I hate leaving Mads, I felt so bad.
Why is Lucy gone in the tender
- when there’s two boys ----ing around on watersports?
Oh, sh--, oh, sh--.
So the girls need to permanently be with the guests,
but the boys can just [bleep] around?
I’m----ing fuming.
Un----ing real.
- Hey, Colin. - Yep.
Get the lamb out of the oven for me.
Oh, yeah.
[bleep], [bleep], they’re overcooked.
I can never do everything right.
If somebody doesn’t like something
or if I stuff something up, you know,
I feel a lot of pressure on making sure people
are, like, really full and really happy.
Don’t let it break your flow.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Who does everyone have their interest on?
Well, at least I know Alex and I both like Mads.
Typically I date models with daddy issues.
That has not gone extremely well.
Mads is kind of new for me.
Maybe it’s time for me to break the mold a little bit.
I came late, you guys have already hooked up,
so I can’t go and chase a chick, now.
I don’t buy this sh--.
Brü, I’m going to be a fly on the wall, I tell you.
You look gorgeous tonight.
[bleep] off.
Red really is your color.
I’m going to cry myself to sleep, man.
---ing Gary.
I’ve literally just admitted to him that I liked her.
Everybody’s gone to bed.
Leaving the girl you like in the hot tub with Gary
is like waving a banana in front of a monkey
and expecting him not to eat it.
Come on, man. Rookie error.
[snoring]
[bleep]
I don’t know.
I don’t think so.
I feel like if I try to pursue anything now,
it’s just going to make tension with me and Alex,
and I don’t really want to have a----ing miserable
- charter season. - These garbage bags are sh--.
It looks hefty.
I think I may have, you know, drank a little bit too much
because I’m pretty sure that I blacked out.
Oh, sh--.
Aw.
Pour stuff out before you put it in a trash can.
Here, just soak it up with these.
You’re so----ing annoying.
I think I----ed up my chances with Mads.
God, that----ing hurts.
[sighs]
I don’t even like you that much.
No worries, it’s a mutual hatred.
How’s your first crew night out?
It was pretty good, eh?
It’s going to be----ing...
I heard it was just you and Mads
in the----ing jacuzzi at the end.
Was it? Oh, yeah, it might have been.
What did you do?
A man never tells his secrets.
Shut the [bleep] up.
Was it for a long time?
Was it a passionate one?
Blah!
That’s just gross.
Was it even a good kiss?
I mean, I wish I would have made out with other people.
[laughing] I knew you’d say that.
Did you?
Hey, between us.
Felt really bad after it, eh.
- I know, brü. - Jesus Christ.
Buongiorno.
Man, you’re the strictest boss ever, dude.
10 o’clock sharp on deck, yeah?
You sit up here in boardies and nothing else.
Oh, yeah. Let’s give the jacuzzi a wash.
We’ll spray some soap, dry the stainless.
How’s everyone feeling this morning just out of interest?
Delightful.
Are you, eh?
- No. - Okay, that’s good.
I’m tired.
Madison. How are you doing?
Good. I have to do this bath.
Nice.
Daisy, Gary, Ileisha,
Could you guys meet me in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting?
Copy, Glenn.
Ooh, it’s so clean. I love it. I love it.
All right. Charter three.
John is a serial entrepreneur.
He has gathered his family and friends
to celebrate the launch of his new book.
Natalia is John’s girlfriend.
She has a dairy allergy.
No seafood for the daughter.
Have a look at TJ.
- No fried food. - No meat.
Yes.
It’s going to be a little bit tough.
On night one, the guests want a 90s theme night,
including a steak-tastic dinner.
On night two, the primary would like a formal dinner.
They also want a post-dinner drink and gelato station.
Woof.
On day two, the guests would like to hit the beach
for games and American beach snacks.
I think for this one, definitely
we want to have somebody of the interior on the beach.
Any time we’re doing any kind of service in the tender,
it will always be an interior.
To serve beers and wine in the tender
is a pretty basic thing.
It’s kind of they’re----ing around in the tender
for a couple of hours.
And we can do a lot on the boat.
It’s the same for the deck department.
There’s tons of stuff for them to polish and clean,
and they’re----ing around the boat.
If all of the guests off the boat,
I think we can afford to send one from each department.
But I think it also adds a level of higher service
when we’re catering to them with both departments.
If I notice things that need to be adjusted,
I’m going to challenge my team to make those adjustments.
Can we get some...
There’s no ice in a bag there?
I’m not seeing any.
Is any girls going with on the tender?
