-Hi. -Hi.
-I’m Gary. -Nice to meet you.
-I’m Daisy.
-This is Colin. -How’s it going?
Hi, I’m Daisy.
I like a cheeky boy so I be more with Gary,
Colin, you just can’t get to know him.
He’s just so closed off.
I have a girlfriend so, obviously I’ve got
to live vicariously through Gary so I want
him to make some good decisions.
It’s fine, don’t be weird.
----ing grow up.
We’re going to spend the whole season not getting in.
Imagine being my girlfriend
and seeing me in a hot tub with you two girls.
Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.
Shut the ----ing song down.
Ow!
Let’s just have an orgy on board, except for Colin,
because he’s got a girlfriend.
I want to get a girlfriend. I want to have kids soon.
But I don’t like long distance, Dais.
So unless she’s a yachty...
I’m not going to get to an argument with this.
I’m not getting defensive, I’m saying that’s fine.
Everything I’m saying is I’ll work it out.
You just say, "you said" and putting words in my mouth.
You are.
Me and you one time in our life...
Have sex.
It’s time for bed.
I’m going to bed.
I think my relationship with Daisy has come a long way.
The sexual tension is undeniable.
Maybe one day...
No, no.
Ciao, Dais.
How’d it go with you and Madison?
Did you sleep with her?
-No. -Why are you smiling like that?
I don’t know, because it’s weird that I’m talking to you
about hooking up with someone else.
I’m this close to having a meltdown.
People can stop sitting up in the ----ing bridge
while we’re insanely busy.
-Doing a good job. -I’m tired.
Great chief stew.
If it weren’t for Colin, I would feel so alone.
Madison, why are you still here?
Have the time of your life.
[Madison moaning]
Daisy and I have always been flirty.
I’ve had girlfriends the last two seasons
so nothing was acted on or even really thought about.
In all honesty, I kind of feel like
it was a matter of time in some ways.
But yeah, it’s still surprising.
I don’t know what’s going through Daisy’s head right now
but I’m picking up what she’s putting down.
Morning.
Hmm?
Did you hook up with Daisy last night?
What? Who said that?
Rumor on the street.
Really?
What time is it? [bleep]
Like 20 past 9, brü.
[bleep]
Okay, I didn’t see that coming.
Mom and dad?
It’s that thank you, Jesus, breakfast.
Morning.
Thanks for coming into the cabin last night.
Get the [bleep]...
Get the [bleep] out, Colin
That’s a dick move, man.
----ing hell.
Was he?
To make sure we’re not coming back to the cabin
so he can hook up with Daisy, or?
Yeah.
Bro.
How are you?
The minute I met Colin two years ago,
I was like, oh, he’s hot.
But obviously I’ve never known Colin single either.
All seems okay in here, guys. Bye.
I mean, it was a good kiss.
I mean....
Yeah, there’s definitely a lot of sexual energy there.
Okay.
Morning, morning, morning.
Good morning, Lucy.
Morning.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Last night was a lot of fun, guys.
My head hurts.
It’s all I know.
-Do we all love each other? -Yes.
Are you for real?
Can we drink tequila between your boobies tonight?
Shut the [bleep] up.
Can we please drink tequila?
I can’t do this sh--. [bleep] this.
-Okay, bye. -See you, guys.
You can’t just [bleep] up and then try and talk to me.
He’s a ----ing wanker.
I know, I know. I know, I know.
Yeah, let’s just spread some soap.
We can go around tomorrow morning and vinegar chamois.
Oh, yeah, that fresh soap, though.
Huh?
I think I’m still drunk.
I went back with Gary and we just cuddled all night
and then like, yeah...
Yeah.
Gary and I are going to put the exhaust gaskets in now.
-Sweet. -Okay, let’s do this.
Still got a lot of stuff to keep an eye on with the engine.
We have some leaky gaskets.
Puss.
You guys remember the whole righty-tighty,
lefty-loosey thing, yeah?
