Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht..."
Yeah, work it.
Aimee wants to celebrate her 60th birthday.
[gasps]
No, we can'’t serve that.
He tried to take a shortcut.
He orders a sh--ty cake.
It'’s horrific.
I am just flagging this all.
I think the chef'’s gonna be an issue.
[banging]
Oh, sh--.
You twist it twice, and it'’ll never come undone.
I honestly feel like I'’m surrounded by people
who are great at everything they do.
My anxiety does get the best of me.
And I'’m just struggling like a----ing idiot.
Missing something. It'’s missing one bean.
I'’m giving you decaf from now on.
De--
Another espresso martini for Jeremy.
Okay. Cool.
Oh, who made the espresso martini?
Is it okay? What'’s wrong with it?
- Get over here, Danni. - Is it okay?
It'’s the best.
Oh, my God, Danni. This is the best.
Yay!
Gary seems to be giving me the attention
and the banter that I need.
- [laughing] - Stop it!
- Jump in! - Come on!
[snoring]
I think this is like the walk of shame.
Ugh...
I mean, don'’t get me wrong,
she'’s gorgeous and she'’s an amazing person, but...
I see her in like a little sister type of way.
I liked it, that was fun.
I don'’t know, sometimes when you get drunk and you'’re flirting,
I think alcohol plays a big factor in that, to be honest.
Good, let'’s go.
I try and say I'’m going to learn from my mistakes,
but----ing...
Gary'’s Gary, I can'’t help it.
Jeez.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, I'’d kiss Gary again.
I am lonely.
[snoring]
I'’ve made the moves from the moment
that I'’ve met him till now,
and I am retiring.
Goodnight.
See you in the morning.
[alarm sounds]
- Sh--. - Oh, God.
[bleep], I'’m tired.
Morning.
How'’s the rest of your night?
It was good, and yours?
Yeah, it was all right. Got a little bit too sh---faced.
Jenna, Davide...
Me and Gary.
Fun night.
Mmm.
I'’m just going to keep quiet about this one, yeah.
Now I'’m bummed I went to bed.
Aw...
This hot tub is green.
It'’s----ing disgust...
They put bubbles in it.
It sounded like it was a fun night.
How was it out?
Danni and I kind of had a chat
that kind of threw me off a little bit.
She feels that she'’s always one making the effort.
Do you think you like her enough to start
making that more of an effort, or...
I don'’t think I've realized that I did until last night.
In the past, I'’ve shut down people
because working together and dating is a huge challenge.
But I'’m realizing it's important not to be
kind of an absolutist about things.
Kind of hurt me a little bit, actually.
I'’m still young and I want to enjoy being young for a bit.
Let'’s take the risk.
Throw yourself into the unknown every once in a while
and just kind of see what happens.
We'’ll see.
Oh, [bleep].
Chef, it'’s time for work. Get up.
This light is harsh, bro.
Are you still traipsing around in your PJs?
- Daisy! - Hey!
Wait for Danni. Is she coming?
You look fresh as a daisy for having such a little sleep.
- I know. - Gosh.
- It'’s just what I do, man. - Yeah?
Danni!
All right.
Oh, Gary, you idiot.
Do you want to set up your bar?
With lemons and lime.
I'’m going to pull you in all sorts of directions.
Be a team, help each other, right?
- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.
I don'’t get it.
Sometimes the girls have a bad attitude.
I'’m feeling I'm dealing with teenagers.
Juice limes, make a bottle of coffee.
Do you want to do the guest area?
Danni, you'’re on late. Diana, you'’re on earlies.
- Thanks, baby. - All right.
Do you want to get ready to wash?
[sighs]
These scuppers are a pain in the ass.
God damn it.
- Is that it? - I think so.
I just tried to shove glasses back where they belong.
I'’m going to go track down my tea, I think it'’s downstairs.
I think it'’s on the bar downstairs, to be honest.
Yeah.
Daisy, Cloyce, Gary, should we get together?
in the mess for a preference sheet meeting?
Copy.
There'’s a lot of faces.