- Sorry. - Okay.
- Daisy’s asleep. - Very professional.
I’ll make the call.
One of you go on the tender.
The guests should always feel
that they’re being waited on hand and foot.
Honestly, Glenn, if you want it, I will do it.
- Fine with that. - Perfect.
Any questions?
Let’s get crackin’ on it. Thank you very much.
I’ve got my work cut out.
Where’s Gary, man? What a boss.
How do you feel about last night?
What are you talking about?
Oh, okay. One of those.
I had fun.
Yeah, I know. What happens happens.
Oh, Gary.
You’re not embarrassed about it, though, no?
No.
I just don’t like talking about the aftermath.
Yeah? Oh really. Okay.
So let’s not have one.
Dude, there’s so much hair in this jacuzzi.
It’s ridiculous. Ew!
- How is this? - Something’s broken.
I don’t know how to fix it yet.
Make out with anyone last night?
No.
- Don’t lie. - I didn’t!
I’m not hooking up with anyone.
I’m staying away from everyone.
I think that’s my plan as well.
The two young girls are too young.
Chef’s got a boyfriend.
Not that I find any of them attractive anyway in that way.
Or you.
Neither.
- Good chat. - Bye.
Where’s Alex? [bleep], the boat looks good, bro.
Okay.
It’s a lot to think about.
You done down here?
- Yeah. - Oh, amazing.
Where we up to?
Hey, big papa.
All right. Just detailed the aft deck.
[bleep], really, is that you done?
Good job, bro.
I’m going to tell you something.
I hooked up with Mads last night.
Did you really?
Well, we just kissed.
If you are into her,
I will back off because I don’t want to piss you off
and I enjoy working with you.
I don’t know why you’re choosing to tell it to me
like this right now.
It seems like a strange move to me.
There’s no hard feelings then, eh?
Never.
What do you want me to say?
Thanks for hooking up with the girl that I like?
I like you.
Eh, let’s not go that far.
[bleep], feelings aren’t mutual there, eh?
Coming up...
Do they just----ing hit each other?
You guys all right?
Hang on a second. You’re not fine.
You’re bleeding. Gary!
Who wants a beer?
Now!
Where’s the wine?
- Good night, ladies. - Good night, baby.
See you tomorrow.
What are you drinking now?
Rum and ginger ale.
Love you. See you in the morning.
Last night was good.
I wasn’t even drinking that heavily.
I felt like I just be forgetting stuff, though.
Let’s talk about you.
God, no.
What are you interested in?
Nope. Next.
We’ve all got a little first officer in us.
You just literally...
I would have rather not made out with Gary at all,
but Alex was very, very, very drunk,
and a girl needs her needs met.
Oh, I’m such a bitch.
Say some sh--, I dare you.
Yeah, that feels great.
Our relationship has really come to next level.
- Between each... - Yeah, yeah, bro.
Flexible.
You’ve got more flexibility in your toes.
What do you mean? [bleep]
Yeah, well, I used to be in a circus.
- I’m pretty flexible. - Really?
Yeah, I was a contortionist.
- Show us something! - No!
I’m old now, though.
Spin over backwards and lick the back of your ankles.
Oh!
Sh--, belly button.
I grew up in such a small town,
and there was, like, a circus,
and I think it was really big back then,
and I just was in love with it.
Yay!
I was pretty young, nine to 13.
It didn’t get to the extent of, like,
me going around the world,
traveling with everyone looking at me,
but I loved being in the circus.
I was called Spaghetti Circus,
and I was really good at the unicycle.
[laughing]
I’m a circus girl.
Have you done anchor watch before?
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah?
So what’s the schedule?
As soon as we pick up, do I go down?
As soon as we get all the lines,
as soon as we get everything done...
Then you can go down,
and then the schedule starts,
and you’re from 12 to 7:30,
and then down to, what was it,
like, 3:30 or something like that?
I kind of need a break from Gary bitching
about everything I do wrong,
so I welcome this night shift
as a way to fly under the radar
and, you know,
distance makes the heart grow fonder, I guess.
Cool, bro.
Yeah, hopefully it’s a good one again.
A-choo! Bless me.
We have provisions and touch up to do today.
If you want to start unpacking the sundeck,
get a bucket and then just go around the whites.
All crew, all crew, we’ve got provisions on the dock.
Copy that.
Oh, my God.
[bleep]
That’s it, Alex, just got to grab some cushions.
Oh, mother----er.
Yay!
These shoes smell so bad.
All crew, all crew, everybody in uniform, in the cockpit,
in 25 minutes.
