Good evening. Kevin Negandhi here.
It's all hushed anticipation and questions
here inside the studio as Stephen Curry's set to make
a major announcement today.
He's brought his NBA teammates
Kent Bazemore, Damion Lee,
and finally, Draymond Green,
who's about to start things up with opening remarks.
Well, I'd love to start by saying
this is a really dumb idea, Steph.
Well, thanks, Draymond. Um...
Thank you all for being here.
And I've talked to all my NBA friends and teammates,
my therapist.
Today, I am proud to announce
I intend to take "Holey Moley" pro,
to make it major league.
One of the Big Five.
Anybody got any questions?
Stephen! Stephen! Stephen!
Uh, Damion, are you guys also
joining Stephen on this project?
No, absolutely not.
Wait, I thought this was about the game on Friday
against Phoenix, bro.
Stephen! Stephen! Right here!
That's all. That's all.
We got a really exciting time ahead of us.
I'm excited to show you all
the future of Holey Moley professional golf.
Reporter #Breaking news ‐‐ The sports world rocked
when Stephen Curry's huge announcement came out
that he will now be exclusively pursuing ‐‐ get this ‐‐
taking the sport of mini golfing pro.
I think this may be Steph's first air ball.
You think extreme mini golf is the next major sport?
You know, that's just blasphemy! That's ridiculous, okay?!
Bold move for the NBA great,
and you gotta wonder what his head coach,
Steve Kerr, is thinking right now.
This has been "SportsCenter." I'm Kevin Negandhi.
Ohh! Hey!
Look who's back!
My man with the ‐‐ What's, uh...?
You got a whole new look going?
I love the way your beard looks,
so I figure, I want to get in on the action.
You may want to check our contracts.
There's, uh ‐‐ I mean, everybody knows,
the whole deal with the beard, I'm ‐‐ I'm the beard guy.
There's only one beard allowed.
I've been growing it for a long time.
It looks good. It looks good for now.
Hey, I'll shoot you for it.
Whatever, man. Sure.
Okay.
God! Get rid of the beard.
Two out of three. Yeah, sure.
Ahhhh!
Come on!
One time. You'd think one time!
It's a brand‐new season,
as we return to the birthplace of extreme mini golf,
playground for some of the greatest athletes in the world.
‐Whoo! ‐Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!
A brilliant architectural marvel,
elevated to one of the most challenging courses
ever conceived.
It's a good one. Real good one.
Maybe, maybe, maybe! Ohhh!
Ohh! Ohh!
He did it! He did it!
Let's go! No way!
Ahh!
Ohh!
To many golfers...
Ohh! Ohh!
Takes it hard!
...this course can be ruthless.
Ohh! Ohh!
Oh!
It can leave them speechless.
And, on the rare occasion...
...toothless.
Oh, no, no, no!
Good evening, everybody. I'm Joe Tessitore.
And I'm Rob Riggle.
This is...
"Holey Moley 3D."
-In 2 -D!
It's another stunning evening here
as we gear up for television's most exciting night.
Here's how it works ‐‐
Round 1, 8 golfers who are gonna face off.
The winners are gonna compete
at sudden‐death Round 2.
That's where only the very best
will survive into the final round,
where you go for the Golden Putter,
the coveted Holey Moley plaid jacket,
and, most importantly, a spot in the season finale,
where one of our champions will make
a putt worth a quarter‐million dollars.
Ooh! Whoo! Here they come, Joe!
Ah, an exciting night ahead,
as our first competitors of Season 3
make their way to the tee.
This is it! This is it!
Let's take a look at who is squaring off first.
It's Ty Stafford and Krista Marcheschi.
What's your strategy?
To beat you.
Ha! Ha! Oh, I like this Krista.
Hey, everyone. I'm Krista Marcheschi
from San Diego, California,
and I'm the Unicorn of Mini Golf.
I was born a human, and I kind of grew into myself,
my colors, my magic, and the rest is history.
My strategy in Holey Moley
is to use my skills of distraction.
