Everything'’s clean. Everything.
This is definitely not the first time
I'’m picking up the slack for Alex.
Can I speak to you about the boat this morning?
Yeah, it looks like sh--.
I'’m not taking the fall for that. Sorry.
If it'’s cool with you, I'’m just going to speak with him
about it myself.
Tell me what happened with you and Madison.
Did you sleep with her?
- No. - Why are you smiling like that?
I don'’t know.
It'’s because it's weird that I'’m talking to you
about hooking up with someone else.
She doesn'’t want me.
It'’s just she doesn't want anyone else to have me.
Good chat.
Hey, Glenn.
That'’s my favorite duo.
They would like a seafood-palooza
- followed by a talent show... - [bleep] that.
Number two.
I'’d like to welcome you all to Italy.
Time to sail.
What the [bleep]?
Hang on, hang on.
Glenn, we got smoke pluming out of the engine.
All the temperatures and everything are normal.
I found the problem.
- It'’s snapped right there. - It'’d be nice to sail.
Colin. Have parts here, brother.
Yoo!
We'’re ready to fire up.
There'’s no more smoke. We know we'’ve fixed the problem.
The level of smoke has definitely dropped off.
I'’m going to throttle back and we'’ll get sails up.
Batting down the hatches, we'’re going sailing.
I'’m going to come out on the genoa.
Here we go, baby.
[bleep]
Oh, my God.
Hopefully, this is the last hurdle.
Yeah, baby!
Thank you, Colin.
Here we go. Sailing.
- Yeah! - Woo!
- Finally! - Oh!
Sh--.
This is long, long overdue.
We'’re sailing.
Oh, my God.
Oh, [bleep]. This opened.
[bleep].
Oh, my God.
Now we'’re cooking.
It'’s intense, huh?
Now we'’re really cranked over.
[snoring]
Now that is badass right there.
- Oh, [bleep]! - Oh my God.
Everything down here is amazing.
Dude, that'’s great news.
Yeah, that'’s true.
It'’s all on Colin.
Parsifal has really been giving us a run
for our money this season.
So I'’m happy that we were able to get a frickin'’ turbo
and solve that problem.
I wish we could do this for hours, bro.
Tell me about it. We were flying.
I don'’t think I've ever had this much engine trouble
with guests on board in my career.
Hopefully it'’s the last, knock on wood.
Yeah, baby.
Whoo.
We'’re going to do this tack,
and then we'’re going to go anchor you guys.
I don'’t know.
Chase, get ready.
We'’re going to drop the main.
Coming down.
Go, Tigers.
[laughing]
- Yeah, that looks good, Glenn. - Yeah?
I'’m going to go down, too.
- Dropping to two. - Copy that.
Copy.
You guys had a good bite?
Yeah, that'’s like a very good bite.
Excellent, we'’re done. Thank you.
That was a good sail.
That was a really good sail.
Alrighty, time to have some fun.
Um, sorry, Colin.
I know you don'’t.
- What'’s your talent? - Don'’t talk to me about it.
Are you guys talking talent show?
I'’ll crack some jokes. That'’s all I can do.
How the [bleep] are we supposed to top last year'’s talent show?
[shouting]
♪ Rick and Veronica are laid-back ♪
♪ But they'’re probably freaks in the sack ♪
[shouting]
I'’m not sure what Jim is expecting this year,
but, like, I'’m a very talentless person.
I'’ll make up a song in, like, the next hour.
[laughing]
But you'’re Mr. Amazing, apparently.
You can do it all.
According to everyone.
- Whoo! - Oh, careful.
Copy.
Can I help you with anything else?
No, no, no, that'’s okay. Thank you.
You'’re welcome.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Do you need anything? - Oh, I need so many things.
- Mental therapy. - Therapy.
Mental therapy.
Chase, do you mind if I have a seat while you'’re setting up?
No, please, go ahead.
Please, if you could do that fridge,
and dishwasher can probably go on as well.
You want to start with the e-foil?
Yeah, we'’ll go with the e-foil.
Look at everything, bro.
Chase came in and complained to me.
And he'’s like, I'm going to speak to Alex.
I'’m like, no, you're not.
On the first day, I said, leave the boat,
how you want the boat to be left to you.
The more you do the less he'’s got to do.
And it'’s going to work in your favor
for when he'’s on night watch.
