Previously on the "Below Deck Sailing Yacht..."
I'm on a yacht, mother----er.
See my chain, bitch.
He's gathered his family and friends
to celebrate the launch of his new book.
Definitely want to have somebody of the interior on the beach.
But we can do a lot on the boat.
But if all the guests off the boat,
I think we can afford to send one from each department.
If you want it, I will do it.
- Perfect. - Fine with that.
They should right there, say, like, 50 to 80 kilos.
Did they just----ing hit each other?
He's gotta cut on his head.
All right, [bleep]. Bleeding out of his head.
- What? - There's still bleeding.
- See you soon, buddy. - See you soon.
Will you be going to the beach or will you be taking a rest?
- I think so. - Thank you.
Absolutely, we'll wait.
For [bleep]'s sake, this is exactly
why I didn't want to send a stew.
Can I get some of the green juice?
A double espresso.
Daisy, Daisy.
[bleep].
Now, Lucy's gonna be doing [bleep] all
while we're busting our asses.
- Make a smoothie. - You want me to make a smoothie?
I'm this close to having a----ing meltdown.
Hey, Daisy.
[sobbing]
Hey, Daisy?
Daisy?
This was not good timing.
I am so----ing frustrated right now
that if I didn't cry, honestly,
I think I would set the boat on fire.
The last thing I want is for the interior team to do a bad job
and for there to be another complaint.
So I don't know what else to do.
Ooh, okay.
Beach party, Gary.
The guests have decided to wait
maybe half an hour until they come to the beach.
Copy.
This is why I don't wanna send a----ing girl
and now she's sat on the----ing beach for an hour on her own.
I'm gonna do some yoga.
Good call. Stretch that back out.
What, the downward doggie one?
Oh.
That's a child's pose.
Oh, this looks beautiful.
There you go.
Can I get a double espresso and add vanilla and cinnamon to it?
- Yeah, sure. - Everyone else is gone.
No, they're waiting now.
For TJ and Lauren. Oh my God.
Daisy seems really stressed,
so I wanna make sure that I help the situation.
Daisy, what can I do for you?
Can you start making a smoothie?
- Okay. - The same one as this morning?
- Isn't it so good? - It's good.
Do you guys wanna try the Tempe sausage?
Oh no, I ate enough.
I'm gonna have food on the beach too, I think.
One, two, three.
Wait a minute, you're supposed to breathe.
Oh sh--, sorry.
What are you doing, guy? You chillin'?
Waiting for the guests to go ashore.
Yeah, they're supposed to go like half an hour ago.
Would you wanna help us with dishes?
- Sure. - While you wait?
Un----ing-real.
Let your shoulders fall.
Relax.
There you go.
This is the one.
Yeah, so it's probably your thoracic spine.
I'm gonna go take a nap.
Yeah, I probably need like two hours.
This knife is broken, should we throw it away?
Oh, this is also broken.
I heard it.
Well, I don't know how to open it.
This is Lauren's smoothie,
and I'll let Gary know that you guys are ready.
Yeah, as soon as Lauren walks up, we'll walk out.
Okay, awesome.
They're gonna come back and just find two skeletons
with pink shirts on.
I least we have each other.
[bleep] that.
Gary, the guests are ready.
Okay.
Do you want to get this food into the bag?
I'll pack them up, yep.
[belches]
- Dad. - What?
You need some chips, a bowl for the chips,
and napkins...
I don't even know what the time is.
We're on beach time, baby.
Just a heads up, I'm going to be coming with the guests
to the beach now.
Copy. Go time.
- You ready to rock, buddy? - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Oh, yeah.
Hello.
So when Gary drops them off,
we're gonna send these into the tender.
Have fun.
That is not gonna fit.
Maybe it will.
Baw!
It's a jellyfish.
Don't eat it.
Okay, that's everything upstairs.
I'm just gonna turn laundry
then I'm gonna come help.
Sorry to keep you guys waiting so long over here.
- No, no, it's fine. - This is nice.
It's awesome.
Yeah, this is cool.
Hey, guys, I've dropped the guests on the beach.
I'm heading back for the food.
Gary's on his way back, ready to pick food up.
They smell good.
I mean, look, I'm gonna be honest.
Buffalo wings is not really my thing.
- I'll come back for that. - Okay.
All right, so I got snorkel gear set up.
All right.
I'm gonna snorkel first.
Be careful not to topple them over.
Let's go!
Oh.
Yeah, please. No more heads.
- Sad to miss out. - Yeah.
Cool.
What the [bleep]?
