna love our float. 266 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,990 We're gonna honour the engineer that we all love. 267 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,658 The man. The myth. 268 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,160 The fucking Medhi! 269 00:11:02,202 --> 00:11:03,828 Get your tongue outta my ass, bro. 270 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:06,123 Yeah, get your tongue out of his ass, bro. 271 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,167 The fuck? 272 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,503 You corrupt motherfucker. 273 00:11:10,543 --> 00:11:12,462 Yeah! 274 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,173 Some people, hm. 275 00:11:14,881 --> 00:11:16,841 Look, the best float is gonna win. 276 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,761 And right now I can guess it's probably not yours. 277 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,304 We'll see about that. 278 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,307 Hey, what's with these Enviro-Vestigate guys 279 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:24,307 here on a holiday? 280 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,267 Did you sign off on that? 281 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,309 Eh, eh, eh. 282 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,105 Don't concern yourself with grownup shit, okay? 283 00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:30,355 Enjoy yourself today. 284 00:11:30,438 --> 00:11:32,357 No workie! - Alright, alright, alright. 285 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,527 Okay. Who needs help? Let's go! 286 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:36,153 We gotta beat those young fucks! 287 00:11:36,236 --> 00:11:37,988 Wake up you old bastards! 288 00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:45,870 There's only one way to deal with this kind of operative. 289 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:50,333 Antihistamines are a sedative, 290 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,711 but when combined with Neuroleptics 291 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,383 and just a sprinkle of Amphetamine, 292 00:11:57,424 --> 00:12:03,556 what you are left with is the perfect truth serum. 293 00:12:03,596 --> 00:12:04,974 Welcome, Veritas. 294 00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:09,269 Hey boys, Happy Labour Day. 295 00:12:10,437 --> 00:12:11,980 Happy Labour Day. 296 00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:17,068 Hey Stephanie, great to see you again. 297 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:18,738 Len, what can I do for you? 298 00:12:18,778 --> 00:12:21,072 It's what I can do for you. 299 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,533 Now we are looking for tradeswomen 300 00:12:23,616 --> 00:12:25,577 to appear in Conch industries pamphlets, 301 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,496 web banners and even trade school textbooks. 302 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,707 Really? What's that pay? 303 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:34,586 Influencing the next gen of tradespeople is priceless. 304 00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:36,379 Plus you could be a brand ambassador. 305 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,424 I've already monetized my likeness. 306 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:40,551 You're an influencer? 307 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,844 Mr. Michaels! 308 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,596 Dickwad. 309 00:12:43,678 --> 00:12:46,599 Please, Mr. Michaels is my father. 310 00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:48,392 Well, I heard you like your coffee black, sir. 311 00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:52,605 Well, thank you very much, uh... 312 00:12:52,645 --> 00:12:53,605 Ah, Dewey. 313 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,024 Dewey. 314 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,400 Happy Labour Day, Dewey. 315 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,403 You too. And to us. To us. 316 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,447 Mm-hmm. Really get in there. 317 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:04,158 I got it. 318 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,744 Hold up! You guys are leaving? 319 00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:08,287 There's no work here for us. 320 00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:10,371 I've seen refineries half the age of this one 321 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,207 in way worse condition. 322 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,793 Well, that can't be right. 323 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,628 You're expecting something different? 324 00:13:15,668 --> 00:13:16,879 According to head office, 325 00:13:16,961 --> 00:13:19,130 this place has been operating like it's been offline. 326 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,466 I mean, it's the last place in production. 327 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,967 I would love that to be the truth, 328 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,136 especially to piss off Stool, 329 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,224 but all you have here is a fully operational plant. 330 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,642 Zero issues. 331 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,433 And we knew Bennett, 332 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,269 so this is a fricking shocker. 333 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,562 Here. 334 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,274 Have us back any time to double check your guys work, okay? 335 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:57,253 Len, it's Dewey. How you doing? 336 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,671 Elated. Fuzzy. 337 00:13:58,711 --> 00:14:00,214 My feet are sweaty. 338 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,966 Good. Good. Hey, ah, 339 00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:03,591 where you staying while you're in town? 340 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,510 Best Restin', room 108. 341 00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:06,678 It's tiny. 342 00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:08,681 Good to know. Good to know. 343 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:09,639 What happened to Randy Bennett? 344 00:14:09,722 --> 00:14:10,682 He had an extreme drug addiction, 345 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:11,683 which led to a heart attack, 346 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,769 which led to a coma. 347 00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:16,187 What do you know about our company's patent filings 348 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,523 and board member stock activity? 