8 person charter.
And it'’s a short charter.
Okay, cool.
Andrew is the CEO of a popular dental group.
He has gathered his friends to bask in the sun,
sailing around Ibiza.
Andrew'’s wife Cecilia is a dentist.
I'’m seeing a trend here.
Nicole and Marta, dentist.
Angela is a realtor and her sister, Conchetta,
is a dentist.
[laughing]
You didn'’t see that coming?
The guests would like a seafood bash dinner
followed by a blue and white party.
No dietary restrictions.
Everybody wants Caesar salad.
You can'’t go wrong with a Caesar salad, though.
No, that'’s good.
This dirty, dirty hangover is just so unfortunate.
But we'’re in Ibiza. I'’m young and single man.
So, as they say, YOLO.
Bottle service, baby.
Cool.
Luckily, the preference sheet doesn'’t seem too alarming.
I think everything will be as smooth and sexy
as I want it to be.
- Very chill. - Cool.
Ready, break.
That'’s pretty good.
Cool.
Oh, living the dream.
Can you please give the transom a good wash?
Would it be better from Keith
because he'’s got longer reach than me?
Extend the pole.
I still can'’t reach the bottom.
You'’re taller than me and I can reach the bottom.
I don'’t know what to tell you. I can'’t do it.
You can do it. I believe in you.
I'’m quite clumsy.
Do I trust myself not to fall off into sh--ty marina water?
Absolutely not.
Not some slenderman who can reach, like,
seven foot below me.
[bleep]'’s sake.
Don'’t forget this bit here as well, on the teak.
Yeah, I was going to go over that by hand,
but you are doing it now.
I want to go to a club again.
I do, too.
Whenever I'’m drunk,
I just love----ing making out with people.
All crew, all crew, guests will be arriving in 90 minutes.
Copy.
I did that stainless that you asked us to do.
Can you just wipe this as well?
Yes.
Okay, boat'’s looking pretty good.
All crew, all crew.
Can we get everybody in the cockpit in five minutes, please?
What underwear do I have on?
Black. Nice!
Let'’s do this.
Charter number four.
They'’re coming.
I hope we get to sail a bit.
Yeah, me too.
How you doing?
- Good, how are you? - Awesome.
We'’re ready to have a great vacation.
- Welcome. - I'’m Captain Glenn.
You can put your shoes in the shoe basket.
Nobody ever knows my name.
They just go, oh, champagne.
- Hello! - Davide. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, CeCe. - Hello.
- Hello, Andrew. - Gary.
- Nice to meet you, Gary. - Hi, Andrew.
You'’re my favorite person.
Yay!
- Cloyce. - Cloyce, Nicole.
Nice to meet you.
I want to welcome you on board.
Welcome you to Ibiza.
- Cheers, guys. - Cheers.
So, in here, we'’ve got the night saloon.
- Vacation. Let'’s go. - Wow.
Follow me down here to the cabins.
[speaks Spanish]
This is so nice, you guys.
You guys can come in here.
Andrew, you don'’t mind if we all sleep in your bed tonight?
Absolutely not.
Hey, Glenn, that'’s all stern lines on board.
Starboard bow on board.
Copy that. Thank you.
- We'’re going to walk the plank? - Yeah, walk the plank.
Okay, here goes.
- Looking good, Cap? - Yeah, baby.
Hola, amigas, Nicole.
Will you grab my hat?
I'’m busy dancing with my dress.
Well, if the sail doesn'’t open up,
we could always use her skirt.
Nicole, get undressed, we need your skirt.
- What? - Yeah!
[laughing]
Me too.
I love your tins strap.
Yeah.
No, no [bleep] boy vibes here.
- Wish I'’d met [bleep]boy, Gary. - Yeah, me too.
Oh, what do you mean?
Shooting good time.
We'’d have been rooted by now
Jesus.
Just thinking about the showerhead at this point.
We can use it on each other if you want.
What?
What the [bleep] is going on?
Great day to get railed.
- ing hell.
[bleep]
He gets so uncomfortable.
