1 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:11,480 OVERLAPPING, INDISTINCT CHATTER 2 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:21,960 - This programme contains some strong language 3 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,240 Yes, I went to Pam's son's wedding. 4 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,360 The bride was sneezing all the way up the aisle. 5 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,280 Lucky she had the veil, really. 6 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,680 - Trust? 7 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:38,680 Oh, no, of course I trust you. 8 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,440 DOOR BUZZER 9 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,680 No! Whatever you think is right. 10 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,280 Yes, I'm fine. I'm picking your dad up, he's at the doctor's. 11 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,680 - Half an hour, this'll be fixed. - Oh, lovely! 12 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,960 DOOR BUZZER 13 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,760 Rachel, no... I promise, I'm not trying to get involved. 14 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,000 I just... 15 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,560 I want to make sure it's reasonable. 16 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:05,680 Yes, well, either way, perhaps we don't need special chocolates. 17 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,880 Oh! 18 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,960 I don't want to make a scene. 19 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,920 I know you've got a lot going on. 20 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,720 DOOR BUZZER 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,160 I'm not good on my own. 22 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,200 - Just enjoy it. You're on holiday! 23 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,400 Talk to someone you don't know! 24 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:21,400 - HE CHUCKLES 25 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,800 Sounds horrific. 26 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,560 No, I've got my books. Er, I'll be fine. 27 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,360 - I'm so sorry. 28 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,240 - Finger food? Yes, of course we can. 29 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,680 But maybe just a couple of types. 30 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,600 It's the cost, Rachel. The... 31 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:51,600 HORN BLARES 32 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,640 Please don't get at me! 33 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,160 Oh! No, it's all right, I'm driving. 34 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,720 DOOR BUZZER 35 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,440 - Get the windows cleaned, and make sure Finbar does the paperwork 36 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,040 on a Thursday, cos he forgets. Yeah, it's petty cash, 37 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,280 but it's still got to be filed on the system. One sec. 38 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:07,280 - HE PANTS 39 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,800 - Hey. S...sorry I'm late. I'm Andy. 40 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,560 - Yeah, we met. 41 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,320 Remember? 42 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,000 I'll be in in a minute. 43 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,080 - Right. 44 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,800 - Sorry, what? 45 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,760 No, he was just, erm... Doesn't matter. 46 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,080 Er, petty cash, right... 47 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,000 - Yes! Yes, I know you like them. 48 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,080 But they're so small and so expensive. 49 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:27,080 HORN BLARES 50 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:27,080 But I don't know if 51 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,120 it's justifiable. 52 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:30,120 Argh! 53 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,320 BRAKES SQUEAL 54 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,680 Ah! 55 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,560 - What on Earth do you think you're doing?! - I'm sorry. 56 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:42,360 - You nearly bloody killed me! - I'm sorry. 57 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,960 I really am. - Why the hell were you driving so fast? 58 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,080 You're lucky I took a step back! - I know, I know. 59 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,600 It's just, I'm on my way to collect my... 60 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,120 Oh, my...! 61 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,640 Dawn? 62 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,960 You're Dawn Mitchell! 63 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,160 Dawn! It's Gail! 64 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,480 Gail Reynolds! - What? 65 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,000 - Well... Oh, you'd know me as Gail Matthews. 66 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,960 We were at school together. 67 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,560 Well, I haven't seen you in 50 years! 68 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,120 - Oh, Gail Matthews! 69 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,800 Well... 70 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,440 - Wha...? 71 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,600 - Look at you. 72 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:19,080 - Better late than never. - I'm so sorry. It's just, I had a... 73 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,520 - No, it's fine. 20 minutes stood here I'll never get back. 74 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,480 I've had lots of thoughts. - I'm sure, but it's just something happened... 75 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,800 - Mainly that I should arrange a taxi next time. 76 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,240 Oh. Hello. 77 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,080 - Hi. - Oh, this is Dawn. 78 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,240 She was crossing the road, and I nearly hit her. 79 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,920 - You nearly...? - Yes. But it turns out that we know each other! 80 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,320 Haven't seen each other since we were at school. 81 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,080 - I'm sorry. You nearly hit her?! 82 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,640 - Yes, I know. I just didn't see... 83 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,280 - Hello. Henry. 84 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,480 I'm so sorry about my wife. 85 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,040 - Good to meet you. - I said I'd give her a lift home. 86 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,160 Least I can do. - Absolutely, the least. 87 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,960 Look, why don't we take you for a cup of tea somewhere nice? 88 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:02,040 You two can catch up, have a gossip, whatever ladies do, 89 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,040 and we can all just... 90 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,800 ..steady ourselves, yes? What do you think? 91 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,360 - All right. Thank you. - Perfect. 92 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,760 Oh, and, er, don't worry... 93 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,000 ..I'll drive. 94 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,360 - How was the trip? - I mean... 95 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,400 - Europe, right? - Yeah, we travelled around all summer. 96 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,680 Sorry. It was booked in advance. - Oh, you're fine. You're here now. 97 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,760 - How's it going? - Good, yeah. Er, just gone on leave, 98 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,120 and there's so much to get ready and buy, 99 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,160 and suddenly our flat's falling apart. 100 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,560 The microwave's broken and the washing machine's got a leak 101 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,520 or something. - But you're with this guy...? 102 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,120 - Liam, yeah. I met him after we... - Yeah, yeah. 103 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:46,280 Well, erm, clearly you have good taste in men, so... 104 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,440 - Oh, it was very dark at the party. 105 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,920 - Aw, come on. We liked each other. 106 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,680 - We were drunk. 107 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,040 - And it was really good, by the way. 108 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,840 - What was? - Us. 109 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,200 - QUIETLY: - The sex. 110 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,200 Just saying, it was good. 111 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,400 I-I liked it. 112 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,320 - Well, it certainly did the job. 113 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,880 Liam? This is Andy. 114 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,480 He drives a delivery van, got stuck in traffic, 115 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,240 and he's the father of our child. 116 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,960 - Hello, good to meet you. - Yeah, you too. 117 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,200 Oh, these are cool. 118 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,200 - Yeah. Er, we've actually got most of what we need. 119 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,280 - We should probably be heading back. 120 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,120 - We've got an appointment. 