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Tessitore: "Holey Moley"
golfers are a special breed.
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Not driven by money nor fame.
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Yeah!
Tessitore: They practice
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because they're passionate.
Whoo!
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They play for the experience.
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They play for the love
of the game.
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Yes!
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And it's the spirit
of the amateur athlete that ‐‐
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[ Record scratches ]
Whoo! Okay,
time out, time out.
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"Holey Moley's" going pro,
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and you better
get used to it, sister.
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What's so good
about amateurs, anyway?
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I once went
to an amateur dentist.
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The guy almost killed me.
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It's not that
he didn't love teeth.
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I mean, he loved teeth,
but passion and formal training
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are two completely
different things.
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Yeah, well...
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Anyway, long story short,
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my mouth makes
the sound of an oboe now.
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Want to hear it?
No, I don't.
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[ Crowd groans ]
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‐Whoo!
‐Mm!
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Eight world‐class
athletes...
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Aah!
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...three rounds of
extreme mini golf.
Boom!
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"Holey Moley," baby!
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One winner, a final putt
that's gonna be worth
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a quarter of
a million dollars.
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Hi, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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I'm Rob Riggle.
This is...
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Together:
"Holey Moley 3‐D."
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In 2‐D.
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♪
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It's another beautiful night
here at the Holey Moley course.
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Rob,
isn't it very possible
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that if "Holey Moley"
goes pro, goes big time
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the way you and Steph
are talking about,
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that we would lose
some of that magic?
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Oh, we will. We will.
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But what we lose
in untainted sportsmanship
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we gain back in some
sick after‐parties.
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Everyone knows pro athletes
party their faces off.
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I once
crashed this party
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thrown by a bunch
of these jockeys, right?
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I mean, there was cake, punch.
There was a clown.
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Yeah, that sounds like
you were at
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a kid's birthday
party, Rob.
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No, they were jockeys.
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One of them, Timmy,
got to blow out the candles
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and got
tons of presents.
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They were all about
this, uh, tall.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, how 'bout we just
focus on tonight?
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Round 1, we're going
to have eight golfers
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that are gonna face off.
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The winners are gonna compete
in a sudden death Round 2.
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Only the best will make it
to the final round.
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And that's where you play
for the plaid jacket,
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the cherished gold putter,
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and a chance to make
the season finale,
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where one of our champions
will make a putt
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worth a quarter million
dollars.
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[ Cheering ]
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Man: Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
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‐Whoo, whoo whoo!
‐Whoo!
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The action's
about to begin,
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so let's head down to our
first hole of the evening.
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‐Hey!
‐Whoo‐whoo!
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Alright, it is time
for Holey Matrimony.
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Our golfers are going to
send their putt
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down the pathway of love,
under the wedding arch,
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and on to the dance floor.
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Then they have to run down
the moving conveyor belt...
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[ Woman screams ]
...take the leap of faith
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through a rotating
diamond ring...
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Ohh!
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...and on to a revolving
wedding cake.
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If you take the plunge
into the water...
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‐Oh!
‐[ Screams ]
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...it's a penalty stroke.
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Woman: Yeah!
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Let's take a look at
who is squaring off first.
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You ready?
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Let's make it
happen!
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Gennessa Ewald
and Brucie Rosenberg
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are gonna meet up
on Holey Matrimony.
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My name is Bruce Rosenberg.
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I'm 53 years old,
and I'm a beer vendor.
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Ice cold beer here!
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Basketball, football,
baseball, concerts.
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You name it, I'm probably
serving one of these.
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Ice cold beer!
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When I'm not balancing beer
on my shoulder,
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I like to unwind
and play some putt‐putt.
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Yeah! Whoo!
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My goal is to go
from selling liquid gold
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to winning
the putter made of gold.
Yeah!
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I'm Beer Man Bruce
with a hole in one.
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I'm Gennessa Ewald,
I'm 37 years old,
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and I'm from Covina, California.
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I might just be
the strongest girl
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to compete on "Holey Moley."
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Since I was 14 years old, I've
been throwing heavy things far.
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I don't know why.
I'm just really strong.
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Yeah!
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Golf is a huge part of my life.
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I have two little boys,
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and we love to go
mini golfing together.
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It's just something we do
for fun as a family.
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I'm not afraid
of the "Holey Moley" obstacles.
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The "Holey Moley" obstacles
should be afraid of me.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Tessitore:
Gennessa is up first.
Got it.
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You know, it's one of
the longest putts
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we've ever had in
"Holey Moley" history.
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And as a power athlete, that
should help her out greatly.
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This reminds me of my wedding.
This remind you of your wedding?
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Uh, not at all.
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Bruce: Oh.
Come on, baby!
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Lookin' good.
Riggle: Oh. Hey. Oh.
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Tessitore: And she runs it
down the aisle.
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Not bad.
Bruce: Not bad.
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Almost to the green.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, this is
a lot of spinning stuff.
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There is
a lot of motion.
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Joe, this is ‐‐
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this is making me dizzy.
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Come on, G.
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Here she goes,
down the aisle,
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trying to time out
that wedding ring.
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[ Screams ]
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Oh!
Oh, oh!
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Oh, my gosh.
Oh.
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This is just like my wedding.
This is exactly like it.
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As she's going down
the aisle, she realized,
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"The wedding ring
has closed on me."
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Yeah.
[ Screams ]
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And that'll be a stroke penalty
for Gennessa.
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Gennessa: One, two, three.
Hey, this is Bruce.
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You know,
it's actually Brucie.
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He's a high energy
beer vendor.
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Yeah, he's the "Beer here!" guy
at a stadium.
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Get your cold,
cold one!
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And now Brucie Rosenberg
from Maryland.
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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On to the green he goes,
on to the dance floor.
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Yes!
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Oh, that was almost
a hole in one!
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Looking good.
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Look at how fast that
wedding ring is rotating.
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Do you try to dive
through the whole thing?
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Let's see what his strategy is.
Here goes Brucie.
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Ohh!
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Oh, no!
Oh, God!
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No. No, no, no, no, Bruce.
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Whoo!
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[ Laughs ]
The man just ran full speed,
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just full speed
without any care at all.
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They call it
NAFOD in the military.
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It's called No Apparent
Fear Of Death.
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[ Laughs ]
And it can actually get you
kicked out of the service.
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And apparently
Brucie Rosenberg is NAFOD,
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'cause he just
propelled himself
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with complete disregard
of all personal safety
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into a big object.