[laughing]
We’ve got new insulation that’s not covered in oil.
Put that on.
Then we’re great, we’re golden.
-Ah! -Oh, might sh-- myself.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
What he’s telling me is there’s a green light,
but what his face is telling me is another thing.
But I feel like him and I are good enough friends for him
to tell me if that wasn’t the case.
Daisy, Ileisha and Gary,
can you guys meet me in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting?
Copy, on my way.
Hello.
All righty.
Okay, so, looks like we have lovely ladies
joining us this time.
That’s interesting.
Jill is a fun-loving lady
who wants to celebrate her recent retirement
with her best girlfriends.
Erica, Pat and Lorrie wants to be treated
like royalty while on board with a fruity drink always in hand.
-Oh. -Okay.
On night one the guests request a surf and turf dinner
accompanied by a ’70s disco-themed party.
On day two, the guests would like to go to a beach
and play games while enjoying cocktails.
I like cooking for a bunch of ladies.
And only four of them, like, what am I, on vacation?
I love that for me.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Alex is my bestie.
Word.
This is Daisy calling from Parsifal 3.
Can I please get lots of decorations for a ’70s theme,
like wigs and costumes and disco balls?
-I don’t get it. -This is the bottom.
Buongiorno.
How you feeling?
I’m okay now.
It was a ----ing rough waking up.
It was fun night, though.
What do you think of me and Colin kissing each other?
I think it’s really nice.
I think there’s definitely some chemistry there between you two.
I’m more asking you
because we’ve kissed and we’re all friends.
It’s a little bit of a weird time.
Yeah, what is this trying to get at us?
Maybe there’s a little bit of jealousy there,
but then I can’t really say that because,
yes, I did hook up with Mads.
Why are you jealous?
I don’t know. I thought we had a moment,
but I think about it and it’s like, where’s it going to go?
I’ve had a little chat to Colin about it.
Did you?
And I said I think I’ve always liked Daisy,
I’m not going to deny the fact that it’s there.
-Do you like Daisy? -No, no, no.
Yeah, but this kind of bothers me
like you can’t even tell me that you have feelings for me.
I don’t know. Maybe that’s it.
Maybe I’m a coward in that sense
and I’m too scared to see what your reaction is going to be,
so I’m happy to tell everyone else about it
because it’s how I feel
and I’m just too scared to tell you.
And what ----ing warped zone am I in right now?
I can’t believe you realize he has feelings for me
now that he’s seeing me with someone else.
I mean, come on.
I think Gary’s upset that I’m not his backup.
This kind of bothers me,
like you can’t even tell me that you have feelings for me.
Maybe because I’m scared to see your reaction.
I don’t know.
I couldn’t pursue you,
because I just thought I wouldn’t...
have my chances weren’t there.
Especially when you told me to stay away from you.
I was heartbroken by that comment, really.
We don’t really get to explore that, you know?
We don’t get to explore it
because you’re in a relationship with my roommate.
Well, Gary, I don’t know what you want me to tell you.
After you kiss Madison,
what you want to come over to me
and see which one you have more chemistry with?
You didn’t give any room.
I kissed Colin last night.
We’re three weeks into the season.
You’ve been hooking up with Madison
for the last three weeks.
Yeah.
Okay, sweet.
Is this private or not?
Hey, buddy, no.
I’ve actually got to go.
Copy that.
I think that sexual tension between Daisy and I
is always going to be there until we have sex.
Again. No, I’m joking.
But now, all of a sudden, Daisy’s hooking up with Colin.
You snooze you lose.
Sh--.
Yeah, I’m done.
Oh, this boat’s looking good.
It’s always interesting prepping
before the provisions come in.
Now that I’m, like, low on food.
-If that make sense? -Yep.
It makes perfect sense.
-Are you done? -Yeah.
Yeah...
That’s us pretty much done for the day, eh?
