Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...
Roomie!
Oh, this could have been a really bad idea.
Oh, I know.
I do snore, though. Are you prepared?
[bleep], you do snore.
Could you see a relationship with me?
Gary...
I'm just asking for a friend here.
Unless Gary did some serious growing up very fast...
Just no----ing way.
You're the one person on this boat
that I feel like I can be myself around.
I'll tell you that straight up right now.
Hey, bitches!
Hut 41!
Hut!
Stop! I'm talking, Gary.
I think Daisy needs someone
a little bit more mature, you know?
I do like your hair like this. This is nice.
Oh, thank you.
You might just have to get it out your system, buddy.
Jillian and Sharie plan to enjoy
fun in the sun alongside their friends.
So this is to our Spain vacation, you guys!
- You go, you go! - Shot, Shot!
[laughing]
It's not sweet enough.
Yours not sweet enough?
This right here tastes like cough syrup.
- Oh, my God! - Sh--!
Thank God this is just a one night charter.
What happened to Daisy? She went to go take a nap?
No, she's still running around downstairs.
How you guys doing?
Everything okay?
Why is Glenn in there?
I don't know, because they're not happy with something.
When you come to this level of luxury,
you do want what you pay for.
I feel like the guys kind of went over and beyond
to kind of help us have a good time.
Okay.
The girls were all really friendly,
but some of the things that came up
is they weren't as attentive.
Even though you felt like the girls was friendly,
they was friendly in front of us,
but I feel like as soon as they turned around,
they was just like rolling their eyes, just frustrated.
What's going on? This is quite uneasy.
It's taking so long.
I don't like it.
They had conversation. You could just tell.
They were just irritated.
I'm very, very sorry for that
because that should never happen.
What would they be complaining about?
The spilled champagne.
Obviously, we've dropped the ball there, so I apologize.
- You were great. - It was great.
Thank you very much.
You made up for everything.
And I appreciate you saying that.
That's very nice, but we're a team.
And it's all about your experience.
We're going to chat and find ways to make sure
that that never happens again. All right?
- All righty. Thank you. - Thanks.
I'm going to head out to the dock.
Okay.
[bleep] this, it's going to be so uncomfortable.
Okay.
It was a pleasure having fun with you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
The food was great, man. Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you. Thank you.
So thank you, everyone.
It was a few little hiccups.
Sometimes we felt a little tension
between some of the girls.
Hopefully we didn't work you too much.
We kind of felt the frustration a little bit towards us.
And what else?
The main thing was I feel like the guys did such a great job
of trying to make us happy.
So just a few hiccups that we've already shared with you
and you can share with your crew.
- This is for you. - Thank you, thank you.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Bye - Thank you very much.
Keep waving.
All right, guys. That was a tough one.
That was not our easiest charter.
We'll chat about it and come up with solutions to all that.
Let's get everybody changed into their off charter, please.
That was very directed at us.
I'm really glad that the boys...
- We tried. - ...were able to do that.
But I'm also not going to take it
when you're giving us so much hostility
and we're working all these hours.
I was very happy with that charter.
They said us guys did great.
So thank you so much for your hard work.
I'm going to go talk to Glenn and say
we will work on this.
I think you all did a great job.
Not that was there for any of it.
Bring it in. Come on. Bring it in.
I don't want any guests to walk away
feeling like they had an experience like that.
That's not why I'm here.
I certainly didn't want them to feel like we didn't like them.
So yeah, I feel guilty and responsible.
Get changed.
And I'm going to talk to Glenn first.
Sweet.
Do you want to go down to the cabins?
Maybe, yeah.
I think people are worried about this tip meeting.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm not. Everything's good.
Well, you got very specially shouted out.
[bleep].
I'm personally, like, just losing
my passion and motivation.
I'm not speaking on behalf of Diana,
but you'll be on your phone, and then you come up,
and then you shout at us for something,
and then I'm like, I'm so confused.
- I shout at you? - Sometimes.