Whoa!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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That'll wake you up.
That was kind of refreshing.
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Gennessa Ewald is away.
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She's just on
the edge of the green,
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and she does have that ridge
to contend with.
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♪
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Off the bank.
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Oh! Oh!
Bruce: That's close.
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And it tucks behind
the obstacle.
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Guess I'm away.
Whew!
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This for the win
from Brucie Rosenberg.
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Look at Big Brucie
on the Xtreme LED screen.
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That LED is extreme.
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When we wrap this thing,
I'm calling dibs on that.
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I don't think ‐‐
I think it's got to go
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back to the manufacturer.
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For the win,
Brucie Rosenberg.
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Wow!
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Whoo!
He puts it in.
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Brucie Rosenberg is the winner
on Holey Matrimony.
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Oh!
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He is on
to round number 2.
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Dancing on the dance floor.
Whoo! Whoo!
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Aah!
[ Laughing ]
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Hey, hey! Scram, you rodent.
Get out of here.
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Beat it!
You don't belong here.
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Tessitore: Let's get over to
Jeannie Mai to find out more
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about our next hole.
Come on!
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Mai: Thanks, Joe.
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This next hole really ramps up
the excitement.
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It's Agony of Defeat.
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[ Screams ]
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Mai: Golfers ski down the slope
and jump off the ramp
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as far as they can.
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Whoever jumps the furthest
gets the better ball position.
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Tessitore: Thank you, Jeannie.
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So much on the line
for our competitors tonight
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as the Alpine horns play.
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Oh, they're playing
my song, Joe.
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It this your jam, Rob?
This is totally my jam.
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[ Horns playing ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, I'm at the club
right now, Joe.
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I'm at the Alpine Club.
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Oh! Oh!
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Squaring off in this
Round 1 matchup,
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it's 38‐year‐old
basketball mentor
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Justin Rhoane
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and 41‐year‐old psychic
Nikki Wantz.
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I'm Nikki Wantz,
I'm from Hagerstown, Maryland,
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and I'm the Twisted Mystic
of Mini Golf.
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I'm an intuitive, medium,
clairvoyant, psychic.
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I've always been
into the metaphysical,
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and I always have
my third eye open ‐‐
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for the most part.
[ Thunder crashes ]
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I've been playing mini golf
since I was about 6 years old.
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I love it, and my grandparents
were great golfers,
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pros at the club ‐‐
the country club.
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Unfortunately, they passed away.
But you know what?
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They're telling me
that I'm gonna win.
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I've got this because I've got
the universe on my side.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Hello, everyone.
I'm Justin Rhoane.
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I'm 38 years old,
and I'm a basketball mentor.
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I've been playing golf
pretty much my entire life.
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It's been one of my first loves
and one of my first passions.
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Putting is just like shooting
a free‐throw in basketball.
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I've played in hundreds
of basketball tournaments,
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but nothing compares
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to what we're about to do here
at "Holey Moley."
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And I want to be
on the big stage at the end
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holding up the trophy.
Boom!
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Got to stretch out these legs,
you know?
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He's so cute.
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Tessitore: Justin Rhoane,
here we go.
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Alright. [ Sighs ]
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Down the ski jump.
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How far can
he launch himself
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to try to get
the better ball position?
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Here goes Justin.
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[ Laughs ]
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And it was
an awkward departure.
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Don't forget,
it's the first body part
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to touch the water.
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Let's see what that
first body part is here
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on the "Holey Moley"
telestrator.
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Go for it, Rob.
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So right here,
you'll see the launch
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when he comes into frame.
258
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Sure, and watch how flexible
the skis are.
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00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,455
So it doesn't give you much
to push off.
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They gave away now.
Now, what hits first?
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Oh, the foot!
The foot hits first, Rob!
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That's right.
Look at this.
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And it's 17 feet.
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That shows you the kind of
body discipline
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you got to have
when you're in midair.
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I got this.
Whew!
267
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,014
Alright. Let's tell you
about Nikki Wantz.
268
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She's a psychic.
Hmm.
269
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An actual psychic.
270
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,602
Well, then she should know
who wins.
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Yes.
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I just wonder,
how many voices is she hearing?
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Can she hear me now?
Watch this.
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[ Warbling ]
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I just sent her
a message.
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Is there any chance
the message was
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"Get on the chair,
the ski jump?"
It actually was.
278
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,868
I said, "It's time
to get on the chair."
279
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This is so exciting.
280
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,289
Easy money, easy money.
281
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:07,083
16 1/2 feet is the mark to beat
for Nikki Wantz.
282
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How bad does she want it?
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The psychic from Maryland.
Here we go.
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[ Screams ]
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00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,051
Oh!
Oh!
286
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,052
What the...?
287
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,763
That was a big belly flop.
288
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,390
This is pure
"sack of potatoes" stuff.
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This is just the momentum
in a sack of potatoes.
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Uh, boom.
She took no initiative, Joe.
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00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,314
So she took no initiative.
[ Laughs ] That was...
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She let the chair
just vomit her out
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into the water.
[ Screams ]
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Officially,
Course Marshal Joe says
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it's 16 for Nikki Wantz,
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00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,909
16 1/2 for Justin Rhoane.
297
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:44,287
And Justin will have
the better ball position.
298
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,834
What point is he ever going
to get his clothes
299
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,628
properly tailored?
300
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,256
Look at the bagginess
of these pants.
301
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,217
He might be a fan
of Billie Eilish.
302
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,052
She wears
baggy clothes, too.
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[ Laughs ]
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We're gonna take a quick
break here on "Holey Moley."
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When we come back,
it's Justin versus Nikki
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on Agony of Defeat.
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Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
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While you were away,
psychic Nikki Wantz
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got off
to a very shaky start,
310
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,073
nearly taking out
one of the horn players.
311
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,742
How about a "fore"?
Fore!
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00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,118
That cleared the path
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for basketball mentor
Justin Rhoane
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to claim victory.
Boom! Boom!
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00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,166
Nikki doesn't get
what Nikki wants.
316
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Apparently not.
317
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,503
I just totally bombed out.
318
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,755
Good job. Good job.
Good job. Good job.
319
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So, Justin Rhoane advances
to Round 2
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with Beer Man
Brucie Rosenberg.
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00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:44,681
It is now time for
Turfing USA.
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Here's how it works.
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Golfers have to putt their ball
across the big blue wave.