121 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,400 - What? Well, I thought we were shopping together? 122 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,600 - Yeah, but you were an hour late, so it... 123 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,360 - Oh. OK. 124 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,920 Well, I'm supposed to be at work anyway, so.... 125 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,160 Just text me the details, and I'll pay half for all the stuff. 126 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,880 - Oh, thanks. 127 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,040 - Sorry I was late. 128 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,240 - Yeah, we need to go. - Right. 129 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,720 Bye. 130 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,280 - Bye. 131 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,600 Shit. 132 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,560 - Belle? They're ready for you. 133 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,840 - It's about order, efficiency, communication. 134 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,960 My aim is to make sure that I can take the task off your desk 135 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,600 and leave you to do your job. 136 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,120 Keep tight, efficient control. 137 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,160 - You haven't worked in an office environment for a while. 138 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,440 Are you sure you would enjoy it, being part of a bigger team? 139 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:28,040 - Oh, yes! I'd enjoy seeing how we could all... 140 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,920 ..work together. 141 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,800 - Tell me about you, Belle, your hobbies. 142 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,440 - I'm very much into Pilates. 143 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,000 - That's what you teach, isn't it? 144 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,440 What do you do when you're not working? 145 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,920 When you have a spare moment? 146 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,320 I suppose what I'm getting at... 147 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,400 ...where does the joy come in your life? 148 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,160 I like to get a sense of a person. 149 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,280 So, what do you really love? 150 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,080 - Architecture. 151 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,000 - Architecture? - Yep. 152 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,960 Like, buildings, bridges... 153 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,680 - You should see her changing lanes! - Oh, Henry, that's not true... 154 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,680 - Clear the area! Hold on to your hats! 155 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,640 I mean, I don't want to be rude, 156 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,080 but how many times did you take your test? - Oh, can we not? 157 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,640 - Guess. - Sorry? - I mean, two is probably average, 158 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,680 three is a lot. Guess how many? 159 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,880 Nine. Nine times. 160 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,520 - Yes, nine! 161 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,680 - You were never great at following rules. 162 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,960 - Has she invited you to her party? It's tomorrow. 163 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,680 She's 70! - Fantastic. 164 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,200 Let your hair down! 165 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,760 - Bring some old photographs of her. We like a laugh! 166 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,280 What do you think? 167 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,760 - Love to. - Good! Anyway... 168 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,000 A latte? What can I get for you? 169 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,160 - Green tea? - Green tea! Very good. 170 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,040 - So, running your own business? 171 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,880 - Yes. - That's just as I would've imagined. 172 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,720 Doing exactly what you want. You were like that at school. 173 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,560 So much energy. - Well, you were energetic, too. 174 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:12,280 - Oh, busy, certainly. - And also wild. 175 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,000 - Wild? No! 176 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,120 - We all thought you'd run away to the circus or something. 177 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,360 That you'd go and do something incredible. 178 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,520 - Really? Silly. 179 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,520 - You're all right, are you? 180 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,360 - Yeah. Kids are all grown-up now. 181 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,280 Self-sufficient, mostly. 182 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,000 Henry's fun. 183 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,280 We...we...we go away sometimes. 184 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,840 - Why were you driving so fast? 185 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,880 - Oh, Dawn, I'm sorry. 186 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,880 What a thing! - No, it's fine. 187 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,520 But I'd just love to know why. 188 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,000 - Well... 189 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,720 ..to pick Henry up. 190 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,720 He hates waiting. 191 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,520 What? 192 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,840 THUNDER RUMBLES 193 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,520 - My God, by your grace... 194 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,600 - Oh, my God. 195 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:03,600 I'm sorry! 196 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,000 - SHE LAUGHS 197 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,240 - What happened? - It hit him. 198 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,640 - He was having a moment. 199 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,160 - Distracted by the hot guy on the balcony? 200 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:25,880 - DOORBELL CLATTERS 201 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,920 Oh... 202 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:34,960 - What? You've got that look Mum had when I'd eaten her chocolate 203 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,320 or got pregnant or whatever. I guess you didn't get the job? 204 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,720 - No, I didn't. Your doorbell fell off. 205 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,720 You getting out? 206 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,160 - No. 207 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,640 - Are you taking the pill? 208 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,320 - I'm still a loon. If that's what you're asking. 209 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,480 The remote for the TV didn't work yesterday, 210 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,760 so I smashed it to pieces with a chair. 211 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,160 Now I can only watch ITV2. 212 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,880 Which isn't ideal. 213 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,360 I want you to take Maya. 214 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,600 - You w...? - I want her to live with you, in your flat. 215 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,400 You've got a spare room... - You're her mother! 216 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,560 - No! You're her aunt. She wouldn't intrude. 217 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,960 - She would. 218 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,000 And we've made our decisions. You had children and I... 219 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,680 - Waited too long. - Never wanted them. 220 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:27,680 I help where I can, but... 221 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:27,680 - Hey. 222 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,760 - DOOR CLOSES 223 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,960 She's supposed to be at school! 224 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,880 - Hi, sweetheart! 225 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,040 Belle's here. - Morning, Maya! 226 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,320 You're home early. 227 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,400 - Don't patronise me. - Oh, for Christ's sake! 228 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,480 - "Morning, Maya! You're home early!" - All right, fine. 229 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,200 Let's just not speak. - Yeah, I'm good with that. 230 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,760 I got sent home for being aggressive. - Well, what did you do? 231 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,200 - Nothing. I was talking with Kat in physics, and when Mr Kingston told 232 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,880 us to stop, I accidentally dropped magnesium in a Bunsen burner and... 233 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,280 - Oh, Maya, why can't you...? 234 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,040 - Actually, I've been trying really hard recently! 235 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,760 Turning up, homework on time - but, no. 236 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,040 Turns out, whatever I do, I'm aggressive. 