Look what they've done to me again.
What?
I just want, like, a fillet.
Ew.
[bleep] This is ridiculous.
Why can't they send me a damn fillet?
I don't normally mind filleting a fish,
but a giant monkfish?
This just [bleep]s up my whole prep time.
I don't have time for this.
Oh, just what I need.
Like, another 20 minutes of dealing with fish.
I hope this primary is happy.
It's the worst beach for no shoes.
Really, eh?
Yeah, you can't walk.
Thanks, guy.
These are warm right now,
so that might be the best time to get into chicken wings.
- Oh, nice. - Oh, wow.
- Okay. - You got buffalo sauce?
- Yeah. - Oh, sh--.
Got napkins, Lucy?
- Yeah, I'm just gonna... - Okay.
Thank you.
I said buffalo wings. Do these look like buffalo wings here?
I like these, though.
This is how they do buffalo wings in Sardinia.
It's a wing.
Oh, here.
Mm-mm.
You don't have a separate dish
we could put these bones in, do you?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try and find something now.
Okay.
We need a bowl for the chips and napkins.
Can you help me find a separate dish?
We need to put the wings somewhere.
I don't think they've gotten a lot of buffalo wing requests.
You can put the wings on there.
Oh, it looks horrific.
I feel bad for Lucy.
It seems like a no-brainer for somebody to pack a bowl
to catch the bones.
All right. There you go.
Somebody's dropping the ball.
Just saying.
Do you get a lot of requests for buffalo wings?
On the beach?
What do you got?
Wings?
I heard someone talking about wings.
Couple of the sports.
[gasps]
That's not good.
Your lats are so wide, they just catch wind, Jake.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, I started, like, falling, like, by instinct.
I, like, put my hand on the table.
- You good, boss? - Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm good.
It was just funny.
We were putting the eaten wings back in the same bowl
because we had nowhere else to put them.
And then it all ended up on the fucking ground anyway.
All good?
Dais?
No, I just...
Oh, I'm so over this.
Oh, my God.
Just so you're prepared, he's complaining a lot.
If we go to, like, a nice resort,
and then when you leave the resort and go into town,
you're like, ah, all right, let's get back to the resort.
[bleep] me.
[laughing]
Coming up...
[gasps]
- Mads! - What happened?
I just burned her dress.
Her dress just melted on me.
Just so you're prepared, he's complaining a lot.
If you go to like a nice resort,
and then when you leave the resort and
go into town, you're like...
let's get back to the resort.
Jake fell off his chair,
and all the food went onto the floor of the beach.
It is what it is.
Gary.
I mean, [bleep], I really thought they were enjoying it.
I'm having a good time with them, so far.
What, is she stressing out?
Look at her, yeah. She's gone for a cigarette.
Ah, [bleep] it. Let her.
I was stressing out when you weren't here, dude.
Big time.
I feel like Gary lives in his own world,
and, you know, at the end of the day,
if there are any complaints coming back,
it's gonna be about the interior.
But he doesn't give a sh-- about how I feel.
I'm having dinner with them tonight.
I'll make it all happen.
I think we're ready to head back if you guys are cool.
Yeah? Of course.
Gary, they're ready to head back, please.
Okay, copy. I've got my way to pick up the guests.
[groans]
Ooh.
Just go between galley and laundry.
Sounds good.
I hate people. I hate life.
[laughing]
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So I'm gonna take it back,
bring you guys back in a little bit.
Okay, baby. [whistling]
Capitano!
You're gonna put the sails up today?
- Definitely. - Great experience.
- Oh, cool. - You have fun?
- Yeah, it was a lot of fun. - Good.
Okay, I'm gonna go downstairs and check with TJ.
[gasps]
Oof.
Are you good?
Oh, my God.
- You okay? - Cut your fingernail.
- How bad? - Bad.
Okay.
Want something to clean it out?
It's so sharp, the blade.
- Got Band-Aids? - Yeah.
I should know better.
I'm no stranger to injuries when I'm rushing.
One time in the kitchen, I nearly cut my whole thumb off.
I passed out, blood everywhere, white face.
I needed to go to the hospital.
One of those helped. I don't wanna see it.
But you have to suck it up, shake it off.
I just won't like to wrap this around it,
to be honest and, like, keep going.
You'll be all right, don't worry.
Yeah, yeah.
This is foul.
I had to pick up chicken wings with my bare hands.
Eaten.
Jake, can you take pictures of me, please?
Honestly, Natalia might be better at taking these pictures.
I love taking photos.
Yeah.
Because it's weird.