324
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,898
But then they have to surf
their way to the green.
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00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,275
I did it!
326
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,318
If they wipe out
and fall in the water,
327
00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,405
that'll be
a stroke penalty.
328
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,156
Riggle: What do you think
that wave is made out of?
329
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,825
It's just
a bunch of sheetrock,
330
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,159
maybe even some
plaster of Paris.
331
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,786
I think
it's frozen water.
332
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,246
You think that is frozen water?
Yep.
333
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,040
You believe that
we actually have a mold
334
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,002
that we could create
or an ice sculptor comes out?
335
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,546
Yeah, that's probably where most
of our money went this year.
336
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,172
You think?
337
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,716
[ Cheering ]
338
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:20,967
Peri'don: Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
339
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,636
Whoo‐whoo‐whoo!
Let's go!
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Here's our next
Round 1 matchup.
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22‐year‐old
Peri'don Castille
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taking on
28‐year‐old Alex Phillips.
343
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,063
Alex: I'm Alex Phillips
from Reno, Nevada,
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and I'm one of the top 10 women
long drivers in the world.
345
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:41,612
My longest competitive drive
is 377 yards.
346
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,239
But who's counting?
347
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,824
I've been playing golf
my whole life,
348
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,743
basically as soon
as I could walk.
349
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,619
I've been a pro golfer
for almost six years,
350
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,621
so I'm definitely coming on
"Holey Moley"
351
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,874
to prove that long drivers
can putt, too.
352
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,667
My strategy is to make the putt
353
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,669
so I don't have to deal
with all the obstacles.
354
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,546
Yes!
355
00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,839
Of course I'm worried
about going in the water.
356
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,300
I just got these curls done.
[ Laughs ]
357
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,926
Are you guys
getting my good side?
358
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,762
This is my good side,
the side with the dimple.
359
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,638
[ Chuckles ] There he is.
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00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,016
My name is Peri'don Castille.
I'm from Dallas, Texas.
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00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,852
And everybody knows me
as "Swaggy P."
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00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,937
I got a whole lot of swag.
363
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,731
I putt with swag all day,
every day.
364
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:17,732
Let's go!
365
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,484
[ Laughs ]
366
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,152
I'm sorry.
367
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,695
Yo, let's take
a selfie.
368
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,614
I've been playing golf
for about 20 years now.
369
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:28,034
I do carry
a plus 2.1 handicap.
370
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,161
I wouldn't say that
I'm impossible to beat,
371
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:33,081
but you've got to do something
real special.
372
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,832
"Holey Moley"!
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00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,418
Boy, I'll tell you.
Peri'don Castille is energized.
374
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,004
He is psyched up
to play Turfing USA.
375
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,798
Hey!
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00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,133
Riggle: Peri'don Castille,
one of the better names
377
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,635
on our competition
tonight.
378
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,678
Read the wave,
ride the wave.
379
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,097
20 years
he's been playing golf.
380
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,057
What? He's only 22!
381
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,563
There it is.
Peri'don: There it is.
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00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,732
Tessitore: Here is his tee shot,
off that back ramp.
383
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,109
Peri'don:
Do something freaky.
384
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,819
That's a great putt.
Ooh, that is nice.
385
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,737
That is a great tee shot.
386
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,739
[ Laughs ]
Peri'don Castille is
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00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,159
on the green, but right now,
his feet have to go on to that
388
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,162
very, very slippery surfboard,
389
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,581
and he has to try
to stay dry
390
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,625
and find himself
on the green.
391
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,960
If he doesn't,
it's a stroke penalty.
392
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,711
Alex: Get low.
Center your gravity.
393
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,380
I'm gonna say right now
he is not gonna make it.
394
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,632
I'm from from Texas, bro.
We ain't got this.
395
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,761
He is Luca Brasi, sleeping
with the fishes tonight, Joe.
396
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,138
Oh, Lord. Okay.
397
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,556
"Leave the gun.
Take the cannoli."
398
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,141
Help me out here.
You know what I'm talking about?
399
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,103
Oh, he kept his balance.
What?!
400
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,563
He did it, but here
comes the water.
401
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,189
[ Laughs ]
402
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,942
Oh, no!
403
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,986
He almost did
a cartwheel off.
404
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,696
Watch this.
405
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,739
He did a great job
406
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,951
surviving the initial surge
of the surfboard,
407
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,163
but then halfway through
his run here on Turfing USA,
408
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,416
it's the water cannon
that knocks him off.
409
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,126
He's not happy.
He's not happy at all.
410
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,837
That is not a happy camper.
That is someone who's shocked.
411
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,881
Alex Phillips,
one of the best
412
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,049
long drive golfers
in the world.
413
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,052
Top 10 female.
414
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:13,222
Tee shot here
on Turfing USA.
415
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,104
Up the wave,
and it goes into the water.
416
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:23,524
So Alex Phillips will be
putting from the drop zone,
417
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,026
and that
drop zone position
418
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,320
here on Turfing USA
is very difficult.
419
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,697
She'll be in the sand
on the other side.
420
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,407
Now this the fun part.
[ Laughs ]
421
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,201
Oh, I'm nervous.
422
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,704
Embrace it.
Be one with the board.
423
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,247
Tessitore:
She wants to be barefoot.
424
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,665
Oh, man.
425
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,958
I haven't seen this
since "Gidget."
426
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,835
"Gidget"?
427
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,378
Yeah.
You know, Sally Field.
428
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,964
I know Sally Field's
in "Gidget," sure.
429
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,591
Aah!
Oh, had no shot.
430
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,842
There was no chance
right there.
431
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,469
Alright,
let's walk through this.
432
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,554
This is like somebody
unexpectedly turned on
433
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,890
a treadmill,
and she wasn't anticipating it.
434
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,392
Yeah, she was never in it.
She was never in it.
435
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,686
Never in it.
436
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,730
I like your putt better
than my putt.
437
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,401
Peri'don Castille
in far better position
438
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,028
than where
Alex Phillips finds herself
439
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,656
here from the drop zone.
440
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,324
She lies 2.
441
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,539
Oh, I got that one there.
442
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,042
Boy, too much on that.
443
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,045
Wow, she put some mustard
on that, as they say.
444
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,922
Ooh. Okay.
445
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,507
So she lies 3.
446
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,925
Ooh, you want back in?
447
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,552
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
I got you.