237 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,120 So I might as well be! 238 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,440 - DOOR SLAMS 239 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,960 See you next week. 240 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,840 I'm not going to help by getting in between you... 241 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,120 - No, you just don't want something in your life you can't control. 242 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,360 - What, you ran her over? - She was fine! 243 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,760 - Talk about Friends Reunited. - Good! 244 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,840 - So she's your age? - Well, we were at school together, yes. 245 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,280 - So 70. - Er, nearly 70, yes. 246 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,680 - She's a pensioner. You hit her with a car, and she went spinning off? 247 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,280 - No, sorry... - I didn't hit her! 248 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,880 - Fucking hell! - Rachel! 249 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,400 - Mum, it's not funny! You could've killed her! 250 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,920 - Well, I agree, it's not funny. - But what we haven't established 251 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,800 is why your mother drove straight round a corner without looking. 252 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,640 - I just wasn't paying attention. 253 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,520 I've got a lot on. - You? Like what? 254 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,480 - You mean the party? You don't have to do anything... 255 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,440 - All right, but if I left it up to you, we'd have to 256 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,400 take out a mortgage. - Rachel's right, leave it to her. 257 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,480 - Actually, the really strange thing... - I don't want to be 258 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,120 controversial, but on the subject of money... - she kept looking at me... 259 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,320 - ..I need to borrow some again. - ..like she'd seen something. 260 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,520 Or, I don't... - Again? What's the problem now? How much? 261 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,000 - Er, five. - Jon! - Just to tide me over! 262 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,800 - Well, a fiver's not so bad. 263 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,080 - 500, Dad. 264 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,240 - 500! Well, that's a different matter. 265 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,560 - Stop it, yeah? I'm not a child. I don't like it either. 266 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,280 - Jon. - Just to tide me over! 267 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,720 - We can't. - You can. - Not again. 268 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,920 - It's exceptional circumstances! - Well, we might be able to, 269 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,560 but your mother's got a point. - Mum doesn't understand money. 270 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,240 - Yes, she does. She might not... - You always say she doesn't know how 271 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,560 bank accounts work, and she hasn't got a card with contactless 272 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,840 cos she can't be bothered to sort it out. You always say 273 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,440 she's hopeless with money. - Maybe, but she's still your mother. 274 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,280 - You should get contactless, Mum. 275 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,560 - She's never developed the skills, but, in fairness, 276 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,240 that's because I've always handled the financial side. 277 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,800 Actually, I've handled as much as I can, leaving your mother to live 278 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,320 a life of luxury. A lady who lunches, isn't that right? 279 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,600 - I used to do things. 280 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,000 - What? 281 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,680 - Seeing Dawn today, she reminded me. 282 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,120 I was head girl. - You... Yes, I know. 283 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,720 Won't shut up about it! 284 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,240 - In a band, too. 285 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,120 - A...a band? 286 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,400 - Yes, I was the singer. I never told you? 287 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,440 Yes, we covered the Rolling Stones, Small Faces. 288 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,000 We were called...Purple Dragon. 289 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,920 Or Purple something. 290 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,880 I smoked pot. 291 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:10,880 - Pot?! 292 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,840 - THEY LAUGH 293 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,600 - Is this early onset? A concussion? 294 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,920 - No, don't laugh. Seriously, it could be shock. 295 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,960 I mean, come on. Purple Dragon? 296 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,760 - Do you think she's making it up? I mean, she never really sings. 297 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,400 - No, she does, I've heard her. 298 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,520 When you were babies, she used to sing a bit. 299 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,760 - Any good? - "Good" is not exactly the word I'd use. 300 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,600 It certainly didn't put you to sleep. 301 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,760 Cried your eyes out most of the time. 302 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:32,760 - Is she all right? - Your mum? 303 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,680 - BUZZING 304 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,720 - Oh, you know her. She's fine. 305 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,720 She's always fine. 306 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,240 - FAINT BUZZING 307 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,680 DOOR BUZZER 308 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,720 - Unexpected! 309 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,080 - You...you busy? - No. Come in. 310 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,920 What's that? 311 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,920 - Holiday? - Er, no. 312 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,840 Liam's going away with work tomorrow. 313 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,200 - Right. - He's just in the shower. 314 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,920 He'll be out in a minute. 315 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,720 - Wow. You weren't joking. 316 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,560 So much kit. 317 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,760 - Shit...! 318 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,320 DOOR BUZZER 319 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,000 So good of you to come back. 320 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,560 - Not a problem. 321 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,400 - Thank you for the buzzer! Perfect. 322 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,520 Now, can I get you anything? 323 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,440 Cup of tea? 324 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,840 Glass of wine? - Oh, no, tea's good. 325 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,080 Thanks for the offer, though. 326 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,840 - So, it was this switch here. 327 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:20,840 SHE FLICKS SWITCH 328 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,320 - Ah. - Stopped working. 329 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,200 - So...so, I bought you something. 330 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,240 It's a microwave. Only cos you said yours didn't work. 331 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,120 I know it's not about the money, but I had some savings and thought, 332 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,000 if I can make things easier... Make up for being late. 333 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,680 - That's really sweet. 334 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,000 - What's that? 335 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,760 - What do you think it is? 336 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,720 - Er... 337 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,240 Gas mask? 338 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,320 - It's a breast pump. - Oh. - Yeah, for the milk. 339 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,880 You have to encourage the flow, apparently. 340 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,680 It's really important. 341 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,440 I've been reading loads of books, and they don't all agree. 342 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,000 - There's books? - Yeah. 343 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,360 Yeah, there's loads of books. 344 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,440 - Must be hard, dating after a divorce. 345 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,160 - It's all different these days. Apps, whatever. 346 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,400 I used to get drunk and end up with someone. 347 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,320 Not supposed to do that now. 348 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:18,320 - SHE CHUCKLES FORCEDLY 349 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,360 No! 350 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,640 - You said you were divorced? 351 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,080 - That's right. 