1 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,520 (Scott sighs) 2 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,899 - Hey, Scotties. 3 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,108 What's up? 4 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:29,279 Yeah, finally, it's your boy Great Scott. 5 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,490 I know it's been awhile 6 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,284 since I've made one of these videos. 7 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:36,494 But don't worry, 8 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,621 we do have a ton of game reviews 9 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:39,998 and play throughs coming up, 10 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,878 (sighs) but I know that's not why you guys are here. 11 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,258 You wanna know what happened, 12 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,386 and well, you probably wanna know 13 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,472 where I've been for the last three months, 14 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,934 and I bet some of you think you had it figured out but 15 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,229 (sighs) 16 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,147 you really won't believe the day that I had. 17 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:05,982 (upbeat bright music) 18 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,609 ♪ One ring to voicemail ♪ 19 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,028 ♪ Text me, babe, please ♪ 20 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,781 ♪ If we talk in the morning ♪ 21 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,075 ♪ I'll lose another night of sleep ♪ 22 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,411 ♪ You and I got in our first fight ♪ 23 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,079 ♪ Over something stupid ♪ 24 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,747 ♪ I barely remember ♪ 25 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,708 ♪ Let our heads get over our hearts ♪ 26 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:26,002 ♪ And broke something beautiful ♪ 27 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,796 ♪ But we can get back together ♪ 28 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,382 ♪ Second time around is better ♪ 29 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:32,758 ♪ If we can get it wrong ♪ 30 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,051 ♪ We can get it right ♪ 31 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,094 ♪ Tell me what's good ♪ 32 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,929 ♪ And I'll see you tonight ♪ 33 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,390 ♪ We can get back together ♪ 34 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:41,934 ♪ Third time round forever ♪ 35 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,186 ♪ If we can get it wrong ♪ 36 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,896 ♪ Yeah we can get it right ♪ 37 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:47,315 ♪ Tell me it's good and I'll see you tonight ♪ 38 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,067 ♪ Yeah we can get back ♪ 39 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,737 ♪ We can get back ♪ 40 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:55,448 ♪ We can get back ♪ 41 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,075 ♪ We can get back together ♪ 42 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,745 ♪ We can get back ♪ 43 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,414 ♪ We can get back ♪ 44 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:06,083 ♪ We can get back ♪ 45 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:09,671 ♪ We can get back together ♪ 46 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,260 - Oh, good morning, sunshine. 47 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,137 - [Scott] Mm-hmm. 48 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,894 - I hope being up all night 49 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,647 playing Dome Shots was worth it. 50 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,273 - Head Shots. 51 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,484 - Oh, Head Shots. 52 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:32,568 'Cause it was really cold last night 53 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,612 and the only reason why I keep you around 54 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,489 is to keep my feet warm, so. 55 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:40,243 - Well the review has to be done today, so. 56 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,203 - Well that doesn't keep my feet warm. 57 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,413 - Well, socks do. 58 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,835 - Oh. 59 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,004 - You know what? 60 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,508 I should post this. 61 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:58,928 (camera shutter snaps) 62 00:02:58,929 --> 00:02:59,846 (phone chimes) 63 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:00,680 Boom. 64 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,723 - I don't know why you play your game so late 65 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:03,975 when you're here all day. 66 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,101 (phone chiming) 67 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,769 - Because I film videos throughout the day, Aly. 68 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,020 Come on, you know this. 69 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:08,896 - Well, what I know 70 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,274 is that it's not healthy to stay up so late. 71 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,942 The average adult needs seven to nine hours 72 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,443 of sleep a night to stay healthy. 73 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,361 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 74 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,238 Well the average adult also doesn't run 75 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,490 one of the biggest video game channels on the internet. 76 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,868 So, you know, there's that. 77 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,829 - Oh, you're so special. 78 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,041 - (sighs) What about frame rate? 79 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,376 - [Aly] Okay, I'm leaving. 80 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,711 - You're an idiot. 81 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,004 - Oh, Scott, you know what? 82 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,131 - You're a douche bag, you know that? 83 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,674 - Um, so I was thinking- 84 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,301 - [Scott] Kiss my ass. 85 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,802 - That after I get home tonight- 86 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,554 - [Scott] Get out of here. 87 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,471 - We need to talk. 88 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,598 - Shut up! Oh my God! 89 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:44,432 Well, why, why are you even here? 90 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,641 Why are you even commenting? 91 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,602 Do you know what? Screw you. 92 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,187 This dickhead wrote that, 93 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:51,022 "I bet he doesn't even have a girlfriend." 94 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,566 Ha, yeah, real funny. 95 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,734 This asshole, he just wrote in 96 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,737 that he thinks that I don't even have a girlfriend. 97 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:58,906 Girlfriend? 98 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,241 Al? 99 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,871 Wait, we need to talk? 100 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,581 (gun banging rapidly) 101 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,540 - [Video Game Announcer] Double kill. 102 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,209 - [Joe] Wow, she said that? 103 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,668 - [Scott] Yup. 104 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,669 - [Joe] That sucks. 105 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,962 - Yeah, not as much as you. 106 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,297 Watch your left. 107 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,381 - Oh, got it. 108 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,716 So what are you thinking? 109 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:19,550 - (sighs) I don't know. 110 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,302 I'll probably comment on it in my next video. 111 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,720 Hashtag we need to talk. 112 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:23,554 - What? 113 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,597 - Oh, come on. It's great content. 114 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,349 You know the fans love it when I talk about Aly. 115 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,266 - Don't you think you should ask Aly 116 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,351 what she wants to talk about 117 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:31,187 before you announce it to the entire world? 118 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:32,021 - Nah. 119 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:32,855 It's probably just some comment 120 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,815 about putting the toilet seat down or something. 121 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:35,650 Speaking of, 122 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:38,069 did you see the comments on last night's video? 123 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,612 - Yeah, I guess a few. 124 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,072 I feel like you should be taking this more seriously. 125 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,281 - Which comment? 126 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,115 The one about the octopus? 127 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:43,950 'Cause you know what? 128 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:44,784 I totally agree. 129 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,327 That one really weirded me out. 130 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,538 - No, we need to talk. 131 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,455 - About what? 132 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,833 - Dude, not me, not your social media, 133 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,292 your social life. 134 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,585 - [Kyle] I think she's gonna tell you 135 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,003 you have a little dick. 136 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,421 - (sighs) Hi, Kyle. 137 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,925 - I can't wait. It's gonna be terrible. 138 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,052 Asshole, what the- 139 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,387 - Oh, careful now, Kyle. 140 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:05,346 You don't want your mommy to hear you 141 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,139 speaking all nasty like that again, do you? 142 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,225 - Shut up, Great Snot. 143 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,602 - Is that what they teach you in school these days? 144 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,938 - More importantly, Kyle, why aren't you in school? 145 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,940 - I'm out today with allergies, bitch. 146 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:20,820 So I'll be here crushing your KD all fucking day. 147 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,655 - [Scott] Great. 148 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,616 - I hate to admit this, but Kyle might be onto something. 149 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:26,909 - Yeah, sure. 150 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,203 Superhero bedsheets. 151 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,038 - Screw you Tit Dick. 152 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,832 - Kyle Sheldon! 153 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,584 What did you just say? 154 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:35,418 - Nothing. 155 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:36,419 It was some jerk on the game. 156 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:37,795 I'll mute him. - Hi, Moreen! 157 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:38,963 - You better, because if I hear 158 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,631 talk like that again, young man- 159 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,216 - Oh, Kyle. 160 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,719 - My kids would never talk like that. 161 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,512 (gun banging rapidly) 162 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,848 - I'm hungry. I want dino nuggets. 163 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:49,765 - Oh, sweetheart. 164 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,143 You can't have dinosaur chicken nuggets for breakfast. 165 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,227 Daddy's gonna make you waffles 166 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:56,105 as soon as Daddy's game is over, okay? 167 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,857 Goddamn prick! 168 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,650 I'm fucking reporting him right fucking now. 169 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,110 - I'm gonna report you to Child Services. 170 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,278 Jesus. - They're fucking cheating. 171 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,112 I know it. 172 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:03,946 - Sure. 173 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,449 Can we circle back to Kyle's first ever lucid point? 174 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,992 - Okay, you know what, Joe? 175 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:11,370 I can officially confirm that my girlfriend of 10 years 176 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,081 is perfectly fine with the size of my joystick. 177 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,458 - Oh, well that's settled then. 178 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:16,542 (Daddy Gamer chuckles) 179 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:17,543 Seriously, it might be major. 180 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,628 - Oh, thank you. 181 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,338 You know, I've always thought of my junk 182 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,507 as slightly average, but major, wow! 183 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,133 - Not your junk! 184 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,344 All I'm saying is there's nothing worse in the world 185 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:28,346 than when someone says to you, "We need to talk." 186 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,180 - Are you sure? 187 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,223 Because when she says, 188 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,432 "Do you know what today is" 189 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,392 that usually ends up in a pretty expensive 190 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,727 same day delivery. 191 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,770 - Wow. 192 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,271 - Okay, look, you're worrying 193 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,232 about absolutely nothing, all right? 194 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,066 Let it go. 195 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,901 - They're spawning behind us. 196 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,569 - I'm just playing devil's advocate here. 197 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,655 As your producer I wanna make sure that- 198 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:46,490 - Predator. 199 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,700 - You know I hate that so much. 200 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:53,329 - Okay, you are my video producer and editor. 201 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,374 So ipso facto, you're a predator. 202 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,250 - [Joe] Mm-mm. 203 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,084 - Ew. 204 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,711 I knew you guys liked little boys. 205 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:01,963 Fucking perverts. 206 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,798 - Oh, goody. Kyle's back. 207 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:05,258 Why the whispering, bud? 208 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,092 - [Kyle] Shut up. 209 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,135 I don't care how many subscribers you have. 210 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,846 Your videos suck. 211 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:10,680 - Really? 212 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:11,514 'Cause I'm gonna be uploading 213 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:13,683 a really super funny one today. 214 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:14,475 - Whatever. 215 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,811 Nobody watches your old ass anymore. 216 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:17,645 (big band music) - Really? 217 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:18,855 'Cause, you know, I just think, 218 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:21,232 I think they're gonna really like this one. 219 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,358 - What are you doing? 220 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,443 - (clears throat) You fuck! 221 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,737 Shit, dick, cock, assholes! 222 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:27,573 - No, stop! 223 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:29,740 - Kyle Sheldon! 224 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,117 - Prick! Nuts! - That's it! 225 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,493 You are done! 226 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,703 - No, no, no, Mom! 227 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:34,745 No, Mom, I swear it wasn't me! 228 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:35,580 It wasn't me! It was Scott! 229 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:36,415 No, no! 230 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,126 - Woo, thank god his mom showed up. 231 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,837 Honestly, guys, I was running out of bad words. 232 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,881 - That was amazing. 233 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,048 - That was wrong, bro. 234 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,050 - No, no, you know what's wrong? 235 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,887 Is wasting the day reviewing Head Shots. 236 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,471 - Head Shot Heroes 10? 237 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,015 - Yep. - Nice. 238 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,766 I love the first one. 239 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,226 Yeah, I played it all the time before we had- 240 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,311 (glass shatters) 241 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,187 Kids! 242 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:02,440 - Yeah, no, I played it all the time back in college. 243 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:03,274 You know, come to think of it, 244 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,234 I really have no idea how I graduated. 245 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,903 - You did not graduate. 246 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:07,737 - Oh yeah. 247 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,071 - So, how's the new one? 248 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,740 - I don't know. Same shit. 249 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:11,574 I'm almost done with it 250 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,201 but it's, you know, 251 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:14,702 it kinda just feels like it's- 252 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,329 - No, no, no, save it for the video. 253 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,205 Can you finish playing the game 254 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:19,373 so we can do the review before launch? 255 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,750 - If I have to. 256 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,126 - You have to. 257 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,294 It's the biggest game of the year 258 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:24,921 and it comes out tomorrow. 259 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:27,507 You'll have to film it, edit it, and post it all today. 