Copy.
[bleep], this looks good, guys.
Downstairs looks great.
Charter number three, baby.
Just give that a hit on the underside.
Oh, yes, sir.
Check the other one on the other side also.
Can you rim these?
All crew, let’s get in the cockpit.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, yeah.
No, you’re not, stop it. Too much.
- How you guys doing? - How you doing?
- Good to see you. - Welcome to Sardinia.
- How you doing? - I’m Captain Glenn.
- Glenn, I’m John. - Nice to meet you.
- I’m Jacob. - Hey, Jacob, nice to meet you.
- Yeah. - Put it away, then.
- Oh, oh. - Oh, shirt off.
Mr. Muscle.
Welcome aboard.
It’s hot out.
Sweating through the damn thing.
Well, then you definitely need one of these.
Thank you.
He gives me high school douchebag vibes.
Who needs champagne when we got margaritas? Hello.
I just want to formally welcome you to Parsifal.
Daisy is going to take you for a little tour of the boat,
and then we’ll get ready to get out of here.
- Awesome. - All right, welcome.
Thank you.
Follow me up the stairs.
Up here is the sundeck.
There is the bunny pad, so you can sunbathe down there.
Ooh! These margaritas are strong, guys.
Just FYI.
Everyone, AKA Natalia.
[laughing]
Thank you. Oh, my God.
It’s gold bars, Glenn.
Down here, we’ve got the main saloon.
Obviously, behind you, you’ve got the bar and snacks.
Help yourself, eat away.
You start eating the cookie.
These are too big.
Oh, maybe not. There’s six of them, right?
Yeah.
Down here, we have two twin cabins.
So, wait, we’re sleeping separately?
TJ requested that.
He had them separate the beds.
Then, obviously, we’ve got the master.
Oh, yeah.
I’m doing my makeup in here.
- You want me to fire up? - You can fire up now.
- Gary, Gary, Glenn. - Yeah, Cap, go ahead.
As soon as we leave the dock,
instead of putting that tender straight on tow,
we’re going to have one of our guys jump into it,
and follow us out.
It’s an Italian law, no towing to this specific anchorage.
As we’re turning and heading out,
we can get the tow line off.
Okay, copy.
Maybe we’ll think about
avoiding these spots in the future.
Madison, you’re on earlies.
- Yeah. - Okay.
Everything in Italy, like, is smaller.
Like, I feel like, if I was in America,
I could sit on this table, and it wouldn’t break,
but this table, I feel like I’m going to break it.
Okay, Glenn, you can take control of the engine.
Everything looks perfectly normal down here.
They’re ready to go,
so that’s Sesame Seared Tuna.
The wind is picking up.
We’re going to try and give them a sail.
Yeah, once we get out.
Colin, you can start picking up the anchor.
Okay, guys, we can drop all the lines.
Let me know when they’re on board.
Yep, pull.
Okay, Glenn, that’s all the stern lines clear.
Copy, thank you.
So we have smoked salmon,
and then this is a Sesame Seared Tuna with ponzu.
Anchor’s home. Anchor’s home.
- We’re going, Captain? - Yeah.
You are one meter from the Mi Gusta.
Copy that. Thank you.
You can take your two hour break.
That was really good.
Okay, we can start getting fenders.
Do you guys have the ability to make an espresso martini?
- Yeah, of course. - All right, I’ll do that.
Do you want to jump in and get the tow line off?
Yeah.
Hey, Cap, that’s the tender away.
Okay, thank you.
There you go.
May I have an Aperol spritz, please?
- Yeah, sure. - Lemonade.
Lemonade, sure.
Sh--, man.
Can I ask you a question?
Did you hear about this tender thing?
What tender thing?
I don’t think we can tow a tender.
So, if that’s the case...
I know, I...
And it’s windy can we maybe put...
What?
It doesn’t matter. No, no, no.
- It doesn’t matter. - Gary, what? I’m joking.
- What, come on. - You’re not joking.
- Come on. - I’ll figure it out.
No, no, no, I’m telling you. It’s fine.
Okay. That’s fine.
As soon as that chick needs something,
you must bend over backwards.
But as soon as you ask a favor, it’s----ing...
- I don’t want to hear it. ----ing hell.
Have you guys date for the wedding?
Yeah. No.
Now I’ve just been told that it’s important
for the girls to drive the tender.
I’m honestly flabbergasted.
I genuinely think Gary might be----ing with me.
It’s just a joke.
What upsets me that this whole meeting yesterday
was implied that I’m not doing a good job.