I leave a trail of sparkle and magic everywhere I go,
and Holey Moley's not gonna know what hit them.
Hey, I'm Ty Stafford,
I'm 32 years old, and I may be the tallest contestant
to ever do Holey Moley.
I mean, I'm 6'7".
If I win, I would love to buy a house with my wife.
Number one, right there!
To be able to have a home where I don't have to
knock myself out to go outside would be incredible.
Remember this face.
Ty Stafford is taking it all the way to the end.
You'll see me there.
Hey, we have some amazing new holes this season,
and first up, it's the Agony of Defeat.
Here's how it works ‐‐
Golfers have to take that trip down the ski slope
and attempt to launch themselves as far as they can.
Whoever jumps the furthest will get the better ball position.
What in the Sam Hill is this?
Well, those are alpenhorns.
This is one of the great traditions
of European mini golf in the Alps.
What's protocol?
I think it's two hands over your heart.
♪ Forever, mini golf will be ♪
Good luck!
Alright, here is Ty Stafford from Des Moines, Iowa,
on Agony of Defeat.
Holy crap.
I'm impressed they made wet suits for a 6'7" man.
Bye, Ty.
Down the hill he goes.
Launches forward. Ohh!
That was a good launch.
Here's the replay.
Oh, I love the Superman style.
Alright, measure it on the telestrator.
I'm about to. Everybody stand by.
I'm about to get weird on this thing.
27 feet.
No, I can't give him 27.
Absolutely 27!
Butt is at 25,
waist is at 26, hand is 27.
27, thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna hit your 27.
I mean, this is a giant leap forward.
Yeah, it's huge.
That really gives you
a great example of Holey Moley going pro.
Absolutely.
Whoo!
So, here we go with Krista Marcheschi.
You're about to be freezing!
Not as cold as your heart!
She has to beat 27 feet.
I'm ready for this.
Just before she came to play Agony of Defeat,
she said she recently had her braces removed.
Teeth or leg?
Oh, my God.
Ahh!
Oh! Oh!
What was that?
She was trying to launch, and then her feet...
Ahh!
It was all mistimed.
What do you got, 17? I got 17 feet.
After launching himself 27 feet,
Ty Stafford will be putting first,
and he has the better ball position.
He's absolutely obsessed with mini golf,
and, uniquely, we said, "What do you love in life?"
and Ty said, "I love wearing a Speedo."
I wear a European cut.
Actually, I do have some pictures on my phone,
if you want to see. No, we're plenty good.
I don't mind. I love sharing.
We're good.
AirDrop off, everybody.
Okay, here's Ty Stafford with his tee shot.
Ooh.
It's how he goes about it. Ohh!
Off the ramp. This is a good one.
It takes a return. It's gonna be a nice line.
And it runs off to the left end pass.
What a putt.
Alright.
Krista Marcheschi now will be putting further away
and has to deal with two ramps.
It says here she believes she was born a human
and then evolved into a unicorn.
That's ‐‐ I'm just gonna say it,
and I speak for, I hope, some of America ‐‐
That's weird.
Ooh!
Oh, she skies it over that first ramp,
and it goes out of bounds.
So she's gonna be in the drop zone.
And that's really the difficulty
of that further tee shot position.
Marcheschi, can she redeem herself here?
This for a 2.
Up. Over. This could be good. Oh! Oh!
Oh! That's a really good ride,
from where she was over there in the drop zone.
So she lies 2.
Ty Stafford will be putting for the win here
on Agony of Defeat.
Ty's got a chance to slam the door shut here.
Let's just take care of it right now.
I mean, yeah. If you want to go home this quick, let's do it.
Krista talking just a little, wee bit of smack.
You gotta plant the seed of doubt.
He puts it dead center.
Yeah, baby!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Whoo! Oh, man.
And with that, the season has begun.
Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!
Ty Stafford securing the first spot in Round 2.
Jeannie Mai is with Ty right now.
So, you are our tallest Holey Moley competitor ever.
That's what I'm told ‐‐ the tallest so far!
Do you think it's an advantage?
