I’ve been with Parsifal for 13 years.
She had a lot of problems, but she’s never let me down.
All crew, all crew.
Okay, we’re going to start heeling now.
- Woo! - Ah!
[bleep]
Hell!
Ah!
[bleep], the boat’s completely underwater.
This is sailing.
I haven’t bent over this much in a long time.
[laughing]
My expectations for the crew are higher every season.
You’re always trying to take it up a notch.
If you’re not doing that, you’re not doing your job.
- Get a bag, get some ----ing ice in it.
If it’s not there, we don’t have ice.
We bring more, we’ve got----ing ice.
I don’t feel like I’m a Chief Stew anymore.
I feel like I’m a life skills coach.
No, no, back again.
- Girls, [bleep]. - The other way.
This is all I do. is just babysit.
Looks like someone’s pissing Daisy off already.
Gary doesn’t have game. That’s the thing.
I don’t know what it is.
There’s something on the boat, there’s something in the water.
So cringe, Gary, [bleep].
This season, I’m a free man.
I’ve got nothing tying me down.
I haven’t been single in so long.
This is all new to me.
Am I in a----ing love triangle?
This is what I despise.
Oh my God.
People would describe me as energetic...
[laughing]
Sensitive,
Ah!
I’m a chef. I’m a little crazy.
Lucky is my name, but I’m a very unlucky person.
So I don’t really know why they call me that.
I’m clumsy, which can be taken for unlucky.
People either love me or they hate me
when they first meet me.
What the [bleep] is up with this guy?
Everybody’s making it.
Just think I’m too high energy, extra, maybe crazy.
- Chase, read the room. - Get up, bru.
I feel like I’ve a bruise on my ass.
I wouldn’t be opposed to screwing the crew.
If we get some banter and you can make me laugh,
we could probably end up having sex.
I don’t have high standards, guys.
Definitely not the peacekeeper.
I’m kind of the wild, chaotic, black sheep part of the family.
I’ll have myself a hot boy... European summer.
Parsifal, she had a lot of problems,
but she’s never let me down.
What the [bleep]?
What’s going on with the smoke back there?
When we got smoke pluming out the engine.
Come on, come on, come on.
For some reason, I think we’re dragging.
We’re definitely dragging into them now.
Drop some chain.
Holy sh--.
I want to die.
Oh, my God.
Daisy, why isn’t this done? Daisy, why isn’t this done?
I’m so sick of hearing my----ing name.
He’s just----ing cut his head open.
Where the [bleep] is the medical kit?
Woo!
Oh!
Ah! Damn it!
One, two, three, go.
My first time coming to Sardinia
was when I got my first taste of yachting,
which was way back in 1984.
It’s got white sandy beaches,
endless anchorages, beautiful turquoise water.
I love it. It’s really, really special.
- Hello. - Daisy!
How are you?
I’m good. How are you?
I’m great. I’m great.
At this point in my life, I imagined I’d be married,
I’d have two children, and here I am
still serving a bunch of assholes,
and I just don’t understand where it all went wrong.
I’m so pleased with the boat.
But no, it honestly feels pretty good to be back on Parsifal
and I just hope to bring the same motto as I do every season.
My way’s best.
Ooh, new crew mess seating.
Oh, it looks great down here.
Oh, I’m so happy.
Cheers.
Capitano!
Dude!
- How’s it going? - I’m good.
Better now that you’re here.
It’s honestly so good to be back.
I’ve missed Glenn, I’ve missed the boat,
I’ve missed my friends.
Here we go.
Parsifal is always so entertaining.
Get the popcorn out again.
How’s everything with you?
Good. I left my boat in Costa Rica.
We’ve all gone to, kind of, like, earn some money
and then we’ll come back together
- in a couple of months. - Sweet.
A few months ago, my girlfriend and I
decided to go separate ways.
It didn’t really work out.
- Daisy’s down there. - Is she?
- Yeah. - Uh-oh.
I just want to prove that I’m good at my job,
and I can get us through the season okay.
Hopefully there’s not too many hiccups,
and we just have a good time.
- Hi. - How are you doing?
- How are you? - How are you?
- Good. - Good to see you.
Have you seen Gary lately?
I saw him in London like a month ago, maybe.
You guys have any steamy make-out sessions?
Oh, shut up.