260 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,175 So it'll go up around 10:00. 261 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,010 This has been Joe signing off. 262 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:31,928 - [Scott] Okay, hey, hold on one more second. 263 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:32,929 Joe, Joe, Joe? 264 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:33,763 - What? 265 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:35,306 - You suck. 266 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:36,140 - Goddammit. 267 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,266 - [Little Girl] I want dino nuggets. 268 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,060 - Yeah, let me feed the dweebs. 269 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:41,062 I'll be on later if you wanna raid. 270 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:41,938 - Copy that. 271 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:42,980 (little children laughing) 272 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,149 - [Daddy Gamer] Good luck with the lady. (chuckles) 273 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:45,983 - Whatever. 274 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,694 Go get on those dinosaur nuggets, Dad. 275 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,406 (Scott sighs) 276 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,824 - [Video Game Announcer] Game begin. 277 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,577 (electronic music) 278 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,081 (gun banging) 279 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,044 - Okay. 280 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,587 Controls feel okay. 281 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,880 Boom, first head shot. 282 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,550 Okay, looks kinda the same as it did before. 283 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,135 This is the same exact level just backwards. 284 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,011 Crushed it! 285 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,346 Did it get easier 286 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,472 or did I just get better? 287 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,807 Wait, no one answer that out loud. 288 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,517 I got better. Okay. 289 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:20,393 Oh, look. 290 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,395 An invisible wall. 291 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,647 Working super hard. 292 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:25,481 Look at his eyes. 293 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,816 He looks so damn good. 294 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:27,650 Yeah. 295 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:28,861 (sighs) So predictable. 296 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:30,736 (toy gun zapping) 297 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,323 (Scott laughs) 298 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,661 - [Video Game Announcer] Pick a side. 299 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,875 Come on, what are you waiting for? 300 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:52,717 Come on, what are you waiting for? 301 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:53,551 (phone chimes) 302 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:54,553 Take a shot. 303 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,433 - Oh, shit. 304 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,644 (doorbell rings) 305 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:04,729 - You bathed. 306 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,522 I feel special. 307 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,983 - And I'm gonna put on a new shirt. 308 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,443 - Ooh! 309 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,485 A new shirt. 310 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,654 - Yep, this one's charcoal. 311 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:14,488 - Okay. 312 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,908 A different color doesn't make it a new shirt. 313 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,868 It still has your big ol' face on it. 314 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,494 - Yeah, well this big ol' face 315 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,163 sells lots of t-shirts, all right, buddy? 316 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,331 It's called branding 317 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,498 and I need to do it. 318 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:28,169 - Well, if you didn't always feel the need to brand, 319 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:31,005 Aly wouldn't need to talk. 320 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:34,425 - Okay, Steve Jobs, he wore the same shirt 321 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,843 every single day, okay? 322 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:36,677 You know why? 323 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,221 Because it allowed him to free his mind 324 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:41,058 and focus on bigger, more important issues. 325 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,102 So, what should I order for lunch? 326 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,812 - Hmm, seems like it's working. 327 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:47,688 - What? You love... 328 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,523 You know what? You're not getting any. 329 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:49,690 And I'll ask the Scotties, okay, 330 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,026 'cause they adore me. 331 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:53,778 What up, Scotties? 332 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,363 It's your boy Great Scott. 333 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,697 We about to get all up in this video. 334 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,532 It's gonna be lit. 335 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:58,366 Hey, there's Joe 336 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,618 doin', I don't know, whatever the hell Joe does. 337 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,079 Anyways, far more important, I'm starving. 338 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,748 Let me know some restaurant recommendations in the city. 339 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,667 And I'm out. (phone chimes) 340 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,751 Posted. 341 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:09,627 Boom! 342 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,838 - So, how do you wanna do this Head Shots review? 343 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,924 Wanna do like a skit like we did before? 344 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,592 You toss on those army fatigues. 345 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,302 You can even download some World War footage. 346 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,136 - Eh, you know what? 347 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,304 I'll just let you know when I finish the game, okay? 348 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,389 (phone chiming) 349 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,057 - Dude. 350 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,559 Have you seriously not finished the game? 351 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,601 - No. 352 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,354 But I've almost finished the game, hmm? 353 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,730 I'm on the last mission, come on. 354 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,607 - Well I don't wanna be cutting this all night long. 355 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,984 All right, we gotta get this in the can. 356 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:34,277 - Okay, relax. 357 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,487 I will get it in your can soon enough. 358 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,865 But right now that's not what we're doing, okay? 359 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,199 Mic me. 360 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,409 - Fine. 361 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,994 What are we doing? 362 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:43,870 - Oh, ooh. Cold hand. 363 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,996 - Okay. 364 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,957 (bright music) 365 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,125 - What up, Scotties? 366 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,334 It's your boy Great Scott 367 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,253 with Great Scott Gamer. 368 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,213 Now, serious talk. 369 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,966 Sometimes our community can be just a little bit immature. 370 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,844 So today I had the pleasure of teaching a valuable lesson 371 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,512 to one of my younger fans 372 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,432 about just how to communicate with your fellow teammates. 373 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,185 Because you see, Great Scott is for the childrens. 374 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:10,062 Yeah, yeah Great Scott Gamer is for the childrens 375 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,523 and if you don't believe me, well then, check this out. 376 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:15,610 - [Kyle] Whatever. Nobody watches your old ass anymore. 377 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:16,444 - Really, 'cause I think, 378 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,654 I think they're gonna really like this one. 379 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,488 - [Kyle] What are you doing? 380 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:24,160 - [Scott] You fuck, dick, shits, tits, suck balls. 381 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,745 - [Kyle's Mother] Kyle Sheldon! 382 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:26,579 That's it! 383 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,788 You are done! 384 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,623 (Scott laughs) 385 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,457 - [Kyle] No, no, no, Mom! 386 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,708 I swear, it wasn't me, it wasn't me! 387 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,001 It was Scott! No, no! 388 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,544 Scott! 389 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,004 - (sighs) Well, there you have it. 390 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,674 You know, maybe next time Kyle will think before he speaks. 391 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,718 (chuckles) And speaking of speaking, 392 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,513 or is it talking of talking, 393 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:47,308 this morning Aly, you know, my lovely lady and sugar mamma, 394 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:52,314 said that we need to talk later on when she gets home. 395 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,524 Now, should I be concerned? 396 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:55,608 I don't know. Joe thinks so. 397 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,944 But Joe's also afraid of plastic ware, so. 398 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,028 Anyways, leave me your comments 399 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,530 and your thoughts on that one 400 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:04,283 and don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment. 401 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,159 Love you guys! 402 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,369 Catch you on the flip side. 403 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,079 Your boy Great Scott Gamer. 404 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:08,914 I'm out. 405 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,165 - Everything's set up for the review. 406 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,543 How's that Kyle video doing? 407 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,671 Yo, Scott. 408 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:17,880 Hey! - Hmm? 409 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,298 Oh yeah, dude, everything's good. 410 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,883 - All right. 411 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,219 I'm gonna go home, grab some lunch, come back. 412 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:26,138 That should give you enough time for the review, right? 413 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,682 - Mm-hmm. 414 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,268 Yeah, man. Do whatever you need. 415 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,520 - Yo, where are you right now? 416 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,105 Is the edit okay? 417 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,022 (Scott sighs) 418 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,524 - What? Yeah, dude, your edit's great. 419 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,693 But the comments, man, 420 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:39,986 they're all about Aly. 421 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:40,821 Look. 422 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,782 - Man, I tried to tell you. 423 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,033 - Yeah, well you also tried to tell me 424 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,536 that using a typewriter at Starbucks would be inspiring. 425 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,412 - Yeah, it was inspiring. 426 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,621 It was great. 427 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,455 - Doubtful. 428 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,999 - So what are the comments saying? 429 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,792 - (sighs) Man, okay, well, 430 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,044 she's got a new sugar daddy. 431 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,838 She's got a hairy navel. 432 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,631 She's smooching another pickle. 433 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,216 She's just not that into you. 434 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,260 She's got erectile dysfunction. 435 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,178 That doesn't make sense. 436 00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:08,390 - She's out of your league. (chuckles) 437 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:10,516 They wrote it. 438 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,018 I don't think she's out of your league. 439 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:12,935 Although, to clarify, 440 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,478 are we talking major leagues or like a little league? 441 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,563 - Joseph. 442 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,107 - Since when do you even care about comments? 443 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,067 - Ever since I was ever given the attention 444 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:20,943 I so desperately crave. 445 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:21,778 Have you met me? 446 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,447 - True. 447 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:27,909 - But, dude, it's not even about the stupid comments. 448 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,912 It's the fact that they even give a shit. 449 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,497 I mean this, this Kyle gag is epic 450 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,957 but all they care about 451 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,667 is what my girlfriend had to say 452 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,378 when she was walking out the door. 453 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,797 And honestly, I didn't. 454 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,966 - Well, now you do. 455 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,095 Call Aly up, find out what she wants to talk about. 456 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,139 (Scott sighs) 457 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,432 - No, I'm not gonna do that. 458 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,100 That's a stupid idea. 459 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,810 I think I'm gonna go ahead and not call her 460 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:55,811 because she might just forget 461 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,647 she even said anything in the first place, right? 462 00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:58,814 Joseph, look at me. 463 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,358 This is a good lesson for life. 464 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,193 Oftentimes when there's a problem, 465 00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,196 the best thing to do is just 466 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,198 ignore it and hope it goes away. 467 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:10,576 - Under what circumstances does that ever make sense? 468 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,786 - Global warming. 469 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,663 - Dude, your carbon footprint. 470 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:14,789 We've talked about this all the time. 471 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,374 You have to reduce it. - Jesus, okay I get it. 472 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,667 Don't go chain yourself to a tree. 473 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:18,502 I'll call her. 474 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:20,545 - Great. 475 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:21,379 Fine. 476 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,132 Call her, finish your thing, I'll be back. 477 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,676 - Oh wait, Joe, Joe, Joe. 478 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,595 Hey, Joe, buddy. 479 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,389 We need to talk. 480 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,807 - About what? 481 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,183 - What should I order for lunch today? 482 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,268 (Scott laughs) 483 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,352 See, it's not a big deal. 484 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,311 Those words don't mean anything. 485 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,187 - You are such a dick. 486 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,897 - See, the words aren't that bad, okay? 487 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,357 It's not that scary. 488 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,483 - [Joe] It is. 489 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:43,651 - Love you. 490 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:44,694 - [Joe] Hate you. 491 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,737 - Mm-hmm, right. 492 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,448 I'm not gonna call her. 493 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,117 (easygoing music) 494 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,452 (phone ringing) 495 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,287 Hello? 496 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,371 Yeah. 497 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,205 Aly, yeah, no, no. 498 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,498 Hey, no, hey, hey. 499 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,292 I am the one doing the talking here, okay? 500 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,668 Clearly- - Delivery. 501 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,544 Hello? - Hey, yeah, hey. 502 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,420 Sorry about that. It's Scott. 503 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,463 Yep, I'll do the chicken parm special. 504 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,840 Mm-hmm, thank you very much. 505 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:06,799 Aly, I am sorry, okay? 506 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,801 I am so sorry. 507 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,595 You know, whatever it is, I'm sorry, okay? 508 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,430 I'm nothing without you 509 00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,307 and I'll keep your feet warm, okay, I swear. 510 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,349 I promise I will keep your feet warm- 511 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:18,436 (phone ringing) 512 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:19,729 Hello? 513 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:20,563 Yes. Yes. 514 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,273 Onion rings instead of fries. 515 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,608 Same order as always. 516 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:24,734 Come on, Mr. Lee. 517 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,944 But what is talking, really, 518 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,655 you know, besides, besides mouth just moving? 