1 00:00:00,567 --> 00:00:00,600 {\an8}Ja 2 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:00,667 {\an8}Jay: 3 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:00,700 {\an8}Jay: Ar 4 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:00,734 {\an8}Jay: Are 5 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:00,767 {\an8}Jay: Are yo 6 00:00:00,767 --> 00:00:00,800 {\an8}Jay: Are you 7 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:00,834 {\an8}Jay: Are you af 8 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:00,867 {\an8}Jay: Are you afra 9 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:00,900 {\an8}Jay: Are you afraid 10 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:00,934 {\an8}Jay: Are you afraid o 11 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:00,967 {\an8}Jay: Are you afraid of 12 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:01,001 {\an8}Jay: Are you afraid of dy 13 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:01,034 {\an8}Jay: Are you afraid of dyin 14 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:01,835 {\an8}Jay: Are you afraid of dying? 15 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:03,003 {\an8}Are you not afraid of dying? 16 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:04,337 {\an8}It is something I am obsessed with 17 00:00:04,437 --> 00:00:06,339 {\an8}and I can't help but think about how I'm going to die, 18 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:07,607 {\an8}which is why I'm making season two 19 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,142 {\an8}of a TV show called We're All Gonna Die. 20 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:10,310 {\an8}(Gasp) 21 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:11,511 {\an8}(Scream) 22 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:13,179 {\an8}Things haven't gotten a hell of a lot better 23 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:14,581 {\an8}since the first season of our show. 24 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,915 {\an8}The collapse is so near. 25 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:17,183 {\an8}Holy Moses. 26 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:19,319 {\an8}I'm going to ask some of the smartest people I can find 27 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:21,454 {\an8}to help me face my fear... again. 28 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:24,824 {\an8}It could bring about the end of life as we know it. 29 00:00:24,824 --> 00:00:26,159 {\an8}What?! 30 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:29,295 {\an8}(Dynamic electronic music) 31 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:34,167 right music] 32 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,246 Dewey: You strike me as a visual learner 33 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:48,348 so let me walk you through this. 34 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,751 Or we could just watch the real thing happening beside us. 35 00:00:51,851 --> 00:00:52,752 Dewey: That is the stack. 36 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:53,753 This is the flare tip. 37 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:55,021 This is the crane. 38 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:57,791 Your brother is on the ground "attempting" hand signals. 39 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:58,825 Not sure why, 40 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:00,894 the dudes 150 feet in the air 41 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:03,296 need to be talking to the dudes in the crane so that, you know, 42 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,665 the flare tip doesn't fall and they fall and it comes down 43 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:07,834 and hits Backwoods and he plummets to his death 44 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,903 and they land on top of him and everybody dies. 45 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,504 Jesus Christ. 46 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,473 Swirling toilet. 47 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,842 That's how I remember those hand signals. 48 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:18,144 Backwoods is probably like, uh... 49 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,312 [in unison] [Dewey mockingly] Yeehaw! 50 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,647 Tip is goin' up, 51 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,749 time to bolt this sucker down. 52 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:23,950 In the clear, 53 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:24,951 time for a beer 54 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:26,453 and I might be... 55 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:27,654 And then, you know, 56 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,055 Operator Phil is like... 57 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:30,290 [in unison] [Dewey mocks] Good work people. 58 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,392 We just put a dome on that dick. 59 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:33,993 And Todd's over there. 60 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,162 I should set my sister up with that down-to-earth, 61 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,064 lean journeyman pipefitter 62 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:39,666 named Dewey. 63 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:43,670 That's basically it. 64 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,572 If they listened to my ideas, 65 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,340 this would be seamless, 66 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,075 but there's politics. 67 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,145 Alright, good work, fellas. 68 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,547 This sucker goes online after two hundred welds. 69 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:56,349 Whatever he says is wrong. 70 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:57,951 It's more like 208 welds. 71 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,652 It's not, it's 200! 72 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:06,359 [upbeat rhythmic music] 73 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:16,870 ♪ 74 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,339 Mr. Conch, pleasure to have you. 75 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:23,343 Morning. 76 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,944 Welcome. - Marcus. 77 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:26,346 Nice to see you again, sir. 78 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:27,881 "Sir" is my dad. 79 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,616 Apologies, Jamar. 80 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:35,288 We've been looking all over for ya. 81 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:36,589 I know, I know. 82 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:38,291 Backwoods: Want you to check this thing over here. 83 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,560 Taser: Cheers to Todd's Sister. 84 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,395 Huh? 85 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,064 Aw, that's nice. 86 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,734 What? 87 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,235 Taser: Come on. 88 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:51,604 You fuckers! 89 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:53,072 Aw, you got me! 90 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,674 You're one of us! 91 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,609 You're one of us, sister. 92 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,581 Jamar: The accounting errors under Mr. Bennett 93 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:02,582 were extensive. 94 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,517 Jesus. Shit. 95 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,586 Jamar: We're still waiting for an official dollar amount. 96 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,087 Motherfucker. 97 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,924 From what I've been told it is significant. 