- Did he tell you? - Yeah, I heard.
---ing Gary.
So, Gary’s got Covid,
it’s, like, pretty much the worst thing that can happen.
Oh, my God!
Every day, I’ve been hopeful that
he’s going to have a negative test,
but he keeps testing positive.
I don’t know when he’s coming.
It sucks massively.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Oh, my God. Hi! - How are you?
- You are... - Ileisha.
Where have you arrived from today?
Sydney.
- Well, come on. - Let’s do this.
I’ll introduce you to the people that are here already.
I was in the restaurant industry for a long time.
Then I started private cheffing for families,
and they had a small yacht,
and I would go on there for day charters,
and after that, I was pretty much like,
okay, so how do I work on yachts?
Fast forward eight years, and it’s like,
why would I work in a restaurant when you can
work in the elements?
Ileisha? This is Daisy.
- Hi. - Our Chief Stew.
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Welcome.
I’m a perfectionist, and I just want to prove myself.
I definitely psych myself out sometimes,
but I think hard work is how you achieve great things.
Colin, this is our chef. Ileisha?
Hello. How are you? Come here.
Yoo-hoo. Hey.
Hey. How you doing? I’m Glenn.
Nice to meet you. I’m Chase.
Chase, nice to meet you. Welcome aboard.
Thank you so much for the opportunity.
Where are you coming from today?
Charleston, South Carolina.
Charleston, okay.
Charleston is the hospitality center of the South,
and we are all about being on the water,
sailing, crabbing,
and that is why I knew that yachting
was what I wanted to do.
- Let me grab my bag real quick. - Okay.
You need a hand?
No, sir. I appreciate it.
Okay.
Went to Fort Lauderdale and got a job
on an 80-meter motor yacht.
I want to retire by the time I’m 30,
so I’m here to make money, money, and also money.
I’m here to make some money.
- I’m Chase. - Ileisha.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Ileisha.
- Hi. I’m Daisy. - I’m Chase.
You were the first to arrive,
so I presume you’re going to want to be with the boys,
or you can be with Glenn if you want.
- I’ll take the first. - You’re with the boys? Okay.
Nothing against Glenn. Appreciate it.
Oh, my God. Where do I start?
- Hello. - I’m Glenn.
- Glenn, Alex. - Alex, nice to meet you.
- Welcome aboard. - Nice to meet you, man.
- Daisy. - Hi.
Hi, Daisy.
- Daisy our chief. - I’m Alex.
- Nice to meet you. Welcome. - Nice to meet you.
I will show you to your cabin, you’re with Glenn.
- Okay. - You got this.
- You lucked out. - Welcome aboard.
Pleasure, roomy.
So you’re going to be in the top bunk.
- Okay. - What’s up, brother?
- What’s up, man? - Hi, I’m Alex.
Nice to meet you, Alex. Chase.
- Nice to meet you, brother. - Colin.
Colin.
Gary isn’t here for the moment.
The two of you will be on deck with him.
All right. Cool. Thank you.
- Hi, I’m Mads. - I’m Glenn. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Welcome aboard.
Thank you. Thank you.
Where are you arriving from today?
I’m from Florida, Fort Lauderdale area.
I grew up in Boca Raton, Florida.
Boca Raton is a bunch of old retired people
that have money and boats.
So getting into yachting is really
the only thing you can do.
- Nice to meet you. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
I’ve been a yachtie for two years.
The hardest part about it is the way I look.
People think I’m going to be a bitch.
But I swear, I’m a ray of----ing sunshine.
So...
- I’ll share with you. - You want to share with me?
- Mads, I’m Alex. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
- Sorry if that was too heavy. - You’re welcome.
You’re good. I think it’s lighter than mine.
[bleep] me.
Yeah, for sure.
This is pretty sweet.
Yeah, it’s a nice boat, huh?
It’s a nice marina, too.
- Ah, I’m caught. - You okay?
Yeah, I’m already here.
- I’m Lucy. - Nice to meet you.
Lucy, I’m Glenn. Nice to meet you.
- Welcome. - Hi, I’m Lucy.
- Nice to meet you. - Sorry to interrupt.
Come on in. Is that your stuff there?
- Yeah, sorry. - Chase.
Of course, I got it.
Thanks, mate. Come on this way.
I’ll introduce you to everybody.