Any time we’re doing any kind of service in the tender,
should always be an interior.
I know Gary thinks I’m sexy when I’m angry,
but I’ll tell you something.
I’m----ing pissed and I definitely don’t feel sexy.
Excuse me, gentlemen. Let’s go sailing.
I’m on a yacht, mother----er.
See my chain, bitch?
Oh, my God.
Start going up on the mizzen.
Going up.
Oh, my God.
Check all the stow. Check downstairs.
That’s good. Go call the main.
I’ve been wanting to do this my entire life.
Yeah, hold.
The main looks good.
And coming up on the gennie.
- Yeah, that’s good. - That’s good?
So I’m going to come out of gear.
Daisy, Daisy. We’re starting to sail now.
Wow, guys. We’re tilting like a mother----er right now, huh?
[creaking]
Jesus.
Oh, sh--.
Ah!
This is so cool!
What do you think, Jake?
This is awesome. This is so sick.
[camera shutter clicks]
Okay. Oh, yeah.
You think I can get Captain Glenn to wear my chain?
My dad wants you to wear this...
[laughing]
I hope you’re okay on it.
I mean, they just have so much on.
My dad and I were wondering if you would wear this.
Yeah, absolutely.
- You’re going to do it? - Yeah.
- Sweet. - Amazing.
Thank you. How do I look?
[laughing]
Yeah, baby.
All right.
Is it possible right now to order
a cookies and cream milkshake?
- I think so. - Thank you.
Is the milkshake your job or her job?
I’ll do it.
They want to cookies and cream milkshake.
Hi, guys. All okay?
I’ll take another espresso martini.
Yeah, of course.
Lucy, I think I lost my Aperol spritz.
- I’ll make you another one. - Okay, thank you.
That’s fine, yeah.
Can I please have water as well?
- Yes, of course. - Thank you, honey.
Can I get a grilled cheese, please?
- Grilled cheese, yes. - Thank you.
Nice.
Woof.
This is too much right now.
Like, chill the [bleep] out.
Hey, Gary, do you guys have a football by any chance?
American football, we do.
Right, don’t bite my head off.
Can I have a grilled cheese, please?
- One. - Yeah.
I think they’re going to ask for everything under the sun.
You want cheese...
Do you have a Prosecco for Aperol spritz?
Yeah, in the fridge.
What if it’s your chicken?
I would not be a big fan of that.
Somebody’s going to have to go in there
and get them at a certain point.
- Oh, thank you so much. - You’re welcome. Enjoy.
Daisy, can I have some of that SPF stuff?
- Yes, absolutely. - Thank you.
Daisy, Daisy.
Lucy, thank you.
Is my espresso coming up?
Thanks.
Honestly, nobody sees how many directions
we’re being pulled in.
It’s like, oh, Daisy, oh, Daisy, oh, Daisy.
Oh.
- Oh! - Oh!
Daisy, will you drive the tender?
[bleep] off.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- You’re welcome. - Hiya.
Oh, this is awesome.
Oh, look at that.
Did you order a small?
We’re going to put sails away.
- Yeah. - Coming down on both.
[farts]
Good morning, Mads.
Get ready to anchor.
I wanted to check if everyone’s doing okay,
if anyone needs anything.
We might do some water sports.
This towing thing’s not going to work.
Oh, my gosh. Look how beautiful.
Okay, should we come, do this laz?
Gary, they want to do water sports.
Cool.
Okay, Colin, you can start dropping it down.
Two and a half shots.
This looks like a really good bite. Thank you.
One of us should go get changed into our swims,
so we’re ready for them.
Perfect.
What time were you thinking for dinner?
Time.
7:30? Okay.
Primary said for dinner. 7:30.
Cool.
What’s dinner tonight?
It’s ’90s theme tonight, whatever the [bleep] that means.
Are you? Oh, yeah.
I don’t know how to do ’90s.
I don’t know if the girls should do, like,
dress up as, like, the Spice Girls or something.
Yes!
You’d be easy to do as baby Spice.
Yeah.
Alex could be Mel B.
- Scary Spice. - Oh, my gosh.
Boom! Oh!
We need a Posh Spice.
No, not me. I can’t.
Chase.
TJ, speed it up a little bit, man.
What’s the weight limit for this toy?
[laughing]
Woo!
Cut it!
That looks so hard.
Ah!
I’m so happy you’re here. Cheers.
Dais, you’re going to take a break today, huh?
No. I don’t have time.
I’ll try and take one tomorrow.