519 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,489 We're like, ooh, 520 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,325 we're like Jean Gray and Professor X. 521 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:33,492 Hmm? Yeah. 522 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,537 Ooh, how about Luke and Leia? 523 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,247 We're like Jay and Bey. 524 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,082 Yeah, she's gonna love that one. 525 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,293 Jay and Bey. That's brilliant. 526 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,377 Oh, shit, but he cheated on her. 527 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,212 The whole lemonade thing. 528 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,756 How to talk to your girlfriend. 529 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,174 She needs to talk? So let her talk. 530 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,509 Ooh, and you know what? 531 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:50,551 I'll even try and listen. 532 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:54,347 Better yet, how to listen to your girlfriend. 533 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:55,181 That's what it is. 534 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,390 I'm gonna try and listen. 535 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,225 What, who does that? 536 00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:58,768 No, no, that's absurd. 537 00:16:58,769 --> 00:16:59,602 - [Aly] Hey, it's Aly. 538 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,728 I can't take your call. 539 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:01,646 Leave me a message. 540 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:02,480 - (sighs) Shit. 541 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:04,982 Best video game reviewer ever. 542 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,484 (phone chimes) - Yo, Scott, I heard about 543 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,735 that we need to talk stuff. 544 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,487 - That's actually not a bad photo of me. 545 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,321 You know what? Focus. 546 00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,239 - [Aly] Hey, it's Aly. 547 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,198 I can't take your call. 548 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,866 (phone chimes) - Scott, man, it's Dubby, man. 549 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:14,784 I heard about the chick. 550 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:17,203 - Hey, it is Scott, your boyfriend. 551 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,037 I'll text. 552 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:18,871 I will just text Aly. 553 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,124 Uh, you know, just call me back when you get back. 554 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,545 - Hey, Scott. (speaking foreign language) 555 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:26,963 - She always responds to texts. 556 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,214 She'll get right back to me. 557 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,799 It's gonna be moments. 558 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,633 (phone chimes) Huh? 559 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:31,592 - The last time I sent- 560 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,552 - Nope, just more comments on the video. 561 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:33,469 - A text message like that to somebody, 562 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,303 things did not 563 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,137 go well for them. - I hope your feet are warm. 564 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,722 Um, bye. - Hey Scotty, I just saw 565 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,266 that video about you and Aly. 566 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,183 I'm sorry to hear that. 567 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,059 But more importantly, 568 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,894 did you get the I Shoot Raw shirt I sent you? 569 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:42,895 - Oh, come on. 570 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:43,938 - Yo Scott, what's up, man? 571 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:44,772 It's @hiphopgamer. 572 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,859 Look, tell her you love her and start crying. 573 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:48,693 - What is wrong with these people? 574 00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,319 Don't any of them have jobs? 575 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,655 (phone chiming) 576 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:53,990 Wait a minute. 577 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,241 Aly has a job. 578 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,952 (phone ringing) 579 00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,871 - Good morning. Weinreich & Associates. 580 00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:00,788 - Hey there, Melissa. 581 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:01,914 It's Scott. 582 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,124 Is Aly around? 583 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,292 - Oh, hey Scott. 584 00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:07,003 No, she's presenting in the conference room. 585 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,087 Do you want her voicemail? 586 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,422 - Nope, nope. I am good. 587 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,299 Just, you know, let her know I called. 588 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,133 - Will do. 589 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,343 Have a great day. 590 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,470 (Scott sighs) 591 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,305 (phone chimes) 592 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:18,598 - What the fuck? 593 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:19,891 All right, I mean, you know, 594 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:22,852 you gotta admit that I did try 595 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:25,314 and make a little bit of an effort to talk to her 596 00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,900 and, seriously, in my defense, 597 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,151 I had a ton on my plate. 598 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,612 (gun banging) 599 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,614 - [Joe] Please tell me you finished up Head Shots. 600 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:35,615 - Nope. 601 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,159 But go ahead and eat your cage-free tofu 602 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,411 or whatever shit you order for lunch and relax, okay? 603 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,163 It'll take me 30 minutes tops. 604 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,247 - Dude, it's my job to make sure 605 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,749 the review goes up on time. 606 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:45,583 - Oh yeah? 607 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:47,043 Is it also your job to push too far and see? 608 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:47,835 'Cause well, guess what? 609 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,630 They're spawning behind us, dickhead. 610 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:51,464 - [Tango] Where? 611 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,341 - [Joe] Right side. Check your radar. 612 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:54,383 - I got 'em. 613 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,010 (dramatic music) 614 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,053 Oh, shit. 615 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:57,971 My bad, bro. 616 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,348 - I got this. 617 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,642 (guns banging) 618 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,310 - Damn, bro. You went ham on it. 619 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,978 (victorious music) 620 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,146 - [Video Game Announcer] Victory. 621 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,022 - Hey, hold on, real quick. 622 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,023 Back out. 623 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,067 My girl wanna join. 624 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:11,944 - (chuckles) Okay. 625 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,278 - [Joe] So you talked to her? 626 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,696 - Hell yeah. All the time. 627 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,865 - [Joe] Not you. Scott. 628 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:18,950 - Oh, that's right. 629 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,577 You got all that we need to talk shit going down. 630 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,955 What's up with that anyway? 631 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:24,664 - Let's see. 632 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,207 I called her, left a message, 633 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,917 texted her, no response, 634 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:28,751 called her work. 635 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:30,169 She was in a meeting. 636 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,547 - And you believed that? 637 00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:35,216 - Well, I did right until you said that. 638 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,885 - Look, man, I'm just trying to keep it 100 with you. 639 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,804 She might not even be at work. 640 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,931 She might be out in these streets. 641 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,391 - Okay, Tango, you know what? 642 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:44,392 She's not out in these streets. 643 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,977 So, you can stop that right there. 644 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,562 - Did you check these streets? 645 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,397 - Okay, she's not out in these streets. 646 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,398 - Yeah, okay. 647 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,191 You don't gotta try to convince me 648 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,860 'cause I know where my lady is. 649 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:54,694 (computer chimes) 650 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:55,695 - Hello, lads. 651 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:56,821 - Hey, gorgeous. 652 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:57,989 - Hello, dear heart. 653 00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,365 How is everyone, yeah? 654 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,199 - Wait, Tango. 655 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,201 I thought you said your girlfriend was from Canada. 656 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,452 - Hell no. 657 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,037 They ain't got no morals. 658 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,747 Lady Fingers is classy. 659 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:07,915 She's British. 660 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,250 - Yeah, yeah. I didn't get that. 661 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,085 So how'd you two meet? 662 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,753 - Oh, we never met before. 663 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,839 She just my little gamer boo for now. 664 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,549 - Aww. (lips smacking) 665 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,135 - Are you gonna send her dick pics? 666 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,971 - I really, really need to block you. 667 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,181 - [Kyle] Whatever, bitch. 668 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,015 - Careful, Kyle. 669 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,975 Scott'll make your little ass famous again. 670 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,268 - Screw you, Tango. 671 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,895 And my mom went to the store. 672 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:29,937 Where's yours? 673 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,564 - I told your ass I pay rent 674 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:32,940 and they my roommates. 675 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,525 Plus, there's a great recession. 676 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,443 - Yeah, like 10 years ago. 677 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,446 - [Video Game Announcer] Three, two, one. Dominate. 678 00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,865 - Scott, hurry up and kick this asshole off the game. 679 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:41,991 - Too late. 680 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,744 - Hey, Scotty, what did you lady need to talk to you about? 681 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,329 - Well, I haven't talked to her yet. 682 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,705 So well, no updates. 683 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,999 - Oh, well I'm sure it's nothing, love. 684 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,833 - Really? 685 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,960 You know, I sure really appreciate you saying that 686 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:53,961 because that's what I was thinking 687 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,630 that this whole thing is probably nothing. 688 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:56,589 I actually feel a lot- - Yeah, sorry. 689 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,090 I don't really think it's nothing. 690 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,717 I was just being polite. 691 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,968 - Great. 692 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,094 Thank you. 693 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,930 - I'm marking enemies on the radar. 694 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,182 - Girl, you our own personal GPS. 695 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,267 - [Lady Fingers] With PMS, you tossers. 696 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,061 - Oh shit, that's it. 697 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,189 - [Kyle] What? You got your period too? 698 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,066 - Yeah. 699 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,236 We'll see who's in these streets now, huh? 700 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:19,320 All right. 701 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,614 - I swear, if we lose because of you- 702 00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:23,824 - Please tell me you'll quit this game right now. 703 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:24,659 - [Kyle] Screw you. 704 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:27,495 At least I had a girlfriend in his country. 705 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:28,329 - Whoa, Kyle. 706 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,622 You are seriously asking us 707 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:31,040 to take a leap of faith right there. 708 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,875 - Yeah, sticking your dick in couch cushions 709 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,502 doesn't make that your girlfriend. 710 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:37,088 - But it does make it a Seaman's Furniture. 711 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:37,922 - Oh! 712 00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:40,716 And right there was a tribe called quest reference, Kyle, 713 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:43,261 but you were probably a dead pool when that one dropped. 714 00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:45,012 - Hey, man, rest in peace the fight, though. 715 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,764 - And Kyle, did you say had? 716 00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,933 Wow, and you're worried about me getting dumped? 717 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,185 - Watch your right, Kyle. 718 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:52,436 Oh! 719 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,396 - [Video Game Announcer] Game over. 720 00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:54,230 (Lady Fingers laughs) 721 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:55,648 Victory! 722 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,482 Kyle? 723 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,192 (Kyle whimpering) 724 00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,443 - Kyle, are you crying? 725 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,947 (Kyle crying) 726 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,740 - [Joe] Well, that went bad. 727 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,575 - Oh no. 728 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,660 - Damn you little bitch. 729 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:08,870 - [Lady Fingers] You blokes are awful. 730 00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:10,162 - Whatever, I'll send him a t-shirt. 731 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:10,997 He'll be fine. 732 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,373 - Oh yeah, that'll make it tons better. 733 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,833 Maybe you should tweet about it. 734 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,668 - I mean, I did record it, so. 735 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,420 - [Lady Fingers] Bollocks, don't you dare. 736 00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:20,131 - [Tango] Nah, do that shit, do it, do it! 737 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,718 (phone chimes) 738 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:29,015 - Hey guys, I, I gotta jump. 739 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,560 - [Joe] You better be jumping into that Head Shots review. 740 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,651 (footsteps approaching) 741 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:43,613 - (sighs) Okay, all right. 742 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:45,698 (Scott clears throat) 743 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,200 Hey, beautiful. 744 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:48,201 There you are. 745 00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:51,579 - Yeah, here I am. 746 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,539 That'll be 13.50. 747 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,749 - Yeah, sorry. I thought that you were- 748 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:55,583 - Aly? 749 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:58,211 Yeah, you know that we need to talk stuff? 750 00:22:58,212 --> 00:22:59,754 It never works out. 751 00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:00,588 - Thank you. 752 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,215 Yeah, no, I've heard at this point. 753 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:03,132 Thank you very much. 754 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,634 Here you go, go ahead and just keep the change. 755 00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:06,427 I'll take this and, uh, buh-bye. 756 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:09,764 - Hey, man, I am free later if you would like to- 757 00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:10,681 - Come on. 758 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,892 - [Delivery Man] So, good luck! 759 00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:15,853 (phone chiming) 760 00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:16,688 Aly? 761 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,027 (upbeat music) 762 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,195 Oh god. 763 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:25,530 She is in these streets. 764 00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:26,364 No, no, no, no, no. 765 00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:27,532 No, no, no, no, no. 766 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,699 No, Aly. 767 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,034 Come on. 768 00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:30,869 Aly! 769 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:34,872 Aly! 770 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,499 - Hey, do you need my help? 771 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,334 No? 772 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:40,796 - I'm gonna find you. 773 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,091 She's right here. 774 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:49,847 (Scott sighs) 775 00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:00,857 (phone chimes) 776 00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:01,692 Aly? 777 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:05,612 Hey, Al. 778 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:19,458 (phone ringing) 779 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,794 Come on, Al. Pick up. 780 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:22,628 Pick up. 781 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:23,462 - [Aly] Hey, it's Aly. 782 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,797 I can't take your call. 783 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:27,633 Leave me a message. (Scott sighs) 784 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,385 (phone rings) 785 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:32,222 (phone vibrating) 786 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:36,977 Oh, come on. 787 00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:41,981 (Scott sighs) 788 00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:43,107 Great. 