And the boat's moving a lot.
Piná colada.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- What's the time there? - 3:45, maybe?
You're supposed to be down 3:30, though, aren't you?
- Yeah. - Where's Chase?
I'll just rinse this sh--, I'm fine.
So I wanna make my pasta...
Pasta's for dinner?
Yeah.
But I wanna make the dough,
because I'll be so busy with my missing finger.
Hey, buddy.
You're up at 2:30, eh? It's quarter past 3.
2:30, not 3:30.
2:30, yeah. On the page, it's there.
I told ya. Can't remind you all the time.
Do you mind helping going, packing away the swim platform?
On the way.
ing Gary. That's not what he said yesterday.
What's the schedule?
You're up from 12 to 7:30.
And then down to 3:30 or something like that.
Even when I'm right, I'm----ing wrong for it.
Dude, sorry I got up late.
- No, you're all right. - I really thought it was 3:30.
Did you [bleep] around on the beach
for an hour and a half waiting for the guest?
Yeah.
- You wanna tie this up? - Yeah.
ing headless chicken.
I feel so out of control.
Okay. You're gonna put everything away
and make sure everything's really clean.
Please. Thanks.
You wanna start picking up?
- Hi. - Hey, how you doing?
- Why don't we do dinner at 9? - Mm-hmm.
This is the release of the book party.
But then I wanna turn it to an awards night for everybody else.
Yeah, for sure. Love that.
- So I got these. - Okay, amazing.
All right.
Anchor's home. Anchor's home.
Copy, anchor home. Thank you.
All right. Interior. Interior.
We're gonna start putting sails up.
Do you wanna watch the mizzen?
Go for sailing, please.
- Yes. - Thank you.
Hey, Jake, look at the sails up back there.
- It's awesome. - Okay, that's good.
You want to go on main?
So what's your menu for tonight?
I'm gonna go ravioli.
I'm gonna do a lobster tail.
They're----ing awesome. Look at this.
You need to get the genoa out, huh?
Oh, sh--.
Look at that damn thing, bro.
Hey, what's up, buddy?
How you doing, man?
I feel great now.
Hold!
- How fast are we going? - 12 knots.
- Yeah, baby.
Just a big turn to port, head into it.
Here we go. Here we go.
We're gonna heel hard.
It's already happening.
You see this sh--?
This is leaning too much.
Not the beans! [bleep] me.
I love this, man.
Holy sh--.
[bleep]
Tell them to straighten it up a little bit.
- I'm getting nervous. - [laughing]
Oh, sh--. Sorry.
You know what?
I'm sick of being the only one that works here.
[laughing]
Yeah, and more.
Dinner nine at the moment.
- Yep. - Yeah.
[bleep]
Hey, my fave.
Listen, I want to hang out and get to know you.
Just want to chat.
It's not easy while we work, though.
No, exactly.
I know, because you don't really get the time.
And then when we go out, everyone's together.
I know, we're just gonna have to stay up and wait in the jacuzzi
- until everyone goes to bed. - Shocking.
And I need affection, girlfriend.
I think you got the wrong one.
I don't think Gary gets me at all.
I think the affection and love bombing
is just so cringy to me.
I'm not an affectionate person.
Well, we can change that.
Oh, can we?
Hey, me and my friends, we were all just talking.
We'd love it if you joined us for dinner tonight.
Okay, sure. Yeah, I'd be honored.
- You available? - Yeah, why not?
You're here, right? All right, cool.
Gary, the dinner's for his book launch.
He's gonna turn it around and make it all about his guests.
And he has, like, awards to give them.
- I can emcee that. - I would appreciate that.
- I'm going on break. - Okay.
Go get me if you need me.
- How you doing? - Splendid now, man.
I feel like a million bucks.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Should I put the gennie away?
Uh, yep.
I'm gonna go steam this, Mads.
Hold.
That's good work.
Can I get a picture of the man bun crew?
Oh, yeah. [speaks foreign language]
I feel like you guys look bomb.
I----ing hate laundry.
Should we start changing into blacks?
Maybe Gary, you go first.
Okay.
I'll go last. Thank you.
[gasps]
Mads! Mads!
What happened?
I just burned her dress.
Her dress just melted on me.
I was steaming it.
Mads, I just burnt her dress.
You're lying.
Oh, my----ing God.
Isn't it funny, like, the way the yacht crew acts and stuff?
Like, you could tell who's been doing it for a while
and who's, like, newer at it.
- Oh, babe. - The----ing iron.
This is gonna be a problem.
I'm gonna cry.