I think we’re Gucci.
Yeah.
Oh, they are old, aren’t they?
Mm-hmm.
Because we were ----ing wasted.
Do you regret kissing me?
Not at all.
What makes you say that?
So where do we go from here?
I’m not thinking too much about it.
Obviously, keep it professional.
None of this PDA sh-- in front of all the crew.
See what happens.
Not in public.
Oh, my God, stop it.
I had this crazy dream last night,
there was this donkey trying to kill me.
It was frickin’ scary.
Nine o’clock start.
Thanks, girls.
-Good night. -Night.
No. I’m not going to be needy.
Too late!
[alarm sounding]
-Here we go again. -Here we go again.
Dude, I feel like we’re going to bust this charter out.
it’s going to be another good tip.
I’m just going to stay out of the girls’ way
so hopefully I can get out of the doghouse.
All crew, all crew.
That’s a warning on provisions.
Thank you.
Prego.
What do you guys think of my veggies?
Good Lord.
-You like that? -I don’t.
Beautiful.
Okay, that’s it.
Where do you want your party stuff?
Yeah, put that back by that closet.
-By the toiletries? -Yeah.
Good work, boys. ----ing rad.
How’s everything going? It’s all good?
All right, man. Thank you very much.
No worries.
All crew, all crew. 30 minutes.
Guest will be here 30 minutes.
Girls, this sink is 100% not done.
Remember, take your time
and the last minute touches and stuff.
Right, boss, it’s all yours.
Thank you.
Try not to drop a bomb in here, okay?
All crew, all crew.
Let’s get everybody into the cockpit now, please.
Copy.
Charlie’s Angels.
Hi, ladies. Welcome.
Hello.
Welcome to Sardinia. I’m Captain Glenn.
Thank you.
All right, ladies. I want to meet you.
Get on this boat.
If you ladies want to take your shoes off there.
-Hi. I’m Jill. -Hi, I’m Lucy.
Nice to meet you.
-I’m Gary. -Gary, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
-Hi, Miss Jill, I’m Chase. -Chase.
What a handsome crew.
Welcome aboard.
We’re going to get the luggage on board
and we’ll get out of here pretty quick.
In the meantime, Daisy is going to take you
for a little tour of the boat.
-Thank you. -Thank you. Wow.
I don’t actually drink champagne.
Would you like something else?
Fresh fruit martinis.
-Yeah, sure. -Can you do that?
Yeah.
They seem like, "yes, ma’am," kind of people.
So if we go up the stairs here.
Oh, yeah.
Up here is pretty nice when we’re going sailing
because it’s obviously the best view.
Quite a lot for four.
Yeah, but they’re ladies, brü. You know what ladies are like.
Yeah.
Down here, we’ve got the main saloon
and obviously it’s a bit cooler down here.
The bar is obviously there.
Always open. The bar is always open.
Exactly, always open.
That doesn’t look like a Glenn one.
No. Definitely not a Glenn one.
And here we have the master cabin.
Yeah. Oh, I could live with this.
Yeah.
Party in Jill’s room. Party in Jill’s room.
Would you put fruit in each of the glasses?
Just a little bit. Yeah.
This is a handsome crew for sure.
Everybody’s cute.
What is your name again? I’m sorry.
I’m Alex. That’s Chase.
And Chase is from Charleston.
Charleston, South Carolina?
Yes, ma’am.
I saw you guys are from North Carolina, South Carolina.
That’s awesome.
Growing up in the South, I know what these ladies want.
It’s the way I greet them.
Yes, ma’am. My pleasure.
They see it as manners.
I might be a little taste of home.
We love our Southern contingent.
Yes, ma’am. It’s a pleasure.
All right. We’re ready for our cocktails.
Hurry up.
You want me to go make them?
We’re all ready. They’re doing it right now.
It’s just so hard to get out.
[bleep] Really?
My method of handling stress is moan.
Moan more.