Oh.
Well, like, you'll, like, snap at us.
- Well, like, snap at me. - Okay.
- In particular. - I snap at you in particular.
Sometimes, yeah.
Hi.
It is drop-off day, girl.
Do neither of you have something to do?
Can you go find something to do, please?
You just snap, and then we kind of rub off on it,
and we're doing the same.
I don't feel like we're always a group performing at a whole
to our peak because of it.
It just seems sometimes we're, like, lacking, like,
we have no----ing clue what's going on.
Things have gone a bit more smoother because,
yes, we have taken initiative, and we've done stuff,
because now we know the program kind of to an extent,
but I still feel like we're operating off
no direction, and it's just hard.
I'm sorry that you felt like that,
or you feel that I snap at you.
Secondly, if you don't know what you're doing,
come and ask me.
I like to think I'm very approachable,
maybe in the heat of the moment, maybe I'm direct.
I mean, I can only make someone care so much.
You have to want to care for yourself.
I want to. I really, really do,
but, like, it's hard sometimes to want to care
when it just feels like you don't.
I'm sorry that I go off the vibe that I don't want to be here.
I actually think I'm a very pleasant crew member.
I'm not having a go.
No, no, it's not.
I'm just a bit blindsided.
I mean, obviously, I'm going to have to go and re-evaluate
how I can create passion in what you're doing.
Okay.
She's a----ing billboard for Gen Z.
Her headspace is just different. It is very millennial.
It's like they try to rub in our face,
like they're much older and wiser than us.
She thinks that I'm her equal.
I'm absolutely not her equal.
I'm her superior in every way.
You're a 23-year-old who knows absolutely----ing nothing.
Sit there, shut up, and learn from it.
I need a little snack.
A little snack, a little snack, a little snack.
- Rar! - Ah!
- Daisy? - Yes.
- Let's go have a chat. - Yes.
Okay, so before we went out to say our goodbyes,
I had a chat with them.
They just felt mostly that the service wasn't up to the level
that she would expect on a super yacht.
There was just such a bad vibe,
and I will take responsibility for that.
I mean, I felt like I always had my manners.
I think I tried to start a conversation,
but the looks I was getting,
a conversation, if I tried to start it,
it was like stonewalling,
and it got to the point where I was like,
I don't want to be around them.
But you set the tone for your department,
and so how can we come up with a way
that if we get the exact same mood from the next guest,
what can we do different?
Don't get yourself upset.
It's not just you.
I will make sure...
[bleep] me, this----ing day. I will be back.
Take a minute and come back. Take a minute and come back.
I'm waiting.
[sighs]
There's Daisy, I was wonder what's happening.
[sobs]
I told Daisy, that I think she's unmotivated
and not passionate and doesn't give a [bleep].
- You said that? - Yeah.
What am I supposed to do, Diana?
[sobbing]
...very hard to work for somebody
that doesn't give a [bleep].
Work-wise, she's not the worst Chief Stew
because she actually...
Like, she's comprehensive and stuff.
I've not seen that at all,
so kudos to you for noticing, but I have not seen that.
On my last boat, we would get punished
by our chief stew if we left a little bit of dust here
or, like, you forgot to take this bag out.
So, for me, Daisy is great.
I think the priority for Danni right now is,
like, flirting with guys.
She's not, like, considering
other people's feelings or, like, anything else.
Now, I look like a----ing bitch
because she's gonna spit on me
and make my life - ing hell.
This is so, like, mind gamey.
I don't do mind games, like, it's just facts.
Hi, I'm sorry for walking off.
That's okay. Let's go in the cabin.
This is not about chewing you out.
This is about trying to solve the problem.
It didn't go great in your department.
I know you can do it.
Take that on board, realize that,
hey, you know, I can do better, right?
Yeah, I appreciate it.
- Give me a hug. - Thank you.
What happened?
I was just telling her I think, like, it's hard to work
for someone who doesn't care.