448
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,720
Tessitore: Peri'don Castille
from Dallas, Texas,
449
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,556
a 2 handicap.
Wow.
450
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,474
You know, and he's competed
in the Nature Valley Open
451
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,059
at Pebble Beach.
452
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,270
He's been in
the US amateur qualifier.
453
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,396
I mean,
this is a legit golfer.
454
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,106
Yes.
455
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,359
This for the win.
456
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,243
Oh!
457
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,661
Wrap around!
458
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,414
Wrap around and in
for Peri'don Castille!
459
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,749
His dream of putting for
the plaid jacket
460
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,586
and the quarter million dollars
remains alive.
461
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,380
Let's go!
"Holey Moley" 2021, baby!
462
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,049
Peri'don Castille!
463
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,010
Love that name.
Love that name.
464
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,720
Boy, that was impressive.
465
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,931
22‐year‐old Peri'don Castille
getting that third spot
466
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,433
going into the second round.
467
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,018
Good golfers tonight.
Good golfers.
468
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,519
Oh, yeah. Very talented.
469
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,563
Terrible surfers.
Great golfers.
470
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,315
Very good golfers.
471
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:36,365
And now "A Vision For
the Future of Mini Golf"
472
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,659
with Stephen Curry.
473
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,662
Our "Holey Moley" course
designers are hard at work
474
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,873
creating the most
mind‐blowing holes
475
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:47,543
this or any other hole‐oriented
sport has ever seen.
476
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,754
Right now, our team
is traveling the globe
477
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,505
looking for inspiration.
478
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,924
Who knows where the idea
for the next amazing hole
479
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,301
will come from.
480
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,637
Which reminds me,
if you have an idea
481
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,805
that you would think would be
a great "Holey Moley" hole,
482
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,474
keep it to yourself.
483
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,809
These guys are pros,
and odds are,
484
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,270
your idea is not as good
as you think.
485
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:10,274
That was "A Vision For
the Future of Mini Golf"
486
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,193
with Stephen Curry.
487
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,280
Tessitore: Look at the view
that Sir Goph has there.
488
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,282
Quite lovely.
See the view? He's out there
on the boat with his son.
489
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,284
Fishing with the boy.
Having a good time.
490
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,536
Beautiful moments
between a father and a son
491
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,664
that happen out fishing.
492
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,624
Oh, wait a minute.
What is that?
493
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:30,169
What? We have cameras
everywhere, Goph!
494
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,712
Yeah, he has one job.
495
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,007
You have one job!
Keep the big gopher head on.
496
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,927
We're not asking for much.
497
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,387
[ Gopher chuckles ]
498
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:42,014
It is time for Fishing Hole,
499
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,225
sponsored by
TakeMeFishing.org.
500
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,852
You know, Joe, I always
wanted to learn more about
501
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,646
fishing and boating.
Yes.
502
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,522
You know?
I got the perfect website
for you then.
503
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,981
Tell me.
504
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,441
It's right there on the hut.
Oh!
505
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,151
TakeMeFishing.org.
506
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,278
What was that name again?
TakeMeFishing.org.
507
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,613
Okay, that's what I thought.
Yeah.
508
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,532
Well, here's how
this hole plays.
509
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,034
Golfers have to putt their ball
over the narrow bridge,
510
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,245
under the giant fish.
511
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,414
Then our golfers have to get
across that narrow bridge
512
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,832
to the green.
513
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,709
[ Screams ]
And, Rob,
514
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,003
if they fall in the water, it's
gonna be a stroke penalty.
515
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,798
Here we go.
Our last Round 1 matchup
516
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,633
on Fishing Hole,
and it's a doozy.
517
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,218
Alright.
518
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,096
30‐year‐old Rachel Lentsch,
she's from Minnesota,
519
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:25,850
taking on Averee Dovsek
from California.
520
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,686
Hi. My name's Averee Dovsek.
I'm 21 years old.
521
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,521
And I am the host
of my own podcast
522
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,857
called "Why You Suck at Golf."
523
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,359
I've been golfing seriously
since the eighth grade,
524
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,236
which has gotten me
a good high school career
525
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,947
with varsity all four years
and to the position of
526
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,449
a Division I
collegiate golfer.
527
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,576
The rest is history.
528
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,745
I'm here at "Holey Moley" to
prove to my podcast listeners
529
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,079
that I don't suck at golf.
530
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,039
Let's go!
531
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:52,042
My name is Rachel Lentsch.
I'm from St. Paul, Minnesota.
532
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,920
And I'm the Ruthless
Rugby Rucker.
533
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,548
I've been playing rugby
since senior in high school,
534
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,050
and I was the captain
of my college team,
535
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:03,137
and then I went on to play
for the Women's Premier League.
536
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:06,307
I definitely do not have
the size that most people think
537
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,850
of a rugby player,
but watch out because
538
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,935
I am mighty on the course.
539
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,187
I know I have an edge here
540
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,647
because you have
to be tough to play rugby
541
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,150
and I can take anything
they throw at me.
Yeah!
542
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,402
I'm the Ruthless Rugby Rucker,
and I'm here to win.
543
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,695
Don't ruck with me.
544
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,989
[ Laughs ]
545
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,742
Rachel Lentsch.
546
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:27,828
30‐year‐old
from St. Paul, Minnesota.
547
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,586
This looks good.
It's gonna hit the back ramp.
548
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,546
Come back.
Ooh, it's a little
too much.
549
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,924
Too much on it,
as it retreats
550
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,677
and creates a longer putt
that may have to deal with
551
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,179
the back end
of that ridge.
552
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,931
You [bleep] me?
553
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,474
She talks
like a rugby player.
554
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,142
Sure does.
555
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,603
[ Chuckles ] You got this.
It's just a little fish.
556
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,855
Yeah, you know,
you just got to...
557
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,357
You just got to
get ready.
558
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,400
And look at those
water cannons go
559
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,610
here on Fishing Hole.
560
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,029
Riggle: There we go.
Full blast.
561
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,658
What do you got, Rachel?
562
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,159
Averee: Whoo!
563
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,036
Here goes the former
rugby player,
564
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,162
past one, past two.
565
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,831
Oh!
Oh, she almost made it!
566
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,624
Almost!
Rachel almost made it.
567
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:16,210
What a great effort
she gave.
568
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,212
Let's go to
the replay, Joe.
569
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,589
It's a beautiful run
by Rachel Lentsch.
570
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,258
Beautiful run.