- I just burned her dress. - You're lying.
Oh, my----ing God.
Jake, we're gonna get ready.
- Yeah, yeah. - See you.
[gasps]
This is gonna be a problem.
Colin, Colin, Glenn.
Can you get ready on the bow and Alex?
Can you guys get ready to do this tender?
Not only did her husband get stitches,
we've ruined her----ing dress.
Let's go to one and a half.
- Daisy? - What's going on?
Lucy may have ruined the guest's dress.
[bleep]
That's a very good bite.
Yeah, lock it up?
Yeah, we're done. Thanks, mate.
Okay, you go up there in case they need anything.
Okay, I'll figure this out.
She told her to steam it and it burned the holes in it.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so you should be able to iron it.
So steam shouldn't have done that.
- I'll see her. - All right.
Having to tell this guest that we have----ed up so majorly bad
and that probably we're going to get some
more sh--ty feedback from Glenn,
my anxiety is sky-high right now.
I'm going to start setting up, but what is the theme?
Yeah, you can start setting up now.
Gold, black, diamonds.
Just slow. Everything slow.
Do we know what time dinner is?
What time's your dinner or what time's my dinner?
You're eating dinner with us.
Jake wants invite Gary to dinner.
Tomorrow night? Does that work?
- Yeah - Okay, awesome.
- Ileisha? - Yes?
I don't know if you're aware,
but they asked me to eat with them.
Do you have enough for both me and Gary?
Yeah.
Two, four, six, eight.
You need to go let Daisy know, huh?
How can I help you, cheffy?
- I really need dishes. - Yeah.
- Hey, Dais? - Yeah.
They've asked Glenn to join them for dinner.
- I don't know if you've heard. - [bleep]
Oh, sorry, Dais.
Have they just sprung a bunch of sh-- on you or what's the deal?
Yes.
I don't like these guests because they've made you angry.
I don't like them either.
It's not as fun to hang out with you.
I know.
You go to bed, bro. You go to sleep.
You're up in like four hours.
Potatoes. What am I going to do with them?
I need to get them in the water.
Hi, Lauren.
This has been a little bit of an accident.
- What? - There's a small hole.
Oh, my God.
When we went to steam it, the iron must have been too hot,
but we're so sorry about that, but we'll reimburse you.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry, Lauren.
- It's okay. Okay, bye. - Bye.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Whoa.
What would you do if I walked off today?
You just create a stress environment, Daisy.
Oh, my God.
That's pretty mean, Gary.
You don't stress me out at all. - ing I don't stress.
Oh, but I just stress everyone else out.
Everyone else, yeah.
I think I need a new Band-aid.
I settled the gelato and
the drink station on the flybridge.
Twist this.
[air hissing]
We're putting tattoos on?
I did.
That's not bad.
I can do this.
Hey, give me a hug.
Yeah, last night.
Jake, tell her how pretty she looks.
- Yeah, wow. - Yeah, thank you.
I feel underdressed right now.
Okay, do you guys want to listen to my speeches?
- Not really. - No? Okay, [bleep], whatever.
This is so jam.
Oh, my God. That's hilarious.
Make more money!
- That one. - Vegan.
- Yeah. - So what is this?
Homemade tortellini.
Yeah, the garlic confit is in the inside.
Okay, Madison, can you do the three in the middle?
Yeah.
I hate that we have to serve Gary.
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh. This is...
Truffle!
So here you have homemade tortellini
stuffed with garlic confit,
and yours is made with vegan butter.
- Awesome. - Enjoy.
Thank you.
What's on the inside?
First course is served.
Okay, I've got this. I've got this.
Oh, I think they're going to be finished these quite quickly,
- so I would start. - I'm----ing behind.
This is going in here.
And then I can use this.
Actually, I will keep that there.
What part of South Africa do you live in?
It's a small town called Knysna.
Beautiful little town.
It's okay. You can do this.
Ileisha, Ileisha.
Start washing dishes. Come on. Let's get some energy in here.
[bleep] me.
Everyone's still working on their drinks,
but the food's, like, gone.
Okay. We're clearing.
- Question. - Okay.
Parsifal. What does it mean?
It is from King Arthur.
Uh-huh.
A German composer wrote an opera about Parsifal.
They've named the Parsifal after the opera,
which is after the knight.
It seems like it's taking too long between courses.
I'm trying to distract the guests,
but I sense a little bit of annoyance
just because the plates should be
coming out a little faster.
Me and my mum speak almost every day.
- You're a mama's boy. - Yeah, I'm a mommy's boy.