352 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,760 - Do you date? 353 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,240 - No. 354 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,560 - You with someone, then? 355 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,320 - No. 356 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,440 - You know what? Maybe I will have that glass of wine. 357 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,960 - Good idea! 358 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,360 - I thought maybe you could name her after me. 359 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,680 - Andy? 360 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,120 - There are girls called Andie! - I don't know any... 361 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,800 - Andie MacDowell. 362 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,440 - Well, she's the only one! - Yeah. 363 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,640 Yeah, OK, she's the only one, but she makes good films. 364 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,960 - Ah. 365 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,520 - THEY CHUCKLE 366 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,920 DOOR ENTRY BUZZES 367 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,760 Oh! - Oh. - That's working well! 368 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,440 See? 369 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,560 Excuse me. 370 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,800 Yes? - It's Maya. 371 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,920 - Maya? 372 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,800 - Can I come in? 373 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,360 - Uh... 374 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,560 - OK, fine. 375 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,360 - Yes! Yes, of course you can come in. 376 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,880 This is Dominic. He's doing the light switch. 377 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,120 - Hello. 378 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,640 - Boyfriend? - No. 379 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,640 No. He's an el...electrician. 380 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,280 - You poured him a glass of wine. 381 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,840 - What's going on? 382 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,080 - Had an argument with Mum. She... 383 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,960 ...did a few things. - What? What did she do? 384 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,440 - Point is, I went down the list, and, bad luck... 385 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,600 ..you're it. 386 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,000 Can I stay? 387 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,840 - Tonight? - You've got a spare room. 388 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,800 - SHE SIGHS 389 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,720 - Christ, it shouldn't be a difficult question! - Yes! 390 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,120 Yes, of course you can stay. - Jesus! 391 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,520 - DOOR SLAMS 392 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,240 - Should be working now. - Oh. Thanks. 393 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,160 - You guys are going to make a good family. 394 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,480 - We all will, right? 395 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,800 - DOOR OPENS 396 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,800 - All right? 397 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,240 - He got us a microwave. - Oh, right. 398 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,920 Erm... 399 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,200 Yeah, I was planning on getting ours fixed, actually, but, er... 400 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,560 No, yeah, it's useful, in case. 401 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,600 The wire was cut on the inside of the switch. 402 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,160 - Really? Cut? 403 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,640 - Yeah, like someone cut it deliberately. 404 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,760 - Why would somebody do that? 405 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,760 - I should leave you to talk to your, er... 406 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,080 - My niece. - Niece, yeah. 407 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:49,960 - How much do I owe you? 408 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,720 SHE CHUCKLES 409 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,320 - Well, a call-out's £70. 410 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,960 Actually, don't worry about it. 411 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,400 Maybe phone me again. 412 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,640 If, er, anything happens to... 413 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,080 ..need attention. 414 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,720 - It's an old flat. 415 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,720 I'd say that's inevitable. 416 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,720 MAYA: - Jesus Christ! 417 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,760 - Bye! 418 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,800 - Bye. 419 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,960 - KNOCK AT DOOR 420 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,400 KNOCKING PERSISTS 421 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,640 - Hiya. - Sorry, but... 422 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,040 ...what are you doing? 423 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,160 - Me friends have gone into town cos we ran out of wine, 424 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,240 and I got bored, so I thought I'd go for a swim in the lake, 425 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,080 but it was really cold! 426 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,120 And then I've gone and locked myself out! 427 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,920 But I thought, I'll ask for a towel and somewhere to stay and warm up 428 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,880 until they get back. 429 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,040 - Erm, I was...I was asleep, so... 430 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,400 - No, you weren't. You were too quick to get up. 431 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,080 Nice 'jamas. 432 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,000 So go on, then. As I said, it's cold. 433 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:35,000 - SHE SHIVERS 434 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,840 - Do you mind? 435 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,720 I need help. 436 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,600 - Yes, of course. Sorry, please... 437 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,880 Please, come in. - I'm Saira, by the way. 438 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,400 - Right, good. 439 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,720 There's a robe in the bathroom. 440 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,960 It's just down there on the left. - Thanks. 441 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,040 Are you on your own? 442 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,040 - Er, my wife's a writer. 443 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,880 She booked it to work on her novel, 444 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,520 but, in the end, she wasn't available, 445 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,840 so she suggested I use it instead. 446 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,760 - Is this your wife? 447 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,600 She looks nice. 448 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,080 So, what do you do? 449 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,120 - I'm an English teacher. 450 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,360 - I love English, me. 451 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,800 Words. 452 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,600 So, what are we going to do while we're waiting? 453 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,280 - Er, well, there's a television. 454 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,120 We could, erm...wait and watch... 455 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,080 - Nah. Come on. 456 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,400 We're on holiday. 457 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:37,400 Let's get to know each other. 458 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,600 - GLASSES CLINK 459 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,840 - You know, there are apps. 460 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,880 You don't have to destroy the wiring in your house 461 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,880 to get men round and sleep with them. 462 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,560 - What happened, with your mum? 463 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,440 I can't get through to her phone. 464 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,760 - Stuff. 465 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,320 I called the ambulance. 466 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,280 She wouldn't get in it, so she... 467 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,760 The police turned up, as well, and she fought them. She tried to 468 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,200 run away through the door, so, in the end, they sectioned her. 469 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,560 - Sectioned? 470 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,960 - Yeah, and they said that, since you're my next of kin, 471 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,520 I had to come here. They dropped me off. 472 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,440 Yeah, sectioned. 473 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,320 She was cutting herself. 474 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,840 - God. Maya... 475 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,440 - Er, they took her to A&E for her arms, 476 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:06,320 and then they're going to take her to another hospital for mental... 