It's absolutely an advantage.
We saw the distance you can get
when you have that height.
Yes!
And air smells fresher up there, doesn't it?
It's crisp, and it's cold.
Thanks, Jeannie.
Let's head over to our next brand‐new hole this season.
It's Corn Hole.
Golfers start by teeing off.
You putt down a 30‐foot pathway,
and you're hoping to bank your ball up to the corn hole.
They then have to get across to the green
by making a mad dash past a massive ear of corn.
But beware, those giant kernels
will pop after just three seconds.
‐Ohh! ‐Ohh!
If you get popped off the course,
it's a penalty stroke.
Fascinating matchup in front of us
with Jose Alvarez and Jordyn Ross.
Yeah! This is it!
I'm excited, Joe.
I'm not gonna even try to hide my excitement.
Hi, my name is Jose Alvarez,
I'm 51 years old,
and I'm known as the Groundskeeper
of Mini Golf.
At age 18, I got my first job at a golf course.
Been there 30 years.
I developed this love for the game
that I decided to build in my backyard
an actual miniature golf course.
When I win the $250,000,
I want to donate a big portion to a children's hospital,
and I'll be adding some more holes
to my miniature golf course in my backyard.
Hey, I'm Jordyn Ross,
A.K.A. J‐Ross the Boss,
and I'm an entrepreneur.
Being my own boss allows me to play golf whenever I want.
I think my putting skills are pretty good.
I hope that takes me to the end of this game.
I'mma putt like a boss.
Hey, Joe, I think I just found my microwave.
It's been missing out of my trailer
for the last 30 minutes.
Well, I think the crew members did that
for this hole.
All they had to do was ask, Joe.
J‐Ross the Boss, she'll be up first.
She says it's all about form and precision.
Oh, terrible!
Just terrible!
It rides off into the popcorn pit,
so Jordyn Ross will be putting from the drop zone.
But right now, she has to survive this run.
Watch the light on top of the microwave.
When it turns green,
she has about three seconds
to sprint her way to safety before the kernels pop.
Say goodbye to that smile.
The light's green! The light's green!
The light's green, Jordyn!
Is she colorblind?
I ‐‐ It could be, or she's just nervous.
I know it's green.
Is she backing out?
I‐I can't do it first.
Is Corn Hole this intimidating... It is.
...that a competitor is gonna say,
"I would rather lose than go through this"? Yeah.
Hey, what's going on?
Well, we will see if Jordyn Ross runs Corn Hole
when we come back.
Hey, we're back here at Corn Hole,
where Jordyn Ross has gotten cold feet.
I‐I can't do it first. That's all I have to say.
Like, I mentally can't go first.
I think she's gonna take the stroke penalty.
And there's the green light.
And that's exactly what she does.
Now, if you're Jose Alvarez,
you know you're in prime position already.
Alright, Holey Moley.
Let's see what you got for me.
Let's see what you are!
I want to see it.
Come on! Bring it on!
Joe, look right behind Alvarez.
Who's that handsome devil?
What, that giant fathead there?
I can't tell. It's not a fathead.
It's just a poster.
Those eyes are hypnotic.
Wherever I go, those eyes follow me, Joe.
That should be on The Distractor, huh?
Just that giant fathead?
Just ‐‐ It's not a fathead. Quit saying...
I‐I don't ‐‐ I...
That's not a fat‐‐ fathead.
Jose Alvarez.
Nice roll. Very nice roll.
Let's see if it takes the kick.
It does. That's a beautiful putt...
Ohh! ...from Alvarez.
Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!
He is gonna be one to watch with putting like that.
Let's see if he can face the corn.
51‐year‐old, lifelong soccer player.
Jose...
Come on. Come on.
Jose!
There's the kernels! He made it! Oh, he made it!
He made it! Ahh! Yeah!
He dove at the last second! Yeah! Go!
Oh, what a tremendous effort!
That's all you got?
No way, Jose!
Here's a replay, Joe.
The key moment of this whole run
happens at the end of the run.
Oh, it's spectacular.