All right. I think I'’m pretty good.
Well, he didn'’t----ing rinse anywhere.
No one'’s ever told him that he'’s done something wrong.
- No. - He'’s too good-looking.
Far too good-looking, yeah.
And what the hell are we going to do about this talent show?
I'’ll move my ears if you want.
I'’ll move my tits as well.
- Shut up. - Yeah.
I dare you.
I'’m going to have to.
We have, like, two talents between all of us.
Do you think you'’re ready?
- So... - I'’m nervous.
Oh, that'’s fine.
The four of us could do Irish.
You could teach us.
The pure basics are you stick your thumbs in here
and you go like this.
Always have your toes pointed.
Well, that'’s country dance.
It goes like this, like that.
You can, like, dance around each other like that.
Damn, I feel like a horse.
I wasn'’t good at Irish dancing when I was 12,
and I can tell you I'’m sure is not----ing good at it now.
But that'’s okay. I'’m a team player.
So we need to come up with some sort of routine,
just, like, two minutes long.
I should sell tickets for this sh--.
Marnie'’s going to Cuba.
This is the day I wish I would have brought my drone.
So I could go see the look on her face.
She'’s getting up.
There she goes. Yeah!
Toppled again.
Yeah, this is what I worry about.
It'’s Marnie losing the foil.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Of course.
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
- Doing good. - Yeah?
You know what you'’re doing for your talent?
Nothing.
You do that all day long.
[laughing]
Oh, sh--.
Oh, great.
Marnie'’s coming back without a bottom again.
Is there specific things that I have to have in the palooza
or is it just, like, seafood-bonanza?
No, I think it'’s just overwhelmed with seafood.
- I'’m going to go shower. - Are you?
I want to do, like, grilled lobster with tarragon butter.
- Yeah. - And I'’ve got scallops.
And then I'’m going to make a paella.
Nice.
And then I'’m going to make lobster mac and cheese.
- Yeah. - God damn.
What are you doing?
Waiting to see if the wind will die down for a second
so I can swap this.
- Who put this up? - Me.
Because the other one had broken.
I was going to say. Bowline, impressive.
Oh, I thought you were going to give me a sh-- about it.
The situation with Alex leaving the boat in a poor condition
is a tough one for me.
- Did you get some sleep? - Oh, yeah.
It slept pretty well.
It'’s frustrating that Gary doesn'’t want me
to go directly to Alex.
And I don'’t really agree with that
because it makes me look like a tattletale.
And that'’s not my intention.
I might have to wait till the wind dies down to do this.
You want to come down here, Alex?
Yeah.
Um, what happened last night, bro?
What do you mean?
The boat looked like absolute sh-- this morning.
- You'’re serious? - Yeah, bro.
I spent like six hours on it.
What looked like sh-- this morning?
Okay.
That one I forgot.
Scuppers, everything, bro.
Glenn commented on the fly bridge also.
- The boat looked like sh--. - Damn.
I just think it was very unfair on Chase
for you to leave the boat like that.
No, absolutely.
I know it wasn'’t your intention.
Absolutely.
Because he was claiming laziness.
And I'’m like, no, Alex isn't that lazy, so I don'’t think so.
- Really? - Yeah.
Can I speak to you about the boat this morning?
Yeah. Yeah, it looks like sh--.
If it'’s cool with you,
I'’m just going to speak with him about it myself.
No, I'’ll speak with him. You don'’t.
- I'’ll do that. - Thank you, brother.
That'’s honestly like - ing shocking.
He thought you were just sitting
doing [bleep] all the whole night.
So he was----ing livid.
And then he'’s like [bleep] this.
- Damn. - Yeah.
The boat looks like sh--.
for you to leave the boat like that.
No, absolutely.
I know it wasn'’t your intention.
Because he was claiming laziness.
And I'’m like, no, Alex isn'’t that lazy.
Really?
He thought you were just sitting doing [bleep] all
the whole night. So he was----ing livid.
[belches]
- That'’s the end of it. - Yeah.
Won'’t happen again, sorry to talk to you about that.
[bleep] me, seriously?
I feel like I'’m working really, really hard.
So I don'’t really know why Chase is attacking me behind my back.
Throw this in the dishwasher?
If you'’re upset about things, Chase,
it'’s like come talk to me.