789 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,610 (phone ringing) 790 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:47,069 - Weinreich & Associates. 791 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,363 - Oh hey, it's Scott again. 792 00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:50,740 Hey, has Aly had a chance to, like, 793 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,742 come up for air or anything yet? 794 00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:53,743 - [Melissa] Uh, yes she did 795 00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:55,786 but she ran out again. 796 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:57,455 - Oh, okay, okay, because she left her- 797 00:24:57,456 --> 00:24:58,623 - [Melissa] Left her phone, I know. 798 00:24:58,624 --> 00:25:00,458 She told me to tell you 799 00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:01,667 that she would call you later. 800 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,669 - Okay, cool. 801 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,130 Is she off to like another meeting or something? 802 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:08,050 - [Melissa] No, a doctor's appointment. 803 00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:12,094 - Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, of course. 804 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:14,472 The doctor's appointment for today. 805 00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:15,389 All right, no problem. 806 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:16,683 Thanks so much. Bye. 807 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:19,769 Doctor's appointment? 808 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:22,272 She didn't tell me about any doctor's appointment. 809 00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:24,774 Did she? 810 00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:25,983 Maybe she did. 811 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:28,403 Nope, nope, I am pretty sure that she didn't. 812 00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:32,073 Shit, she probably did. 813 00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:34,450 (phone chimes) 814 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,160 Boo-yah. 815 00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,453 (phone beeping) 816 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,747 (phone ringing) 817 00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:41,082 - Dr. Covington's office. 818 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:42,708 - Yeah, this is Scott Stewart. 819 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,211 I am Aly Fulton's boyfriend. 820 00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:46,504 Is she there? 821 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,340 - Uh, who's this? 822 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:50,634 - It's Great Scott. 823 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:54,595 Scott Stewart. 824 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:57,307 - Are you a patient of Doctor Covington's? 825 00:25:58,684 --> 00:26:00,184 - No, no, no, I am not. 826 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,436 But my girlfriend, Aly Fulton is 827 00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:03,646 and I think that she's there. 828 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:05,857 So, is she there? 829 00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,026 - You think your girlfriend is here? 830 00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:09,820 - Yes. 831 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,447 Is she there? 832 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,449 - Okay, I'm not allowed to give out patient information 833 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:18,536 to anyone but spouses and immediate family members, so- 834 00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:20,830 - Okay, you know, I know this is probably gonna sound 835 00:26:20,831 --> 00:26:24,000 super creepy, stalker, even restraining order, 836 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:25,877 but seriously, I really do need to talk to her. 837 00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:27,587 So if you wouldn't mind, just, you know, 838 00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:28,421 putting her on the phone 839 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:30,214 if she happens to be, I don't know, 840 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,925 sitting right in front of you. 841 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,093 - Sir, I'm sorry. 842 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,469 That's against the rules. Have a nice day. 843 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:36,888 - Wait, no, no, no, wait, don't hang up. 844 00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:38,891 Okay, please just let me explain, okay? 845 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,684 This morning, before she left, 846 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:44,145 she said "We need to talk." 847 00:26:44,146 --> 00:26:44,979 Yeah, okay? 848 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,440 And I wasn't paying attention and well, 849 00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:48,482 she left her cell phone here. 850 00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:50,109 So look, I'm just trying to find her 851 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,736 so that we can talk and- 852 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,654 - Yeah, that's trouble. 853 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:54,572 Good luck. 854 00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:57,075 (phone beeps) 855 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,119 - Thank you. 856 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,204 (guns banging) 857 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,623 - [Kyle] She probably has teeth in her crotch. 858 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:04,790 - Of course she does. 859 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,083 They all do. 860 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:06,918 - What? 861 00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:09,003 - (laughs) Watch your left. 862 00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:11,547 - It's probably just her lady doctor visit. 863 00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:13,466 - [Scott] Yeah, that's what I was guessing. 864 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:14,675 - So they can check if your dong 865 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,719 is too small for girls. 866 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,430 - That is not what I was guessing, Kyle. 867 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:20,806 Please watch your right. 868 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,226 - Seriously? That's all you're guessing? 869 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,685 - Well, I was, 870 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:27,063 but I guess you have a different guess, I'm guessing. 871 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:29,815 - Oh, for the love of God, man. 872 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,776 I'm pretty sure my wife came to me one day and said, 873 00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:35,446 "Hun, we need to talk", and boom, two kids later, 874 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,241 I'm Captain Stay-at-home Dad making dino nuggets. 875 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:39,825 - [Children] Dino nuggets! 876 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,410 Dino nuggets! 877 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:43,079 Dino nuggets! 878 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,622 - Yeah, seriously, Scott, 879 00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:46,958 you never thought that she might be pregnant? 880 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:48,000 - Oh, Scotty. 881 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:50,127 Congratulations. 882 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,421 - A baby by Scott will be a millionaire. 883 00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:55,466 - Okay, thanks, but not necessary, all right, 884 00:27:55,467 --> 00:27:57,468 because that is not possible. 885 00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:59,136 - Because you have no penis. 886 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,514 - No, because she's on the pill, Kyle. 887 00:28:01,515 --> 00:28:03,140 - Yeah, penis pills. 888 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:04,517 - No, birth control pills. 889 00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:05,351 God! 890 00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:06,394 - Oh, so you leave it up to the woman 891 00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:08,062 to be the responsible one. 892 00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:09,397 Typical rubbish. 893 00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:10,982 - No, no, not like that. 894 00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:11,941 I never like- 895 00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:13,568 - I'm joking, love. 896 00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,403 Well, not really. 897 00:28:15,404 --> 00:28:17,363 But you do know it's really easy to forget 898 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,240 to take those little buggers every day. 899 00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:22,285 - Yeah, I forget to put deodorant on all the time. 900 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,245 (little boy groans) 901 00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:25,288 (little boy crying) 902 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:26,664 - [Daddy Gamer] What's happening? 903 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:27,874 (big band music) 904 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:30,084 Silas, apologize to your sister, okay. 905 00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:31,920 I'm not gonna say it again. 906 00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:36,132 Silas, relax. 907 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,800 - Guys, I'm gonna use the restroom real quick. 908 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,260 - [Kyle] Player one or player two? 909 00:28:39,261 --> 00:28:41,012 - [Joe] Finish Head Shots. 910 00:28:41,013 --> 00:28:43,431 - Yep, I'm doing it right now. 911 00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:44,390 - [Joe] Guys! 912 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:45,600 (upbeat soft rock music) 913 00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:47,811 - What do birth control pills even look like? 914 00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:53,232 There's no way that she's pregnant. 915 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,526 All right, you know, she's not forgetful, first of all, 916 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:59,113 and she would've said something. 917 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:02,617 No, she definitely would've said something. 918 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:04,952 And I would've definitely heard that. 919 00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:08,247 Like I'm pretty sure I would've heard something like that. 920 00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:10,041 ♪ I got up to drive till dawn ♪ 921 00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,502 ♪ And you're gone, gone, gone ♪ 922 00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:13,503 ♪ Are you going ♪ 923 00:29:13,504 --> 00:29:14,670 ♪ Won't you stay ♪ 924 00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:17,423 ♪ On second thought, it's okay ♪ 925 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,592 ♪ I'm at the border of control ♪ 926 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:22,303 Where is your teammate, little man? 927 00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:24,263 ♪ So you wanna fall hard ♪ 928 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:27,391 ♪ Fall hard, hard, hard ♪ 929 00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,310 ♪ You're dying to make some art ♪ 930 00:29:29,311 --> 00:29:30,186 ♪ And you're so smart ♪ 931 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,021 Yes! 932 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,565 ♪ All I hear is talk, talk, talk, talk ♪ 933 00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:37,693 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk ♪ 934 00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:39,695 ♪ All I hear is talk, talk, talk, talk ♪ 935 00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,197 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk ♪ 936 00:29:41,198 --> 00:29:44,700 ♪ Talk, talk, talk ♪ 937 00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:46,369 An extra life. 938 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:47,995 ♪ Talk, talk, talk ♪ 939 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:48,830 Yay. 940 00:29:55,879 --> 00:29:58,548 And look, for the record, I love kids. 941 00:29:58,549 --> 00:29:59,382 I adore them. 942 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:00,216 I mean, they're fantastic. 943 00:30:00,217 --> 00:30:01,343 They're my biggest fans. 944 00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:05,221 I feel like it's gonna start sounding creepy. 945 00:30:05,222 --> 00:30:06,055 The point is, 946 00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:09,810 would I like to have a family with Aly? 947 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,984 (phone rings) 948 00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,237 - Weinreich & Associates. 949 00:30:21,655 --> 00:30:22,488 Hi, Scott. 950 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:25,116 Yes, she did come back from the doctor. 951 00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:26,200 - Great. 952 00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:27,578 Can I talk to her? 953 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:30,538 - [Melissa] No, she got pulled into one of the labs. 954 00:30:30,539 --> 00:30:32,290 Had to put out a fire. 955 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,875 Oh, not like a, not like a real fire 956 00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:35,459 with flames or anything like that. 957 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,837 Like not an emergency kind of thing. 958 00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:39,380 Is your thing an emergency? 959 00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:41,465 I can try to get her if it's an emergency. 960 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:42,759 Is it an emergency? 961 00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:46,721 - Uh, nope. 962 00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:48,724 No, not, not an emergency. 963 00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:53,936 Just let her know I called again. 964 00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:54,812 Yeah, thanks. 965 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:57,399 (gentle music) 966 00:31:13,165 --> 00:31:14,790 (phone chimes) - Scott, it's Kendall. 967 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,000 Dude, I heard about Aly. - Hey Scott. 968 00:31:16,001 --> 00:31:16,834 - That's terrible, man. - I'm really sorry to hear 969 00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:17,668 about you and Aly. 970 00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:18,503 - She's definitely out 971 00:31:18,504 --> 00:31:19,545 meeting other guys. - If you ever need some advice 972 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:20,379 or someone to talk to. - Getting drunk right now. 973 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,297 So like, we should go do 974 00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:22,215 the same thing. - Just know I'm always free. 975 00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,466 - But, meet other girls. 976 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:26,136 (pensive music) 977 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:31,600 (phone chimes) 978 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,901 (guns banging) 979 00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:43,611 - Picking a name. 980 00:31:43,612 --> 00:31:45,821 That's a huge commitment, boy. 981 00:31:45,822 --> 00:31:47,490 It's like picking a gamer tag. 982 00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:48,616 Look at mine. 983 00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:49,575 JoeJoeJoe. 984 00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:51,786 Simple, easy to remember, 985 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:53,663 and it's not embarrassing 986 00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:55,414 to tell people in mixed company. 987 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:56,499 - Flanking right. 988 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,209 - Look, man, on some real shit, 989 00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:00,461 Tango_Unchained wasn't my first name. 990 00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:02,380 I was 15 when I got my first system 991 00:32:02,381 --> 00:32:04,924 and I thought the name Boob Shooter was hilarious 992 00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:07,802 until last year when my boss got his kids 993 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,804 their first console and he asked me my name. 994 00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,639 - Oh no. Did you tell him? 995 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,598 - Hell yeah I told him 996 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:14,100 but I never heard from his kids, 997 00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:15,977 so it was all good. 998 00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:18,771 Although he did ask me out for drinks from time to time. 999 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:19,605 (Lady Fingers giggles) 1000 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,400 - Okay guys, I'm not picking a name. 1001 00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:24,402 I'm still trying to figure out why she didn't tell me. 1002 00:32:24,403 --> 00:32:26,154 - She did say "We need to talk." 1003 00:32:27,489 --> 00:32:29,241 - Yeah, I guess so. 1004 00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:32,410 They're capturing B. 1005 00:32:32,411 --> 00:32:34,078 - [Joe] That's a game changer. 1006 00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,705 - Not really, we've controlled the B and C points 1007 00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:36,956 like the entire game. 1008 00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:37,790 We're good. 1009 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,500 - Not the game. The pregnancy. 1010 00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:40,418 (Scott sighs) 1011 00:32:40,419 --> 00:32:41,253 - Right, yeah. 1012 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:44,130 I guess, but, you know, 1013 00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:46,924 how reliable are those little test things, anyway? 1014 00:32:46,925 --> 00:32:47,758 - [Little Girl] Give it back! 1015 00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:48,843 - Oh, they're fucking accurate. 1016 00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:49,677 - [Little Girl] Give it back! 1017 00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:52,471 - Silas, give her back the toy, please. 1018 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:53,306 Goddamn it! 1019 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:54,140 Who's got the A point? 1020 00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:54,974 - It's okay. 1021 00:32:54,975 --> 00:32:56,434 I got it under control. 1022 00:32:56,435 --> 00:32:57,435 - I hope so. 1023 00:32:57,436 --> 00:32:58,853 It's just like this Head Shots review. 1024 00:32:58,854 --> 00:33:00,062 You can't avoid it 1025 00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:01,772 and think it's just gonna go away. 1026 00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:03,691 - Okay thanks, Dad. 1027 00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:05,776 But I'm trying here, okay? 1028 00:33:05,777 --> 00:33:07,028 What am I supposed to do? 1029 00:33:07,029 --> 00:33:08,738 Put it on Facebook so the whole world can see it? 1030 00:33:08,739 --> 00:33:10,698 I mean, her dad is literally 1031 00:33:10,699 --> 00:33:12,116 just looking for a reason to choke me out 1032 00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:14,619 and all of her friends are terrible. 1033 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:15,453 (phone chimes) 1034 00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:16,413 - [Video Game Announcer] Double kill! 1035 00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:19,373 - [Scott] Speak of the devil. 1036 00:33:19,374 --> 00:33:20,791 - So you'll talk about it in a video post 1037 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,585 with a bunch of total strangers. 1038 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:23,419 - Okay, that's different. 1039 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,253 They're not strangers. 