Those pants are electric.
I think that might have helped him.
Watch this kernel at the end.
Ooh, and look how he turned into it and took the blow.
Whoo!
Avoids the stroke penalty.
So now Jose Alvarez will be putting for the win.
Grew up in Mexico until he was 11 years old,
came here to the States,
and now this to make it to the second round
and draw a step closer
to the quarter‐million‐dollar opportunity.
Yes!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Jose Alvarez, who dominated the obstacle,
is off to round number 2 here on "Holey Moley."
Well, let's get you to another new hole.
It's Ho Ho Hole.
Oh, it's snowing, Joe! What a night.
I'm feeling the Christmas spirit, Rob.
Aw, me too.
I forgive you.
Okay, here's how it works ‐‐
Our golfers start by putting up this steep brick slope
and trying to make it into Santa's Special.
That's how you get the best position across onto the green.
But to meet their ball,
they have to grab ahold of Santa's sleigh
and zip‐line straight into the North Pole.
If you fall off and go into the frozen waters below,
it's a stroke penalty.
There's something about this hole ‐‐
that Plinko‐style tee shot
and then holding onto a zip‐line and going into a pole ‐‐
that seems so familiar.
Polcano.
Completely different concept. Stretch?
Guys? Anybody? Yeah, see? Everybody's ‐‐
No one knows what you're talking about, Joe.
Totally different.
Brand‐new hole. Season 3, "Holey Moley."
Let's go!
Ikaika Hall going up against
Elizabeth Johnson.
Santa, for Christmas,
I would like the Golden Putter,
the green jacket, $250,000,
and health and happiness for all.
Whoo!
Ho, ho, ho!
I'm Ikaika Hall,
39 years old, from Honolulu, Hawaii.
Yeah!
I'm the King of Christmas.
My wife is the Queen of Christmas.
We love Christmas so much
that we put our Christmas tree up
100 days before Christmas.
Whoo!
Merry Christmas, Holey Moley!
Whoo!
♪ Silent night ♪
My name is Elizabeth Johnson,
I'm 22 years old,
and I am known as the Scream Queen.
I love everything that horrifies you,
terrifies you, and keeps you up at night.
But, ironically, I work in Christmas decorations.
Whoo! Christmas!
I have a killer shot from my putting.
It's terrifying.
Whoo! Oh, yeah!
So Holey Moley, it doesn't scare me at all.
Whoo!
As you can see right away,
nobody enjoys Christmas more than Ikaika.
Whoo!
Remember, he's trying to get that center chimney.
That'll give you a chance at a hole in one.
It is up.
Oh, he may have gotten it! Oh, wow!
He may have a shot!
Yes! Let's go! Let's go!
He could get a hole in one here.
Let's go!
Let's see where it comes out.
Oh, just past the hole!
Agh!
But he's gonna have a very nice look at it from there.
Ikaika Hall trying to get his way to Round 2
and stay the course for a quarter‐million‐dollar putt.
He is grabbing onto the bottom of Santa's sleigh.
He must hold on.
This could be very, very painful.
This brings me a lot of joy.
Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
Ikaika has gotta grab the bottom of Santa's sleigh
and zip‐line over to the North Pole.
If he goes into the freezing‐cold water,
it's a stroke penalty.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Whoa!
Ooh! Ohh!
Oh, but...
How cold is that?
In the frigid water!
Let's follow his path.
Whoop!
Whoo.
Whoop!
Whoo.
I think this pole might have originally
been called The Nutcracker.
Oh, it's too cold out here.
Oh, baby. Okay.
Elizabeth Johnson now.
Elizabeth is from Sarasota, Florida.
And, you know, this is a coincidence ‐‐
She is actually a Christmas decorator
at amusement parks. No!
And here she is on Ho Ho Hole.
What are the odds?
Well, we have a casting department.
Oh, that's right. That's right.
Go out and hand‐pick who they want.
That's right.
Can she get into that center chimney?
No, it's off to the side. Oh!
Will it be Naughty or Nice? Oh!
It is Nice.