- Oh, no. - He'’s like, "Oh, God."
Should we do a cocktail?
This is, like, one of the first times
that I don'’t cater to others.
Others cater to me.
Maybe just check on the guests real quick.
Okay.
Oh, yeah? What happened with you and Danni?
She'’s like, well, I miss [bleep]boy with Gary vibes
since I come aboard. Has it ever been like that?
I can'’t.
Honestly, I didn'’t want it to happen.
- Would anybody like a refill? - Since you made the trip up.
I think if you understood why this behavior is so toxic
to the team and to yourself,
I think it would be easier for you in the moment
to be like, this isn'’t a good idea.
But I think in--
[bleep] the moment when you'’re pissed,
you can'’t walk straight. You can'’t think straight.
Gary, like, she'’s 11 years younger than you.
Once, maybe. What'’s this, a six or seven time?
You'’re looking for validation hooking up with Danni.
- I wasn'’t hooking up with Danni. - Or kiss, whatever.
- ing hell.
You'’re crazy.
Dickhead.
You'’re looking for validation '’hooking up with Danni.
I wasn'’t hooking up with Danni.
- Or kiss, whatever. - ing hell. Don'’t...
Jesus.
I'’m embarrassed a little bit about kissing Danni.
I tell Daisy because she'’s very honest with me,
and I appreciate that, and I treasure that.
You'’re blowing this far out of proportion.
Okay, make your own mistakes.
But that backfired miserably.
- ing hell.
It'’s not my fault he'’s dumb as [bleep].
Jesus Christ.
Your teeth are nice.
You can'’t hide it from us now, so...
All crew, all crew, we'’re gonna sail now.
- Yeah, copy. - Copy, Glenn.
[groans]
Mizzen'’ first, yeah?
Good. Let'’s go up on main.
- Woo! - My gosh.
Look how big that wheel is.
That'’s what she said.
I like it. Let'’s see what she can do.
Hey... hold!
We'’re gonna start coming out on the Genoa.
Would you like some more champagne?
I would love some. Thank you, Daisy.
- You'’re welcome. - Look at that water.
Oh, my God.
We'’re bearing away on to port tack.
It'’s pulling us aside there.
There we go. We'’re tipping. We're tipping.
There you go. Bob'’s your uncle.
Fanny'’s your aunt.
- Guys! - Wow!
Oh my gosh! Guys, we'’re sailing.
- Almost seven knots. - Yeah, baby.
Wowie-zowie!
It'’s so beautiful out here.
Oh, my gosh.
Good God. This is hectic.
This is crazy.
Hold on tight.
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my gosh.
I just need chocolate.
Rub my belly.
I'’m having the best time of my life.
We have a real tilt going, look at the water.
Whoa!
We'’re sailing!
If any of you guys want to try the wheel...
Yeah, get out of my way. Here we go.
My head hurts.
You could see we'’re turning to the right.
Yeah.
So then you come back this way.
You want to kind of back and forth a little bit
- to try to keep it centered. - All right.
Spin the wheel that way a little bit.
A few tries.
Would you like some more champagne?
Yes, please.
So, I did want to grab you, actually.
MC and Chris are recently engaged.
Well, that'’s amazing.
Yeah, of course.
I think it'’s probably going to be late dinner.
More like, 10 o'’clock dinner.
- At least, yeah. - Okay, great.
- Thank you. - You'’re welcome.
I have a bit of bad news.
Earliest a 10 p.m. dinner.
That might mean, like, a little afternoon nap.
I thought he was coming on a starboard tack.
He looks on port tack.
It'’s perpendicular to that curve.
No, no, we'’re heading in the same direction.
Also, Chris and Mary Catherine,
they just recently got engaged.
So, they want something to signify it.
How about a luxury super yacht?
That'’ll----ing signify it.
[laughing]
Oh, my God. Not funny. Not funny. Stop talking.
Something, like, written with happy anniversary or something.
It would at least, like, signify it.
Okay.
Gary, Gary, Glenn, put the mizzen away.