----ing mint leaves everywhere.
And then finally do the job.
Okay, nice, guys.
These look beautiful.
But we’ll see.
I’m not picky at all. Whatever.
-No, that tastes good. -Okay, of course, yeah.
One meter and increasing.
One meter and increasing on port side.
Copy that. Thank you.
Anchor’s home, anchor.
Copy that.
-Everything okay? -Good.
-You guys are from? -South Carolina.
We were college roommates.
-Yes. -Oh, my God.
I just finished university.
I lived in a house with three of us girls.
-You going down? -Yeah.
All right, I’ll catch you later.
I want another just fruit and alcohol,
-and I’m happy. -Okay, cool.
-Can we go upstairs? -Yes.
I’ll bring them up, ladies.
Tender’s in tow, fully secured.
I’m going to make some more cocktails.
----ing man, this is going to keep us ----ing busy.
I had to come up here for the sail-away.
Imagine she goes, I hate pineapple.
And I did all this.
Right to the bar, she goes.
Who wants a drink?
Would you like a drink, ma’am?
What the [bleep]?
[bleep]
What have I done?
We’re ready for our cocktails.
Coming up...
Good breeze. What’s it blowing at?
It’s only 10 knots.
He is cute.
We’re ready for our cocktails.
Thank you.
These canapés are ready when you are.
Alex, do you want to get the lazy sheet out?
Oh, yum. Perfect.
Mini crepes with smoked salmon and cream cheese.
I can tell that these ladies are classy
and that they would appreciate something Southern.
-Thank you. -You’re welcome.
I’m kind of catering to their flavors,
but then putting my twist on it.
Ladies, we have homemade Parmesan crisp,
melon balls with mint, mini crepes with smoked salmon.
Mm, girl, these are good.
-Are they? -Yeah.
Interior, interior.
We’re going to start putting sails up.
Woo-hoo!
-Stow. -Stow, yeah.
Okay.
We’ll be sailing on port tack.
Heeling to starboard in about 10 minutes.
If you want to start going up on the mizzen...
Are we in the safe spot, Gary, for sailing?
You’re in a very safe spot.
Going up.
Oh, yeah, that is cool.
Okay, we’re going to go on the main.
Oh, my gosh. Look at that beautiful mast.
That’s pretty high.
Okay, coming out on that genny.
Oh, yeah, we are, like, tilted.
Whoa.
Yeah, now we’re... What is it called?
It’s keeling, right?
Can you lock those for me?
-Yee! -I’m feeling it.
This is so incredible.
Chase.
We can get his face printed out,
and then just at the end of the day tomorrow,
just we all like to say, Happy birthday, Gary.
And I’ve got balloons and stuff.
So I’ll do it before we go out,
and we’ll have a drink and do the birthday cake.
[chuckling]
Oh, [bleep].
I’ll give you five. Just don’t touch my sh--.
We didn’t...
Can you have dinner with us?
Sure, of course. I would love to.
Thank you.
Our wind is dying,
so I think we’ll put these sails away.
Copy that.
It’s like whale sounds.
Yeah. Hold.
You can let her go.
Okay, right.
What time do you think you’d like dinner?
-8:30. -Okay, great.
Thank you.
Excellent, we’re done. Thank you.
I’m going to come out of gear.
This is awesome.
No wonder they call this the bunny pad
because you can hide back here and have sex.
Oh, sh--.
That was graceful.
-Can I get you anything? -Nope.
We’re going to go shower and disco clothes on.
All right. Sounds good.
-Dais? -Yeah.
They’ve invited me for dinner.
Okay, thank you.
So five for dinner.
I thought this might be kind of cool on you.
Oh, yeah.
What does that go with though?
I don’t know how it goes.
Those two?
I don’t know if the pants will work.
I had a lot of fun in the ’70s. The ’70s were great.
I remember sneaking into discos.
And I had frizzy hair.
And so I used to brush it up into an afro.