98 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,092 I'd like to recognize Chelsea's efforts 99 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,427 in bringing them to light. 100 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,462 It must have been no easy task. 101 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:17,463 AHHHHHHH!!! 102 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:18,731 Give us the fucking numbers! 103 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:19,732 Oh, it was nothing at all. 104 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,367 So the question remains: 105 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,269 where's the money? 106 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,871 Precisely. 107 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:27,574 Bennett. 108 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,175 When was he last seen? 109 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:31,110 At the company golf tournament. 110 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,346 He has my money, 111 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,415 which makes him the most valuable thing here! 112 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,750 Actually, this whole refinery is valuable. 113 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:40,119 The misappropriation of funds is proof of that. 114 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,621 Why do you wanna close this facility? 115 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,456 It's like sending a horse to the glue factory 116 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:44,457 that's still winning races. 117 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,458 Charles: That's a good one. 118 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,559 You come up with that yourself? 119 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:47,727 Come on, Charles. 120 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,796 Charles: Okay, fuck accounting. 121 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,899 We have smarter people than us taking care of that. 122 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,469 My focus here is to shut this town down. 123 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:57,837 Oop, that's a slip. 124 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:00,773 I meant shut this refinery down. 125 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:04,477 And why do I personally have to watch 300 cocks 126 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,312 to get a conclusive piss test? 127 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,147 I-I don't understand. What happened? 128 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,683 Every single worker passed their urine analysis. 129 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:12,185 Well, of course they did. 130 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,286 Jamar: Don't celebrate just yet 131 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:16,222 because everyone tested positive for chlamydia. 132 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:20,059 Charles: All 300 men and eight women. 133 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:21,361 What are the odds? 134 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,463 I've been trying to get out of this place for a decade now. 135 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:26,466 You donkeys have made it possible. 136 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:27,834 This is on you! 137 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,302 You're outta here! 138 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:30,637 I'll give you 'til end of the day 139 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,505 to pack up your stuff. 140 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:33,640 Firing me is one thing, 141 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,075 but closing this plant now is fucking moronic. 142 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:37,143 We're on the verge 143 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,379 of revolutionizing the oil and gas industry 144 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,481 and you're too fucked in the head to know it! 145 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,517 Our very own chief engineer Medhi Chowdry, 146 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,518 has designed the new- 147 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:46,853 Charles: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 148 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,788 Jamar told me all about it. 149 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:52,692 Mr. Chowdry the one that's locked up in a tiny white room, 150 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:53,860 sweatin' out the booze. 151 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,461 He has challenges that he needs to overcome, 152 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:56,963 but his brilliance is undeniable. 153 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,966 Leonard, would you educate this idiot? 154 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:03,936 It's a 25% improvement in clean air burn. 155 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,906 As far as I know, 156 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:08,508 it's the first time it's been done. 157 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,411 Every refinery in the world will want access to this. 158 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:12,512 So what you're telling me, 159 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:14,580 I'm leaving money on the table? 160 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:15,848 A fortune. 161 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:18,418 And you know, the Earth. 162 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:20,186 Okay. Ideas don't make me money. 163 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:22,055 Operational tech does. 164 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,623 If you can show me that this works, 165 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,958 maybe my ears will work better too. 166 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,360 Prove it! 167 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,095 I fucking will prove it. 168 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:30,963 [indistinct chatter] 169 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,131 Chelsea: Your time's up, old man. 170 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,067 Come on, Leonard. Go, go, go. 171 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,768 I'm not finished. 172 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,039 Find this rat ass Bennett. 173 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,176 I always expect some kind of bullshit, 174 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,945 but this was not on my bingo card. 175 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,947 That makes two of us. 176 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:49,882 This is the first time I've been fired. 177 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,085 No one will hire me 178 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,420 once Charles drags my name through shit. 179 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,855 I know it seems really bad right now, 180 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,357 that's because it just happened. 181 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:00,426 Would you believe that I was once fired by Conch too? 182 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,061 Yes. Easily. 183 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,665 I was coming down a ladder, thirty feet up, 184 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:09,769 and my tie-off broke loose, knocked me unconscious. 185 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,005 My tool bag went flying. 186 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,108 I mean, it was a fucking yard sale. 187 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:18,077 And all the shit fell to the ground. 188 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,281 I almost killed three guys... 189 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,584 who are now my friends. 