1040 00:33:24,254 --> 00:33:25,379 They're my fans. 1041 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,214 - Mm. 1042 00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:28,299 - Man, it sound like you got more love for them. 1043 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,133 - Oh yeah, okay, 1044 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:30,343 this is coming from the guy whose girlfriend 1045 00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:32,470 is entirely across the Atlantic. 1046 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:33,304 - All right, now. 1047 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:34,805 Let's don't be cheeky. 1048 00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:36,432 He's just trying to help. 1049 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:37,350 - You're right. I'm sorry. 1050 00:33:37,351 --> 00:33:38,185 I just... 1051 00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:43,065 I just don't know what else to do, guys. 1052 00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:46,692 - Well, if I had any serious problems, 1053 00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:48,444 I would tell my girlfriend. 1054 00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:50,696 (phone chimes) 1055 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:52,990 - (chuckles) No, yeah. 1056 00:33:52,991 --> 00:33:54,325 Not gonna happen. 1057 00:33:54,326 --> 00:33:57,203 Her best friend hates me, first of all. 1058 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:57,995 Oh, and second of all, 1059 00:33:57,996 --> 00:34:00,998 dealing with her is like dealing with the red witch 1060 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:02,291 at the red wedding. 1061 00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:03,960 - Death and crotch demons. 1062 00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:05,169 - Come on, man, spoilers! 1063 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:06,504 Stop doing that shit. 1064 00:34:06,505 --> 00:34:09,006 - Honestly, Scott, I think her mate would appreciate 1065 00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:11,592 that you care enough for Aly to ask her. 1066 00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:13,094 So ask her. 1067 00:34:13,095 --> 00:34:13,970 - Uh, no. 1068 00:34:13,971 --> 00:34:15,012 Look, even if I wanted to, 1069 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:17,139 like, there's no way that she would talk to me. 1070 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:18,724 - Oh, it can't be that bad. 1071 00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:19,559 - Oh yeah? 1072 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,770 Last time I saw her, she hit me with a bicycle. 1073 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:23,813 (Lady Fingers giggles) 1074 00:34:23,814 --> 00:34:26,274 I mean, there's just no way she's gonna talk to me. 1075 00:34:26,275 --> 00:34:29,610 (phone chimes) 1076 00:34:29,611 --> 00:34:32,447 - [Video Game Announcer] A secure. 1077 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:35,741 - But she will talk to Aly. 1078 00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:38,369 - [Video Game Announcer] Lost the lead. 1079 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:43,333 - Hey Amber, I really need to talk to you. 1080 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:45,501 (phone beeps) 1081 00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:46,544 Come over. 1082 00:34:46,545 --> 00:34:47,378 (phone beeps) 1083 00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:48,254 Right away. 1084 00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:49,130 (phone beeps) 1085 00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:51,174 (Scott chuckles) 1086 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:52,466 All right. 1087 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,552 (phone beeps) 1088 00:34:54,553 --> 00:34:56,263 - [Video Game Announcer] C secure. 1089 00:35:01,852 --> 00:35:04,730 (knocking on door) 1090 00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:09,984 - Oh my... 1091 00:35:09,985 --> 00:35:12,028 Oh, what the shit? 1092 00:35:12,029 --> 00:35:12,863 Aly? 1093 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:14,906 Aly? 1094 00:35:14,907 --> 00:35:16,199 - Yeah, sure, just come on in. 1095 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,783 - Aly? 1096 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:18,951 - She's not here. 1097 00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:19,828 - Bitch. 1098 00:35:20,662 --> 00:35:21,495 Well, where did she go? 1099 00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:23,039 She told me to come over. 1100 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,583 - No, I asked you to come over. 1101 00:35:26,001 --> 00:35:28,336 - Okay, weirdo, fuck this, deuces. 1102 00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:30,129 You know, I always knew you were hot for me, Scott, 1103 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:32,173 but this is pathetic, seriously. 1104 00:35:32,174 --> 00:35:33,591 - Okay, Amber, seriously shut up. 1105 00:35:33,592 --> 00:35:34,425 That's not what I want. 1106 00:35:34,426 --> 00:35:35,676 - Look, Scott, we couldn't even if I wanted to 1107 00:35:35,677 --> 00:35:36,511 because I'm on my period 1108 00:35:36,512 --> 00:35:37,428 and I don't even know you like that, so. 1109 00:35:37,429 --> 00:35:38,346 - Amber, that's so gross. 1110 00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:39,847 - Fine, so bossy. 1111 00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:40,681 But get behind me. 1112 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:42,183 I don't wanna have to look at both your stupid faces. 1113 00:35:42,184 --> 00:35:44,519 - I just wanna talk about Aly. 1114 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,021 - Oh, gross, no. 1115 00:35:47,022 --> 00:35:49,774 You really are into some kinky ass weird shit, Scott. 1116 00:35:49,775 --> 00:35:51,943 - Okay, Amber, stop, okay? 1117 00:35:51,944 --> 00:35:54,445 Seriously, I need to talk about Aly. 1118 00:35:54,446 --> 00:35:55,279 No sex. 1119 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,114 Just talk. 1120 00:35:56,949 --> 00:35:57,823 - Yeah, of course. 1121 00:35:57,824 --> 00:35:58,824 I mean, I knew that. 1122 00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:02,828 This was all a test and you passed with flying colors. 1123 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,706 So high five. Yay, go you. 1124 00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:08,709 - So how long have you known? 1125 00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:10,086 - Oh my God. You're such a dork. 1126 00:36:10,087 --> 00:36:12,004 That's not Aly's. 1127 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:13,130 - Wait, so Aly's not- 1128 00:36:13,131 --> 00:36:14,257 - Oh God, no. 1129 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,091 - So you're- 1130 00:36:15,092 --> 00:36:16,509 - Oh, fuck no. 1131 00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:19,136 - So you hadn't- - Oh, gross, no! 1132 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,179 Our friend Mary got knocked up. 1133 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:21,889 She came over to do the test, duh. 1134 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:22,723 - Oh, I'm sorry. 1135 00:36:22,724 --> 00:36:24,267 I forgot that I live at Planned Parenthood. 1136 00:36:24,268 --> 00:36:25,101 Yeah, that's my bad. 1137 00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:26,853 - Ha-ha, fuck you. Is that it? 1138 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:29,063 - Seriously, how would I possibly know that? 1139 00:36:29,064 --> 00:36:29,897 - Oh my God. 1140 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:32,149 Scott, you were here when we did the test. 1141 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:33,317 Maybe if your head wasn't so far up 1142 00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:34,944 Pac-Man's ass all the time, you would know that. 1143 00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:36,112 - Look, I get it. 1144 00:36:36,113 --> 00:36:37,655 I need to pay more attention, okay? 1145 00:36:37,656 --> 00:36:39,574 But Aly left her cell phone here, 1146 00:36:39,575 --> 00:36:41,285 I can't get her at the office and, 1147 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:47,249 I have no idea why she thinks that we need to talk. 1148 00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:49,960 - Oh, shit. 1149 00:36:51,003 --> 00:36:54,589 She said, "We need to talk"? 1150 00:36:54,590 --> 00:36:55,424 - Yes. 1151 00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:57,258 - Damn! 1152 00:36:57,259 --> 00:36:59,051 You're toast! 1153 00:36:59,052 --> 00:36:59,886 Oh my God. 1154 00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:01,220 I'll tell you what, though, it is about fucking time. 1155 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:02,054 I've been telling her 1156 00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:03,389 to kick your ass to the curb for years. 1157 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:04,682 - You know what, whatever Amber. 1158 00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:05,641 You can go. 1159 00:37:05,642 --> 00:37:07,310 (Amber laughs) 1160 00:37:07,311 --> 00:37:08,144 And you know what? 1161 00:37:08,145 --> 00:37:09,770 For the record, Pac-Man doesn't even have a butt. 1162 00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:10,772 So, you're stupid. 1163 00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:14,651 (soft music) 1164 00:37:17,571 --> 00:37:18,697 - Jesus Christ, Scott. 1165 00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:23,744 Whatever you wanna talk about or ask, 1166 00:37:24,578 --> 00:37:27,205 I will give you one cigarette's time to do it. 1167 00:37:27,206 --> 00:37:28,957 - Who said you could smoke in my... 1168 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,379 If Aly's not pregnant, why is she at the doctor? 1169 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,255 - Oh my God. 1170 00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:37,840 She's probably at the crotch doc, Scott. 1171 00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:38,925 How do you not know that either? 1172 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:40,259 - I don't know, okay? 1173 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,429 I'm an insensitive asshole, I get it. 1174 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:44,473 Jesus, Amber, okay. 1175 00:37:45,974 --> 00:37:48,601 Do you have any idea 1176 00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:51,103 why she thinks that we need to talk? 1177 00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:51,939 - Nope. 1178 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:55,024 - Awesome, thank you, this was a great idea, yeah. 1179 00:37:55,025 --> 00:37:56,526 - Look, I don't know, 1180 00:37:56,527 --> 00:37:57,527 but if I were to guess, 1181 00:37:57,528 --> 00:37:59,862 I would say it's about the state of the union. 1182 00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:00,696 - That's it, yeah. 1183 00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:01,906 It's the president's fault. 1184 00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:03,074 - Oh my God, Scott. 1185 00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:05,535 I am talking about the two of you. 1186 00:38:05,536 --> 00:38:07,203 - Amber. 1187 00:38:07,204 --> 00:38:09,705 Seriously, has she said anything to you, 1188 00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:12,124 like you know about, I don't know, us not working or- 1189 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:15,336 - Scott, you would know if it's working. 1190 00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:18,464 How is your relationship? 1191 00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:19,632 - What do you mean? It's great. 1192 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:21,926 Like the same it's been for the last 10 years. 1193 00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:22,761 - Is it? 1194 00:38:23,637 --> 00:38:26,764 Okay, what did you guys talk about last night? 1195 00:38:26,765 --> 00:38:27,599 - Oh my God. 1196 00:38:28,433 --> 00:38:30,226 I don't know, you know, dinner probably. 1197 00:38:30,227 --> 00:38:31,519 - Okay. 1198 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,813 When's the last time you guys went out? 1199 00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:37,275 - Like last week, month. 1200 00:38:37,276 --> 00:38:38,568 - Last week, month? 1201 00:38:38,569 --> 00:38:40,988 Is that a short month like February? 1202 00:38:42,114 --> 00:38:43,906 What did you guys do? 1203 00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:46,450 - We went to dinner, you know, 1204 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:47,661 because they wouldn't, 1205 00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:50,581 they wouldn't deliver. 1206 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,332 - So romantic. 1207 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,877 Well, in my professional opinion, 1208 00:38:55,878 --> 00:38:58,754 you sound more like roommates than a couple. 1209 00:38:58,755 --> 00:39:00,215 And on that note, peace. 1210 00:39:03,886 --> 00:39:04,719 (Amber laughs) 1211 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,389 (phone chiming) 1212 00:39:08,724 --> 00:39:09,600 Scott, 1213 00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:12,727 I know you think that this whole world 1214 00:39:12,728 --> 00:39:16,147 revolves around you and that YouTube shit 1215 00:39:16,148 --> 00:39:18,650 and I'm sure you get showered with, like, 1216 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:21,277 hella nerd love all the time 1217 00:39:21,278 --> 00:39:24,197 but you gotta understand Aly doesn't have that. 1218 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:26,949 (soft music) 1219 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:29,994 So when it comes to getting showered with love, 1220 00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:32,539 all she has is you. 1221 00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:37,460 Drop the mic. 1222 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:38,628 Boom. 1223 00:39:38,629 --> 00:39:40,171 You know, why'd she wanna get showered with you 1224 00:39:40,172 --> 00:39:41,547 by anything is beyond me. 1225 00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:42,381 Oh my god. Oh my God. - Okay, you know what? 1226 00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:43,216 Goodbye, Amber. 1227 00:39:43,217 --> 00:39:44,091 - I just pictured you showering. 1228 00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:46,052 Oh! Oh my god. 1229 00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:46,970 Hey, Scott! 1230 00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:49,555 I need money for the bus! 1231 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:51,224 Look, I was gonna let you tap that ass. 1232 00:39:51,225 --> 00:39:54,185 The least you can do is reimburse me for travel, Scott! 1233 00:39:54,186 --> 00:39:56,479 (pounding on door) 1234 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,648 Asshole! - Fine, here you go. 1235 00:39:58,649 --> 00:40:00,067 - Ooh, 20 dollars. 1236 00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:03,778 YouTube make a lot of money. - On your way. 1237 00:40:03,779 --> 00:40:05,113 Hi! - Um, hey. 1238 00:40:06,865 --> 00:40:08,324 Do we need to talk? 1239 00:40:08,325 --> 00:40:09,784 - Oh my god. 1240 00:40:09,785 --> 00:40:12,954 - Oh, (sniffs) it smells like not sex. 1241 00:40:12,955 --> 00:40:15,081 (guns banging) 1242 00:40:15,082 --> 00:40:16,666 So you're not banging 1243 00:40:16,667 --> 00:40:18,751 your pregnant girlfriend's best friend? 1244 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:21,128 - Nope. No friend banging. 1245 00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:22,922 Aly not pregnant. 1246 00:40:22,923 --> 00:40:24,298 Flawless victory. 1247 00:40:24,299 --> 00:40:25,467 - Cool, so... 1248 00:40:26,468 --> 00:40:27,301 No way. 1249 00:40:27,302 --> 00:40:28,970 Are you seriously still playing the game? 1250 00:40:28,971 --> 00:40:29,804 You didn't finish? 1251 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:31,264 - Okay, don't get your panties in a twist. 1252 00:40:31,265 --> 00:40:32,473 I am finishing it right now. 1253 00:40:32,474 --> 00:40:34,100 So run along and grab your camera 1254 00:40:34,101 --> 00:40:35,184 and we can film your little video 1255 00:40:35,185 --> 00:40:37,687 because that is what you want. 1256 00:40:37,688 --> 00:40:38,521 - I mean, I guess. 1257 00:40:38,522 --> 00:40:39,522 It's not really what I want. 1258 00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:41,190 It's about what the fans want. 1259 00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:42,817 - Yeah, sure it is. 1260 00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:44,235 - Dude, you made a commitment to them. 1261 00:40:44,236 --> 00:40:45,069 - Did I? 1262 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:45,903 'Cause I remember that I just wanted 1263 00:40:45,904 --> 00:40:47,530 to play video games and make money. 1264 00:40:47,531 --> 00:40:50,741 You wanted to turn it into this big Hollywood production. 1265 00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:53,160 - Oh, right. 1266 00:40:53,161 --> 00:40:53,995 Sorry. 1267 00:40:53,996 --> 00:40:56,122 You know what, sorry for making your videos not suck. 1268 00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:57,081 And I guess it's also my fault 1269 00:40:57,082 --> 00:40:58,583 that you haven't finished playing a game 1270 00:40:58,584 --> 00:41:00,376 that you've had for an entire month, right? 1271 00:41:00,377 --> 00:41:01,294 That's on me. 1272 00:41:01,295 --> 00:41:02,295 - Yeah, well apparently, 1273 00:41:02,296 --> 00:41:03,754 it's either yours or the president's, 1274 00:41:03,755 --> 00:41:05,339 but I'm pretty sure that it makes more sense 1275 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:06,174 that it is yours, yeah. 1276 00:41:06,175 --> 00:41:07,633 - I'm just trying to keep it fresh, okay? 1277 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:10,052 We can't keep doing the same videos year after year. 1278 00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:11,012 - Why not? 1279 00:41:11,013 --> 00:41:12,305 I mean, honestly, they're gonna forget about this, 1280 00:41:12,306 --> 00:41:15,975 this stupid Head Shots review the day after you post it. 1281 00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:17,268 I mean, just like I can't even remember 1282 00:41:17,269 --> 00:41:18,519 what I had for dinner last night. 1283 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,980 So, frankly, what's the difference? 1284 00:41:20,981 --> 00:41:21,814 - I just don't want them to get bored 1285 00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:23,065 and go somewhere else. 1286 00:41:23,066 --> 00:41:24,192 - Yeah, right. 1287 00:41:24,193 --> 00:41:25,527 Where else is she gonna go? 1288 00:41:26,612 --> 00:41:27,446 - Who? 1289 00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:31,157 - Like any of those other stupid channels. 1290 00:41:31,158 --> 00:41:32,116 - No, you said, "Where's she gonna go?" 1291 00:41:32,117 --> 00:41:33,284 She who? 1292 00:41:33,285 --> 00:41:34,577 - No, no I didn't. 1293 00:41:34,578 --> 00:41:35,786 - Yeah, you did. 1294 00:41:35,787 --> 00:41:36,662 - (sighs) Okay, you know what? 1295 00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:37,914 I should just live stream this shit right now 1296 00:41:37,915 --> 00:41:39,165 and be done with it. 1297 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,792 - Look, people like the skits. 1298 00:41:41,793 --> 00:41:44,462 People like the in-depth review videos. 1299 00:41:44,463 --> 00:41:45,630 They think they're cool. 1300 00:41:45,631 --> 00:41:46,797 I think they're cool. 1301 00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:48,257 - Yeah, well they also thought it was cool 1302 00:41:48,258 --> 00:41:50,384 when I was just gaming in my dorm room. 1303 00:41:50,385 --> 00:41:51,219 I mean, honestly, 1304 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:52,845 if I wasn't wasting all this extra time 1305 00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:55,223 filming all of your extra bullshit, 1306 00:41:55,224 --> 00:41:56,599 Aly would probably be cool 1307 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,018 and not trying to talk to me about whatever the fuck. 1308 00:41:59,019 --> 00:41:59,852 - No, nope. 1309 00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:01,312 There's no way you're gonna pin 1310 00:42:01,313 --> 00:42:03,981 whatever's going on between you and Aly on me. 1311 00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:05,024 No. - No, no, think about it. 1312 00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:07,276 Seriously, I mean, if I just kind of did what I did before, 1313 00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:08,778 I would have time at night to, 1314 00:42:08,779 --> 00:42:10,488 I don't know, hang out with my girlfriend. 1315 00:42:10,489 --> 00:42:11,322 - You could do that now and finish during the day 1316 00:42:11,323 --> 00:42:13,115 but you choose not to. 1317 00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:13,950 - Well, you can't argue 1318 00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:15,993 that I would save a shit ton of money 1319 00:42:15,994 --> 00:42:17,454 if I was just live streaming. 1320 00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:20,749 I wouldn't have to pay my predator the big bucks. 1321 00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:22,918 - [Joe] Wow. 1322 00:42:27,256 --> 00:42:28,673 - Come on, dude. 1323 00:42:28,674 --> 00:42:29,633 I was joking. 1324 00:42:31,009 --> 00:42:32,176 - Well, the thing about jokes 1325 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:34,887 is that they're actually supposed to be funny. 1326 00:42:34,888 --> 00:42:37,431 I would make double doing what I do for you 1327 00:42:37,432 --> 00:42:39,767 doing, I don't know, like weddings or something, 1328 00:42:39,768 --> 00:42:40,685 but I choose not to do that 1329 00:42:40,686 --> 00:42:42,687 because I feel like we're doing something different. 1330 00:42:42,688 --> 00:42:43,938 - We are, Joe, we are. 1331 00:42:43,939 --> 00:42:45,566 We are doing something different. 1332 00:42:46,525 --> 00:42:48,276 - But you don't want to. 1333 00:42:48,277 --> 00:42:50,111 I'm not gonna beg you to be better. 1334 00:42:50,112 --> 00:42:51,362 - Okay, fine, fine, fine, I get it. 1335 00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:53,322 All right. You're upset. 