It’s all about being prepared.
Look how long it’s taking you just to get the line out.
I thought you’d be mad at me for hanging these over, my guy.
I’m trying my hardest, but all I’m getting is sh--.
You don’t have a separate dish
we could put these bones in, do you?
Mads!
She told her to steam it, and it burned holes in it.
My anxiety is sky-high right now.
Gary having a good time out there?
I think they’re going to be finishing quite quickly,
- so I would start. - I’m----ing behind.
It’s taking too long between courses.
They should be coming out a little faster.
Gary’s going for a cigarette.
There’s people who need to go to bed.
What is the hold-up between courses?
Yeah, I was definitely under the pump.
We’re massively trying our hardest.
I think it’s really important to talk
about some of our shortcomings so that we can improve.
It’s obviously directed to me.
No, it’s everybody. We don’t want anyone...
Daisy, you don’t have to get defensive about this stuff.
I don’t mean work harder, but I definitely mean work smarter.
Daisy, can you speak to that?
I just feel like I’m taking on so much responsibility.
We were all----ing busting our ass while you were eating,
so it was a bit of a dick move to take a smoke break.
The guests asked me to have dinner with them.
Dude, what’s up with all of our heads of departments?
They’re all imploding.
---ing hell.
Grab a pair of balls, bro.
It’s nice to not be a boss.
He’s such a dick. He can go [bleep] himself.
There she is.
Oh, tonight’s going to be so interesting.
Ew!
- What’s happening? - That charter was so hard.
It was non-stop.
When I tried to go stand up for myself,
Colin----ing completely turns it back around.
Don’t make me into a----ing clown in front of everybody.
I know that that was directed at me,----ing prick.
Guys, you can stay.
No, I have to get sunglasses.
I have never been this angry with Colin before.
He knows exactly what he’s doing,
and he loves to come in and be the voice of reason,
but it’s none of his----ing business.
Colin needs to shut the [bleep] up
and know his----ing place.
Don’t let it get under your skin though, either.
All crew, all crew.
Don’t forget, we’re going to go over to the restaurant
by tender, I’m going to drop you guys off.
Thank you.
All right, I’ve got to get ready.
How are you, buddy?
Come outside, Sea Doggy Dog.
Do you want me to get you a beer?
With Madison?
Do you like her?
I mean, I’ve kissed her already. I’m not going to...
If I’m going to kiss someone else,
it’s going to be her again.
I did not expect us to hook up that first night,
but I’m quite happy because
she’s definitely the cutest girl on the boat.
No. Daisy and Alex were all over each other anyway, so...
Some would say too flirtatious.
Some would say.
All right, gorg.
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Okay, let’s go.
Tender’s just over here.
Permission to come aboard.
Come on aboard, mate.
You got enough beer, dude?
- Where’s my beer? - Here.
Let’s go faster! Faster!
Yeah, the boys!
[shouting]
Yeah, baby!
Can you guys grab that line from the port side?
Hey, Colin the deckhand.
Cheers to Glenn!
- Hey! - To Glenn!
Oh, my God.
I feel bad for whoever wore heels tonight, man.
Oh, my legs are gone.
This is nice, baby.
We livin’ the life.
I’m Jacopo. This is my colleague, Alessio.
We prepared for you a little journey
among our dishes for a Sardinian experience.
Amazing.
Wow.
You gentlemen are impressive.
006 and 005 serving us dinner, huh?
Oh, thank you very much.
Ooh, it’s so fancy. He’s got the tweezers.
Let’s go.
All right, ladies, take notes on what these guys are doing, huh?
Take notes.
The last thing I need after Daisy’s cried
and Glenn’s given us bad feedback
is Chase to make his sh-- jokes about my----ing job.
Cheers, everyone.
Yes!
Oh, here we go.
That looks beautiful.
- Let’s go. - And there you go.
Oh, my God. That’s really good.
Ooh, boy!
Oh, my God, I didn’t put my leadboard up, guys.
I want to put the leadboard up.
I’m never putting this down.
Oh!
Daisy wants to have a fight tonight.
Somebody’s in the firing line.
Might as well be you.
I don’t want to fight with anyone on board.