190 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,018 Wow. I'm-I'm sorry. 191 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,587 And the guys gave me a really fuckin' hard time 192 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:29,622 and corporate wrote me off 193 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,724 and basically shit-canned my ass. 194 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,894 It fucked me up for a long time. 195 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:38,998 But at the end of the day, the guys stood by me 196 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:41,634 and I got rehired. 197 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,236 Is that why you pursued management? 198 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,471 Well, in a one horse town like Imperial Valley, 199 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,573 this desk is the top of the ladder. 200 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:49,542 Well, in my absence, 201 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:53,513 I guess that now makes you Site Manager. 202 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:54,847 "Acting" Site Manager. 203 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:57,183 Yeah, by default. 204 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,218 You know, Charles acknowledged that money was missing 205 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:02,522 and he showed interest in Medhi's innovation. 206 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,056 We're onto something. 207 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,691 I'm gonna complete the flare stack, 208 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,627 get that cocksucker operational. 209 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,363 And I'm gonna spend my last day looking for Bennett 210 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,298 to show Charles where the fucking money went. 211 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:21,240 [background chattering] 212 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,842 Hey. 213 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:25,178 What? You can't just leave. 214 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,679 They can't just fire you. 215 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,048 They can, and we're lucky it's only me. 216 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:31,884 I burned a lot of bridges in retail, 217 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,186 but they are always hiring. 218 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,055 And actually, my uncle owns a few farms. 219 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:37,723 Maybe he has something? 220 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,459 That's super thoughtful. 221 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,295 I mean, this industry's transient. 222 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,729 We go where the work is. 223 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,064 There's opportunities out west. 224 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:46,065 What?! 225 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:48,167 No! That's so far! 226 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,071 I don't want you to leave. 227 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:55,007 I mean, I...I don't have to go alone. 228 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:59,846 I was not expecting that. 229 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,749 But I-I actually do travel light 230 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:07,019 'cause besides a toiletry bag and, you know, some clothes, 231 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,955 I'm-I'm actually pretty poor. 232 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:13,259 Oh, would you guys just make out already get it over with. 233 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:14,794 [everyone laughing] 234 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,529 It's a red dot for you. 235 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,068 I don't get it. 236 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,402 Can you at least tell me why you were shit-canned? 237 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:27,240 Yeah. So every piss sample tested positive for chlamydia. 238 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:31,611 Whoa. So that means that one of you- 239 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:32,912 No, no, but not me. 240 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:36,015 Um, not me, but I should talk to Bum and Bummer, 241 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,851 and Jimi. 242 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,121 But hold on, it's a-it's a drug test. Narcotics. 243 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:44,123 Why would they be testing for STDs? 244 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:47,326 I mean, that's gotta be illegal, right? 245 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:48,828 It is most definitely illegal. 246 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,930 A blatant disregard of our freedoms and democratic rights. 247 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,299 Just the man I was looking for. 248 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,400 To be continued. 249 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,468 Sorry to cooch block. 250 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,203 Thanks for listening. 251 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,306 Taser: Yeah, I've worked on the pipelines. 252 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,975 Money's primo but the food blows. 253 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:04,410 But they do have direct flights to Vegas. 254 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,979 Jimi: Fuck you, you little fuckin' prick! 255 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:09,081 Alright, I can still throw you in a drainage ditch 256 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:10,416 and never find your fuckin' body, 257 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,652 you little fuckin' shit. 258 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,787 Motherfucker said I was too old. 259 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,356 He's not wrong, Jimi. 260 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,058 Yeah, well, you know, 261 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,192 two blown ACLs, 262 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,794 a hip replacement and a slipped disc. 263 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,896 I get it. Fuckin' old. 264 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:26,899 Dewey: Hey Todd. 265 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:28,801 Taser: What's the word? 266 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:29,969 Chelsea was just fired. 267 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,404 Ma' man, you did it! 268 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,972 No, this is a very bad thing. 269 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,006 She was good for this place. 270 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,174 She had our backs 271 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,809 and because of that, she got shit-canned. 272 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,978 You were the one that started the hate-train for her. 273 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,413 Yeah. - Remember? 274 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,014 Yeah, I was fuckin' there. 275 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,849 Boys, here's the plan. 276 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,451 We do the work, 277 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,219 and we get it done before Conch leaves 278 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,888 to demonstrate our value. 279 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,623 I need a list of every capable- 280 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:51,724 actually, fuck it, 281 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,292 anyone that's held a welding torch, 282 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,461 Even if it was welding class in high school. 