Copy.
When I don'’t sleep, my mentality is at an all-time low.
Oh, my----ing God.
Where'’s Em?
- Okay, coming down. - Cool.
I feel like I really need to brush my teeth.
Yes.
Wine doesn'’t taste good after you brush your teeth.
I know.
That looks good, Glenn.
Hey, Em, do you want to get started
on the swim platform, please?
Heading there now.
Where is she all the time, hey?
- [bleep]. - Okay, port ready.
- How many shots? - Let'’s go to two.
Where you been?
I was upstairs a lot of the time.
You were there.
There'’s one time to hang around is
when we'’re dropping sails and getting ready to do this stuff.
Okay. Yeah.
You could start putting the nautibouys in.
Copy that.
Yeah.
My man.
Mmm!
- 2.5 shots now. - Okay, that'’s perfect.
Thank you very much.
Do you need me? Or am I good to go down?
Okay.
Is everyone going to sit on the big float?
- Yeah. - I'’ll sit on that.
[snoring]
I'’m going to let you guys navigate this first.
There you go.
- [laughing] - That was nice.
Actually, I'’m going to fall.
I do have something funny to tell you,
but you can'’t tell anyone because it'’s not a big deal.
I'’m not going to tell anyone.
That'’s why I haven'’t told anybody.
How'’s all the mermaids doing down here?
Mermaid number two.
Gary and I may have kissed.
[laughing] Danni...
I would do it again, but I'’m not going to cry
if it doesn'’t happen again.
- What did you just say? - No, knots.
That is definitely what it sounded like you said.
I thought you liked Keith.
I like everybody. I don'’t care.
That'’s cool, bro.
I really would like to be like Danni in, like,
she goes and does whatever she----ing wants.
She doesn'’t care about what people think.
She goes and talks to guys.
I mean, I'’m shy. Like, don'’t do that.
So I did...
Like, I wish I was like that, to be honest.
Bro, I have sexual tension with everybody
on this boat at this point.
That is so----ing funny.
That made an incredible difference.
He'’s just floating.
He'’s going for it.
Tequila, oh.
Woo!
Amazing job!
We'’re going to do dinner up in the flybridge.
The two of you can start setting up blue and white theme.
Sick!
Everyone, change into blacks, please.
Blacks.
All right, baby.
- Good morning. - Morning.
- Morning? - Did you get a nap?
Oh, yeah.
Let'’s go brush our teeth.
Wow, look at the sunset.
What are you doing for dessert?
That'’s a good question.
I was wondering if there'’s a way you incorporate,
like, blue and white, like, a trifle or something.
I mean, ice cream is white, so that'’s good.
These shirts are so short.
Like, anytime I lift my arms up, it just comes untucked.
Give us a demo.
[laughing]
Diana, can you please come to the main saloon?
Can you make margaritas that look blue?
Or what about blue salt?
Oh, my God, I can'’t deal with mess.
Excuse me. There seems to be a stain on the back.
Ooh, okay.
Do you have a little stain remover?
- Oh, I, yeah. - Yeah.
I'’ll try to do it.
How is it looking up there?
- It'’s pretty. - Yeah?
Danni...
Yes, I'’m decorating the table.
You hate laundry, don'’t you, Dee?
No, it'’s like I have things to do as well.
Can you come help me?
Or are you just enjoying your sit-down?
Okay, I'’ll slow down.
Come on.
Nice, nice, baby.
Oh, you'’re a little - ing asshole.
Not you. Sorry, that little bit of streamer that just broke.
- Yes. - Yeah.
I'’ve never told you about that.
Didn'’t you?
Where'’s Diana?
I want to ask her if she wants to take a sunset pic with me.
- Diana? - Yes.
Oh, by the way, I was actually doing something before,
so I was actually doing something.
Quickly.
Keith, please take a piccy of us.
Diana, you look so happy to be here.
- Because I'’m annoyed. - Why?
Because I am. I'’ll talk to you later.
- Keith... - Just do it, please.
Because we have things to do. We'’re actually working.