Come on, baby. Come on.
So where will this ball come out?
It's over there near the presents
under the Christmas tree. Oh.
It's gonna be short of that ridge, Rob.
Okay. Okay.
Joe, best part of the night. Here we go.
Elizabeth looks focused to hang on.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
No, no, no, no!
Whoa!
Ohh! Ohh!
She flipped early. She's in shock.
I mean, she was bent backwards
from the highest point on the pole.
Not good.
That water is "snow" joke.
Huh? Come on, give it to me.
Pound it.
Pound it, Joe.
Yeah. I don't feel like I want to encourage...
I feel like that just encourages you
to go even further with the bad puns.
That's why you're the best in "snow" business.
Pound it!
Elizabeth Johnson has that ridge.
She also has a bit of an angle to the cup,
as they have made it to the Christmas family room
here on Ho Ho Hole.
All that work on the hair and the makeup,
that's all gone.
No way! Oh, my God!
Yes! Whoo! Yeah!
Elizabeth Johnson just sunk that!
What the heck?
That's as good of a putt as you're gonna see
right here on Ho Ho Hole!
That was amazing.
It's a Christmas miracle!
Now here's Ikaika Hall.
He has to make this putt to force a putt‐off.
All I want for Christmas is to sink this putt.
Come on, Santa.
No. No.
Whoo‐hoo! Yes!
Whoo! I am nice! Yes, I am!
Elizabeth Johnson is on to round number 2,
and with just one spot remaining,
let's go to Jeannie Mai,
who's at our final Round 1 hole.
Thanks, Joe.
I hope these golfers are ready to shred some gnar
here on Turfing USA.
Golfers will putt across a big, blue wave
before surfing over to the green.
Now, if their butt ends up in the water,
they'll lose a stroke.
Careful ‐‐ You don't want to hang ten on this hole.
Thanks, Jeannie.
Interesting matchup here on Turfing USA.
Yes! Whoo!
Taylor Fowler, lifelong soccer player,
against Tracy Young.
She's an active surfer.
Am I doing it right?
My name is Tracy Young.
I am from San Clemente, California,
and I am the Twerking Queen.
♪ Hey, hey ♪
Nobody taught me how to twerk.
I am just a natural twerker.
The perfect date for me would be
golfing, then surfing,
then twerking.
My competition is probably gonna think I'm crazy...
but they're gonna have to deal with it,
because they will lose.
♪ Drop it ♪
Hey, everybody. I'm Taylor Fowler,
I am 32 years old, and I'm the Soccer Bae.
It's my everyday life.
I play soccer three to four times a week.
I think I'm excellent at mini golf
because I've had to play soccer,
and it's all about that touch, that feel.
You gotta touch it just right.
Whoo‐hoo!
This is Soccer Bae all day, and I came here to slay.
♪ Hey ♪ So y'all better watch out.
Taylor Fowler is up first here on Turfing USA.
You can do it!
Oh!
And she just muscled that thing out of bounds,
so she'll be from the drop zone.
That looked like
it almost hit Course Marshal Colin,
which would've been a great delight for us.
Oh, my God.
Now Taylor Fowler is gonna have to get on that surfboard...
Oh‐ho‐ho!
...and make it across the water.
Can she stay dry and make it to the green?
If not, it's a stroke penalty.
Whoa! Oh!
Oh!
Oh, she was tiptoeing her way to the back.
She ran out of board.
Tracy Young ‐‐ Remember, she is an experienced surfer.
Always plays a lot of mini golf with her dad.
They have a dad‐daughter mini golf date
every single week.
It also says she's very single with a cat.
Yes!
Up. Over. This could be good. Oh! Oh!
And it's in the sand,
but it's not that far from the cup.
Yeah, baby!
Oh!
Wait. Is she twerking?
What is that?
Did she just...
Was that a celebratory twerk?
That was ‐‐ It looked like a celebratory twerk.
Yes!
Or she was coughing up a hair ball.
I've got faith in what Tracy can do here
because she's an experienced surfer.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Can she keep her balance? She does! Oh!