It was big.
That is shagadelic.
I’m glad I saw the 70s.
That’s when streaking was really big.
And it was fantastic.
Because everybody was streaking.
[laughing]
Groovy, baby.
Just a little bit of fun and glitter.
Hello.
No, no, it’s okay. It’s not going to go far.
They’re on the boat somewhere.
I promise you no one would take anything.
I’ll ask the rest of the crew in the meantime.
This party is going to be off the chain.
Did you move a necklace and earrings
that were in this twin cabin?
No, I haven’t touched that...
-Cabin? -Yeah, no.
-I would check purses. -Yeah.
Where’s Glenn? Does anyone know?
Cabin, I think, maybe.
You haven’t touched any jewelry in the twin cabin.
I mean, I’m shaking.
Come in.
Hey.
What’s going on?
So, Lorrie has
misplaced her diamond earrings and her necklace,
but I think she’s very concerned that somebody’s taken them.
I don’t think I’ve ever dealt with a theft on a super yacht.
Let’s you and I go and I’ll have a chat with her.
I want Daisy to go through things with me.
I want to see.
I don’t want them to think that I made this up.
I just informed Glenn just so he’s aware,
so he just wanted to come down and speak to you.
Okay.
Okay, whoever does turn down, you just check all the covers.
I tore everything apart.
That’s so strange.
I mean, my heart is racing.
Well, we’ll find them, don’t worry.
I don’t think anybody steals stuff like that.
I know I didn’t put them in something.
You’d have to be an idiot to steal on board a boat.
You’re never going to get away with it.
It doesn’t make any sense.
Well, I’ll go talk to Daisy
about if anyone was in here tidying.
Right.
So strange.
Hmm.
They’re obviously down. They’re getting changed.
So I’ve asked the girls during service or during turndowns.
Let’s check in there.
Okay. Cool.
All right. I’m ready.
Hi.
These disco queens.
If I try to dance, my pants might drop.
Every time I pull them too high,
my voice goes up a couple octaves.
Wow, they’re so cute.
Oh, a little mini disco ball.
Hey, Madison, will you go down and start cabins?
No worries.
-Look at you. -Oh, wow.
I always dress like this.
And we need photo ops.
Yeah, you got to sit between them.
Okay, let’s do this.
-I’m so glad you’re joining us. -Yeah.
Me, too.
Daisy, they’re sitting down, eh?
Great. Thank you.
That’s it. Gorgeous.
Cheers, ladies.
Is your first name Glenn or your first name?
-No, my first name is Glenn. -Okay.
My last name is Shepherd.
Okay.
I’m checking the bunny pad now.
I’ve just looked there.
I didn’t check the bunny pad, but...
Madison is downstairs now, so I’ve asked her to, like,
have a really, really good look.
-Go for it. -Yeah.
Yum. Oh, I love salmon.
So for your first course, you have miso glazed salmon
and some red vein sorrel.
-Enjoy. -Thank you.
-This is really... -Mm.
Oh, wow.
I checked under the bed already.
I checked in all the drawers.
The only thing I haven’t literally gone through
is her stuff.
I checked over here.
I got nothing.
Yeah, there was literally ----ing money in here
and stuff like that.
If I was going to steal anything, I’d steal that.
Nope.
[gasps] I found it.
No.
-Is that them? -I don’t ----ing know.
Go ask.
I found it, Dais.
-That’s good. -Mm-hmm.
-They’ve got it. -Oh, no.
They’ve got it.
-It’s not these, are they? -Yes.
-Those are it. -Where was it?
In the pocketbook.
See, I knew it.
Mm.
-Thank you. -It’s okay.
-Thank you. -I knew it.
-Lucy, my fav. -Thank you.
-Thank Lucy also. -Awesome.
No.
The back of my mind, I’m thinking maybe
you should at least apologize to the crew.
It’s like, no way are they going to do that.
Thank God, Lucy.