- Thank you. - All right.
What'’s wrong?
It was literally all about work.
I was obviously busy setting this up.
Okay.
Because I'’m the one that does most of this all the time.
I'’m sorry if I can't run up and down.
Next time I'’ll do it. [bleep]'’s sake.
We all work in team.
Like, while you'’re doing this, I'’m doing stuff downstairs.
Which I'’ve never disregarded or said that you weren'’t.
But you'’re sitting there laughing,
and I was just asking help from Gary.
I was busy, bro. What must I do?
Oh, [bleep]'’s sake.
Mmm.
When I hear seafood bash,
that to me is like a bunch of seafood.
I think it'’s all family style.
- I don'’t like it. - Really?
- Yeah. - That'’s funny.
You don'’t see it from a service perspective.
I think plated would be nice, you know,
because you can get show off presentation a bit more.
On a boat like this for an engagement dinner,
it should 1,000% be plated.
Plate the salad, clear the salad.
The rest of it is all family style.
It feels a little weird.
As another HOD, I can give Cloyce my opinion,
but if Cloyce isn'’t going to listen, that'’s on him.
I can lead a horse to water, but I can'’t make it drink.
That'’s probably what we're going to do, ideally.
- Looking good. - Are we ready?
- Yeah. - Welcome to Ibiza.
Bitches.
Okay.
I would say, yes, I'’m a grudge holder if you'’re a bitch.
Oh, baby.
But like, I'’m going to be a bitch as well.
Okay.
Daisy looks like she'’s in a foul mood.
[bleep] Gary.
Oh, beautiful.
Oh my gosh, that'’s so pretty.
I love it.
We'’re all dentists, so attention to detail.
Yes, we'’re very type A people.
Okay, great. They'’re gathering around the table.
Thank you.
- The vacation has started. - Cheers.
So we have some blue salted margaritas,
but you don'’t have to drink them.
We just got them for the blue.
We definitely love them.
Why would we put drinks out and not drink them?
Hang on. Speech time.
[imitates whip]
MC and Chris, we'’re so excited for you.
Your wedding coming up.
And so tonight is for you guys.
- Oh, you'’re gonna make me cry! - This is your something blue.
- Andrew. - Something blue!
Danni, Danni, please come to the galley for service.
Copy that. I'’m on my way.
- Woo! - [shouting]
I'’ll go first. You go in the middle.
You go the last two.
All right.
Thank you.
Your first course this evening.
It'’s a play on a Caesar salad and, uh...
Well, that is it.
[laughing]
- Enjoy. - Thank you.
I don'’t know what the play is.
It tastes exactly like a Caesar salad.
Yeah.
Like what do you - ing write?
Congratulations on getting engaged.
So the perfect thing to be we just to put good luck.
Yeah.
Facetious?
It'’s a big one for you.
God, you'’re quirky today.
It'’s nice.
Are you all finished?
- Yes. - Okay, great.
Can I help?
Um... For now we'’re doing all right.
Cloyce, we'’re clearing.
Is this ready to go?
- Yes. - Okay girls, let'’s go.
Let'’s go. Let's go. Keep it hot.
- Oh my. - Uh-oh, green beans.
There'’s going to be a fight over green beans.
So for our seafood bash, we have roast lobster tail,
pan seared scallops, king prawns and green beans.
Oh, please enjoy.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Excellent.
Do you like it?
You want plated for dinner.
Yes. I will say it to the chef for sure.
I'’m sorry. I know it'’s very annoying.
Okay.
I love it.
I don'’t enjoy it.
I know you are.
Why is it just me that has to be the bigger person?
Like, can you not go tell your other stew
to go grow up a little bit too?
Diana, do you want me to start on the other room?
Yeah.
All right.
Lord.
- Hey. - Hey, how are you guys doing?
We didn'’t think you'd still be awake.
Oh, yeah. How was dinner?
- Oh, delicious. - Excellent.
It'’s really good.
You still got dessert coming.
- Wowie-zowie. - No, we'’re so tired.
- We don'’t want dessert. - Really?