I grew up in a small town in Penaf, in Wales,
where everyone knows everyone, annoyingly.
- Hi. - Hiya.
- So, that’s Mads, Lucy. - Hi, I’m Lucy.
- Nice to meet you. - Welcome.
I can speak Welsh to a certain extent.
Thank you very much.
Just...
Oh, the best one is service station.
Service station. That’s what you need to know.
- Hey, roomy. - Are you the chef?
- I’m the chef. - Oh, my God. That’s so cool.
- Glenn. - Yes?
Gary’s not here.
What do you want me to do with the boys?
Yeah, we’re going to figure that out.
Why don’t you go grab Chase and just put together
a list of what you would do.
And then I’ll come up and point out any other things
and then you guys can get started on it.
That works.
Wow, so many goodies.
Oh, sh--.
- Hello. - Hello.
I’m just looking at your CVs.
Cool.
So, I had drama last year with second stew
and third stew so...
Yeah, that’s fine.
As far as I’m concerned, we’re all a team.
I just want to learn as much as I can, so...
I want to make sure every charter you both get
to spend some time with the guests.
First charter, I’m going to do breakfast.
I’m going to do earlies. I know where everything is.
Let’s do you get late and let’s keep you
in the middles for the moment.
Where are you coming from?
Charleston, South Carolina.
Okay. Cool, man.
What about you?
I’m based out of Fort Lauderdale.
I’m a captain in Miami area.
I just take groups of people out for the afternoon.
I’m kind of a socially charged person,
so my energy sometimes comes from other people.
I would say I’m empathetic, tough to read.
I know who I am and how I affect other people around me.
I don’t have a background in sailing.
Everything I’ve been on is a motor yacht, but I mean,
it’s time to try something next level.
I mean, like I would start rinsing,
but I also don’t know where anything is.
All crew, all crew, can I get everybody in the salon?
We’re going to have a little meeting.
Copy for deck.
- Hi, nice to meet you. - I’m Chase.
- Madison. Mads. - Madison.
Hi, I’m Lucy. Nice to meet you.
Alex. Pleasure.
What’s up, brother?
First of all, welcome.
Looks like we got a good group of people here.
I’m looking forward to a really good season.
You guys may have noticed that our first officer, Gary,
is not here at the moment.
He has tested positive for Covid.
We are a brand new deck crew,
and we’re supposed to pick up charter tomorrow
without our boss on board.
We’re not ready.
I’m thinking we’re kind of----ed.
Our first officer is not here.
He has tested positive for Covid.
We’re following protocols,
and we will be getting him on board soon.
Can’t say before the first charter,
so I’m going to have to ask all you guys to just
pitch in to pick up the slack. All right?
I will be putting a lot of trust in my department heads.
As far as I’m concerned, they are God in their department.
I think that’s it.
I think we’re going to have a great season.
Let’s get cracking on with it.
Thank you.
Colin, if we could just have a quick chat.
I will get you two detailing downstairs.
- Dude, we got no boss. - Yeah.
Show what we’re made of, I guess, right?
I guess.
What I’m thinking is you could step
into the chief officer’s role.
You’ve got the experience, you’ve got the certificates.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ll do whatever it takes.
I’m always willing to help out,
but Gary has over two years experience on this boat.
We’re rubbing on the docking.
- Is the gennie on? - Yeah.
Keep holding, keep holding.
The chains are off.
Me having to try and fill that role,
you’ve got such big shoes to fill.
So these guys are good for today.
Alex, I think we’ve got water in here.
First, let’s just get that ball rolling.
In the meantime, I’ll keep an eye on these guys.
- Okay. - All right, thanks.
So, start with vacuuming.
Wipe, make the beds.
Do you want it vinegared as well?
Yes.
Between Colin and I, we’re going to cover for Gary.
Yes.
The cockpit, obviously will need a really good tickle.
Painting supplies. Toilet paper.
Mops, chamois.
And the walls, mirrors, and hang the towels.
I can you do stainless if you want to do
- all the scuppers and stuff? - Yeah.
Do you want to vac-dust and I can do the bathroom or--
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Cap.
How are you feeling?
Just waiting for a negative Covid test.
Colin and I are going to cover it.
We’ve got a couple of good deckhands here.
They’re already cracking on with it.
I’m going to be lost for a couple of days, you know?
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, man.