A massive mommy's boy, actually.
Yeah.
I own three units in the Trump Tower in Chicago.
California to Hawaii is still six hours or something?
No, like four or five.
Okay, well, still a long flight, though.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, my God. So----ing close.
- I can do this. - You can do this.
Oh, there's one more.
- Glenn has no fish. - Okay.
Lucy, Lucy, please come to the galley.
Aperol spritz?
They're ready to go.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, I still got more to go.
Thank you.
So here you have local monkfish with lobster tail
and artichoke puree.
Now, the steak.
I never heard of monkfish before.
So damn good.
I think it's a bit unfair that he's having
- dinner with the guest. - Yeah.
What the [bleep]?
That's for this course. [bleep]
You got this. Deep breaths.
Yeah, I got this.
- Did you enjoy that? - Yeah, it's so good.
Good.
I haven't done this before.
Okay, chef, we've cleared.
Don't forget we need to get that ice cream station thing.
Yes. Filet with pea puree and parsnip chips.
This is amazing.
You have filet steak with pea puree and parsnip chips.
And for the vegetarians,
you've got a Mediterranean vegetable ratatouille.
- Ratatouille? - Enjoy.
Well, this is gonna be good,
because of how easily it's cutting.
Yeah, this is amazing.
Melts in your mouth.
The gelato, we're going to use dry ice.
Don't touch the dry ice.
The dry ice will burn you.
[bleep] off.
I just wanted to thank you guys for having me,
for having us here.
Yeah, thank you very much. Appreciate it.
It was a lovely time.
I'll be coming upstairs with you.
- Shot glasses. - Six, yeah?
- Up top? - Yeah.
Can all crew please come up to the flybridge?
We don't need cups up here. [bleep] the cup.
Yeah.
Where's Gary? Gary's gone for a cigarette.
The sooner he's here, the sooner the rest of us can go to bed.
I'm glad that you just had a----ing dinner,
but there's people who need to go to bed.
And doesn't he have to do the awards?
Yeah, I want to get it----ing done.
Can all crew please come up to the flybridge?
Okay, flash?
No zoom, John.
I'm not.
I didn't hear that. Sorry.
What, guys?
I don't give a [bleep] what you say.
I'm the chief officer here.
If I want to have a----ing cigarette,
I'm going to have a cigarette.
[bleep], Colin. I thought you were on my side.
What the [bleep] is going on?
I didn't hear that. Sorry.
I was waving at you to come.
What, guys?
All right, let's do it.
All right, well, I'm going to go to my handover with Glenn.
Look, if I was an HOD on this boat,
I certainly wouldn't be fighting with all the other HODs.
I'd have way more important sh-- to do.
Like, I don't know, work?
So, whenever you want, make your way up to the flybridge.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
Hey, guys. Welcome to the gelato bar.
What? Jake.
What do they got, bud?
We've got caramel, peach, chocolate, and pistachio.
I think I'll have one of those and one of these.
Do we have a wind speed you want me to wake you at?
Anything over 20.
This is so good.
Jake, going up for the extra ice cream, bro.
Come here, come here. Let's take a picture.
Yeah, dog.
Thank you, guys. Good night.
Hey, you're the best. Thank you.
- Cool. - Awesome. Thank you so much.
John has organized a surprise for you all,
which Gary is going to be in charge of.
Hi, guys. I'm the emcee of this award ceremony.
- The meal was fantastic. - Was it? Thank you.
John, not only are you an amazing person,
a very successful entrepreneur and a loving father.
With that, I give John the Best Book award.
I swear I didn't make this for myself.
- Colin? - Yeah.
I'd like to give the straight-A student award
to Jake and Anastasia.
I'm just----ing tired.
Like, it's a long day.
Like, I'm having to manage a lot.
To have a girl do service when the guests are off the boat,
no matter what they're doing or drinking.
I just feel so much pressure,
and it's like anything that goes wrong, it looks bad on me.
I would like to give the Best Accent award to Natalia.
Yeah!
I feel like Gary's so unapproachable.
Like, he's just sick of me saying stuff.
I really appreciate Colin seeing my side.
I find him very supportive in that way.
If it weren't for Colin, I would feel so alone.
And honestly, like, no one gives a sh--.
I'm tired.
Considering how close Gary and I have gotten,
I'm pretty shocked at his behavior.
I feel like I can speak for the entire crew.
Gary, go [bleep] yourself.
Thank you very much for the lovely evening.
- Awesome! - I really appreciate it.
Gary, to the rescue!
All right, night, guys.
Thanks for all your help.