All you can do is say how you feel,
but she's going to be defensive.
She's gonna, yeah, of course,
because she probably wasn't expecting it either.
I don't want to say any more because I feel bad for Dais.
All crew, all crew, can I get everybody
in the saloon for a tip meeting?
Copy.
You're good. Don't stress.
Let's get this "row on the shoad."
Sorry, excuse me.
Thank you.
- Okay? - Yeah.
All right. Another charter done.
We can't let the mood of the guests affect our mood.
We have to continue to provide excellent service to people,
whether they seem to enjoy it or not.
We can't control what they do,
but we can definitely control what we do.
Okay.
One more thing. The tip.
- $15,000 US dollar. - Whoa! That's not too bad.
Oh my God, even though that was a tough charter
and they didn't have the experience
they were quite expecting,
that was very generous.
So we appreciate it.
This is the home stretch.
Knock it out of the park for these last two.
All right? Good.
Tonight's the night, my boy.
I'm gonna shave my nuts. See you in a minute.
Enjoy that.
Here she is. Oh yeah.
Really?
She completely assassinated my character.
We're here to make you look great, sweetie.
She picked the wrong - ing person.
And if she had just...
I'll handle it when I'm calmer.
I'd like to have a good night.
Because I have the best night
when you're having the best night.
Because I always have the best night when I'm with you.
I'm not going to let it ruin my night.
- What's up? - What's going on?
Let's go.
Let's get this "row on the shoad", huh?
- Thank you, sir. - After you kind, sirs.
Okay.
Ibiza! Come on.
That was the worst charter I've ever done.
- And I've had... - This one?
I think you did an incredible job.
- All things considered. - You are very sweet.
It was tough.
I like the psychology of an older lady.
So yeah, I am definitely a bit flirty with Daisy.
You wouldn't be disappointed if you didn't----ing love it.
- [bleep] - [laughing]
When I was 17, I met this girl at the swing club.
She was 23 at the time.
We had a little thing.
And it eventually came down to the fact
that she wanted to get married.
Ultimately, it didn't work out.
But I remember our first date.
She had to come pick me up at the house.
And she was like, oh my God, this is illegal.
And I was like, not yet.
Yes, ma'am.
Hola, ¿qué tal?
Wow, well, this is pretty.
- Cute. - It is cute.
Oh, thank you.
- This is a nice spot. - This is nice.
Best view in all of Ibiza.
And the marina behind it, too.
Aw...
- Hi, guys. - Hi.
- Pinka sour. - Pinka sour for you.
- Can I have an espresso martini? - Old fashioned, please.
Old fashioned.
Bring me the carbs. Thank you very much.
I haven't eaten anything today.
My appetite is going to be----ed.
Ah, what a day.
What a day.
On the rise, to not dropping the ball again.
To not dropping the ball.
[clamoring]
That looks good.
Oh, thank you so much.
Wow.
Oh my God, this smells so good.
It's so yummy, dude.
We're not perfect, we're human.
It's hard to be self-aware
and to know what your flaws are
and then to hear them back.
And you're like, yeah, I know.
I actually hate fighting.
But when somebody hurts my feelings
or disrespects my boundaries or says something hurtful,
I will let you know about it.
But I won't fight for the sake of fighting.
That's interesting.
[gasps] Sh--.
- [barking] - Goodbye.
Can you pass my drink, please, D-dawg?
Thank you.
What's happening with you and Daisy there, man?
You guys are getting awfully close.
I don't know.
First, it was more just, like,
she was just a really good friend.
But I think to, like, more recently,
like the last charter,
kind of evolved into a bit more...
I can see you guys working.
I was going to ask you
because I know you guys have history.
So I value both of you a lot.
Last thing I want is to ruin a friendship
over, like, you know, a hook up or anything like that.
So...
If you guys hook up, I won't feel bad about it.
- I'm all for it. - Okay, cool.
Thank you so much. It's my treat.