Watch her footing.
571
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,510
It was just the footing
at the end, right there.
572
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,513
The left foot catches the edge,
and it gives out.
573
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,974
If she grabs that
left foot and pushes off of it,
574
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,017
she's through, Rob,
I'm telling you.
575
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,395
You got to all‐out sprint
here, my man.
576
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,981
I'm telling you,
you got to start, stop.
577
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,607
Alright,
Averee Dovsek.
578
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,859
Whoo!
579
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,026
This is very interesting.
580
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,362
Averee Dovsek is
a 21‐year‐old
581
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,614
college golfer, podcaster.
582
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:49,451
The title of the podcast is
"Why You Suck at Golf."
583
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,995
I know. I've been on it
several times.
584
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,454
But...
She keeps telling me.
585
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,123
But it's a new thing
every time.
586
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:57,376
So still
can't figure it out.
587
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,045
Averee's tee shot here
on the Fishing Hole.
588
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,967
Very nice putt here.
Very nice.
589
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,803
Can it play the ramp?
No, it drifted off.
590
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,513
Ooh.
591
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:13,559
It's tucked behind the ramp
over near the fishing camp.
592
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,977
That's a crime.
593
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:19,023
Averee: Oh.
Now Averee has to get past
594
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:21,400
three jumping fish
and the water cannons.
595
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,568
Oh, my God.
596
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,737
Fish to be
named later, Joe.
597
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,322
Sushi. Nemo.
No, well, no.
598
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,865
Nobody wants sushi.
Alright.
599
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,117
Oh, here she goes.
600
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,912
[ Screams ]
601
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,706
Oh! That was pathetic!
602
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,501
That was
the slow walk approach.
Yeah.
603
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,295
She went gentle
into that good night.
That's out.
604
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,130
[ Screams ]
Scratch that from the list.
605
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:47,301
Yeah, the slow approach
is out.
606
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:48,886
You got it, Averee.
Whew!
607
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:52,556
Okay, I got this.
Let's see the line here.
608
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,517
Tessitore: So Averee will
incur the stroke penalty,
609
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,519
as has Rachel.
610
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,065
This is Averee.
611
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,154
Kick off the hill.
612
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,781
Good putt.
Okay, that's not too bad.
613
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,741
Nice, Averee.
614
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:12,326
Riggle: A little tricky lay‐up
there 'cause it landed...
615
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,161
I know.
...right by the ridge there.
616
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,204
It's gonna affect
her backstroke.
617
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,622
It really is.
Alright, Rachel.
618
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,998
Let's see it.
619
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,712
So she sits 3,
so Rachel here,
620
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,172
this is for the win.
621
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,343
Ooh. Got this.
622
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,014
Oh, too much.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
623
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:37,017
Way too much.
Ooh, well.
624
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,435
Not a bad leave.
625
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,604
Could have been worse.
626
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,147
Tessitore:
So they both sit 3.
627
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:48,237
Riggle: Well, she's not
wasting any time, Joe.
628
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,239
Has she even lined this up?
629
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,244
Rachel: Yes!
Yes, apparently she has.
630
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,745
She doesn't need any time.
631
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,080
How about that?
Rachel Lentsch.
632
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,790
Nice putt!
Alright.
633
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,750
Alright, pressure's on.
You got it, Averee.
634
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,876
Here, grab your ball.
635
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,712
Tessitore: A 4 is carded.
636
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,463
Boy, she turned
the heat up
637
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,215
Nice and easy.
638
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:11,802
Tessitore: Alright,
Averee Dovsek will have a chance
639
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:14,847
to force a putt‐off.
640
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,183
Ohhh.
641
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,601
Aw!
Oh, no!
642
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,520
Whoo!
643
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,940
The rugby player defeats
the college golf captain.
644
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,650
Nice job.
Good job.
645
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,861
How about that?
646
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,404
Whoo!
Whoo!
647
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:33,032
Tessitore: So Rugby Rucker
Rachel Lentsch
648
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,743
scores that final position
in round number 2.
649
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,703
Riggle: Joe, the big question
now on everybody's mind
650
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,079
right now ‐‐ is Avery
going to be a guest
651
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,539
on her own podcast?
652
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,041
She should be.
653
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:50,466
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
654
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,509
We are kicking off
Round 2 action now,
655
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,304
and the competition
just got serious.
656
00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:59,308
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
Oh, that's a keeper.
657
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,101
Oh, that's going on
the wall, Joe.
658
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,103
[ Woman clears throat ]
Hey.
659
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:06,065
Santa Claus isn't coming
to town this time of year,
660
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,941
so we're heading up north
to see the big guy,
661
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:11,445
play a little Ho Ho Hole.
662
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:14,948
Our golfers start by putting up
the steep brick slope
663
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,701
and try to make it
into Santa's Special.
664
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:22,164
That's how you get the best
position across on to the green.
665
00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:24,083
But it's not done there.
666
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,001
The golfers themselves
667
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,128
have to hold on
to Santa's sleigh
668
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,505
and head right into...
669
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:30,756
Whoa!
670
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,133
...the North Pole.
671
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,593
Got to stay dry, though,
672
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,512
hold on to that pole,
because if you go into
673
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:39,598
the frozen waters below,
it's a stroke penalty.
674
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,434
Alright.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
675
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,813
This is a big one
right here on Ho Ho Hole.
676
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,981
One of our two competitors
is gonna make it
677
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,566
to tonight's final.
678
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:53,112
Will it be Justin Rhoane
or Peri'don Castille?
679
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:57,991
Now Peri'don Castille.
680
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,868
Right now, what he could use
is the advantage
681
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,204
of that center slot.
682
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,751
Oh!
Oh, he just missed it.
683
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,628
What's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be?
684
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,505
Naughty!
685
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,173
He'll have the worst position
on the green, Rob.
686
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,633
Oh.
687
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,428
[ Crowd cheers ]
688
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,639
Castille's ball
is over to the right,
689
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,933
almost against the ridge.
690
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,434
Okay.
691
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:27,187
Peri'don Castille,
if he goes into
692
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:31,066
the freezing cold water,
it's a stroke penalty.
693
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,236
[ Bell clangs ]
694
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,863
Here he goes
on Santa's sleigh,
695
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,699
trying to hang on
to the North Pole.
696
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,242
Oh, what a fall he took.
697
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,911
Wow! Right on his back.
What a fall he took.