- So you'’re jet lagged. - Yeah.
We all are.
Captain Glenn, tell her to stop complaining
because she'’s on a super yacht in the Mediterranean.
Yeah, things could be worse, right?
- Anyway, bon appetit. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
Good night, Captain.
- You think so too, right? - I do.
Yeah.
You'’ve just mentioned it a few times already.
Okay.
- You want me to try those? - We should probably both.
- Mm, that'’s good. - Thank you.
You'’re welcome.
Alrighty, I'’m going to bed.
Are you going to put some sprinkles on top?
I want to kill someone.
So whenever you'’re ready, go for it.
This might not be the right tip.
Dais...
Come with me.
That'’s----ing it. Let'’s go.
I think it'’s better if we don'’t fight.
And I want to apologize to you.
I wasn'’t trying to lay into you,
but I don'’t know how else to communicate your behavior
is self-destructive, and it'’s destructive to other people.
I'’m glad you took the time to reflect.
You don'’t treat other people like that,
and you especially don'’t treat people
who'’s in your----ing corner.
So thank you for allowing me to speak
and thank you for the apology.
Okay, instead of hugs, should we just high five things?
Why, are we not allowed to hug now?
- It'’s time you grew up. - I know.
Just a little bit.
Oh, [bleep].
This is----ed.
I must not have creamed the stuff fine enough
for this to come out the way we need it to.
Maybe I should just re-whip the whole----ing thing.
We'’re spending too much time on this.
I'’m going to bed. I'’m so sorry.
I'’m so tired.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Are we almost ready to go?
Yeah, are they just chilling?
We'’re all just trying to help you, though,
enjoy your engagement night.
We were, like, fully cleared.
[bleep].
Are you joking?
Yeah, yeah. Don'’t worry.
Why is he so slow? Why is this taking so long?
Decorate the plate. Some flowers.
Come on, Cheffy.
Instead of taking a full blown-ass nap,
you should have been pre-prepping these desserts.
You should be better organized.
This is bullsh--.
Not my best work.
Oh, my God.
I don'’t give a [bleep] about the----ing icing sugar.
I have to go with it now.
Save it until tomorrow. It'’s taking forever.
No pressure.
I'’m falling asleep.
How much more do we [bleep] with this?
It'’s taking forever.
I'’m ready to serve when you are.
Okay.
All right. Here comes...
Something.
This is for you both.
Oh, my goodness.
- Woo! - Thank you.
Absolutely.
I was going to go crawl in bed.
A little bit of a wait there, but I appreciate it.
So, uh, enjoy.
I would count tonight as definitely not my best work.
Um, yeah.
Not enough sleep. Definitely too much to drink.
I'’m never doing that ever again, so...
[sighs]
Yeah.
- I just tasted the coconut. - Yeah.
Basically the healthiest thing I'’ve had all day.
Hi. Have a good night.
Someone leaked trash on the deck.
Remember when you'’re rinsing as well?
Try to get all the food up, vacuum first.
And then when you'’re rinsed, like...
You want to push the water
and everything into the scuppers, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Hi.
Yep.
Hey, thank you, guys.
Night, night, night.
Good night.
Oh, yeah, I would make it easy.
Crack on with the bow now.
Yeah, well, I mean,
don'’t wait for the guests, you know.
Yeah.
So, the guests, I think they were a bit disappointed
that tonight wasn'’t plated.
Part of it was pleaded.
No, that'’s chill.
Sounds good.
Hello, CeCe. Let'’s think. How long have we known each other?
I was so good to her, Angela.
- I believe it. - At school.
What does that mean?
She screwed me a lot.
- Not a good thing, I guess. - That'’s not nice.
- Not this time. - Not today.
You know you did, though.
I love you.
Now you do.
Let'’s talk another time.
What a day.
I also feel like they'’re just----ing talking to me
like I'’m a----ing idiot.
Maybe I'’m being oversensitive.
Or maybe I am a----ing idiot. Who knows?
- ing Emma, my God.
I'’m going to sleep.