- Even better. - Let's go. Vamos.
Thank you very much.
- What are we doing? - Going clubbing.
I'm so excited to go shake my ass.
- Cheers, everybody. - Yeah, baby.
Got to do the...
[laughing]
Listen up, listen, who wants to dance with everyone?
Let's go!
Honestly, it's hotter our here than it was inside.
That's what I said.
I listen to you all the time.
[bleep]
You want a cigarette?
- Wow, hello, hello. - Hello.
Hello.
Go on.
You sure?
I guess she likes me back, you know?
It's a very pleasantly surprising kiss.
[laughing]
Oh my God...
Let's go.
Woo!
Guys, that was a pretty fun night, I've got to say.
Dais, tell us what was your highlights of the night?
Um, I kissed someone.
- Did you? - Does his name start with a K?
Maybe.
Yeah, you kissed Keith, didn't you?
It's kind of funny, too, to have that vibe transferred,
but whatever, I'm along for the ride.
- Well, I had fun. - It was really sweet.
It was nice to have a kiss.
[babbles]
You wish Daisy was here instead of me.
No, no, no.
I'm not gonna kiss you, sorry.
No, you're playing it cool, don't worry.
I am so tired.
I do believe it, you had a lot of rollercoasters.
I did have a lot of rollercoasters,
I had a little bit of a tough day,
thank you for acknowledging that.
I'm gonna go to bed.
Ah!
Night, people.
Cloyce! How was your taxi?
Hey, boy, you coming to the jacuzzi?
Daisy, you hook up with Keith tonight.
You told me you wanted to just be work colleagues,
and that's what we're going to be, is work colleagues.
Oh!
Look at that!
How was it, Keith?
What?
[laughing]
Are you all right, Cloyce?
Yeah, I'm great.
I actually feel bad for Cloyce, if he really liked her.
I get it, because I've been in that situation
with Danni and Chase.
[slapping]
[Danni moans]
It's just, it's----ed.
Go talk to him, I'm going to bed.
Oh, my [bleep], this is hot.
What do you want to say?
You know that Gary and I have a very complicated relationship.
Yeah, I know.
He says he is, but I'm not entirely sure he is.
What do you think about Daisy and Keith?
I just do not understand. Bro, I do not understand it.
Tell you what, let's do this.
You go to bed, we can make out.
So you're still going to make out with me?
Of course I would. Why wouldn't I?
No, I appreciate that.
Coming off the breakup with Colin,
I think I've learned a lot
and I think he deserves honesty from me.
You want me to tuck you in? Oh my God.
- Yeah, definitely. - You're so needy, but it's okay.
I am needy.
Keith is very secure in himself.
He's just so emotionally stable.
Feels like you want me to stay.
It's a weird situation, bro. - ing hell.
Daisy's made it pretty clear by her kissing Keith
that she doesn't want anything with me.
[kissing]
She's not my girlfriend, but I do have feelings for her
and I love her to bits.
I'm going to kiss you and then say good night.
Buona notte.
Sleep well.
At the end of the day, I still want to be in her life,
whether it's as friends or lovers or just work colleagues.
I guess for now it seems like
it's just going to be work colleagues.
Do you have a good night?
Yeah, it was very fun.
Well done for behaving.
Thank you, I'm always behaved.
Yeah, of course.
Hey, are you gonna have a little chat this morning?
- With who? - Who do you think?
Yeah, I'm 100% having a chat.
I just want good vibes for the rest of the season.
Like, if someone came at me
and was absolutely awful and led me to tears...
Yeah, I wasn't even...
I wasn't there, so I couldn't comment.
Danni's incredibly manipulative,
and you're playing into the manipulation.
Yeah, maybe I am.
That's why I want you guys to sort it out.
Probably take it for like an ice cream and chat to her there.
Absolutely not.
Take a----ing toddler for a little treat.
[laughing]
Oh my God.
- Morning! - Why do you look so good?
What the hell?