283 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:57,897 Will you boys lift my probation for this? 284 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:00,366 I promise no more cowboy shit. 285 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,201 Shut the fuck up. 286 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:03,536 Let's finish the stack. 287 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,571 The board members don't live in this town. 288 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:08,074 And who cares if that old milk bag gets richer? 289 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,842 We get to stay the same. 290 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:13,679 And what we got is pretty fuckin' special. 291 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,281 Yeah. 292 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,583 You get to watch your grandkids play baseball, 293 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,318 get that other hip done. 294 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:20,920 You get to buy that crotch-rocket 295 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,421 you've been lookin' at. 296 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:24,156 And probably write it off. 297 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,292 Yeah. 298 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,527 Let's do it for Medhi. 299 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:34,533 [upbeat music] 300 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:40,973 ♪ 301 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,575 Huh? 302 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,177 Fuck! 303 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:51,183 Backwoods: Fuckin' rookie! 304 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,818 Ten names is all my guys can come up with 305 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,353 and I'm one of them fer fuck's sakes. 306 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:55,988 There's no fucking way we complete 200 plus welds 307 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,156 by the end of the day. 308 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,692 We've got the material but we need the manpower. 309 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,228 Never seen a more expensive pile of bolts in my life. 310 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:06,032 There ain't enough welders in town to get this done. 311 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,300 Well, there aren't enough active welders. 312 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,070 Fuck it. I could go to the Leaky Pipe and grab some guys. 313 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,338 Huh? 314 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,874 I mean, they might be half-cut, but who gives a fuck? 315 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,042 Do it. Throw a line out, Jimi. 316 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,144 See who bites. Good idea. 317 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,881 Steph [over radio]: Hey Todd, we need you down at the flare stack. 318 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,283 There's been an incident, but everybody's okay. 319 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,919 Copy that. I'll be right there. 320 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,255 Backwoods: It coulda happened to anyone. 321 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,323 Now let's just leave it off the books. 322 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:35,194 Literally one foot to the left and I'd be rehearsing a eulogy. 323 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,395 Yeah, but you're not. 324 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,030 Why were you rushing? 325 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:39,699 What were you trying to prove? 326 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,300 Audrey: Nothing. 327 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:43,936 Guys, what am I doing here? 328 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:46,706 Write her up. 329 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:47,873 Whoa. 330 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,475 There's no special treatment. 331 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:52,144 She needs to learn this place is dangerous. 332 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:55,081 I mean, it's only thirty feet but he could have been killed. 333 00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:58,217 Alright. 334 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,352 I don't know, man. Fuck. I got shit to do. 335 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,022 Wait. 336 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,259 Believe it or not, 337 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:08,861 this is a good thing. 338 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,796 You learn, you get better. 339 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:13,933 We only have each other when we're out here, Auds. 340 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,701 Just tryin' to look out for ya, okay? 341 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,369 We're good? 342 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,871 Yeah. 343 00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:20,606 I love you. 344 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,641 I love you too. 345 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,876 What room is he in? 346 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:24,877 Number one. 347 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:25,911 How do you know this? 348 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,079 I have a file on everyone. 349 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,080 Including me... 350 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,081 Just a small one for you. 351 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:30,082 You're squeaky clean. 352 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,951 Except for that one time in Regina. 353 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,953 That's a conversation for later. 354 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,087 I'm gonna stand over here. 355 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,556 The last encounter he and I had was specific. 356 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:49,602 No. Get that crazy bitch away from me, Homer. 357 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,604 She's a dick mangler. 358 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:55,975 Bennett, Charles is a very powerful man. 359 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,810 He has "make people disappear" money. 360 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,980 And right now there is a very big angry man coming for you 361 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,849 that I guarantee has ripped out fingernails with pliers 362 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,951 and hooked nutsacks up to car batteries. 363 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,721 He's fucking huge. 364 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,525 Okay. - Okay. 365 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,526 We can break in. - Okay. Yeah. 366 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,261 We can break in. - There's a- 367 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,863 Is it safe? 368 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:24,336 I apologize for everything regarding the catheter 369 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,739 that was offside and out of character. 