Mad woman.
That’s water sports.
[laughing]
[bleep], yeah.
I’m not sure what this is actually.
- So it’s an electric foil. - Yes.
And you ride it out the water,
so you want to be on the foil,
and you’re going to go like a hoverboard.
Oh, okay.
Set up dinner.
Take the decorations out of there.
Be quick.
There you go, Jake.
Oh, there he goes.
Dude, Jake’s crushing that thing.
I know. I want to check it out.
Atta boy!
Look at Jake cruising. Oh, my God, I love it.
Gary, for like a ’90s thing,
I want to do, like, a Spice Girls performance.
Okay.
I think that’s a good idea.
What? Daisy’s asking me for a favor again.
Maybe Alex would be on board. Maybe you.
Is that something?
- Yeah, all right. - Yeah? Okay, thanks.
I appreciate it.
Imagine I said no. [bleep]
These are not blowing up.
I think I’m going to come back up, too.
Okay, I’m going to take a shower now.
That looks like a penis right now.
You’ve had some weird penis.
That should right there, say, like, 50 to 80 kilos.
Did they just----ing hit each other?
- Oh, God. - I just heard a crack, dude.
You guys all right?
Yeah.
How’d you go?
Hang on a second, you’re not fine.
You’re bleeding. Okay. Gary!
Let’s get this one out of the water.
- He’s got a cut on his head. - [bleep], okay.
Let’s get you washed out here.
Yeah.
There’s a lot of blood coming off.
Yeah, do you want to hold this?
I’m going to go get you something
just to press on there. A gauze.
---ing bleeding out of his head.
Oh, God. Sh--.
You’re kidding me.
No rush. Take your time.
You’re kidding me.
Why the [bleep] has the medical kit gone in here?
[bleep] my life.
[yawns] I don’t want to miss everything.
Quite a knock.
You just need to hold pressure on there.
You might need to go get stitches, brother.
What hit you, the board?
You’re on the board.
Those things start going.
So when he saw me, he jumped off.
Board come out of the water.
Yeah, well, the fin on them are so sharp.
- Very sharp. - Try to cut through the water.
You should probably go up and have a seat,
and just relax a little bit, you know?
Accidents happen, I know,
but there’s literally miles of oceans to play in.
---in’ hell.
You don’t feel like you’re concussed.
You didn’t lose consciousness
when it hit you or anything like that?
So we’re just going to go like three course tonight.
What are you going to do for the alternative?
I think I’m going to a Tempe steak.
I think Lauren’s vegetarian as well.
For dinner tonight, I’m going to have two options
for every different course, and like jazzy dishes
that I’ve done before for other vegans.
For starter, I’m going to do the prawns,
but the cauliflower is...
For the people who don’t eat prawns.
Yeah, and I am making a vegan créme brûlée.
Oh, nice.
I definitely love to cook dairy-free meals,
like vegetarian meals.
That is the food that I love to eat.
When people have dietary restrictions,
my plan is to bring out my party tricks.
Bit of a rush for time.
Feel better off with my coffee, though.
I just had a coffee.
- Hello, this is Connor. - Hey, Connor.
It’s Glenn, Parsifal 3.
You took a gash out of his head.
- Oh, my, are you serious? - Yeah.
The flight board hit one of the guests.
We’ve bandaged a gash on his head.
I’d like to get you on board if I could to have a look at him.
Yes, I’ll make my way over there now.
I would have gotten out.
I feel so bad.
Are you aware of what’s happened with the flight boards
and TJ’s got a cut on his head?
The medic, he’s on his way out.
He’s going to be here in an hour.
You had dinner scheduled for 7:30?
Yeah.
So maybe it should be a little late,
because the guy should check him out first.
- Is he okay? - Is he in here?
Like fidgeting.
Just come look at him.
The board. The board.
Are you going to be all right?
- Yeah. - I’m sorry.
I’ll probably be done with,
I’ll be retired from water sports.
[laughing]
[barks]
Oh! [bleep], man.
---ing hell.
It looks cool. I think you did an awesome job.
- Thanks, Dais. - Yeah.
Yeah, you’re good.
We’re looking more at about a quarter-past eight now.
Okay.
It’s going to keep getting pushed back.
Knock, knock. This is Conor.
Squeeze in.
So what happened?
Somebody threw a harpoon at me or something.
Up here is the party.
Yeah.
This is going to need stitches.
I would suggest going to an emergency clinic.
- What? - Because he’s still bleeding.
It needs stitches.
Sorry, buddy.
He’s well brought up.