I mean, what is this guy'’s deal?
- Good night, Chase. - Good night, my friend.
My bad about the boat this morning.
That'’s okay.
I thought I spent so much time cleaning it.
A lot of it was looking really good,
but there were a couple things.
Okay. Yeah. I'’ll be more thorough tonight.
All right. Thanks, man.
You got it.
I better go and relay dinner time.
- 8:30. - Okay, 8:30.
So we'’ll get the rest of them lobster now.
What are we doing tonight, Dais?
We have got the seafood-palooza.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
A seafood-palooza is perfect
because seafood is my secret weapon,
so I'’m making a family-style seafood feast.
Fresh oysters, whole-baked snapper,
fresh fish and grilled prawns.
I'’m going to smash it.
It'’s going to be crazy.
Honestly, nothing has put me under stress
like coming up with a talent.
- You good, Homes? - Fantastic.
Gucci, man.
- Oh, nice. - Oh, nice.
You'’re so stupid. It'’s unreal.
The feeling'’s not mutual.
I don'’t think you're stupid.
You went to college and stuff.
Semi.
What'’d you up to? Come hang.
Sounds like you'’re busy.
No, no, no, no, no. I'’m never too busy for you.
You know you'’re gorgeous, eh?
What do you want to speak about?
Now that we'’ve hooked up twice,
I just wanted to know what you went out of it.
Um...
If you want a casual hookup, by all means,
I'’m all down for that.
I'’m fine with that.
See how you flirt with everyone else?
I'’m not flirting. I can'’t hold Alex's hand?
- Mmm-mm. - No.
To me, that'’s very friendly. That'’s not, like, intimate.
I think a hug'’s friendly as opposed to interlocked fingers.
But anyway...
I don'’t know Gary'’s expectations,
but I like to enjoy myself.
And just because we hooked up,
that doesn'’t necessarily mean
now we'’re settling down for life.
Okay, so moving forward...
Sorry, I'’m a----ing bitch.
I don'’t want anyone to, like, hinder me.
I'’ll flirt with Alex if I want to.
Tell me what to do, I'’ll tell you to [bleep] off.
- Good chat. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keyboard.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Bye.
Do you have any idea about dinner times?
- 8:30. - Cool.
Veronica.
Excuse me. Sorry.
- Delivery. - Oh, thank you.
Might shower just to wet my hair down again.
I know. I think I'’m gonna go get ready.
I don'’t have any talents.
Yeah, give me some lyrics.
This is what I got so far.
His hair looks like spaghetti? Come on, man!
What the [bleep]?
How do you rhyme something with deckie?
[vocalizing]
[bleep] man, these keys are for kids.
We'’re in trouble here, brother.
Ileisha, all I have.
Maybe I can do the lobster dish on that.
Yeah, you can definitely use it.
Not my problem.
Oh, honey, you look really nice in there.
Wow.
I'’ll see you up there.
How are we doing?
I'’m doing pretty good.
Looking at plating everything in ten.
Does this make my butt look fat?
Or does my fat butt make my fat butt look fat?
If you would all like to take your seat,
I think dinner'’s gonna be ready in a moment.
Yay!
Put some pants, on, Gary!
[grunts]
Okay, I'’ve asked them to seat.
Copy that.
Would you prefer wine or...
I'’ll do a Manhattan.
See now, don'’t move. See?
See, why do you just...
I don'’t...
- It freaks you out. - I hate when you do that!
Every time it freaks you out.
Okay, go.
It'’s starting.
Oh, my goodness.
- Lobsters. - Wow.
That'’s good to go.
First one looks good.
We gotta bring it over so I can take the picture.
- Of course, of course. - And then you can move it.
- Oh, yes. - Oh!
Hi, everybody.
Hello.
Okay, so Greek salad,
some bacon crumbed scallops.
We have some lobster mac and cheese with fresh truffle.
Are you kidding?
And we have some grilled lobster with caramelized lemon sauce.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Lobster mac and cheese? - Oh, yeah.
All right. Bon appetit.
Bon appetit. Wow!
It looks great. Well done.
- Happy? - Happy. Yeah.
She is pretty amazing.
That might be the best scallop I'’ve ever...
That was really good.
So what do you think is gonna happen
at the talent show this evening?
Somebody'’s gonna win.
Should that go to the loser or the winner?