1336 00:42:53,323 --> 00:42:54,115 But you know what? 1337 00:42:54,116 --> 00:42:55,867 You can just get on in line behind everybody else. 1338 00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:56,868 But what I will do for you is I'm gonna, 1339 00:42:56,869 --> 00:42:58,369 I'm gonna go ahead and finish this game 1340 00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:00,162 so you can do your stupid little review. 1341 00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:00,998 Okay, buddy? 1342 00:43:01,957 --> 00:43:03,416 - Would you let me? 1343 00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:04,542 Would you please be so kind 1344 00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:06,419 and let me bust my ass 1345 00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:08,671 making something you don't even appreciate? 1346 00:43:08,672 --> 00:43:09,839 Wow. 1347 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,341 Thank you, Great Scott. 1348 00:43:12,342 --> 00:43:15,094 We are so blessed that you even exist in our lives. 1349 00:43:15,095 --> 00:43:17,305 Me, the fans, 1350 00:43:17,306 --> 00:43:20,016 shit, even Aly should be counting her blessings 1351 00:43:20,017 --> 00:43:21,559 because maybe if she plays her cards right, 1352 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,768 and I'm only spit balling here, 1353 00:43:22,769 --> 00:43:27,106 but maybe you might order dinner from a new place tonight. 1354 00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:28,483 Such a lucky girl. 1355 00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:32,737 - Go fuck yourself, man. 1356 00:43:32,738 --> 00:43:35,657 (controller slams) 1357 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:37,783 - Sure. 1358 00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:39,161 Run to the internet. 1359 00:43:40,162 --> 00:43:41,078 Oh yeah, because you have, what, 1360 00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:45,249 half a million friends on your Great Scott page. 1361 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,959 How many do you have on your personal page, huh? 1362 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,587 Like, whew, 14? 1363 00:43:49,588 --> 00:43:52,757 Your mom, Aly, her friends, me. 1364 00:43:52,758 --> 00:43:54,510 - Yeah well, it pays the bills. 1365 00:43:55,385 --> 00:43:58,804 - Yeah, well I'm sure if you would call the bank 1366 00:43:58,805 --> 00:44:00,139 the would say you're rich, of course. 1367 00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:02,684 But, dude if you... 1368 00:44:03,936 --> 00:44:06,896 If you just invested in your real life more, 1369 00:44:06,897 --> 00:44:08,606 you'd be way richer. 1370 00:44:08,607 --> 00:44:11,817 (soft music) 1371 00:44:11,818 --> 00:44:12,653 - Wow. 1372 00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:16,240 That typewriter is really paying off, huh? 1373 00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:27,542 - If you feel like doing anything more 1374 00:44:27,543 --> 00:44:29,710 for the people who actually give a fuck about you, 1375 00:44:29,711 --> 00:44:31,046 it's all set up back there. 1376 00:44:47,813 --> 00:44:49,523 I guess we needed to talk after all. 1377 00:45:01,702 --> 00:45:05,830 - (sighs) Yes, I know, I know I was wrong, okay? 1378 00:45:05,831 --> 00:45:07,332 I'm the first to admit it now. 1379 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,168 Total tool for that one. 1380 00:45:10,169 --> 00:45:11,210 Yeah. 1381 00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:12,379 But it's... 1382 00:45:13,714 --> 00:45:16,967 You know, it's tough to get called out on your bullshit. 1383 00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:23,014 Especially when you know they're right. 1384 00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:25,767 (dramatic music) 1385 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:32,356 I guess we really did need to talk. 1386 00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:33,191 Well, you know what? 1387 00:45:33,192 --> 00:45:35,152 I will give you something to talk about. 1388 00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:38,571 Oh and would you look at that? 1389 00:45:38,572 --> 00:45:40,948 I have 23 friends on my personal page. 1390 00:45:40,949 --> 00:45:42,159 So, blow me. 1391 00:45:43,368 --> 00:45:48,373 Okay, about to livestream Head Shot Heroes 10. 1392 00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:49,374 Boom. 1393 00:45:50,292 --> 00:45:52,753 Okay, taking it back to the old school. 1394 00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:57,173 (messages popping) 1395 00:45:57,174 --> 00:45:58,008 Huh. 1396 00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:02,512 What up, Scotties? 1397 00:46:02,513 --> 00:46:04,639 It's your boy Scott with Great Scott Gamer 1398 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,391 coming to you live and direct. 1399 00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:09,477 Okay, so let's get right to it. 1400 00:46:09,478 --> 00:46:10,978 Head Shot Heroes 10. 1401 00:46:10,979 --> 00:46:15,691 Now, all anybody really wants to know is was it any good. 1402 00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:17,360 All right, so I thought 1403 00:46:17,361 --> 00:46:20,530 instead of making you wait for some boring review, 1404 00:46:20,531 --> 00:46:23,324 that we would find out together, huh? 1405 00:46:23,325 --> 00:46:24,367 - [Viewer] What is this? 1406 00:46:24,368 --> 00:46:26,077 Is the review out? 1407 00:46:26,078 --> 00:46:27,495 - This is great, right? 1408 00:46:27,496 --> 00:46:30,706 I mean, why wait around for a review? 1409 00:46:30,707 --> 00:46:31,541 - [Viewer] This is boring. 1410 00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:32,959 Did you review it yet? 1411 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,878 - All right, guys, so this is the 10th game in a series. 1412 00:46:35,879 --> 00:46:38,297 So, you know, everything feels pretty familiar, 1413 00:46:38,298 --> 00:46:40,132 no surprises so far. 1414 00:46:40,133 --> 00:46:41,092 - [Viewer] No surprises. 1415 00:46:41,093 --> 00:46:42,301 Just like your channel. 1416 00:46:42,302 --> 00:46:43,886 - [Viewer] Are you just live streaming now? 1417 00:46:43,887 --> 00:46:45,137 - All right, guys, so I thought I'd mix it up, 1418 00:46:45,138 --> 00:46:47,682 keep it fresh, and try out this live streaming, 1419 00:46:47,683 --> 00:46:51,269 which is so much better than a regular review. 1420 00:46:51,270 --> 00:46:53,312 It's like an instant review, huh? 1421 00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:55,356 Like why go all the way across town 1422 00:46:55,357 --> 00:46:56,649 to eat at that one restaurant 1423 00:46:56,650 --> 00:47:00,570 when you can just order the food right to your front door? 1424 00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:02,029 Bon a petit. 1425 00:47:02,030 --> 00:47:03,823 - [Viewer] I only watch play throughs if the game is good. 1426 00:47:03,824 --> 00:47:04,949 Is it any good? 1427 00:47:04,950 --> 00:47:06,284 - Okay, some good questions coming in. 1428 00:47:06,285 --> 00:47:08,244 Uh, is the game good? 1429 00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:10,955 Will it live up to the classics? 1430 00:47:10,956 --> 00:47:13,374 - [Viewer] Stop being lazy and just finish the review. 1431 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,625 I saw you post about it. 1432 00:47:14,626 --> 00:47:15,459 Review it. 1433 00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:17,753 - All right, guys, so, you know, this is just the beginning. 1434 00:47:17,754 --> 00:47:20,089 We all know these games start a little bit slow. 1435 00:47:20,090 --> 00:47:23,593 - Boring. I'm out of here. - Oh my god, Scott. Epic fail! 1436 00:47:23,594 --> 00:47:26,262 - Okay, uh, (chuckles). (stirring emotional music) 1437 00:47:26,263 --> 00:47:27,471 Oh great, great, great, here we go! 1438 00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:28,431 Our first fire fight. 1439 00:47:28,432 --> 00:47:30,725 Finally some action. 1440 00:47:30,726 --> 00:47:32,018 This is great, you know? 1441 00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:34,270 This is like reviews on demand. 1442 00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:35,605 Kind of like I always tell Aly, 1443 00:47:35,606 --> 00:47:39,066 why waste time and money going out to see a movie 1444 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:40,776 and pay for those overpriced snacks 1445 00:47:40,777 --> 00:47:43,863 when you can just wait and then watch it right at home? 1446 00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:45,489 I mean, it's so much better, right? 1447 00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:47,200 - [Viewer] Better or just easier for you? 1448 00:47:47,201 --> 00:47:48,910 Thanks for the effort, dick. 1449 00:47:48,911 --> 00:47:50,244 Unsubscribed. 1450 00:47:50,245 --> 00:47:51,078 - Shit. 1451 00:47:51,079 --> 00:47:53,164 - [Viewer] Wow, you must be a super fun boyfriend. 1452 00:47:53,165 --> 00:47:54,832 - Fun, fun, fun factor, right? 1453 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,000 What's the fun factor like? 1454 00:47:56,001 --> 00:47:56,834 - [Viewer] Poor Aly. 1455 00:47:56,835 --> 00:47:58,044 No wonder she needs to talk. 1456 00:47:58,045 --> 00:48:01,047 - Uh-oh, you're losing 'em. - Get it under control. 1457 00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:01,881 - Uh, you know, the controls, 1458 00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:05,343 the controls feel tight, you know, good, as always. 1459 00:48:05,344 --> 00:48:06,344 No surprise there. 1460 00:48:06,345 --> 00:48:08,137 - [Viewer] That's what she said, right Aly? 1461 00:48:08,138 --> 00:48:09,222 - Okay guys, guys, look, look, 1462 00:48:09,223 --> 00:48:11,432 just stay with me, okay? 1463 00:48:11,433 --> 00:48:13,392 There is tons of great stuff coming up. 1464 00:48:13,393 --> 00:48:15,019 - [Viewer] Oh great, don't review it. 1465 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:16,395 Just spoil it for us. 1466 00:48:16,396 --> 00:48:17,855 - No, guys, guys, hang on, all right? 1467 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:18,898 I've almost finished the game. 1468 00:48:18,899 --> 00:48:21,484 So, trust me, I'll warn you of any spoilers. 1469 00:48:21,485 --> 00:48:23,277 - [Viewer] You almost finished the game? 1470 00:48:23,278 --> 00:48:24,862 Then do the review. 1471 00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:25,696 - Guys, I just thought that we'd, like, you know, 1472 00:48:25,697 --> 00:48:26,864 we'd do it together. 1473 00:48:26,865 --> 00:48:28,241 You know- - Great, let's sit here 1474 00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:29,575 and watch you do your job. 1475 00:48:29,576 --> 00:48:30,952 - No, no, no, that's not what I meant. 1476 00:48:30,953 --> 00:48:31,786 I thought that- 1477 00:48:31,787 --> 00:48:33,246 - [Viewer] Man, I'm a long time subscriber. 1478 00:48:33,247 --> 00:48:34,080 You used to care about this stuff. 1479 00:48:34,081 --> 00:48:37,500 - Guys, guys, I obviously do care, okay? 1480 00:48:37,501 --> 00:48:39,168 I am right here, aren't I? 1481 00:48:39,169 --> 00:48:40,002 - [Viewer] You're here? 1482 00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:40,962 Where else would you be? 1483 00:48:40,963 --> 00:48:42,880 - [Viewer] He'd be managing a Game Stop. 1484 00:48:42,881 --> 00:48:44,173 - You know what, look. 1485 00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:47,343 We'll finish the review tonight and- 1486 00:48:47,344 --> 00:48:48,678 - [Viewer] Seriously, I didn't subscribe to this. 1487 00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:50,180 I'm out of here. Unsubscribed. 1488 00:48:51,056 --> 00:48:52,640 - Guys. 1489 00:48:52,641 --> 00:48:53,475 You know what? 1490 00:48:55,894 --> 00:48:57,228 Shit. Just turn off. 1491 00:48:57,229 --> 00:49:02,234 Fuck, why won't you... 1492 00:49:04,194 --> 00:49:05,111 Jesus. 1493 00:49:05,112 --> 00:49:07,864 Where the fuck is the off button? 1494 00:49:07,865 --> 00:49:12,077 (stirring emotion music continues) 1495 00:49:20,711 --> 00:49:21,545 Shit. 1496 00:49:32,431 --> 00:49:33,472 - All right, look, 1497 00:49:33,473 --> 00:49:36,350 I'll give you 20 for the trade in, 1498 00:49:36,351 --> 00:49:38,936 but the used game you want costs 30. 1499 00:49:38,937 --> 00:49:40,771 So you owe me 10. 1500 00:49:40,772 --> 00:49:43,733 - But Mr. Frank, I only have five dollars. 1501 00:49:43,734 --> 00:49:45,151 Please? 1502 00:49:45,152 --> 00:49:47,695 - Spencer, the game costs me 30. 1503 00:49:47,696 --> 00:49:49,572 You want me to lose money on the deal? 1504 00:49:49,573 --> 00:49:50,365 - No. 1505 00:49:51,825 --> 00:49:54,828 But what if I fix the games on the shelf for you again? 1506 00:49:58,248 --> 00:49:59,665 - Fine. 1507 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,292 But alphabetical this time, 1508 00:50:01,293 --> 00:50:04,712 not based on the ones that you think are best to worst. 1509 00:50:04,713 --> 00:50:06,006 It's not like you're... 1510 00:50:07,966 --> 00:50:09,342 Great Scott. 1511 00:50:09,343 --> 00:50:10,927 - [Children] Great Scott? 1512 00:50:10,928 --> 00:50:11,969 - Hey guys. What's up? 1513 00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:12,803 - Oh my gosh. 1514 00:50:12,804 --> 00:50:13,971 Great Scott, you're my favorite. 1515 00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:15,181 Can I get a picture? 1516 00:50:15,182 --> 00:50:16,807 - Yeah, yeah we can make that happen. 1517 00:50:16,808 --> 00:50:19,227 - Scott, I'm sorry about your girlfriend. 1518 00:50:19,228 --> 00:50:20,312 She's really pretty. 1519 00:50:21,313 --> 00:50:22,605 - Thank you. 1520 00:50:22,606 --> 00:50:23,690 - Oh, look, look! 1521 00:50:25,776 --> 00:50:26,734 See? 1522 00:50:26,735 --> 00:50:27,777 - Hey, look. 1523 00:50:27,778 --> 00:50:28,611 We're matching. 1524 00:50:28,612 --> 00:50:29,779 - [Game Store Kid 3] (giggles) Yeah. 1525 00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:31,906 - Okay, guys, let's give the man some space. 1526 00:50:31,907 --> 00:50:34,492 I'm sure he didn't come in here for all that. 1527 00:50:34,493 --> 00:50:35,952 How can I help you? 1528 00:50:35,953 --> 00:50:37,703 - I just need a new system. 1529 00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:40,289 I had a little mishap with mine. 1530 00:50:40,290 --> 00:50:42,250 - [Game Store Kid 2] What's a mishap? 1531 00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:44,253 - I think that means a bad livestream. 1532 00:50:45,546 --> 00:50:46,671 - You saw that, huh? 1533 00:50:46,672 --> 00:50:47,964 - Uh, yeah. 1534 00:50:47,965 --> 00:50:49,257 - Where the fuck is the off button? 1535 00:50:49,258 --> 00:50:50,174 Jesus. 1536 00:50:50,175 --> 00:50:51,509 You've still got it pulled up. 1537 00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:52,343 Great. 1538 00:50:52,344 --> 00:50:54,262 - I'll go grab that for you from the back 1539 00:50:54,263 --> 00:50:56,514 if you're okay here. 1540 00:50:56,515 --> 00:50:59,016 - Yeah, yeah, I think I can manage, thanks. 1541 00:50:59,017 --> 00:51:01,727 So guys, what's new? 1542 00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:03,604 - Oh, when's your Head Shot video coming out? 1543 00:51:03,605 --> 00:51:05,106 I like to watch you play them. 1544 00:51:05,107 --> 00:51:05,940 - Soon. 1545 00:51:05,941 --> 00:51:08,067 - Yeah, I like to watch your videos in bed 1546 00:51:08,068 --> 00:51:09,527 while my mom's at work. 1547 00:51:09,528 --> 00:51:13,072 - Cool, so kind of like we get to have a little sleepover. 1548 00:51:13,073 --> 00:51:14,407 - Yeah. 1549 00:51:14,408 --> 00:51:15,783 - I like to play your videos 1550 00:51:15,784 --> 00:51:17,285 when I'm playing the same game. 1551 00:51:17,286 --> 00:51:20,413 It reminds me of when I played with my dad. 1552 00:51:20,414 --> 00:51:22,915 - What happened? He just, he stopped playing? 1553 00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:24,168 - He stopped coming home. 1554 00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:28,213 (gentle music) 1555 00:51:32,467 --> 00:51:33,301 - I'm sorry. 1556 00:51:33,302 --> 00:51:36,096 Man, that's, that's hard. 1557 00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:42,894 You know, when I was a kid, 1558 00:51:42,895 --> 00:51:44,562 kind of about your guys' age, 1559 00:51:44,563 --> 00:51:46,189 I used to play Pro Skater 1560 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:47,815 with my uncle Jeff all the time. 1561 00:51:47,816 --> 00:51:49,108 He was super cool. 1562 00:51:49,109 --> 00:51:50,651 - [Game Store Kid 2] Pro Skater? 1563 00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:51,986 Man, you're old. 1564 00:51:51,987 --> 00:51:52,945 - Shut up. 1565 00:51:52,946 --> 00:51:54,322 - No, it's okay. 1566 00:51:54,323 --> 00:51:55,156 I am. 1567 00:51:55,157 --> 00:51:57,283 But best part was 1568 00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:59,243 he actually gave me his whole system 1569 00:51:59,244 --> 00:52:00,703 when he went off to the Army. 1570 00:52:00,704 --> 00:52:01,662 - Really? 1571 00:52:01,663 --> 00:52:02,580 - Yeah. 1572 00:52:02,581 --> 00:52:04,373 Yeah, and I would play it all the time 1573 00:52:04,374 --> 00:52:07,251 and I just remember that I couldn't, 1574 00:52:07,252 --> 00:52:08,211 I couldn't just wait to show him 1575 00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:09,712 how good I got when he got back. 1576 00:52:09,713 --> 00:52:11,215 - What did he say? 1577 00:52:17,846 --> 00:52:19,223 - He never made it back. 1578 00:52:20,432 --> 00:52:21,767 - He didn't like you anymore? 1579 00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:25,812 - No. 1580 00:52:27,773 --> 00:52:28,899 He died fighting. 1581 00:52:30,108 --> 00:52:32,276 But that's actually what got me into 1582 00:52:32,277 --> 00:52:34,695 playing shooters in the first place. 1583 00:52:34,696 --> 00:52:37,908 You know, I used to pretend that I could go and save him. 1584 00:52:39,785 --> 00:52:41,577 So, I played all the time. 1585 00:52:41,578 --> 00:52:43,080 - Is that how you got so good? 1586 00:52:46,959 --> 00:52:47,793 - Yeah. 1587 00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:50,503 Yeah, I guess it is. 1588 00:52:50,504 --> 00:52:52,505 - [Frank] All right, here you go. 1589 00:52:52,506 --> 00:52:53,340 - Thanks, man. 1590 00:52:54,925 --> 00:52:56,342 Excuse me, guys. 1591 00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:58,219 Why don't we just throw that right on here? 1592 00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:02,682 (cheerful electronic music) 1593 00:53:02,683 --> 00:53:04,892 And you know what? 1594 00:53:04,893 --> 00:53:06,853 Whatever these delinquents want. 1595 00:53:06,854 --> 00:53:09,272 - [Children] Great Scott is for the children! 1596 00:53:09,273 --> 00:53:12,108 Great Scott is for the children! 1597 00:53:12,109 --> 00:53:13,359 Great Scott is for the children! 1598 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,945 - All right, guys, go pick out whatever you want, come on. 1599 00:53:15,946 --> 00:53:16,780 Hurry up. 1600 00:53:19,116 --> 00:53:20,199 Cute kids. 1601 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,159 - Yo, can I get an autograph? 1602 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,286 - [Scott] Yeah, sure, man. 1603 00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:24,662 - Cool, man, cool. 1604 00:53:24,663 --> 00:53:26,080 - [Scott] What do you want me to sign, a game? 1605 00:53:26,081 --> 00:53:28,250 - Uh, my back. 1606 00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:31,752 - I'd really rather not. 1607 00:53:31,753 --> 00:53:33,045 - [Melissa] Hey, Scott. 1608 00:53:33,046 --> 00:53:35,089 No, she said she would be late 1609 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:37,384 and she will talk to you when she gets home. 1610 00:53:39,386 --> 00:53:40,219 - All right. 1611 00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:41,179 Goodnight. 1612 00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:43,682 (phone beeps) 1613 00:53:53,108 --> 00:53:55,861 (dramatic music) 1614 00:54:02,993 --> 00:54:06,747 (gaming notification chimes) 1615 00:54:21,970 --> 00:54:23,763 Kyle, you talk that shit again 1616 00:54:23,764 --> 00:54:25,097 and I'll post the video of you crying 1617 00:54:25,098 --> 00:54:26,057 like a little bitch. 1618 00:54:26,058 --> 00:54:26,891 - Oh my God. 1619 00:54:26,892 --> 00:54:28,851 Please do it, bro, do it, do that shit. 1620 00:54:28,852 --> 00:54:29,894 - Be nice, Scotty. 1621 00:54:29,895 --> 00:54:31,395 - It couldn't be worse than you crying 1622 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:33,272 on your stupid live stream. 1623 00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:35,858 - Mighty blow. (laughs) 1624 00:54:35,859 --> 00:54:38,069 - Yeah, I'll admit that was not my best moment. 1625 00:54:38,070 --> 00:54:39,445 - Yeah, speaking of that, 1626 00:54:39,446 --> 00:54:40,279 hold on for a minute. 1627 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,114 I need to live stream. 1628 00:54:42,115 --> 00:54:43,074 (urine trickling) 1629 00:54:43,075 --> 00:54:45,243 - Ew, gross. 1630 00:54:45,244 --> 00:54:47,411 - What did Joe think of your livestream? 1631 00:54:47,412 --> 00:54:48,871 - [Kyle] Wet and warm. 1632 00:54:48,872 --> 00:54:50,790 - [Tango] Yeah, just like your bed sheets. 1633 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:52,208 - Shut up! 1634 00:54:52,209 --> 00:54:53,960 I'm having growth spurts. 1635 00:54:53,961 --> 00:54:57,088 - Yeah, Joe wasn't exactly on board with my live stream 1636 00:54:57,089 --> 00:55:00,049 and by not on board, I mean he pretty much told me 1637 00:55:00,050 --> 00:55:02,218 to go fuck myself and then bounced. 1638 00:55:02,219 --> 00:55:03,761 - Any word from Aly? 1639 00:55:03,762 --> 00:55:05,012 - [Scott] Not really. She's gonna be home late. 1640 00:55:05,013 --> 00:55:06,556 That's all I got. 1641 00:55:06,557 --> 00:55:09,016 - [Lady Fingers] Oh, Scott. I'm sorry. 1642 00:55:09,017 --> 00:55:10,977 - Did you at least get the review done? 1643 00:55:10,978 --> 00:55:11,811 - No. 1644 00:55:11,812 --> 00:55:13,396 Guys, I mean, I tried. 1645 00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:14,897 - No, man, I don't blame you. 1646 00:55:14,898 --> 00:55:16,274 Your homeboy ain't fucking with you, 1647 00:55:16,275 --> 00:55:17,942 your girl beefing with you, 1648 00:55:17,943 --> 00:55:19,986 your shit all fucked up. 1649 00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:21,404 - Thank you for the recap. 1650 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:22,446 Really appreciate that. 1651 00:55:22,447 --> 00:55:23,865 - [Kyle] It doesn't matter. 1652 00:55:23,866 --> 00:55:26,325 People are already saying the game sucks. 1653 00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:27,159 - Really? 