Anyway, dude, follow the protocols.
We need to get you back on here ASAP.
All right.
And is it a good time to have a chat?
- Yes. - Cool.
Well, obviously, I’m going to try and give you
as much communication as possible.
If I give you messages, it comes from them.
Communication is my favorite as well.
I’ll just, like, let you know where I’m at all the time.
While I love the creative freedom
that you have as a yacht chef,
the only thing I miss about restaurants
is bouncing ideas off with other chefs.
In yachting, I ask a question out loud,
and then I’m like, hello?
Don’t ever be afraid to ask for help.
Yeah.
But yeah, I think that’s it, really.
Son of a bitch.
Glenn, Glenn, Colin, can you come down
to the engine room, please?
- Copy that. - You got a girl back home?
I am single, and I guess ready to mingle.
What’s going on?
- Okay. - Give me, like, an hour.
Yeah, no worries.
Yeah.
- All right. - Straight into it.
Ew.
All crew, all crew.
I think we have provisions on the dock.
Do you want to start a line,
and I can run them up the gangway?
Yeah, love that.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Okay, make space, make space.
Bleh.
Yum.
Oh, Lord of Mercy.
[bleep]
Daisy, Ileisha, and Colin, can you guys meet me in
the dining area for a preference sheet meeting.
- Copy. - Yes.
I hate pubes.
Look at me go.
Yeah.
Okay, so we have eight for the first charter.
Stephanie works in sales in Austin, Texas.
She’s got a group of best girlfriends,
and is excited to experience sailing
on such a large sailboat.
On night one, the guests would like to have
a local Sardinian dinner and an EDM party.
On day two, the guests want to hang out at the beach
and then steak and seafood with truffle on everything.
That’s specific.
I like specific.
What’s plan B if the engine doesn’t run?
What?
I’m expecting to have that engine running.
It’s gonna work.
Don’t worry, don’t give up, dude.
- It’s gonna work. - I’m not giving up.
- Thanks for your time. - Thanks.
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yeah, I have three brothers. What about you?
I have a brother, yeah.
You know, that’s what keeps me humble.
There’s brothers.
One of them still just calls me fatty.
People can talk sh-- to me all day, and I’ll laugh.
Like, it’s fine. Everyone thinks it’s so mean.
I’m like, listen, it’s been 23 years I got used to it.
I like to play around. I like to be the eternal child.
So even if it’s talking sh--, it’s genuinely a joke.
And some people will create arguments and whatnot
and I’ll be like, bro, I was kidding.
Honestly, like, being mean, that’s like jokes.
Like, it’s not...
It’s not that deep, you know what I mean?
[bleep]
Copy.
We’ve eight girls, so I think we should do the pull-out bad
and the two Pullmans.
Okay, here’s the low down.
Yeah. So just this first gear will spin in neutral.
There’s a problem either with the engine or the gearbox.
The only way to tell is to separate
the gearbox from the engine.
This is probably the worst news that I could receive right now.
We need the motor because you can’t sail a boat off the dock.
I mean, people are chartering a boat.
Not to sit on the dock, it’s not a hotel.
They want to go somewhere.
If we can’t start the engine, we’re----ed.
I didn’t even know what best case scenario was.
Got a lot done for not really knowing
where anything is.
Dude, I think we’re looking pretty----ing solid.
This bitch is sparkling.
Hey, how are you doing?
- Downstairs is done now. - Awesome.
We can be done for the night.
I’m impressed with the girls.
I think their initiative and their common sense seems great.
They’ll be Mini Daisy One and Mini Daisy Two
by the end of the season.
Confident stews. My dream has come true.
Yeah, want ’rona.
You guys can knock it on the head for today.
- Cheers, everybody. - Cheers.
Aprons off. First night.
New fam bam.
So somebody’s got to be missing somebody from home, right?
I haven’t missed someone since 1999.
[laughing]
Well, I’ve been single for like four years
and then like a couple of weeks ago,
my ex-boyfriend came back from England.
Oh, no.
And we’ve kind of like rekindled.
- I’ve been single a year. - A year.
You’ve been how long?
I’m just going to check on Colin.
I love how we’re all blonde.
[scoffs]
You and Gary are going to have hair competition.
How can I help you?
All we’re doing is disconnecting the gearbox from the engine.
Is there any chance we can pull out a miracle tonight?