I wonder why, because his dad’s an a-hole.
This is so bad.
I do, too.
Honestly, what are you going to do at this point?
Is the medic here?
He needs to go and get stitches.
- Well, I’m ready. - Let’s go have our ’90s night.
All right. Let’s do it.
No vegetarians.
- Are they gone? - He needs to go get stitches.
- I’ll let you know. - That’s hectic.
- Yeah. - Come on.
Oh, the ’90s night!
- ’90s night. - You’re rocking it.
’90s night.
Ready to rock and roll?
All right, hey. Good luck.
How you doing, cheffy?
I’ve only got one cauliflower now.
- See you soon, buddy. - See you soon.
You don’t need a hand right now?
- No, I’m okay. Thanks. - Cool.
What am I doing now?
You’re on dinner service tonight.
You’re on tomorrow.
Would you mind going down and do cabins?
Okay.
I think he’s going to be Okay, but like we’re saying,
- head injury. - He’ll be okay,
but it’s not fun.
Oh, ghetto blaster!
Ileisha, you can go.
- Showtime. -----ing hell.
You got one and done, you guys.
I blinked.
Okay, the kids are these stuffed salmon...
Okay, rock and roll.
Cool.
No one touch us or talk to us.
We’ll get two extra seats at the table,
because Jacob knocked out two of our guests.
Oh, my God.
So maybe we should invite some other people to join us.
Yeah, let’s do it.
How about someone on the staff?
- Gary. - Gary?
Gary, yeah.
Jake wants to invite Gary to dinner.
Is he available?
Let me go and find out for you.
Like, is this----ing happening right now?
So for this course, you have a fried shrimp.
Oh,----ing Gary.
Awesome. Thank you so much.
Gary, Gary, Daisy.
After a day like today, me serving Gary,
this has to be a sick joke.
Today is a----ing day.
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What the [bleep]?
Captain, TJ and Lauren never came back last night.
What the hell happened? Why is he still in the hospital?
It’s 12 hours later.
Jacob, go find Gary and invite him.
Go.
- I think Daisy’s doing that. - Okay.
Hey, Gary, they want to invite you to dinner,
but I’m not going to do that to Ileisha.
Bloody hell.
But can you join tomorrow night?
Yeah, I’ll do tomorrow.
[bleep] if he’s having dinner with the guests on my watch.
Not today. It’s just not happening.
I just spoke to Gary.
He has a bit on because of everything
that was happening.
But tomorrow night, does that work?
- Yeah, it’d be great. - Awesome.
It’s pretty damn good, guys.
No, this is fantastic.
[vocalizing]
Okay, Ileisha, we have cleared.
Cleared.
[bleep], all right.
- [bleep] me. - Any time.
Okay.
Dirty plates on top of clean guest plates,
let’s not do that.
Let’s use our brain.
Go, go, go, go.
Thank you.
So tonight for the main course is rib eye.
And there is some parmesan mash.
Yours is vegan.
- Awesome. - Yeah.
So enjoy.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Mm. - Very good.
[gasps]
This is like a $90 steak at a restaurant.
I’m not kidding you.
About the other night?
Yeah, I mentioned it.
And she said she doesn’t want to talk about it.
- Ooh. - Yeah, I know.
So I was like, ooh, not good.
And she’s like, no, I had a good time.
- Are you done? - Yeah.
Okay, amazing.
As soon as dessert’s out, the two of you
need to get yourselves and Gary and Alex ready.
- Okay. - Just go into my wardrobe.
I have a leopard skin dress.
I think maybe she is into Alex.
I think they all like him.
Maybe it was just her and I left in the jacuzzi.
You’re just the last man standing.
They got no one else to choose from.
Exactly.
- I think they’re finished. - Yeah, you’re done? Okay.
Alex and Gary, can you please come to the crew mess?
Yeah, copy.
When Daisy calls, Gary listens.
- When Gary calls, Daisy ----ing couldn’t give a sh--.
Uh-oh, what do we got here?
So we have a vanilla bean créme brûlée,
and yours is made with coconut milk.
- Awesome. Thank you. - There we go.
Thank you.
Oh, my God, this is amazing.
Oh, my God, it is good.
Lucy, grab a sports bra for Gary.
So they just arrived at the hospital.
- Okay. - So nothing really to report.
I’m so sad they’re not here with us to see this.
I know.
We got to party it up for them.
You’re going to be Sporty Spice.
Oh, awesome. This is my style.
Wait, how do you wear one of these?
Do I go with or without underpanties?