698
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,997
Rob, he went from nearly
the top of the pole
699
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,040
all the way down into
the near freezing‐cold water.
700
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,209
And now he's swimming.
Ouch.
701
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,253
Look at that look on his face.
Right there. Right there.
702
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:52,421
What does that look say
right there, Rob?
703
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:55,007
That says,
"Why? Why? Why?"
704
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:59,761
[ Cheering ]
705
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:03,682
Justin Rhoane, his tee shot
here on Ho Ho Hole.
706
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,352
Remember, he beat the psychic
Nikki Wantz in Round 1.
707
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,608
Oh, he came up short.
Oh. Darn it.
708
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:15,569
Got to stay away from
that Naughty slot.
709
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:16,737
No chance.
Justin: Naughty.
710
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,655
Wow.
711
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:22,534
Oh, that barely came out.
712
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,495
Listen to these Santas.
Yeah.
713
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,498
Tease Justin Rhoane
at your own risk.
714
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,586
[ Bell clangs ]
715
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,129
Can he do it?
716
00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:36,924
Can he do it?
717
00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:38,550
Yes!
718
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:42,304
He's got to climb up there.
Don't slip, Justin.
719
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:45,641
Yes! He's done it!
720
00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:50,020
Justin Rhoane
survives the North Pole.
721
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,439
Let's go!
722
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,441
He had absolutely no grip
with his feet,
723
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:59,404
so it's this bear hug at the end
right here that was critical.
724
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,492
That was great stuff
out of Justin,
725
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,661
and he doesn't have
the stroke penalty.
726
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,954
Keep that in mind.
727
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,415
Rhoane, who says he's
a baller in the streets
728
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,584
and a putter
on the green.
729
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:16,421
45 feet away.
He can use that ice bank.
730
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:20,926
Here he goes over the first
ridge, over the second ridge.
731
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,094
Oh!
Here's the bank.
732
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,553
Here's the bank!
733
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:26,515
That's a very nice putt
by Justin Rhoane
734
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,517
He sits 2,
735
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:32,646
and a very manageable putt
remains for Justin Rhoane.
736
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:37,275
Peri'don Castille lies 2.
737
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:40,237
I feel like this is
a must make.
738
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:43,198
I think that's about
as difficult of a putt
739
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,574
as you can have
in "Holey Moley."
740
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,535
Yeah, it's up there.
741
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,623
[ Crowd shouting ]
742
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,750
Off the bank,
743
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,669
and it's a fine putt.
744
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,796
Nice putt.
745
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:01,341
Ooh, did he ever need that.
746
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,427
Rhoane will be
putting for the win,
747
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:06,138
but Castille put himself
in a good spot
748
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,306
to try to card a 4.
749
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,183
Alrighty.
750
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:18,859
For the win and a trip
to the final round.
751
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:24,948
Gets it!
Oh! Round the world.
752
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:27,576
Get a little bit of that!
753
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,619
Where you at?!
Where you at?!
754
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:30,954
Oh, yeah.
Come on, come on!
755
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,414
I need more than that!
756
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,833
I need more than that, baby!
Let's go!
757
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:40,130
Justin Rhoane with the win
on Ho Ho Hole.
758
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,258
Isn't that
a perfect vision ‐‐
759
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,802
the Naughty sign
with that guy next to it.
760
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,262
What is he doing?
761
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:50,599
Oh, 20 bucks he eats it.
20 bucks he eats it.
762
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:51,892
Look at this.
20 bucks he eats it.
763
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,393
No!
20 bucks.
764
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,811
No, no, no, no, no.
765
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:56,146
Eat it. Eat it.
Don't eat it. Don't.
766
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,481
Eat it, Spalding.
Don't.
767
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:58,982
Eat it.
Don't.
768
00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:00,484
Eat it, Spalding.
It's not what you think.
769
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,027
Don't ‐‐ Aaah!
Aaah!
770
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,278
He ate it.
771
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,405
I can't believe it.
Aaaah!
772
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,199
[ Laughs ]
773
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:13,538
Tessitore: Welcome back to
"Holey Moley."
774
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,749
Our final Round 2 battle,
it's about to get underway,
775
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:18,085
and it is time
for Corn Hole.
776
00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:19,503
Let's find out
a little more
777
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,798
about this hole from
our resident golf pro.
778
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,716
It's time for Corn Hole.
779
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,551
That's right.
780
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,845
We're taking one of the world's
most versatile crops
781
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,473
and making it
even more versatile
782
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:33,100
because today, it's becoming
783
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:37,104
a genetically engineered
extreme mini golf hole.
784
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:40,732
Golfers start by teeing off
down the 30‐foot long pathway,
785
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,443
hoping to bank their ball
off the bottom of the scarecrow
786
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:44,861
and up into the corn hole.
787
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,822
Next, it's on your mark,
788
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,615
set, pop.
[ Ding ]
789
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:51,034
They'll race across
the giant corn cob,
790
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:55,163
trying to avoid these kernels
that can pop, pop, pop.
791
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,665
[ Screams ]
If they fall off the course,
792
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:57,791
it's a penalty stroke.
793
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,252
Pop, piggity pop.
794
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,586
Whoo!
Whoo!
795
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,796
Tessitore:
And here they come.
796
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,131
Rachel:
You ready for this?
797
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,298
Here we go.
You're going down.
798
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:06,716
Oh, I don't think so.
799
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,385
Tessitore: Oh, we're in
for a battle royale.
800
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,762
We got the Beer Man,
Brucie Rosenberg
801
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:14,474
and the impressive Rugby Rucker
Rachel Lentsch.
802
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,726
Both of them
impressed in Round 1.
803
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,478
See what you got.
804
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,605
Rachel Lentsch.
805
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:24,192
She is an extremely good athlete
as a former rugby player.
806
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:30,073
Takes the bounce,
has a lot on it, a lot on it.
807
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,576
[ Crowd groans ]
808
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,202
Bruce: Nice shot.
Rachel: Alright.
809
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,078
That was close.
Not bad.
810
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:36,496
Lot of pepper
in that gumbo.
811
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:37,747
Lot of pepper
in the gumbo.
812
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,961
Rob, I really like
Rachel's chances.
813
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,504
Absolutely.
814
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:45,922
She's fast,
and she's tough.
815
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,383
Alright.
816
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,926
Look at her focus.
817
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,263
[ Ding ]
818
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:54,764
Go!
She may have it!
819
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:55,974
Yes!