Can we just make a toast to the crew?
-Your crew’s amazing. -They’re awesome.
They are great, huh?
Okay, they’re ready to go.
You’re following.
Okay, and that’s lamb.
-They’re all cute, too. -Yeah.
If I was only 40 years younger.
-Cheers. -Yeah.
Shut up, Gary.
For your second course,
beef filet with scampi, lobster bisque,
and a parsnip puree.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Who wants to dress up as ’70s and help us serve?
-Me! -Yay, thanks, Chase.
I used to have a fear of sharks,
and for a long time, I didn’t like to go in the water.
Long time ago, after "Jaws".
I used to never be afraid,
but there’s been a lot of shark attacks in North Carolina.
Well, she’s got a gorgeous pool,
so why would you go out there and risk your life?
Getting lumpy.
You actually look really good.
This is how they did it in the ’70s, eh?
I look like a horrendous lampshade.
You look like Edna’s just got out of the retirement home.
Let’s go to the bridge, guys.
Where’s Gary? We need some men to dance with.
Well, I think they’re coming now.
Woo!
-Oh! -Woo!
[shouting]
Yes!
That is pretty good.
Show me some steps. I wasn’t around for the ’70s.
Woo!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God I’m getting ping-ponged in here.
Come on, Glenn!
Oh, that’s my bad leg.
I think these ladies were a bit wild back in the ’70s.
You guys enjoy the rest of your evening.
Thank you very much. That was a lot of fun.
Madison, you can go to bed.
Oh, my God. Lucy.
Should we get our bathing suits on and go in the hot tub?
I am.
Ileisha, dinner was delicious.
It came out really fast. Everyone’s great.
Thank you.
Sorry, what?
I am reeling the captain in.
Awesome.
My pants falling off, though. By God.
Throw those pants out. Just throw them out.
-I am. -Throwing this sh-- away.
[knocking]
What?
What the [bleep]?
Yeah, that’s just blatantly rude.
You going to bed soon?
Oh, sh--.
Oh...
----ing hell.
I don’t know. Gary!
All right, good night. Have fun at work.
I will.
We need our temperature check.
Okay.
We just really want to see your face.
Oh, really?
We want Alex to come up.
Well, I can get the boys to come in.
I think they’d prefer a nice little swim.
Gary!
Chase, how do you feel about getting in the jacuzzi?
They just want some male company there, it seems like.
I mean, okay, I mean...
Whatever happens, I don’t want to hear about it.
I’ll go be a perfect gentleman.
These ladies are a little bit older and they’re single.
I know these type of ladies very well.
I hear you need a temperature check.
-Yeah, we do. -Put your finger in it.
What does it feel like?
Feels pretty good to me.
I like a little hot tub time, so I’ll take one for the team.
Oh, yeah.
I look like your ex-boyfriend?
It’s ----ed up that this is the only
female attention I’m getting.
Love to dance.
Thank you.
-Mm-hmm. -I bet.
Listen to us, we sound like a bunch of cougars.
We are cougars.
Coming up...
You know the toilet’s aren’t flushing.
Please watch the bowl.
Yeah, that looks like some arugula has just come out.
Okay, Colin, I’m almost overflowing.
Oh, [bleep].
Thank you all for letting me join you.
I appreciate the invite. So kind of you.
Any time.
Hey, there he is.
Have a good night, ladies.
-Thank you. -Bye.
I have, like, a bucket list of explorative things.
A bucket list is what?
To bang a guest or bang a 65-year-old woman?
No, I’ve banged a 65-year-old woman before.
I’ve been there, done that.
Chase, you are something else.
I wanna apologize.
I appreciate it.
I know that sometimes when I drink, I’m full on,
and I make dirty jokes, and sometimes I can be offensive.
No, it’s fine. I appreciate your apology.
One of my goals, I wanna crush the season,
and I wanna walk away from this, like being friends.
Let me hug it out.