Let alone Daisy. Like, she’s a good friend,
but I’m not going to be made to feel bad
about giving my opinion.
But she can be mad at me all night if she wants.
It’s just a waste of her own energy.
I think Daisy and Colin’s going to be a good match.
Let’s go.
Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm.
Ah!
To friends, to family, and to me and you.
What are you doing?
Just didn’t realize I was a jealous person until tonight.
Oh, you’re jealous?
I didn’t realize I was a jealous person.
What are you going to do, though?
- Nothing. - Love that for us.
You’re hard, is that what you said?
- Let’s go. - Oh, we’re going.
Sing? Let’s go.
No, I don’t want to interrupt, but I also need to say...
Why is it always me who last with the----ing boys?
Seems to be a thing, girlfriend.
- She’s so upset. - Yeah, oh my God.
I’m not upset about it at all.
- Cry me a river. - It’s just me and the boys.
Obviously, I really want to hook up with Mads,
but at this point, it seems pretty messy.
Not so much. Come, let’s go.
Why are you being so sensitive?
I’m not.
Even though I enjoy flirting, Gary’s my boss,
and I just think it’s a really bad idea.
But don’t kiss me one night
and then flirt with someone else.
Who am I flirting with?
- Shut up, woman. - No, seriously.
- Your bestie, Alex. - Okay, that’s a joke.
- Oh, what is happening? - Nothing.
- What’s wrong with you? - He’s just pissing me off.
- Who is? - Gary.
You all right?
Mmm.
- Like what? -----ing boy sh--.
Just like----ing annoying.
Ow, pussface mother----er!
[laughing]
Ouch.
[bleep] marry kill. Go.
[bleep] Alex. Marry Colin. Kill Chase.
He’s a redneck... oh sh--. Here we go.
Go, go, go.
Okay, I’m going to go [bleep] Alex,
marry Gary and kill Colin
because I’m super----ing mad at him.
What are we doing when we get back to the boat?
Twister! Yes!
[laughing]
We’re going hot tub, hot tub.
We’re playing Twister tonight, boy.
Where is my bathing suit?
Tits out for the boys, tits out for the boys.
Everyone else on the crew just seems
like they want to get drunk and then argue and go to sleep.
But like, excuse me, I’m here to vibe.
I haven’t played Twister in a long time.
[bleep] yeah, anything to make me flexible.
Daisy, right foot on the green.
I’m trying to be friends with everyone.
Mads, left hand blue.
Little butt cheek here, little stinky foot there.
Come on, man. Let’s have some fun and celebrate.
- Oh, she’s down. - Alex, right foot green.
[laughing]
It’s a tie.
[snoring]
Now I’m going to bed.
Mads, come with me. Walk and talk.
I told you tonight
that I’m not here to play games at all.
We hooked up and that’s it.
And then...
There we go. There we go.
Precisely. Point proven.
So yeah, enough said.
I don’t think I need to say anything more other than that.
Well, come on.
You know exactly what you’re doing.
What am I doing? Please explain.
Oh, so you don’t even see that?
No, I just like go with the flow.
Like I’m not like expecting of anything.
And you’re being a little dramatic.
Maybe. Okay, can I ask you a question?
Are you interested in me in any way, though?
Yeah?
As much as I wish Alex were to make a move, he hasn’t.
And I’m a little horny.
[giggling] No.
[snoring]
So----ed up.
Coming up...
What the [bleep]?
Glenn, we got smoke pluming out of the engine.
- Oh [bleep]. - [alarm blaring]
Okay, that’s the fire alarm going off in the bridge.
Can someone check it, please?
I got to get out of here.
- Gary. - Mmm.
- Gary. - Mmm-hmm.
How was your night?
No, not at all. Not that I saw.
I don’t know.
Bongiorno.
How’s it going?
I’m pretty sure I’m still drunk.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, my God.
Lucy. Madison. Can you go down and refresh the cabins?
Thanks, girls.
Whoops.
[sighs]
Washy-wash.
Oi.
Clearly.
Oh, have you noticed that?
Yeah, [bleep], yeah.
She said I was in the firing line last night.
And then when I said my little----ing thing
at the tip meeting, she’s like, clearly directed at me.