370 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,107 No shit. 371 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,842 Well, if there-there's anything I can do to make it up to you, 372 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,577 you just let me know. 373 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:33,512 Touch it. 374 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:34,513 What?! 375 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:35,514 What? 376 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,449 Oh, hey hey, there he is. 377 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:39,985 [Homer chuckling] 378 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,921 Bennett: Oh, he is fuckin' huge. 379 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,323 And do you know why Charles sent him? 380 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,591 I think he wants me dead 381 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,193 because we embezzled a bunch of money 382 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,494 and I know more than I should. 383 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,229 Don't fuck with us. 384 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:52,731 I'm not. 385 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,466 Well, where is it? 386 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,801 Complicated. 387 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,536 Classic one pocket to the next. 388 00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,038 Not much else. 389 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,239 I fuckin' knew it! 390 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,307 Okay, you need Witness Protection, 391 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,242 you need surgery. Fuck. 392 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,211 We need acid to burn off your fingerprints. 393 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,146 Could you send me to Thailand? 394 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,449 For the weather. 395 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,018 I've got bronchitis. 396 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,488 [fake coughing] 397 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,562 Beggars can't be choosers. 398 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,030 Fuckin' right, Jimi. 399 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,198 Let's kit 'em up. 400 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,133 We'll see. This way, boys. 401 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,202 Awesome - Great job. 402 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,904 Right on, Dad. - Yeah. 403 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,206 Two of them are sober. 404 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,308 Not that guy. - Not him. Not even close. 405 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:43,415 [upbeat music] 406 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:53,525 ♪ 407 00:14:53,626 --> 00:15:02,368 ♪ 408 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,469 [deep sigh] 409 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,471 Your face doesn't look happy. 410 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,306 There are issues in the flare line 411 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,476 and I've pinpointed the problem to a weld at the connector box. 412 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,344 Todd: Isn't that off the fuckin' ground? 413 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:16,081 It's forty feet up and it's a confined, awkward-ass spot. 414 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,752 Now your face doesn't look happy. 415 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,257 Todd: It's truly fucked. 416 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,592 Someone can make this weld, no? 417 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,295 Come on. Anybody? Anybody? 418 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:32,264 Alright, fine. Okay. Okay, fine, fine, fine. 419 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,600 I mean, some of these old dogs did this shit thirty years ago, 420 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,801 barefoot and without a harness, 421 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,270 but I don't know, the confidence level is down. 422 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,306 And fuck, insurance. Holy shit. 423 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,241 If somebody takes a dive, man. 424 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,209 Taser: Don't fuckin' look at me. 425 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,245 I'm not built for height, skis or sedans. 426 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,647 Backwoods: I've seen the weld. 427 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,582 It's like masturbatin' on a city bus. 428 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,120 It's doable, but it's difficult. 429 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,090 Either way, one of us has to try. 430 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,360 Well, what's it gonna be Goldenarm? 431 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,930 I get the fuckin' hint, alright. 432 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,199 Backwoods: Oh, thatta boy! [laughs] 433 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,200 Jimi: It's so easy. 434 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,201 Yes! 435 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,369 [laughing] 436 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,370 Come on. 437 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,072 Todd: Oh, man. 438 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,140 This piece of junk again? 439 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,842 Stop wastin' our time. 440 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,377 You ready, Goldenarm? 441 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,478 Got everything we need. 442 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:20,479 Let's do this, brother. 443 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:21,947 Come on. - Dewey: Alright, let's go. 444 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,917 Let's see your right hand, right paw slips it in there. 445 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:25,985 How does this work? 446 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,686 What the fuck is this, Dewey, a video game? 447 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,521 Oh, it's-it's an impossible weld. 448 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,656 If you fail, 449 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,157 we have to rebuild this section. 450 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:34,093 And by that time we're all unemployed 451 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,695 and this stack is a-a glorified art installation 452 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:39,398 that we all get to stare at for years to come. 453 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,867 How in the fuck do they let you coach little league? 454 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,535 I remember when you wanted to quit the trades. 455 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,404 Look at you now, huh? Foreman. 456 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,039 Finally, Site Manager. 457 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,240 Acting Site Manager. 458 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,541 Jimi: Shut the fuck up, Dewey. 459 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,143 Yeah, what he said. 460 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,978 This is a layup. You got this. 461 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,179 Thanks, Auds. 462 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,414 You know, I'd say some words of encouragement to ya, 463 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,049 but you don't need 'em. 464 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,818 You got your-your Red Seal, your fancy set up here. 465 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,720 Uh? You, you just, you gotta remember though 466 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,422 that you're only as good as your last weld, 467 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,124 so get up there and burn some rod. 468 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,792 And for God's sake, don't be a pussy. 