Exactly.
If you have any costumes, leave them in the bridge.
so you can get changed real quick.
I'’m going to get changed now.
Okay.
You want blue or pink?
No, they'’re tiny. My ass is gonna be out.
I'’m over it. Let'’s go do a talent show.
They'’re gonna see me.
They'’re gonna see me run down the side.
I'’ve had no time to practice, but I think I'’ll be okay.
mines the bit part.
I don'’t have a lot of displayable talents.
I'’m good at like painting houses, I'’m great in bed.
But nobody wants to see that in the main salon.
[whistles]
Oh, [bleep], no pressure or anything.
Coming up...
Oh, sh--!
we'’re touching on starboard and port.
If I get ground lines stuck under the rudder,
I can do a lot of damage with this boat.
Oh, God.
Are you guys ready?
I am ready for some entertainment.
Come on, let'’s go.
Who'’s first?
Yeah, woo!
[cheering]
Here we are again at the second annual Big Jim talent show.
Deja vu.
I'’m just gonna warm you guys up with a little joke.
So I went to the zoo last week,
and all they had was one fluffy little dog.
It was a shih tzu.
[laughing]
Shih tzu.
Bring it to me. Bring it to me.
Yeah!
Oh my God.
Is that even a talent? Like I can do it too.
I'’d rate it double D's.
I'’ve never seen that.
Stronger than steel, hotter than the sun.
You all love Jim, and he thinks he'’s number one.
[bleep]
[laughing]
Keep going, yeah!
Yay!
Last year, we did a song about you guys.
So this year, we'’re gonna do a song about the crew.
I love it.
Yeah!
♪ Gary is the first mate
♪ There'’s no girl he won'’t date ♪
♪ Mads is the stewardess She drinks and she'’s a mess ♪
♪ Thanks for joining us
♪ It'’s great to have you back ♪
♪ Please keep your clothes on, Jim ♪
♪ No one wants to see you crack ♪
[laughing, cheering]
Well done!
I am so proud of our team.
We are the most talentless bunch.
Except for Colin'’s Song.
He'’s so cute.
Wow.
No, wait, I think we have to pick a wiener.
I kept the score.
And Colin and Alex took it by one point.
[cheering]
Nice job, crew.
- You wanna have a chat? - Yeah.
I'’ll be out there.
You'’re going to bed at a reasonable hour.
I know, how nice.
- That'’s exciting. - I'’m so excited.
The only problem is Glenn comes out and Glenn'’s like,
"the boat looks like sh--."
- Damn. - And I feel like an ass.
Damn, I really took my time.
I'’m not the kind of guy to, like,
be pissed about some dumb sh-- like that.
- Chase was----ing livid. - Really?
He thought you were just sitting
doing [bleep] all the whole night.
I know you'’re not trying to screw me.
I fully believe you, bro.
I [bleep] wouldn'’t even, bro.
- We'’re chilling. - Word.
From what I can tell,
either Chase isn'’t that fired up about it
or maybe Gary was instigating some drama.
Is there anything additional tonight?
- No. - All right.
It just seems like somebody'’s not telling the truth.
Just make sure the boat'’s clean tomorrow morning, okay?
Yeah, I think I got this this time.
I'’ve got faith in you, bru.
- All right, I'’m going to bed. - Goodnight.
- See you tomorrow.
- Thanks for today. - Yeah, no worries.
See you in the morning.
Are you frickin'’ kidding me, man?
Goodnight.
You too.
So much fun.
Ugh.
There we go.
Perfect.
[alarm blares]
Good morning, buddy.
How was your night?
I'’m didn't stop moving, man.
The boat should be perfect.
Tag, you'’re out.
Morning, Dais. In a good mood?
- Huh? - Yeah.
- Did you have fun last night? - Yeah.
The talent show was awesome.
It was a fun night, huh?
Drop off day!
Yay.
The boat looks good this morning. I'’m happy.
Sh--, Alex, good job.
- Did you sleep? - No.
Really, why?
I don'’t know. I woke up every hour.
[barking]
Oh, my God.
[laughing]
Oh my God, Jim!
What'’s going to happen tonight, sea dog?
Everyone'’s ready for some carnage.
If you want to sit down for breakfast,
- we will come up. - Yes, it'’s time for breakfast.