'Cause I only drink three drinks yesterday.
Boun giorno, mother----ers.
Morning!
Hello, good morning.
- How are you? - Yeah, good thanks.
Danni, do you girls know what you're doing,
or do you need direction?
- Hey, dude. - How are you?
- Good. How are you? - Good, man. Good.
That's good. I'm happy to hear that.
Well, I hope the energy gets better, because...
Well, our energy's pretty up there.
No, no, mine and yours, yes.
Keith, you've been making out with Daisy, man!
Tell us about that sh--.
It was great.
Was it just a----ing innocent drunken kiss?
I don't know, we'll see.
Do you think there'll be another one?
I hope there's another one.
- Oh! - We'll see.
Has Gary said anything to you?
Well, I spoke to Gary before.
He was like, no, look, we have our histories.
It's all good.
I will tell you, him giving you the go-ahead
doesn't exactly mean he means what he says.
- Really? - Yeah.
Wait, be honest with me, do you like Daisy?
No, no, no.
No, I like her as a friend.
You've got that look in your eye.
What? So I'm just quite happy that you guys hooked up.
No, you're not.
To be honest, I think if you want to go for it, go for it.
He doesn't always say what he means.
Okay.
Maybe he does mind, I don't know.
Good to know, yeah.
The last thing I want to do right now is piss off my boss.
But I really like Daisy
and I feel like there is something here.
Daisy's her own woman, she can decide what she wants to do.
We're all just incestuous, disgusting pigs.
We're all just winky cousins at the end of the day.
Winky cousins?
[laughing]
Daisy, Gary, Cloyce, can you guys meet me in the mess
in five minutes for a preference sheet meeting?
Copy.
Ah!
- Slow down, Jesus Christ. - Okay.
Ooh, that looks like a lot of guests.
Detox.
This is a world-famous drag superstar from Chicago.
Thrilled to finally be taking a vacation.
She's bringing along her sister Heather,
along with fellow drag queen Lola Lecroix,
and three other friends.
Her friend Mark is an adult film director.
It's his first time back in...
- Why is that funny? - He's a porn star.
- No, he directs it. - A director.
He says, go in, go out.
[laughing]
I'm in the wrong industry.
On day one, the guests would like to enjoy
all the boat has to offer before a dinner
that will blow their minds.
On night two, they want an intergalactic,
metallic-themed evening.
After, they hope to bring some of the crew with them
- for a night in the town. - Yeah, baby.
So that's something we're going to have to figure out.
The guests will be arriving at 3 o'clock.
- Cool. - Yes, thank you.
Oh, my God, this transom is filthy.
Where did Chase sleep last night?
He didn't sleep in his dog bunk.
No, he slept in one of the guest cabins.
Oh, they did? I thought that was like a big no no.
True, yeah.
But I'm seriously considering taking away the privilege.
Really?
I lost my passion for yachting because of you.
I don't know how I'm going to continue in this industry.
You're such a negative boss.
Ugh...
Sparkle, sparkle, bitch.
Danni, can we go down and have a chat?
- Yes. - Having fun yet?
Yeah. Never a boring day.
It won't be today either.
So, I have taken the time to reflect
on what you spoke to me yesterday about.
I know we're tired and emotions are running high.
And, yes, of course, I want to finish the season strong.
So, thank you for coming to me and speaking to me about it.
I think you're a great stew.
I think you're a great asset to the team.
However, saying that,
it's not my job to create passion in you.
That's up to you.
And to say that this season is only carrying on
because of the initiative you and Diana have taken,
quite frankly, is very undermining to me.
Yes, we get----ed up charters,
but that's not fair to put that on me.
I'm really, really not okay with it.
It's not my job to create passion in you.
To say that this season is only carrying on
because of the initiative you and Diana have taken,
quite frankly is very undermining to me.
I'm really, really not okay with this.
I am your manager.
I'm good at my job and I think it is important
for you to understand your rank.