477 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,000 ..people. 478 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,280 There was a lot of blood. 479 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,080 They wrote it all down. 480 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,520 - I should find her. 481 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,240 - Better not to. They said to leave it for tonight. 482 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,000 They'll make her safe and try and get her to sleep. 483 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,960 - We'll see her in the morning, then. 484 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,120 - No point in me going. Make her worse. 485 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,880 - I'll go by myself, then. 486 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,640 Yes, of course. If she's ill, you can stay. 487 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,480 Tonight. Fine. 488 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,960 - Tonight? 489 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,600 - Yes. 490 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,200 - Right. 491 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,800 - DOOR CLOSES 492 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,560 - So, tell me about your wife, then. 493 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,400 She's a writer. Nice. 494 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,120 Where did you meet? 495 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:07,160 - Er, we...we went to the same school, 496 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,200 and the same church, as well. 497 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,360 - What, since school? 498 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,920 - Yeah. 499 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,760 - Wait, wait. 500 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,440 Are you two the only two people that you've ever, like...? 501 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,320 - SHE LAUGHS 502 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,720 - That is so weird. 503 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,720 Is that, like, um, like a Christian thing, or something? 504 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,560 - No. W-we're just really happy. 505 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,280 - Really? - Mm. 506 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,800 - You look a bit miserable to me. 507 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,400 - Well... 508 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,080 I do have a sense of humour. 509 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,840 - Oh! You have? 510 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,760 - Yeah. - Where? 511 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,720 - Well... 512 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,000 - Ah, there you go! 513 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,960 - So, what about, erm... 514 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,400 What about you? 515 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,200 - What about me, David? 516 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,400 - Are you, you know... 517 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,000 Are you with anyone? 518 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,880 - No, I'm not. 519 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,600 So, your, erm...your wife... 520 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,000 She was meant to be here, was she? 521 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,480 What happened? 522 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,200 You on a break? Split? 523 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:30,280 - It's... 524 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,920 LIVELY CHATTER OUTSIDE 525 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,080 Oh. 526 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,760 Your friends are back. 527 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,200 - I like you, David. 528 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,360 A bit forward, but... - Nah. 529 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,080 - I do. 530 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,360 So... 531 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,760 You're on a break. 532 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,640 I'm going to kiss you, David. 533 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,280 And you can stop me, if you like, but... 534 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,520 - No. 535 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,160 That wa...isn't, erm... 536 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,160 Can you...can you go and tell your friends to turn it down? 537 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,600 Cos it's...it's late. 538 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,000 - Come on, it's not that late. David, David... 539 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,760 I don't have to go anywhere. 540 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,880 - No, you do. You do. 541 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,360 - Shame. 542 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,840 Have a nice life, yeah? 543 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,720 - DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES 544 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,600 SNORING 545 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,680 MUSIC: Born Under A Bad Sign by Cream 546 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,800 # Born under a bad sign 547 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,200 # I've been down since I began to crawl 548 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,760 # If it wasn't for bad luck 549 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,920 # I wouldn't have no luck at all. # 550 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,200 Dawn! 551 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,680 - Oh! Gail? 552 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,240 - I tried you at home but your, er... Harriet said you were... 553 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,280 - You've been waiting? - Er, look, I... 554 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,800 I need to speak to you about yesterday. 555 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,560 - Oh, look, Gail. Forget it, it was just an accident... 556 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,280 - No, after that. From when you first saw me, 557 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,400 you were looking at me in such an odd way. 558 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,840 - No. 559 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,920 - And those questions you were asking... 560 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,760 I didn't sleep... - What questions? 561 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,080 - About what I used to do. You had a thought about me. 562 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,640 My life. That I wasn't what you expected. 563 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,280 - No, Gail... 564 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,600 - I want the truth. That's why I'm here. 565 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,360 - Oh, well, it... 566 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,760 - What? 567 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,760 - Yes, a thought. Just my opinion, but... 568 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,160 - What? 569 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,920 - Honestly, it's only... - No, tell me. 570 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,640 Or I'll shout! 571 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,720 It's been going round in my head. 572 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,880 This is important, and I want you to tell me, 573 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,200 otherwise I might just... Yes, well, shout right here. 574 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,480 - Well, we wouldn't want that. 575 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,920 Come on. 576 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,040 Gail... 577 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,040 ..he's awful to you. 578 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,520 - Who? 579 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,400 - The way he treats you, everything he says, mocking you. 580 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,800 - Who?! 581 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,160 - Your husband. 582 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,680 It's been going on so long, you probably can't see it, but... 583 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,480 - That's just not true. 584 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,400 - He does it all the time. 585 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,360 And, really, you know there's a problem. 586 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,080 That's why this was bothering you. 587 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,840 - You see us once! One lunch. 588 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,760 To make a judgment on my whole life, it's quite insulting. 589 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,400 - Exactly, and... 590 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,280 And you can do what you want. 591 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,880 I mean, I would never have said anything if you hadn't asked me 592 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,640 to be honest. - We're happy. 593 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,680 We've had a hugely, very happy marriage. 594 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,280 - You never used to be shy. 595 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,120 - Look, I'm sorry. I've got to go. Lots to do. 596 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,720 Come this afternoon. 597 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,280 And watch. Just watch. 598 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,080 - Yes, all right. I'll... I'll see you later. 599 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,520 - Bye. 600 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,720 - Oh... 601 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,200 - SHE WINCES 602 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,440 - Oh...! 603 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,720 Text Liam. 604 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,800 You'll get this when you land, but contractions are starting early. 