Ooh!
Juicy.
Anyone who bumps heads with Daisy,
you immediately put a target on your back
and she’ll be out to get you.
So, just agree with Daisy.
Yes, Daisy, yes.
Everything. Daisy’s very defensive, brü.
- [sighs] - Yes, it’s drama.
Do you feel okay?
What do you mean?
Do you feel hungover?
Or do you just, you just don’t feel it
because you’re still drunk?
I’m just like, I just hate myself.
That’s it, that’s about it.
Why?
Daisy?
Tell me what happened with you and Madison.
Did you sleep with her?
No.
I know there’s something you’re not telling me.
I don’t know.
What about Alex?
Just is what it is.
It’s not that deep yet.
We set up there, we hooked up for a little bit.
Why wouldn’t you tell me this?
I don’t know why it’s such a----ing secret.
I don’t know.
Daisy doesn’t need to know anything about my kissing life
because every time I’ve hooked up with a girl,
Daisy tries her hardest to cock-block me.
This is so pretty.
Scarlet, do you mind checking laundry? Thank you.
See, told you.
He needs to stay the [bleep] out of my department
because I’m----ing sick of it.
She doesn’t want me,
it’s just she doesn’t want anyone else to have me.
It’s----ing weird.
- Why are you smiling like that? - I don’t know.
It’s because it’s weird that I’m talking to you
about hooking up with someone else.
Uh, Gary, Daisy, and Ileisha,
can you guys meet me in the crew mess
for the preference sheet meeting, please?
Copy.
[grunts]
You’re gonna hit your head on this sh--.
Maybe I’m gonna make it.
I’m so scared of you.
- All righty. - Oh, no ways.
Yay!
These guys were our best charter last time around.
Yeah, they just want to have a good time.
So much fun.
Ha!
Welcome to tonight’s Parsifal 3 talent show.
Oh, my God!
Ah!
[shouting]
So, Jim can’t wait for another trip on Parsifal 3
to let his alter ego, Big Jim,
out for more nighttime debauchery.
[laughing]
There is not really any dietary requirements.
That’s fun.
On day one, the guests request
for water sports to be prepped and ready.
On night one, the guys would like
to have a traditional Sardinian dinner.
Each morning, the guests would like to have yoga on the deck
if they wake up early enough.
On night two, they would like a seafood-palooza dinner
followed by a talent show, [bleep], number two.
I’m not stripping again.
I’m telling you that much for free.
Well, you need to come up with another talent.
I don’t have any of the other talents!
This should be a really good charter.
Yeah, I’m excited.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- It’s gonna be a good one. - Thank you.
Exactly.
Good enough for me.
Okay.
I love you, seven. Oh, my God.
Start.
Sweet. I want a spot check.
Let’s do this sh-- tomorrow.
- Let me finish it, brother. - [bleep].
Okay, that’s up to you.
Hi, I’m Chase and I smell like wet garbage.
[laughing]
Would you like to come home with me tonight?
Oh, good.
Super clean. I’m very happy.
Oh, Jesus. What the hell was that?
Daisy, Daisy, Colin.
Can you just meet me on the flybridge, please?
Oh, you’re obviously upset at me.
And I’ve ended up in the firing line.
Your words.
You felt... attacked by what I said.
You shut me down.
And I know that that comment was about me.
I didn’t... You were allowed to have an opinion.
Oh, you’re obviously upset at me.
I know that that comment was about me.
I didn’t... You were allowed to have an opinion.
Let me stop you right there. Because it wasn’t about you.
It was like a very critical tip meeting, I thought.
So I felt like I should just put that into perspective
and be like, guys, this is like normal stuff.
You know, Glenn making these comments
and then you chirping in,
and I’m just like, what I felt was overwhelmed.
Didn’t want to----ing make you feel worse,
but I did, and I’m sorry.
No, it’s all right. I appreciate the apology.
With Gary, we get into fights and we calm down
and we make, you know, make up.
But I don’t want to have issues with Colin.
You know, I just always want us to be good with each other.
I didn’t mean to make you feel bad
when you’re already feeling bad. It was not my intention.
So, how was your night?