I've given you extra liberties
like let you go into the guest cabins.
So as I've taken the time to reflect my position in this,
I also want you to take the time to reflect on your position.
Yeah, I mean, I really am grateful
for all the things that you do, but yeah,
it was just, I'm sorry.
That's okay.
I know it's a high intensity environment
and I appreciate the apology.
Hopefully we can go forward and finish the season strong.
- Yeah, I'm sorry. - Thank you.
- We'll be great. Good. - Thank you.
I think Danni has lost sight of what her role is on this boat.
She is here to do beds and heads
and to set the odd table if I allow her to.
I think Daisy hates me because I'm a threat to her position.
Huh?
Yeah.
Mark is an adult film director.
It's his first time back in Ibiza
since filming an award-winning adult movie.
So you would think based on... what?
This is his IMDb.
So one is "Sweet Meat."
"You Asked For It."
"Train My Hole."
Oh my God.
Oh, "Urine Ibiza." Here it is.
It's called "Urine..."
Oh, no.
It's spelled Urine.
- Oh, [bleep]. - Urine.
That's my cue to leave.
All crew, all crew,
get changed into your white shorts, please.
Okay. [bleep] yeah.
We're pretty much ready.
Champagnes.
Let's get this bread, man.
My God, we're getting on a boat.
Look how beautiful it is.
Is that them?
Yes, definitely.
All crew, all crew.
The guests are walking down the dock.
The wonderful wizard of Ibiza.
You go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
- Hi. - Hi.
Is my vagina showing from my skirt?
You can take your shoes off there if you like.
Watch your Louis and your Gucci's.
Whenever you guys are ready,
we can get you to head up the passerelle
and meet the rest of the crew.
- Oh my God. - Don't fall, honey.
- I'm Gary. - I'm Detox.
- How are you? - Detox, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you, I'm Cloyce. - Cloyce?
Cloyce.
It's a weird one.
Welcome to Parsifal. Welcome to Ibiza.
Have you guys been Ibiza before?
We've got a lot of fun stuff for you guys
planned for the next couple of days.
We have a lot of things in store for you, too.
Don't worry.
Welcome on board. I'm going to hand you over to Daisy.
She's going to take you for a little tour of the boat.
Here we've got the flybridge.
Here we've got the hot tub.
Behind you, you've got the bunny pads.
This is gorgeous.
We don't throw up in the hot tub, ladies.
Or the sinks.
No, that's the worst place to do it.
- No, I know. - It'll back everything up.
[laughing]
Wow.
Jesus Christ.
I think there's another guest in this one.
This is the master.
Daisy, are you able to go out with us?
I don't know. We'll have to see.
- I have to go talk to Glenn. - I know.
What's the best way to, like,
convince him to let some of you guys come out with us?
Anal?
[laughing]
We have a million bags.
- Oh, no, that's fine. - We're so sorry.
I have to pack for two genders, bitch.
So, like, you know.
So, we're all getting dragged up this chart.
Actually won a competition back in the days.
Men dressed like women,
and women dressed like men.
I was young, 18, 17.
There was quite a few people watching and cheering...
I can't remember.
I don't know.
I was, I was hot.
[laughing]
So sick of being a pale bitch.
Gary, Glenn? Are the marineros here?
That is affirmative.
Let's rock this charter, boys.
Hi, Dad. How are we doing?
We're just getting some lines off.
Glenn, you've got two and a half meters,
two and a half meters on your port side.
This is a really hot crew.
The tender's long, Glenn. The tender is long.
Oh, we're moving.
Cloyce!
I don't know how this is going to go.
This sh-- ought to be wild.
Hello.
Our boat is bigger than yours.
Okay, we're going to get sails up.
Oh, baby.
There's some wind today.
We are hoisting the sails.
Hello. We're putting the sails up.
This we call the main sail.
This is called the mizzen sail.
You see this sail here how it's wound up?
It's called the mandrel.
There's a lot of friction there.