No worries.
Okay, so are we all going to bed?
Yeah, I'm ready for bed.
Yeah, yeah, go, go, go.
I'm out. Thanks, guys.
We wet it, we dry it. We wet it, we dry it.
Anchor watch is not my favorite
because cleaning the boat all night,
it's a----ing sh-- job.
Good there.
But come on, bro.
Like, I used to pressure wash dump trucks
for ten bucks an hour
and have literal sh-- inside of my nostrils.
So, I appreciate how easy this work is.
Ow.
I feel like I'm crushing it.
ing perfect.
That's very pretty.
Good morning, Mads.
Good morning.
There he is.
How are you feeling, Stais?
You have to get out of bed.
Seriously, will you please wake up and hang out with me?
Instead of sitting up there by myself
on all this----ing thing we planned together.
Hey, babe.
Hello?
Stainless is pretty much caught up except for on the sundeck.
I'm going to bed. I'll see you in a couple hours.
Yeah, for sure, man. I got her.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Can I grab you something to drink?
American coffee.
Yep.
It's bittersweet that it's the last day, you know?
You're telling me.
Primary's up.
I'm aiming for a 9 a.m. breakfast.
All right.
- Hey. - Good morning.
- How are you?
- Okay. - Coffee.
- Thank you so much. - No problem.
- You like? - Yeah.
Haven't seen that before.
Watermelon fruit bowl.
Good morning.
I said morning, sorry.
How you doing, pal?
I'm kind of hungover.
- You're hungover? - Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like somebody's got to fall in
at least once a season doing that.
At least.
I'm going to have to do a Bloody Mary.
What is it called? The tail of the cat?
- Good morning, everyone. - Good morning.
- How is everyone? - Great.
All right, Glenn, should I fire up?
Yes, please.
We'll just show you how to set it up once
so I know when it's ready.
If it's windy, then we'll try to get more lines on.
Glenn, it's all good down here.
Okay, let's go for it.
We have a watermelon fruit bowl and assorted pastries.
You don't even really need two lines.
Spring lines can take all the tension off the...
Exactly.
One of us should penetrate this fruit bowl
just in the way of being polite at least?
Like, look at her.
Anchor's home, anchor's home.
Copy, thank you.
You seem happier that it's drop-off day.
Do I?
That giant smile.
You made it. Another round.
Yeah, barely.
Hanging on by the skin of my teeth.
Should we start packing up?
- I guess. - Chase.
Hey, buddy.
I'm just gonna wake you up gently, buddy.
I feel like I have stuff literally everywhere.
Can you give the marina a call
and tell them we're gonna be at our berth
in about seven minutes?
Portisco Marina, Portisco Marina, Parsifal III.
Your Italian's getting way better, dude.
My name is John. I'm on a boat.
My chain's so heavy. It hurt my throat.
Colin, drop the anchor whenever you're ready.
- Drop starboard. - Okay, dropping starboard.
It's good. So we're on the bottom.
Now we're just hanging it out.
Two on port side and one boat length to stop.
Copy that, one boat length.
Let's see if Captain Glenn will take a picture with me.
- You're about ten to stop. - Good morning.
- How you guys doing? - How you doing, brother?
Nine to stop.
So I'm taking my family. Well, I'm not taking them.
I've got houses for us in Puerto Vallarta.
Okay, hang on just a second. Call that distance again.
Well, I probably came up at the worst time.
No, no, it's all good.
It's generally not a good idea to distract me
while I'm trying to dock the boat.
You're about ten to stop.
Eight.
Is there like safety, like...
No, I'm listening to these guys.
The communication for the last meter and a half is critical.
Oi.
I got friends with 30 foot boats in Lake Michigan
that can't do this.
Okay, hang on just a second.
Oh, no, the monkey.
All right. [bleep].
Call that distance again.
Glenn, hold us there.
Stop. Stop.
All right. [bleep].
Coming up...
What is the holdup between courses?
Can you speak to that?
Can we move on and we can talk about this later?
Yeah. Okay.
Last two charters...
Um...
[sobbing]
Oh, no, the monkey.
All right. [bleep].
Glenn, hold us there.
I got friends with 30 foot boats in Lake Michigan
that can't do this.
Hang on just a second. Call that distance again.
Glenn, stop. Stop. All right. [bleep].
If you can, walk it down.
Walk it down. Okay, Glenn.
- Hold us there. - Copy that.
Staying at idle. Staying at idle.
Sh--.
How are we looking at the back, Gary?
We're good. We're good.
Copy that.
Colin, I'm out of gear.