469 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:07,860 [Todd chuckling] 470 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,261 Thanks, Dad. - Okay. 471 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,763 Thanks, Dad. 472 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,964 How high up is this? 473 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,432 Hope you brought your diaper. 474 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,034 Oh fuck. 475 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:16,802 Think they got this? 476 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,404 Oh fuck, no. 477 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,307 Well, she's a tight squeeze, 478 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,044 so it's a good thing you got narrow hips. 479 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,645 And shoulders. 480 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:28,380 [Backwoods sighs] 481 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,381 The fuck? 482 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,517 Put some coal on the fire good sir. 483 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:32,851 We got work. 484 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,254 Weed doesn't fuck your cardio my ass. 485 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:36,955 I'm just not good at stairs. 486 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:42,027 Well, I guess we better suit up. 487 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:48,033 [upbeat music] 488 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:53,138 ♪ 489 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,109 So it looks like you're gonna be horizontal 490 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,410 and tied up like a knot. 491 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,479 That elbow there, it's right fucky. 492 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,580 And I don't know who fucked it up. 493 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,981 It's gotta be an engineer. 494 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,683 Well, let's fix it. 495 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,852 Hold that. - Yeah mon. 496 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,157 Okay. - Alright. Shield. 497 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,326 Backwoods: Shield. - Yessir. 498 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,327 What else? 499 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,495 Let's get Dewey's robot arm on. 500 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:17,496 Backwoods: Alright. 501 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,664 Hope he knows what the fuck he's doing. 502 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,665 If this works. 503 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,333 Tell me when it's on. 504 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,268 Wait, one more thing... 505 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,603 Do not fuck this up. 506 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:25,671 You wanna do it? 507 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:26,672 No I do not! 508 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,407 That's what I thought. 509 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:30,642 Stupid fuckin' spot. 510 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:31,810 Backwoods: That's it, brother. 511 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,079 Squeeze in there like a dirty fuckin' old sock. 512 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,482 Todd: Shit! Fuckin' metal grating. 513 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,083 Fuck. 514 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,652 You gettin' it? - Nope. 515 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:41,687 Rod: Shouldn't we do something? 516 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,355 Get 'em some tools or somethin'? 517 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,591 No, Rod. Nobody moves. Nobody gets hurt. 518 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,926 If they need anything they'll radio or yell at us. 519 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,361 No news is good news. 520 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,863 Todd: This arm is fucked! 521 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,164 Backwoods: Quit bitching! 522 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,198 fuck there Backwoods. 523 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,200 I have to do it by hand. 524 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,802 Backwoods: Shit. 525 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:58,904 This thing is fuckin' clunky, man. 526 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,907 We've wasted enough time with Dewey's piece of shit science. 527 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,642 Fuck the robot arm then. 528 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,477 You don't need it anyways. 529 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,179 Just like riding a bike. 530 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,214 No shield? 531 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,416 What are you gonna do, the old "safety squint"? 532 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,718 I can't get my head in there. 533 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,920 I'm going blind and I'm going left-handed. 534 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,489 I'm sorry, lemme just clear the shit outta my fuckin' ears. 535 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,757 You're going south-paw? 536 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,592 That or we tear the platform apart. 537 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:21,593 Backwoods: Holy fuck, brother. 538 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:22,694 What's the plan? 539 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,429 Pass me the fuckin' stinger. 540 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,199 Not that stinger, jackass. 541 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,200 [Backwoods laughing] 542 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,135 It's right in front of ya. 543 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,704 Some helper you are. 544 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,973 You could have at least passed me the fuckin' rod. 545 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,377 What kind of crazy twisted wizard dick are you makin'? 546 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,078 Todd: It's the only way to get at it. 547 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,915 Backwoods: I guess I should have lubed ya up and shoved you in there. 548 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:43,916 Todd: What are you sayin'? 549 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,851 Backwoods: Nothing. I farted. 550 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:47,786 [Todd exhales sharply] 551 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,122 What the fuck is going on? 552 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,924 Here we go. 553 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:52,958 Backwoods: Give her shit. 554 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,760 [crackling] 555 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,462 Todd: Oh yeah, it sounds good. 556 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,698 May the welding gods be with us! 557 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,633 Taser: Did Todd order OT meals? 558 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,436 Nom. 559 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,905 Todd: Ow. Shit. This shit is hot. 560 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,911 Is it workin'? 561 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,981 Did you do it? 562 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,049 I don't wanna brag, 563 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,984 but that bead is tighter than a squirrel's ass. 564 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:19,985 [Backwoods laughing] 565 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,320 Hey Phil, ya lazy fuck. 566 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,422 You wanna peel yourself off that chair and check the weld? 567 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,257 Make sure she holds. Come on. 568 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,826 Todd's a pro, but we still gotta see if it lights. 