I'’m going to have a chat with Mads tonight
and see where I stand.
I don'’t think she takes me seriously, to be honest.
The more she keeps pushing you away,
the----ing harder you'’re going to come at it.
So badly.
Sh--, it just doesn'’t seem like that'’s going to happen.
Are you being serious when you say that?
Dead serious. You are, bro.
[bleep] man.
I think Gary'’s all talk, basically.
I'’ve heard all of this before.
What we'’re dealing with is a stage five clingage.
How does it feel to have some competition?
- From Alex? - How'’s the ego holding up?
Oh, he'’s fine. My ego'’s been strong.
Mads isn'’t just completely giving in
to all of his shenanigans.
It'’s kind of funny.
Yeah, I'’m not going to hook up with another chick.
No, [bleep] you.
If you had to send one of the crew members
to exile island and replace them with me,
who would it be?
And I am not doing that.
Colin, Colin, Colin, Glenn.
We could fire up whenever you'’re ready.
Copy that.
Oh.
I don'’t want it to go on your sausage.
[laughing]
I knew as soon as that came out of my mouth.
Oh, my God.
Gary, start picking up the anchor.
Copy.
Yeah, everything'’s good down here.
- Thank you. - [whistles]
Everyone finished?
That'’s us coasting.
Woo! Breakfast done.
Great.
They'’re kicking us off and we'’re not even packed.
I know Daisy doesn'’t want me to leave.
She told me, secretly, in my dreams.
Colin, are you doing the anchor?
I'’ll round up the troops.
We got a boat on both sides, I think, Colin.
Whoa.
Alex, help me switch some of the fenders to the other side.
We got a boat on both sides.
What do you want me to do with the tender?
Might have to jump in it.
Copy.
I think we'’re going to have to shuffle our stern in.
These guys look pretty close together.
Yeah.
I think we'’re going to be touching the whole way down.
Hey, Daisy, can you please come out with the girls
to watch fenders?
Copy. We'’re coming.
Boy, that is tight.
- Is it always this tight? - No.
This is the first time that we'’ve had
any really big neighbors on both sides.
Glenn, you got about a meter and a half clearance on port.
I can do a lot of damage with this boat.
If I get ground lines stuck under the rudder,
I'’m going to be pulling these guys into me.
Half a meter clearance on each side.
If I push in too fast or too hard,
I can pop their stern lines.
Focus is absolutely critical.
1-5 to stop, 1-5 to stop.
And we'’re touching on starboard and port.
It'’s a tight fit, man.
Move one of those most forward fenders and bring them back.
Quick, Madison.
6 to stop.
Kick to starboard.
- Wait, wait. - What'’s happening?
Oh, God.
Oh!
Boy, that is tight.
We'’re touching on starboard and port.
It'’s a tight fit, man.
Move one of those most forward tenders and bring them back.
Quick, Madison.
Oh! Oh, God.
Backing our fat ass in.
Still two to stop, Glenn.
More here.
Are we having trouble fitting fenders in here?
Yeah.
We'’re almost 11 meters wide,
and it only looks about 9 and a half meters.
Can you thrust across and we'’ll get some fenders in there?
Please.
We know that'’s our berth for the summer,
so we can get everybody to shuffle over a little bit.
Additional fenders are in place on port side.
We'’re good to go.
I know how I can get my butt in there
and kind of wiggle my way in.
Glenn, we'’ve got about a meter to come back.
Coming back about a meter.
Easy. Slow speed.
Okay, Glenn. That'’s good, yeah.
Let'’s get the port one on.
Okay, Glenn. We'’re good at the back, yeah.
Colin, you can shut down whenever you'’re ready.
What, you couldn'’t afford a bigger dock?
- Everyone on the dock? - All right.
Zip up your pants, Veronica. Let'’s go.
You zip up your pants.
Mads, it was a great trip. Thank you.
We would have been seriously lost without you. You know that?
Thank you for being so amazing.
- Thank you. - And Gary.
Thank you for everything.
So, you know, it'’s a small tip.
It won'’t really go very far.
Oh, my God.
But, you know, it'’s all ones,
because I usually spend them at the strip bar.
So, farewell to you all,
and I love you is what I will say.
- Oh... - Stop!
- Thank you, Glenn. - Thanks again.
Thank you so much, man.
Thank you. Have a safe trip home.