349 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,606 Look my friend, I'm in PR, 350 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,942 not business affairs. 351 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:21,527 I'm on a strictly need to know basis. 352 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,611 And I prefer not to know, okay? 353 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,697 Try your Site Manager. 354 00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:25,697 She has all the answers. 355 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,032 Hmmm. 356 00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:28,491 So the Site Manager? 357 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,701 She's the one who knows the truth. 358 00:14:29,784 --> 00:14:31,120 She knows more than me. 359 00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,634 Hello? 360 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,971 That's a bad knee! Bad knee! 361 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,350 You better be HVAC. 362 00:14:54,809 --> 00:14:57,187 Abort. Abort, abort. 363 00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:58,980 Come on, come on, come on! 364 00:15:01,649 --> 00:15:03,192 What's your name? 365 00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:11,243 Why have you been spying on me? 366 00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:13,828 I'm only allowed to offer my badge number and codename. 367 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,038 Oh, I can just look ya up. 368 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,625 I mean, I-I-I can go against protocol 369 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:20,543 in the name of preserving my livelihood. 370 00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:22,712 My name's Homer. 371 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,423 I mean, Eric. 372 00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:25,423 How long have you worked here? 373 00:15:25,506 --> 00:15:29,260 15 deployments... er years. 374 00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:31,096 Any system failures over the past three years? 375 00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:32,597 Unscheduled shutdowns? 376 00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:34,224 No ma'am, we've been firing on all cylinders. 377 00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:35,808 Pipes are pumping. 378 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,687 So it's all been fine? 379 00:15:39,687 --> 00:15:42,231 The weakness in our team was Bennett. 380 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,234 Based on my extensive observations, 381 00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:46,403 the narcotics and sex addiction was a front. 382 00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:47,613 Yeah. 383 00:15:47,654 --> 00:15:49,365 I've been trying to connect a link between him 384 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:50,783 and the local honeybee decline. 385 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,620 Possibly laundering dough. 386 00:15:54,702 --> 00:15:57,413 I've been sent here because this place is not profitable. 387 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,291 Now the information I've gathered and what I've seen 388 00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:00,417 tells me different. 389 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,794 So, which is it? 390 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,797 Sure, we take days off, we have fun. 391 00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:08,509 We climb in the ventilation from time to time. 392 00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:10,885 But we don't fuck around when it comes to production. 393 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,971 This company makes bank. 394 00:16:13,054 --> 00:16:15,099 I mean, not Bilderberg levels. 395 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,767 Conch has a yacht but he ain't going to space. 396 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,559 Oh, I understand. 397 00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,648 The only guy who listens to people like us, 398 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,107 is Todd. 399 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:27,820 ♪ It's the weekend 400 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,113 ♪ On the East Coast 401 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,322 ♪ Got a little crazy last night 402 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,908 ♪ Woke up in the back seat 403 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,451 ♪ Of a row boat 404 00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,037 ♪ No clothes, no phone, comatose 405 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,496 ♪ I guess I dove off 406 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,831 ♪ Of the deep end 407 00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:42,000 ♪ Now I'm just paying the price 408 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,836 ♪ High cost of living 409 00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:46,839 ♪ Guess you get what you give in 410 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,674 ♪ No pressure, no diamonds ♪ 411 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,427 ♪ No, no pressure, no No, no pressure, no (yeah) ♪ 412 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:54,846 ♪ No pressure, no diamonds (no pressure) ♪ 413 00:16:54,929 --> 00:16:56,682 ♪ No, no pressure, no No, no pressure, no ♪ 414 00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:58,642 ♪ No, no pressure, no diamonds ♪ 415 00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,059 Yeah. Boom! 416 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:02,937 How's the dance going, brother? 417 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,605 Oh yeah! 418 00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:07,151 Smoke that shit, Doggy. 419 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,821 Jimi! One of the best floats ever! 420 00:17:11,904 --> 00:17:14,199 Yeah, imagine if the real flare stack came together this quick. 421 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,534 It's coming, Jimi. 422 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,660 We're gonna do it. 423 00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:18,162 Your outfit is fuckin' sick! 424 00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:19,663 Oh, thank you. 425 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:20,705 You think your team's gonna win? 426 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,832 I don't know. I got two left feet. 427 00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:23,875 Gotten a good Spanish lesson though, I guess. 