569 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:28,860 What's he sayin'? 570 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,162 Will you shh? Were you gonna kiss me? 571 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,897 What? I'm askin'. 572 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,168 Goldenarm is back, baby! 573 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:40,872 [cheering] 574 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,875 [happy music] 575 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:44,876 Okay everyone, 576 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,812 the flare stack is ready to go. 577 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,314 You still gotta light it. 578 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,549 Yeah. No shit. 579 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,385 I'm glad I cancelled my dinner plans for this gathering. 580 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:54,386 Bennett: Thank you, sir. 581 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,922 We're happy to have you here, ah, Chuck. 582 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:57,923 Shut up. 583 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,057 What is goin' on? 584 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,325 I told them everything. 585 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,728 These two have been embezzling from the company. 586 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,763 That's why there are discrepancies. 587 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,332 Bennett: And that's why I had the heart attack. 588 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:11,870 It comes with the territory of being a leader. 589 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:15,107 Charles: Look at who you're relying on for this information, 590 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,808 a lunatic, a junkie. 591 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,211 His fuckin' brain's like a kicked in pumpkin. 592 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,812 Alright, tap the brakes, Chuck. 593 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:23,715 Do I constantly crave the sweet release 594 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,317 that stimulants provide? 595 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,551 Yes. 596 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,387 Do I act on that craving? 597 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:29,755 Yes I do. 598 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,690 But am I a junkie?! 599 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:35,027 No sir, I am not a junkie. 600 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,262 You're accusing your boss 601 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,598 and the owner of this company of embezzling? 602 00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:42,534 Coercion, attempted murder. 603 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:46,772 Jesus. 604 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:48,373 It's Mr. Huge! 605 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,143 Mr. Protein Pig. 606 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,246 Has anyone ever told you you have a very unhappy face? 607 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,383 You should get that looked at. 608 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,319 I'm not going anywhere, man! 609 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,656 He's a fuckin' idiot! 610 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:07,159 Accusations have ramifications. 611 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,162 I'm 73 years old and I got highly paid lawyers 612 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,998 that'll keep this in the courts till I'm fuckin' dust. 613 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:14,733 And go fuck yourself! 614 00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:20,105 We just busted our asses off to get this thing rockin' 615 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,541 and he just waddles away like a fucked up penguin? 616 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,943 I don't have a law degree, but he is guilty. 617 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,778 Allegations are one thing, 618 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,046 proof is another. 619 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:31,149 Charles has been cagey since you two flagged accounting. 620 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:34,653 I need to speak to some people but this is far from over. 621 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:35,821 Okay, good. 622 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:38,690 Todd, your work on this project is impressive. 623 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:39,825 Very quick turnaround. 624 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:40,826 Thank you, Jamar. 625 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,594 And now if Medhi's innovation works, 626 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,930 it could make the company millions. 627 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,665 Leave Charles to me and the Board. 628 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,200 We'll do a full investigation. 629 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,501 Don't you worry. 630 00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:51,203 Okay, good. 631 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,204 Jimi [over radio]: Todd, come in. 632 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,505 Wipe your ass and pull up your pants. 633 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:54,506 It's time. 634 00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:56,108 Copy that. 635 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,479 Backwoods: Don't look down the barrel. 636 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:01,480 Jimi: Hey, numbnuts. 637 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:02,481 What are you doin'? 638 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:03,548 Hey, what the fuck are you doin'? 639 00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:04,716 You never take him hunting? 640 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:06,818 This guy? No, he wouldn't shoot a bird. 641 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:08,820 Here. I'll get the next one. 642 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,055 Dewey: I never get to shoot. 643 00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,790 Jimi: Fuck off, Dewey. 644 00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:14,259 Easy, easy. 645 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:15,727 Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up! 646 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:16,895 You gotta be able to hold this back. 647 00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:18,063 Jimi: And cock it back. 648 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:20,265 Cock that thing back and don't fuck it up. 649 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:22,401 It's bad luck if you miss on the first try. 650 00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,538 Dewey: Double rainbow. 651 00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:28,306 Backwoods: Not bad, Rook. 652 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,708 Did you shoot? 653 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:32,411 Shit, sorry Jimi, the valve wasn't open. 654 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:33,412 Try again. 655 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:34,413 Doesn't count. 656 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:36,515 Thanks. We're good. Okay, here we go. 657 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,050 How's it going? 