You can shut down whenever you're done.
Copy.
Well, this has been a great experience for us.
Awesome, man. Thank you, brother.
When they get all, can one of you clean out that crew fridge?
- Yeah, it smells. - It stinks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All crew. All crew. Let's get everybody on the dock.
Thank you.
You're giving me a camel toe.
- You guys ready? - Yes.
Well, we survived another one.
You survived.
That was one of the best ones yet.
out of all the three seasons.
A couple of things went wrong.
One extremely tough charter for me.
Here they come.
I'm not too good at goodbyes.
- Get well soon. - Nice meeting you.
I'm 100% healed.
Bye.
Gary.
Bye, Jake. Enjoy your holiday.
- Bye, buddy. - Awesome. Thanks, man.
- That was awesome. - Thank you.
It was awesome.
Well, guys, this was more of an adventure, I guess,
than we had intended it being.
You guys took care of TJ the best that you could.
Did not think I was going to be smiling that first night.
And then you guys come up dressed like Spice Girls
and kind of felt guilty for smiling
while TJ was in the emergency room.
You guys are the greatest of all time yacht crew.
- So thank you guys. - Thank you so much.
- I appreciate it. - Thank you.
Bye, guys. Thank you.
- Keep waving. - Bye.
[horn blowing]
Have fun!
Thanks for your hard work, guys. I appreciate it.
It was a good charter.
I think in the end, he was happy.
He was.
I reckon he's gonna give us a big tip.
Ah!
- Oh my God. You okay? - I took my Band-Aid off.
- And then... - Ugh!
Everyone hold your nose.
Oh it is... it's bad.
Ugh, that smells. I can feel it dripping on my leg.
This charter was so overwhelming.
And that's why I'm like... it's fine.
I think we did the best that we possibly could.
- I think service... - Yeah.
Actually, they never said anything to me.
Teak's pretty good.
Just this to do, eh?
Yes, sir.
Dude, it still, like, smells in here.
My shoes smell better than this and I don't wear socks.
All crew, all crew.
Can I get everyone together in the saloon for a tip meeting?
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Okay, that's charter three in the books.
It wasn't our easiest charter, but we got through it.
So I like to discuss some of the things
that went wrong on this charter.
I think the big one is the injury with the flight boards.
I don't know how we can avoid stuff like that
because we're very lucky there, huh?
And so I think we need to keep a better eye.
If we start them other side of the boats
and they decide to go close to each other,
that's out of our hands.
You can't rely on common sense.
We've got to take some sort of action.
A wakeboarding helmet. That's a great idea.
Luckily, that '90s party was a real hit, so good work.
It was everyone else, thank you,
everyone for pitching in and helping.
Ileisha, it seems like I'm eating meals with the guests
every charter now.
That gives me an interesting perspective.
I think you're moving in the right direction,
but what is the holdup between courses?
It's a little longer than I was expecting.
Yeah, I was definitely under the pump,
but that's something I can always work on for sure.
The clearing of the plates.
I'm not really sure if we're 100% there yet.
Can you guys speak to that? Let me...
What do you think? It seemed like...
I mean, we're massively trying our hardest
with the resources we're given.
I don't know, we have to give it some thought.
And if it means an earlier start,
if it means more people helping you, whatever it is,
I don't mean work harder, but I definitely mean work smarter.
I always say that super yachting is not about the 95%.
It's about the last 5%.
And we should always be pushing for that last 5%, right?
Daisy, can you speak to that?
Can we move on and we can talk about this later?
Yeah, okay.
All right, let's move on to Lucy and Mads.
How do you guys feel?
I feel like we've been challenged quite a bit
in our last two charters.
[sobs]
Let's just pause for a minute.
Daisy?
Let's just pause for a minute.
I'm gonna let them go.
Hey, Dais.
I'm just gonna be fine, I just need 5 minutes.
Honestly, I'm fine.
I'm just, I'm----ing trying, I'm like...
I know you are, you're trying your hardest.
Don't let it affect you.
You know you're trying, you know you're trying the best you can.
I'm gonna go check on her.
The girls are----ing so grateful for all your help.
That's like a frustration cry.
Yeah, I would be the same.
He wasn't attacking you guys.
He wasn't saying you guys are doing a bad job.
No, no, no, I know, I know, I know, I know.
He's just saying there's room for improvement,
and she admitted there's room for improvement, so...
No, we're agreeing.
I don't know what she's crying about.
I just feel like I'm taking on so much responsibility.
Daisy, Daisy, why isn't this done?