We'’ll see you in Maui.
Bye, bye!
Where'’s my horn honk?
[horn blowing]
I miss them all already.
Shall we? Should we go change quickly?
- Time for work. - Rinse.
Make sure you get under the fenders.
All right?
You smelling what I'’m cooking?
Mm-hmm.
One roll of toilet paper and then toiletries.
And then towels.
Charter'’s done. Gonna get drunk.
Come on, babe. Let'’s take the trash out.
[bleep]
I'’ve got body wash coming at me the left, right and center.
Oh. Every time.
All crew, all crew.
Can I get everyone together in the saloon
for a tip meeting, please? Thank you.
Okay.
Just when you think we'’re about to have an easy charter
based on the guests,
you know, something can always go wrong.
Colin, never a dull moment.
Smoking engine, fire hazard,
but once again, you saved the charter, dude.
We were lucky.
Daisy and interior, it'’s fun to watch you guys gel,
I think it'’s a real testament to your leadership.
How do you feel service went on this charter?
As a team, I think we'’re pretty great.
I'’ve noticed a marked improvement, for sure.
Yeah.
Timings, I saw a big improvement.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, so the tip amount in US dollars, 27,500.
Woo!
And that works out in euros to
just shy of 2700 each in euros.
Whoa!
That'’s crazy.
Love them.
Plus, I am so happy
Glenn has started giving compliments to me,
but honestly, I'’m just so exhausted,
like, mentally and physically.
Oh!
Oh, well.
Yee-haw!
[laughing]
Oh, Lord.
Oh, girls, we need vacuum here, it'’s already mopped.
You'’re so bad, Mads.
You all right down there, sweet cheeks?
Yeah.
♪ Daisy, Daisy, Daisy
♪ Daisy, Daisy, Daisy ♪
My feet smell like sh--.
All good in the hood.
Men are dogs.
That'’s----ing ridiculous.
No, just you.
Mmm. Wow
Mmm. Mmm.
It'’s going down!
Meet me in the stern!
We'’re getting drunk.
Ready? Go.
Come on, cheffy.
No!
Should we have a quick shot?
All right, you'’re next. I'’ll fill it up for you.
Gary.
Yes?
Are there any men left with any balls in this world?
No, clearly not, bru. I'’ve only got half a ball.
You'’re not going to funnel this beer out of this?
No.
Please!
- ing hell, Chase. - Let'’s go!
ing yeah. Rockin'’ like it's hot.
Grr! I don'’t know how I feel about Chase, to be honest.
I think he tries far too hard.
He'’s done it.
Not a drop spilt.
Why is he screaming? Can we make him stop?
Yeah!
- Chest bump. - Okay.
I don'’t know how to do that.
[bleep] yeah, America.
We'’re doing boys and girls, huh?
Whoa!
Okay, let'’s change it up. I'’m coming with you, ladies.
What an asshole.
Cheers, girlies.
[gasps]
Ah!
Chase. Out of all the girls, who would you want to bang?
Cheffy, but she'’s got a boyfriend, and I respect that.
That was unexpected.
- Are you feeling better? - Yeah.
Just got a little wave again.
Keep drinking that.
Yeah, but Lucy got some tig old bitties, though.
[laughing]
Before this season is over,
I'’m going to boob-luge some tequila
through her tig old bitties.
Seems like tonight'’s the night.
Maybe.
Do you want to know what we actually say, guys?
- Yes. - Okay.
So what we'’re saying is, everybody loves Daisy to bits,
but as much as I'’d love to----ing go there,
I'’m very scared of Daisy.
I don'’t want to get on her wrong side.
Oh, my God.
Yeah!
All right, Ileisha.
Everyone just says why does she have a boyfriend?
Perhaps Gary'’s in there setting us up with the other chicks.
- I doubt it. - Uh, yeah.
He'’s a selfless human being.
Completely.
I really wish Gary hadn'’t opened his----ing mouth.
Called me a bloke. She said she'’s un----able,
and then she said she'’s got a boyfriend,
and you cockblocked her.
Yes, Lucy!
So what, what do you want us to do?
Yes, and what do you want us to do?
Now I literally want to [bleep] you all
now that I know I'’m un----able.
Baby. Why am I here?
Guys, I'’m coming!
- Oh, my God! Gary! - Are you kidding?