Here come the water cannon.
What? There's the water cannon.
Can she keep her balance? Oh!
This is the experienced surfer. What?!
She does it! Riggle, I told you.
Did I do it? Tracy Young did it.
I did it! Yay!
Wow! Oh, the twerk! Tracy!
I don't even know that it is twerking.
Yeah, it's not. It's ‐‐ It's...
It's like she's picking something up
and she hurt her back. It's...
It's a spasm of some sort.
I'm so happy!
Now Taylor Fowler will be putting for a 3
from the drop zone.
She's way off the mark.
Though she got a good bounce off of it.
Okay. Okay.
I'm not mad about that.
So she lies 3.
And Tracy Young with two putts for the win here, Rob.
The surfer from San Clemente.
She'll be playing it from the sand.
Tracy Young for the win.
And she gets it! Whoa! What a putt!
Yee‐hee‐hoo‐hoo!
And Tracy Young is twerking her way
towards Round 2.
Oh, my God.
Course Marshal Joe just appeared.
He finally showed up.
Oh, he's twerking!
Oh. It's just awful.
All the Round 2 action is next. Don't go anywhere.
Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
And now, a vision for
the future of mini golf
with Stephen Curry.
Holey Moley is going pro,
and I, Stephen Curry, would like to share my vision
of what professional extreme miniature golf
is gonna look like.
We'll break ground on 10
state‐of‐the‐art 100,000‐plus‐capacity stadiums
in all the major markets ‐‐
Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Miami.
Not you, Boston.
You know what you did.
And America is just the beginning.
By 2025, we have plans to put a Holey Moley franchise
on all eight continents.
That's eight.
We're even planning on one for Atlantis.
We just gotta work out the parking situation.
Rob, you ready for our next hole?
Whew! Getting fired up for all the golf!
It is back ‐‐ Dutch Courage,
but now it's Dutch Courage En Fuego.
We're torching this bad boy.
Contestants have to putt their ball
through windmills that are ablaze
without falling in,
because if you do there, that is a stroke penalty.
We're gonna burn this sucker down.
Yeah! Whoo‐hoo!
Who will make it to the final pairing? Yeah!
Will it be Jose Alvarez,
who just had a sensational win
on Corn Hole,
or Elizabeth Johnson?
She won on Ho Ho Hole.
A lot of pressure on this tee shot
for Elizabeth Johnson.
It says here she loves all things scary.
Well, En Fuego is enough to terrify anyone.
Oh, hits the back wall.
Then it takes a long ride down that left side.
Ehh.
Okay.
I think she dreads this, doesn't she?
They do go pretty freakin' fast.
Come on, Elizabeth. Time it good.
Five blades.
The windmills are on fire.
Smoke billowing.
Cold water below.
Ahh!
No!
She gets sent!
Absolutely airborne.
Can you use the telestrator?
Yeah, we gotta measure that. Just to give us a sense of the measurement here.
She was launched.
Ahh!
Oh, look at that.
The hang time had to be at least two seconds.
Ahh!
That's a long way to go.
Yeah, I can tell by your squiggly line.
Second windmill for Elizabeth Johnson.
Trying to time it.
Oh! Alright! She did it, though.
She did it.
Elizabeth lies 2.
Jose Alvarez, who just loves mini golf.
Now here's a very good‐looking putt...
Oh.
...on Dutch Courage En Fuego.
No. They may have similar lies.
Pretty close.
Jose's just about a foot and a half
in front of Elizabeth.
You're mine.
You are mine.
He's talking to the windmill.
I own you!
That's crazy talk. It's crazy.
But I love it.
Jose Alvarez.
Okay.
Great example of positivity.
One down!
I gotta say, that technique looks like a lunge faint.
It's a good strategy.
Second windmill.
Trying to time it.
And he does!
Ohh!
Got on this side!
Look at you, all freakin' dry!
Shake it off. Shake it off.
Elizabeth lies 2.
Jose lies 1.
Elizabeth is away.
She has an awkward stance
with where her ball is positioned.