Daisy, what's wrong with service?
Daisy, honestly, I'm so sick of hearing my----ing name
and people asking me questions that I can't answer.
Come here. Come here.
Don't get me wrong, Daisy annoys the [bleep] out of me,
but I feel very protective over Daisy
and I don't like seeing her break down like this.
Take a moment.
I'm fine, honestly, I'm fine.
You sure?
I'm just, yeah, it's just been a tough time.
I don't want you to think I'm picking on you,
but that's not what I'm trying to...
It's not you who I'm upset with.
It's just, even though it's not a personal attack on me,
obviously I'm going to feel personally responsible.
- I know. - Sorry.
Got some water. I'm going to go back up.
Take a moment, take a moment. Don't worry about it.
No, it's fine. It's just, [bleep].
- I'm fine, honestly. - You good?
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
I'm embarrassed that I lost control of my emotions.
I just feel really off my game.
Sorry, everyone, nothing to see here.
I am doing the best I can,
but I'm human and there's only so much----ing crap I can take.
So, yeah, so I don't want to open another can of worms,
but anything to discuss?
So traumatizing.
I think it's important to note
that everyone is doing a fantastic job
and I just wanted to back Glenn up a little bit.
When he gives us constructive criticism,
it's for all of us to improve
and he's not attacking anyone or putting anyone down.
I think it's really important
to talk about some of our shortcomings
so that we can improve.
Well, on that note,
because that's obviously directed to me.
No, it's everybody.
We don't want anyone...
Daisy, you don't have to get defensive about this stuff.
I'm really taken aback by her defensiveness.
You want to talk about frantic? You talk about my first charter.
Quite a stressful situation. You didn't see me crying.
This isn't about you, Daisy. It's about the whole crew.
It's important to note that we're doing
- a----ing phenomenal job. - Exactly.
Good. Okay.
And now for the tip.
It looks like it's 23,000 US dollars.
Woo-hoo!
That works out to 2250 euros each.
- [bleep]. That's really good. - That's generous.
Yes. This is what we needed.
Nothing cuts through the tension quite like 23,000 dollars.
Thank God.
Lastly, I've organized a little restaurant
and a little bit of a tasting menu.
And we're going to go over by tender.
I'm going to drop you guys off.
- Cheers. - Well done.
Cheers, guys.
Well done, everybody.
Fun charter, good tip.
This is what----ing pisses me off.
And I guarantee you,
they'll all be bitching about me
because they all think that I'm ungrateful.
The only difference is I'll say it to your----ing face
while you say it behind my back.
Pricks.
Daisy getting----ing defensive all the time.
- All the time. - She definitely got bummed.
I think we're all just stressed though,
so I understand that, you know?
I was actually, if anything, trying to back her up.
Oh.
What am I going to drink?
- Straight vodka. - Yeah.
Ow.
[bleep]
You guys were pissed off with me when I was eating.
Daisy's like, I want to also go to bed.
It's like, [bleep], so do I, Daisy.
I didn't ask to go for dinner.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, we were all - ing busting our ass
while you were having a meal so it was a bit of a dick move
to take a smoke break right then.
My opinion.
I wouldn't do that.
I'm sorry I wasn't there,
but the guest asked me to have dinner with him.
Yeah, yeah.
But when you're having a break,
when we're all trying to muster together
and get something sorted, that's not cool.
It's just a bit of a dick move.
- I'm over it. - Oh, here we go.
Grab a pair of balls, bro.
I'm gonna have a nap, man.
Try to get some rest.
Where's Colin?
Not [bleep] Colin.
Dude, what's up with all of our heads of departments?
- They're all imploding. - I know.
ing hell, what a hypocrite.
He's such a dick.
He can go [bleep] himself.
This is why I'm glad I'm not the boss, huh?
Cheers to that.
I think they all love each other.
It's nice to not be a boss.
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We're living the life!
To friends, to family, to me and you.
Sorry.
Are you interested in me in any way?
This should get rinsed at night.
100%.
This is definitely not the first time
I'm picking up the slack for Alex.
I'm not taking a fall for that. Sorry.
- Oh, no ways. - Yay!
These guys were our best charters last summer.
Yeah.
Gary, what are we waiting for? Time to sail.
What the [bleep]?
Hang on, hang on.
ing hell.
Ooh, what's all that smoke coming from?
Glenn, we got smoke is pluming out the engine.
[alarm blaring]
Okay, that's the fire alarm going off in the bridge.
Can someone check it, please?
ing [bleep].
I gotta get out of here.
I'm getting blown into shallow water.