605 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,920 Can't believe it! All under control. Kiss. 606 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,800 - Have a good day. 607 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,880 - Morning. All right, then. 608 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,360 New year. 609 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,400 New group, new you. 610 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,560 OK, what do you think, shall we just start at one end and go round 611 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,120 and intro...? 612 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,080 Oh, er... 613 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,680 I-I-I didn't realise that you... 614 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,840 What...? - This is really weird. 615 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,840 - Er, sorry. 616 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:21,040 Sorry, er, Saira and I have, er... 617 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,080 We've met. 618 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,360 - Yeah. - Yeah. 619 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,280 It's great to have you here. 620 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,040 It's good to have you all here. 621 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:33,040 HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY 622 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,160 Erm... 623 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,960 Er, shall we just go round and introduce ourselves? 624 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,040 I'm David Aston, lead on Renaissance literature. I'm your tutor. 625 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,560 And you are...? - Christine. 626 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,400 - I'm Alex. - Kimberley. 627 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,000 - INTRODUCTIONS CONTINUE 628 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,760 - You said English teacher! 629 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,520 - Well, yeah, I, er... 630 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,400 I do teach English. 631 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,080 I thought you were on holiday? 632 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,760 - Yeah, we was. 633 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,680 Left this morning. Came straight here. 634 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,080 How are things with your wife? - Oh, yes, er... 635 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,080 I'm just off to meet her now. 636 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,520 Bit late. - OK. 637 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,240 Well, erm, I'll see you next week. 638 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,600 - Yeah, absolutely. See you, then. - Can I get your number? 639 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,320 It's just in case I've got a question about the course. 640 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,760 Please? 641 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,600 - Er, OK. Erm... 642 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,280 - Just stick it in there. 643 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,600 - Yes. 644 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,640 MUSIC PLAYING 645 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,480 - # Make it complete 646 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,840 # So what's the story? 647 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,880 # Guaranteed accuracy Enhanced CD... # 648 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:51,880 - PHONE VIBRATES 649 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,080 - # ...Latest technology 650 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,560 # Darts at treble 20... # 651 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,560 - RINGING TONE 652 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,920 How are you? 653 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,680 Maya did the right thing, calling them, so they can help you. 654 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,600 She misses you. 655 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,160 Needs her mother. 656 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,720 She wouldn't go to school today. 657 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,800 - You've thought it, too, haven't you? 658 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,680 She's just like me. 659 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,160 Like I was at her age. 660 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,480 I hate myself and now I hate her, too. 661 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,160 - You should stop saying things like that. Be positive. 662 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,760 I have my bad days, but I-I'm... 663 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,880 - A secret alcoholic? 664 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,480 - You don't hate her. 665 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,560 - "Be positive." 666 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,440 You don't understand mental illness at all... 667 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,920 - I understand that resilience is important... - Resilience! 668 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,680 I fucking hate resilience. 669 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,600 When did it start being about making things better instead? 670 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,160 It implies it's all on you to be "resilient" 671 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,880 when it should be on the people attacking you. 672 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,600 The shits and bastards! 673 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,720 And Tories and men! 674 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,240 - Did they say how long you'll have to stay in here for? - Belle! 675 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:17,000 I was cutting my arm with a kitchen knife in front of my daughter 676 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,400 because I wanted her to see me die! 677 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,200 See what she did to me? 678 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,760 So she's yours now. 679 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,680 - Well, she can't stay at mine. - She'll have to. 680 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,520 - No! I never agreed to that! 681 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,920 - She's your family. 682 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,960 - I-I can't... 683 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,560 ...have someone in the flat. 684 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,360 - You went away for years. 685 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,200 And you've got problems worse than me. 686 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,680 Failed marriage, no real friends, alcohol problems... 687 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,800 - I have helped you... 688 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,760 ..for a long time. Done everything... 689 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,120 - No, you've paid for things. That is different to help. 690 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,160 Do you think I'd be here if you'd ACTUALLY done anything? 691 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,320 - You should call her and tell her where she's sleeping tonight. 692 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,720 - Charge your glasses, find a seat. In a minute, we'll have speeches! 693 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,480 - THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD 694 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,680 - Remember, slowly and clearly. 695 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,480 Try to speak to people at the back of the room. 696 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,960 Have you written it down? - Mm-hm. 697 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,200 - Well, make sure you keep your head up. 698 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,800 So, shall we? - Yes. 699 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,680 Hello. 700 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,520 HENRY TINGS GLASS 701 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,080 - Hello, hello! 702 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,560 Now, as you'll all know, 703 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,680 traditionally, I have made the speeches at our wedding, 704 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,800 anniversaries, etc. 705 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,320 This is because Gail insists she has nothing to say! 706 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,000 - LAUGHTER 707 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,320 - But, this time, you are lucky. 708 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,720 She has been persuaded to say a few words! 709 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:11,280 But it doesn't come naturally, so, please, be generous 710 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,080 and welcome the love of my life, 711 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,240 who's very attractive, 712 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,280 but also now very old! 713 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,560 - LAUGHTER AND CHEERING 714 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,120 - Gail! 715 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,520 - Erm, hi. 716 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,720 Thanks for coming. Erm... 717 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,440 Henry's right. 718 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,320 I don't do speeches as a rule, 719 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,920 but I thought, after 70 years, 720 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,120 maybe I'd... 721 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,520 - Not have many more chances! 