You’re----ing ridiculous.
Just kidding, I’m just jealous.
[laughing]
I’m all done.
What’s this?
Yeah, look at all my food prep for tomorrow.
Hey, you guys. I’m going to bed.
- Good night, guys. - Good night.
I’ve got lasagna.
I’ve got slow cooked lamb for the crew.
I’ve got Bolognese for Mads.
This is going to get demolished.
I know, I know.
This----ing bed is so comfy.
Oh.
[alarm sounding]
- Good morning. - Hello.
- What’s up? - How are you?
- Good, how are you? - I’m good, thanks.
Charter day!
Tell you what, these guests are----ing amazing.
That’s awesome.
These sunflowers stink.
Things discharging.
Draining out all the bodily fluids.
There shouldn’t be many.
All crew, all crew. Provisions are on the dock.
We’re in a good mood. Let’s do this. Whee!
Oh, oysters.
My favorito.
Why do I always get the----ing fish?
Oh, sh--, that’s quite heavy.
Whoa, what the [bleep]?
Oh, my [bleep], that’s heavy.
Okay, can you take the fish, please?
Sure.
Thank you. I love you.
- Is that the last box? - Yeah.
That’s cool. That’s cool. That’s cool.
I’m going to go check the cabins.
Jesus.
Did you drop a bomb in here?
No, Colin did.
---ing a, dude.
Downstairs looks great.
All the towels are done properly, and I’m very happy.
Looking good, baby.
Well, it’s looking good, boys. Thank you.
All crew, all crew, guests will be here in 30 minutes.
Please, everybody, dress in the cockpit in 25.
Bit of a rush, hey?
All righty, Aphrodite.
No, we don’t high-five in the U.K.
Oh.
[laughing] I’m joking.
Cool. Cool. No.
- It’s hot as balls. - It is.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
- Hey, Glenn. - There’s my favorite duo.
Chase, you can high-five me now. I feel bad.
Yeah, you’re lucky you have America as a friend, huh?
Good to see you, mate. How are you?
- How are you doing, man? - Good to have you guys back.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Yeah, they’re really nice. - Where are they from?
Colorado.
Don’t know where that is.
[laughing]
- Hello. - How are you?
Good, thank you.
Hey!
Looking good.
- Hello, Ileisha. - Hello. Ileisha, I’m Ken.
Lovely to meet you.
Well...
I’d like to welcome you all to Italy.
- Anything else? - We missed you.
Wow.
I can’t tell you how great it is to have you guys back here.
Since you guys already know the boat,
we can skip the tour if you like,
and we can get out of here pretty quick and go sailing.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Cool.
- Dais, I’m ready to sail. - Nice.
Let’s rock.
How you been, girl? You look great.
Can you cut these in half like that?
Yeah.
Oopsie.
Can I get you anything?
I’ll do a soda water right now.
Okay, sure.
I don’t know how you do that first one so beautifully.
That’s that, boys.
Gary, what are we waiting for?
Yeah, I know. Where’s Captain Glenn?
I don’t know. Let’s go. Time to sail!
Colin, Colin, Glenn.
Just letting you know I’m going to fire up.
Okay, go for it. I’m right here.
Okay, aft deck, you guys can let that last line go.
Let me know what it’s on board, please.
Yeah, you can take off.
All lines on board.
You got a good five meters,
Glenn, from the boat next door to us.
So these are horseradish and beef filet sliders.
Horseradish and beef filet sliders. Okay.
- Thank you. - You’re welcome.
We can start getting fenders up.
Okay, anchor’s at the water line now. We’re all clear.
Copy, thank you.
Hello.
Here we’ve got horseradish, beef filet,
and homemade brioche.
I suppose I should go to bed, yeah?
Yeah, I guess so.
Mm-mm-mm.
I love me some horseradish.
What the [bleep]?
- Oh, [bleep]. - Hang on, hang on.
We’ve got to open this door, all right?
[bleep]
Glenn, we have been bebopping up and down the Amalfi Coast.
Oh, you have?
Yacht to yacht.
My God, we saw a lot of cool sh--.
- Did you enjoy Amalfi? - We saw Barados.