658 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,051 Just wait, just wait. 659 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:44,523 All right. Giddy up. 660 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:53,832 [cheering] 661 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,934 [Chelsea chuckling] 662 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,036 Actually fuckin' did it! 663 00:23:58,703 --> 00:23:59,871 Yeah, they did. 664 00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:00,872 Yeah! 665 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,374 You gettin' this, Medhi? 666 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:07,279 Medhi: Yes! Yes, we did it! [laughs] 667 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,547 Patient: Fuck off! 668 00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,148 Fuck you! 669 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:11,316 Phil, how we lookin'? 670 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,384 Remember how you were gloating 671 00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:15,787 about that 25% clean air/burn increase? 672 00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:17,389 I'm seeing 29. 673 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:18,790 [chuckling] Oh. 674 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:19,791 Is that good? 675 00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:21,460 Yes. - That's good, right? 676 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,528 Yeah, that's good. 677 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:29,868 [happy music] 678 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:47,285 [indistinct chattering] 679 00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:48,553 What's up? - Hey. 680 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,155 Hey Todder. - Hey TaterTodd. 681 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:51,790 Fellas. - Todder. 682 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,993 What up, Todd? - How's it goin'? 683 00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:56,328 Good. 684 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,163 Same thing. On his tab. 685 00:24:58,263 --> 00:24:59,865 The fuck you are! 686 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,700 Guy makes ten bucks an hour more than me. 687 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,168 You can pay you cheap prick. 688 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:06,004 Actually, Site Manager makes 15.85 more than you. 689 00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:08,273 Holy shit! 690 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:09,608 But that hasn't been confirmed. 691 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,309 And I'll believe it when it happens. 692 00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:14,446 Thanks for having my back, brother. 693 00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:17,682 Hey, I can't think of anybody who deserves it more than you. 694 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,050 Straight up. 695 00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:20,919 Thank you, bro. 696 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,053 And I mean, honestly, 697 00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:24,489 the amount of cocks that you had to suck 698 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,658 to get to the top is-is remarkable. 699 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:27,659 News Reporter [on TV]: In breaking news... 700 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:29,327 Taser: Yo, turn that TV up! 701 00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:31,696 News Reporter [on Tv]: Former Site Manager at the Conch Industries' refinery 702 00:25:31,796 --> 00:25:34,366 has entered a voluntary plea agreement with the government 703 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:37,002 on embezzlement and other charges relating to his time. 704 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:38,003 Oh wow. They used the mugshot 705 00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:39,104 when he got caught with the hooker. 706 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,339 They forgot to charge him for being a fuckhead. 707 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:44,109 Alright, you clearly don't know how the judicial system works. 708 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,477 Good talking to you, fucker. 709 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:47,312 Backwoods: Shh! Everyone shut the fuck up for a minute! 710 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:49,548 CEO and owner, Charles Conch, was taken into custody. 711 00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:50,882 I'm innocent! 712 00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:52,684 I didn't do nothing. 713 00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:55,153 News Reporter [on TV]: He is facing a long list of charges including embezzlement, 714 00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:56,855 tax fraud. 715 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:02,060 Now we here at the news team reached out to Conch Industries 716 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,396 for a statement and what this might mean 717 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,665 for the refinery in the near future. 718 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,166 Their only comment was to say 719 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:10,068 that no decisions have yet been made 720 00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:11,336 about management and operations. 721 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:12,404 Todd: Sounds to me like we could still be fucked. 722 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:13,705 Backwoods: I hear that, brother. 723 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:15,640 Maybe Chelsea will keep her job. 724 00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:20,278 Todd: Who fuckin' knows? 725 00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:24,149 Oh, you think Miss Nakamura is gonna stick around? 726 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:31,056 Best not to think in these parts. 727 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:33,058 Mm-hmm. 728 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:34,059 Dewey: One more game? 729 00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:35,060 Taser: Pony up. Come on. 730 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,061 Dewey: That's my rent money. 731 00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:37,062 Taser: Dewey needs a roommate! 732 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:38,830 Steph: Shut the fuck up, Dewey! 733 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,231 ["Too Bad" by Doug and the Slugs] 734 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:43,268 ♪ Too bad that you had to get caught 735 00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:46,471 ♪ That's not like you to lose face 736 00:26:46,571 --> 00:26:49,608 ♪ So sad that you're not as smart 737 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:52,477 ♪ As you thought you were in the first place ♪ 738 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:57,949 [upbeat guitar riff] 739 00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:05,123 ♪ All the money, no more than insulation 740 00:27:05,223 --> 00:27:10,495 ♪ (Too bad, insulation, too bad, insulation) 741 00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:15,000 ♪ Ah, the 45! Goodbye! 742 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,669 ♪ I used it with no hesitation 743 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:23,441 ♪ (Too bad, hesitation, too bad, hesitation) 744 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:29,614 ♪ It's too bad, too bad, too bad, too bad, too bad 745 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:32,784 ♪ Too bad that you had to get caught 746 00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:35,253 ♪ That's not like you to lose face ♪ 747 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:54,439 {\an8}♪ So sad, so sad, so sad, so sad, so sad, it's so sad 748 00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:57,776 {\an8}♪ It's too bad, too bad, too bad 749 00:27:57,876 --> 00:28:00,545 {\an8}♪ Oh baby, won't ya listen to me 750 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:03,682 {\an8}♪ It's so sad, so sad, so sad ♪