Good night.
[laughing]
Are they all in bed?
Oh, for now.
- Good night, y'’all. - Hi!
- Sleep well. - Bye.
- ing tired.
Here are the top five things
I always bring with me on a date.
I just can'’t...
Hello, mate. Good morning.
[bleep], it'’s time.
It'’s 7:27.
Oh, [bleep].
Sorry, I'’m not quite finished.
I'’ve done these scuppers a number of times now,
and each time I walk back around,
this bit has re-accumulated.
If there'’s standing water still on the deck, though,
once you do the scuppers, it'’s just gonna run off again.
I don'’t know what to tell you, mate, because...
I'’m just telling you that's why you'’re re-doing it.
Yeah.
I'’m just trying to give you some advice.
Yes, again.
Don'’t take it the wrong way. I mean, we'’re all just...
If we don'’t communicate about these things,
it'’s not gonna get done.
I can help you with the swim platform if you like.
Mm-hmm.
[bleep].
Emma'’s the one who offered to help me,
and now she'’s just standing here doing nothing.
Just pick something up.
This is honestly some passive-aggressive bullsh--
but I'’m just over being made
to feel like a----ing small person.
It takes quite a lot to get me worked up,
but it'’s almost cruel to stand there and watch me struggle.
[yawns]
Hi.
You look tired.
I'’m a bit tired.
- Morning. - Good morning.
How are you doing?
- Very good. - Yeah?
Could I have still water and a champagne to start?
- Yes, you can. Of course. - Very good. Thank you.
[giggles]
Why are you giggling?
Is there something on your mind?
- I have a lot of things. - Do you?
Do you want to share them with me?
- I think you want to know. - Sure, I do want to know.
God, you'’re funny.
So, I was thinking about our kiss.
I love you and I think you'’re an absolute superstar...
Oh, what? Oh, sh--. Sorry.
Why are you apologizing?
That'’s fun.
Awful.
[sighs]
[yawns]
Is this up for grabs, this yet or...
- Certainly is. - Thank you.
Good way to start the day.
How are you doing?
I'’ll let you know after I wake up.
How was the boat this morning?
Emma and I had a bit of a tiff this morning.
Oh, really?
How was she this morning when you woke up?
Tired. Frustrated. She was pissed.
Keith is awake.
I sort of had a pop at him.
Why?
Sometimes I try to give her advice,
and she'’s like, I don't know what to tell you.
I'’m like, well, I'm just trying to help you.
Personally, I would say write down your issues
and just bring it up in really calm manner,
because if you treat things with hostility,
you'’ll get hostility back.
I'’m going to have a chat with her today
if I get a chance...
I know.
How are we looking for breakfast?
15 minutes or...
- Yeah, 15 sounds good. - Yeah?
Okay, perfect.
Nice to relax.
This is better than I thought it would be.
I mean, even better than I thought it would be
is what I meant to say.
Cloyce, they are ready for breakfast.
Copy, thank you.
Up for the morning.
Hey, roughly how many minutes do you think?
Six or eight.
This is cute.
Just cooking some fresh, scrambly eggs
and then it'’s good to go after that.
Usually for breakfast, I like to have some kind of egg,
some kind of breakfast meat,
a pastry of some sort.
Where'’s the banana bread?
Where'’s the chocolate chip muffins?
Where'’s the quiche?
Just anything.
Usually yogurt, parfait elements.
The breakfast that Cloyce is putting out,
it'’s screaming budget hotel,
airport hotel,
continental breakfast.
If you hit all of those things,
usually everyone is pretty happy.
What is that?
Some scrambled eggs.
I'’ll do the scramble.
Thank you. I'’m very classy here.
- Want a bite? - No thank you.
I'’ll go with you.
Davide? Hey, mate, can you fire up?
We'’re going to start picking up.
- Finito? - Yeah.
How was last night?
Everything seemed to go well?
[vocalizing]
- Something happened? - Mmm...
- Okay, talk to me. - Could be better.
I don'’t think the guests are too happy.
- His lunches are fine. - Uh-huh.