722 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,400 - LAUGHTER 723 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,280 Maybe I'd give it a go. 724 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,200 So, erm... 725 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,800 Yes, so thank you to the Red Lion for the food, 726 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,760 which has been wonderful. 727 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:09,360 I'd also like to thank you all for coming. 728 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,840 - You've done that. 729 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,600 - LAUGHTER 730 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,560 I mean, our friends. 731 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,720 Of so many years. 732 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:24,360 Er, of course, I would like to thank the family. 733 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,280 Rachel. 734 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,760 Jonathan. 735 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:34,800 You have been the most wonderful children we could imagine. 736 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,640 A support to us, and... 737 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:38,640 - Expensive. 738 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,760 - LAUGHTER 739 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:52,960 And the way you have found your way in the world, 740 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,000 with your own loved ones, 741 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,920 it brings us such joy. 742 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,720 I am a very content mum. 743 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,160 And a very happy granny! 744 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:05,360 - Sexy granny! 745 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,440 - CHEERING 746 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,280 - Oh, come on! It's your birthday! 747 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,200 - Finally... 748 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,440 ..I'd like to talk about Henry. 749 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:28,440 - Oh, at last! 750 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,120 - LAUGHTER 751 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,040 - Well, come on, this is the best bit! Don't stop now! 752 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,240 - LAUGHTER 753 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,400 Yes, well... 754 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,800 Now we're... 755 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,840 ..as you say, old, I suppose... 756 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,440 ..I have to say... 757 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,760 ..I can't imagine what my life would have been like without you. 758 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,160 ALL: - Aw. 759 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,560 - To Henry. 760 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,280 ALL: - To Henry! 761 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,520 - CHEERING 762 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,000 - Er, no, no. That's, er... 763 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,600 That's not right. 764 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,280 The reason we're here, my... 765 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:47,760 ..beautiful, kind... 766 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,640 ..amazing wife. 767 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,040 You're not old, my darling. No, not at all. 768 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,880 You've just got started. 769 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,200 - RIPPLE OF LAUGHTER 770 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,800 - To Gail. 771 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,960 - ALL: - To Gail! 772 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,400 - APPLAUSE 773 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,560 Thank you. Excuse me. 774 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,720 - Well, that's done. 775 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,960 - INDISTINCT CHATTER 776 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,280 CHEERING OUTWITH 777 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,200 - Oh, hi, yeah. It's Hannah Taylor. 778 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,800 Um, I'm calling cos, er... 779 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,800 Agh! 780 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,520 - SHE GROANS 781 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,640 - Oh...! 782 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,920 Oh, shit! 783 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,560 Oh, shit! 784 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,480 - MUFFLED CHATTER 785 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,600 Oh! 786 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,000 Oh, hi! Thanks for coming. 787 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,400 Er, there's free drinks on the bar over there. 788 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,760 - Thanks. Erm...happy birthday. 789 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,440 - Oh, thank you. 790 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,320 Henry! 791 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,080 - Where have you been? 792 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,840 - Er, I... - Cheer up! 793 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,640 Speech wasn't that bad! 794 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,720 Oh, Paul! Excuse me. 795 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,200 - LAUGHTER IN BACKGROUND 796 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,560 SHE GRUNTS 797 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,000 SHE SHOUTS 798 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,000 - Oh! 799 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,360 Help! 800 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,080 - DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 801 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:00,560 MUFFLED BANGING 802 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,160 - Help! 803 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:03,160 - SHE TURNS MUSIC OFF 804 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,600 - Help! 805 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,560 - BANGING 806 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,760 - Help! 807 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,040 - BANGING 808 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,960 - Everything all right? 809 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,040 - I'm having my baby! I'm having my baby now, I need help! 810 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,360 - Open the door, yeah? - I'm on the floor, I can't reach! 811 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,080 Oh! 812 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,920 - So you need help right now? - Now! 813 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:27,160 - And no-one with a key is, like, anywhere around? - No! 814 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,600 - Right, then. 815 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,960 Aggressive... 816 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,080 Cool. 817 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,640 - PAINED PANTING 818 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,000 - Shit. 819 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,080 - Er...we can't go on like this. 820 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,960 - I know. 821 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,120 - HE SIGHS 822 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,800 - Nice to see you, too. 823 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,640 As you know, I'm not talking to your wife. 824 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,400 Nothing to say. 825 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,600 Er, but, unfortunately, you owe me £53 826 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,400 for your share of the painting of the hallway. 827 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,640 - Er, yeah. - I've put a number of notes under your door, 828 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,240 but received no response. 829 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,880 - Well, it's been a difficult few weeks. - We all have issues. 830 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,600 Speaking of which, I can't imagine what problem your wife has with me, 831 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,640 but can you tell her...? - She's dead. 832 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,760 - Er, I beg your pardon? 833 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,520 - She died. 834 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,360 Five weeks ago, she was on an escalator... 835 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:54,920 ..and she fell, a long way, hit her head and...and... 836 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,120 ...and...and...and died. 837 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,800 So, no, actually, I can't tell her anything. 838 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,880 - Is this a joke? 839 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,640 - Have you seen her recently? 840 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,760 - I'm... 841 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,640 Er, I didn't... - You didn't what? 842 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,520 Didn't notice? 843 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,000 Right? 844 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,080 - Don't...don't worry about the money. 845 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,560 I'm sorry. I've been... I'm not...I'm not... 846 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,120 I should...get home. 847 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,240 - Here, let me. Let me. 848 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,120 Are you here...? - Hannah Taylor? 849 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,280 - Yes, yes, she's... 850 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:38,760 HANNAH GROANS 851 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,640 - In here. Her name's Hannah. 852 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,360 - PARAMEDIC: - Hannah? It's all right. - It's coming, it's happening! 