That’s your own choice.
[laughing]
Where’s my phone?
Dude, that’s freaking amazing.
Oh, my God, I like the orange, too.
So whenever you want to make your way up...
- Party! - Flybridge.
---ing unreal.
Ah, Gary!
Oh, no.
Gary’s not exactly Sporty Spice.
He’s more like Old Spice or Hairy Spice.
You guys, we’re about to enter a party.
Sparklers on the table, tray of shots.
Oh, no way.
Oh, look at that sh--, bro.
So, guys, all the way from London,
we have brought in the Spice Girls
- just to dance for you guys. - Oh, my god.
[cheering]
Oh, my God!
Tell us what you want, what you really, really want.
Oh my God.
I mean, they’re both hot.
But seeing guys in dresses, not necessarily my jam.
Whoa!
You guys are awesome. Thank you.
You’re flying back to London? No.
Oh, my God. That was hilarious. Good job.
I think I showed my coochie.
[laughing]
Can I get another dirty martini?
Yes, of course.
You can go down, brü.
[bleep] I wish I was 22 years old again and looked like you.
I used to be ripped once upon a time.
- Now I’m just an uncle. - A creepy uncle.
Oh, yeah.
- All this can come down, too? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We haven’t heard from TJ? - He’s now in the waiting room.
Waiting room now?
We’d like you to watch every hour if possible.
Ai yi yi. Whatever.
We’ve dropped the anchor here.
If there’s a little gap, you know we’ve got it.
If you’re unsure about anything, come and get me.
Yeah.
Is it bad up there, or is it?
- No. - Yeah?
Then you can probably go to bed.
Okay.
- Good night, girls. - Good night.
I’m going to bed.
If you get any reports, let me know.
- Okay, Dais. - Night.
Night.
Did he text you?
No, I haven’t gotten anything yet.
- Madness. - Good night.
I guess I’m not allowed to turn on the lights.
Seems a little dumb.
Morning, Chase.
No.
What the [bleep]?
Hey, man, how’s it going?
Going well. How are you?
Are you the only one up right now?
No, there’s some girls up.
I can get them for you.
Do you have any idea where TJ and Lauren are?
I don’t.
No one has filled me in, unfortunately.
My God.
I’m pretty----ing worried about TJ.
I’m starting to wonder, is this guy okay?
[phone ringing]
- [phone chimes] - Oh, I knew it.
Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
Please check the number and dial again.
Maybe I should wake up captain.
Oh, my----ing god.
Yeah?
Captain, sorry to wake you.
Just want to let you know the primary is up.
TJ and Lauren never came back last night,
and he’s just a little upset about it.
What the hell happened?
Why is he still in the hospital at 8 AM?
That’s 12 hours later.
This is one example where no news might not be good news.
What a disaster.
[phone ringing]
[phone chimes]
Oh, my----ing God.
[phone chimes]
Please check the number and dial again.
They should have had him back by now.
Yeah, well, yeah.
But now I’m getting worried that there’s a reason
he’s not back by now. You know what I mean?
Hey, Ileisha, last night did you have to get back up?
They’re not even here.
- [bleep] off. - They’re not here.
Oh, here she’s calling me right now. What’s up?
- Hold on. - Beautiful.
- Hello? - What’s up, man?
So you’re okay?
[laughing]
All right, man. Talk to you later.
- Bye. - Yeah?
Un----ing unbelievable.
You’re speaking Spanish to me.
Cheesy.
Hey, Jake.
I set the table for six, even though they’re not here.
- Is that okay? - Yeah, that’s fine.
The boat looks good. Nice. I’m happy.
Hey, captain. How are you doing?
I’m good. How are you?
I can’t believe what I woke up to.
Sounds like he’s in seeing the doctor now.
And hopefully we can get him back on board soon.
A little bit later, we’re going to do the beach setup.
- Okay. Awesome. - Cool.
Well, you can go down and start the master.
If you can keep your radio on, though,
if I need you, thanks.
- Good morning. - Hey.
There she is.
Let’s do this first. Then I’m going to go change.
Looks like we got extra space at the table.
Yeah, right?
Madison, can you come up here, please?
Yep.
Chia pudding.
Oh, wow.
Nutella on strawberry crêpes.
This is the last thing. Don’t worry.
Oh, there she is.
Did you set this one up?
Lucy and Chase did that one.
Okay, so this is what we’re going to do, pretty much.
- Yeah. - [phone ringing]
- What’s up? - We’re done.
You’re done? What happened?
Oh, my God.
Well, the good news is they’re coming back.