Now I literally want to [bleep] you all
now that I know I'’m un----able.
Why am I here?
Guys, I'’m coming!
No! Oh my God!
Gary, that'’s not funny.
We'’re in a----ing main road.
I'’m not going to go anywhere.
Stop.
Oh!
All the guys want to [bleep] Daisy,
and I might have said that myself, too.
Stop talking.
I don'’t care about some hillbilly
and long haired guy anyway.
I feel like you made all the girls feel worse.
All right!
Okay, I literally am going to pee my pants.
You ready, little----ing pumpkin pie-headed mother?
- Ditch the boys. - Yeah, I know.
How cute is this restaurant? I can'’t even deal.
At least you look great, though.
- How'’s your ride? - Not good.
What did you do?
Oh, they asked me what we spoke about in the van,
and clearly what I said was not a compliment to any of them.
Wait, wait, wait. What?
- Thanks, Chase. - You'’re very welcome.
They asked me what we think about the girls,
and I said, Daisy, all guys would love to [bleep] you,
but they'’re too scared of you.
You said that?
You just ditched the boys,
I ratted on you.
Yeah, I did. I did.
What did you say?
Now the boys don'’t like me, the girls don'’t like me.
This is a direct violation of BroCode rule number one.
Don'’t tell the girls what you said about them.
Hello?
Are you offended by anything Gary said?
He says everyone hates him.
What did he say?
What a----ing leper.
Mads was cock-blocked.
Ileisha'’s fit, but she'’s got a boyfriend.
Hey.
How are you feeling? Here, sit down.
No, I think I need to use the bathroom.
I need to be sick.
He said that, we all said that.
Yeah, that'’s just the generalization.
He'’s not going to say everything you guys said, obviously.
[vomiting]
Oh, my God.
Daisy kept the most, but I couldn'’t give a [bleep].
I'’m going to go sit down.
It'’s just kind of sh--.
- How? - He'’s being a----ing gossip.
What?
Yeah, apparently he does.
He said that I called you ugly.
We talked about boob-luges and redneck sh--.
Can we drink tequila between your boobies tonight?
Shut the [bleep] up.
On my mother and my father'’s life,
you will never, ever get between them.
Let me rephrase. Let me rephrase.
Can we please drink tequila?
Ew, Chase. You'’re actually - ing being, like...
Chase needs to chill.
When he'’s drunk, he's loud,
and sober Chase understands his limit of...
No, he doesn'’t.
Find someone else with tits, because it'’s not me, boy.
Running about this. Bring it down about this.
Tonight'’s going to be a night.
It'’s already.
Okay, then, what would you like to eat?
Can I have the mozzarella with tomatoes?
The carne con verdure.
I, for one, am going to work on my Italian,
so I will have the gregliati mista di carne.
Cheers to the boys.
Because I'’m a bloke.
Cheers to the boys.
Oh, my God.
You were to me.
Whoa, look at those mussels.
Are you okay?
I'’m so sorry you're feeling sick.
I'’m going to go home.
You guys stay, don'’t worry.
Have a good time.
I'’ll let you know when I make it back.
I hope you have an awesome night.
Love you.
I feel so bad.
Yeah, baby.
Cheers to boobies.
I'’m not cheersing to that.
Chase, there is always a time and place.
That'’s what you need to learn, that is not the time or place.
Give me a break.
Lucy, I'’m like ten drinks deep.
Maybe I'’m the----ing asshole.
No one'’s saying you're a----ing asshole.
Don'’t put----ing words in my mouth or I don'’t get it.
Mads, man, I can'’t do this sh-- with this.
You'’re a----ing joke. You sat there calling me...
I'’ve never said that you were a----ing asshole.
If I said you were a----ing asshole,
I'’d say it to your----ing face.
It was a joke.
I mean, he is an asshole.
So----ing rude.
I'’ve never said that you were a----ing asshole.
If I said you were a----ing asshole,
I'’d say it to your----ing face.
It was a joke.
Some----ing joke.
You'’re a----ing asshole. I think you'’re an asshole.
I'’d say it to your face.
It was a----ing joke.
There'’s a time and a place for a joke.
Chase, and you need to learn the time and a----ing place.
I don'’t mean to laugh, but he's so----ing stupid. I can'’t.
I'’m not going to----ing say another word tonight.