- Yeah, we did enjoy Amalfi. - I love Amalfi.
Did you go Positano also?
- Oh, yeah. Revello. - Really?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Is he... - Holy [bleep].
Are you kidding?
Ooh, what’s all that smoke coming from?
Glenn, we got smoke pluming out of the engine.
---ing a, man.
Glenn, is there anything you want to tell me about,
you know... today’s charter?
- Yeah, shut up, Jim. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sorry.
- [alarm blaring] - Oh, [bleep].
Hey, that’s the fire alarm going off in the bridge.
[bleep]
- [alarm blaring] - [bleep]
Hey, that’s the fire alarm going off in the bridge.
Can someone check it, please?
I got to get out of here.
I’m getting blown into shallow water.
Something’s not right.
I’ll go into some deeper water.
Okay, let’s close this up.
I’ve got some sh--.
We need to anchor, Glenn.
If we can get over there somewhere and anchor--
Okay, I’m just going to go up here and anchor.
Let’s get Gary up to the anchor,
so you can keep an eye on the engine.
We’re 30 minutes in. We’ve got an engine smoking.
- Wow. - Not good.
Come on, Parsifal.
[bleep] It would have been such a good sail, also.
Everything’s normal.
Like, all the temperatures, everything is normal.
We’re in 12 meters of water.
Okay, Gary. Let her go. Let her go.
That’s three, Glenn. That’s three.
Can I shut it down? Can I shut it down?
You can shut it down. Anchor’s down. You can shut it down.
[bleep]
Colin’s going to have to have a good look around the engine.
- Here you go. - Thanks, sweetie.
He’s going to use it to put the fire out.
- There’s no fire. - What are you talking about?
That’s a welcome smoke.
[laughing]
I... [sighs]
I can’t believe, again, we’re having engine problems.
I feel like the pressure and focus
is definitely on the interior team right now.
How are we doing?
I will take the coldest beer you have.
Yes, absolutely.
I’ll take an Aperrol spritz.
Okay, sure.
[bleep]
There’s some oil dripping out of the turbo.
This means that there’s something seriously
broken inside the engine or the turbo itself.
I don’t know where I’m sitting
on the scale of possible catastrophe.
So, I’m starting to stress.
I’m going to start tearing this thing apart.
All right.
Ah, always something, huh?
So, here we go.
Where have you been all my life?
Feed them more drinks. We’re going to be here a while.
This is going to be a mess.
You know, the interior’s been doing amazing.
I did it on purpose so the interior
could look good for once.
They always look good, don’t they, Gary?
They look good, for sure.
But then looks can be deceiving.
I’m just kidding, Dais.
All right, so, we’re here for a little while.
Let’s get the paddleboards and sh-- like that.
What does boat stand for?
Break out another thousand.
Tell me about it.
Thanks, mate. I’ll keep you updated, huh?
Thank you.
Are you getting into your swims?
- I can if you like me to. - Yeah, might as well.
You know why you haven’t seen any of the stews?
They’re all downstairs with fire extinguishers.
We’re not, like, on fire?
No, I don’t think we’re on fire, but...
I think it will be...
I mean, I hope to [bleep] it will be okay.
[bleep].
[humming]
Come on. Oh, God.
- She’s strong. - You’re definitely holding it.
- She’s strong. - You’re letting me win.
- I’m not letting you win. - Yes, you are.
No, I’m not.
Hey, take me to Sardinia.
What, you just Googled Sardinian?
No, I actually was born and knew all about Sardinian food.
I know. You’re just that clever, aren’t you?
I can’t even pronounce them, really.
The Seadas. It’s like a typical pastry.
It’s filled with, like, this ricotta
and parmesan and honey and citrus.
Oh, yummy.
I am bouncing back and I’m doing a family-style dinner.
If everything’s on the table at the same time,
there can’t be any timing issues.
And Glenn cannot be on my back.
Whoo!
Oh!
The shaft inside the turbo has completely snapped.
So that explains where the oil is coming from,
but the turbo’s main job is to compress the air
going into the engine.
So if that air isn’t getting compressed,
this engine cannot run.
We’re stuck at anchor until we’ve fixed the problem.