- So... - Yay, that’s great.
When they get back, you guys could have, like,
food waiting for them. That would be awesome.
Yeah, absolutely, of course.
Are you getting set up for this thing?
Yeah.
Because they’re going to go pretty soon.
I’m going to lay out upstairs, maybe take a little nap.
You guys want to head out there with me?
Yeah, I’m coming.
Yeah, so chairs, umbrellas, and then paddle boards.
The other two are on their way back.
Okay.
The primary has us that we have, like, a spread for them.
So five meals today?
Yeah, something like that.
Ah.
It’s good they’re coming back.
Come on, bicycle pump.
Morning.
Oh, yeah, baby. Is that-- no.
Yeah, that’s true, actually.
If I start snoring, wake me up.
Hello, Glenn speaking.
Hello, Captain Glenn. This is Jean-Lucca.
- You have my guests? - Yes, I do.
Ah, okay, perfect.
You’ve got sparkling water.
You’ve got a bottle of champagne.
Yep, got it.
All crew, all crew.
The water taxi is approaching now with the guests.
OMG.
Hey, man.
Hey, how’s it going?
All right, to the beach.
Alrighty.
You guys must be tired.
I’m so tired.
Oh, my God.
Daisy, guests are back on board.
Coffee.
Do you even need the stitches by the time they did it?
It probably already stopped bleeding at that point, right?
No, it needed... Like, it was open.
- Yeah. - So...
So the stitches actually are doing something?
- That’s good. - Yeah.
It feels like it would have been more
imperative 14 hours earlier.
Probably.
Sorry, man. It sucks.
Well, I’m just glad that you’re okay.
That’s the most important thing, you know?
We’ll bring you up some food now.
Thank you.
After they’re all settled, can I get a piná colada?
Yeah, absolutely.
Wait till they’re all settled first, too.
Will you be going to the beach, or will you be taking a rest?
I think so.
I’m going to take a nap.
Daisy, honey, can I do a Bloody Mary?
Yeah, sure.
[bleep]
Oh, I’m not in the mood for this.
Thank you.
- Oh, my God. - Thank you.
Why is everything so hard? I don’t get it.
---ing big.
Shut up. I’m not in the mood for this right now.
How hard was that piná colada for you to make?
I can make it real quick.
It was excellent. Can I get another one?
Yeah, you want to get one to go?
Because we kind of feel like she’s going to come,
and it’d be kind of cool if she’s with us when we pull up.
Okay, there’s no rush at all.
- Yeah, okay. - Thank you.
- We can absolutely wait. - All right.
For [bleep]’s sake, this is exactly why
I didn’t want to send a stew.
Can I get some of the green juice
that you guys made earlier?
Yeah.
Can I get a double espresso,
and then can you add vanilla and cinnamon to it?
Yeah, sure.
Now, I’m pretty sure Lucy’s going to be
doing [bleep] all.
Should we just relax now?
While we’re busting our asses.
Daisy, Daisy.
Can you give me a plate, please, for our scrambled eggs?
[bleep]
You need help with anything, Dais?
No, it’s fine.
Should we make a sand castle?
Or should we write in the sand, welcome?
Or SOS.
Need some help, Daisy?
Maybe you can help make the smoothie,
if Ileisha gives you instructions.
You want me to make a smoothie?
Well, I mean, you just put a load of stuff in and blend it.
I can make it.
I can do it, I can do it, just give me a minute.
I just need to get these drinks out.
Where’s Daisy?
I’m this close to having a----ing meltdown.
People can stop sitting up in the----ing bridge
while we’re insanely busy.
I just feel like I’m drowning.
I feel like I can’t get my head above water.
I feel like I can’t get things under control.
If I’m running up and down the stairs,
stop asking me if I need help and just----ing help.
If I push things down too much, I do kind of break down,
and I crumble.
Un----ing real.
I feel so beaten down.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Hey, Daisy.
[sobbing]
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That’s not good.
Oh, my God.
Lucy may have ruined a guest’s dress.
I’m going to cry.
Where’s Gary?
Gary’s gone for a cigarette.
There was a bit of a dick move
to take a smoke break right then.
I thought you were on my side.
What the [bleep] is going on?
Get a pair of balls, bro.
It’s a little longer than I was expecting.
We’re massively trying our hardest.
I don’t mean work harder, but I definitely mean work smarter.
Dude, what’s up with all of our head departments?
They’re all imploding.
- [bleep], Colin, brü. - Pricks.
This is why I’m glad I’m not the boss, huh?