1654 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,327 (soft music) 1655 00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:29,161 Damn. 1656 00:55:29,162 --> 00:55:30,663 That's all I used to play when it first came out. 1657 00:55:30,664 --> 00:55:32,164 The first one's a classic. 1658 00:55:32,165 --> 00:55:34,333 - Man, shit, that was the first shooter I ever played. 1659 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:35,544 That shit was so dope. 1660 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,380 - Yeah, it came out the year I met Aly. 1661 00:55:39,631 --> 00:55:40,798 - [Lady Fingers] Tango, you and I met 1662 00:55:40,799 --> 00:55:42,550 playing Head Shots, you know. 1663 00:55:42,551 --> 00:55:45,178 - [Tango] Oh, damn, that's right, girl. 1664 00:55:45,179 --> 00:55:46,929 - [Kyle] My dad used to play that all the time 1665 00:55:46,930 --> 00:55:48,890 when I was little. 1666 00:55:48,891 --> 00:55:50,641 I kind of miss that. 1667 00:55:50,642 --> 00:55:52,393 - [Tango] Yeah, well, your mom wouldn't shut up, 1668 00:55:52,394 --> 00:55:53,477 so I had to bounce. 1669 00:55:53,478 --> 00:55:55,104 So stop bitching. 1670 00:55:55,105 --> 00:55:56,564 - [Kyle] Shut up, asshole. 1671 00:55:56,565 --> 00:55:58,608 He stopped playing 'cause it got boring. 1672 00:55:58,609 --> 00:56:00,526 - [Daddy Gamer] Yeah, it hasn't been the same 1673 00:56:00,527 --> 00:56:02,069 for a few years now. 1674 00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:03,988 I'll probably skip it. 1675 00:56:03,989 --> 00:56:06,532 - [Tango] Yeah, man, I gave up on that shit a while ago. 1676 00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:07,825 - [Lady Fingers] Yeah, me too. 1677 00:56:07,826 --> 00:56:10,494 I feel like they don't even really care about us anymore. 1678 00:56:10,495 --> 00:56:13,081 (phone chimes) 1679 00:56:16,543 --> 00:56:17,627 - You know what, guys? 1680 00:56:17,628 --> 00:56:18,712 Some people do care. 1681 00:56:20,589 --> 00:56:23,591 So I'm gonna jump off 1682 00:56:23,592 --> 00:56:25,093 and try and finish this video. 1683 00:56:26,345 --> 00:56:27,303 - No you're not. 1684 00:56:27,304 --> 00:56:29,764 You're just gonna go whack your wiener. 1685 00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:31,599 - Don't forget to clear your browser. 1686 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,892 - Man, you don't even need to do all that. 1687 00:56:32,893 --> 00:56:34,018 Just go incognito. 1688 00:56:34,019 --> 00:56:36,229 - Guys, guys, I am not gonna go whack my wiener, okay? 1689 00:56:36,230 --> 00:56:37,647 I promise you that. 1690 00:56:37,648 --> 00:56:39,900 - God, I wish my lady mates play video games. 1691 00:56:40,984 --> 00:56:43,904 (determined music) 1692 00:57:15,811 --> 00:57:18,564 (doorbell rings) 1693 00:57:21,567 --> 00:57:22,608 - Uh, sorry. 1694 00:57:22,609 --> 00:57:23,902 The camera won't work. 1695 00:57:24,987 --> 00:57:25,821 - You turn it on? 1696 00:57:27,739 --> 00:57:31,743 - Um, (chuckles) yes. 1697 00:57:32,578 --> 00:57:33,412 - Whatever. 1698 00:57:36,498 --> 00:57:37,331 Let's just start. 1699 00:57:37,332 --> 00:57:39,501 I have to be up all night trying to edit this shit. 1700 00:57:41,086 --> 00:57:43,546 So what are you gonna wear, army fatigues? 1701 00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:44,380 - Uh, no. 1702 00:57:44,381 --> 00:57:48,510 I thought I would try something a little different. 1703 00:57:49,887 --> 00:57:51,138 - What is that? 1704 00:57:52,306 --> 00:57:54,307 - It's a Pima cotton button up 1705 00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:55,141 I ordered online. 1706 00:57:55,142 --> 00:57:55,976 Does it look okay? 1707 00:57:56,810 --> 00:57:57,769 - Let's just shoot. 1708 00:57:58,854 --> 00:58:00,021 - [Scott] All right, dude, hold on. 1709 00:58:00,022 --> 00:58:00,856 - What? 1710 00:58:02,399 --> 00:58:03,233 - I'm sorry. 1711 00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:07,612 Okay, I didn't mean anything that I said before, man. 1712 00:58:07,613 --> 00:58:08,822 - Fine. Can we start? 1713 00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:11,240 - Hey, I'm being serious. 1714 00:58:11,241 --> 00:58:13,367 - Yeah, I can tell by your shirt. 1715 00:58:13,368 --> 00:58:15,411 (Scott sighs) 1716 00:58:15,412 --> 00:58:16,705 So what are we doing here? 1717 00:58:18,582 --> 00:58:20,918 - I think this is us talking. 1718 00:58:23,253 --> 00:58:24,546 - No, we're just standing. 1719 00:58:26,632 --> 00:58:28,799 - Yeah, I'm, uh, 1720 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,470 I'm really just uncomfortable with this. 1721 00:58:33,472 --> 00:58:34,765 - Well you should be. 1722 00:58:35,974 --> 00:58:37,935 You've been comfortable for a long ass time. 1723 00:58:40,771 --> 00:58:42,022 - I know, but, 1724 00:58:43,357 --> 00:58:44,357 dude, all I ever wanted 1725 00:58:44,358 --> 00:58:46,235 was for us to be comfortable. 1726 00:58:47,110 --> 00:58:49,695 You know, making a living, making videos. 1727 00:58:49,696 --> 00:58:50,781 What could be better? 1728 00:58:54,243 --> 00:58:55,953 But I got too comfortable 1729 00:58:57,746 --> 00:59:00,707 with the fans, with you, 1730 00:59:03,877 --> 00:59:05,212 and worst of all, with Aly. 1731 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:09,215 (gentle music) 1732 00:59:09,216 --> 00:59:11,718 (Scott sighs) 1733 00:59:18,475 --> 00:59:19,977 Dude, I don't know what to do. 1734 00:59:27,609 --> 00:59:28,652 - Look, um, 1735 00:59:31,697 --> 00:59:33,281 I know we all get wrapped up in ourselves 1736 00:59:33,282 --> 00:59:35,783 with the likes and comments and shares 1737 00:59:35,784 --> 00:59:37,034 and all that crap, 1738 00:59:37,035 --> 00:59:39,329 but I can't even imagine what it would do to someone 1739 00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:42,833 if it all comes from like millions of people. 1740 00:59:44,293 --> 00:59:46,169 - Yeah, it's exhausting. 1741 00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:47,004 - I'm sure. 1742 00:59:49,673 --> 00:59:51,508 What's that leave for everybody else? 1743 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,554 - Nothing. 1744 00:59:57,806 --> 00:59:59,016 Absolutely nothing. 1745 01:00:02,186 --> 01:00:04,020 - Well, there's your problem right there. 1746 01:00:04,021 --> 01:00:04,854 What are your fans supposed to do 1747 01:00:04,855 --> 01:00:06,772 if you stop putting out videos 1748 01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:08,734 and stop being there for them? 1749 01:00:11,236 --> 01:00:12,279 - They'd unsubscribe. 1750 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:14,614 - What are we supposed to do 1751 01:00:14,615 --> 01:00:16,158 if you stop being there for us? 1752 01:00:18,952 --> 01:00:20,578 - Shit. 1753 01:00:20,579 --> 01:00:21,413 Dude, come on. 1754 01:00:22,915 --> 01:00:24,499 Don't unsubscribe from me, okay? 1755 01:00:25,542 --> 01:00:28,128 - Well you can start by being nicer to your biggest fan. 1756 01:00:29,421 --> 01:00:30,254 - Man, come here. 1757 01:00:30,255 --> 01:00:31,130 Can I give you a hug? 1758 01:00:31,131 --> 01:00:32,381 - Not me. 1759 01:00:32,382 --> 01:00:33,591 Aly. 1760 01:00:33,592 --> 01:00:35,343 - Shit, you're right. 1761 01:00:35,344 --> 01:00:36,302 Aly. 1762 01:00:36,303 --> 01:00:38,388 She's totally gonna unsubscribe me. 1763 01:00:40,265 --> 01:00:41,140 - You're really doubling down 1764 01:00:41,141 --> 01:00:42,643 on that social media metaphor. 1765 01:00:43,602 --> 01:00:46,438 - Dude, I mean in real life, she's... 1766 01:00:48,899 --> 01:00:50,359 She's gonna break up with me. 1767 01:00:56,949 --> 01:00:58,951 - What are you gonna do? 1768 01:01:09,169 --> 01:01:11,295 - The only thing I can do. 1769 01:01:11,296 --> 01:01:12,380 (upbeat music) 1770 01:01:12,381 --> 01:01:13,214 What up, Scotties? 1771 01:01:13,215 --> 01:01:15,758 It's your boy Scott with Great Scott Gamer 1772 01:01:15,759 --> 01:01:17,301 and here is your review 1773 01:01:17,302 --> 01:01:19,136 of Head Shot Heroes 10. 1774 01:01:19,137 --> 01:01:20,513 Now Head Shot Heroes, 1775 01:01:20,514 --> 01:01:23,724 the Mac Daddy of all first person shooters. 1776 01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:24,559 Head Shot Heroes, 1777 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:28,312 the game that launched millions of channels. 1778 01:01:28,313 --> 01:01:32,316 Head Shot Heroes, the reliable gaming comfort food. 1779 01:01:32,317 --> 01:01:34,111 But you know what, Head Shot Heroes? 1780 01:01:35,404 --> 01:01:37,029 We need to talk. 1781 01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:38,030 So here's the deal. 1782 01:01:38,031 --> 01:01:41,242 At the core of this game is incredible game play. 1783 01:01:41,243 --> 01:01:43,244 I mean, the controls are just as intuitive 1784 01:01:43,245 --> 01:01:45,705 as they were when they first launched this game 1785 01:01:45,706 --> 01:01:47,290 10 years ago, 1786 01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:50,169 but that makes it so easy to overlook the fact that, 1787 01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:53,380 well, it's just not that interesting anymore. 1788 01:01:54,214 --> 01:01:55,048 Feels lazy. 1789 01:01:56,008 --> 01:01:57,216 You know, and I think the problem is 1790 01:01:57,217 --> 01:02:01,930 when something is so reliably amazing year after year, 1791 01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:06,184 we get comfortable on both sides. 1792 01:02:06,185 --> 01:02:07,894 Yeah, they give us the same old, same old, 1793 01:02:07,895 --> 01:02:10,856 and then, well frankly, we just expect it. 1794 01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:13,191 And because of that feeling we got 1795 01:02:13,192 --> 01:02:15,068 the first time we played the game, 1796 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:19,238 or the first time we fell in love. 1797 01:02:19,239 --> 01:02:20,072 You know, and yeah, 1798 01:02:20,073 --> 01:02:21,532 they might give us a new level 1799 01:02:21,533 --> 01:02:23,368 or a new character type, 1800 01:02:24,494 --> 01:02:27,622 or we might order in from a new restaurant, 1801 01:02:27,623 --> 01:02:30,876 but all the excitement's gone. 1802 01:02:31,919 --> 01:02:33,586 So Head Shot Heroes, 1803 01:02:33,587 --> 01:02:36,255 we're not breaking up with you quite yet. 1804 01:02:36,256 --> 01:02:38,216 But if you can't commit 1805 01:02:38,217 --> 01:02:40,844 to being a better partner in this relationship, then, 1806 01:02:42,054 --> 01:02:43,221 well, you know what, we are gonna find 1807 01:02:43,222 --> 01:02:44,640 somebody who appreciates us. 1808 01:02:49,353 --> 01:02:50,478 That's all I got. 1809 01:02:50,479 --> 01:02:51,771 So now if you let me get out of here, 1810 01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:54,065 I'm gonna go appreciate what I have. 1811 01:02:54,066 --> 01:02:55,316 Guys, thank you so much for watching. 1812 01:02:55,317 --> 01:02:58,027 Don't forget to like, subscribe. 1813 01:02:58,028 --> 01:02:59,904 You know what? 1814 01:02:59,905 --> 01:03:02,240 Why don't you just stop watching this video right now, 1815 01:03:02,241 --> 01:03:04,492 get out there and go enjoy the day 1816 01:03:04,493 --> 01:03:06,744 with somebody that you appreciate. 1817 01:03:06,745 --> 01:03:07,579 Later. 1818 01:03:18,590 --> 01:03:19,590 - I guess I should go. 1819 01:03:19,591 --> 01:03:20,883 - Yeah, I didn't wanna say anything. 1820 01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:22,426 (guns banging) 1821 01:03:22,427 --> 01:03:24,303 - [Lady Fingers] Oh, that's so sweet, Scotty. 1822 01:03:24,304 --> 01:03:26,138 I'm so excited for you. 1823 01:03:26,139 --> 01:03:27,431 - Well, thank you. 1824 01:03:27,432 --> 01:03:29,267 - I'm more excited to see the Head Shot's team 1825 01:03:29,268 --> 01:03:31,686 shit egg rolls when your review comes out. 1826 01:03:31,687 --> 01:03:34,647 - [Children] Egg rolls, egg rolls, egg rolls! 1827 01:03:34,648 --> 01:03:36,482 - Guys, no egg rolls. 1828 01:03:36,483 --> 01:03:38,150 - Yeah, I think they'll be just fine 1829 01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:40,486 only selling tens of millions of copies. 1830 01:03:40,487 --> 01:03:42,321 - Man, forget that video game. 1831 01:03:42,322 --> 01:03:43,281 Your lady game strong enough 1832 01:03:43,282 --> 01:03:46,033 with that dinner thing you got laid out. 1833 01:03:46,034 --> 01:03:47,493 Man, hopefully I can get my money up 1834 01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:50,580 so I can appreciate Lady Fingers all over her body. 1835 01:03:50,581 --> 01:03:53,333 - Oh, that's sweet. 1836 01:03:54,668 --> 01:03:55,585 I think. 1837 01:03:55,586 --> 01:03:56,419 (soft music) 1838 01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:58,171 - Maybe your roommates can appreciate you 1839 01:03:58,172 --> 01:03:59,797 and raise your allowance. 1840 01:03:59,798 --> 01:04:01,465 - Hey, man, shut the fuck up. 1841 01:04:01,466 --> 01:04:02,508 I don't get an allowance. 1842 01:04:02,509 --> 01:04:04,844 I get paid for chores, motherfucker. 1843 01:04:04,845 --> 01:04:06,012 - Ooh. 1844 01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:07,513 - Appreciate that. 1845 01:04:07,514 --> 01:04:09,307 - All right, you idiots, 1846 01:04:09,308 --> 01:04:10,433 I don't think I should be playing games 1847 01:04:10,434 --> 01:04:11,225 when she gets home. 1848 01:04:11,226 --> 01:04:13,477 So, I'm gonna jump. 1849 01:04:13,478 --> 01:04:15,313 But before I do, I just wanted to say 1850 01:04:15,314 --> 01:04:18,817 that I really appreciate you guys helping me out today. 1851 01:04:19,818 --> 01:04:21,319 - Wah! 1852 01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,071 Are you gonna cry? 1853 01:04:25,115 --> 01:04:26,032 - Most of you. 1854 01:04:26,033 --> 01:04:28,034 I appreciate most of you. 1855 01:04:28,035 --> 01:04:29,160 - Of course. 1856 01:04:29,161 --> 01:04:30,078 Anything for love. 1857 01:04:31,413 --> 01:04:32,247 - We're family. 1858 01:04:33,373 --> 01:04:34,750 We've got your six, brother. 1859 01:04:35,792 --> 01:04:37,753 - Squad life all day, Scott. 1860 01:04:40,297 --> 01:04:42,548 - Well I hope you can appreciate this, loser. 1861 01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:45,259 Looks like your girl's out on a date with another dude. 1862 01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:47,970 Check your Twitter, mouse dick. 1863 01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:50,932 (upbeat music) 1864 01:04:50,933 --> 01:04:54,310 - I got unsubscribed for a fucking lumberjack? 1865 01:04:54,311 --> 01:04:56,395 - [Kyle] (laughs) You're getting axed! 1866 01:04:56,396 --> 01:04:57,939 Get it? 1867 01:04:57,940 --> 01:04:59,233 Because he's a lumberjack. 1868 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:19,086 (upbeat music) 1869 01:05:22,130 --> 01:05:24,757 - Oh, what the shit? 1870 01:05:24,758 --> 01:05:25,925 What the fuck are you wearing? 1871 01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:26,759 - Amber? - Oh my god, Scott. 1872 01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,928 You can't just come in here wanting sex 1873 01:05:28,929 --> 01:05:29,887 and then changing your mind. 1874 01:05:29,888 --> 01:05:32,223 Either you want this ill na-na or you don't. 1875 01:05:32,224 --> 01:05:33,891 - Okay, Amber- - Fine, but sign a waiver 1876 01:05:33,892 --> 01:05:34,725 before we bang in here. 1877 01:05:34,726 --> 01:05:35,560 They're so strict. 1878 01:05:35,561 --> 01:05:37,520 - Jesus, Amber! - It's the rules, Scott. 1879 01:05:37,521 --> 01:05:38,396 I don't make them up. 1880 01:05:38,397 --> 01:05:40,398 - Amber, I don't wanna fuck you, okay? 1881 01:05:40,399 --> 01:05:41,233 - Scott. 1882 01:05:42,943 --> 01:05:44,068 - Oh my God, Scott. 1883 01:05:44,069 --> 01:05:45,403 What the fuck are you talking about? 1884 01:05:45,404 --> 01:05:46,362 Who's talking about fucking? 1885 01:05:46,363 --> 01:05:47,446 I'm not fucking. What the fuck? 1886 01:05:47,447 --> 01:05:49,365 Fucking dump his ass already, Aly. 1887 01:05:49,366 --> 01:05:50,783 Use the fucking sharp axes. 1888 01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:53,035 - Uh, what are you doing here? 1889 01:05:53,036 --> 01:05:56,539 - Well, you know, you left your phone at the house, so. 1890 01:05:56,540 --> 01:05:57,665 - Oh. 1891 01:05:57,666 --> 01:05:59,333 Thank you, I guess. 1892 01:05:59,334 --> 01:06:02,003 You didn't have to bring it all this way. 1893 01:06:02,004 --> 01:06:03,254 Is everything okay? 1894 01:06:03,255 --> 01:06:04,422 - Sure. 1895 01:06:04,423 --> 01:06:05,674 Yeah, everything's great. 1896 01:06:06,633 --> 01:06:07,426 - Okay, good. 1897 01:06:08,635 --> 01:06:09,469 - Okay. 1898 01:06:10,721 --> 01:06:11,597 - All right. 1899 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,058 - Seriously? 1900 01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:19,896 You're just gonna unsubscribe me for the paper towels guy? 1901 01:06:19,897 --> 01:06:21,939 - What are you talking about? 1902 01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:22,899 - That fucking guy. 1903 01:06:22,900 --> 01:06:23,941 - Oh my God, Scott, stop. 1904 01:06:23,942 --> 01:06:26,485 - What? - What? 1905 01:06:26,486 --> 01:06:27,945 Hmm? 1906 01:06:27,946 --> 01:06:28,905 Look, you know what, fine, I get it. 1907 01:06:28,906 --> 01:06:30,573 I get it, all right? 1908 01:06:30,574 --> 01:06:31,949 Go ahead, unsubscribe me. 1909 01:06:31,950 --> 01:06:34,160 I got super comfortable and lazy 1910 01:06:34,161 --> 01:06:36,412 and clearly he's the quicker picker-upper, so. 1911 01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:37,788 And you know what? 1912 01:06:37,789 --> 01:06:39,498 Maybe I am slightly smaller than average 1913 01:06:39,499 --> 01:06:40,416 down in the dingle department 1914 01:06:40,417 --> 01:06:41,250 but that has never stopped me- 1915 01:06:41,251 --> 01:06:43,211 - Okay, stop, stop. 1916 01:06:43,212 --> 01:06:44,629 This is Alex. 1917 01:06:44,630 --> 01:06:45,963 He's our ax throwing coach. 1918 01:06:45,964 --> 01:06:48,174 He's teaching our group how to throw axes. 1919 01:06:48,175 --> 01:06:49,885 I'm here with people from work. 1920 01:06:50,802 --> 01:06:52,345 It's a team building thing. 1921 01:06:52,346 --> 01:06:53,721 - Teamwork makes the dream work. 1922 01:06:53,722 --> 01:06:54,556 - Hi, Scott. 1923 01:06:55,724 --> 01:06:57,350 - Hi, Melissa. 1924 01:06:57,351 --> 01:06:59,061 - I gave Aly your messages. 1925 01:06:59,937 --> 01:07:01,229 - Thank you. 1926 01:07:01,230 --> 01:07:02,063 - Hi, I'm Alex. 1927 01:07:02,064 --> 01:07:04,232 Wanna give it a toss? 1928 01:07:04,233 --> 01:07:05,483 - No, thanks, Alex. 1929 01:07:05,484 --> 01:07:06,317 I'm good. 1930 01:07:06,318 --> 01:07:07,860 I do most of my tossing in the shower. 1931 01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:08,736 - Okay. 1932 01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:09,570 Scott, stop it. 1933 01:07:09,571 --> 01:07:11,364 Come on, we need to talk. 1934 01:07:11,365 --> 01:07:12,198 - Finally. 1935 01:07:12,199 --> 01:07:14,242 Yeah, great, let's go talk. 1936 01:07:14,243 --> 01:07:15,076 - Oh shit! 1937 01:07:15,077 --> 01:07:17,119 Yes, it's happening, motherfuckers! 1938 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,330 He's finally getting axed! 1939 01:07:19,331 --> 01:07:20,581 - Nope, nope, asshole 12 year old 1940 01:07:20,582 --> 01:07:22,625 already beat you to that one, so. 1941 01:07:22,626 --> 01:07:24,043 - Fucking dweebs. 1942 01:07:24,044 --> 01:07:26,129 Hey, you still gotta sign a waiver, dude! 1943 01:07:28,006 --> 01:07:30,341 - What is going on with you? 1944 01:07:30,342 --> 01:07:31,175 - Fine, I'm ready. 1945 01:07:31,176 --> 01:07:33,845 Go ahead, put me out of my misery, ax me. 1946 01:07:33,846 --> 01:07:35,388 - Okay, what are you talking about? 1947 01:07:35,389 --> 01:07:36,848 Where is this coming from? 1948 01:07:36,849 --> 01:07:38,015 - One of my followers, all right? 1949 01:07:38,016 --> 01:07:40,852 He tweeted at me a photo of you and Mr. Brawny over there 1950 01:07:40,853 --> 01:07:43,647 and, you know, I thought you were on a date. 1951 01:07:44,857 --> 01:07:46,817 - Why would you think I was on a date? 1952 01:07:47,818 --> 01:07:49,486 - Because you don't wanna be with me anymore 1953 01:07:50,445 --> 01:07:53,281 and, you know, cause he looks amazing in plaid, duh. 1954 01:07:53,282 --> 01:07:54,116 - What? 1955 01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:56,743 - No, because this morning 1956 01:07:57,619 --> 01:07:58,953 you told me that we needed to talk 1957 01:07:58,954 --> 01:08:01,665 and then you just disappeared. 1958 01:08:03,292 --> 01:08:04,125 - Um, yeah, I was- 1959 01:08:04,126 --> 01:08:06,253 - Look, look, please let me say something. 1960 01:08:07,212 --> 01:08:08,297 I know that I've been 1961 01:08:10,591 --> 01:08:12,593 a pretty sucky boyfriend recently 1962 01:08:13,594 --> 01:08:14,427 and yeah, you know, 1963 01:08:14,428 --> 01:08:15,720 maybe I'm just not as fun 1964 01:08:15,721 --> 01:08:18,557 or as exciting as I used to be. 1965 01:08:19,641 --> 01:08:21,225 And sure, Google thinks I'm a bit of a narcissist 1966 01:08:21,226 --> 01:08:22,894 but you know what- (ax thuds) 1967 01:08:22,895 --> 01:08:24,478 - Sorry. 1968 01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:25,980 - It's okay. 1969 01:08:25,981 --> 01:08:28,233 - Look, when I met you at school, you know, 1970 01:08:29,776 --> 01:08:31,862 I thought you were the most amazing person 1971 01:08:33,030 --> 01:08:34,572 in the whole world 1972 01:08:34,573 --> 01:08:37,033 and, you know, then all this gaming stuff happened 1973 01:08:37,034 --> 01:08:39,286 and you noticed 1974 01:08:40,162 --> 01:08:41,246 and you were impressed 1975 01:08:43,332 --> 01:08:44,290 and I finally felt worthy 1976 01:08:44,291 --> 01:08:46,209 to be in the same room as you. 1977 01:08:46,210 --> 01:08:48,628 - Scott, I just- (ax thuds) 1978 01:08:48,629 --> 01:08:49,463 - My bad. 1979 01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:53,299 - Please, just let me finish, okay? 1980 01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:55,927 So we started dating 1981 01:08:55,928 --> 01:08:58,013 and so I kept working and I kept growing 1982 01:09:01,767 --> 01:09:02,601 and you stayed. 1983 01:09:05,103 --> 01:09:06,730 You know, that's all I ever wanted. 1984 01:09:08,190 --> 01:09:09,775 But then, yeah, I think I forgot 1985 01:09:11,777 --> 01:09:13,110 why I was doing it. 1986 01:09:13,111 --> 01:09:14,905 I got caught up in all the attention 1987 01:09:16,406 --> 01:09:18,866 and I stopped doing it to impress you 1988 01:09:18,867 --> 01:09:23,287 and I just started doing it to impress everybody else. 1989 01:09:23,288 --> 01:09:25,039 (ax thuds) 1990 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:26,582 - Oh shit. 1991 01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:27,459 Great Scott. 1992 01:09:29,127 --> 01:09:30,461 Oh my God. 1993 01:09:30,462 --> 01:09:31,295 Is this... 1994 01:09:31,296 --> 01:09:32,755 Hi, Aly. (Aly clears throat) 1995 01:09:32,756 --> 01:09:36,092 Is this the "We need to talk" talk? 1996 01:09:36,093 --> 01:09:37,677 Can I give you my number? 