Sit over with me and Alex, okay?
Everyone'’s forgiven Gary. Everyone'’s forgiven Chase.
No one'’s forgiven Lucy.
[bleep] off, Colin.
I'’m just so fed up with Chase. He'’s so annoying.
My name'’s Chase and I love boobs.
Let me do tequila shots from your tits.
What the [bleep], like?
Let'’s go. Come on.
These----ing chairs, man. It wasn'’t me.
What a night, huh?
Whatever they'’re saying about us, trust me,
I don'’t want to know.
Clearly, it'’s not. Chase is the best.
We all want to sleep with him.
[laughing]
If that was the case, I would want to know.
Everyone else is talking and he goes,
"let me do a tequila shot between your tits."
And I said, "eh?"
I'’m not in the mood for this right now.
ing Gary showed everyone his testicles.
Ah!
And they'’re all like, Gary'’s the best.
I----ing say one thing
and the chicks are throwing their chairs.
Yeah, you and Daisy have great boobs. Get over it.
You'’ll never see them.
[laughing]
Can you stop doing that right now?
Why are your lips blue?
Oh, it'’s the lipstick.
Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
Oh, thank God.
[snoring]
Oh, God.
What drink do you want?
I'’d love a margarita.
Tequila? That'’s first.
What was going through your head
when you jumped in the girls'’ van?
What was going through my head? Mads. Mads. Mads.
You know what? I know you don'’t even like Mads.
She'’s the one that gave you two seconds of her time
and you'’re like, oh, this is the one.
I kissed Mads in the car here and Daisy looked at me
as if I'’d just cheated on her.
But she told me to stay away from her this season.
And it'’s not a game for me.
I'’m----ing sick and tired of games, bru. Over it.
She said make me a margarita.
- Oh, sh--, okay. - I can do it.
No, should we go have a beer?
That'’s just really----ing weird and sticky in here.
I'’m going to go to bed, I reckon.
She loves me. She loves me.
ing time for bed.
Yeah, she'’s running to get me, everyone.
Shut the [bleep] up.
Chase is just about to pull his cover over
and go to sleep.
I'’m just sitting here so you guys don'’t give me sh--.
Your girlfriend'’s here.
Let'’s go say good night.
ing ridiculous.
Oh, my God.
I can tell you one thing
I'’m not going to----ing put up with tonight.
It'’s this sh--.
Shut up, Chase.
You can suck my dick, boss.
It'’s not happening tonight.
Depends on you.
Colin? It'’s very bad.
- Mads is in our cabin? - Yep.
I'’m not sleeping in the----ing cess pit.
Hell, we should go give him some sh--, though.
- Yeah. - Wee! Here we go.
Farquaad. Where you going, you----ing guy?
God, I feel like a little schoolboy.
Quick, Colin, to our cabin. Reclaim it.
We need to go to bed.
I'’ll take my drink. You take your drink.
I haven'’t seen him since you saw him outside the wheelhouse.
[bleep]
[Madison moans]
I guess I'’ll just go down to the master.
Is this an invasion of their privacy?
Of course it is.
[Madison moans]
Oh, sh--. Gary.
Gary, Gary, Gary.
Get the [bleep]...
[laughing]
Look at this.
Get the [bleep] out, Colin.
Mads, what'’s going on?
Oh, [bleep].
What the [bleep], why?
- Well, we found him. - All right, yeah.
ing A.
I'’m so sorry.
How----ing annoying.
Hey, that got----ing pretty crazy, huh?
I'’m just glad we got to the bottom of that.
Just [bleep] those guys.
I know. That took my boner away straight away.
No, you don'’t.
I'’m so confused right now.
Do you have a... [bleep], please stop this alarm.
Sure.
Gary... Why am I knocking?
Close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes.
Gary?
Where'’d Mads go?
She was pissed off?
Why? Because we'’d come in?
Oh, my bad.
What the [bleep]? Where did that come from?
[giggling]
[bleep] my life, bro.
Madison, why are you still here?
He'’s down there all, like, confused now.
Why don'’t you go back there and make them feel comfortable?
You'’re going to thank me later?
Am I going to thank you? No, I still----ing hate you.
Well, I'’m not involved in that.
I didn'’t do anything.
I hate Colin and Alex. [bleep] you.
Have the time of your life.
[moaning]