- Yeah. - So...
- Are you doing this on purpose? - I'm not doing this on purpose.
You're giving me visuals. There's a lot of friction.
Know your audience, Glenn.
We sometimes use lube.
Hey, hot stuff. How are you?
I'm good, are you?
Good, good.
Yeah, it'll be okay.
Hold!
Cheers, bitch. We are sailing in Ibiza.
Look how beautiful.
Oh, she's going sideways.
Ooh, ooh.
There we go.
Oh, God, everything's underwater.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
[screaming]
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I feel like I'm eating something I just got
after I was drunk after the bar.
There we go again.
That was a cheese stick in bulb form.
I can't believe the wind is literally moving this boat.
- It's amazing. - It's blowing my mind.
Wow.
We're doing a core workout over here.
The water's so beautiful.
Oh my God, everything's underwater.
Wow, are you okay?
Ah! Ah!
Well, I'm having a ball. I hope you guys are.
Thinks he's----ing Olympic sailing.
I was designed to be a pirate.
You kind of are, you're a lawyer.
Like you----ing can rob these hoes of their booty
and call it a day.
Ah!
You good? Here, let me help.
Oh, I love fresh fruit.
Oh my God, yes.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, yes.
- You got 16 degrees of heel. - Yeah.
Garlic?
It was in the same chopping block as something else.
Tastes like onions.
Nice. Crispy.
I think the fruit might have been cut
on the same board as garlic.
[gasps]
So sorry, I will sort it out.
Cloyce, they think the fruit tastes like garlic.
- Really? - Yeah.
I haven't cut any garlic today.
Dragon fruit tastes like garlic.
After last night, I don't feel like
I'm in the right headspace.
Definitely not a good first look.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
That's a funny situation.
Hmm.
Really dumb.
I want that dragon fruit really bad.
17 knots of breeze now.
Everything was cut with a new board and a new knife,
so I'm hoping for the best.
But if not, he says it's probably just the fruit.
Oh, yeah.
It doesn't taste like garlic anymore.
It's really good.
We could probably drop these sails, eh?
Go for it.
Oh, sh--. Okay, I'm gonna go put sunblock on.
This is the perfect spot for tonight and tomorrow.
Davide, let her go.
What time do you think you'd like dinner at?
- I think 10:00 will be good. - Okay, cool.
I want to get in the water.
Okay, we got four shots in the water.
What are we gonna do?
[Danni growls]
Steamer's so hot.
- You burn yourself? - Yeah.
Where? You got a boo-boo?
Right there.
- Does it hurt? - It feels kinda...
Woo!
[cheering]
Yeah!
That was the most graceful exit I think I've seen.
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Woo hoo!
Look at Matt.
He's looking for homosexuals underwater.
Dive!
I love it.
You can start setting up for dinner.
All crew, get into your blacks.
These look too tight. They look a bit tight.
Yeah, you look like a biscuit ready to pop, dude.
I think those are perfect ones to wear for this charter, bud.
[laughing]
What's for dinner tonight?
I'm still piecing it together. Way behind.
Which is not good.
It's just compounding.
I'm sure you're gonna smash it, bro.
Okay, I'm gonna go rest and get ready.
See you at 10:00.
Did Daisy say we have to use this one?
Well, she was the one putting it down.
Would you.
- I'm taken. - Keith! Keith!
- Dais? - What?
I love you. I love you.
I love you all.
I have to go downstairs and become a woman.
Compliment the forest.
The forest is good.
I love it.
So pretty. Yeah. Love it.
Yeah, baby. What are those?
- Croquettes? - Croquettas.
What's inside?
Love and juice and cheese and little razzle dazzle.
- Yes. - This looks so pretty.
- Oh my God, this is stunning. - This is so good.
Thank you, baby.
[sighs]
Okay, we have all guests at the table.
What's the first course?
Croqueta.
- Hello, hello. - Hello, hello.
Hello.
Thank you.