853 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,400 - OK, just stay calm. 854 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,920 - I've got a problem with my hip, and there's a plan, 855 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,880 and I can't have the baby here! 856 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,520 - Don't worry. The midwife's on her way. - Andy...I want Andy! 857 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,000 He's the dad. Call him! 858 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,880 - I've tried. - Oh! - All right, all right, Hannah. 859 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,600 Don't worry, we're going to make you as comfortable as we can. 860 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,360 - I want Andy, he's the dad! - All right. 861 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,640 - KNOCK ON WINDOW 862 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,000 I assume you're Andy? 863 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,480 - Yeah. 864 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,120 - Right. Well, the mother of your child is about to give birth 865 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,000 in her flat, just over there. 866 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,840 You want to go and lend a hand? 867 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,560 - Yeah. But... 868 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,400 ..she's got two parents already... 869 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,840 ..who know, like, everything. 870 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,400 I'm just me. 871 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,920 I've read nothing. Literally, no books. 872 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,760 I thought that maybe, when I got back, I'd have enough time, 873 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:41,760 but now it's happening... 874 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,960 - HE STAMMERS 875 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,840 - I feel like driving off in the other direction. 876 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,720 Maybe she'd be better off if I do. 877 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:55,440 - Look, as I'm discovering today, 878 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,840 sometimes life just happens. 879 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:02,000 It arrives, and you just have to deal with it. 880 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,080 Maybe you haven't read any books, 881 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,320 but I think you will learn a lot fast, 882 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,800 and, in the end, you'll probably make a wonderful father. 883 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,240 So, what do you think? 884 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,280 MIDWIFE: - You're doing wonderfully, Hannah. 885 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,680 We've left a message with the dad, I'm sure he's on his way. 886 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,360 But, right now, I need you to focus on your breathing... 887 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:34,040 - Hi. 888 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,720 Shit! 889 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:37,440 - You're here! 890 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,560 - Are you Dad? - Yeah. 891 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,360 - Wonderful. Come on, then. 892 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,160 - What do I do? - Hold her hand or summat. 893 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,480 - Yeah. All right. 894 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:52,360 - Can you tie my hair back? There's a thing on the side. 895 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,400 That's so much better, thank you! 896 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,160 - No problem. 897 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,240 - HANNAH GROANS 898 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,800 DOOR LOCK CLICKS 899 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,200 Oh! 900 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,240 Er, Henry, I... 901 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,360 I've been thinking. 902 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,560 What? 903 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,560 What's the matter? 904 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,880 - I know what happened. 905 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,000 You met someone. 906 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,040 And now she's got your number. 907 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,280 - It's not like that. 908 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,080 - It is. 909 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,640 You know. 910 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,200 Don't you? 911 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,400 That's why you left suddenly. 912 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,880 My results from the scan. 913 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,000 - But you said it was clear! 914 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,080 - Had a good day? 915 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,680 - Just come to get my stuff. 916 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,640 I'm going. Get out your way. 917 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,720 - You probably haven't eaten anything real in a long time, so... 918 00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:00,680 - I thought... - I saw your mum. 919 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,640 She sends her love. 920 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,520 Says it's a good chance for her to recover, get the time she needs. 921 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,800 So that's good. 922 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,280 And, while she does, until she comes out... 923 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,800 ..you can stay here. 924 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,040 HANNAH STRAINS 925 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,960 - That's it. 926 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,080 - Just hold the pushing for a moment. 927 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,520 OK. 928 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,480 You ready? 929 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,400 And now. 930 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,840 - There's so much water! 931 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,520 I didn't think there would be so much water... - Oh, Andy! 932 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,280 - Yeah? - Stop talking for a minute, yeah? 933 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,760 - All right. - And look. 934 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,120 - Oh, my...! There she is. 935 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,640 - She's here! - Good. 936 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,960 This could be the last one. 937 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,080 You ready? 938 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,520 And now! Come on! 939 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,480 - HANNAH STRAINS 940 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,920 - Up to you. 941 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,560 - BABY CRIES 942 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,440 Did they tell you how long? 943 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,960 KNOCK AT DOOR 944 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,840 - Hi. We need towels. 945 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,920 - Boy or a girl? 946 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,840 - Girl. - Congratulations! 947 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,600 - Yeah. Right... She's amazing. 948 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,360 - One second. 949 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,200 - Girls are trouble. 950 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,520 - Anything else, just ask. 951 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,160 - Thanks. 952 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,120 - I got the text at the airport. 953 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,720 Is she...? - She's all fine. 954 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,720 - Is... - Hey, she's good. They're both good. 955 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,360 She's beautiful. 956 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,880 - I was literally on the plane about to take off when I got the message. 957 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,080 I tried to call back, but... 958 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,880 Oh, she's perfect. 959 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,760 - MIDWIFE: - Do we have a name? 960 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,000 - Er, I don't. I'm not actually... 961 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,720 - Evie. 962 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,320 Right? 963 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,920 - Yeah. 964 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,000 - Is that all right with you, Andy? 965 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,520 - Evie's perfect. 966 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,680 - MIDWIFE: - Hello, Evie! 967 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,480 - Andy, where are you going? 968 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,600 - Six months. 969 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,600 At most, probably. 970 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,760 I love you. 971 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,760 What's this? 972 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,040 - Oh! 973 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,880 Oh, nothing. 974 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,520 Would you like a cup of tea? 975 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,000 - Sorry you didn't get to have sex with that man. 976 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,600 - Yes, me, too. 977 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,200 Not to worry. 978 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,120 Maybe next time.