Are all the boys down here?
I’m glad you got to Chase to handle all the nuts.
Let’s bring that right forward.
It’s separated.
It’s off, Glenn.
Okay. Cool.
Let’s go have a beer.
I’m so clumsy.
Yeah, I broke my nose when I was drunk.
How?
So I went like that, smacked in the middle.
- And you broke it? - Yeah.
The boys are back. How’s it going?
Um, so we have an issue with the main engine.
We’re not going off the dock tomorrow.
So we’re going to have to keep these guys entertained.
I’m devastated that we can’t move,
but it’s kind of a blessing in disguise.
I don’t have a first mate around to show us
how to get on and off the dock.
All the deck team has to do on this charter
is keep the boat clean and distract the guests
with a little bit of a good time.
Make sure you guys get some good rest tonight.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
So we’ll start at eight tomorrow, boys.
I think we can start at eight.
Look at all of us being so responsible.
A lot to do tomorrow first day.
Right.
Okay, how do I get up here then?
What?
Everything’s hanging out.
[alarm blares]
[groans]
In this machine, Gary had his coffee,
like tailored to him, so it had like Gary’s coffee.
You miss him.
Well, it’s weird not having him here.
Yeah.
We need to get the main saloon done, face towels,
and lemons and lime squeezed.
Probably go over the stainless one more time, right?
Yeah.
I’ll show you around the lazerette.
I know how much I’ve got going on in the engine room.
I’m not going to be able to help out on deck
as much as anyone would like.
Mask and snorkels and stuff are probably in here.
So I’m going to tell them everything I know
because I want to see these guys succeed
because if they succeed, then we all succeed.
There’s the blocking pins.
Once they’re out, then you can operate the door.
- All good? - All good.
Cool. I’ll leave you guys to it, eh?
Thanks, brother.
At this point, if they get it running,
we’re not prepared for water sports.
- Yeah, you’re right. - No stress, man.
Woo!
We are finito.
Just have to detail the head.
Girls, the cabins look great. Well done.
- Hey, dude, how you doing? - Yeah, not good.
Sh--.
Yeah, I don’t think it works like that.
Rog, okay.
Well, we’re not leaving the dock anytime soon.
We’re not able to start the engine.
Yeah, we’ve already started thinking about
all that kind of stuff. All righty?
Talk to you later.
So, how is everything upstairs?
- Fine. - Looks good.
I think we smashed it.
I need to marinate this chicken,
and then horseradish cream.
It’s going to come together.
All crew, all crew.
Guests will be here in 30 minutes.
Let’s get everybody into uniform.
Oh, sh--.
All right.
[sighs]
You’re going to be at the front of the line with the napkins,
and you’re going to be at the end with the champagne.
Are you coming up for the meet and greet?
I guess so. Now?
- It’s pretty soon, yeah. - Okay.
[champagne pops, gasps]
[bleep]
Oh, my God, my heart.
All crew, all crew.
Let’s get everyone into the cockpit now please.
Just testing it. I’m going.
The boat is looking sexy.
- Yes, you got it, girls? - Got it.
So pretty.
Okay, Daisy, let’s go.
You guys are going to be lined up here.
Just before Daisy’s tour, I’m going to let them know
what’s going on with the engine.
Okay, Daisy, let’s go down on the dock,
so we’re not surprised.
Ileisha.
Oh, my God. That boat is beautiful.
Ileisha.
- Coming. - Okay, they’re coming.
That is gorgeous.
- Where do you want me? - Lead the line up.
Oh, my gosh. It’s so pretty.
I am just still dripping with sweat.
- Hi. - Hi.
Welcome to Sardinia.
- Thank you. - I’m Captain Glenn.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Stephanie. - This is...
- Hi, I’m Daisy. - This is Daisy.
- Nice to meet you. - I’m Captain Glenn.
It’s not going to be easy for Glenn
to be the bearer of bad news,
but it’s me who has to deal with
the pressure to make the guests happy
and have, you know, incredible memories.
Hello. Ileisha.
- Karen, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
So the current plan is to keep their glasses topped up,
their stomachs full, and their memory short.
Well, I wanted to welcome you on board.
We got a lot of great stuff planned for you.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but I wanted to tell you we have had a little problem
with our main engine.
We’re in the process of figuring out exactly what it is.