- Hello. - Yes, chef.
Spain, as we know, famous for the croqueta.
You have a little bit of Spanish spice, a lemon aioli.
- Enjoy. - Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I normally don't eat fried food, but I'm going to try this.
- I like it. - I think it's really good.
I like it.
- I like that lemon. - Mm-hmm.
I feel like I'm eating something
I just got after I was drunk after the bar.
- I'm into it. - Mm-hmm.
I'm really proud of our little man.
Y'all, it's a cheese stick with aioli.
- It's good. - Just enjoy it.
- Yeah. - Okay.
It's really good.
I got a question to ask you.
There we go again.
Um...
That was a cheese stick in bowl form.
I will pass it on to him.
I'm going to go get my phone while I'm waiting.
They like them but they only ate one.
That's----ing weird.
I would smash three of those, but they are rich.
Those are good.
What is in them?
Sex.
Cheers to boats and hoes, honey.
I want to get turned up tonight.
Hey, from things I could hear,
they weren't that mad about the croquettes.
I think they were just like, it's like fried cheese.
Which is----ing delicious.
I agree, but I think they're looking for like six star.
Love a good deep fried cheese, I really do,
but not what I miss super yacht in Ibiza.
- Salad. - Cheers.
- Cheers.
Let's do it.
Woo!
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's an arugula salad.
Then you have a bruleed goat's cheese.
- Please enjoy. - Thank you.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
Hope he got his parents permission to be out this late.
It's really good.
- You like it? - Yeah, I like it.
What's his name again?
Cloyce.
[laughing]
I'm deaf, I'm deaf.
I'm sorry.
He's young. They might have not named him yet.
- What is chef's name again? - Cloyce.
- Royce? - No, Cloyce.
- Cloyce. - Yes.
Cloyce is his name.
The 12 year old's name is Cloyce.
Oh!
America and parts of Southeast...
God, these turned out really nice.
The medium rares.
And that's us cleared.
What do you think of Keith's face?
One out of ten.
Like on a scale of what?
- I'm not answering that. - Of human attraction.
I think everyone's a 10 here.
It's a good try. I love that. Yeah.
That's safe.
But Keith's got a really nice face though, right?
Yeah, everyone has a nice face.
Really? I'm getting closer.
It was almost a compliment.
I don't give compliments. You're asking the wrong person.
An interesting fact:
I was a church organist for four years.
Really?
I was a church organist.
I would love for you to play my organ later.
Ha!
Wait for this next course.
I have a feeling they're gonna enjoy it.
Davide, would you mind firing up that smoker?
- You got it. - Nice.
Where the hell is this next course though?
Are we serious?
Danny, can you get Hickory and Peach wood chips
out of there for me?
We got a cheese stick and a salad
and what the hell is going on now?
- There's more coming. - He might be grounded.
Girl, she's taking forever.
Watch those embers.
We get a tea towel, maybe on those.
Just going to take selfies
because there's nothing else to do
except for drink and wait.
That's the battery gone. No battery, no blow.
[bleep]
It's been a long time.
- [bleep] - Come on.
It's already not great that we had the little fruit debacle
and the little croquette situation.
He's a child. I want to be nice.
Literally a child.
I just want to know where the hell he is.
Guys, we got to go.
Come on.
I'm going back down to my quarters.
I'll be back.
Just going to take forever or whatever.
I'm going to take my own time.
[bleep]
Cloyce has been consistent in his inconsistencies.
And at this point in the season,
I need someone that I can depend on.
Whatever you have now, you got to go with it.
- I think we need to go, guys. - The whole thing sucks.
Jesus.
Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht."
Woo!
Let me introduce you to Davi-Diva!
I know they've invited us to the club,
but you're not going.
She's doing it on purpose because she's mad at Danni.
It's not fair.
Cheers, my love.
That's so bad, Gary.
For him to disappoint me in this way, I don't understand.
You broke the----ing rules
and now you're here getting upset.