We'’ll just go right here. I don'’t want him to hear.
I'’m pretty sure the guests weren'’t that happy last night.
The problem is I'’m not sure the guests will complain
because it'’s not bad enough.
Right, but it'’s not something special.
No, like you could have gotten something better
in the local----ing marina.
It wasn'’t super yacht. The dessert even...
I don'’t know how long we were waiting for that.
And there'’s just giggling and laughing.
I felt like it did.
We'’re not even halfway through the charter season.
He can'’t be coasting.
He'’s got to be putting out the best of his best.
I think A, he doesn'’t know. B, bad time management.
And C, I think there'’s a bit of laziness coming into play.
I can try and manage it.
So I'’m going to talk to him again today.
Think you'’re going to get the point across today?
Coming up...
It'’s a bit of a gut punch.
- Deck, deck, deck, Glenn. - Go ahead.
You guys can start getting that anchor off the bottom.
Copy that.
- Hi, everybody. - Morning.
Copy, thank you.
Enjoy your last little sail, ladies.
Hello, doll. Sorry, I haven'’t had the chance
- to say hello to you. - That'’s all right.
It'’s been a pretty hectic morning, to be honest.
What are your predictions for tonight?
[laughing]
[bleep].
I don'’t want to put a crimp in my hair.
I just washed it.
The way that the wind is blowing,
I think the crimp is the last thing you need to worry about.
Oh, thanks.
You excited for the night out?
I am actually.
We'’re nearly halfway through.
What happened between you and Danni the last one?
I didn'’t know any... I don'’t know anything.
Um, I think it was like, I think it was good.
We had a chat.
She was, I think she kind of was,
she'’s one of those people who wants,
like she wants to flirt like all the time.
I'’m kind of like, like when we'’re working, can we just...
Oh yeah.
But you know, I think if like,
if there'’s a connection you go for it,
but I'’m just not too sure of like,
if the connection'’s more just like something fun and flirty
and light hearted or kind of, you know.
I'’m pretty sure Danni kissed Gary.
Oh, what the hell?
So...
That'’s annoying.
So much for meeting halfway.
You know, we had a heart to heart.
So it feels like it'’s almost a deliberate thing.
It'’s a bit of a gut punch.
I don'’t know.
Hey, Cloyce, can we have a chat?
Yeah.
Danni, you can go and help with the cabins.
Copy that.
Obviously, you know, I'’m not a chef and I don'’t know,
but just I'’ve been in the industry for quite a while.
I think things are a little bit last minute.
And I think the dinners need to be a bit more.
And I genuinely think that'’s what the guests are expecting.
And I don'’t want it to affect the tip.
Just something that it'’s like, wow,
this is the most beautiful plate I'’ve ever seen.
And if you'’ve worked on big boats like that,
then you should know.
I think some things are inherently rustic.
Some of that is not just...
I understand that.
And I know there'’s a reason for everything.
All I can do is give you my advice from my experience,
whether you choose to take it or not.
Everybody obviously does it a little different.
This isn'’t my first rodeo.
I'’m trying to, I'’m trying to help you.
It'’s definitely easy to say, oh yeah,
like blah, blah, blah, but, you know,
I have never in the history of my charter experience
had anyone questioned my capabilities in the galley.
Cloyce is not getting it.
I'’m being relatively direct, but it'’s not working.
I don'’t have anything to prove to you.
I do think you'’re struggling a little bit with time management.
There'’s a lot of----ing variables, though.
I'’m trying to help you from my 11 years of yachting.
But maybe in the two years of yachting,
you'’ve been doing, you know, better.
Well, yeah.
Next on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...
[laughing]
With what?
- ing...
I see a lack of urgency.
You go for a coffee, then it'’s a cigarette,
then it'’s another coffee.
This is absolutely bullsh--.
[bleep]'’s sakes.
You'’ve got to get Glenn.
Oh, [bleep], that boat'’s getting close.
Move this. Move.
Hello! [bleep]
- [knocking] - Glenn...
- ing hell.