We’re going to look at the new water toys.
Wow.
[laughing]
What are we thinking?
Well, Marnie is wanting to take the kayak out.
All right, let’s launch this kayak, ladies.
- Oh, no! - Synchronized paddling.
There we go. Left, right.
Oh, no, brother.
There goes Ken.
I hope you guys put sunscreen on the top of your heads.
Found the problem.
So that gets driven by the exhaust,
and that’s just all connected there.
It’s snapped right there.
Okay, so for sure we need a turbo no matter what.
When dealing with the after-cooler issue,
we realized that there was a huge shortage
of Caterpillar parts in the world at the moment.
We know we need, like, either a partial or full rebuild kit.
Nothing.
So I’m fearing the worst when we’ve got to try source a turbo.
If we can’t get that, the season’s over.
I’ll start calling around to see
if I can find a replacement turbo.
Um, Jim.
Yes, love.
For dinner, like, how’s 8:00?
- Let’s play with that. - Great.
- Thank you, Daisy. - You’re welcome.
[bleep]
So I imagine we can go downstairs,
put a little more pressure on the people
to get the hell out of here.
Is it fixed yet? Is it fixed yet?
Come on.
Traditional Sardinian.
It’s gonna be delicious.
The dinners we’re aiming for past 8:00.
It’s just an Italian dinner.
Maybe we could do a few shells and stuff.
Yeah.
How are you guys doing on drinks?
I think I’m good.
Okay.
Come on! Don’t play with me.
Stop it!
Okay.
[laughing]
Anyone else?
Okay. Here we go, baby.
C30 turbo.
I’m gonna go change. Get ready.
Okay. Let’s go get ready for dinner.
How soon can we get it here?
By tomorrow?
This is all great news.
Sometimes you get lucky.
And thank God, this is one of those times.
Perfetto. Grazie.
Let’s keep going. Let’s solve this problem.
Yeah, baby.
Looks like he’s already got the part in his hands
and now he’s working on getting it on
a flight tomorrow morning.
[bleep], yes.
Hopefully it’s all gonna work out.
Good work, there, Cap.
By the way, I was thinking about the timing for dinner,
as in trying to get, like courses out quicker.
Yeah.
Um, are we gonna do, because it’s a Sardinian feast.
Oh, do you want to do it family style?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Girls, girls. You can get changed really quick.
Bro. I’m gonna warn you.
About to take some pre-workout.
I’m not gonna be able to shut the [bleep] up
- for the next two, three hours. - Okay.
Is your zipper all zipped up?
Let me see.
Yep.
Okay.
Chase, will you and Lucy, lead yoga in morning?
What exactly do you want it set up?
- Where are the mats? - The mats are in the laz.
Lucy, what’s the plan for yoga in the morning?
We’re just doing it together.
Yeah, like you do it and I’ll, you take it.
I think I could pretty much BS it and lead it,
lead us through 30 minutes of it.
All right. That’s definitely ready.
The stall is ready. The octopus is ready.
The chicken’s ready. Everything’s ready.
Proving that I can be ready on time.
Whenever you’re ready, if you’d like to take a seat.
Madison and Lucy, come up to the salon, please.
Scoot over by Chris.
Off, off, off.
Oh.
For being stranded, it wasn’t a terrible day.
- Okay, we can go. - Can take the chicken first.
Cheffy, fix your hair.
Oh, sh--.
Oh, yeah!
That’s going to be my favorite right there.
- Hello. - Hello.
So tonight we have local octopus,
oregano lemon baked chicken,
and then we have some local fregola
with clams and shrimp.
Oh yeah. I’m not going to fit in this shirt tomorrow.
- Looks amazing. - That looks spectacular.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
This is to fixing this boat tomorrow
and getting out to sail.
The boat breaks down two times out of four trips.
It’s probably time for a new boat.
Ching-ching on that one.
Who’s the most important person
in the back of the house restaurant?
- Chef. - No.
It’s the dishwasher.
She does nice work, doesn’t she?
That is so incredible.
I think this is amazing.
I think it’s delicious.
- Are they happy out there? - Yeah.
- They’re very happy. - Awesome.
- Wee! - Cool.