I don’t think we’re going to be able to get off the dock today.
As soon as I have news, I’ll let you guys know,
but we’ve got our tender.
We’ve got all of our toys.
We can still do the beach setup and all that stuff.
I’m very sorry.
So I’m going to pass you over to Daisy now,
and she’s going to take you on a little tour of the boat.
If you want to follow me up the stairs,
I’ll bring you up to the flybridge.
Sounds good.
Glenn, you’re breaking our hearts.
Ugh...
So up here, we have the flybridge.
Even though we’re still in the dock,
there is quite a nice view.
The hot tub is behind you as well.
Okay.
Down here, we have the main saloon area,
which is obviously a bit cooler.
- Oh, this is beautiful. - So nice.
Woo-wie.
Here, we have two triple cabins, both the exact same,
so nobody has to fight over them.
Come on, Hercules. We got it.
And in here is the master.
- Steph, this is your vibe. - Spacious.
- Are you ladies excited? - Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Great. Have a look around.
I think the chef has prepared some canapés,
- so I’ll bring them up for you. - Thank you.
- You’re welcome. - Cheers.
A nice one, boys.
- When are we getting drunk? - Now.
Would you like a top off?
Yes, please.
I’m just going to make this perfect.
Cheers.
Let’s go outside.
Phew!
Mac and cheese truffle arancini.
Let’s keep going.
These are mac and cheese truffle arancini bowls.
Can y’all make, like, an espresso martini?
Yeah, absolutely.
I’m on a liquid diet.
And this is rib eye with horseradish cream.
When you’re on a new boat,
the first meal you cook has to look good,
it has to taste good, and you have to wow them.
So this is rib eye with horseradish cream.
Wow.
Okay, so maybe I won’t just be on a liquid diet.
I know what everyone’s thinking.
Is she a sh-- chef? Is she amazing?
- This food is amazing. - They seem happy with them.
Good. Okay.
I might look young and small,
but I’ve been cooking for 16 years.
Don’t mess with me.
This bloke is going back
because I can’t find the right pump for it,
and I don’t have anyone to tell me where it is.
Do you guys have a schedule already?
No, we haven’t.
Someone will stay up late, keep an eye on the guests,
but you don’t have to stay up for anchor watch, obviously.
I want to do something.
I don’t want to just sit here and drink all day.
- I’ll stay up late. - Okay.
I just wanted to come in and check in
and see how you guys are doing.
- Hi. - Great.
Yeah, good.
But why are we on the dock now?
So what are our options? What can we do?
- Different options. - Okay.
We can go in the tender. We can bring some toys.
- That would be fun. - Little tour.
Why don’t we just do like a tender ride?
- That might be fun. - It’s really pretty.
This area is beautiful.
Tomorrow we’re actually leaving, right?
That’s the plan, but I can’t promise right now.
As I get more updates, I’ll let you know.
All right. Cool.
- Thank you, Glenn. - Thank you, Captain Glenn.
Thank you.
That thing’s not going down. I pressed this.
Yeah.
They want to go for a tender ride.
Okay.
- They can go for a little swim. - Send Alex.
He’s hot, and the guests will love that eye candy.
You had the plug in.
[laughing]
Alex, Glenn, can you take the guests for a tender ride?
Start getting toys and stuff ready
because they’re going to go in like 15 minutes.
Copy that.
We’re doing shots, Tito’s.
You’re going to go over here.
Make sure you’ve got an anchor
and a decent line in your tenders.
All right. Thank you.
Day charters with drunk guests is my specialty back home.
I’m hoping I can knock it out of the park.
I just want to keep pumping them full of Tito’s.
That’s my method going into this.
I think they’re ready to go.
Yeah. So it’s Alex taking them.
Ah!
Grab them. Motorboat them.
I do! I want to so hard.
If you are ready, follow me down the dock.
I wondered if you had an idea of what time dinner you would like.
Kare-Bear, let’s go.
Oh, my God. They’re all so drunk.
Bye, y’all. Have fun.
Bye.
- Hey, Colin. - I’ll be in the engine room.
We’re aiming for 8:00 for dinner.
- Okay. - And they’re hammered.
Woo!
[screaming]
You’re in.
Get up!
Perfect!
Um, have you decided what are you going to do?
- For? - Dinner.
I’m going to do some oysters.