1997 01:09:37,678 --> 01:09:39,762 - Anyway, what I'm trying to say- 1998 01:09:39,763 --> 01:09:40,805 - Please? - In privacy. 1999 01:09:40,806 --> 01:09:41,639 - Okay. 2000 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:45,601 - Aly, is that, I'm sorry, Aly. 2001 01:09:45,602 --> 01:09:47,478 I really really am 2002 01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:49,815 and I'm nothing without you. 2003 01:09:51,483 --> 01:09:53,777 And if you still wanna leave me, I understand. 2004 01:09:55,153 --> 01:09:55,945 - Okay, Scott- 2005 01:09:55,946 --> 01:09:56,779 - But keep in mind, 2006 01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:58,197 I will still, you know, social media stalk you- 2007 01:09:58,198 --> 01:10:00,449 - Okay Scott, stop! - Okay, I'm sorry, fine. 2008 01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:01,784 You know what, let me have it. 2009 01:10:01,785 --> 01:10:03,160 - Okay, Scot- (ax thuds) 2010 01:10:03,161 --> 01:10:04,996 - God, that's unnerving! 2011 01:10:04,997 --> 01:10:05,830 - Scott, listen. 2012 01:10:05,831 --> 01:10:08,082 All I wanted to talk to you about this morning 2013 01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:10,168 was the apartment. 2014 01:10:10,169 --> 01:10:11,919 The one above us is available 2015 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:14,172 and I thought that maybe we should think about 2016 01:10:14,173 --> 01:10:16,174 moving upstairs because it's bigger. 2017 01:10:16,175 --> 01:10:17,216 I mean, yeah, it'll cost more, 2018 01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:20,094 but you'll have more room for your videos. 2019 01:10:20,095 --> 01:10:20,929 - Oh. 2020 01:10:23,599 --> 01:10:25,266 So, we're good. 2021 01:10:25,267 --> 01:10:26,893 - Yeah. 2022 01:10:26,894 --> 01:10:28,729 I mean, listen, don't get me wrong, 2023 01:10:29,605 --> 01:10:31,147 you definitely need to come to bed sooner 2024 01:10:31,148 --> 01:10:33,817 because it's cold as balls in that room. 2025 01:10:35,611 --> 01:10:37,153 And I don't know, 2026 01:10:37,154 --> 01:10:38,655 maybe you give Pac-Man a break 2027 01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:41,240 and play with me sometimes. 2028 01:10:41,241 --> 01:10:42,950 - What is it with you guys and Pac-Man? 2029 01:10:42,951 --> 01:10:44,535 He's like 40 years old. 2030 01:10:44,536 --> 01:10:46,287 - Oh my God, Scott, stop. 2031 01:10:46,288 --> 01:10:47,997 - Okay, no, you're right, you're right, I'm sorry. 2032 01:10:47,998 --> 01:10:49,081 I'm sorry. 2033 01:10:49,082 --> 01:10:51,417 New leaf turning over. 2034 01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:53,002 - Okay, good, 2035 01:10:53,003 --> 01:10:57,966 because now I'm giving you the ax. 2036 01:10:58,467 --> 01:10:59,717 - What? 2037 01:10:59,718 --> 01:11:03,305 (easygoing acoustic music) 2038 01:11:15,359 --> 01:11:19,195 ♪ We got love that we'll never need to hide ♪ 2039 01:11:19,196 --> 01:11:22,823 ♪ Love will always rise above ♪ 2040 01:11:22,824 --> 01:11:24,408 ♪ Whatever comes ♪ 2041 01:11:24,409 --> 01:11:26,661 ♪ We will be just fine ♪ 2042 01:11:26,662 --> 01:11:30,706 ♪ If I am yours and you are mine ♪ 2043 01:11:30,707 --> 01:11:33,501 ♪ Take my hand and let's fly away ♪ 2044 01:11:33,502 --> 01:11:38,256 ♪ To another galaxy ♪ 2045 01:11:38,257 --> 01:11:39,298 ♪ Hold me close ♪ 2046 01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:41,592 ♪ I want to feel your love ♪ 2047 01:11:41,593 --> 01:11:45,304 ♪ Together we are free ♪ 2048 01:11:45,305 --> 01:11:49,058 ♪ Just be with me ♪ 2049 01:11:49,059 --> 01:11:52,770 ♪ Just be with me ♪ 2050 01:11:52,771 --> 01:11:55,607 ♪ Just be with me ♪ 2051 01:12:00,737 --> 01:12:02,989 You know, who knew that a game without screens 2052 01:12:02,990 --> 01:12:03,990 could be so much fun? 2053 01:12:03,991 --> 01:12:05,449 - I know it's weird, right? 2054 01:12:05,450 --> 01:12:06,701 - You're really good at it too. 2055 01:12:06,702 --> 01:12:08,160 - I know. - Like scarily good. 2056 01:12:08,161 --> 01:12:09,871 - Like really scary. - Are you an ax murderer? 2057 01:12:09,872 --> 01:12:10,705 - Maybe. - We're definitely not getting 2058 01:12:10,706 --> 01:12:12,248 an ax in the house, ever. 2059 01:12:12,249 --> 01:12:13,791 - Excuse me, ma'am. Waiver. 2060 01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:15,001 - Scott. - Joe. 2061 01:12:15,002 --> 01:12:16,961 - Hey. - What's up? 2062 01:12:16,962 --> 01:12:19,005 Oh my God, did your typewriter run out of ink? 2063 01:12:19,006 --> 01:12:21,215 - Fuck off. We have an actual problem. 2064 01:12:21,216 --> 01:12:22,049 - What? 2065 01:12:22,050 --> 01:12:24,136 - That little shit Kyle just posted a video. 2066 01:12:25,262 --> 01:12:26,387 - Okay, so what? 2067 01:12:26,388 --> 01:12:28,764 - So, it's a video of your failed livestream 2068 01:12:28,765 --> 01:12:30,933 and saying that you broke the review embargo on Head Shots 2069 01:12:30,934 --> 01:12:32,185 and that they're gonna be pissed. 2070 01:12:32,186 --> 01:12:33,019 - Goddammit. 2071 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:35,188 - Let's talk about this little fuck face 2072 01:12:35,189 --> 01:12:38,232 commonly referred to as Great Scott. 2073 01:12:38,233 --> 01:12:39,483 - Hey, what's a review embargo? 2074 01:12:39,484 --> 01:12:44,280 - He ruined Head Shots for the entire internet. 2075 01:12:44,281 --> 01:12:45,323 - It's when the game committees 2076 01:12:45,324 --> 01:12:46,741 make you agree not to release your review 2077 01:12:46,742 --> 01:12:47,825 until a certain date. 2078 01:12:47,826 --> 01:12:48,993 - Oh my God, is it finally happening? 2079 01:12:48,994 --> 01:12:49,994 Are you giving him the ax? 2080 01:12:49,995 --> 01:12:50,828 Did you break up with him? 2081 01:12:50,829 --> 01:12:51,871 Oh my god, I'm so happy for you. 2082 01:12:51,872 --> 01:12:53,497 - No, Amber, not now. 2083 01:12:53,498 --> 01:12:54,457 - What do you wanna do? 2084 01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:55,708 (phone chiming) - Scott, how can I help you? 2085 01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:56,542 Just tell me. 2086 01:12:56,543 --> 01:12:57,960 - No, no, thanks. You've done enough today, okay? 2087 01:12:57,961 --> 01:12:59,587 - Oh shit. - Excuse me? 2088 01:12:59,588 --> 01:13:01,088 - Scott, hey- - Seriously? 2089 01:13:01,089 --> 01:13:01,923 None of this would've happened. 2090 01:13:01,924 --> 01:13:02,757 Why didn't you just tell me 2091 01:13:02,758 --> 01:13:04,217 about the damn apartment this morning? 2092 01:13:04,218 --> 01:13:05,259 - You never listen to me. 2093 01:13:05,260 --> 01:13:07,011 I told you about the apartment last week. 2094 01:13:07,012 --> 01:13:09,347 - Boom! You are so done, Scotty boy. 2095 01:13:09,348 --> 01:13:10,348 - [Amber And Scott] Shut up! 2096 01:13:10,349 --> 01:13:13,226 - Hey guys, can you please maybe take it outside? 2097 01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:14,810 - Alex, if you don't shut up right now, 2098 01:13:14,811 --> 01:13:16,270 you're gonna take a spill that even your ass 2099 01:13:16,271 --> 01:13:17,104 can't pick up. - Stop it. 2100 01:13:17,105 --> 01:13:19,607 Okay, that is enough, let's go outside. 2101 01:13:19,608 --> 01:13:22,818 - Ooh, that's the type of love I grew up with. 2102 01:13:22,819 --> 01:13:23,653 - You love this. 2103 01:13:23,654 --> 01:13:25,155 This is an actual crisis and you're... 2104 01:13:26,198 --> 01:13:28,616 - What the hell is wrong with you? 2105 01:13:28,617 --> 01:13:30,910 - Look, what do you mean what's wrong with me, Aly? 2106 01:13:30,911 --> 01:13:33,037 You know exactly what's wrong with me. 2107 01:13:33,038 --> 01:13:33,913 I'm fucked! 2108 01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:35,373 - Oh my God. It's one video. 2109 01:13:35,374 --> 01:13:36,207 It's one mistake. 2110 01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:37,416 I'm sure they'll understand. 2111 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:38,626 - It's not one video, Aly. 2112 01:13:38,627 --> 01:13:40,127 It's my whole brand. 2113 01:13:40,128 --> 01:13:41,254 - Okay, your brand? 2114 01:13:41,255 --> 01:13:43,506 - Yes, if I don't have my brand, I have nothing. 2115 01:13:43,507 --> 01:13:45,550 - Oh, that's really weird. 2116 01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:46,384 - What? 2117 01:13:46,385 --> 01:13:47,218 - Well because five minutes ago 2118 01:13:47,219 --> 01:13:48,219 you were nothing without me. 2119 01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:49,053 So which one is it? 2120 01:13:49,054 --> 01:13:50,012 - You know what? Seriously, Aly? 2121 01:13:50,013 --> 01:13:50,888 Not right now, okay? 2122 01:13:50,889 --> 01:13:52,974 - Not right now? - Not right now! 2123 01:13:52,975 --> 01:13:55,184 - What was your little speech for then, huh? 2124 01:13:55,185 --> 01:13:56,018 Because you're right, Scott. 2125 01:13:56,019 --> 01:13:57,645 You actually do take me for granted 2126 01:13:57,646 --> 01:14:00,147 but, luckily for you, I'm too busy to notice 2127 01:14:00,148 --> 01:14:03,192 because I have friends and I have coworkers. 2128 01:14:03,193 --> 01:14:05,319 But at least when you talk to me, I listen. 2129 01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:06,737 I stop what I'm doing and I listen! 2130 01:14:06,738 --> 01:14:08,573 - Oh my God, I listen all the time! 2131 01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:09,490 Just... 2132 01:14:09,491 --> 01:14:12,160 - Oh yeah, if I comment on one of your stupid videos. 2133 01:14:13,078 --> 01:14:15,079 - [Scott] Just give me a second, will you? 2134 01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:16,163 I'm trying to fix this. 2135 01:14:16,164 --> 01:14:17,290 - Yeah, it really seems like it. 2136 01:14:17,291 --> 01:14:18,124 - Hey, come on. 2137 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:19,750 Don't be like that, all right? 2138 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:20,586 - Fuck you. 2139 01:14:25,090 --> 01:14:26,132 (phone chiming) 2140 01:14:26,133 --> 01:14:26,925 - Yes! 2141 01:14:27,843 --> 01:14:30,094 Okay. They're good. 2142 01:14:30,095 --> 01:14:32,180 - Oh great. So happy. - They're good. 2143 01:14:32,181 --> 01:14:33,222 Look, all right, I'm sorry about that. 2144 01:14:33,223 --> 01:14:36,142 Sorry, sorry, okay? - Yeah, sure you are. 2145 01:14:36,143 --> 01:14:37,643 - I am, Jesus! 2146 01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:39,062 Aly, Aly, Aly cat. 2147 01:14:40,606 --> 01:14:42,607 Hey, hey. 2148 01:14:42,608 --> 01:14:45,777 (gentle somber music) 2149 01:14:47,905 --> 01:14:50,032 I meant everything that I said. 2150 01:14:50,991 --> 01:14:52,491 - Yeah, sure you did. 2151 01:14:52,492 --> 01:14:54,077 - I did, okay? 2152 01:14:55,204 --> 01:14:56,872 And I do, all right, come on. 2153 01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:00,000 Huh? 2154 01:15:02,878 --> 01:15:04,796 So, will you? 2155 01:15:08,008 --> 01:15:09,384 - What are you doing? 2156 01:15:12,137 --> 01:15:12,971 No. 2157 01:15:14,014 --> 01:15:15,766 No. Really? 2158 01:15:38,872 --> 01:15:42,084 - Look, I knew as soon as I got on one knee, 2159 01:15:43,126 --> 01:15:45,128 that it was just a terrible idea. 2160 01:15:48,507 --> 01:15:49,341 And in my heart, 2161 01:15:51,468 --> 01:15:52,886 I knew she'd probably say no. 2162 01:15:55,556 --> 01:15:56,973 And I also knew 2163 01:15:56,974 --> 01:15:58,683 that she was gonna kill me when she got home 2164 01:15:58,684 --> 01:16:00,269 because I left that lobster out. 2165 01:16:01,728 --> 01:16:05,607 Buy guys, I was desperate 2166 01:16:08,193 --> 01:16:09,944 because I realized it didn't matter 2167 01:16:09,945 --> 01:16:10,946 what I told her, 2168 01:16:12,447 --> 01:16:14,616 or more accurately what I told myself. 2169 01:16:18,579 --> 01:16:19,997 I knew I was gonna lose her. 2170 01:16:23,792 --> 01:16:25,501 And not because of something stupid that I did 2171 01:16:25,502 --> 01:16:29,006 or some grand gesture that I didn't do, 2172 01:16:30,465 --> 01:16:32,593 but because I truly didn't deserve her. 2173 01:16:36,305 --> 01:16:37,347 She deserves better. 2174 01:16:40,851 --> 01:16:42,144 She deserves the best. 2175 01:16:44,396 --> 01:16:46,899 (Scott sighs) 2176 01:16:48,775 --> 01:16:49,985 And maybe that isn't me. 2177 01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:14,176 - [Aly] Thank you. 2178 01:17:31,944 --> 01:17:34,737 - [Scott] You know what, you were right. 2179 01:17:34,738 --> 01:17:37,031 I gotta say that this is really way better 2180 01:17:37,032 --> 01:17:38,366 than getting married. 2181 01:17:38,367 --> 01:17:39,242 - Oh yeah, you kidding? 2182 01:17:39,243 --> 01:17:41,077 Having square footage is way more important 2183 01:17:41,078 --> 01:17:42,329 than lifelong commitment. 2184 01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:45,623 - And with having the third bedroom 2185 01:17:45,624 --> 01:17:46,582 for my video game set up, 2186 01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:48,960 that leaves the whole living room 2187 01:17:48,961 --> 01:17:50,336 to be our little love nest. 2188 01:17:50,337 --> 01:17:51,420 - Mm-hmm. 2189 01:17:51,421 --> 01:17:52,672 And having all the bedrooms filled 2190 01:17:52,673 --> 01:17:54,799 keeps Amber from asking to move in. 2191 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:57,176 - Hmm, yeah, no comment on that one, okay? 2192 01:17:57,177 --> 01:17:58,970 But, on that note, 2193 01:17:58,971 --> 01:18:01,138 I better get the studio gear in that bedroom 2194 01:18:01,139 --> 01:18:03,182 or Joe is literally gonna have a heart attack. 2195 01:18:03,183 --> 01:18:04,101 - Yeah, hey, wait. 2196 01:18:05,394 --> 01:18:08,813 Look, I'm really glad that we're doing this 2197 01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:10,815 and I do think that someday- 2198 01:18:10,816 --> 01:18:12,233 - I know. - Yeah. 2199 01:18:12,234 --> 01:18:13,860 And I really appreciate the effort 2200 01:18:13,861 --> 01:18:15,570 that you're making, I do, 2201 01:18:15,571 --> 01:18:18,364 but I don't wanna trade you ignoring me 2202 01:18:18,365 --> 01:18:19,949 while you play games in the living room 2203 01:18:19,950 --> 01:18:21,868 for you ignoring me while you play games 2204 01:18:21,869 --> 01:18:22,702 in the extra bedroom. 2205 01:18:22,703 --> 01:18:24,453 - Okay, not gonna happen, not gonna happen, all right, 2206 01:18:24,454 --> 01:18:25,997 because your boy has a game plan. 2207 01:18:25,998 --> 01:18:26,998 - Okay. - Yeah, I do. 2208 01:18:26,999 --> 01:18:29,585 Oh, but just in case, I did get you something. 2209 01:18:31,170 --> 01:18:32,004 Right here. 2210 01:18:32,921 --> 01:18:34,422 - A house warming gift? 2211 01:18:34,423 --> 01:18:35,882 - Sort of. 2212 01:18:35,883 --> 01:18:38,509 Even better, a feet warming gift, right. 2213 01:18:38,510 --> 01:18:39,552 Just in case there is a game 2214 01:18:39,553 --> 01:18:41,637 that keeps me up a little late once in a while. 2215 01:18:41,638 --> 01:18:43,472 - Okay, you know what? I hate you. 2216 01:18:43,473 --> 01:18:45,016 - Besides, these are more for me than for you anyways. 2217 01:18:45,017 --> 01:18:47,143 All right, your feet are frozen. 2218 01:18:47,144 --> 01:18:48,311 - That's not true. - Like little walking 2219 01:18:48,312 --> 01:18:49,645 dead toes. - That's not true. 2220 01:18:49,646 --> 01:18:50,605 - Yeah it really is. - You're the worst. 2221 01:18:50,606 --> 01:18:51,731 - Like, they named the white walkers 2222 01:18:51,732 --> 01:18:52,982 by looking and feeling your toes. 2223 01:18:52,983 --> 01:18:54,150 - I'm done talking to you. - It's seriously after you. 2224 01:18:54,151 --> 01:18:54,984 How cute are these? 2225 01:18:54,985 --> 01:18:56,068 Aren't these fantastic? 2226 01:18:56,069 --> 01:18:57,403 (guns banging) - Double kill. 2227 01:18:57,404 --> 01:18:59,030 - [Lady Fingers] I am so happy that you two 2228 01:18:59,031 --> 01:19:00,615 decided to work it out. 2229 01:19:00,616 --> 01:19:02,158 - Yeah, me too. 2230 01:19:02,159 --> 01:19:04,577 I mean, it's a great new apartment. 2231 01:19:04,578 --> 01:19:07,121 And we've got plenty of time to figure things out. 2232 01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:07,955 - Great! 2233 01:19:07,956 --> 01:19:08,789 Maybe you can figure out 2234 01:19:08,790 --> 01:19:10,958 where your dick is while you're at it. 2235 01:19:10,959 --> 01:19:11,959 - Jesus. 2236 01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:12,877 - You know, Kyle, 2237 01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:13,711 I don't really care 2238 01:19:13,712 --> 01:19:14,962 if you have 100,000 new subscribers or not. 2239 01:19:14,963 --> 01:19:16,714 You still suck. 2240 01:19:16,715 --> 01:19:18,090 - Careful, Great Snot. 2241 01:19:18,091 --> 01:19:19,675 I'll make you famous. 2242 01:19:19,676 --> 01:19:21,637 - Damn, young buck is blowing up. 2243 01:19:22,721 --> 01:19:24,764 But not as much as me, right, baby? 2244 01:19:24,765 --> 01:19:26,057 - You're right, my love. 2245 01:19:26,058 --> 01:19:28,935 - (sighs) Well at least somebody got a yes. 2246 01:19:28,936 --> 01:19:29,937 - Without a doubt. 2247 01:19:31,939 --> 01:19:33,940 God, man, where's Daddy Gamer, man? 2248 01:19:33,941 --> 01:19:35,066 We need backup. 2249 01:19:35,067 --> 01:19:38,361 - He is out camping with the family. 2250 01:19:38,362 --> 01:19:40,488 - Outside, like in a forest? 2251 01:19:40,489 --> 01:19:41,447 - [Scott] I guess so. 2252 01:19:41,448 --> 01:19:42,490 - Well, I think it's sweet 2253 01:19:42,491 --> 01:19:44,784 to spend some quality time with your family. 2254 01:19:44,785 --> 01:19:45,660 - Well, I think it's sweet 2255 01:19:45,661 --> 01:19:47,078 to have one more quality player 2256 01:19:47,079 --> 01:19:48,913 and not get slaughtered tonight. 2257 01:19:48,914 --> 01:19:49,956 - I got you. 2258 01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:50,791 Back out. 2259 01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:53,167 I got a new recruit. 2260 01:19:53,168 --> 01:19:55,086 - [Tango] All right, copy that. 2261 01:19:55,087 --> 01:19:56,420 - Hey, guys. 2262 01:19:56,421 --> 01:19:58,381 - No way! 2263 01:19:58,382 --> 01:20:00,216 Aly cat blue is in the house! 2264 01:20:00,217 --> 01:20:01,384 - Aly? - Wow. 2265 01:20:01,385 --> 01:20:02,426 - Finally! 2266 01:20:02,427 --> 01:20:04,387 Someone I can actually talk to. 2267 01:20:04,388 --> 01:20:06,055 - Yeah, about periods. 2268 01:20:06,056 --> 01:20:07,098 - All right, careful, Kyle, 2269 01:20:07,099 --> 01:20:08,182 'cause I'll make you famous. 2270 01:20:08,183 --> 01:20:10,518 - (laughs) Damn, I like her. 2271 01:20:10,519 --> 01:20:11,435 Hey, yo Scott, 2272 01:20:11,436 --> 01:20:13,020 I know you're gonna record this session, man. 2273 01:20:13,021 --> 01:20:15,147 Your fans will love it. 2274 01:20:15,148 --> 01:20:15,983 - No. 2275 01:20:17,526 --> 01:20:19,235 Tonight's just for fun. 2276 01:20:19,236 --> 01:20:21,780 (upbeat music) 2277 01:20:22,781 --> 01:20:25,367 (all laughing) 2278 01:20:34,126 --> 01:20:37,545 ♪ You and me ♪ 2279 01:20:37,546 --> 01:20:40,631 ♪ We're sitting in a tree ♪ 2280 01:20:40,632 --> 01:20:45,470 ♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪ 2281 01:20:46,722 --> 01:20:48,723 And boom, there you have it. 2282 01:20:48,724 --> 01:20:50,141 Happily ever after. 2283 01:20:50,142 --> 01:20:51,100 I mean, what? 2284 01:20:51,101 --> 01:20:51,934 Can you blame her? 2285 01:20:51,935 --> 01:20:53,603 Seriously, look at me. 2286 01:20:53,604 --> 01:20:56,981 Okay, in all sincerity, jokes aside, 2287 01:20:56,982 --> 01:21:00,401 I know I am the luckiest guy in the world 2288 01:21:00,402 --> 01:21:03,321 and I know that I still don't deserve Aly. 2289 01:21:03,322 --> 01:21:04,739 And I know people are probably saying 2290 01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:07,074 just terrible things about me in the comments, 2291 01:21:07,075 --> 01:21:09,202 but that's okay because you know what? 2292 01:21:09,203 --> 01:21:13,414 We are all just a work in progress 2293 01:21:13,415 --> 01:21:15,041 and I'm pretty sure I'm still on some sort of 2294 01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:17,335 like beta test mode. 2295 01:21:17,336 --> 01:21:19,462 (Scott chuckles) 2296 01:21:19,463 --> 01:21:21,882 Honestly, if I learned anything throughout this, 2297 01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:25,259 it's when you're trying to get that high score, 2298 01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:26,678 you know, really level up, 2299 01:21:28,514 --> 01:21:30,556 don't forget those who've been cheering you on 2300 01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:32,266 from the beginning 2301 01:21:32,267 --> 01:21:33,852 because it's those people 2302 01:21:36,313 --> 01:21:37,688 that truly make you great. 2303 01:21:37,689 --> 01:21:40,233 ♪ Things we've never felt before ♪ 2304 01:21:40,234 --> 01:21:42,026 ♪ You and me now ♪ 2305 01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:43,986 Later, Scotties. 2306 01:21:43,987 --> 01:21:47,281 ♪ You, me ♪ 2307 01:21:47,282 --> 01:21:50,202 ♪ You and me, yeah ♪ 2308 01:22:07,678 --> 01:22:11,055 ♪ You and me ♪ 2309 01:22:11,056 --> 01:22:14,183 ♪ We must be meant to be ♪ 2310 01:22:14,184 --> 01:22:15,810 ♪ In a million years ♪ 2311 01:22:15,811 --> 01:22:20,523 ♪ We'll still be sitting in our tree ♪ 2312 01:22:20,524 --> 01:22:23,526 ♪ You and I ♪ 2313 01:22:23,527 --> 01:22:26,612 ♪ Together we will fly ♪ 2314 01:22:26,613 --> 01:22:31,618 ♪ Around the world and through all space and time ♪ 2315 01:22:33,287 --> 01:22:36,414 ♪ We don't know what it's all about ♪ 2316 01:22:36,415 --> 01:22:39,542 ♪ Maybe we should figure out ♪ 2317 01:22:39,543 --> 01:22:42,670 ♪ This sense we've never felt before ♪ 2318 01:22:42,671 --> 01:22:45,756 ♪ You and me, now that's for sure ♪ 2319 01:22:45,757 --> 01:22:48,843 ♪ We don't know what it's all about ♪ 2320 01:22:48,844 --> 01:22:51,929 ♪ Maybe we should figure out ♪ 2321 01:22:51,930 --> 01:22:55,099 ♪ This sense we've never felt before ♪ 2322 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:59,061 ♪ You and me, now that's for sure ♪ 2323 01:22:59,062 --> 01:23:02,148 ♪ You, me ♪ 2324 01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:05,068 ♪ You and me, yeah ♪ 2325 01:23:16,205 --> 01:23:17,872 ♪ You and me ♪ 2326 01:23:17,873 --> 01:23:19,207 ♪ You and me ♪ 2327 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:20,875 ♪ You and me ♪ 2328 01:23:20,876 --> 01:23:22,001 ♪ You and me ♪ 2329 01:23:22,002 --> 01:23:23,878 ♪ Yeah, you and me ♪ 2330 01:23:23,879 --> 01:23:25,505 ♪ You and me ♪ 2331 01:23:25,506 --> 01:23:27,131 ♪ You and me ♪ 2332 01:23:27,132 --> 01:23:28,132 ♪ You and me ♪ 2333 01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:30,051 ♪ Yeah you and me ♪ 2334 01:23:30,052 --> 01:23:31,719 ♪ You and me ♪ 2335 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:33,346 ♪ You and me ♪ 2336 01:23:33,347 --> 01:23:34,388 ♪ You and me ♪ 2337 01:23:34,389 --> 01:23:36,475 ♪ Yeah, you and me ♪