Daisy and Ileisha have taken on board
everything I’ve pointed out.
They’re making an effort to make sure
that they don’t make those mistakes.
And I’m noticing a big improvement.
Killing it, huh?
If I think I’m killing it, then does that mean I’m killing it?
- Yeah. - No.
[laughing]
You should just wipe the shower with the dirty towel.
- Oh. True. - It dries quicker.
Love your traditional Sardinian attire.
It’s the best I could find on short notice.
I like it. It looks good.
Traditional Elton John.
Wow.
I clean the pots. I clean the pans.
I clean, I clean. I clean. I clean.
Oh, that was spectacular.
You all finished?
- Yes. - Thank you.
That was so good, you guys. Wow.
- I’m going to bed. - I’m racing ya.
That was a wonderful evening.
- Good night. - Thank you.
I think I’m going to go to bed.
Okay.
Good night, kids.
Don’t do anything you can’t do on a bicycle.
Yo.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Gary wants you to blade that teak above
the tender garage because they’re doing yoga there
- in the morning. - Yes, sir.
Coming from smaller boats,
I’m not used to having to clean things over and over again
just for it to get dirty before the sun even comes up.
Oops.
The work that we do on a super yacht
is a little counterproductive.
Night shift sucks.
[alarm sounds]
- There he is. - There he is.
What’s popping?
- I did the foredeck for you. - Everything’s clean?
- Everything. - I’ll be back this afternoon.
Several hours.
Beautiful morning.
Be nice to sail.
- Good morning. - Good morning, love.
Do you need anything?
If you could round up some coffee, that would be awesome.
Perfect.
Cleaned everything, my ass.
This is definitely not the first time
I’m picking up the slack for Alex.
This should have been done last night.
---ing body paint.
It’s all done.
If Gary’s looking at the boat and goes, yeah man,
it looks terrible, I’m going to look
like an asshole and I’m not taking the fall for that. Sorry.
- How about right there? - Yeah.
Señor, do we have good news?
Yeah, yeah. It’s on its way already.
- [bleep] yeah. - Chase.
What the [bleep] are you going to do?
I got a little sequence on my phone.
Okay.
Yoga. Yogis.
It’s not a medium t-shirt.
There is. There’s Alex and Glenn’s.
- Namaste everyone. - All right.
So we got some mats and some towels for you.
Awesome.
That’s a large. That’s Chase’s.
This morning is beautiful.
Let’s take a moment and just be in it. Yeah?
So if you don’t mind, let’s close your eyes
and just be aware of the surroundings.
Focus on some deep breaths. Yeah?
In through the nose.
Look at the surroundings.
We’re going to have a busy day of water sports,
drinking, all the fun.
Just take a moment to just soak it in
or laugh at me, whatever you like.
I’m just going to find my zen, one sec.
The guests just want to do a bit of stretching.
They’re not expecting a masterclass in yoga.
Open up in the hips, in the groin
and pull those lats forward.
Arch your back. Push your glutes back.
Whose idea was this?
Shoulders strong. Eyes up.
Arch that back. That lower back.
This is cringing me out.
You’re going to grab the inside of your feet.
Oh, God!
Work yourself to the back of the mat.
And when you open up, pull those feet apart, yeah?
Lucy and I are not pornographic enough to do this.
Jim, focus on relaxing your mouth.
Oh my God.
Coming up...
Thank you very much. Colin?
Got parts here, brother.
Glenn, Glenn. We’re ready to fire up.
- I thought it was fun. - You did great.
That was very good, Chase.
- Namaste. - Namaste.
- Have a great morning. - Namaste.
Madison, when you’re ready,
you’re going to start doing cabins.
Okay.
- Oh, they look pretty. - Thank you.
I’m flying through this feast.
- Morning, brü. - What’s up?
Can I speak to you about the boat this morning?
Yeah. Yeah, it looks like sh--, eh?
Look at the anchor pockets.
This should get rinsed at night.
100%. That’s... we’re just speaking about that.
If it’s cool with you, I’m just going to speak with him
about it myself.
No, I’ll have a chat to him, brü.
Thank you, brother.
- Now, I look like a big fat ----ing asshole.