Lobster. I’m going to do some bay fillet.
Okay.
Guests have requested a local Sardinian dinner.
So I straight away think all things tomato and olive oil
and seafood.
Family style or is it going to be plated?
Family style. That’s the vibe.
I think everything is going to be delish.
Thank you, hotty-hots.
- You’re welcome. - For a serving of our drinks.
We can go back, whatever you guys are ready, go back.
Chase, Alex, headed back to the boat.
Copy that.
All right, Alex, I’ll get you.
There you go.
[laughing]
You’re so naughty.
Yeah, absolutely.
- Good? - Yeah.
Hey, what’s going on?
- I hit another roadblock. - Okay.
The engine’s full of water.
Can I ask you a real question?
Do you think we’re really getting off the dock tomorrow?
I guarantee this boat’s not moving for a few days.
Do you think we’re really getting off the dock tomorrow?
The engine’s full of water.
Yeah.
I have barely spoken to the engineers.
So that’s not good news, obviously.
I guarantee this boat’s not moving for a few days.
The after cooler is meant to cool down
the air going into the engine using salt water.
But there’s been a malfunction,
and that salt water has ended up inside the engine,
where there’s only meant to be pure, clean oil.
That’s bad news, but still got a chance.
Any time you have an issue of this magnitude,
it would be irresponsible of me
to continue to try tackle this alone.
We need to get the manufacturer of this engine
to come give me their opinion.
Let’s get local Cat guys down here, ASAP.
I’m on board with all of that.
Would you mind going down and getting into your blacks
- really quickly, please? - Yeah.
And then the two of you can go up
and start setting up the EDM party.
Okay.
Hey, dude, I got a little bit of an emergency.
I need to get a Caterpillar engine guy, ASAP, onto the boat.
Thanks.
Some blacks on, boy! Let’s get sexy.
Copy.
Do you want to blow some balloons?
Welcome aboard Parsifal, my name is Karen,
and I’ll be your Chief Stew.
Please tell me that looks good.
Amazing.
Oh, my God. Wow.
This is gorgeous.
When everyone is up, you’re going to do turn-downs.
You’re going to do dinner service with me.
Karen, you’re looking Aphrodite.
When I die, I’m going to come back as a man,
so I don’t have to do any of this.
I can just put on boxer shorts and be bald,
and I’ll be like...
- Okay, the guests are seated. - Want me to take these?
Fresh local oysters with a cabsab vinaigrette.
Here we have fresh local oysters with a cabsab vinaigrette.
Lobster and shrimp ravioli with truffle.
Roasted tomato puree sauce
with asparagus and shaved Parmesan cheese.
Does this look like an EDM party?
It kind of looks like a seven-year-old’s birthday party.
This is phenomenal.
We have lobster and shrimp ravioli.
Oh, wow.
Beef filet with roasted garlic puree.
I would have to say the chef has hit a home run.
The steak is, like, phenomenal.
Try the steak. It’s so good.
Okay, that’s it. That was wild.
We can’t get them off the dock.
At least if we can get them boozed up and in a hot tub,
we’ll be okay.
We get to go to bed.
Let’s see how we go in the morning.
You can go wash all that diesel out of your hair.
Oh, man.
Cheers, ladies. We’re all here.
Dinner, first night.
- Where’s my wine glass? - You want some more?
- Yeah, please. - Okay.
- What would you like? - Everything.
Just go. Go. Surprise me.
Whoa!
Mary Lynn, are you Okay?
I’m totally fine.
It happened to the fun one.
- You okay? - It happened to the fun one.
Blow the whistle on her.
She’s on violation.
- Are you okay, babe? - Totally good.
Thank you for coming to my aid.
I love how you all came to my rescue.
And, like, Ashley from the other side’s, like, over there.
All y’all just sit there.
No, I don’t think so.
Hey, guys.
When you have a second,
will you put on, like, makeup and sh--?
See if I can wipe out this chair.
Mary Lynn.
Whoa! Sh--!
Nobody wipes out twice.
I’m fine, I’m fine. I’m totally fine.
Jesus, mother of God.
Mary Lynn, why did you do that?
Hey, go big or go home.
We should go get our outfits on.
- Okay, let’s do that. - Ready?
Thank you.
You guys say "than kyew."
- Thank you. - "Than kyew."