I gotta take responsibility
for the fact that I’ve upset Lucy.
Going forward, I need to just be more aware
of the things that are coming out of my big, stupid mouth.
[snoring]
Thank you.
Chase.
Hurry, hurry.
Morning, pumpkin.
[farts]
Oh, my Lord.
Happy birthday.
Aw!
Happy birthday.
Woo-woo-woo!
Good morning.
Can I grab you a coffee or water or anything?
-Hey, Capitano. -Merry Christmas, big fella.
Thank you very much.
-24 today. -I know.
Halfway to 50. Very happy about that.
Good night, have a good day.
One guest is up.
The one that thinks we stole her jewelry.
Our best friend.
So, we’ll take our two small wooden tables
four foldable chairs.
Shall we go change into our swims?
Yeah.
Wow, that is so pretty.
Mmm.
Let’s go, buddy.
That is real pork bacon.
Tavolara.
What’s our schedule today?
So, what we are thinking is that if you wanted to go in
to the beach and have a walk and a swim
and then we move underway, back to the dock.
Can I borrow one of your all’s pink shirts?
Yeah, of course.
Opa!
Oh, my God.
Charter five. Done.
I’m ready to go get my bathing suit on.
I’m going to send you to the beach with them.
I got two here girls. We can be twins all day.
Sweet, thank you so much.
All right.
-All right. -You all good?
Hold on, everybody.
You can go down and do cabins.
Okay.
Yeah, short legs.
Oh, wow.
We’ve got umbrellas and chairs.
We want to challenge y’all to corn hole.
Perfect.
Where’s my teammate? He’s coming.
Yeah, he’s acting like a model coming out of the sea.
Hey, he’s looking like a model!
[laughing]
First to 21, eh?
[laughing]
We have a cheater.
Come here, boy.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
[cheering]
Here it is.
-Oh! -Yes!
[bleep].
God, that mother----er.
All right, who’s going swimming still?
Oh, yeah, that sounds good.
I’m hot.
So, let’s speak about Mads more.
Yeah, let’s.
No, no, no. He wants to know everything about it.
He’s trying to steal her off me.
Come on, bro.
The fact that a girl won’t say good morning
or good night to me after we’ve had sex ----ing hurts.
I think it’s kind of weird that Gary’s telling Lucy.
Why wouldn’t you just go talk to Mads about it?
As much as it pains me to have to hear about,
-All right, ladies. -Let’s get you on this boat.
There you go.
See you soon.
I hate beach picnics.
-Help us, Chase. -Save us!
Save us!
Colin, Colin, Glenn.
You can fire up and let’s start picking up right away.
Copy.
Would you like a cold towel?
Sure.
Oh, boy.
Anchor’s home. Anchor’s home.
Oh my God.
That’s the kind of sh-- that annoys me.
I’m not, like, in love with Gary.
Like, it’s just casual sex to me.
Every time I take a step back,
it feels like Gary needs more attention from me.
It’s ----ing ridiculous.
It’s just ----ing stupid.
Be more dramatic, please.
I don’t want to leave.
Colin, do you want to just eyeball
when the bow’s directly ahead of our spot?
Glenn, you got about one, two, zero, 120 to the dock.
It’s over, we’re pulling in.
Okay, go for it.
You’re looking good coming back.
Got about a meter on port side.
Do you want these fenders over, Gary?
Oh, yeah. Maybe we should get fenders over.
Let you off, Gary. It’s your birthday.
Three meters on your port side. Good six on starboard.
-Five. -Two stop.
Copy that.
I wonder how old he is.
I’m afraid to ask.
Two to stop.
You’re looking good.
How close are we to touching on this side?
A meter and a half.
Hold us there. You don’t want to come any more astern.
Yeah, that’s good tension there.
We’re looking pretty square from the front.
I’m happy on the stern, yeah.
Okay, that’s main engine off.
Okay, nice one. That was a good docking.