She's nowhere near it.
So now Jose Alvarez will be putting for the win.
Feeling good!
If he hits this putt,
he could be on the path
to a quarter‐million dollars.
Extremely awkward stance.
He did it! He did it! He does it!
Wow!
Jose Alvarez, the Groundskeeper of Mini Golf,
worked his entire life on the greens,
all leading to this moment.
And now off to the final round for Jose Alvarez.
And we will see if he can do it
when we come back to "Holey Moley."
Yeah!
Welcome back to "Holey Moley." Now we're gonna get you
to an absolute fan favorite from Season 2.
It's Hole Number Two.
I noticed that this is not our traditional pool, Joe.
This looks like some sort of swap. Well, it's a...
This looks like some sort of...
Look at that. That's sludge.
This is pure toxic waste.
It stinks so bad.
It's like the gates of Hell.
Hole Number Two is back, and it's stinkier than ever.
When our colorful cast at "Holey Moley"
need to use the washroom, they use porta potties.
Golfers start this hole by teeing off
down the narrow path towards the green.
Then...
...you only have two‐and‐a‐half seconds
to make a run for it before the occupants
finish their business. Ahh!
If the golfers get slammed by a door,
it's a stroke penalty.
Oh, wow.
Battle of the Tall Timbers.
Back for Round 2,
it is the twerking sensation,
Tracy Young, going up against
Tiny Ty Stafford.
I gotta say, Ty Stafford's pants selection
has upset me.
He looks like the guy in stilts. Would you look at those.
You know what I mean? At the carnival? Right.
Is he on stilts? He's as tall as I've ever seen. No. No.
His tee shot.
Bad putt.
Ohh!
Too bad! Too bad! Too bad!
Stafford's ball is in the sludge.
Question is, will he end up there, too?
Ahh! Ohh!
His voice broke like he's going through puberty.
Ahh!
Let's go to the telestrator.
Watch right now.
This is a great position to take a look at.
Look at that.
Ahh!
Smack‐o!
Ahh!
Splashdown.
Lucha Libre can get the best of everybody.
Tracy's tee shot.
Okay.
Putting here, she has that ridge to contend with.
Oh! Ohh!
It held on! It held on!
This is gonna be good! This is gonna work out. Watch this.
This is gonna work out. This is gonna be good.
Yeah, she's gonna have a good look at it.
Yes!
What a tee shot from Tracy Young.
Eight porta potties to conquer.
Tracy Young.
Oh, she's getting ready like a bull
with that back foot.
Go! Gotta go!
Ahh! Oh.
Oh, gosh darn it.
Lucha Libre ‐‐ Oh, he's psyched about that.
And the fly. He's excited about that, too.
Let's go through the replay, Riggle.
Oh! Oh! Right at the end!
Thud.
She was flying. Watch her go airborne here.
Boo. Ohh!
That was truly shocking.
Alright, rip it and rip it.
Ty Stafford had a big win on Agony of Defeat.
‐Uh‐oh! ‐What?
That is not gonna be a good position for him.
That is a bad position.
That's not good.
He's gonna have to deal with that.
So that opens the door for Tracy Young.
I got you.
Even Ty knows he's in a pinch.
No pressure.
There's some pressure, just so you know.
Just 30 zillion people watching.
Yeah.
Tracy Young putting for the win.
‐Sit! ‐Sit.
Oh‐ho! Oh, my God!
She does! She did it!
That was awesome! She did it!
I can't believe it!
Tracy Young is gonna play for it all tonight
right here on "Holey Moley."
Whoo! Yeah!
Oh, there it is! Oh, you've earned it, Tracy.
There it is! That is a horrific twerk.
Whoo‐hoo! Oh.
You know, for somebody that enjoys twerking so much,
she's not good at it. She's so bad at it!
She sucks at twerking.
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Tracy Young is gonna be going up against
Jose Alvarez on the final hole,
and that will come with a chance
of landing a spot in the season finale.
That was the best putt I've ever made in my life!
Holey moley!