428 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:24,876 Nice. 429 00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:25,836 The parade is about to start. 430 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:26,878 Gotta go. See you at the bar. 431 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,337 Alright, have fun. 432 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,423 The weather always seems to cooperate! 433 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,885 It's like God knows we're taking care of the planet. 434 00:17:33,926 --> 00:17:35,636 God, you are sweating a lot. 435 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,846 You want me to get you a towel? 436 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,723 Ah, ah, ah, stop trying to buy a victory. 437 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,724 I'm trying to look after the guy. 438 00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:41,351 Shoo! Go on. Fuck off! 439 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,728 Good luck, Tim! 440 00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:43,895 My chariot awaits! 441 00:17:43,936 --> 00:17:45,355 As if! 442 00:17:46,147 --> 00:17:47,398 To victory, boys! 443 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,586 Happy Labour Day! 444 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,757 Look at this float! Check it out! 445 00:18:11,798 --> 00:18:12,883 What do you think? 446 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:14,718 Isn't this float amazing? 447 00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:15,928 I'm gonna seal the win boys. 448 00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:16,929 Okay, go! 449 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,721 Medhi, slow down! 450 00:18:19,263 --> 00:18:21,224 Medhi! Medhi! 451 00:18:23,059 --> 00:18:24,936 People loving our float. What do you think? 452 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:28,773 Ah, not bad for you chumps. 453 00:18:28,856 --> 00:18:32,736 Sorry Tim, all I see is scrap metal and tinsel. 454 00:18:36,155 --> 00:18:38,032 That looks like a vagina! 455 00:18:39,992 --> 00:18:41,744 Oh, you kidding me? 456 00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:42,954 A pussy conch? 457 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,413 They win. 458 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,749 Come on. 459 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,382 Let's go! 460 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,759 Fuck Conch Industries! 461 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,261 Outta my way! 462 00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:03,142 Hey, get out of here, man. - Outta here! 463 00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:05,309 Hey, corporate assholes! 464 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,603 Hey, come on guys, grow up. 465 00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:07,770 You're gonna ruin it for the kids. 466 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,981 You're the one ruining our planet for our kids! 467 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,650 Take back your crude! 468 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,861 This isn't the owner's car, ya dumbass. 469 00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:15,444 It's a rental! 470 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,991 Back off from the float! 471 00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:21,617 Fuck off! 472 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,250 Conchie! No! 473 00:19:34,338 --> 00:19:37,174 Oh, is this your baby? 474 00:19:44,557 --> 00:19:46,684 Hey, are you okay? 475 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,644 Num num. 476 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,479 Alright. You're fine. 477 00:19:54,108 --> 00:19:57,320 Alright. Yeah, that's a-that's a good sign. 478 00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:01,909 Knock it over! 479 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,868 Shit, that's not good. 480 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,048 What are you doing? 481 00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:18,217 That's fucked! 482 00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:25,891 Okay, you guys gotta calm down. 483 00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:27,976 This is a Labour Day parade. 484 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,020 Come on, Jimi! I got him! 485 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,480 Okay. Just... 486 00:20:33,147 --> 00:20:34,316 Little dick. 487 00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:35,317 Get 'em boys! 488 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,568 You get the fuck off that float! 489 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,028 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 490 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,614 Son of a bitch! 491 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,324 Fuck! Fuck, Dewey! 492 00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:43,866 I'm sorry, Todd! 493 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,703 Alright guys, safety first! 494 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,665 Fuck! Fuck! 495 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,041 Everybody to The Pipe! 496 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,376 To the Leaky Pipe! Come on! 497 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,589 Hey! Hey! Are you okay? 498 00:20:58,673 --> 00:20:59,590 Oh my God. 499 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,134 Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. 500 00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:08,808 What just happened? 501 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,102 Never seen anything like this. 502 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,103 You okay? 503 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,063 Yeah. I need to talk to your brother. 504 00:21:13,145 --> 00:21:14,271 He's at The Pipe. 505 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,356 Okay. 506 00:21:19,193 --> 00:21:22,071 Labour Day! 507 00:21:22,154 --> 00:21:23,949 Aren't you fuckin' done yet Picasso? 508 00:21:24,991 --> 00:21:28,912 Todd! You're on my shit list for taking this bet, buddy. 509 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:29,913 Love you, Jimi! 510 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,038 Let me guess. 511 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,082 War paint joke? 512 00:21:32,164 --> 00:21:34,960 No, I-I want, I want to fill in your unibrow. 513 00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:36,627 Maybe a dick? Some balls? 514 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,046 Somethin' classy. - Cock! 515 00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:42,550 Congrats, amigo. 