All crew, all crew, can we get everybody
on the dock to see off the guests, please? Thank you.
[vocalizing]
Oh, Pat. Don’t cry.
Stop!
-Our Southern dude. -Wonderful.
It was fun having you guys. You guys are amazing.
Thank you.
Well, what can I say?
It was so lovely.
Service, food.
We have memories forever.
Thank you so much.
Oh, thank you. That’s very kind of you.
-See you. -Bye.
I’ll go do the...
It’s over.
[horn blows]
Bellisimo.
Ciao bella!
Another one dusted everybody.
Good one.
[cheering]
Get everyone in the water!
Pretty ----ing easy charter.
I think everything went well there.
We’re midway through trying to finish strong.
The usual cover-up, rubbish,
and rinse of topsides.
-Get changed, yeah? -Yes.
-Sweaty boys. -That’s us.
Just the way you like it.
No, not really.
Okay, got you, got you.
Okay.
[water running]
Is this quinoa safe to eat?
It is safe to eat.
You know, the toilets aren’t flushing.
This ----ing boat.
This is the sh---iest part of being an engineer.
I’ll have to go up there, watch every bathroom,
I’ll pressurize it, get that blockage back,
and then suck it out this way.
It’s really hard to diagnose where the problem is.
I can’t just undo something and find the blockage.
-You girls ready? -Yeah.
Please watch the bowls.
Brü, it’s my birthday.
Anyone’s religious, please say a little prayer.
We’re starting to pressurize the system.
No one’s got any spillage?
-Nothing in my cabin. -Nothing in mine.
I’m getting bubbles.
Captain’s cabin is bubbling.
Oh, my God.
Any bubbling up in the girls’ cabins?
Nothing.
Okay, that looks like some arugula’s just come out.
Oh, my God, that stinks.
Oh!
-Is it coming in? -Yeah.
-Oh! -I know.
It’s ----ing disgusting.
You girls blocked this, so this is all yours.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Girls, I think you need to eat less starch.
[bleep] Gary, sh-- is coming out of there ones.
Disgusting.
Can’t be me.
Okay, Colin.
Yeah?
I’m almost overflowing.
Oh, [bleep].
Okay, I’m going to suck it now.
Oh, my God, I can’t go down there. He’s gagging.
[gagging]
Oh, please, please, please.
Nothing’s happening when I flush it.
Nothing is happening on mine either.
Literally my worst nightmare.
[Gary gags]
Still to come, this season on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht."
Docking in Bonifatio,
it’s not the easiest dock in the world.
So beautiful.
This is incredible.
You’re looking good where you are.
Holy sh--.
Glenn.
We’re in France, bitches.
It’s a fan off, vote the best fan dance.
Ray and Brad are married, and Nick is their boyfriend.
Oh, my God, they’re a thruple.
This is exactly what happens
when too much testosterone and too much alcohol mixes.
Don’t start with me.
I will get ----ing crazy.
You’re already crazy.
You’re all going to meet my sister.
[shouting]
So, 20 tequilas.
And what are you guys having?
Oh, Bonnie and Alex, let’s go, bitch!
I was hoping that the crew wouldn’t be dumb enough
to hook up with their Chief Stew’s sister.
[bleep]
Don’t ever try me again, bitch.
You barked at me, mother----er.
The first moment I see anyone getting aggro,
they will be getting off the boat.
You ----ing could have had me a million times over
and you didn’t want me.
Now that you can’t have me, now you ----ing want me.
Having sex with you was ----ing amazing.
Shut the [bleep] up.
I mean, it’s ----ing bullsh--.
The chemistry that they have, the way they look at each other,
I thought it was all friends.
It all makes sense now.
You sleep with me every ----ing night,
and now you hook up with another guy.
How can I not be upset?
What?
The two of you are in my head.
You’re both ----ing with my head.
I just want you out of my ----ing head.
Hey, catch me, hold me.
[bleep]