Welcome back to "Holey Moley" in the final round.
Who's gonna take home that Holey Moley plaid jacket,
that Golden Putter,
and who will have the chance at a quarter‐million dollars?
It'll all be determined here,
another new hole for Season 3,
The Pecker.
So, what is the pecker hole called?
Is it called Peckerwood? Big Pecker?
"Is it called Pecker..."
Big Pecker?
Big Pecker.
Have you seen it? No.
Oh, it's ‐‐ it's huge. Really?
It's huge.
You should see the size of this pecker.
Let me show you how this is done.
They will putt from the stump,
hoping that they can grab a channel
for a potential hole in one.
But then the golfer has to launch themselves
from atop the tree stump,
grab the plume... Ahh!
...the feather at the end of the pecker's head.
If you do not get the red feather,
it's a stroke penalty.
It takes a light touch on that pecker.
Whoo‐hoo! This is the moment
that so many have been waiting for.
Oh, she's doing it again.
Tracy Young, everywhere she goes,
she twerks.
It's like an addiction. It is.
There has to be an intervention.
Whoo!
There is group therapy for it,
but it just turns into a party every time.
Jose Alvarez, the 51‐year‐old who works
as a golf course superintendent,
going up against Tracy Young,
the 45‐year‐old who loves to twerk.
Come on, Tracy.
You ready, Jose? Yeah.
Look at that giant pecker. Look at that.
Tracy Young.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, my goodness gracious.
It's gonna be a slow roller.
There it goes! I feel it release.
Back kick.
Oh, but ‐‐ but! Does it go over the ridge?
No. Oh, it did not.
Very tricky lie for Tracy Young.
I'm gonna go for it.
Ah!
Oof!
Oh! Oh!
Tracy never had a chance.
Right from the beak, right into the bird's nest,
and that's a stroke penalty.
Here goes!
Jose Alvarez, the people's champion,
trying to become the champion.
There goes Alvarez's tee shot.
Slowly making its way down.
Come on, baby.
Roll, roll, roll!
It came in too fast, too hot.
Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe! Oh, get over there!
Oh, that's great! That worked out well.
Yeah! Whoo!
Size it up for me.
What do you think about Jose Alvarez against the pecker?
I think he's gonna put in maximum effort,
like he's done on every hole so far.
Alrighty.
No doubt. I mean, the guy hasn't fallen off
any obstacle so far.
Ha! Jose!
Oh! Oh, he didn't time it out well.
Agh!
He gave a really good leap,
but the timing was off.
Agh!
Alright.
Feel good about it.
No pressure. Come on, Jose!
So, they both lie 2,
but Jose Alvarez is in far better position on the green.
He has the better lie.
This for a 3.
He did it! Puts it in the bottom of the cup!
Jose Alvarez has done his job.
That's how it's done. That's how it's done.
It's do‐or‐die time for Tracy Young.
If she makes, it's a putt‐off.
If she misses, it's Jose Alvarez
who will have the Golden Putter
and a chance at a quarter million.
Gotta survive right here.
No chance.
Jose Alvarez will play for it all.
He is a champion tonight.
What in God's name is going on? What in the world?
That's not right.
God! Nooo!
Don't look, Riggle. Ahh!
Aw! I can't unsee it!
Yes! You can't do that.
Tracy Young, you twerkin' machine.
That was violating the mannequin there.
Whoo! Too much.
Oh, my God.
There it is.
Thank you so much, sir.
One of the most stately ceremonies
in all of extreme mini golf.
Alright!
Jose with a hat on backwards.
I mean, you can tell people
really take pride in this.
How 'bout that, huh?
And now a word from our resident golf pro,
Stephen Curry.
Behold the beauty of your green Holey Moley jacket.
Continue to forge ahead
towards the $250,000 prize.
I believe in you.
And I don't say that to everyone.
Who do I say it to next?
Stephen Curry celebrating Jose Alvarez.
The people's champion moving on.
I like that. Yeah!
What an inspiring night of extreme mini golf.
We're gonna see you next time, right here on "Holey Moley."