Thanks. That’s what you say. Thanks.
[cheering]
[bleep]
This is kind of intimate.
I don’t just let any girl do my makeup.
- Chase. - Coming.
Are you going to get topless?
- Should I? - Yeah.
Party.
I heart EDM.
Well, we better make some money.
I want a wig, though. That’s all I care about.
Let’s go!
Let’s get some party!
Get some EM... whatever, CPR music. I don’t care.
Play it.
What a day.
This is a rager, huh?
Woo!
Shake that moneymaker.
My little hammer.
Woo!
- You can’t get fired. - Yeah!
That’s your man right over there.
Woo!
Oh, man!
I can’t.
Coming up...
Engine is swimming.
How long would it take him to fix this problem?
If it’s going to take 15 days, we’re done.
Woo!
Can you give me a lap dance?
Woo!
That’s your man right over there.
Oh, man!
Oh, my God!
- Oh! - Yeah!
No.
Chase, you can go to bed.
All right. Good night.
[cheering]
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
Oh my gosh.
- Oh! - Oh, sh--!
I’m going to bed now.
So, here’s the deal.
I might just spend some time on this.
My sister is like so much artsy fartsier than me.
Maybe if you crush this, you can send her a picture and see.
- No. - Look, Mom.
We were both talented.
What a day.
Do you guys know what time you’re starting?
6:30 or 7:00.
- Is that good with you? - Yeah, yeah.
You guys are on to it.
Who’s going to marry me?
Do you want to get to bed?
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
We all go to bed. Somebody let me know.
I’m getting ready to go to bed.
I’m tired.
[snoring]
[alarm blares]
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Day two.
This should have been done last night.
---ing body paint.
Good morning, Captain.
Did you guys rinse the top sides?
Yes, sir.
Of course, we’ll get rid of all garbage, huh?
Okay.
Are they enjoying themselves, despite being at the dock?
I think they’re disappointed.
Buongiorno.
Okay, gentlemen, we’re going to go this way.
Colin can get you started.
- Okay. - Good morning, brother.
- How was last night? - Late.
Have you turned over the laundry?
- I’m just about to go do that. - Okay.
- Ciao. - Ciao ciao.
I got all the decor taken down, all the balloons,
and then I wiped down the stainless steel.
You ladies look fresh.
- Do we really? - Yeah.
- What would you like? - Mimosas.
The damn fly bridge was just awful.
All the damn body paint.
- [champagne pops] - Oh, I love that sound.
We found a happy man.
I love that sound.
Maybe we get rid of all this trash
so we can make some space in here.
Would you like me to start bringing you some breakfast?
- Yes, please. - Of course.
Any updates?
Yeah.
[bleep]
Jesus.
Now that we’ve pulled the after cooler off,
we can see that the air intake is
completely full of salt water.
The engine is swimming.
Is there water in there right now?
- Yeah. - [bleep]
Down at the bottom there.
We need to rebuild the engine.
It’s full of water inside.
How long would it take them to fix this problem?
- 15 days of work. - Yeah.
Just to take it apart and put it back together.
If it’s going to take 15 days, our season is finito.
We’re done.
This season on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht..."
I just wanted to remind everybody
that super yachting is not about the 95%.
It’s about the last 5%.
[glass shattering]
We should always be pushing for that last 5%.
Nice.
Oh!
The shirt’s off, huh?
I’m on a yacht, mother----er.
See my chain, bitch?
Yeah!
My two deckies.
They’re fighting over you.
See how you flirt with everyone else.
I’m not flirting.
That’s just my personality.
Are we dating? What’s the issue?
Who do you have your eye on, Colin?
You’re a single man.
Be honest with me. Do you like Daisy?
No, I like her as a friend.
Did you guys hook up last night?
You know you like me deep down.
And I feel you hooking up to get back at me
by hooking up.
Ah!
[bleep] You’re bleeding.
This can’t happen again. Those things are expensive.
I don’t know how long I can put up with this.
Everything is my fault.
The guests are unhappy, it’s my fault.
I can’t win. I’m constantly losing.
Glenn, we’ve got smoke pluming out of the engine.
For some reason, I think we’re dragging.
Holy sh--.
We’re definitely dragging into them now.
You really shouldn’t be this far.
Holy sh--.
What tissue are you wearing tonight, Colin?
[laughing]