Would you like me to start serving breakfast?
That would be ideal.
- Are you going up? - Yeah.
Hot, hot, hot.
Let’s get ready to rumble.
So here we’ve got vanilla mascarpone crepes.
- Oh, crepes. - There you go.
Oh, thank you very much.
- How’s your crepe? - Amazing.
This is good news here, guys.
There it is. Dun duh dun!
Run, Chase! Run!
Guess what we’re going to do today, kids?
- We’re going to sail. - Yeah, baby!
- This is so good. - Good.
- Colin? - Yep.
Have parts here, brother.
Yo!
If there was a day to be sailing, today is the day.
Look at this. Look at this wind.
Ooh, baby.
I might have to put shorts on.
I need to shower.
- Are they happy? - Very.
You caught it!
We got to put this up.
Is that Jim?
Yes.
That is so gross.
[laughing]
- Hey. - What is this?
[laughing]
Have you seen it?
That’s actually for you.
- Can you hoist this? - God, that is horrible.
Thank you.
Glenn, Glenn, Colin.
We’re ready to fire up.
Let’s do it.
Are you free to look out the exhaust?
I’m going to go down there with my radio.
Now the new turbo is installed, it’s time to test it.
So we’re going to have to run the engine,
let it heat up,
then burn off all of the loose oil inside the exhaust system.
We’re going to test the engine.
It’s going to be a little smoky back here,
but you should be fine.
Once that’s burnt off, if there’s no more smoke,
we know we fixed the problem.
And we can set sail again.
Fingers crossed, man.
[engine revving]
Okay. There’s definitely some smoke coming out now.
Whoo.
Yeah, copy, cap.
[alarm blaring]
We got a smoke alarm in the laz.
Smoke alarm in the laz.
Can someone just check that? There’s fire alarms go off.
Okay. You can mute it. There’s no fire in the laz.
It’s just the smoke getting sucked back in.
Okay. Copy.
I don’t know if it’s me,
but it seems like the level of smoke
has definitely dropped off.
Probably still a little bit to burn off.
You guys are unbelievable.
- Well... - No, seriously.
So far, that’s good news.
Everything down here is amazing.
No oil, no exhaust anywhere.
Dude, that’s great news.
So if you’re cool,
I’m gonna throttle back and we’ll get sails up.
Yeah, copy that.
So are we done? Leaky, leaky.
All the oil, or can we leave now?
I would fully stow because this looks like good news.
- And we’re gonna sail hard. - Okay.
Okay, Gary, I’m coming ahead. I’m coming ahead.
Anchor’s home. Anchor’s home.
Okay.
It’s pretty crazy to have
two massive unrelated engine failures
in such a short time.
Batting down the hatches, we’re going sailing.
I’ve got my fingers crossed
that we’ve gotten our bad luck out of the way
so we can give Jim and his gang a monumental sail.
We’re going sailing. We’re going sailing.
Let’s go ahead to wind and start raising sails.
- Chase? - Mizzen.
There it goes.
Hold. You’re good, captain.
Thanks, mate.
I want to get the main up.
Hold. Hold.
Okay, Chase, I’m going to come out on the genoa.
Here we go, baby.
Okay.
Seems to be holding steady.
- Here we go. - Yay.
[bleep]
Oh, my God.
[bleep]!
- Yeah, baby. - Thank you, Colin.
---ing beautiful.
It’s all on Colin.
[giggling] [bleep] yeah!
Crazy.
This is awesome.
What are you doing, Marnie?
Admiring the flag.
Oh, my heavens!
What in the hell is going to wrong with you?
Wow.
How can you not love that?
Next, on "Below Deck Sailing..."
Here we are again at the Big Jim talent Show.
[laughing]
Yeah.
I moved my tits as well.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
The boat looked like absolute sh-- this morning.
- You’re serious. - Yeah, bro.
Chase, he was----ing livid.
He thought you were just sitting doing [bleep] all
- the whole night. - Damn.
I don’t know why Chase is attacking me behind my back.
What is this guy’s deal?
Can we drink tequila between your boobies tonight?
Shut the [bleep] up.
I can’t do this sh-- with this.
It was a joke.