820
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,684
Oh, that was
never in doubt.
821
00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,686
Whoo!
Whoo!
822
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,189
Tessitore: She made one of
the most difficult obstacles...
823
00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:03,857
Wow.
...look easy.
824
00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:06,026
Whoo!
That's all that
rugby you play.
825
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,277
[ Laughs ]
826
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:09,196
Tessitore: She's smiling
on the green.
827
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,447
She's laughing at
our corn on the cob.
828
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:11,865
Laughing at our cob.
829
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:14,034
Whoo!
830
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,410
Brucie's tee shot.
831
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,622
There you go.
Good run.
832
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,373
There is the kicker.
That's a good one.
833
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:21,875
This is going
to be good, Joe.
834
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,210
Bruce: Get in the hole!
Oh.
835
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,628
Let's see if it settles.
Good leave.
836
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:27,047
He's in much better position
on the green than Rachel.
837
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,466
Alright.
Nice putt.
838
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,426
Remember what Brucie Rosenberg
does for a living.
839
00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,803
He walks up and down
the aisles
840
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,097
of major stadiums
and arenas
841
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:37,807
as an ice cold beer
salesman.
842
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,643
Joe,
can we have a second?
843
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,603
Can we go back and watch
what he did on Holey Matrimony?
844
00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:44,147
All gas, no brakes Bruce.
You remember.
845
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:45,649
He just said,
"I have no plan.
846
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:47,442
I will just run
straight into it."
847
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,653
Threw himself
with reckless abandon, Joe.
848
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,782
And now he's back,
849
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:55,742
and he's gonna need
to do that here.
850
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,202
You got it, Bruce.
851
00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,579
Maybe. [ Laughs ]
852
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,122
He's gathering himself.
853
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:05,001
Watch that light on top
of the popcorn microwave.
854
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,753
I can't wait
to see this.
855
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,256
[ Ding ]
856
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:10,924
Brucie is off.
857
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,467
Oh!
Oh, he got eaten alive.
858
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,927
Vaporized!
Oh!
859
00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:16,471
Vaporized!
He just got annihilated.
860
00:34:18,265 --> 00:34:19,683
Oh, my God!
861
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,977
I got popped.
[ Laughs ]
862
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,645
Rachel is laughing
right in his face.
863
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:24,938
Where's my hat?
864
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,523
Can't find his hat.
865
00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:28,149
He was vaporized.
866
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:33,154
He vanished in a cloud
of explosive gas.
867
00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:35,115
Bring it home, Riggs.
Here we go.
868
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,783
Never had a chance.
Right there!
869
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,451
Oh, right in the face.
Rachel: Got you good.
870
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:41,705
His face is buried
in a kernel.
871
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,331
Oh, my gosh.
872
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,166
That was everything
I hoped it would be.
873
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:50,130
Bruce: I got you.
Alright.
874
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,840
This is not gonna be easy.
875
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,133
See what you got.
876
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,467
Pressure's on.
877
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,220
Tessitore:
This for the win.
878
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,973
Oh.
Pulled it a little bit.
879
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,516
Oh, and now she's got
an even tougher putt.
880
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:05,103
Very tough with what she left,
so she lies 2.
881
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,396
Oh, man.
882
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:07,814
That was tough.
883
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,566
Hey, Brucie's in
position "A" now.
884
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,234
How quickly
the tables have turned.
885
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,611
Yeah.
886
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:17,866
Whoa.
It was a lay‐up.
887
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,035
That's a smart,
smart play.
888
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,287
Smart play.
I think that's the play.
889
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:24,205
The problem is,
is you open the door
890
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,582
for a win for Brucie
with the lay‐up.
891
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:28,126
Alright.
892
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,337
He's got to make it
to win now.
893
00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:32,213
I'm gonna make it happen.
894
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:36,051
Got this.
895
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:39,304
Brucie makes this putt,
he will be playing
896
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:43,058
for the plaid jacket
and the Golden Putter.
897
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:48,813
Oh, he ran it past!
Pushed it.
898
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,273
And now it's way back
out there,
899
00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:51,274
even worse than before.
900
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,442
What?!
901
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,110
That's not good.
902
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:57,572
Her strategy now
may pay off.
903
00:35:57,572 --> 00:36:00,909
Rachel laying up,
and now she could be in position
904
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:03,662
to card a 4 and win this
905
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:06,206
if Brucie struggles
with what he left on the bone.
906
00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,208
[ Groans ]
907
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:13,421
And she makes it.
Whoo!
908
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,048
4.
Beautiful strategy,
909
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,467
as you said it was, Rob.
Nice.
910
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:21,012
All gas, no brakes has got
one shot at redemption.
911
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,181
Alright.
Putt of my life.
912
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,642
And I mean one shot.
This is it.
913
00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,602
Alright, no pressure.
914
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,187
Make it, and we have
a putt‐off.
915
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:32,065
Miss it,
and Rachel is in the final.
916
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,696
Oh, in and out!
917
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,864
You got to be kidding me!
Yeah!
918
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:43,535
And Rachel Lentsch,
the 30‐year‐old engineer
919
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,746
from St. Paul
with the rugby background
920
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:50,875
will play for the Golden Putter,
the plaid jacket,
921
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,795
and a step towards
a quarter million dollars.
922
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,505
Watch out for her.
923
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,298
I'm gonna miss you,
Brucie.
924
00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:00,301
Good night, sweet prince.
925
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:01,469
[ Chuckles ]
926
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:02,887
Don't go anywhere.
927
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,931
The "Holey Moley" final
when we return.
928
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,895
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
929
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,565
Critical matchup here
on King Parthur's court.
930
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:17,610
Round 3,
a championship on the line,
931
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:21,573
a chance to stay the course
for a quarter million dollars.
932
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:29,998
I‐I still am just baffled
by the dolphin.
933
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,208
Hey!
934
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,586
I get it!
It's a medieval dolphin.
935
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:37,005
This is
a medieval‐themed hole!
936
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:39,215
We're jousting with knights.
Real simple.
937
00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:43,428
Was there or was there
not dolphins 400 years ago?
938
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,806
We don't know that.
We know it for a fact, sir.
939
00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:48,808
Science. Science.
[ Laughs ]
940
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:54,439
Uh‐oh.
Here they come, Joe.
941
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,899
Tonight's finalists
are ready.