516 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,010 I thought we had it with the flare stack, 517 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:47,138 but your guys' attention to detail, man. 518 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,141 Did all the research myself, my man. 519 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:55,105 Besides, both of our floats we're fucking! 520 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,106 As far as I'm concerned, we both won. 521 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:01,987 Hey, our floats were fucking! 522 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,159 Homer, let me buy you a beer! 523 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:07,992 Yeah, listen, I-I'd love that. 524 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,827 First I'd like to debrief you. 525 00:22:09,869 --> 00:22:11,163 Privately. 526 00:22:11,203 --> 00:22:13,749 Don't worry about work, man. 527 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,125 Relax. 528 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,502 Len Michaels was a dead end, okay? 529 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,380 And this whole "build two floats" thing 530 00:22:20,463 --> 00:22:23,799 feels like a test bed for moral and spiritual division, okay? 531 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,053 And listen, any political lackey will tell you 532 00:22:26,135 --> 00:22:27,011 that the only way to keep the people down 533 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,181 is to attack the middle class. 534 00:22:29,221 --> 00:22:31,974 Okay, I caught, like, a third of that. 535 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,435 Todder, where you at? 536 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,979 Yo! 537 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,980 Oh, there he is. 538 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,106 Ask her, okay? 539 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,692 She's one of us. 540 00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:43,153 Come here. I gotta talk to ya. 541 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,446 Okay. Okay. 542 00:22:45,529 --> 00:22:48,200 Charles thinks the refinery's losing money. 543 00:22:48,282 --> 00:22:49,701 That's fuckin' stupid. 544 00:22:49,742 --> 00:22:51,202 Sorry, I'm a little bit drunk. 545 00:22:51,243 --> 00:22:53,872 Okay. But I think that Bennett's reporting is fabricated. 546 00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:56,625 I mean, nothing balances and the numbers look made up. 547 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,167 The plant is profitable. 548 00:22:59,126 --> 00:23:00,878 It definitely is a money-maker. 549 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,463 Okay. You know this place better than I do. 550 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,548 I'm gonna need your help to prove it. 551 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,468 Conch wants me to shut down the plant. 552 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:08,761 Holy shit! We gotta stop you. 553 00:23:10,262 --> 00:23:12,223 Can I finish my beer first though? 554 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,224 Ah... 555 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:16,769 Smile you ugly panda. 556 00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,188 Fuck you! 557 00:23:25,903 --> 00:23:28,906 We are amoebas in a mud puddle! 558 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,659 Yet, in our hubris and ambition, 559 00:23:30,741 --> 00:23:35,247 we fail to recognize the interconnectedness of all things 560 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,625 and the delicate balance that sustains the very essence 561 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,000 of life itself! 562 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,211 ♪ It's the weekend 563 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:42,711 ♪ On the West Coast 564 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,089 ♪ Got a little crazy last night 565 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,633 ♪ Woke up in the back seat 566 00:23:46,715 --> 00:23:48,093 ♪ Of a row boat 567 00:23:48,134 --> 00:23:50,220 ♪ No clothes, no phone, comatose 568 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,805 ♪ I guess I dove off 569 00:23:51,887 --> 00:23:53,222 ♪ Of the deep end 570 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,057 ♪ Now I'm just paying the price 571 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,519 ♪ High cost of living 572 00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:00,063 ♪ Guess you get what you give in 573 00:24:00,146 --> 00:24:01,064 ♪ No pressure, no ♪ 574 00:24:01,147 --> 00:24:03,275 ♪ Fresher than fresh Yes, I'm the best 575 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:04,567 ♪ No pressure nonetheless 576 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,068 ♪ One might come test 577 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,112 ♪ Until they figure out 578 00:24:07,153 --> 00:24:09,071 ♪ This 'bout Knockin' the- 579 00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:10,449 ♪ Gettin' this brick Taking a trip 580 00:24:10,531 --> 00:24:11,532 ♪ And having a sip 581 00:24:11,615 --> 00:24:13,285 ♪ I made your girl wanna skinny dip 582 00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:14,411 ♪ When she seen me 583 00:24:14,493 --> 00:24:16,954 ♪ Rub my- three times, I made your girl a genie 584 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,790 ♪ She made my- disappear then reappear, do it then 585 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,667 ♪ Gave it to her best friend, lube it down 586 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:24,587 ♪ See I don't even know where I'm at 587 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:27,423 ♪ Somewhere in Nova Scotia, Canada, bustin' the mack ♪ 588 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,721 ♪ Fixin' the batch ♪ 589 00:24:43,355 --> 00:24:44,607 ♪ 'Cause it's the weekend 590 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:46,276 ♪ On the West Coast 591 00:24:46,358 --> 00:24:48,153 ♪ Got a little crazy last night 592 00:24:48,194 --> 00:24:50,279 ♪ Woke up in the back seat 593 00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:51,490 ♪ Of a row boat 594 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,700 ♪ No clothes, no phone, comatose 595 00:24:53,782 --> 00:24:55,201 ♪ I guess I dove off 596 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,994 ♪ Of the deep end 597 00:24:57,077 --> 00:24:59,163 ♪ Now I'm just paying the price 598 00:24:59,205 --> 00:25:00,915 ♪ High cost of living 599 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,417 ♪ Guess you get what you give in 600 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,461 ♪ No pressure, no diamonds (Classified) ♪