942
00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,358
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
943
00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,693
We've got 30‐year‐old
944
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,695
former rugby player
Rachel Lentsch
945
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,363
up against
basketball mentor,
946
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,699
38‐year‐old
Justin Rhoane.
947
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,409
And you know
what's at stake ‐‐
948
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,078
the plaid jacket,
the Golden Putter,
949
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:11,247
and the big chance
at a quarter million dollars
950
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:13,500
in the season finale.
951
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,377
Hey, you may have heard of
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.
952
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,755
Well, on this hole,
golfers do battle
953
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,882
with the Knight
of the Green.
954
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:23,301
It's King Parthur's Court.
955
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,386
Golfers are gonna tee off
down the checkered path.
956
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,764
They aim to clear that gap,
looking to bank it
957
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:29,098
off the side of the sword.
958
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,809
Then they have to
mount a horse...
959
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:33,144
[ Horse whinnies ]
...and go up against
960
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,897
Sir Putts‐a‐lot
and joust him.
961
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,440
That's how you get
to the green.
962
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,442
If Sir Putts‐a‐lot
knocks them off...
963
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:40,860
[ Screams ]
964
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,904
...it's a stroke penalty.
965
00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:45,114
Two very, very good
athletes.
966
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:49,285
Basketball player on one side,
rugby star on the other.
967
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,287
Well, this will be
the true test.
968
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,999
[ Cheers and applause ]
Rachel: Let's go, Justin.
969
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,794
I have a pen, too, now.
970
00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,254
What do you need a pen for?
I have a pen, as well, Joe.
971
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:01,172
You don't mark anything.
[ Laughs ]
972
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,632
I'm the one that records
all the history.
973
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,717
I'm the the one who documents
the play properly.
974
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:06,261
Who's laughing now?
You're just Mr. Jokey Joke.
975
00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:07,679
Look at me! I'm funny!
976
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,055
I don't go...
You don't do any of this.
977
00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:10,473
..."Jokey Joke,
look at me!"
978
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:12,308
I have a pen now, too.
I'm important.
979
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:13,852
Look, I draw,
and I write things.
980
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,770
Do you think by having
a pen, you're important?
981
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,772
That's what ‐‐ I look over ‐‐
I see what you write.
982
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,774
This is not because
I want to prove self‐worth.
983
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:22,277
By the way, America,
I see what he's writing.
I'm scoring.
984
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,154
Here's Justin Rhoane
with his tee shot.
985
00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:28,533
[ Cheering ]
986
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,368
Rachel: Oh, nice putt.
987
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,954
Hits the bank of the sword,
bounces back,
988
00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,706
and settles in.
989
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,165
I like that.
990
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,667
And it's gonna be
a long putt from there,
991
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,085
but he was able
to get over.
992
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,004
Rachel: Alright.
You got that?
993
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,047
[ Cheering ]
994
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:45,091
Alright, Justin has to
survive this
995
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:46,968
or else
it's a penalty stroke.
996
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,304
[ Laughs ]
997
00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:53,141
Here they go.
Here they go.
998
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:54,267
It's on
like Donkey Kong!
999
00:39:54,267 --> 00:39:57,145
Oh! Sir Putts‐a‐lot!
Oh!
1000
00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,230
Oh, he's trying to
clothesline him.
1001
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,691
Oh. Oh, he's in the drink.
Aaah!
1002
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,776
And he's in
for a cool drink.
1003
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,820
How about this
replay here, Riggs?
1004
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,488
Look at the face wash.
1005
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:10,491
That's street jousting.
That's street jousting.
1006
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:12,368
[ Rachel laughs ]
1007
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,786
Whoo!
1008
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:15,246
Hey, Rachel Lentsch
has impressed us
1009
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:18,333
throughout this
episode tonight.
1010
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:21,085
She is fast.
She's got great balance.
1011
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,385
Rachel Lentsch.
1012
00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,304
Does it take the right bounce
off the sword?
1013
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,847
Yes.
It does!
1014
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:34,933
And, oh,
it's right on the ridge!
1015
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,185
It almost went over
to the other side,
1016
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:39,896
but instead,
she's in good position.
1017
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:47,153
Rachel versus
Sir Putts‐a‐lot.
1018
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,576
Here goes Rachel.
1019
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:55,161
And...
1020
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,496
she survives it!
1021
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:59,415
Parries the lance
to the side,
1022
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:03,586
and Rachel Lentsch avoids
the stroke penalty.
1023
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:07,006
She is in good position
here to win this final tonight
1024
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:08,883
on King Parthur's Court.
1025
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,386
Whoo!
1026
00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:15,348
Rob, every single obstacle
we throw at Rachel,
1027
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:16,766
she has no problem with.
1028
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:18,393
She laughs
at these challenges,
1029
00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:20,186
almost mocking us, Joe.
1030
00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:24,983
This for the win.
1031
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:28,069
All comes down
to this, Joe.
1032
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,743
Yes!
She did it!
1033
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:37,036
She did it, Joe!
1034
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,788
Yeah!
Rachel Lentsch
1035
00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:40,832
just did it!
1036
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:43,668
King Parthur's Court
was no challenge.
1037
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:46,546
Rachel wins!
1038
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,339
She is one of
the champions.
1039
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,924
She gets the Golden Putter...
1040
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,843
[ Cheers and applause ]
1041
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,136
...the plaid jacket...
1042
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:55,054
Yeah!
1043
00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,098
...and she will have
the opportunity
1044
00:41:57,098 --> 00:42:00,226
for a quarter million
dollars.
1045
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:02,353
Wear this green jacket
1046
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,313
to let the world know
of your great accomplishment.
1047
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:05,940
But get it tailored first.
1048
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,859
We thought someone
much bigger was gonna win.
1049
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,402
Rachel: Whoo‐hoo!
1050
00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:11,237
You know, I got to
tell you, Rob,
1051
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,822
champions are attracted
to champions.
1052
00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:15,074
This is the kind of athlete
that Steph Curry wants
1053
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:17,702
on "Holey Moley,"
as "Holey Moley" is going pro.
1054
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:19,328
I think that's why
I'm sitting here,
1055
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:20,872
to be honest with you.
1056
00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,999
As a champion of what?
1057
00:42:22,999 --> 00:42:24,709
[ Laughs ]
1058
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,169
I see
what you did there.
1059
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:27,587
I got it.
1060
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:29,047
Thanks for joining us.
1061
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,257
Tune in next week
for more "Holey Moley."